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transguyfestersincloset · 9 months ago

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 10 months ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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allthegaynamesaretaken · 2 months ago

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Bro! Why does the Lego Twink look so much like gender™

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angryvampire · 9 months ago

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Monkey May #19!!

Wine

I really wanted to draw this guy, he's so cool!!! Stole the show the entire movie.

I was going to leave It without color, but i really wanted to make his mask pop, so here we are! I think It looks good :)

#artists on tumblr #art #drawing #hand drawn #doodles #sun wukong #nezha reborn #new gods #new gods nezha reborn #nezha reborn masked man #nezha reborn sun wukong #xiyouji #monkey may #also i want to steal his gender

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shy-sapphic-ace · 10 months ago

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Just watched the first episode of dead boy detectives, this might just be my new favourite thing ever!!

#I just love the story and the ideas and the characters and the music and the sets and the……#and it’s only ep 1!!#also Charles is so pretty I want to steal his gender #like seriously he’s giving me so much gender envy #dead boy detectives #YES I SAID that I would wait until I’m done supernatural to start another show but uhhh #who am I to control the hyperfixation #I just wanted to watch it so bad #no regrets I am literally in love

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sea-of-machines · 11 months ago

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I feel like easter might've brought back my Deep Purple hyperfixation, because I blasted Jesus Christ Superstar 1970 so many times and now I crave more Ian Gillan and here we go again XD

#also ian is such a gender envy #ahhh I want to steal his gender #jesus christ superstar 1970 #ian gillan #deep purple #text #random

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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theres also an xmen 97 variant for magneto! i'd show you but i deleted the game. anyways, erik's luscious locks in 97 reminds me of castlevania dracula

no joke On My Life when i saw 97 magneto for the first time i thought the exact same shit almost immediately 😭😭

#snap chats #WHAT IS A MAN //THROWS WINE GLASS//#it is no surprise i Also got feelins for mr tepes on that note😔 netflix castelvania dracula i love you so much ..#whoever sent that ask Millenia Ago sayin magneto should have his voice .... that thought was specifically made for me i think ..#ok but Castlevania Gang MATHIAS ? IN LAMENT OF INNOCENCE ??#i dont throw this term around lightly but i want his gender #i mean hes Younger than mfers i usually am infatuated with but im talkin bout Stealing His Gender thats different #its kidna funny i say that cause i dont like hair that long .. esp not on me .... he that powerful ..#i want his threads. i want his threads SO BAD These Tags Are Derailing So Fast #gonna end it here so i dont talk about castelvania for five years

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albaqae · 1 year ago

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“Why do you want to pursue a research career?” How the fuck am I supposed to convey in an academic text that I started to REALLY get into research and science and started to consider it as a GENUINE MAIN CAREER OPTION because of a silly little fixation on mutant turtles that happen to be teens and ninjas that happens to have a silly little purple guy

The silly little purple guy in question:

#may I also add I want to steal his gender?#yes he’s batshit crazy and? 💅#alba landfill #rottmnt #tmnt #save rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt shitpost

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bravevolunteer · 1 year ago

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ngl every time i see the "cis" in michael's bio it feels. Wrong. like i see it and i go "i'm probably gonna non conform his gender one of these days"

#the problem i think is i don't know exactly in what way HE'S JUST. HE'S GENDER.#and i know not everything necessarily needs to be put in labels but for the sake of a character bio. It Kinda Does to a certain degree KJDF #i support the transmasc swag michaels the vibes are certainly there but i don't think that's the route mine is going down #MORE SO JUST. that rotting corpse is gnc af. all attachments to being amab are rooted in societal ideas (bc he DOES especially pre 83 get #caught up in seeming 'like a man' or tougher he did try to project an image reflecting his father (who was also constantly putting up walls #and masks whatever you think they may be but i digress) he will be initially hesitant (*cough* closeted) to experiment with gender roles)#but when you pull that back he honestly couldn't give a fuck less! he doesn't think about it all that much!#and yeah that's just. That's What Gender Is. Societal. but look i get VIBES.#or maybe i'm just nonbinary and desperately want to steal his look. who knows really KDFSHJGFHDJK #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

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lacunacoil-moved · 2 years ago

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Barns Courtney - Supernatural (2022)

for @gloriesunsung 💙

#musicedit #mvedit #gif series: music videos #*mine #barns courtney #gloriesunsung #god i want to steal his gender so fucking bad #also if anyone wants to get tagged in these sets let me know!

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the-acid-pear · 9 months ago

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Why did my cooking dream get hijacked by my brain making a William Afton oc and au what was that about.

#luly talks #my dreams #I'll peace like i can recollect it was weird #bc it literally was ME BUYING GROCERIES W MY DAD but then the line between when we ended and Michael and William started blurred #i remember the grocery store very well also bc it was very similar to the one i go always to but smaller and more sepia #it was dark for a grocery store like it was just letting sunlight in #pears were half off like some black friday offer so all the products were suuuper cheap #i saw one bottle of milky pear juice for like 1k. and the same w these 4 stacks of frozen waffles who were like 1070.#or this bottle of pear pancake mixture that had 2 or 4 lts #it was kind of when i went away that thr lines started blurring so let me tell you what i remember about this Afton:#he didnt seem. murderous. he was grocery shopping w his kid for fuck's sake 😭 i think he was even sitting somewhere while i ran back and #forth taken aback by these offers? like kinda dismissive at best #uh. Henry was brought up believe it or not. it was like... they broke up or something? like he was kinda upset about the mention but like #in a i dont want to explain why im not with him rn sort of way #very insecure he seemed. like he run into this woman who might've been someone but idk who was whom asked sbout henry and bro was SWEATING #you'd say dream william was a fucking loser he just got locked in thinking like what do i say and HOW do i say it #to make it sound casual but also not weird.#bc on top of all he also seemed to have some weird gender things going on bc he first instinct when trying to explain himself to the woman #(who i cannot stress enough was super friendly like a fucking neighbor or something just going hey hi! hows da family? ^_^)#was to refer to them both as girls as this jokey comradery Let's Ignore The Topic thing before going No That's Bad I Can't Say That #this whole internal monologue in my dream happened in a sort of comic panel thing btw where shit went from these warm browns and greens and #shit from the grocery store to jarring black and whites and reds as William tried to have a straight thought #looks wise unfortunately not a lot going on.though considering this was literally my dream getting turned over can we say my Afton is argie #something something my turn stealing from them etc etc or whatever #uh. brown hair. but not too dark. it was greying and that was making it lighter. also very angular face as you'd expect #high cheekbones pretty eyebrows no facial hair. hair was a bit longuish tho? like a messy ear length maybe?#he had a button up w buttons lose bc it's so hot and humid rn also sunglasses which i know 100% was influenced bc the last design i rbed #a little.before napping #also he had age makes too though his age was most visible in his scrawny long exposed neck #me/mike change was minimal bc we're both pale and brunette hit tag limit so hope y'all like my brain's oc i guess 😭

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werewolftransjenderism · 1 year ago

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no because I too can't look at will graham for too long without wanting to eat him

#cant blame Hannibal for being like 'i have too many emotions about this man. i gotta eat him'#i also want to steal his gender but that's another post #hannibal #will graham

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w1f1n1ghtm4r3 · 1 year ago

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grusha pokemon is a he/him lesbian to me

#sorry im just thinking about him again since i finally got around to doing my gym rematches #hes attractive to me but in a lesbian way #also i want to steal his gender #w1f1 ramblings

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chompe-diem · 2 years ago

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hearing murph talk strategy just makes me [REDACTED]

#is that a liveblog i see?#the redacted is whatever u want thats a visceral reaction #the truth is it’s redacted bc i dont even know.#gnashing my teeth making star eyes stealing his whole gender crying a little bit bc im mentally unwell and i need this #brian murphy #truly this post is personal dramatics but also i need to find the murph stans

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elegyofthemoon · 2 years ago

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Gilbert for the character bingo <3

LOLOL CONGRATS TO GIL FOR BEING MY BINGO-

I want to stress that I circled "the fandom is so mean" while also circling "puts them in a salad spinner" right next to each other. Yes we're rather mean to him. Do it more.

#answered #id kiss him a way that youd kiss ur pet dog. my silly little scrunkly #also yes i wanna steal his gender but dont @ me about that i dont know either i want it #i TOO want to be a wet napkin of a man #also. just generally speaking i adore the fashion sense anyways of ph okay lolol

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lovelylemontrash · 6 days ago

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#concert was EVENTFUL #good and bad #but worth it omg #also grrrrrr the gender envy I got from Alex? help #every time he looked at me(/my direction I’m not that delusional lmao) I wanted to steal his gender more #<- I hate that expression but it’s so fitting to how I felt lmao #like *grabby hands* gender pls #also made a bunch of bracelets (mainly to deal with anxiety) and only gave one away lol #but it was the trans colored ‘no you boys’ one 👀#should’ve taken a pic of it but whatever I hope the person who got it treasures it 💞#also also master peace? I love him he was so good #ok I’ll shut up sleepy time bye bye

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