#i am PARCHED

[zecnasy]

no i swear im not thirsty for him and his arms

[southparkhcsocs]

Wippy wip for 62!

LISTEN

I AM JUST TESTING MY DRAWING SKILLS!!! I AM NOT THIRSTY

[naturepointstheway]

Me lapping up any scraps of Munkoffelees I can find

[coffyao]

this wonho post will never fail to absolutely get me PARCHED

I NEED SOMEBODY TO DRAW THEIR CHARACTER WITH THIS REFERENCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[willyismybicycle]

SHUT THE FUCK UP —

[back2bluesidex]

Jungkook, please tell me what exactly should I take off??

[cofla]

Disfruta cada cosa que llega a tu vida, que parcharse te lleva a vivir cosas que jamás pensaste, andamos ready!!

[box5intern]

He managed the throne today team

…barely

But 🥲

Don’t mind me I’m just on Twitter using the translate function like I simply have nothing better to do

(…do I…)

[themoonwastaken]

dnfers with no content, how are you doing this, dnfers, save me, save me dnfers

[gnashiingovteeth]

I’m so thirsty I could squeeze water out of a boulder 😵

[frozenmagz]

i know blixa's look in the 80s was super iconic but Please i just want to see some grey hair every once in a while please blixa girlies (gender neutral) can you please do this for me and post some pics from the last fucking 10 years im dying over here

[themintman]

"this fandoms so toxic 😖😖 there's so much drama and shit going on!!" I DONT CARE 💥💥💥💥 Now show me my old man yaoi

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

what must i do to unstopper the dam of fish n chips. must i make chip eat gillion this time? must i write another cannibalism fic? will that bring you all crawling from your burrows?

[sometimesanalice]

On my knees… on my… 👀

Bad Idea

Summary: After being deployed for three months, all he wanted was to have a fun night out with his friends and let loose. That is until he sees the woman who broke up with him, who he still isn’t over.  At his bar. With another man. And then he is in the mood to make some bad decisions. 

Pairing: Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw x Female Reader

Warnings: mutual pining, a little angst, smuttt. Minors DNI

Length: 6.3K

After being deployed for three months, Bradley had been looking forward to getting off that carrier and having a night out with his friends. Having a couple more beers than he should, kicking Hangman’s ass at pool, maybe flirting one of the many tag chasers that frequented the Hard Deck.

He wants to let loose a bit. Just for a while. 

The team is scattered around the bar. Some are hovering around the pool table, a few others hogging the dart board. He’s seated at one of the stools around the pool table, half listening to Fanboy recount some of his amusing antics during basic flight training in between lining up his shots, when he feels Phoenix nudge his arm to get his attention.

“Oh shit, is that…” she starts and trails off. 

He turns around in his seat expecting to find some friend from a former squadron or someone they went to TOPGUN with, and instead he sees you. 

The woman that he has spent the last three months trying to get over.

And you’re here in front of him looking entirely too comfortable with another man.

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[thelastsirenssong]

I'm thinking of Bakugou's hands. Calloused palms and slender fingers, digging into your shoulder blades as you groan, the act unexpected as he asks you a question with two hands, and two words: "Long day?"

The chair you were sitting forward in is wooden, and his thumb pads are diligent as they are gentle seeking out the knots in your muscle.

The night has dragged on seemingly longer than the day, but you find ridicule in his question- as though you had any right to answer what was posed when one of the hardest working people you know is standing at your bowing spine.

"Not really. Just tired, I guess." You push against his hands, and you turn, to face his offended glare. "What?"

"I was working." You laugh, and his scowl deepens as he grabs you by the shoulders. "Turn back around, I ain't finished." You shake your head, facing the back of the wooden chair- examining the grooves, the lines of what once had been rings of age.

"How about I do yours? You sit?" And Katsuki, for how much he has learned, has not learned patience for the self sacrifice of others. His lip curls up, in a familiar disgust- something you don't see in your peripheral- before he bows his own spine to face you, red eyes mere inches from your own.

"Turn the fuck around." His expression is half as cruel as his words are, maybe even half of that still, but you are determined to not meet his gaze, eyes still on the chair.

"I don't wanna." When his hands cup your face you don't expect it. To be pulled from facing a wooden chair by the soft tips of his fingers is all you need to look him in the eye as he strokes your cheeks with his thumbs.

"'S too bad I ain't askin'. Come on. Turn around." And so you do, with a slow spin, settling back into the chair rigidly with your face aflame as you feel his fingers find their way back around your shoulders, and he squeezes, forcing you to cave into him again.

"Swear to god everyone around here's always gotta act so fuckin' tough." He pushes harder, his fingets finding another particularly vicious knot, and you groan, but he makes no sound behind you. No snort of gleeful scorn, no scoff of impatience.

"I'm not. I'm not acting tough."

"Then you're lyin'." You laugh softly, and if he smiles behind you, you can't see it.

"Fair point." He grunts, and you hiss at his hands as they move lower, pushing closer to the center of your back.

"I'll let it go if you promise you won't try that shit again."

"Promise?" Your voice is strained with disbelief at being held to an impossible standard, and Katsuki rolls his eyes behind you, something else he knows you can't see.

"Fuck, I can't even get that? Fine. Give it your best shot then, at least. Fuckin' useless." Silence, for all that it is worth, fills the air between you for a moment as his hands find the pain in your back, and pull it apart. You open your mouth, and he hears the relief in your voice as he works another knot away.

"I can promise that." "Good." He wonders if you can hear the relief in his.

[dangoulains-devotion]

rebirth news soon.... please.........