#i always joked that i was the dog to my spouse's cat

[gnomeskillet]

The wildest thing about going to the gym and walk/running for half an hour is that once I've had a chance to chill and recover afterwards, I am like.

So full of energy and ready to run some more.

[snailsagere]

Please read my dni in my bio before interacting

This is different to the stuff I usually post but I made a sims 4 undertale legacy challenge and wanted to post it because I'm proud of it :3

❤️Frisk-❤️

'you are filled with determination'

You're past is unknown and you wish to start a new life for yourself, you want to travel and make new friends along the way.

Traits-

Romantic

Ambitious

Outgoing

Aspiration-

Friend of the world

Career-

Business (politician if you own city living)

Requirements-

❤️make atleast five friends

❤️go on atleast five holidays

❤️finish the snowglobe collection (City living)

❤️go on atleast two dates

❤️never get into a fight

❤️have two children

🖤Flowey-🖤

'in this world its kill or be killed'

You grew up with a negative outlook of the world, you don't believe in kindness or friendship.

Traits-

Evil

Ambitious

Hates children (self absorbed if you own get famous)

Aspiration-

Public enemy

Career-

Criminal

Requirements-

🖤be close friends with your sibling

🖤start atleast four fights

🖤grow yellow flowers

🖤reach 5 mischief skill

🖤reach 8 programming skill

🖤have one child

🤍Toriel-🤍

'be good, alright?'

You've always loved the idea of having a big happy family even if not everything always goes to plan.

Traits-

Family oriented

Foodie

Bookworm

Aspiration-

Big happy family

Career-

Culinary (education if you own discover university)

Requirements-

🤍don't have any friends other than your family+future spouse

🤍reach level 6 in the cooking and baking skills

🤍bake something every week

🤍have atleast seven children

🤍have atleast one child die

🤍get divorced after having the seventh child

💙Sans-💙

'the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick, it's always funny'

Most people think you're just lazy, however you're lazy and funny, you like to make jokes and spend time with family and friends.

Traits-

Goofball

Gloomy

Lazy

Aspiration-

Joke star

Career-

Entertainer

Requirements-

💙reach level 10 comedy skill

💙skip a day of school/work atleast once a week to eat out (dine out)

💙be close with your family

💙order fast food atleast once a week

💙have atleast three different jobs throughout life (third job has to be entertainer)

💙have atleast two children

💙Papyrus-💙

'nyeh heh heh'

You're very great and wish to make loads of friends, you're caring, a bit naive and always see the best in others.

Traits-

Foodie

Childish

Good

Aspiration-

Master chef

Career-

Culinary

Requirements-

💙make a social media account

💙get to level three cooking

💙complete the simmies collection (snowy escape)

💙call a friend atleast once a week

💙make spaghetti atleast twice a week

💙have one child

💚Undyne-💚

'why would I ever be friends with you!?'

You're confident, determined and always willing to do what's right, you care deeply for others and want to do well in life.

Traits-

Good

Self assured

Active

Aspiration-

Neighbourhood confidante

Career-

Athlete (detective if you have get to work)

Requirements-

💚reach level 5 fitness

💚become a mermaid (island living)

💚watch atleast one movie every week (movie night)

💚cook with your child once a week

💚marry your best friend

💚have one child

💛Alphys-💛

'I'm gonna stay inside and watch anime like a total loser!'

You're really shy and don't think highly of yourself, despite this you're very intelligent even though you've made some mistakes.

Traits-

Genius

Geek

Loner

Aspiration-

Computer whiz

Career-

Tech guru (Science if you have get to work)

Requirements-

💛reach level 5 programming and robotics (discover university)

💛complete the my sims trophies collection

💛watch a movie atleast once a week (movie night)

💛have a dog called endogeny (cats and dogs)

💛post to social media atleast three times a week

💛have one child

💛Mettaton-💛

'lights! Camera! Action!'

You've always wanted to be a star and love the spotlight and attention to all be on you, you're glamorous and everyone else should see it too.

Traits-

Outgoing (high maintenance if you have spa day)

Self assured (self absorbed if you have get famous)

Ambitious

Aspiration-

Fabulously wealthy (world famous celebrity if you have get famous)

Career-

Entertainer (actor if you have get famous)

Requirements-

💛reach level 10 acting (get famous)

💛complete the city posters collection (City living)

💛become a five star celebrity (get famous)

💛post to social media atleast three times a week

💛reach level 5 charisma

💛have one child

🤍Asgore-🤍

'I so badly want to say, would you like a cup of tea?'

You've made some bad choices but wish to live a peaceful life and forget about your past failures.

Traits-

Gloomy

Family oriented

Loves outdoors

Aspiration-

Freelance botanist

Career-

Business (gardener if you have seasons)

Requirements-

🤍reach level 10 gardening

🤍reach level 5 flower arranging (seasons)

🤍have one child die

🤍get divorced after death of child

🤍drink tea atleast once a week

🤍have two children

❤️Chara-❤️

'let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next'

Traits-

Mean

Loner

Gloomy

Aspiration-

Chief of mischief

Career-

Tech guru

Requirements-

❤️never get past level 5 cooking skill

❤️reach level 10 programming

❤️get food poisoning (dine out)

❤️die before becoming an elder

❤️never get married

❤️have no children

[onmyyan]

Hi its me again. I love your writing and the fact that there isn't as much abuse like there is in others. It reminds me of old yandere stories were it was genuine lovesickness. Anyway, how do you think jjba yanderes would react to a darling that is taller and more muscular than them by quite a bit. You can do whoever you like I don't mind.

A/N: Omg ily🥺 it means a lot you said all that because I really love this genre it’s my comfort trope anyway thank you for the request n I hope ya like it!! Kira should be a trigger warning in an of itself but dw he’s just weird, not mean. Mentions of his past ‘girlfriends’, a curse word or two, lil suggestive in someplace’s Mista murks a few people, tw//gun violence

Characters: Pt2 Joseph, Josuke, Kira, Mista

Joseph was used to looking down on people, standing at a proud 6’5” he was literally and figuratively knocked on his ass when he’d first laid eyes on you, his immediate thought was you were a forgotten pillarman coming from nowhere to get revenge for your masters only to quickly realize you were just a stallion. You were strong enough to put him on his back after one too many cheeky comments. Unafraid to speak your mind and keep him in check, You would stare down at him with that mind melting smirk, all too aware of his frustrations, you assumed he was just being a man, ashamed to be outclassed by someone other than himself, oh honey how wrong you were. You enjoyed teasing the behemoth of a man as no one else really could, at least not as well as you did, throughout your little jabs and snark he always had a retort, a response on the tip of his tongue, eager to do this dance of yours until one of you broke, to you he was a way too cocky dangerously self assured pretty boy who was entertainingly easy to rile up, but to Joseph, you were his everything. Someone he could proudly take home to Granny Erina once he’d finally tamed you. He had a plan, a three step plan to steal your heart just as you’d done his, and this little game of who could annoy the other the most was just step 1. “It’s been fun JoJo but you’re gonna have to find someone else to bother.” You’d jokingly said one day out of the blue, an odd friendship had formed through the month you’d been in town and it felt wrong to leave without notice, an act of kindness you’d learn to regret. “Is this one of your famous jokes (Y/n)? Not so funny to play with a mans heart like that I nearly believed you.” He finished with a scoff, his signature smirk not reaching his eyes. “It’s true Joseph, my flight leaves tomorrow, I didn’t wanna leave without saying goodbye, because as much as we fuck around you’re pretty fun to hang out with.” Your sincerity almost made him feel bad about rushing the next few steps of his plan, he’d have to cram months of planning into a night but he’d accomplished more with less time on his side. He huffed, his grin stretched wide across his handsome features. “Then we outta make tonight count eh?” A thick arm was tossed around your neck, you had to bend awkwardly for this to be possible much to your amusement. “Okay you weirdo, whatever you say.” You let him lead you around town with a grin, unaware you’d be missing that plane, and any other one you tried to take without him.

Josuke watched you eat with the dopiest grin on his face, he’d spent an extra hour in the mirror this morning in preparation for your first official date! Well you didn’t exactly know it it was a date and Okayasu was eating rather messily beside you two but still! You’d actually agreed to come to Toni’s with him! You’d been an enigma since you transferred to the bizarre town, choosing to keep to yourself, and despite the intimidating height and mass you possessed, he saw through your act in seconds. There was a huge softie under all that muscle, he’d watched you enough to know this as a fact, you were a gem and he was intent on showing you his appreciation and adoration for the rest of his days, a vow he’d silently taken the day you’d stolen his heart, the moment was brief in reality but it lasted forever in his mind, you smiled at him in passing, he could feel time slow down, everyone around you faded in the background, a backdrop to the beginning of your story. He could imagine telling your kids how you’d met, something about the way you’d stare down at him, eyes sharp and attentive, like you truly listened when people spoke, your laugh was loud when it was real and every time he heard it he felt 10 years added to his lifespan. At the same time that icky feeling at another person making you laugh was conflicting, he’d never been in love before but he suddenly understood why his mom had never given up on his dad, love was weird but he wouldn’t give it up for anything. You’d accidentally snapped your chopsticks laughing too hard at a joke he’d tossed out, your face scrunched in embarrassment before chuckling at yourself and switching to a fork, his stand came out on its own, pocketing the shards to fix later, a new item for his ever growing collection, what a cute little memento from your first date! His thoughts swirled happily with the stories you’d be telling your kids. Thankfully neither of you noticed his little pickpocket moment, dangerous plans forming as he stared at you with those misleadingly soft puppy dog eyes.

Kira could die in this moment, happily I might add, as your firm but soft hand was wrapped oh so deliciously around his throat threatening to crush it with ease at the slightest movement. He’d been watching you for a while now, the longest he’d ever spent on someone he didn’t plan to kill, it become sort of hobby he’d picked up recently, the morally upsetting activity bringing peace to his day to day, usually he used his stand to carefully observe your routine, eager to learn all he could about his future spouses likes and desires, but he was getting greedy. Of course he could always introduce himself but he resisted, knowing there was a time and place to get exactly what he wanted. He liked to think he knew everything about you by now, your favorite color, how you liked your coffee, your love for cats, but he didn’t anticipate this. You were much more observant than he’d given you credit for, while you couldn’t see his stand you could sense yourself being watched, and seeing the large blonde lurking indiscriminately in the crowds throughout the day was enough to set you off. So you trailed off into the less crowded parts of town quickly entering an alleyway, he followed in pure confusion only to be roughly slammed into the wall, his stand came out on reflex but simply stared at his attacker, it seemed almost confused as what to do. “Why the hell are you following me pretty boy?” His eyes rolled to the back of his head at the feel of your fingers tightening, god he’d never felt this rush of exhilaration, none of his past ‘girlfriends’ could pull such an illicit reaction from him with a simple touch. When he didn’t answer you simply scoffed and tossed him aside like it was nothing. You left with a threat to stay out of your sight, yet all he could do was smile, the faint imprint of your fingers burned in his skin deliciously, how lucky could one man get?

Mista observed you with hungry eyes. His stare was unapologetically locked on your form. He made no intention to hide his attraction for you. The day you’d joined Buccarati’s crew was the day his world flipped. He assumed his new teammate would be no one to fuck with based on what Bruno told him about your stand, but when you walked in? Needing to bend down slightly just to enter the doorway had him sweating in his seat. He didn’t know what to say as he watched you happily interact with his fellow teammates, immediately you blended with the group, but all that was running through his mind were all the fun things you could do with those muscles. He usually stayed silent around you, not out of dislike as one would assume from his piercing gaze, but fear of accidentally voicing one of those nasty thoughts kept him quiet. You didn’t seem to mind though, always including him in the conversation, you even understood his very valid fear of that dreaded number! How could god plop such a perfect person in his lap and expect him to not do anything about it? Alas, Bruno had specifically told them not to make you uncomfortable with any flirting so he bit his tongue. Your aura was calming, a contrast to your powerful stand, speaking of, he couldn’t get his under control. Whenever they could Sex Pistols was out and all over you. They climbed and clamored for your attention, thankfully you didn’t seem to mind, always entertained their antics when you could, even giving each one a small peck when they wouldn’t let you leave for a mission without Mista, to say he was done for was an understatement, it took one mission going foul for his resistance to snap. His stand moved faster than it ever had, piercing the skulls of the idiots who brought you pain. He left the last one slowly bleeding out kneeling down to wipe the matted hair from your forehead, “You okay baby? Don’t worry honey I’ll make the bastard hurt.” He spoke not breaking eye contact, his hand pointed behind him, grip steady as he unloaded in the poor fool who thought it was a good idea to make you bleed, the wound was small, not even deep enough to trouble Giorno but that didn’t matter to Guido, any slight against you was disrespecting the future parent of his children, and what kind of man would he be if he didn’t defend your honor?

[sideblogformindtrash]

SUMMER OF WHUMP - DAY 4 - ABANDONED

Mind the huge cw. Is mostly just discussing it, but still.

CW: Insinuated no-con; past-abuse; relieving past trauma; abandonment; very low self esteem; humiliation; accidental triggering; bait dog; whipping; starvation; shoved in luggage bag; bitten by mice; gross food; claustrophobia; burns; no-con drugging; no-con touching; mentioned amputation; pet whump; multiple whumpers; human trafficking; muzzle; starvation; neglect; manhandling; cruel/intimate/neglectful whumpers;

“H-hello and welcome to BB’s and Pastel’s show!” ...Pastel turned the octopus plush around as BB turned the camera on. It went from a pink, smiley octopus, to it’s frowning gray insides. Pastel pulled the blankets over his head, leaving only his eyes out “...I’ll be your host, BB, and this is my assistant, Mr.Tonsils!”

BB lifts Mr.Tonsils in front of the camera, waiving his little furry paws so he can say hello to their audience. They pick up the camera, and take it to the bed with Pastel, capturing his pretty pink-ish eyes. 

“C-come on Pastel! Say hi!”

Pastel shifts slightly under the blanket.

“I’m… Not a fan of cameras, BB'' his voice is just a whisper, as he twists the blanket. BB thinks he is kneeling “...I’ll just… be your audience today, okay?”

“O-oH! Sorry!” BB stepped away. That was right. Pastel didn’t have good memories about that. BB pointed it away, making sure only they and Mr.Tonsils were on frame. Pastel seemed to relax, even sitting back and lowering his blanket cocoon “...So, due to technical issues, Pastel won’t be joining us tonight. But that 's okay. BB and Mr.Tonsils are here to entertain you!”

BB smiled, making sure to show the missing little teeth. Just like Blue. Just like Blue… before, at least. 

“...Well, for tonight’s show me and Mr.Tonsils prepared a top 15 review!” BB wasn’t sure if it really classified as such. But it sure sounded nice “BB will be going over all of our old homes!”

They noticed as Pastel frowned, suddenly changing their expression, way more alert. BB only felt more excited. If Pastel was paying attention, it clearly meant the topic of the video was interesting! Audiences would love it! Even… Even if this was never going to be aired. BB could picture the audiences!

...With a deep breath, they braced themselves and started. They had prepared for this. They could do it.

“...BB’s begun it’s life like us all, in b-between white walls and tiled floors of the training grounds. They were worthless and ugly and dumb, BB’s smile never charmed anyone! It took a long time in the store before BB got home. It was and old lady that said BB was so ugly that it hurt, and dumb as a door, but worked well enough to, to scrub her floor” BB smiled, remembering the cozy attic, where they made their first friends, among piles of boxes that compiled their first owner’s life. Long nights they spent alone there, digging through piles of pictures, trying to piece together what a human life was like. Nonsense, it was, because it just filled BB’s head with a lot of silly thoughts.  They lifted Mr.Tonsils for the camera “...BB worked the day and spent the night locked away. In the house’s attic, BB made their first friends. They were Mr.Tonsils crowd, a family of mice, and BB befriended them all, even if they’d bite BB’s feet while it was trying to sleep! BB loved the house, their first owner, and e-every single mouse!”

BB hugged Mr.Tonsil, swinging him around. Pastel was biting his lip, pulling a thread out of the blanket. Good! He was enjoying the story! And BB felt like they were doing good, too. Better than they did at any of their homes.

“...First owner got tired of BB because the stupid Pet let her cat flee! All BB wanted to do was help and clean, but the cat saw their chance and ran away. First owner took BB to a store with a mean looking clerk. They agreed BB was ‘So ugly it fucking hurt’, hoping BB would only stay a few days and them someone would want them” BB rubbed their hand together. That didn’t count as an owner, did it? It was only temporary, in nature. Not that owners lasted very long “BB was at the store for almost a full month, during which they got to eat, sleep and there was no work. BB wanted to make friends with other pets in cages, but they never stayed for long, after all - good pets get good homes!”

...BB was still upset about the store. All of those Pets had looked so nice, so much better than they are… And they never tried to talk to BB. They were all scared they’d be beaten down if they tried, but never were. BB was the only worthless one, that got the punishments… for everyone!

“...BB was bought by creepy looking guy who stuffed BB inside a cage and on a plane and was flown away” BB gestured with their hand, copying the movements of a plane. They had to be on the chair, so it would look nice on video, but otherwise, they would have liked to run around with their arms opened “...Creepy man named BB Bait. They were a teaser for a larger, angrier Pet named Spike, who had on BB a nice punching bag who couldn’t put up a fight. They were nice to BB and even a friend, but scary and cruel when the Master decided they needed to beat them. So BB was Spike’s chew toy, but when they were nice… BB was always filled with joy!”

...They closed their eyes for a second. Those two lives were merged together. One of them had been so short, they could barely remember the second dog.

“...After Spike got tired, BB was sold again, to be another dog's punchbag. And he was the third friend BB had! He refused to hurt BB, would even cuddle them to sleep, and then I was severly punished… For making the Master's dog weak. It was the first time BB tasted a whip, and with dark bruises on its face, BB was sold again”

...They stood in that second store for a week. With no food, and no sleep. They were dirty, and cheap, not worthy of caring for.

“The next Master had BB as furniture for his house. All he did was snap his fingers and that was BB’s call. It would crawl and hold things very still and keep his glass fill, he would rest his feet over BB. If it got boring the cane was always on hand, he could crack in on BB’s back and get it all shades of purple and black. BB didn’t sleep there much at all, it had to stand still behind his bed, all night long holding a water jar upon a tray, in a perfect 90° degree, or there was always hell to pay” BB touched their arm, absentmindedly, a small scar on their elbow where bone had poke through “But BB was ugly furniture, bad and broke away, when Master tried to sit over its back one sad summer day. BB tumbled to the side, knocking Master to the floor. BB got a broken arm and was kicked out of the door!”

“...The next Master that took me in was cruel and harsh, with unusual punishments that left some scars: fingers pulled back until they snapped, weights to BB’s feet, heavy chains and painful strains and the worst - the oven’s flame” BB tilted their head. That Master, too, had scars. They didn’t know how she had gotten them, it was not it’s place to ask. They… They were happy to leave that one “...BB was then lost in a card game, and doesn’t remember much at all. Pills made BB sweet and kind and small. What BB doesn’t get is that they never needed pills - they would never disobey, even if put through awful, lingering pain, they’d love Master all the same.”

...Hazy. Foggy memories. Hands over them, and brushing their cheeks, and so much drool because they were never cohesive enough to form words or move. Blinking white lights, whispered little things that returned to them in dreams.

“...When BB was sober again, they found themselves in a shed, where they were always so alone. The Master was a mountain who only came at night to beat BB down. The days went by slowly, loneliness crushing down, it was dark and cold and hungry, and there were spiders all around“ BB stopped their speech for a moment. This next part was something… that still haunted them. They had done… awful, awful things. They covered Mr.Tonsils' ears. They were afraid of what he would think “...BB, on that shed, made things it would rather forget. Just like the Master forgot BB had to fed! BB might have eaten a few of Tonsil's friends, please don’t let him know, is just BB’s stomach hurt so much and it was the only thing that could stop the growl”

BB releases Mr.Tonsil’s ears, hearing a gasp from Pastel. They turn and smile, but his face is… Pale, horrified. BB shrugs. Pastel always worries faaaar too much. Next one… Made BB feel nostalgic.

“Next… Was the trucker! He liked BB a whole lot, and let BB on the bed and the passenger’s seat! He and BB traveled a lot, seeing magic and beautiful places. BB spoke on the radio, and… And… Had a name! Was called Oreos...” They messed up their rhymes. This… This wasn’t how it was supposed to go “...BB was… Was happy then. His spouse didn’t like me, and… And behind his back, gave me away”

BB’s nails sunk on their arms, as they hug themselves. They… missed those days. It was good, good nostalgia, but what followed made them sick. They had just learned how big and beautiful the world was…

“Next Master… Stuffed BB into a bag, small and stinky with heavy leather smell, with no room to move at all, so much BB’s limbs collapsed when it was finally left out. It travelled around so much, but BB never got to see outside. It was let out during the night to be with Master, and shoved back on the bag once he was satisfied” BB shook their head, as if that would send the memories away. They hated it, hated that bag so, so much. Terrible, suffocating and endlessly boring and aching. And worse… that’s when they lost their name Oreos. They had loved that life. They truly had. “It didn’t matter much, BB was soon thrown away again. Unlovable and worthless, no one could stand BB for much longer either way. BB was sold and sold, always on their way. Next Master was confusing – gave BB many orders and functions, then beat BB down for following the instructions! They likes to trick BB, make plenty of cruel jokes, BB was just a dumb dog, one they only named Mutt!”

...They smiled then. The next one was also nice. His name was Wolfgang, but he was not a wolf. Not that BB could remember.

“And BB’s following owner sold stuff door to door! Saw BB – or Mutt then – and thought they were good charms! BB helped with the sales, being all cute and sweet, and Master was happy at first, but eventually… Sold me!”

And the next Master was…

BB shivered. This one… Hurt a lot. A whole fucking lot. It had been one of the longest lasting homes they had. It had changed the way they saw and thought of themselves forever. It was where they became BB. Bootleg Blue. Fake, useless, worthless.

“…Next was Owner Alvin, who BB loved so, so, so much. He said he would always care for BB… if BB could be someone else. BB had never ever been loved, and the feeling was so gentle and sweet! BB finally understood why no one else had loved it, and what it needed to do so that it would. Blue, a pet who had videos and fame, who had scars BB didn’t have… But I wanted to gain! BB left their teeth rot, BB scarred their own face, Master got angry – Bad BB, bad…” No, no, no. They couldn’t start to lament now. Not when they had gone so far on the video, already, and trough some of the hardest part “Alvin gave BB a room with a  plain white dresser, four pairs of clothes and double of socks! BB knew them all by heart and cherished them, BB loved Alvin, loved him, loved him so, so, so much. 

But …Alvin wanted BB to be Blue, but wouldn’t tolerate it when BB got the knife and tried to make the change. BB watched the videos on repeat, hundreds, thousands of hours on end, BB could cite them by head!

But BB wasn’t Blue, and can never be. BB is unworthy, and no one could love me. BB was shoved in a car and Owner broke his promise – he decided not to keep me, he, he, h-he… He, he…”

BB closes their eyes, bites back a sob. They are almost done now, and even if they completely messed up the last part…. they can push through! They can still make a nice video… Maybe the audience will like that they can be a little emotive?

“...Shoved BB in a car, drove them to a dead end. Left them alone on the streets to fend for themselves. BB stayed there alone and scared and sad, hoping someone would come… Or that somehow, their pain would end. And then Paul and Reina appeared, finding the ugly pet on the streets. Reina said BB did look like Blue! So she wanted, she wanted BB too!” BB smiled a little. Reina was pretty. She gave me good headpats… But BB didn’t miss them a lot. Paul wasn’t so nice “Paul knew BB was worthless, but Reina still wanted BB. BB was taken to their house and for a short span of time, BB was pampered, happy and loved, an illusion that didn’t last. They figured BB was fun to hurt and start to get their way – not that BB cared, loved them all the same”

They turned around for a second, smiling at Pastel. This was something they’d truly love to talk about, for once.

“But the best part was that BB made a friend when living at their place. Pastel was his name! Pastel held BB and told me it would be okay. BB didn’t have to be Blue – they loved me either way. Pastel took punishment and tried to keep Master’s away. BB cuddled them to sleep and they loved each other! They did!” 

BB smiled at this, hugging the plush. One drop of joy, as small as it had been. One that wasn’t stripped away. But the show hadn’t ended.

“…Alas we got back to IF. IF my desired owner, the true maker of Blue, the one who could make BB worthy of love… If he had wanted to. He shoved BB in a cage and tortured Pastel instead, and it was so, so awfully cruel!” BB shook their head, lamenting “But last and not least, Master Fairyman appeared! He took BB and Pastel to live with him! And he has been so nice so far, giving BB colored books! Lovely, nice and nice! And Pastel Is with me too, BB don’t know how long it will last, but BB is so, so to be here with you!”

BB finished, looking back at Pastel and drawing a heart in the air with their fingers. Pastel… is tearing up. He jumps from the bed, not minding the camera anymore, and hugs BB. BB melts, leaning onto the hug. Soft. Kind. Loved. 

“BB…” He finally speaks, still not letting them go  “Did… Did you rehearse this?”

“Many times in BB’s head!” BB smiled. Many, many, many times, all those years… “Did it come out nice?”

“Yeah…” Pastel rested his head on BB’s shoulder, hugging them tight “I love you, you know?”

BB smiled.

“I know”

tagging: @summer-of-whump@pinkraindropsfell

[simssimi]

Cottage living Legacy challenge

I have been playing #thesims4 for years and I really like the community that the game has created. However, when I searched for a legacy challenge for the new pack, I couldn't find any. So I tried my own hand at creating one. Here are the rules:

The main goal for the legacy challenge is that you start a farm, make it successful and keep it successful throughout 10 generations.

Main rules: 1. Each generation must be raised on the farm. 2. Every generation will have a specific goal, however the first five generations must quite their job and move back to the farm when their first child is born or when the previous generation dies, which ever comes first.

Lot challenges: Wild foxes, Simple living

With that let's get into the challenge:

Generation 1: The Founder

You are tired of city life and want to start fresh, so when you heard that your aunt left you her land in Henford-on-Bagley, you packed your bags and moved straight away. However, when you got there, you see that it is really just a piece of land. Now you have to start from scratch to make it a nice looking farm.

Packs needed: Cottage living

Aspiration: Country caretaker

Traits: Animal enthusiast, loner, vegetarian

Rules:

Move into the empty lot in Old New Henford.

Marry a sim with the outgoing trait.

Have four children (two sets of twins).

Complete the aspiration.

Have a good relationship with a cow, a llama and three chickens.

No jobs allowed! Live on the money the farm makes, or what you can make from your farm (Knitted things, soda, candles etc.).

Generation 2: The Artist

This generation must be a female heir.

You grew up on a farm, struggling to get by on the funds the farm makes, but during all the chaos, you found a love for painting. Your parents and siblings were very encouraging of you pursuing your dream, and with their blessing, you moved to the city to become a successful artist. However, one drunken night, you had a one night stand and got pregnant. You decided that you want to move back to the farm, so that your child can have the same loving childhood that you had.

Packs needed: City living

Aspiration: Painter extraordinaire

Traits: Creative, art lover, outgoing

Rules:

Complete the aspiration.

Master the painting skill.

Move to the city when you reach young adulthood.

Join the painter career when you move out.

Have a one night stand with a friend and get pregnant.

Move back to the farm when child is born.

Quite job.

Never get married.

Generation 3: The Jokester

You grew up without a father. To hide the hole in your heart you make jokes. People find you hilarious and you start to feel that this is what you were meant to do. Your mom, however, doesn't think that you should follow this path, because other comedians struggle to get by. You move to Willow Creek anyway. However, soon you realize that your mom was right and you move back with your new spouse.

Aspiration: Joke star, Successful lineage

Traits: Hot-headed, goofball, clumsy

Rules:

Move to Willow Creek when you are a young adult.

Master the comedy skill.

Meet and marry a sim with the gloomy trait.

Fail as a comedian.

Change the aspiration when you move back to the farm. (DO NOT COMPLETE THE JOKE STAR ASPIRATION.)

Quite job.

Have two children (have second child when the first child is a teen)

The next heir must be your first born.

Generation 4: The Academic

Your parent is a failed comedian and because of that you decided that you want to be prepared for what life gives you. So you decide to work hard and go to university. However, your roommate doesn't take university seriously and throws a party every single night. After a while your anger turns into love and you end up marrying the sim.

Packs needed: University

Aspiration: Academic

Traits: Bookworm, genius, perfectionist

Rules:

Sign up for university.

Master the research and debate skill.

Attend the University of Britechester.

Have a roommate with the bro trait.

Argue with roommate at least once a night.

Fall in love with roommate and marry him.

Complete half of the aspiration.

Move back to farm when you have your degree.

From here on, some generations would have outside businesses. These generations stay on the farm.

Generation 5: The Chef

You loved to cook together with your family and would love to become a world renown chef. With that, you practice your cooking skill everyday, in the hopes that one day you will have your own restaurant. You succeed, and your restaurant is the best in the world. Things could not be more perfect, but you feel very lonely. You worked so hard that you never stopped to look for a soul mate.

Packs needed: Dine out

Aspiration: Master Chef

Traits: Foodie, glutton, proper

Rules:

Cook together with your family every night from childhood.

Master the cooking and baking skill.

Meet a sim at the restaurant.

Have one child.

Have a successful restaurant.

Generation 6: The Serial Romantic

You know your parents met only after the family restaurant reached the top. You don't want that, however you also don't want to be tied to a sim for the rest of your life. You set out to be unmarried for the rest of your life. You start on your heartbreak journey when you are a teen and when you become a young adult it intensifies.

Aspiration: Serial romantic

Traits: Noncommittal, romantic, self assured

Rules:

Complete the aspiration.

Master the charisma skill.

Have three children with three different sims.

Let the children live with you.

Neglect your children.

Never get married.

Generation 7: The Animal lover

Your parents were never around while you were growing up. The only family that you had was your half siblings and your family pets. This is what makes you decide to become a veterinarian. You are thrilled when your grand parents restaurant is left to you and your siblings when they die and you decide to turn the rundown, once loved restaurant into an animal hospital.

Packs needed: Cats and Dogs

Aspiration: Friend of the animals

Traits: Gloomy, good, family orientated

Rules:

Complete the aspiration.

Master the vet skill.

Turn your grandparents' restaurant into a vet clinic when they die.

Marry a childhood friend.

Have twins.

Generation 8: The Photographer

You have always loved photography. When their was a photo opportunity, you were always there to snap the camera. So it would make sense that you become a photographer.

Packs needed: Moschino stuff pack

Aspiration: Friend of the world

Traits: Outgoing, active, cheerful

Rules:

Complete the aspiration.

Master the photography skill.

Join the freelance career as a photographer.

Fall in love and marry a model from one of your photoshoots.

Have two children.

Capture important moments in your family's lives and put it on the photo wall.

Generation 9: The Simstube Sensation

You grew up with a photographer as a parent and you love the way you can edit a photo to make it look perfect. Then you are introduced to the world of vlogging and you know that is what you want to do.

Packs needed: Get famous

Aspiration: World-famous celebrate

Traits: Jealous, self-absorbed, ambitious

Rules:

Complete the aspiration.

Master the media-production skill.

Start vlogging when you are a teenager.

Marry a sim that you met while out vlogging.

Post a video everyday.

Have one child.

Retire from vlogging when you become an elder.

Write an autobiography when you are an elder.

Generation 10: The Actor/Actress

You grew up with a famous parent and from really early on you knew you want that too, but you don't want to be a vlogger. You are going in with a bang. You decide to become an actor/actress. You also want to leave this farm life behind. It has been in your family for generations and it is time for a new start. You want to own the biggest house, best clothes, newest electronics etc. Materialistic much?

Packs needed: Get famous

Aspiration: Master actor/actress

Traits: Materialistic, snob, neat

Rules:

Complete the aspiration.

Master the acting, singing, guitar, piano, violin and charisma skill.

Start drama classes when you become a child.

Enter the acting career when you become a young adult.

Marry a fellow actor that is materialistic.

Move to Del Sol Valley with no looking back.

Own the biggest mansion.

I really hope that you enjoy this challenge. Share your families with me if you decide to do this challenge. ❤

[mxpseudonym]

Just Good Business II

Pairing: Tommy x Reader

Reader Gender Expression: She/Her pronouns, "wife”

Summary: After your arranged marriage with Tommy Shelby, Tommy is MIA while you become one of the Shelby’s

Length: 1549 words (allegedly)

Warnings: Overtones of forced/arranged marriage, otherwise strong “My husband is clueless” vibes

A/N: Part III is very likely!

Part I | Part III

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As far as things that sounded interesting went, marriage wasn't one of them. Sure, the lead up was fun enough, but a wedding wasn't a marriage, that was for sure. Your first few months with Tommy only confirmed it. 

You'd consummated your marriage on your wedding night, and even once more, when you decided that sharing the master bedroom was a must. But after that, Tommy was always gone. Over three months, you could count the number of times Tommy came to bed on two hands, and the times you actually woke up next to him on one. If he wasn't in London or Birmingham, which was nearly always, he was locked away in the home office. More than upset, though, it made you curious.

"He does everything on his own, for better or worse," Polly said when you got the Shelby women together for tea.

"Head as hard as a rock," Ada tsked Tommy, who wasn't there to defend himself. 

In Tommy's absence, you found yourself getting to know the rest of the Shelby's. It wasn't just relocating from many of your friends and your dubious relationship with your own family that made you cling to them. On occasion, when they allowed themselves to be, the Shelby’s were a lot of fun. 

"I can't!" You jumped back from the horse troughs and the goldfish swimming inside with a laugh. 

"Stop being a scaredy-cat, y/n," Finn teased, expertly picking up a fish with his bare hands. "You can't even touch one." 

"Lady's aren't used to slummin' it, Finn," Isaiah said, nudging his friend with his elbow. Along with meeting Ada for talks about politics and occasionally drinking John under the table, you'd gotten into the habit of throwing big picnics for your new nieces and nephews birthdays. John's small army allowed for two in a month, but that didn't stop you from rallying the troops. Between getting to frolic around the gardens barefoot and teaching the children how to catch fireflies, this was your favorite part about being married. Fish, however, was where your steady nerve stalled a bit.

"It's not too bad, sister," Arthur urged you. Tommy's older brother was sweeter than you imagined. You weren't a fool, you'd asked about the Peaky Blinders during your London escapades. Arthur being comparable to a rabid dog was amongst the rumors. But here he was, kneeling by the troughs and guiding your hand into the paths of goldfish. 

"You're okay. Just take a deep breath," Arthur said when you almost pulled away. The soft scales brushed against your fingertips making you shiver, but Finn and Isaiah's cheers of encouragement kept you going until you did it yourself. Arthur cleared his throat while you tried cupping your palms around one. 

"How's my brother treatin' you?" he asked.

"I don't see him much, but pretty well, I suppose. Big house, lovely new brothers, who's to complain?" You shrugged. 

"If Tommy gives you any trouble, you let us know," Finn said, high fiving Isaiah, who was shaking his head.

"Alright, simmer down, Finn," Arthur murmured, then turned back to you. "He's right, though. We'll talk sense into Tommy."

"Not that you can't do it on your own, Mrs. Shelby. The way Tommy talks about you, I bet you're keeping him in line," Isaiah joked. Arthur gave him a warning look while you raised an eyebrow. How did Tommy talk about you?

"Aunt y/n!" Katie came running around the corner, stopping any questions you may have had.

"Hello, birthday girl!" You hugged her when she was close enough. She really was a spitting image of John. 

"Can we eat cake?" She asked. 

"Yes, we can eat cake." 

The cake was eaten, gifts were opened, and Ada had just joined the children in a game of tag when Francis, the head of the house staff, came to you with word that your husband was home. 

People of habit always stay that way, so finding Tommy in his office was easy. Tommy was just about to pour a glass of whiskey when you entered after a brief knock. 

"You know, knocking doesn't mean you can just enter," Tommy said, looking over your birthday attire. It included a flower crown from Katie and no stockings. 

"Oh? What does it mean, then, Thomas?" You asked with more snap than expected. You did actually tell him about the birthdays. Whether or not he showed up was dependent on the stars aligning. He sat down the glass and turned to you with a sigh. 

"Alright, have at it. Go on and tell me your grievances."

There were so many things to say, you hardly knew which to choose first. Where the hell have you been? Where do you get off not greeting anyone in the house before hiding away? Are your manners lost somewhere alongside your damn mind leading to such a greeting? But the bridge of his nose was pinched between his thumb and forefinger, so you weighed your options and chose the most important one.

"Did you wish Katie a happy birthday?" You asked. He wasn't expecting that, you could tell. 

"No, not yet."

"Come on, then." You walked to the door and held it open until he walked out first. Seeing Tommy kiss Katie's cheek and slip her a coin was satisfactory enough, so you quickly got swept into the shenanigans going on by the gramophone. Polly told you that you looked wilder that day, and like one of the family. She also mentioned on her way out that Tommy stayed for a bit and could hardly take his eyes off of you while you danced with the kids. 

"Polly," you warned. The all-knowing matriarch put her hands up as a white flag.

"There are worse things than your husband loving you and vice versa," Polly said, ever so sly.

Love? After washing up, you thought about what she said while browsing the downstairs library. Of course, there was nothing wrong with loving your spouse, some would even say it was preferred. Even if one of you had something to confess, what did it matter?

"I'm sure you have some things to say to me," Tommy's voice broke through your thoughts and gave you a start.

"Fucking hell!"

"I did knock," he said, smirking a little. You looked over the robe and slippers you'd gotten him, knowing it made him feel too posh but not being able to resist a bit of teasing in retaliation for being ignored. 

"It's alright, I was just grabbing a book." You picked one up and walked towards him. "All I have to say is I don't like the way you talked to me earlier. I don't care how stressed you are." 

"I'm sorry," he apologized with no hesitation. You nodded and went to leave, only for Tommy to stop you. He pulled you back, his hands on your waist. Nothing prepared you for your husband wrapping his arms around your middle and resting his cheek against your belly. You slowly wrapped your arms around his shoulders. 

"Are you alright? Has something happened?" 

"I've got blood on my hands, y/n. Done things I'm not proud of," he murmured. You could only just make out what he was saying. "And I don't stop. I want you to be angry with me for bringing you along with this and putting you up in my house then leaving you alone. Talking to you how I did and putting you and everyone in danger." After a moment, you let out a chuckle.

"Thomas, what the fuck are you talking about?" You couldn't help it really, even when you looked down to see those distressed blue eyes. You pressed the back of your hand on his cheeks and forehead. "Are you ill, Sir?"

"I'm not. I mean it y/n, you've no idea what's gone on." Tommy shook his head and rested it on your stomach again. You scoffed at the man. 

"First of all, you haven't put me up in your house, you've put me up in my house, remember? I just let you live here sometimes," you reminded him of whose name was on the deed. It was for the sake of business, but it was also a gift. Tommy let the corner of his mouth tug up a bit. 

"Second, if you think your wife is dense, think again. Did you think I wouldn't do a bit of research? Ask around? I don't just sit around all day, Polly does like to keep me active, Tom. Plus, one of my mates works at that rum bakery, you think I don't keep tabs on you?" You gave him a knowing look. If you could catch him before he was out the door, you'd have already given him a lecture on getting involved with Alfie Solomons. 

"Ah," Tommy hummed. "That's why you told me to tighten up on security."

"Mmhm. Third of all," you grasped Tommy's face and made him look at you. "When I agreed to marry you, did I ask you where your hands have been?"

"No." 

"No." You shook your head. "And maybe that's my burden to bear, but I'll always look out for myself, don't worry. And I'm not scared of blood, Mr. Shelby." You leaned down and kissed his forehead. 

"Clever, bloody woman," Tommy murmured. 

"The cleverest," You agreed.

--

Tommy Tag List: @soleil-dor

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Hello! I hope this doesn’t make you uncomfy but I was wondering if I could get a bit of advice? From your recent posts, you said you left your home from toxicity and just bad things in general.

I’m in a similar situation, but my dad will be taking me away from my mom. And I just know it’ll be a shit show. And I’m absolutely terrified when we tell her and what the backlash will be afterwards towards my brothers and me and dad in general

How did you do it? How did you take the leap? Do you possibly have any advice on how to deal ?

Hello, friend!! ☀️

Thank you so much for reaching out, it means a lot that you value my advice <3

Hmm, okay from what I can tell of your situation, that is indeed a tricky one, but nothing can’t be overcome!

It’s important to remember, though, I was 19 when I left (now 20), so the way I handled things is going to be a lot different than how a minor can handle things (legally at least, feel free to replicate my insane stunts lmao)

Advice below the cut! (family violence trigger warning, I suppose?)

My entire family was and is extremely volatile, and I don’t speak to any of them anymore except for my older brother, but I’ll be cutting him off in 3 weeks too when I move.

Fortunately, my dad and brother were both kicked out of the house years ago due to violence, which left me with my mother, who’s quite insidious herself (just watch any Conjuring movie and that’ll give a good idea of what it was like living in that house lol)

I get the same feeling watching this scene as when I was around her in that house. Granted she didn’t try to change my gender, but the hatred for my father getting taken out on me is pretty accurate lol, paired with the immediate ���motherly love” afterwards (she never hit me though, pleased to say — she wasn’t physically violent, just emotionally, financially, mentally and verbally. She did try to run my dad over once though, so, there’s that too)

Yikes…yeahh the same eerie feeling for sure, still makes all my hairs stand upright in memory.

(For further context this clip reminds me of my father and this one of my brother)

In the clip about my father, he definitely reminds me of Frank Gallagher, except he despises my mother instead of revering her. He’s a workaholic instead of a drug addict, too. But the mannerisms are the same. I always handled him in the way Fiona does.

Regarding my brother, I think everything about our family hit him the hardest, despite being the oldest. He developed a very violent streak, and has very poor impulse control. I love him dearly but he’s a snake in the grass, and has thrown me under the bus multiple times to get ahead in life. I mostly just pity him, since I know what our life was like growing up. But still, I can’t defend him forever, especially not at the cost of myself. Literally yesterday I woke up to a text from him asking me to come pick him up because he got arrested for starting a fight at a bar and smashing their windows.

When things started getting pretty bad with my mother earlier this year, I started to realise in my heart that there was no way I could go forth in life with her in it. I focused on the future relationships I would have one day when far away from this town — romantic partner, children, friends etc

I sort of realised one day I’d care about them a lot more than I care about my mother, because those future people would care about me. That in turn got me realising that I do deserve love, despite how my mother made me feel, and that I don’t want her to deprive another second of that in my life.

Something very unique that triggered this too was going to go visit an old family psychic, who’s basically just the Gandalf to my Frodo (ily, Chris <3). He very accurately predicted my birth years ago after my mother was told she was infertile — he got the date, year and time right three years in advance, and even knew ahead of time what my personality would be like, which he was spot-on about.

Well, I went and visited him a few months ago because I was lost with my direction, and he ended up pausing and had a sudden feeling, which led to him telling me that he’d just found out I would be having twin boys one day.

Normally I don’t buy into that stuff, but this Gandalf dude…well I knew he was right.

Knowing I’d have sons of my own one day took me from a scared daughter mindset and into a maternal mother bear in an instant, and I knew I didn’t want any children of mine around my mother or the rest of my family, for their safety alone, which made me realise, “Well, if I wouldn’t allow my own children near them, why do I allow myself?”

I started grey-rocking her in the lead-up to me leaving, which of course frustrated her (she’s a malignant narcissist), but it was a necessary step to start emotionally detaching myself from her.

It all bottled over one night after a pretty distressing argument (I had locked myself in my room to avoid it, but she was still at my door carrying on).

My cat, who’s been my best friend for years, was sitting on the floor next to me, and sort of looked up and I swear he spoke with his eyes, saying, “You know we can’t keep doing this, right? You know this abuse has an expiry date?”

I agreed with my cat and knew right then and there that I’d be leaving that night after my mother fell asleep.

Well, when she was finally done (with threats that there’d be more in stock in the morning, mind you) I went to bed early and set my alarm to 3am (was a little inside joke with myself, since that’s biblically the “witching devil hour”)

I started quietly packing my quilt and cat up (I’d already been secretly packing the boot of my car up with all sentimental and important items weeks in advance, except she caught on and took all my baby albums and more to her boyfriend’s house, so I don’t have any baby photos or information on me when I was a baby anymore, like first words, size and just general things I’d have liked to compare to my own kids one day, rip)

Once that was all in my car, I quietly said goodbye to the old family dog and cat (they weren’t mine to take, not that I could’ve anyways, since it was troubling enough taking Buddy, who’s actually my pet and not the family one). That was pretty heartbreaking, as I knew that’d be the last time I’d see them (I grew up with them and was the only one who took care of them — mother neglects kids and pets alike lmao).

Once that was over, I looked around my house with my hand on the front door and was very melancholy, but knew Buddy was right: it had all reached its expiry date.

I left very quietly and drove to McDonalds for a coffee, as I had a long drive ahead (I had organised to be a nanny in this rich family’s house far away in the city — two hours drive). Luckily they were away on their country farm 4 hours away, so I had time to sneak Buddy in.

The nanny thing recently backfired horribly because they discovered Buddy, which led to more AM escapes with my car, but I’m staying with my older brother and his gf for 3 more weeks only. Something I’ve been working towards for months now is moving to a wilderness island to live in my country’s equivalent of Bag End — a beautiful country cottage, amazing job and fantastic study opportunities.

Best feature yet: it’s 60 hours away from my hometown by car, and then you’d have to take a boat for 10 more hours!! They shall never find me hahaha

One of my friends has also told me recently that my mother has started spreading horrible, defamatory rumours about me around town, but I don’t care anymore because I’m almost out.

So, although I can’t offer any practical advice (idk if you’re a minor or not, but regardless it’s great your dad is helping you!) this is the best advice I can offer:

Find a dream and hold onto it, one that doesn’t involve your immediate family. For me it’s moving to that island and enjoying all the fresh air. It’ll push you forwards and remind you of what you’re fighting for when at your lowest.

Remind yourself there will be other people in your life, whether a spouse, friends, children or even a dog! (I’m getting a golden retriever next year 🐾) And then remember that you deserve all of them and the unconditional love they offer you.

Remember that if you don’t want your mother/family screwing those people over by proxy of her/their relationship to you, then there’s no way in hell you alone should put up with it either, as I guarantee those future people only want good things for you ☀️

There is a good life after abuse, I’ve seen it, and I know you can achieve it, too!

Be prepared for tons of backlash and bullshit — it’s inescapable when dealing with people like this, but I recommend educating yourself on narcissistic parents and tactics to deal with them.

Finding a good therapist who deals in PTSD regarding childhood abuse is important, too. I found an amazing one in the town I’m moving to, who had nearly the same upbringing as me!

So while I’m still struggling with a lot of fear (scared my mother will find where I’m working and living one day) and guilt (I feel horrible about leaving the family dog and cat behind, especially when they need veterinary help, only to then go and get myself another puppy) I understand I’ve done the best I can in a very abnormal situation, and that I can only do better from here.

Also, this song has been a saving grace when going all angsty over wanting to leave your current situation:

It’s from my favourite Broadway Musical, “Newsies”, and lemme tell you — discovering this as a 17-year-old when I was just starting to realise the severity of my situation was pure divinity.

Jeremy Jordan, my beloved Broadway Bard <3

When I finally get my cottage, I’m getting a wooden plaque with the name “Santa Fe” engraved on it, and am hanging it on my front door.

I wish you much luck and love, my little anonymous friend! And please know my inbox is open any time you need anything — vent, advice, a laugh or something else, ANYTHING, it feels good to know my past can maybe help someone else’s present ☀️

Please update me, too! I’m following your story along ardently now! (Also, be sure to take your sentimental items and store them somewhere safe away from your mother — ie baby albums, birth certificates, other paraphernalia/memorabilia etc).

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must hit the road. DESTINY AWAITS!

[lassieposting]

Would you be up for doing some Saracen or Dexter headcanons uni has got he exhausted and I love your headcanons

Omg bless u im sorry uni sucks ass

1. Who said I love you first?

Saracen. The jury was still out for dexter at the time; he grew up rough and learned early to be guarded. Saracen never had that problem. He loves freely and wholeheartedly and when he falls, he falls hard.

2. Who laughs and kisses their partner on the cheek while their partner isn’t happy about something trivial to try and make them feel better?

Saracen. Dex has a tendency to brood, especially while he was planning the tm7 heist. He's used to trusting his gut when he's adventuring alone, but on dead men missions he was always taking orders from skug. He's not accustomed to having his orders be the life or death decisions that could get his team, who trust him, killed. He overanalyzed a lot, tried to think of every possible scenario where something could go wrong. Saracen always thought he was getting too into his head about it.

3. Who cuddles up to the other after a long day at work, and this soon escalates to a playful pillow fight?

Saracen is the cuddler. He's also the worst fidget-arse dex has ever met, which. "Stop fucking fidgeting" is a totally valid excuse to hit someone on the head with a pillow, in his opinion

4. What is something that they gave one another that has a lot of meaning?

For these two it's skills rather than material possessions. They both travel a lot, Stuff™ takes up too much space. But saracen is the one who taught dexter to read and write, and Dexter is the one who taught saracen to cook for himself, both of which have come in handy A Lot in the centuries since.

5. How would one another describe their partner?

2x variations on "this asshole right here"

6. Who wraps their arms around their partner as they look them in the eyes and compliments them with a goofy smile?

Saracen, especially at fancy functions. 300+ years and dex still isn't 100% comfortable in a tuxedo, surrounded by glitz and glamour. That's saracen's world, not his. He'd rather be in jeans and boots underneath a car or trekking through a jungle. So sometimes saracen has to remind him that even if he doesn't really feel like he fits in at events like the Requiem Ball, he looks so good nobody else can tell him apart

7. Who loves saying ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’ or ‘my spouse’?

Neither, they're not married. They're also not exclusive, so they don't tend to put labels like "boyfriend" on their relationship. They're just in love.

8. Who always talks about how amazing their partner is when their partner isn’t there and they just light up with genuine love and happiness?

Dexter, mostly when he's been drinking. At this point, everyone he could gush to about Saracen has already been gushed at, but he takes full advantage of Val's clueless ass and she gets to listen to like a solid 45 minutes of rambling about how cute Saracen's dimples are when he smiles. It's gross, but it's cute.

9. Who loves it when their partner kisses them good morning?

Saracen. He's not a morning person but dex is, so his wakeup call is usually the smell of coffee from the bedside table and a kiss on the forehead or the cheek or the nose before dex goes out for a run. He's then got an hour or so to wake up, lounge, drink the coffee, check his phone, etc before Dex comes back.

10. Who shows the other how to balance a spoon on their nose?

Saracen

11. Who loves to pull pranks on the other? What type of pranks do they pull and do they pull their pranks off?

Dexter has been doing the "pulls away before Saracen can get in the car thing since cars were invented, and he'll probably still be doing it in a hundred years' time. Saracen knows exactly what he's doing every time he does it, and he knows Dex won't actually drive off without him, but he "falls for it" every time because it kills Dex that he does, and he likes to see Dexter happy.

12. What is something small that they would randomly pick up for one another?

They're both pretty transient and spend a lot of time apart when they're travelling, but Saracen sends Dexter photos of dogs and cats he meets in the street, and Dexter sends Saracen photos of products or places with "dirty" names. So if he passes through a town where his hotel is called Canal View, Saracen will receive a photo of the hotel's sign, but Dex's hand is held up to hide the C, making it "anal View". This is solidly Saracen's sense of humour, he keeps the best ones.

13. Who is the one who can’t stop laughing when trying to tell a joke?

Saracen, when he's been drinking. He giggles the whole way through.

14. Who would plan the other a surprise birthday party?

Saracen. Motherfucker saw through vile's armour like 200 years ago and never breathed a word. Dex won't know shit until everyone jumps out at him.

15. Who picks the other person up when hugging their partner?

Dexter, because he can, because saracen is Smol.

[darkdevasofdestruction]

Hmmm what about you catching sero playing with the pet cat he claimed he didnt want. I wanted to give you something to try. I hope you enjoy the idea

 That sounds SO cute omg, thank you so much for this cute idea!!!

Also, disclaimer : My mum actually does this to me a HELLA lot, and it’s the best way to tease her with.

Okay, so, the only reason I can see Sero not wanting a cat would be that most likely he’s too busy with his Pro-Hero work and is afraid he wouldn’t be able to properly take care of it.

When you suddenly came home with a stray, however, despite expressing is worries about taking care of it, but he couldn’t say no to you.

It was you, after all, and he loves you too much to actually have a straight face when saying no to you...

Or, well, he’ll say no, but if you push it a bit, he will tell you to do whatever you want, that he’s not actually opposed to it, but you will have to sit down and talk about all the pros and cons of said thing.

Despite finding the cat very cute, he was just so tired to actually bother with it, so he just did the basics like changing its water and buying some food on his way home, maybe some toys, but that’s about it, all the big things will be left for you, mostly because you love the cat so much that you understood its personality and wants you do let your artistic side and create a mini-heaven for it.

You have amazing tastes, and he always loves watching your creativity unfold with everything you create and buy, so no joke, that cat will have a whole room for itself, with so many places to sleep, play and scratch that it looks like a huge ass castle.

Lowkey, Sero loves how dedicated and amazing you are with this cat, that he kinda wants to be a cat himself and play around in this castle, because it just looks so fun and cozy!

Especially the hanging toys that almost look like pinatas.

Not to mention those hanging catnip strings...

He can’t stop laughing seeing that cat act high as a kite from that cat nip.

Also, he tried that trick with the cucumber, and he started crying of laughter at how distressed and scared the cat was, its reactions were gold.

Most likely filmed it, or had Kaminari film it, and put it online.

That’s how they got mega popular tbh, and they regret nothing.

But the best thing about all this is that the cat, somehow, always wants to go to Sero and cuddle in his armpit or the crook of his neck, and purr.

At first, Hanta was unsure of the cat’s intentions and was a bit afraid to pet it, mostly because he was afraid to make it uncomfortable or hurt it for whatever reason, but as time passed, he got more comfortable with it, and sometimes, the cat would sleep even in the holes of Sero’s elbows, and he doesn’t mind at all, it’s like some kind of personal bond.

You were never at home to catch Sero and the cat bond, mostly because your schedules were always different or the cat would want to cuddle with you instead, but one night, you found Hanta in bed, the cat in his lap, and him watching a movie on TV, while looking at his phone and petting the cat absent-mindedly.

You found it so adorable that they were both so content and relaxed in each other’s presence, that you couldn’t help but take a few pictures and coo at how lovely they were being.

As soon as you started giggling, Sero and the cat snapped up their head in unison, which was so cute...They really bonded!

You wanted to let them be, but Hanta told you to get in bed with them, so you started cuddling together and the cat got in a better position, between the both of you, and went back to sleep like nothing happened.

“So...Remember when I said I didn’t want the cat around...?” Sero gave you a funny yet nervous smile.

“Oh, yeah, about that...You remind me of that kind of stereotypical dad who refuses getting a cat or a dog, but as soon as they get one in the house, they bond stronger than with their own child or spouse. I think it’s adorable and hilarious at the same time.” you giggled, kissing his cheek softly.

“No, no, no, no! I may be a meme, but I will never have anyone on a higher place in my heart than you!” he looked at you with worry, thinking you got lowkey jealous or afraid.

“Hey, as long as you don’t start calling me by the cat’s name, or vice-versa, like my mum does, then I don’t care. I’m actually very happy that you bonded so nicely! I’m very happy, Hanta. I always knew you had a kind heart and the cat would sense it, but it went faster than expected!” you kissed his lips to stop him from worrying, and he visibly relaxed, his usual grin growing even wider, before his eyes became large as saucers and he jaw dropped in realisation.

“YOUR MUM DID WHAT?!”

[luminois]

congrats on 100!! you deserve it :) here are some fun facts about me for the celebration hehe: i love cats & dogs, i love the smell @ sound of rain, i want to have a garden one day, I want to become a doctor, i love cooking and traveling, rewatching tv shows n reading are my fav hobbies, i always try to have music playing, im also a sucker for hugs (esp cause im kinda short) and academia aesthetics !! congrats again <33

thank u bub 🌻 i definitely ship you with changbin

you both are similar in some aspects and very different in others and i think that’s what the perfect pairing should be like

short king and queen even if he’s probably still taller than you (my man is not that short alright?)

i feel like changbin would value hugs more than kisses even, because there just isn’t anything as comforting than hugs

laying in bed, cuddling, talking about the future while rain it’s lightly tapping against the windows

absolutely heavenly

you’re both serious people that know what they want so getting into serious conversations wouldn’t be scary at all

also because changbin is just such a calming person despite how much he jokes around

would totally be on board to adopt a dog or dogs (most likely) and have a big garden to give them space to play

would also agree to get a cat but only if the kitten and the dogs grow up together

he would totally refer to you as his spouse as a joke *wink wink*

in reality he can’t wait to be married to you but doesn’t say it

he loves that you like music just as much as him even if in a slightly different way

would randomly pulls you in to dance with him while you’re cooking lunch or dinner

SLOW DANCES

even better, slow dances with the puppies and the kitten almost making you trip when you finally adopt them

if you want kids he would be so on board to make them as soon as you have a stable job and a big house

he would admire you a lot for wanting to be something so hard and yet so inspirational like a doctor

he would brag about it so much omg

“my baby is so smart and is going to save lives, y’all can’t even spell successful”

and finally a point i’m very passionate about: THE AESTHETICS

he’s all dark and wears basically only black and looks so sleek all the time and you are all preppy and delicate and so elegant

the constrast is chef’s kiss, it just works so well together and i’m here for it

i want to see this so bad, might make a pinterest board because i need it oof

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #367

“i should warn you that you may fuck me, but chances are i’m gonna fuck you over”

Where was the last place you went for vacation? The beach. When was the last time you wore makeup? Halloween. Do you watch soaps or drama series? If so, which ones? Not currently. What’s your favourite tomato variety? I hate tomatoes. What was your very first pet like? Dad had a dog named Trigger when I was born, but I have no memory of her, so I'm excluding her. I consider our first family pet to be Chance, a cat my mom took in after finding her literally in the trash. She was... god, incredible. She was a loyal friend, and I can imagine no greater mother than she was (she legit fought off a rottweiler head-on to protect her kittens). She was so smart, so gentle, and just simply amazing. I'll always miss her. What was the best school project you remember doing? Looking back, despite the fact it TERRIFIED me before, that would be my senior project presentation. It was about snake misconceptions and fallacies, so I made a slideshow to present to the special ed class. I made drawings for them to color, word searches, all that kind of stuff. They were just the sweetest and seemed really into it. What’s your favourite type of fish to eat? None. What kind of an old person do you think you’ll become? I really... don't like thinking about this. Like I'm weak enough now at 25, I can't imagine how my, say, 60s would be. I hope and just about pray that my physical health will improve, but I'm just going to exclude that part entirely from this answer. Personality-wise and such, I have a feeling I'll be the quiet and sweet kind, the one that loves her (hopeful) spouse like crazy, and comes most alive on Halloween if I live in a place where children come trick-or-treating. I imagine I would LOVE that. I'd love to be the type that goes on morning jogs to help stay spry. Which well-known person’s death shocked you the most, if any? Steve Irwin and Chester Bennington might be tied. Both were so, so sudden. Steve was like, invincible to my childhood eyes, and when I heard about Chester's death, I thought it was just a sick rumor. Two amazing people that died way too soon. What’s the craziest colour you’d dye your hair? That would depend on personal opinions. I want to dye my hair LOTS of colors though, if that tells you anything. What’s the coolest hobby one of your friends has? Uhhhh. Idk. Name a video game you can play over and over again: Shadow of the Colossus. It's a pretty short game if you know what you're doing, and it's super relaxing to me and just so goddamn pretty to look at. Every time I've played it has just been a pleasant experience. Do you like meatloaf? Yeah, it's fine. How about Meatloaf? I know who he is, but I've never really listened to his music. Do you take time to do charitable work? If so, what do you do? No. ;_; Especially with all the free time I have, I really should... What is something that will make you laugh instantly? Okay, don't ask, but if I for a SECOND see that commercial of Mr. Clean dancing while he's cleaning, I will die because of memories. What is something you hope you will never inherit from a specific relative? Diabetes. It runs heavily in my family. Name a movie you wouldn’t watch solely based on its name: The Human Centipede. No. Thank you. Have you ever played in a stack of hay bales? No. What’s your dearest souvenir? The stuffed moose I got at Cabela's during a visit to Ohio. I named him Brownie, and he was my "childhood plushie" we all have. Is there a lot of graffiti around your neighbourhood? Not in the actual area I live in, but there are DEFINITELY places where it's a pigsty of distasteful shit. Have you ever made your own soda? (Soda Stream doesn’t count!) No. Do you have a hobby that forces you out of the house? If so, what is it? Nature photography. Have you ever been part of a theater group? No, that stuff doesn't interest me. What’s the most ecological thing you do? We recycle, and I also use metal straws. Would you stop eating meat, if you had to raise and slaughter it yourself? Absolutely. There is no fucking way I could do it. What’s your favourite board game? Why do you like it best? I like Clue just because of the mystery-solving factor, and I think it's kinda cool how you can think ahead and use other's findings to your own advantage to win the game pretty early. Besides English, what other languages can you speak? Some German. It's gotten pretty weak with neglect, though. Besides English, what other languages can you read? I can read German well. What thing/person/happening has made you the happiest you’ve been? This is a complicated answer that I just don't feel like elaborating on. What’s the most freeing thing you’ve ever done? Letting Jason go. Have you ever had a restaurant dish that was made with bugs? If not, would you even want to try one? No, and I'm not interested. Have you ever tasted birch sap? No. How about the young buds/shoots of spruce trees? No. Which edible flowers have you tasted? Honeysuckles. What has been your worst restaurant experience? Well, it's a fast food restaurant, but lemme tell you about my vegetarian encounter with Burger King. I ordered their veggie burger. Which they have. It's not a secret. These idiots gave me a bun with tomato and lettuce, and I think mayo on it, after sounding confused when Mom was ordering for me. Mom went back in there of course to tell them, and oh god was the manager pissed, lol. I got my veggie burger in the end. What’s the most immature, adolescent thing that still makes you laugh? Some sexually inappropriate jokes can still get me sadly, lol. Have you ever had a life-threatening condition? If so, what was it? Not literally, but boy do I think depression counts. Do you ever compare your life to somebody else’s? If so, why? Y E P. I can't tell you why, I just... do it. I look at other's successes and am just like, "Why aren't I there yet?", and beat myself up about being a failure. What is a food item or a dish you absolutely cannot stand? Brussel sprouts, asparagus, runny eggs, many other things because I'm just mega picky. Have you ever had a custom print done on a shirt? If so, what was it? Just the spray paint kind that vendors like to do at the beach and stuff. I don't remember any I got, though. What does your favourite mug look like? It's black with a Markiplier quote on it, given to me by Sara. :') Do you ever read other people’s survey answers? Yeah! Friends', anyway. I love learning all the obscure things about them. Do you like daytime or night time better? Why? Daytime, specifically early morning, because it's better for my depression. Are you more comfortable as a leader or a follower? A follower that isn't afraid to speak up when I'm really against something. What is your favourite song right now at this very moment? I've been really into "7empest" by Tool lately, and the synthwave edit of "Voices" by Motionless In White. If you watched The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, who was your favourite character? I don't remember it well, but I think I liked the butler. Was there even a butler? Who was your first online friend? Emma. :') Do you have any plants in your home? No. If you wear makeup, what’s the most outrageous colour you use? I only ever use black. What was the last photograph you took? My cat being adorable while sleeping. <3 Have you ever submitted a video to Funniest Home Videos? No. What was the first sport you learned how to play? I want to say soccer? I absolutely hated it. Do you have a headache at the moment? Yes, actually. I've really been attacked by the Covid shot side effects. Are your parents still together? No, thank god. What was the last hot food you ate? I made a chicken and I think pesto (some Italian noodles, idk) Healthy Choice bowl for dinner last night. Have you ever seen a meteor shower? No. :( Do you ever feel afraid people will question your sanity? I'm sure people have before, and back then? Rightfully so. Which X Factor audition(s) was/were your favorite? Never watched it. Were you a straight A student in spelling and grammar? Always. It's so weird how it's gotten worse with time since leaving school, even though I write... Were you a straight A student in math? Yeah, no. I usually got Bs or Cs. What is your favorite shade of yellow? Pastel. I don't really like yellow. What is something you want to accomplish before you turn 30? Have a stable job. Are you afraid of getting yelled at? YES. Do you feel a connection to the moon? It's not something I think about, so not really, but I do believe all things in the universe are connected in some way. We are simply a part of nature, as all else is. What does your heart long for? Contentment in who I am and where I am in life. I know I also miss being in love. Do you know what your purpose in life is? We have no innate purpose; we make our own, and I want mine to be to show others that there is always hope for yourself in yourself, and also to spread the message of love of all animals. Did you decorate a pumpkin this year? Last year I didn't. I really should change that this go around. Have you ever seen a fox? Yes! They're a kind of rare sight here sadly, so when I had the opportunity to photograph a fox tragically as roadkill, it was a photographic experience I won't forget. God, I wanted to pet it (I obviously didn't), but I did talk to it about how beautiful (s)he was as I got some shots. I never had a harder time leaving one of those angels I've taken pictures of. Do you find Halloween fun or scary? FUN!!!!!! Is there anything about Halloween you find offensive? Not at all. What do the trees look like where you live? I mean, there's a variety, but the staple that you see literally everywhere are pine trees. What is your dream vacation? Somewhere with mountains, clear lakes, cool weather, beautiful and various wildlife... What was the best vacation you’ve been on so far? Disney World as a kid. What is the best class trip you’ve been on? The zoo in the 5th grade. It was the one occasion I got to see meerkats. Did you like field trips when you were a kid? I lived for them. Do you find museums boring or interesting? I find science museums to be very, very fascinating. Art ones are great, too. What are three issues you are passionate about? LGBT rights, the pro-choice movement, and wildlife conservation, to name a few. Would you ever wear a shirt with your country’s flag on it? No. I'm not patriotic enough at all. What size is your bed? Queen. What’s a medicine that makes you sleepy? When we were experimenting with my Klonopin dosage, I learned that 3mg was enough to knock me on my ASS. Do you like bath bombs? I mean they're pretty, but I wouldn't waste money on 'em. Who are your favorite small YouTubers? Yikes, a looooooot. But this also depends on what you think qualifies as "small." Most of my favorite "small" YTers are tarantula keepers or sub-1M let's players. Who are your favorite big YouTubers? Markiplier obviously, Snake Discovery, Good Mythical Morning (even if I don't watch them anymore, they are veeery dear to my heart and I will always support them), Sam & Colby... Again, there's a lot. When you don't watch TV and YT instead, you really get attached to a lot of them. What was your favorite girl group when you were growing up? Would you believe me if I said Pussycat Dolls? haha Do you like Disney movies? Um, DUH. Were you ever in the popular crowd? No. Have you ever used an outhouse? UGH, at like childhood sports games, yes. I could NEVER nowadays, oh my god. Could you possibly write a successful novel? I think I have the creativity to, but not the dedication. Are there any foods that make you gag? Beans, for one. I just canNOT with them. It's a completely involuntary reaction. Have you ever had blonde highlights in your hair? I think I did? Who was the last person you video-chatted with? The lady who was seeing if I qualified for TMS therapy. Do you think sleeve tattoos look trashy? Definitely not, I love those. If you had to get a portrait tattoo, who would it be of? I don't actually want one, but if I did, I'd go to a serious professional to get THE Darkiplier smile. :') If u know u know. Do you have any stickers on any of your electronic devices? No. Do you think half blonde/half dark brown hair is attractive? It looks great on some people, but it's not my favorite combo.

[dochaes]

anon said: 🍒 + moonwoken

send  me  🍒  +  a  url  and  i  will  write  some  positivity  for  them    /    ACCEPTING ↷

firstly, thank you, kind anon, for giving me a chance to do one of these for @moonwoken​!

for those of you who don’t know, orion and i are married in real life. what can i say, his legal name is dean, i’m a hardcore castiel stan.......... totally dated based on name alone. i lie, actually we were mutuals on twitter and he posted a picture of a valentine’s card with a llama dad joke and i responded to it “i’d date you based on this alone”. this was early 2019. anyway he immigrated to a different continent later that year to marry me.

orion is a wonderful writer, with roleplay, fanfic, and original work all. his poetry has been published before, and he’s currently working on a novel that i’ve had the privilege of beta reading, and just his creativity and use of language baffles me. he’s a poet at heart. he legitimately wrote me a song to propose to me. he custom ordered (while being broke) claddagh rings as our engagement rings, in destiel colours of course, because we’re fandom trash to the soul. and like, i don’t even believe in the existence of souls, i’m a scientist, i’m a reductionist, but i find so much beauty in the way orion views the universe. there’s, in fact, poetry in it. the magick i’m into is thanks to him, for the most part.

he’s the kindest person i’ve met. if you follow him, you know this. he always has energy to word things kindly, he doesn’t want to alienate people or harm anybody.

he’s incredibly hardworking (to a fault, but i’m not talking about your mental health issues forcing you to do shit here, i’m talking about your personality), competent, and not to repeat myself but kind in whatever he does. back in the states, he used to on a regular basis give out food and coffee to homeless people on his commute when he worked at a starbucks in an area where a lot struggled. he founded an organisation dedicated on helping people (keeping it vague because privacy + abusers fucking him over and discrediting him with this). before developing his (likely) arthiritis and becoming unable to bake on a daily basis, he used to want to start up a bakery with living quarters upstairs to house and give work to people who have nowhere else to go.

oh, speaking of baking, orion’s multitalented as fuck! he’s first and foremost a writer, but he also went to art school and culinary school and is an excellent chef, he’s highly artistic with both painting and bakery (you should see his cupcake decorations holy shit), and he took singing lessons and did the vocals for plenty of songs prior to transitioning medically. i know he doesn’t agree, but i think his singing is still phenomenal, despite needing new vocal training after HRT changed his voice! he also had a 4.0 GPA in college.

he’s a natural with animals, and even the most skittish cats and aggressive dogs have been known to gravitate towards him. i think it speaks a lot about a person, how animals regard someone.

i’m incredibly lucky to get to be orion’s spouse. idek what i did to deserve the honour.

i love you. you bring a little bit of magic to my life on an everyday basis!

[caspianthegeek]

Er, hello tumblr.

“I don’t tumblr, but one exists with my name.”

But... what if I... did?

I’m not even going to pretend I understand how to interact on this particular little social media site, but sometimes I would like to share things and not have them get lost in the twitter ethernet never to be found again.

And sometimes (often times, really) I would like to use more than the few limited characters on twitter. No one on twitter realizes how really talkative I am. Please for the love of someone make me shut up.

So hello tumblr. I’m Caspian.

It feels like a brief introductory post is in order. Perhaps its because I never did one on twitter and simply jumped in. Maybe its just me being caught off guard by all the shock people exhibit when I share pieces of my past, though the chaos demon part of me does grin a little every time someone is surprised.

And right about now I'm wondering why I even tried to make this post as I despise talking about who I am, though I'm happy to answer questions. Go figure?

Anyway, I'm a 38 year old non-binary person married to a slightly older non-binary person and we have two teenagers who call us their parents. We also have two dogs and a cat who probably don't think of us as parents, but do think of us as those ones who feed them all the time.

I grew up in the middle of Ohio raised by a conservative mother and stepfather in one of those churches that probably belongs on some type of documentary for brain washing techniques. I have always asked too many questions.

My father died when I was 11 of a brain tumor. And my grandparents owned a farm that I spent ample time running around as a kid. Those two things aren't interconnected, but they seem to be things that surprise people the most.

Since I ran off at 18 I've lived in quite a few states, overseas for a bit, and my entire family lived in an RV for two years. I tell people I do not sit still well and they think I'm joking, but I really, really mean it.

I have ADHD and anxiety and perhaps more, but that's still being questioned.

There are traumas in my past that I don't discuss because I don't want to bother others, but if you squint at my fic writing you can probably uncover one or two. Most of them I've come to terms with in my own way, but every once in awhile there's a monster that looms in the dark and I opt to instead bury myself under a blanket.

Good Omens got me writing again, and I am forever grateful for that.

I've been cosplaying since prior to Good Omens, even though its taken up most of my cosplay bandwidth lately. I can tell when my spouse thinks I'm stress because they'll tell me to go cos-build. I should listen to them more often.

I sing, loudly and off key, often. I dance badly. I, quite literally, bounce around. I can still sing Lafayette's part in Guns and Ships utterly drunk. I am vary between too much and ah yes this is a comfortable quiet corner please do not do a talk.

I'm just me. And I suppose, for a short test period, I am here.

Hello, tumblr.

[lunar-daisiess]

a very simple legacy challenge

after perusing multiple blogs for challenges I wanted to play and realizing that none of them really appealed to me, I decided to make my own five generation legacy challenge! of course, this is just for my own gameplay and to kind of make me use aspects of the game I don’t normally touch that often. feel free to modify or switch things up however you like-- this is something that’s supposed to be fun, so if you find something tedious or boring, change it!

notes 

careers and aspirations can be maxed for an added challenge, but don’t feel the need to grind to max anything. also, your sims can live in any world they want, but try not to use money cheats for a better house, but you can use free real estate to get a home worth up to §30,000 to start. also, please tag me if you do this challenge, I’d love to see your sims/gameplay! although no one will see this but who cares

useful mods

true happiness (roBurky), MCCC (deaderpool), UI Cheats (weerbesu) * 

*I claim no ownership of these mods, they are just amazing and have really helped with my own gameplay! they are linked above.

dlc needed

parenthood, cats and dogs, seasons, university (you can adjust these to suit your packs)

guidelines and all that fun stuff under the cut!

generation one - teal

family oriented, dog lover, loves outdoors

big happy family aspiration

retail worker, barista; vet clinic owner

casually floral style

ever since you were a child, you’ve wanted to have a large, happy family. you were never really looked after as a child, and so as a freshly aged up young adult, you want to make sure everyone you meet feels cared for. you’ve always dreamed of fostering and caring for animals, and after a few years of working retail and barista jobs, you save up to buy a small vet clinic in brindleton bay. by this time, you’ve met many good friends. you marry the love of your life soon after reaching this milestone, and adopt three kids before you retire as an elder.

-make as many good friends as possible

-work in the retail part time job and barista part time job until you’ve saved enough money to bulldoze your house lot and “move” into a live-in vet clinic (ideally you should have about §40,000)

-soon after moving, you start falling for one of your best friends

-marry them as an adult and adopt at least three kids (you can have biological children as well, up to you)

-never have any other flirtation after marriage

- “pass on” your vet clinic to your eldest child

-max parenting and vet skill

generation two - bright blue

childish, noncommittal, lazy

party animal aspiration

law career

edgy style

as the youngest kid, you were always treated like a baby, even as a teenager. when you grow up, you want nothing more than to host the most extravagant parties and be the talk of the town. however, your siblings are vastly more successful, the one working in engineering and the other carrying on the family vet clinic. you find yourself constantly being left in their tracks. on an impulse, you join the law career, but never really get up high enough to be successful. after just a few weeks, you quit. pressured to marry and settle down, you rush into your first marriage. after a rapid divorce, you find yourself with a large amount of money (most of which was inherited from your partner). After three more engagements, you end up having a child with your last partner. you spend the rest of your life throwing massive house parties and only doing the bare minimum to keep your relationship with your child and your parents.

-must max the social skill as a child

-throw as many parties as possible 

-have at least four engagements

-get married and divorce first sim

-leave one sim at the altar

-enter the law career and never gets past level two

-quit halfway through young adult

-die of a “heart attack” (cardiac explosion) as soon as you age up to an elder

generation three - deep blue

loner, geek, genius

computer whiz aspiration

tech guru career

conservative “sweater lover” style

you are constantly forced into awkward situations because of your parent’s love of parties. thus, you become a loner and find solitude in logic and science. pushed by the laziness of your parents, you work hard to become a successful adult. because of the lack of care from your parents, you spoil your only child. you settle down with the love of your life and only ever romantic interest and work hard to provide a good life for your kid, while your spouse becomes a stay at home parent. You live comfortably for the rest of your life, content with your family time.

-get married mid-way through adult life

-have one biological child after getting married

-have a modest but cozy house with a moderate amount of leftover money

-max the logic and video gaming skill

-get as high in your career as possible

-don’t travel except for work and occasional outings (dates, taking your kid to the park, etc.)

generation four - royal purple

snob, materialistic, ambitious

fortune aspiration

business career

trendy style

You are quite spoiled from your childhood. your hardworking parents, however, left a lasting impression of success on you that you felt the strange need to surpass. you end up being so committed to the idea of success that you never find true love, and bury yourself in work to hide it. you end up having one biological child late in your adult life with a partner that you break up with right after. even though the child was unexpected, you care well for them, becoming obsessed with giving them the best life possible. you never retire, working hard until death. 

-must age up with the responsible trait

-must have only one romantic interest that lasts through young adult/adult life

-never gets married

-must have a house worth at least 70,000 simoleons (some of which can be “borrowed” from the significant other)

-work in the business career until death

-max the logic skill

-despite not expecting to have a child, you care very well for them

-never complete the fortune aspiration (let’s be real, that one is really hard)

generation five - lavender

goofball, loves outdoors, clumsy

university life aspiration, joke star aspiration

university student, judge (law career), entertainer

classy style

you are going to be the “perfect child” of the legacy. you were what brought joy into your parent’s lives, and therefore were raised in a nice home with good ideals. you will be the first in the family to go to university, and therefore you succeed earlier on in your career. however, you’ve always wanted to be a comedian, but because of your interest in history, you became a judge. you retire early and become a comedian, performing at small events before you retire as an elder. you won’t marry until becoming an elder, and will be the first in the legacy to not have any kids. you will settle down with your partner midway through adult life and live long and happy. 

-has to age up with the empathetic and responsible traits

-get married anywhere from halfway through young adult to aging up to adult

-never have kids

-have judge career until quitting to become a comedian

-focus on mental skill as a child

-try to work on fitness skill, but never really gets “fit” (because of clumsy trait)

-stay with your spouse without any other romance for the rest of your life

[simthesia]

Pokémon Legacy Challenge by Simthesia

Pokémon Legacy Challenge by Simthesia

Hey guys i decided to make my own legacy challenge based on the Pokémon Series as its one of my favourite games ever and I wanted to find a way to incorporate both! Each generation is based on a popular Pokémon from the series and there are 10 gens. 1.Each heir may bare resemblance to the Generation Pokémon but is not necessary for the challenge, but try and keep to the colour such as yellow hair for Pikachu etc 2. You are fine to use money cheats if you want to, although this may make it a lot easier for you , this is not a rags to riches challenge, unless stated in the generation! 3. Each generation needs to complete both the career and aspiration of the heir, and don't switch the aspirations around. 4. Keep the lifespan set on normal 5. I have added optional rules as i know not everyone has every pack , so if you want to chose some of these to do that's fine or even all of them if you have the correct packs. If you don't,  they are not necessary to the challenge

If you decide you wanna try the challenge feel free to tag me with #simthesiaspokemonlegacy so i can see it !

Generation 1 - Pikachu

Pikachu (Japanese: ピカチュウ Pikachu) is an Electric-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I.

You wanna be the very best , like no one ever was ! You're goal is to be the best at your career , solve lots of crimes and to fall in love with that special person! You love your friends, tomatoes, and are generally always happy! You have a big fear of water and struggle even taking a shower. You quite like getting electrocuted and thunder storms are your absolute favourite !

Traits: Cheerful, Self Assured, Ambitious. Aspiration: Soulmate Career: Detective, Secret Agent

Rules: Master Handiness Skill Learn at least 1 Instrument Have at least 3 Best Friends ( Max Friendship ) Marry your first and only love! (optional: must be called Ash lol) Have at least 2 Children Reach level 10 in chosen Career

Optional Rules: Master Dancing Skill (optional with GT) Everytime there is a ThunderStorm throw a thunderstorm party and celebrate! (if you have seasons)

Generation 2 - Bulbasaur 

Bulbasaur (Japanese: フシギダネ Fushigidane) is a dual-type Grass/Poison Pokémon introduced in Generation I.

You love all things nature, and your happy place is being outside among the plants! You feel as though sometimes they even speak to you. You want to achieve all with nature that is possible and gardening is your biggest passion in life. You love to meditate and just be at one with your thoughts.

Traits: Loves Outdoors, Neat, Vegetarian (if you don’t have CL, you can use a random trait) Aspiration: Freelance Botanist Career: Gardener (can only earn money from selling plants unless you have Seasons !)

Rules: Master gardening skill Have at least 20 different plants inside and outside the house Attempt to create every type of Hybrid Plant Have 6 Children and refer to them as your 'seedlings' Marry as a Young Adult and then have your spouse die tragically after completing your family

Optional Rules : Master Herbalism (if you have OR) Master Floristry (if you have seasons) Master Wellness Skill (if you have Spa Day)

Generation 3- Charmander

Charmander (Japanese: ヒトカゲ Hitokage) is a Fire-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I.

You're a fiery personality with the opinion your above everyone else ! You never fit into your family seeing them as 'weak' and want to strive to be the best, and when you can’t it causes you a lot of anger You're loyal to those who earn your trust but are reluctant to let people in Nothing is really ever good for you , you always strive to be better, and your family come second to work

Traits: Hot Headed, Snob, Perfectionist Aspiration: Mansion Baron Career: Engineer (if you have DU) /Run your own business if you have GTW or Business if not

Rules: Reach level 10 in Chosen Career Max skill in Logic and Programming Marry as an Adult, but always be very suspicious of your spouse When you get halfway you can change a trait , as you mellow out Have at least 2 children with spouse, but you aren't a very good parent Achieve 500000 simoleons in money ( no cheating for this)

Optional Rules : If you own Discover University this sim must attend university , with the intent to do a degree relating to the Engineer career Beat Spicy Curry Challenge (if CL is owned)

Generation 4 - Squirtle 

Squirtle (Japanese: ゼニガメ Zenigame) is a Water-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I.

The opposite of your parent you are super mellow and love a good joke ! You also love to play pranks on your family and friends You love water and always want to be in the sea or the pool,  and strive to protect it at all costs. You also love food and are not afraid to take other peoples!

Traits: Glutton, Child of the Ocean (if IL not owned choose any), Goofball Aspiration : Beach life (if playing in Sulani) OR Master Chef Career: Conservationist with Marine Biologist (if playing in Sulani) OR Culinary

Rules : Must live in a different world to parents (if island living is owned it must be Sulani) Max Cooking Skill and Mischief Skill Reach level 6 in fishing skill Have triplets (you may cheat for this ) and they are your only children. Refer to them as your Squirtle squad

Optional : If Island living is owned , they will strive to become a mermaid as they love the ocean and all things water

Generation 5 - Eevee

Eevee (Japanese: イーブイ Eievui) is a Normal-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I.

You have always wanted a big family and to just be the best parent you can be! You love children and caring for others! Your weakness is food just like your parent but you are very particular about where it comes from, and will only eat food you have cooked yourself. You have a creative streak and love to get arty.

Traits : Family Oriented, Foodie, Creative Aspiration : Super Parent ( or Big Happy Family if you don't have Parenthood) Career: Culinary or Stay at Home Parent (earn money from painting)

Rules Must have 8 children and one on these has to be adopted Marry teenage sweetheart and stay married to them for the rest of your life Master Parenting Skill Master Painting Skill Master Gourmet Food Skill Be at least good friends with all of your children Move to live in Newcrest

Optional: Take a family holiday every summer season (if OR or JA is owned )

Generation 6- Mew

Mew (Japanese: ミュウ Mew) is a Psychic-type Mythical Pokémon introduced in Generation I. 

You love to wonder around and explore, you don't like to stay in more than one place at once, and you prefer to be alone. You want to see everything you can and hate being tied down. You love to collect things and hoard them in your house, you could be considered messy. Your child is not ideal for you but you love them all the same.

Traits : Loner, Non Committal, Genius Aspiration: The Curator Career : Begin as a Scientist, leave Job and become a Critic, leave job again and Freelance

Rules : Have only 1 child Move at least 6 times and must live in at least 3 different worlds. Master Rocket Science Skill Go to Sixam Complete Elements Collection Find Sylvan Glade Find Forgotten Grotto

Complete fossils collection

Optional Rules : Have a trusty companion , either a dog or a cat who follows you everywhere you go (Cats and Dogs only ) Explore the Selvadora Ruins (if JA is owned ) Master Photography Skill (if Get to work is owned)

Master Selvadoradian Culture Skill (if JA is owned)

Generation 7 - Porygon

Porygon (Japanese: ポリゴン Porygon) is a Normal-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I.

The opposite of your parent , who loved travelling, you want to live a more grounded life, and prefer to be inside and stable and everything to be clean. You love computers and your passion is gaming, you want to be a top esport athlete and so put all your time into practice, hoping one day you can be the best. You also have a very unique look , some would say mismatched but you think you look amazing. You don't really like other people, you have a lot of social anxiety and going outside is a struggle.

Traits : Neat, Geek Aspiration : Computer Whiz Career: Tech Guru

Rules: Master Video Gaming Skill Master Programming Skill Win a top esport tournament Have 4 Children You refuse to celebrate any holidays as you hate socialising Cant marry a human

Collect all the Mysims trophies

Optional Rules : You build your own Servo and marry it (Optional with Discover University) (if you do this and want the children with the servo, use cheats to become pregnant by yourself or adopt) Master Robotics Skill

Generation 8 - Absol

Absol (Japanese: アブソル Absol) is a Dark-type Pokémon introduced in Generation III.

You have a dark aura about you, and feel a pull to the evil side of things. You love fitness and exercise but at the same time you cant help your desire to become a criminal as you just love to steal things and cant help it Your not necessarily evil just misunderstood and people generally fear you and keep away from you, partly due to your strange upbringing. You also love making drinks and seeing what blends you can come up with. You like going out to strange bars and pubs

Traits: Kleptomaniac, Gloomy, Active Aspiration: Public Enemy Career : Criminal

Rules: Reach Max Fitness Skill Reach Max Mixology Skill You meet your partner who turns out to be Law Enforcement Officer When you reach Criminal level 8 you can optionally have a change of heart and leave your bad path behind you ( must complete public enemy aspiration first) and become an athlete Have at least 2 children. Make at least 3 enemies and regularly torment them

Generation 9 - JigglyPuff

Jigglypuff (Japanese: プリン Purin) is a dual-type Normal/Fairy Pokémon introduced in Generation I. Prior to Generation VI, it was a pure Normal-type Pokémon. 

You love everything musical and are a master performer with a beautiful voice ! You want to be famous and will do anything to get there. You are quite extravagant and love to show off your wealth and love modern luxury

Traits : Music Lover, Materialistic, Aspiration : World Famous Celebrity (if Get Famous is owned) if not chose Career: Actor/ Actress (if Get Famous is owned ) if not Entertainer

Rules: Master Piano Skill Master Singing Skill Master Violin Skill Master Guitar Skill Have 5 children Your partner needs to be another celebrity , and you are viewed as a power couple 

Collect crystals and display them in your house

Own a home worth more than 300,000

Optional:

Become a 5 Star Celebrity (if Get Famous is owned )

Generation 10 - Goomy

Goomy (Japanese: ヌメラ Numera) is a Dragon-type Pokémon introduced in Generation VI. 

Naturally curious you are a very strong personality , you've grown up with a famous parent and lived always in the spot light and are a very confident individual. You want to be the 'hero' of your own story and are convinced you are a modern day 'superhero or James bond type character' Your heart is in the right place, but you've always been a little wacky and out there. You want to have adventure and then write books about yourself. You have a fun spirit and many people enjoy your company and find you fun to be around

Traits: Outgoing, Insane, Bookworm Aspiration: Strangerville Mystery (if you have this pack )OR Grilled Cheese Aspiration Career: Secret Agent

Rules : Solve the Strangerville Mystery (if you have this pack ) Reach the top of the Secret Agent Career Path Max Writing Skill Write 3 Bestselling Novels -Once you have finished your books you may change the Insane trait to something else Have 6 Children who love your fun spirit Date 5 People before you find the right person Die as an Adult in an accident leaving behind a brilliant legacy

You can obviously carry on after this if you like! 

Thank you for taking a look and if you decide to try it like I said let me know

I will be playing my challenge myself on my youtube channel  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyiWXIF0SurXUhO-ktDsaWw?view_as=subscriber

link if you want to see it !

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May I request what the Chocobros life is like married to s/o? Your stuff is amazing and I hope you're having a good day :)

Aww, thank you so much, Anon!

So, just a note, married life is a ton of fun. I’m currently sitting in bed with my S/O, making fun of the way they pronounce “quilt” (it sounds like “cult”.) 10/10 would recommend marrying your best friend.

I don’t think this is my best work, but I wanted to get something out today! 

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Noctis

Totally loves married life.

Just like normal life but with more kissing.

All the kisses.

Steals kisses.

You are now royalty and have tons of duties.

But you get to see each other every night, so that’s a plus.

And you get to see his smile all the time.

Your moments together are both romantic and fun.

Getting to enjoy mutual distaste of other royals.

And you listen to him complain about things.

He supports you in all of your endeavors.

But also falls asleep on you, a lot.

You’d have a pet…probably a cat or a dog.

Fights are often resolved after much pouting but discussion.

Would take at least a day to apologize.

You’d go your separate ways during the day, but always kiss when you first saw each other at night.

You married and became royalty, but also the spouse to your best friend.

Prompto

You married the funniest man you know.

He’s always making you laugh.

Whether he means to or not.

So many inside jokes.

He can say one word and you bust up laughing.

You’d pull pranks on each other,

And have Nerf gun fights.

But also super thoughtful gifts at every anniversary.

He’s always trying to help around the house.

Not always successful.

You’d have all sorts of cute pets!

He wants a chocobo, but that has to wait.

So for now you have a bunch of cute little pets.

Fights happen infrequently, and he normally apologizes first.

Life is full of joy with this man!

Ignis

Chores are 50/50 as much as you can.

But you each understand that sometimes you have to pull more for the other.

He always loves to cook for you.

But loves to cook WITH you even more, now.

Super organized home, but would try his hardest not to touch your things.

But, man, that gets hard if you’re messy.

Always compliments how you look.

Enjoys being goofy with you.

And you have many inside jokes you refer to as certain “incidents”

“Love, remember the pasta incident?”

Fights are resolved before you go to sleep,

As though you were discussing the matter with a mediator.

But the approach works.

He’s always open about everything: from finances, to feelings.

He embraces the hard discussions.

You’d get one…MAYBE two pets.

Coffee together each morning.

Or at least getting the pot ready for the other.

Married life is a comfortable routine .

Gladio

Seriously, loves being married.

Loves to spoil you.

And tons of laughter.

And learning.

You’d have a whole library together.

All the pets you can cram into your place.

Always trying new things together.

And you’re all about keeping it fresh in the bedroom.

You make a habit of escaping to go camping.

You even have favorite campsites, now.

Fights include yelling, but he calms down quickly.

“Let’s talk about this…” because he wants to work with you.

You are a team and his best friend.

Ravus

Comfort, love, patience. That’s what married life is about to him.

The two of you are so comfortable around each other.

You don’t have to have alone time.

But the two of you still enjoy it and accept it.

Enjoys moments with you, doing separate things together.

Still loves your silly requests.

“Read to me.”

“Dance with me.”

They steal his heart each time.

Pets? Eh, ok. Might get a calico cat.

Pyrna and Umbra are enough for him, though.

But really likes houseplants.

Always wants you close.

His magitech arm brings him discomfort,

And he constantly worries he’ll hurt you with it.

But you quell his fears by lacing your fingers with it.

You comfort him when he wakes from night terrors.

By simply holding him close.

If he’s exceptionally romantic, he’ll dance with you spontaneously.

Fights are rough.

He battles with himself, taught by Niflheim never to give ground,

But wanting to give to you.

It’ll take a lot of coaxing to get him to talk to you and work with you,

Rather than just shutting down or agreeing with you.

You are this man’s everything and he is so happy to be your husband.

Luna

Your life with this wonder is sweet.

So many compliments.

So much showing off.

And you get to kiss her all the time!!!

Sweet, soft kisses.

You’re silly together.

And you dance without warning.

And you love her pets.

If you fought, she’d be incredibly stubborn,

not wanting to move from her position,

But she would calm herself and at least see yours.

But it’d still be a process to come to an agreement.

It just takes practice for her to learn that it’s two people fighting a problem,

Because she’s so used to solving all of the world’s problems on her own.

Married life is a soft routine.

Cor

Married life to him is hard when he’s gone.

Loneliness is a rough partner.  

But it’s soft when he’s there.

You’d slip into an easy routine.

Tons of kisses, but only if you felt like it.

Any time together is enough for him.

You don’t even have to be touching for it to be good.

He would enjoy doing different things but being close to one another.

You’re each unique and enjoy different things.

So it makes sense.

You’d have to remind him to take you out on date nights,

But he’d enjoy doing so.

Fights would be…difficult.

He’d get quiet and too readily agree with you.

You have to coax out of him what he wants and his opinions.

But being married to him is natural.

He’s your best friend and you couldn’t imagine life differently.

Nyx

Oh, so sweet.

He never thought he’d get married.

So he’s thrilled that you are with him.

Always kisses you goodbye.

Fights are rough. He always leaves.

But he comes back after he’s calm to apologize and explain what he was feeling.

Loves you so much.

So protective.

Wants so many pets.

But due to schedules, he’s hesitant to get any.

You could convince him to have a few small pets, though.

But he really wants a big dog.

Like, the biggest dog he can find.

Constantly making remarks about how the situation would be if a large dog were present.

“You’re an amazing cuddler, but you know what would be just as amazing?”

“A dog?”

“A dog…”

The future is unknown, so Nyx makes sure to spend every moment with you that he can. 

Ardyn

So gentle, so soft.

He’d be so protective of you.

And would always show you off.

And ALWAYS introduce you as his spouse.

He’s so proud that he’s married to you.

Still gets turned on by you.

And would be one to never stop learning about you.

Fights are talked out, but you may have to drag him to the discussion.

He’ll likely agree to your position and still do his own.

You have to get him to see your side of the matter.

But he loves you and wants what you want.

He goes out of his way to watch over you and spoil you.

You’re a mischievous and loving couple.

Aranea

Soft and snarky life.

She’d give you nonstop shit.

You give it back.

But that’s your relationship.

It’s all in good nature.

“Wait, how do you pronounce that?” through giggles.

You’d do everything together.

Always at each other’s side.

Fiercely protective of each other.

Your fights would likely be her not talking to you for awhile,

Until she shouldn’t stand it anymore and gave into your pleas for discussion.

And a totally badass fighting combo.

She wouldn’t think to introduce you as her spouse, but when it comes out, it would just make sense.

Life with her is about seeking the horizon with your best friend at your side.