#yes he’s batshit crazy and? 💅

[albaqae]

“Why do you want to pursue a research career?” How the fuck am I supposed to convey in an academic text that I started to REALLY get into research and science and started to consider it as a GENUINE MAIN CAREER OPTION because of a silly little fixation on mutant turtles that happen to be teens and ninjas that happens to have a silly little purple guy

The silly little purple guy in question:

[maveras-posts]

🖤ART 🤍✨HEADCANONS✨

Art the Clown General Tingz:

Art is c h a o t i c to say the least

He sometimes is manic and does some questionable things (he’s in a silly goofy mood)

Some nights he just stays up and practices his ✨MaKeUp✨ (May or may not listen to Britney Spears while doing it😭✋)

CLEAN YA MAKEUP BruShEs ART—

Art is also a Barb ( I’ve walked into some dance routines 😂✋)

Also ATTITUDE 🙄🤌

IS IT ME? AM I THE DrAmA?—YES my dear Art YES💅

Actually a big Teddy Bear if you can get him to warm up to you (Clingy VERY clingy)

Also LOVES the ✨TEA✨ he’s that gay bestie you tell everything to (Careful tho, ✨HE WONT HESITATE✨ to put a Bitch 6 FEET DEEP🙄✋)

Also loves cotton candy and ANYTHING flavored like it (Blood gotta be made from cotton candy syrup)

Also watch him he ✨NiBblEs✨ on arms and toes— ART DAFUQ. Art BIT ME— (ya know sometimes violence is the answer🙄💅)

Idk how to describe it but he smells like vanilla, blood and ✨DeViL’s LeTtuCe✨

Also LOVES Insane Clown Posse (Art is an insane clown and it feels nice to be represented)

He Shoplifts A LOT(EVERYTHING he owns is ✨StOleN✨)

Also the type of guy to be in Walmart at 3AM riding a bike or riding a shopping cart (The workers know him they leave him be)

Also has candy on him at all times (HE LOVES the ✨SoUr CaNDy✨)

Tbh one of my my favorites cause he is just fucking batshit crazy (Art is my homie for real)

So…I watched both the Terrifiers and I must say… I LOVED IT— tbh these movies are very slept on and forgotten especially our mans of the hour/ post whatevs… ART THE MUTHAFUCKIN CLOWNN— Idk why but instantly when he entered the diner I fell in LOVE. Lmfao I kinda knew he would just be CHAOTIC (I was right) he’s just such a lil shit and he ✨SLAYS✨ (literally and figuratively) so I cooked up these headcanons, don’t worry he confirmed and denied…

[cloudslou]

exactly about george!! 😈

and yes lmfaoooo how 2024 was supposed to be silly season and he ended it before it even began. like whoever moves to wherever, NOTHING'S topping LEWIS HAMILTON TO FUCKING FERRARI. 💅💅💅

also thank you for indulging my f1 rambling lol <333 i'd love to be friends! i'm awkward and messaging people off anon is intimidating 😭😭

literally nothing will be sillier than february 1st lol. i posted this already but i was trying to come up w scenarios while at work of what could top this, and everything paled in comparison. like max retiring?? if someone like lando took the merc seat (despite his contract being in place)?? if andretti's bid hadn't been rejected?? and like. nothing feels as batshit crazy as lewis moving to ferrari in 2025 and it being announced (leaked?) before LIVERY REVEALS in 2024. i was gonna say before testing but by god we havent even seen the new cars.

also pls pls pls come off anon if you'd like, i am adoring our messages via anon but Trust if ur looking for 1d-to-f1 pipeline friends, SO AM I!!!! i should be thank YOU for give me the opportunity to ramble this much.

i'd like to finish with a quote from my f1 podcast, who had an emergency podcast episode yesterday and which i listened to on thi bus home today: "i have spent the entire day having a mild panic attack and not being able to breathe properly". i think it is very fitting. i do not feel any more normal today.