#i also want to steal his gender

[transguyfestersincloset]

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[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[potato-lord-but-not]

he’s the most pathetic meow meow and I want him so bad

[angryvampire]

Monkey May #19!!

Wine

I really wanted to draw this guy, he's so cool!!! Stole the show the entire movie.

I was going to leave It without color, but i really wanted to make his mask pop, so here we are! I think It looks good :)

[shy-sapphic-ace]

Just watched the first episode of dead boy detectives, this might just be my new favourite thing ever!!

[sea-of-machines]

I feel like easter might've brought back my Deep Purple hyperfixation, because I blasted Jesus Christ Superstar 1970 so many times and now I crave more Ian Gillan and here we go again XD

[xxplastic-cubexx]

theres also an xmen 97 variant for magneto! i'd show you but i deleted the game. anyways, erik's luscious locks in 97 reminds me of castlevania dracula

no joke On My Life when i saw 97 magneto for the first time i thought the exact same shit almost immediately 😭😭

[albaqae]

“Why do you want to pursue a research career?” How the fuck am I supposed to convey in an academic text that I started to REALLY get into research and science and started to consider it as a GENUINE MAIN CAREER OPTION because of a silly little fixation on mutant turtles that happen to be teens and ninjas that happens to have a silly little purple guy

The silly little purple guy in question:

[bravevolunteer]

ngl every time i see the "cis" in michael's bio it feels. Wrong. like i see it and i go "i'm probably gonna non conform his gender one of these days"

[lacunacoil-moved]

Barns Courtney - Supernatural (2022)

for @gloriesunsung 💙

[the-acid-pear]

Why did my cooking dream get hijacked by my brain making a William Afton oc and au what was that about.

[werewolftransjenderism]

no because I too can't look at will graham for too long without wanting to eat him

[kinnoth]

I like everybody else terminally online watched the plagiarism video this weekend

And maybe I'm just coming at this from a perspective of someone who was not exposed to j som before he got exposed but like Jesus fuck what the shit

Plagiarism notwithstanding, that man makes some bogus ass, shit ass claims that on a very basic level just do not pass a sniff test by anyone who knows even a little bit about anything

I mean, the man waxes on longingly about the beautiful aryan nazi bodies to serve the conclusion that US troops volunteered for service to.....prove that it wasn't just the nazis who had perfectly sculpted hairless asses? Is that like......even something anyone thinks smells a little bit true? Like on a basic motivational level, for a nation, for a people, for a single person?

Making claims that the Roman empire was 70% slaves and 30% patricians.........does that even sound correct? Like, even if all you know about ancient Rome is from memes and shit, where are the plebs? You know, the thing we still call people today, when they're acting common and unwashed

The thing about how no songs prior to 1956 made references to kissing....I mean guys.....

And like ......not to like.... But like ..... The man has the charisma of a slow growing fungus. Granted I've only ever seen clips bc by the time I got there, he'd nuked his channel, but like.... I've heard AI voices reading tiktok subtitles inject more urgency and personality into text. J som reads text like he not only doesn't know what he's saying, he doesn't know any of the individual words and how they interact with one another. Like who voluntarily listens to this boring dumbass badly read from a script that has no coherent style tying it together?

Like I know people are gagging for gay rep but fuckin seriously, not only is he a plagiarizing douche who makes shit up wholecloth, he's not even a decent entertainer

Is this what y'all are settling for? Is the bar really that fuckin low?

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

grusha pokemon is a he/him lesbian to me

[chompe-diem]

hearing murph talk strategy just makes me [REDACTED]

[elegyofthemoon]

Gilbert for the character bingo <3

LOLOL CONGRATS TO GIL FOR BEING MY BINGO-

I want to stress that I circled "the fandom is so mean" while also circling "puts them in a salad spinner" right next to each other. Yes we're rather mean to him. Do it more.