#i am a total opposites attract shipper and I think they’d have a lot of fun

[girls-with-boys-names]

A doodle dump of my FMAB baby Tawny! I really am enjoying drawing art of them and Miles 👀💕

[resident-gay-bitch]

Okay I’m only responding to this because op literally tagged me in the comments out of nowhere basically saying my opinion is wrong after coming into my own personal comment section saying I’m not allowed to use the platonic prongsfoot tag when writing platonic prongsfoot because it makes romantic prongsfoot shippers upset. And I was just getting a lot of passive agressive attitude for who knows what, and I tried to respond in a civil kind way where I just expressed my personal opinion but I was told that I’m not allowed to do that.

Keep in mind here I SHIP ROMANTIC PRONGSFOOT. In fact they’re actually my favorite ship at the moment, I fucking love them. But I’m also a multi shipper and like wolfstar and Jegulus ans a bunch of other ships involving pads and prongs alike. Including the very important- and very cannon- platonic prongsfoot.

The way I am interpreting everything op is saying is that: (and please, if my interpretations are incorrect let me know because sometimes things are misinterpreted over text and I apologise in advance if I have done this, I will re assess if I have, I do not intend to offend anyone, I’m actually here to do the opposite)

Wolfstar should die because they don’t like it

People are not allowed to ship platonic prongsfoot (and their argument is that a ship is purely romantic and I can understand that interpretation but also “ship” is short for “relationship” which can be both platonic and romantic so using the term ship when pairing two characters together isn’t that big of a deal and not even the main point)

Anyone who doesn’t ship romantic prongsfoot is wrong

And that they’re a really good person because they’re not going around using a “#platonic wolfstar” tag even tho they ship platonic wolfstar (I’m not saying their a bad person I’m just saying using a tag about a platonic relationship has no impact on weather you are a good or bad person whatsoever)

All I have to say in regard to this, and to anyone that finds themselves reading this, is simply:

Anyone is entitled to ship whatever the hell they want. Wolfstar is one of the biggest ships in the fandom so why not just respect that other people like it? You don’t have too, it’s just two not real characters being put into not real scenarios, what’s the big deal? It’s not harming you.

People can put whatever characters they want together in whichever way they like, because once again, they’re fictional! I love when I see people putting characters in different parings, I think it makes things interesting, but not everyone does and that’s okay too. Not every relationship has to have romance you know? Some people prefer platonic connection. There are plenty of real people in this world who don’t even experience romantic attraction so I’m sure more than most they’d appreciate tags like platonic prongsfoot and platonic wolfstar :) friendships on any level are so so fucking important, if not more important that romantic connection. I don’t understand why you’re so against people appreciating a cannon friendship? You can totally ship platonic wolfstar if that’s what you’re into, sometimes I love their friendship on a platonic level as well, it’s so valuable.

Anyone can ship anything they want. As a prongsfoot shipper, I agree when others say that it seems almost cannon that something deeper and more romantic is going on between James and sirius. I mean they were fuckinf obsessed with eachother to a point t where outsiders couldn’t even picture one without the other. That obsession can create great romantic tension and also creates potential for one of the greatest best friends to lovers story lines in my opinion. But not everyone agrees, and that’s okay! People have their preferences and that’s okay too. Everyone’s entitled to their own, some people just prefer wolfstar, or just prefer Jegulus, or jily, or fucking starkiller or whatver the hell their creative minds whirl up. I think it’s really cool when people ship all these different pairs, romantic or not, because they’re all fictional and it doesn’t actually matter on a wide scale and everyone has their preferences. No ones wrong for shipping or not shipping something. Just like op isn’t wrong for shipping platonic wolfstar!

You can use the tag “#platonic wolfstar” it’s okay! It’s not a crime to use it! I promise. If someone has an issue with it you can simply say it’s not that big of a deal because it’s not :) idk, obviously wolfstar is a very big romantic ship so as long as you’re tagging correctly and specifying that it’s a Platonic relationship you’re referencing or writing, then it’s A okay! I understand the frustration with people tagging “#prongsfoot” for platonic prongsfoot content, it annoys me. But I simply scroll past or politely go into their comments and ask them to specify it’s a platonic connection as people who prefer the romantic use “#prongsfoot” as the main tag. So long as people are tagging correctly, it’s okay! I know not everyone does but people can learn if were kind and share these things with them. People do not appreciate when you come and tell them they’re not allowed to do something in a passive agressive way and say that their personal opinion is wrong because it doesn’t aline with your own.

Yes, I am aware I have some passive agressive nature in this post but I feel it’s justified as when I was first told I wasn’t allowed to do something by op, I kindly responded saying that I have actually specified what I’m doing and everyone’s allowed to ship who they want (so long as it’s not fucking pedophilia or incest) and I even thanked them for pointing out a mistake I had made in my post that made such a topic unclear and then went and changed it and thought that was that. But then I was met with more passive aggressive nature telling me I was once again wrong and basically told that op is better than me because they don’t use the “#platonic wolfstar” tag. Like wtf?! Excuse me for being a little pissed? It doesn’t make you a saint for that, lol? It’s just a tag?

To people that ship platonic prongsfoot reading this, you are not bad for shipping platonic prongsfoot. I encourage it if you enjoy it, I only ask that you specify using the “#platonic prongsfoot” tag rather than “#prongsfoot” so we don’t have tangles like this <3

To the op, use “#platonic wolfstar”, no one is going to care and I’m sure other platonic wolfstar lovers will actually appreciate it. If someone has an issue with you for it, you can always block them

Just because you don’t like a ship or particular dynamic, does not mean that it’s a bad ship or dynamic, it just means you don’t like it. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, don’t be mean about it, just be nice dude, like, for real, there’s no reason to publicly hate on something just because you don’t agree with it. Simply just like don’t interact with it?

And op if you’ve read all this, thank you for taking the time to read it. I hope you take everything I’ve said into consideration and think about it, if you have any further questions or whatever, you can just ask and I’m happy to answer. I have never had intentions to get argumentative, but when met with slightly rude and off putting passive aggressive comments, well, you can understand why I might feel a little agitated?

I’m sure you will, as I’m also sure you’ll be able to understand and reconsider your hostile approach to a fictional relationship other people prefer, as you are a cloud or sunshine like person as you have stated, and as the public knowledge goes, those people tend to be very empathetic, understanding, and open minded to hearing other people’s emotions and personal opionons :) <3

Y'know there have been, many, many times I wanted to do Platonic Wolfstar but I never do bc that'll make me as bad as those 'Platonic prongsfoot' shippers so be glad I don't like being a hypocrite bc I mean I can be very cruel at times like if I'm pushed to beyond my limits I can be very cruel..

And that's why I think I can feel myself being every point of nature kind of person: like y'know those are you a cloud or sunshine person; I'm pretty sure I'm both and all and neither thank you very much

(How on earth did I start this with a I hate Wolfstar and Platonic Prongsfoot point of mind and finish with a I can relate to all nature?!?!?! I call @lostwriter--xx3 to explain that to me!)

Point being: Platonic Prongsfoot should shut down, and that includes those I ship Prongsfoot and Platonic Prongsfoot people bc you can't ship and friendship unless you're turning it into a relationship which is diff than a friendship.

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link

...

why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸😋

thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMduBy3Sr/

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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

[wizqrdries]

hoooboy here we go

i want to justify remadora and my girl tonks here because i believe jkr was really vague during hbp and really put people off shipping remadora, which is such a shame:((

also, please don’t respond negatively, read the whole thing i pinkie promise i’m not being mean to anyone here!! :,)

tonks wasn’t “depressed” that whole year during hbp just because remus “wouldn’t love her.” she was stressed as all hell just like every other bloody person in the book because this was her first time being in the battle field during the war, and things were really starting to pick up. her favorite cousin (who she had probably grown very close to during that previous year) died, totally unexpectedly. + with sirius’s death: she was dueling bellatrix before she fell down the steps !! it was mentioned that she ACTUALLY thought it was her fault that sirius died! imagine living with that guilt. imagine waking up in the hospital and being told that your cousin was killed by the person you’d been dueling before you were hexed down a flight of concrete steps. on top of that, finding out that the man that you love (and who you know loves you) is going on a goddamn dangerous mission that could very well get himself killed. killed. imagine sitting there and wondering if he was alive, but not being able to even know. that’s why she rushed to dumbledore when she heard about the werewolf attack. she wanted to know that remus was still alive. plus, there is NO evidence whatsoever that says she was pushing remus into a relationship, or begging for his affection or being needy or whatever. unless you consider completely avoiding a person for an entire year being needy. she went out of her way to get away from remus the entire year, for god’s sake. the night dumbledore died, she knew remus was at the end of his tether. but so was she. so was everyone else. she spoke up about their relationship because she knew that if he let her in, it would be so much better for him than being alone in the world. facing things together is better than facing things alone. she needed remus to know that he wasn’t alone, that he still had her to give all his love to and be loved by. he needed to know that she loved him, and wasn’t going to give up on him like others had in his lifetime, or like he had constantly expected others to. that he was worth fighting for. she wanted to show him that he didn’t need to distance himself from people he cared for because he was afraid of hurting them. that whole spiel in the hospital room came out all wrong because of the stress of the situation, but it convinced remus that maybe he didn’t need to space himself out from everyone. and look how happy he was towards the middle/end of dh?

-plus a little more on my thoughts on remus during hbp/dh: lord, this man has been through everything imaginable in his lifetime. everyone who loved him in the past died, and he was alone for twelve years. he had no idea that someone could love him as wholly and completely as tonks did. he was so, so terrified that the same would happen to tonks, who was young and whole and new to the whole war thing. he didn’t want her to become a mess like himself. he didn’t want her to have to suffer like he had to his entire life. he thought he would rather die than to let her be hurt. because she was that important to him.

but i, personally, think he was so wrapped up in his idea that he would make everything worse that he hadn’t even considered that maybe, they could handle everything better together?

tonks didn’t want to push remus, of all people. she wanted him to know that he deserves happiness, just like every human being. because above all things, he was a man, not just a werewolf, he was a human being who deserved to be loved and cherished and put first.

and i get if you think this couple is random. personally, i think the differences between them and the fact that tonks is the baddie-catching, total badass auror and he’s the quiet nerdy teacher guy is what makes me love them. their quirkiness is what i think is cool and different. opposites attract, am i right? plus, it’s hard to believe that tonks would avoid remus so much if nothing had happened between them the previous year. i once saw an au where they met in poa and i love it. i think it would have made more sense if they’d been seen in more personal situations, tbh. sure, they’re always mentioned together, but come on, jo? we know harry’s pretty unobservant when it comes to other people, but we could have had at least a few scenes snuck in. cough cough, i’d love at order spinoff that shows what goes behind the scenes, but i won’t speak for fear that another cursed child will happen—

***also, i don’t have any beef whatsoever against wolfstar—far from it, i really don’t mind it at all!

but please, don’t harass tonks or remadora shippers because remadora was portrayed so badly both in the books and movies!! hate really sucks, and you know how protective we are of our ships in the hp fandom hahaha. but everyone who denies remadora says it’s a lot because tonks was being whiny, which i don’t think is at all what jo wanted to put across during hbp. tonks wasn’t depressed or lovesick or whiny. she was emotionally detached and completely stressed out, and lost her powers just like someone would lose energy, or focus, or willpower in that kind of situation. i’ve been in tonks’s shoes—well, not exactly, but i’ve had some dark times because i didn’t have anything to hold on to or hope for, just like she did, and as a result everything went downhill. we all say things in our desperation and anxiety and stress, and i think that’s what the hospital scene was. if i was in her shoes, i would have lost my powers the second i learned that sirius died, and the war was actually beginning. i respect her strength to keep doing her duties at hogsmeade with everything going on in the wizarding world. i wish i’d had that strength to keep pulling forward as strongly as tonks (and remus, of course) had behind the scenes.

i will forever be upset that jkr didn’t make this noticeable during hbp, and instead made her seem like a whiny, lovesick depressed woman, and that is NOT at ALL the character that tonks is.

nymphadora tonks was not weak. she was a total badass who made it through that god-awful year and still kept marching with her head high, and that is why i will forever love her character.

[mscurious88]

My spoiler commentary

Will Jon return home on a horse or on Rhaegal? If he’s still far away when word comes Winterfell is in danger, it’d make a heck of a dramatic entrance for him to return home on a Dragon.  It would complicate matters if Jon looks to have completely surrendered to his Targaryen side to Sansa, Bran & Arya even if he still acts like Starks are his priority.  Probably won’t happen, but I’d like this as his 1st ride. It’d parallel D@ny’s impetuous ride north to save Jorah & Jon, but it’d also show again Jon’s strong feelings for the Starks. 

I also think about Sansa as the "other, younger and more beautiful Queen to cast Cersei down and take all that she holds dear" in S8.

There are only 3 women whose outer beauty is regularly commented upon by characters: Sansa, Cersei & D@ny.  Yes, D@ny could be this Queen, but in a way, Sansa has already indirectly caused Cersei to lose Joffrey, Tywin, Myrcella & Tommen when she dropped her facade and bravely trusted Olenna & Margaery with the truth about Joffrey being a monster.  Sansa risked a lot to  warn the Tyrells & this warning caused Olenna to kill Joffrey at the wedding so Margaery would be in line to wed Tommen.  It set up the false murder accusation of Tyrion which lead to Oberyn’s death & Ellaria’s revenge killing of Myrcella and Tyrion’s murder of Tywin.   Olenna’s successful marriage of Margaery to Tommen led to Cersei’s crazy rivalry to control her son & eventually to his suicide.  Sansa is also the reason Brienne knows Jaime and also the person who has set up their meetings at Riverrun & KL which will likely factor into his leaving Cersei finally. In a way, Sansa’s kindness caused all this destruction to Cersei’s life, the same way Littlefingers malice caused all the harm to the Starks.  Yes, other actors played parts in it, but they’re the ppl whose acts got the ball rolling.  But if Sansa is the prophecy Queen, how does she become Queen? If it is thru marriage, why is it only she who casts Cersei down?  Where is her husband?

D@ny had no part in Joffrey, Tywin, Myrcella & Tommen’s deaths & they were so much of what Cersei has lost, I think it’d undervalue them if they weren’t included in “all she holds dear.” Ditto Brienne as an option, despite her far greater inner beauty

For those shippers freaking out about Jon/D@ny sex, I’m not excited about it and I am REALLY not happy about Cersei/Jaime pregnancy, but the writers are delaying happiness. That’s what writers do.  Triangles bring drama.  Cersei/Jaime/Brienne and Sansa/Jon/D@ny are there to give the characters someplace to go, something to learn and it’s not the end yet.

I do not doubt Brienne & Jaime are going to get together. The writers have set it up too well, but sure, I get impatient.  Brienne and Jaime didn’t even see each other 1 season & he is still sleeping with Cersei.  But, he leaves her finally so I’m ready for Brienne/Jaime payoff in S8.

In S8, aside from battles,  Jon will be likely be torn politically btw his 2 sides: Stark & Targaryen.  Sansa & D@ny personify this struggle.  It’s Sansa’s kissed by fire hair vs. D@ny’s ice white hair.  Home vs. a foreigner.  But, who is home & who is the foreigner?

IMO, Jonsa is a cool ship bc it totally snuck up on me and it isn’t that often that a writer surprises me if they play fair and don’t hold back vital info.  But, even knowing Jon was likely Targaryen for whom incest is normal, I didn’t see the Jonsa potential bc Sansa seemed so much younger than Jon, but time passed, and suddenly when they met S6, I could finally see all the setup.

Jon’s opposite sex parent issues sets up a potentially strong psychological/sexual attraction to Sansa.  And Sansa’s love of her father sets up a bias for a mate who’d be strong, brave and kind in the same fashion as Ned.  Their shared upbringing/ethics system gives them a common ground.  The history of Jon’s family incest not only overcomes the normal bias ag. such close marriage, it flips it to be an expectation.  If D@ny didn’t exist, the only impediment would be Sansa’s awkwardness in seeing Jon romantically,  but the Joffrey/Ramsay mess likely changed her priorities in spouse selection with trust becoming paramount and since Sansa trusts so few ppl, pragmatically it limits the pool.  Imo, it is down to Tyrion or Jon and I see merits for both.  Jon’s big advantage is how handsome and good hearted he is.  Tyrion’s advantage is his wisdom, but Sansa is shown to have an aptitude for learning quickly from those around her so she doesn’t absolutely need wisdom in her mate.  And the writers have spent so much time showing Jon and Sansa learning to work together as a team.  I can’t see why they’d do that if they didn’t need it.

Also, if I think how Sansa, D@ny, along with Cersei, Jon & Jaime, receive such different treatment than the other characters.  GoT has many extraordinarily attractive actors, but the writers have characters repeatedly talk about how extraordinarily good-looking only these characters are.  The writers have made them into trophies.  I see Jaime as Brienne’s reward & I see Sansa & Jon as rewards for each other.  I see Cersei & D@ny meeting sad, tragic endings.  Tryrion is my wildcard.  I don’t know what to imagine for him.  But, if I’m wrong, it’ll be ok.  I just don’t think this elaborate Jonsa setup is an accident. That makes ZERO sense to me.