#i already did 🎉 this is from 2022

[cocksley-and-catapult]

with the fact catapult uses he/they culd u draw him shittily demiboy or nonbinary flag 🙏🙏🙏 this is my dying wish

[fatbellyboysstuff]

End of Year Reflections

For me New Years Eve doesn't just mark the begin of a new year, it's also (almost) the anniversary of the beginning of my intentional weight gain journey.

In December of 2022 I was at my lowest weight in years- 185 lbs, down from about 195 earlier in the year. I unintentionally lost some weight towards the end of the year and even though I received a lot of positive comments for it, it didn't feel right. I can so clearly remember laying in bed after Christmas dinner, rubbing my belly, feeling too small. there wasn't enough fat on my stomach, I wasn't soft enough, it didn't feel like me. I decided then and there that I would try and gain some weight back in the new year.

My first real stuffing ever was during the first week of January, the first night I was back at my place. it felt so good to pig out like that, to let loose a bit, I did it again just a couple nights later. I gained back the 10lbs I lost in just a couple of weeks. Around April 2023 I set my weight goal to 200 lbs.

Over the course of 2023 I tried to be careful. I only allowed myself to really stuff my belly once a month, maybe twice. I wanted to gain weight, but I was scared. I went back and forth on wanting to gain weight, posting here every so often and then feeling ashamed just a few days later. I needed to feel like I was in control of my gain, feeling like I could go back if I wanted to. but I also spent the year working through internalized fatphobia, reflecting on growing up fat while also having this kink and setting boundaries with my loved ones regarding my body.

despite my initial caution I ended the year 2023 at 210 lbs, already 10lbs heavier than my initial goal weight. in December of 2023 I also finally started Testosterone.

In 2023 I was scared, in 2024 I got confident and determined. In April I did a little challenge for myself- trying to eat at least 4k calories every day for a week. that week was a turning point for me. my appetite went up, I started gaining consistently and at the end of May I hit 220 lbs for the first time. Finally, 100 kg, reaching triple digits. I always planned to take a break once I hit 220, see how I feel, take it a bit slower for a while. but seeing those three digits on my scale for the first time made me ecstatic, I wanted to keep going... and to be honest with myself, I don't think I could have taken a break then. I gained another 11lbs over the next 10 weeks and lost them all at the end of August when I was on vacation with my family. that vacation, that weight loss, showed me once again- I want to be fat. I want to be fatter. Since September this year I've been going all in.

All the caution and control of 2023 is gone. I have gained 15lbs since the beginning of September. I have lost control over my eating and my gaining completely. and I didn't just loose that control, I gave it up. I finally let myself give in to being fat, give in to getting as fat as I want.

I go into 2025 sitting firmly at 235lbs. I have shifted my weight goal to 260lbs next. I want to spend 2025 enjoying tasty food, indulging in my favorite treats and growing my body further into my vision of myself.

thank you everyone for following my little journey, for encouraging me and for the great conversations I've had on here. I hope to build up new connections on here in 2025, because this community truly is such a positive force in my life. thank you all for being here, I hope the new year will treat you all kindly! 🩵

lastly: these pictures were taken almost exactly two years apart. 185 -> 235 lbs. 50 pound of fat added to my body. here's to the next however many pounds that'll be added this year! 🎉

[neonscandal]

Happy New Year, Neon...I felt stupid cause I just found out in 2024 that BNHA ending 3 (Datte Atashi no Hiro) is a song that was written about Midoriya and Bakugou's relationship, like really? And it was in 2017, does the ship already sailed since then? (I'm started shipping BkDk since 2020)....Now we have BakuDeku and SatoSugu ofiicial songs.....

Happy New Year, anon! 🎉

OMG STOP. WHY DID YOU TELL ME THIS? I've never looked up the lyrical translation to any of the MHA songs!? I looked at a rougher translation first that said:

Touching, not touching, but I get that kind of power.  The wall in front of our eyes - let's laugh when we're beyond it!

Which reminded me of these panels during the BKDK vs All Might Exam fight (chapter 65 titled "Wall", of course):

👆🏾Bakugo coming to terms with All Might as a foe

👆🏾 All Might assessing Midoriya's growth and how it stemmed from saving Bakugo from the Sludge villain.

Mind you, the panel above has preceding panels that say, "It's when you're scared... when you're nervous especially... that you gotta stand up and smile!!" right before Midoriya hits All Might with everything he's got.

During the exam, we see Midoriya galvanize Bakugo and bring him back to the kind of hero he's always been. The kind who never gives up, the kind who wins to save which is later more explicitly called out by All Might as being one half of what makes him, as their idol, a good hero (the other half being his commitment to save to win which is embodied by Midoriya).

These lyrics are easier to understand and contextualize but I truly believe the ship sailed in chapter 1.

👆🏾 These are the eyes of a damsel of distress and this is the face that spurred Midoriya into action, starting him on his path to becoming a hero in the first place. It was always Bakugo.

Loftily, I didn't get back on my anime bullshit until 2020 and, I think I didn't start this blog until 2022? so you can argue I have the gift of retrospect. But I think in the multiple instances of Bakugo being the impetus for Deku to fly off the handle and into action, self-sacrificingly (which we later realize Bakugo does the same thing without as much fanfare during this exam and both Shigaraki fights), it makes sense for this to be a love story. It may be distilled down to admiration when all is said and done but.. the proof is right there. Also, rewatch this exam arc where All Might talks about them dealing with envy, disgust, inferiority, awe, conceit and rejection. 👀

All Might's like... "yea, I know what you are."

[madnesstaleofficial]

🎉♥Happy 8th anniversary Undertale✨🎊

Today marks 8 years since this gem of the video games came to light and to celebrate I did something special with my au.You already know Madfri,Charness,Flowey and Kris but taking advantage of this I wanted to introduce Madness!Temmie (Tami) along the way to present her,by the way I want to share something that I had in me for a long time even before starting Madnesstale definitively.

⚠Warning:This is gonna be long and also talks about things i didn't share with anyone until now so i don't know i someone its gonna be offended.If you wanna give your opinion in the comments please do it with respect.With that say here we go.

I found Undertale in 2016 when I was 12 years old,at that time I wanted to dedicate myself to drawing but I was going through a difficult time and my depression was beginning to arise,giving me a large series of problems along with a lot of regrets that haunt me to this day.Thanks to the game,its community and its aus I began to feel better and I was able to get inspired again to do my projects and in this way help others or inspire them.

With all this,I also had the intention of making my own au and in that way contributing to the community,but the problem is that no matter what concept or name I gave it,they were all already taken.It wasn't until August 2020 that I decided to take it up again,I didn't have Internet at that time and I was bored wandering in my thoughts and looking at the gallery on my phone until I saw several images of series and video games and a fanart of Frisk in Wonderland that everything began to form and that was when everything was decided.

I started slowly since I had no experience drawing monsters,so I decided to go with the humans first and tried to make the plot of the history,what to do with each character,if include Deltarune,etc.Thanks to the fact that I took the end of 2021 and more than half of 2022 on sabbatical before going to college It helped me not only work on the au,but also on my other projects and I also looked for inspiration in youtubers,video games of all kinds,series,cartoons,anime and more to have more ideas,I even went back to watch the first season of Underverse and finally see the story of Xtale for it,both incredible projects of course...But when I saw the first episodes of the second season of Underverse everything took an unexpected turn for me.

At first I was excited,I hadn't started watching it until they released the first part of episode 0.7,everything was going well until I saw episode 0.6,to avoid spoilers for those who haven't seen it I'll say a little about what happens.From the events of the first season of the series,Cross arrives in the Omega Timeline,a place created by Core! Frisk and habitants of Aus that no longer exist or from genocide routes who only want to live in peace,the residents of all aus from the multiverse are temporarily there (Except the original universe)because their homes were destroyed by Error!Sans and they wouldn't come back to them until further notice.During the episode Cross is angry about the current situation happening apart related with his au and being in the omega timeline even though he told Core that he would go for his friends to the point that he pushes to Dream who only wants to help him and he is already hurt,he decides to give up and falls into a deep negativity which brings many problems,but it helps him remember the purpose for which he fights, redeem himself from his mistakes and accept Dream's help.You can see it is a great evolution in Cross as a character but now comes the question¿What is my problem with this episode?¡None!The truth is this is one of my favorite episodes of the series so far since you can see the work and quality that Jakei puts in their projects as well as the large number of aus that the Undertale community has created, but this is what happens.

When I watched the episode you would think that I was very happy and excited like everyone else and I was,but after see it I started to feel angry with Core for the way she acted that seemed indifferent to everything and everyone's attitude towards Cross that later they acted as if nothing happened between him and Dream and decided to support them later during the battle of the episode so he could win,so I ended up relating it to hypocrisy and feeling bad for Cross along with great anger and frustration.But some time later after I calmed down,I decided to watch the episode again and I realized that I made a big mistake and came to conclusions without thinking beforehand.Although Core seems indifferent and doesn't care about others unless it's for her convenience,she really does and in Part of it can be reflected in his attitude towards Cross when he expresses concern for him as well as for others and it is true that everyone reacted badly because Cross pushed Dream and his hostility,but it was nothing else because of that,they did not blame him for what happened to their worlds since Error was who did that and in the fight he decided to redeem himself and trust Dream and when everyone tries to help them they generate positive feelings and during this it is seen in the dialogues that they are supporting Dream but also Cross as I think they realized he tried to redeem himself and that's why they supported him.

Thanks to this I was able to reflect and realize that the anger I felt was not because of the episode but because I didn't feel capable of achieving with Madnesstale or my other projects the same as the rest of the creators of aus or Jakei herself and not becoming part of something like this and started feeling powerless and useless,but along with that I could see that I identified with Cross in many aspects since I also have many regrets and I want to redeem myself from them and improve as a person.Despite to all this bad experience that I created and that keeps coming and going even until now,I remind myself that I should not let it affect me and remember again and again that I managed to realize that I was wrong and see the positive as that I am already contributing little by little with the community.Even over the years I still love Undertale and what this wonderful community has created that continues strong despite the years and that has served as a great source of inspiration for what I want to do in the future.

If you have read this far, thank you very much for taking the time to read my story, relief and analysis.The truth is that I have not told anyone about this since I have no one to talk to about these types of things and even if I told someone online It could seem uncomfortable and I want to avoid having problems of any kind due to bad experiences in the past.I also cried writing all this and honestly i feel better with everything and myself.Even if no one see this or don't care,especially because this account is recent and doesn't have so much followers,i'm glad to vent out about this and keep going with my goals.

With that said Happy Anniversary Undertale and tha still receiving more love ahead in the future. ♥

[solofanatic64]

It’s my birthday again!

WOOOOOO CONFETTI🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

In honor of such a wonderful day, I made this piece for an art project (a month ago but SsSsSsSSSshHHHhh) showcasing every persona/self insert oc that I had over the years that I am now sharing with you all, along with small descriptions about them for context!

2018 was when I started making oc’s for tmnt 2012, and they were all cringe as hell. For example, here we have Princess Hikari (right), Princess of Iro and the element of color and light (it was 2018 and I’m pretty sure I was also obsessed with Gacha Life mini movies at the time). She was a part of my very first ever tmnt 2012 au where most of the most cast is actually from a different planet where the impossible can happen and certain characters of the main cast were elemental, but due to a villain becoming too powerful, they all flee to earth and most of them lose their memories. On Earth, Hikari disguised herself as Kodie Jackson (left), she was cool, quirky, and always had a good comeback, both in combat and in smack-talk (basically she was a “not-like-other-girls” girl without the whole putting other women down stuff). She also had a crush on Leo, along with every other oc I made during this era.

2020 was when I took a break from tmnt 2012 (shocking, I know) and hyperfixated on Casino Cups, a Cuphead au comic series on Tumblr that I got into because of VOAdams comic dubs for it. I made PLENTY of oc’s, au’s within the au’s, and lore for this (because I was 13 and cringe, what did you expect), some of it I still have content for and all of it I still have info for in the deep dark crevices of my mind. This was also when I had a TikTok account (that I don’t post on anymore) and this was also the era where my persona changed the most. But out of all of them, Juicehead was my favorite, even if I never inserted her into the Casino Cups cannon.

Oh boy, 2021, the year I came back onto the tmnt 2012 scene, the year I came back to my roots and STAYED there, the year I saw a “I made 9 of these, the first one you see determines your life in tmnt 2012” Instagram post and thought “……..but what if I WAS the Foot Clan?” Well, not at first, at first I was still with the turtles. My characters name was Irene (top), she was a demon who knew black magic, and she was best friends with Mikey (not crushing, this was also the year I decided to just stop crushing on tmnt 2012 characters for reasons I barely know). It wasn’t until that summer that I saw that fateful Instagram post and decided “yep, I like the Foot Clan henchmen now, and that’s how it’s gonna be for the rest of my life.” After that I ditched the demon horns, straightened my ponytail, got a new outfit, and changed her name to Dioxazine (bottom). She was alright, honestly I don’t think I did much with her.

In 2023 we got Comet, my girly, my popstar, my silly little gay. Surprise surprise, Comet used to be my persona/self insert before I decided to make her my oc (however she’s still my projection character). She’s actually been on the scene since 2022! But since then, her appearance been through a some changes from changing her shorts to pants, to shortening her hair, and other small things (if anything I think her lore has gone through the most changes). Either way, she’s a cutie patootie and I love her. This was also the era where my writing skills got better, now everything is less cringe :D👍

And finally, we’ve come to 2024, Sleepy! My persona today! You already know her, her face is a screen, her mask doubles as noise-canceling headphones (for optimal sleep of course), and her socks change every time! She’s in a constant state of being not quite sleepy but not quite awake either and she’s always wearing her jammies, comfy!

[louismygf]

Louis Birthday Tag Game 🎉

thank you @faithinlouisfuture for tagging me 😽😽😽🫶🏼 mwuah!

when did you become a louie?

i don't exactly know when bc i remember for the longest time denying to stan louis (or anyone for that matter) 😭 but late feb (completely missed the defenceless project bc i didn't have twitter then lol) to april of 2021 i think... february being like, oh this guy from one direction is neat i really like his music and april being, wow i have fallen in hell in love with louis tomlinson he is the only man ever

your earliest fandom memory?

WELL, on tumblr, i remember long hair louis with a guitar walking through an airport trended. immediately after he posted the rockstar pic (april 10) of him on instagram 🙏🏽 AND THEN, as a twitter user... this is so cursed but #iheartawards #louies #bestfanarmy 2021 😭 i think i once told myself i'd only keep up with louis on tumblr but not on twitter,, but because i already made a twitter account in april (solely for voting), it just stuck and thus, after iheart voting ended, my stan twitter account was born lol

your favourite song (one off walls, one off fitf)?

i tend to pick two favorites so for walls it's fearless and only the brave and for fitf, all this time and lucky again

your favourite music video?

walls <3 and miss you when im feeling silly hehe

favourite gig?

ltwt manila 2022 😔😔😔😔😔😔🫶🏼 it meant the world to me 😭 louis was so happy and the crowd energy was so good. i don't know if anyone went live for my show but believe me when i say it was loudddd sksks louis was chatty and smiley and interactive and of course so so pretty. vocals were on point i could actually cry recalling the memories of him singing but Ugh it was 😔🫶🏼 those couple of hours were one of the best times of my life for real not even joking

favourite louis hair?

i love when louis' hair is on the longer side, live from london, walls hair or fitf but a bit longer, actual long hair louis Unstyled (now imagine how he'd look if it were styled), afhf hair of course like his hair in the documentary with him sitting and talking wearing his favorite black sabbath shirt And his hair wearing the iconic first ever 28op shirt. basically! long hair OR fluffy and messy <3

favourite louis interview?

the zach sang interviews and his interviews with olivia jones for total access

suit louis or tank top louis?

tank top 😋 but only by a tiny bit difference, he looks good in both!

favourite louis tattoo?

28! and the rogue + spiderweb is sick like the placement is v cool i think... tiny smiley on his thigh and duh the x smiley face too on his arm

favourite louis bodypart? (c'mon we all have one!)

big heart big brain big ass, the holy trinity. and actually also his hands,, and waist.... and. thighs yum...... and. ok im stopping here

thanks again for tagging me <3

[nar-nia]

hi, im finally back from my vacation, which was amazing!! i had so much fun and relaxed, i miss it already!!

the great news is THAT I PASSED the exams i was worried about - i have no idea how - but that means i just need to retake one (1!!!!!!!!!!) so that makes me hopeful and happy and less stressed!! 

ALSO YES!! im seeing taylor!!!!!! i got tickets with my friends and im beyond excited - it does not seem real!! no, i did not get my babysitters club heeseung moment kinda an L for me :(( (gosh i miss that fic so much what a time it was when i read for the first time <3 )but im in my “eh whatever, love is not meant for me right now at least” era why have a boyfriend when i have heeseung - yes this is delusion lmao?? im okay lol

OKAY, thats great!! keep eating and having fun with friends, being stress is one of the worst part of life but life wouldnt be life without it :(( still i hope ure doing okay <33 the bouns is that its summer so pretty sunsets are something u can look forward too AND drinking coffee on the balcony in the morning

also, as i was writing this u posted new hee fic!! - so i had to read it :3 it was so eifuejsaskm, i mean the idea of it all?? i would love to wander around in the dark and the only sure thing in that darkness would be seungs warm hand :(( but LIKE watching sunrise with the love of ur life??? this literally on my bucket list and it was as i imagined please :((((((((((( the fact that he was not the one to propose had me giggling so adorable PLEASEEE !!!!!!! and the rings???? crying

ps. i was bored on my way home so i scrolled through the tag beloved anon cuz i was wondering how long have we been talking right? and the earliest message i could find ( idk if its 100% accurate) is from july 2022 which means its been probably one year (or a bit more) since we started talking SO idk where im goin with this but time files and its been an amazing year talking to u I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU happy to be here and have u here

-beloved anonie <3 ^^

hello and good morninggg <33 and welcome back!!

the BIGGEST congratulations for passing your exams!! i'm so happy for you, you really deserve all the rest you got and now will have. good luck for the one you have to retake but i'm sure you will do amazing with that too.

AND ENJOY THE TAYLOR CONCERT OMG. my sister got tickets too and i hope you'll both have an amazing time.

"why have a boyfriend when i have heeseung" so true. couldn't agree more, but also it's not delusional if it's true 🥰🥰 (DID YOU WATCH CLIPS FROM KPOP LUX BECAUSE I AM SO NOT OKAY. SO MANY THOUGHTS STILL RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD!!)

i am doing well, please don't worry about me 🥺 i had two job interviews on friday and it went really well, i'll have a training day at one of them next week and if it goes well they'll take me so fingers crossed please! i already found such a pretty apartment too and it might be thinking a bit too far already but i'm just too excited 😭😭

and thank you for liking the new story 🥺 ngl the proposal wasn't even planned, they were supposed to make plans for a garden, but it just felt so right so it happened 🤭 i made myself so delulu with it, it's insane. but i'm happy to hear that i made you all delulu with me.

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO US 🎉🎉 it has been an eventful year but i was always happy to see your messages appear in my ask box and talking to you has always been so sweet and motivating 🥺 here's to another year talking to you and hopefully many more !!

i love you too, thank you for another sweet ask 🩷

[goodgirlsam-and-fam]

2.5 Hours 🎉

Old entry: May 11th, 2022

Today I’m celebrating. As in, I’m currently celebrating. I’m sitting by the window at a cafe I used to go to quite a lot before the pandemic started and before getting Sam. Since spring 2020 I haven’t been able to go to a cafe on my own, but today’s the day! The sun is shining, people are either working on their laptops or talking to friends. I’m enjoying a cappuccino and a huge piece of carrot cake. 

What’s Sam doing? Snoozing on the couch, enjoying her favourite ASMR video playing on the tv. The laundry machine is on. Life is good.

I grabbed my laptop and sneaked out. The shoes had already been put outside, essentials stored in my pockets (wallet, key, phone, headphones, mask). I should’ve brought a bag to put my laptop in, but I just forgot. I left with no jacket - Vancouver is currently enjoying a peachy 14 degrees Celsius! I took the bus down the street and here we are. Nature is truly healing. 

Sam didn’t even follow me to the door as I left. She did NOT care that I opened the door and disappeared. Maybe she was too tired from her morning mischief: she woke me up at 6AM acting extra goblin:y. I thought she wanted to pee, brought her out twice. But no, she just wanted to eat grass and bark at nothing at all (or ghosts? What do I know). 

a bit of a tangent:

I love her so much. There’s a part of me that wants to take her everywhere. But I think independence will do us both some good. Growing up with dogs, we never brought them to “human” places. I mean, we also didn’t live in a city so we didn’t have to bring them to crowded areas. Instead it was all hikes, dog sports, play, eat and sleep. With our local dog club, we did some practice sessions at our “city centre”, but if a dog didn’t like crowds or didn’t do well in areas with heavy traffic, we just didn’t push it. The goal was never to have a dog you could bring everywhere. 

City dogs have a difficult life. There’s so much they have to adapt to. And you do see those unicorns around, the dogs walking loosely next to their owners, not caring what goes on around them. We look at these unicorns and expect our dogs to be able to do the same. Truth is I’d say most dogs don’t thrive in busy areas, and why should they? They’re not designed for them - they’re designed for US. And even for humans being in crowds and heavy traffic can get extremely overwhelming. 

For example, growing up among dog people I never heard of someone bringing their dogs to the pet store. Why would they? What’s there for _them_? When we bring dogs to pet stores, what’s the purpose? We tried to bring Sam to pet stores, wanting her to be a pet store dog. Working at a pet store here in Vancouver for a year when I first arrived made me want to be a part of that community so badly. Enter Sam, who just couldn’t deal. Who gets overwhelmed easily. Her middle name is literally Frustration, look it up (this is a joke, but it SHOULD be her middle name). 

A lot of my initial expectations with Sam were selfish and unrealistic. I thought very little about how she would be as an individual. I basically wanted that unicorn dog who could play with all dogs just fine, greet all people in a perfect manner, barely be noticeable on the street (other than for some people to go “aw she’s so well behaved!!”), or at home for that manner. I wanted her to have goofy moments that I could laugh at and maybe capture on video, but if I said “stop it” she would stop straight away and, I don’t know, go sleep somewhere. She would be great at dog sports, but also be a perfect pet BFF. Gentle, calm and kind. But also fun, full of energy. But ALSO someone who could chill whenEVER I needed her to. Obviously leaving her alone while me and Andrew were at work wouldn’t be an issue as all, since she would just snooze and greet us calmly when we came home.

I don’t think I ever told anyone about those expectations. I don’t think I even consciously thought about them. But looking back, that’s what I had in mind. I don’t think I’m alone with having all these initial expectations on who my dog should’ve been. The reality check really hits you when first getting your own dog: raising most dogs is hard. It’s a lot of work.

Now I’m more focused on getting to know my dog; who they are as an individual. I try to focus less is on my initial expectations and ideas on who I wanted her to be. I want to try enjoy life as much as I can with who she is instead of trying to train her to be someone she’s not. How can I make you thrive? How can I help you live your best life?

For Sam, a happy life with us means that we are focusing more on her separation anxiety rather than training her to be able to go with us everywhere. So she doesn’t have to go places that causes her discomfort and stress. So she feels calm and safe and loved at home, knowing we’ll always come back home to her!

If I can get her to chill at home, alone, without anxiety or panic when we want to do human activities, and give her plenty of fulfilling walks, play time and enrichment outside of those hours spent alone - I’ve done my job as a pet guardian. I’ve honoured who she is as an individual. 

2.5 hours later:

Throughout the departure today Sam snoozed on the couch. She repositioned herself a couple of times to get more comfy, which made my heart burst. She didn’t get up to investigate where I went, she trusted that I would come back. I honestly started to miss her a lot and wanted to go home before the session was over, but I pushed myself. Am I at a point where I’m suffering from separation anxiety more than her? Who knows! But I am so happy with where we are, where we’re going, and how we managed to get here.

The last couple of pictures in this post are from when we played some tug outside after I came home.

[dearfuturehusband2023]

Dear Future Husband, 2/9/23

Today I visited Texas for the first time - I’m in Dallas for The Sexless Tribe MeetUp Experience 🎉😌🙌🏽

I had some mixed feelings based on the last one and things that happened in life between July 2022-Feb 2023. But here I am. Why? God already put on my heart that this isn’t about me but the fellowship and impact I can make. Sharing my light with others. My heart. My testimony. I also really needed this break after the show I just did (Love Freedom and Other Lies from the South- A Love Story).

This story that I’ve been connected to since 2017 keeps revealing things about myself, life, love and now even, what I desire to receive from you. The character of Elijah loves me (Ruth) so selflessly he agrees to still buy my freedom and set me free even if I decide I don’t want to marry him. He sees me. He sees that I’m smart, humble and beautiful. I know you will be all that and more. You will exceed my imagination (more than I can ask or think! In Jesus’ name). I wonder how you would feel about dating/being married to an actress. I promise I won’t get Hollywood on you (unless I’m joking 😜).

The other night after the show a thought/silent prayer came to me :” God, where is my husband?” I’m happy to see the desire for you and marriage is growing, there was a time I didn’t even think it was possible. I know God has and is creating me to be a wife. He’s been preparing me all along to be the bride of Christ and one day, If it is His will, your forever bride on earth. I’m trying to maybe imagine what you look like but I don’t know if I’ll ever really know, unless God reveals you in a dream. I hope He does.

I pray you are starting the year with hope, joy, and a peace only God can give. For your doubts, Gods clarity. For your battles against the enemy, victory. I’m sitting on the couch in our suite and I think how awesome it will be to spend days and nights and moments on our couches we’ll have. The conversations. The embraces. The quiet moments. They’re all worth waiting for. You are worth waiting for. You’re worth dying to my flesh for. You’re worth the work. You’re worth the process.

“Then the Lord said to me, “Son of man, can these bones come to life?” I answered, “Lord GOD, only you know the answer to that question.” Then he said to me, “Speak to these bones for me. Tell them, ‘Dry bones, listen to the word of the Lord!”

‭‭Ezekiel‬ ‭37‬:‭3‬-‭4‬ ‭ERV‬‬

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

Salome

Summary: This is my birthday gift to @theworldofotps on this August 19th 2022. I just want to say thank you for being my wonderful friend and I want to wish you an amazing birthday and wish all the luck, love and happiness on this new year that begins today. Love you and happy birthday, love 🎂🎉😘

Word Count: 1354 words

Pairings: Finn Bálor x Reader

Warnings: +18, smut, degradation kink, dirty talk, jealousy, slight angst

UNEDITED: So ignore any mistakes 🙄

Tags: @theworldofotps , @writtingrose , @letsgivethisonemoreshot , @aerynscrichton , @daddyhausen , @damnnhausen , @starwithaheart , @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin, @sophiewolfheart-blog , @sultryfandoms , @new-zealand-chic , @crowleysqueenofhell , @thealliasylum , @cuzimacomedian , @baysexuality , @josiewrites , @seeingstarks , @sldghmmr , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @whenimakeitshine1234

“He was fucking hitting on you!” Finn growled before slamming the door of his office behind him. You took a seat on top of his black desk before sighing “He was just being nice”.

It was your first time there. Finn was reluctant to take you at first, but after your relationship grew more serious and you learned to fully trust each other, he thought it would be a good time to take you to officially meet the ‘woman of his life’: Salome - the most reputable BDSM club in all North America. The club was so well known that it already had branches in Ireland, England and Scotland.

“Being nice my arse! I know that look on his face! That’s the look of a man who wants to get a taste of what’s mine and I don’t like that!”

“Finny, c’mon. You’re being a little dramatic there”

“Dramatic?! Are you serious right now?” He huffed. Bright blue eyes become dark with mixed feelings of anger, jealousy and frustration.

Truth be told, this was new. Generally in your relationship, you’re the one who got a little over the edge when someone flirted with him right in your face. And that generally led you to a whole night of wild sex filled with dirty talk and fun plays. A part of you felt guilty for liking to see him so frustrated, mainly because this never happened before - since he’s a pretty confident, and most times cocky, man - so now he would get a taste of what you go through on a daily basis, and the other part just found both amusing and exciting to see him so furious.

“What? Isn’t that what you say to me when I tell you some random girl was hitting on you?”

“But this is different!” He spat

“Why? Because you’re the one who’s now feeling insecure or because for once my ego is getting stroked instead of yours?”

“I don’t want you anywhere near him, do you understand me?” His chest was heavy due to his quick panting and Finn watched as you jumped down from his table to walk towards him.

“Don’t you trust me?” You copied the words he says every time he was the one getting flirted with.

“I trust you but he’s one slick bastard-”

“That I’m not interested in”

“But he is interested! I’ve been working with him long enough to know that look on his face” Finn spat and soon you found yourself chuckling.

“What’s so funny?” He frowned

“Nothing. It's just that….it’s so weird seeing you like this.”

“Like what?”

“I don’t know, like…so on the edge because of some random guy” You giggled before jumping off the table to walk towards him.

Finn’s cheeks stained with a light shade of pink “Well, I don’t like when other men hit on you”

“C’mon, other men don’t hit on me. Damian did”

“Wrong. Several men constantly flirt with you and I hate it”

You rolled your eyes in annoyance and he growled playfully “Don’t roll your eyes at me, you know what happens when you do that”

Your loins burned with desire and a shiver of excitement ran down your spine as memories of you bent over his home office’s table flooded your mind. With a teasing smirk, you rolled your eyes again and soon felt the tingle of his burning slap on your ass cheek, beneath your checkered skirt.

“Do you really wanna play like that, princess?”

“Why not?” You challenged “Afraid you don’t have it in you anymore, daddy?”

“Cute” Finn chuckled before the smile died on his lips, leaving only a cold and sinister smirk plastered upon the flushed, pink flesh.

His calloused fingers found their way to the back of your neck, quickly squeezing the flesh between his fingers before pushing your torso down on his table. Your cheek rested against the coolness of the black wooden table, the warmth of his hand stood still on your nape as his free hand roamed around your backside.

“You think I don’t have what it takes to put you in your place, brat?” There was a hint of excitement and amusement on his voice that made you smile “I don’t know. You tell me, old man” You chuckled “Do you?”

“Old man?” He laughed, “That’s not what you say when I’m using that smart mouth as a cocksleeve though, is it?” Finn’s heavy hand met your soft skin, making your ass prickle underneath his palm “No” He smiled “If I remember correctly you beg like a bitch in heat for me to fuck you, to ruin your tight cunt and do with it as I please”.

Two loud, sharp slaps met your skin once more, making you wiggle on the table. Finn’s voice came closer to your ear as he spoke “What’s wrong, brat? Started something you can’t handle? Three little slaps and you’re already at the verge of begging me to stop?” With each word, Finn’s lips brushed against your ear shell and his warm breath made you shiver with need.

“N-no”

“N-no” He mocked “Look at you, trying so hard to sound convincing. Trying not to beg me to have mercy on you and just give you what you need” Finn rubbed his hard bulge against your ass, making you moan softly.

“My-my, would you look at that” He chuckled “It only takes a hard cock to make her break into a needy little slut”

“Please, daddy”

“Daddy? What happened to ‘old man’?” Finn laughed loudly before his hand dipped underneath your skirt to push your black lace panties to the side.

His forefinger slid through your folds, spreading your wetness from your entrance to your hidden, sensitive pearl. “Look how wet you are, brat. Tell me, what did this to you? Was it the three little slaps, the dirty talk, the hard cock or all of the above?”

Finn’s fingers dipped inside your void, filling you up in a way only he could do. A small, faint moan escaped your lips before you begged “Daddy, please” Your hand reached behind you to the zipper of his black jeans “Please give it to me”

He batted your hands away with a cackle as his grip on your neck loosened “Shut the fuck up”. You felt an emptiness inside you once Finn’s fingers left your core “Just shut your mouth, spread your legs and look pretty for daddy like a good fucktoy”.

Excitement filled your veins when you heard Finn unzipping his jeans. His hand cupped your ass before you felt him dragging his tip between your folds to lube it up. A soft “Please” escaped your lips and he chuckled “Quiet”.

The throbbing need was driving you insane, your nails sank into the wooden table, an attempt of grounding you and making you get some sort of control before Finn made you lose it completely.

His crown pushed through your walls, stretching them around his girth and he didn’t stop until he was buried deep in you. Low, faint moans left the both of you as he began to move “Good fucktoy” He praised “That’s how I like it: quiet and wet just for me” His growl made your walls clench around him.

The sound of skin slapping skin was deafening, sweat covered both of your bodies, soft pants and moans escaped you as he continued to work his way through your orgasm.

Your vision became blurred, your voice seemed to have disappeared and your body went limp beneath him on top of the table. You felt your walls furiously clenching around his cock, working their way through your high and at the same time trying to trigger his.

When Finn felt himself tiptoeing around his release, he took a step back and slid out of you with a chuckle “Oh no, no, no. Who said we’re done?” Two of his fingers replaced his cock inside you and you panted loudly as Finn finger fucked you at a frantic pace with a smile “No, we’re just getting started, brat. This ‘old man’ will put you back in your place”.

[screwpinecaprice]

My 2022 summary! links to the drawings featured:

January||February||March||April||May||June||July||August||September||October||November||December

My main drawing style (the one I do in standard commissions) is leading to a softer feel it seems. (Admittingly, whether that is a good direction or not is something I'm concerned about.)

All this time I was wondering why my anatomy seemed off and only while this grid was made did I finally figure what it was! I can't unsee it and I feel extremely bad for the people who commissioned the drawings with that flaw. hkafkdslh. :/ I am so sorry. orz I am really hoping it could pass off as just a stylistic anatomy. ;-;

Just a bit more rambling about plans under the cut

>  I've decided to completely discontinue subscription stuff. (The Patreon and Ko-fi subscriptions.) It's just, basically being paid a bunch of commissions (drawing rewards) in advance isn't a good arrangement for me. It gets me very antsy having a queue that are all already paid, and it's a little hard to focus on the current piece. (There are other causes as to why the patreon/ko-fi are being stopped. But I think that's the biggest reason.)    The patreon page will still be around until I posted all of the drawings I owe from the people there. Just no more new subscriptions this year.

>  I miiiiiight still be taking a few doodle/sketch requests though. This time for the general public. But, like, please don't expect much on that! That might get jinxed or something.

>  Due to a sudden major happening in real life, I'm considering making commissions a full time.

Wishful 2023, everybody! Best of luck this year! 🎉

[fatalfangirl]

It's the last day of 2022 and drawing some inspiration from @captain-aralias, I thought I'd look back at my participation in fandom over the past year.

Fics I Wrote Alone

Bound and Determined - Explicit - 52k (last 1/3 published in 2022)

Playing the Field - Explicit - 7k

The Payout - Mature - 500

Dead in Vegas - Mature - 8.7k

The Beautiful Game - Teen - 10k

More Than Friends - Explicit - 6.3k

Fic I Wrote With Others

Keep it Down - Explicit - 5.3k (~2k mine) with @whatevertheweather

Plus One - Teen - 9.8k (~4k mine) with @you-remind-me-of-the-babe

Fanart I Made

Embroidery for Local Hero by @basic-banshee and breadofgod

Embroidery for Brazen by @whatevertheweather

Embroidery for The Spanking Dream by @skeedelvee

Below are some thoughts, highlights, and favorite fics I read this year.

Overall Themes: Football and Sex

Looking at my fics from 2022, there are two clear themes that stand out: football and sex. Two fics heavily feature football (Playing the Field and The Beautiful Game) and only two fics are below a mature rating. What can I say? I'm here for a good time.

The year started out with me writing about soccer because in the prompt for Playing the Field, @aristocratic-otter (who I wrote this fic for) mentioned liking when writers dig into a topic they're familiar with. Soccer was such a huge part of my identity up into my mid late 20s when I eventually got too injured to continue playing. Going back to the sport, the feelings and community of it, through fics has been a way for me to reconnect with something I love but no longer participate in directly.

As for the sex... hahaha I just like smut, I guess. And I like exploring intimacy through the act of sex. My two longer fics Bound and Determined and More Than Friends (which isn't long yet, but will be) both play in that space.

The Good and the Bad of 2022

The Good: I completed multiple chaptered fics this year! I met fandom friends in Vegas!!

The Bad: I was too hard on myself and my writing, and I ended up burning out for a chunk of the summer.

The Long Story: I started off strong in this fandom with a fic that is more popular than I ever thought it would be. Then I struggled the rest of the year with coming up with the ability/motivation to finish another chaptered fic.

Dead in Vegas was never going to get the reception of Bound and Determined and I knew that going in, but I love this dumb action movie idea so I put a lot of pressure on myself to make it good. That blew up in my face. I already walk a fine line with loving/hating my own writing, but the way I overanalyzed everything in DiV started to make me feel like shit. So I took a break. I started reading more and making fanart through my embroidery.

I almost bailed on writing The Beautiful Game because I was still struggling with these questions of the quality of my writing, my ability to write within a desired timeframe, this concerned that "nothing will be as good as B&D." But I thought, hey, what if I just write these short scenes, nothing crazy, and I just allow myself to accept my writing as "good enough."

The Beautiful Game isn't that long, really, but it showed I could finish another chaptered project. Which in turn made me think I could give this friends with benefits idea I've been kicking around a go.

So I'm back at the end of the year feeling hopeful and inspired and being more kind to myself 🎉

Favorite Fics I Read This Year

In no particular order, here are the top 11 fics I read this year (I tried to narrow down to 10, I really did, but I couldn't!)

London Loves Us Only by imjusthereforthefreefood - Explicit - 47k - Why I love it: Gorgeous imagery. Intense longing. Cinematic writing.

A Pint's a Pound by @stillmadaboutpetra - Explicit - 32k - Why I love it: Extremely witty. Deranged thirst. Baking rivals!!

What's Left by @cutestkilla - Mature - 134k - Why I love it: Amazing narrative. Beauty within grief. Sid forever.

The Space In Between by @whatevertheweather - Mature - 101k - Why I love it: Darkly funny. Unapologetically raw. The BEST payoff.

The tears of Mummers House by @chen-chen-chen-again-chen - Teen - 4k - Why I love it: Beautiful in its simplicity. Clever characterization. Mama house 😭

Come and Get Me by @kherub - Explicit - 4.5k - Why I love it: Vivid imagery. Hot hot HOT. Feral Simon 🥵

Restoration Ecology by @captain-aralias - Explicit - 51k - Why I love it: Brilliant canon-divergence. Intimacy vs. sex. Intimacy AND sex.

He Who Fights Too Long Against Dragons... by @technetiumai - Teen - 16k - Why I love it: Incredible lore. Dragon Simon. Unexpectedly beautiful.

Local Hero by @basic-banshee and breadofgod - Teen - 57k - Why I love it: Sports as community. Quiet love. Iconic music.

Crosse My Heart by @creepyspice - Explicit - 4.6k - Why I love it: Sports as foreplay. Amazing characterization. HOT sex.

Ready or Not by @bookish-bogwitch - Explicit - 21k - Why I love it: Hilarious writing. Surprisingly emotional. Leans IN.

I've talked about all of these in more detail at one point or another in my Fic Rec Friday posts...which I need to be better about doing/tagging. (You can see all my recs here.)

Goals for 2023

Writing: The plan is finish both More Than Friends and Dead in Vegas next year, but my goal is to take my time and just allow myself to write as I can. Ease up on stressing over how slow I am to update. Beyond these two fics, I'd love to actually write my leashed-Simon B&D side story and maybe get around to that bareknuckle boxing fic.

Reading: I have such a back catalogue of fics to read! I've been sticking to shorter fics lately, but it's time to dig into the chaptered content that's been sitting on my tbr list. Many of my top fics I read this year are longer, chaptered stories. Time to get back on that train.

Community: Make more fanart! I'm getting more comfortable with embroidery and it has been fun finding ways to capture fics in that format. I'd also love to visit a few more folks/join meet ups. I had so much fun in Vegas this year and would love to see people again.

So there we have it. My first full year in the fandom comes to a close. Thank you for being part of this journey and here's to 2023!

[reidsaurora]

ofwilliamandwalter's birthday celebration challenge!!!

First of all, I just wanna say that I cannot believe that in a month's time, I will be entering the last year of my teen years. 18 has been rough (let's face it, most of my teen years were rough), but I'm so super excited for what 19 has in store for me!

That being said, I thought it would be fun for all of us to celebrate together! So, I came up with this challenge (it was inspired a little bit by @smurphyse's birthday challenge so shoutout there!) for all of us to celebrate! As always, I put my own lil Emmy twist on things and I'm super excited to see how it turns out!

So, Emmy, what's the challenge?

As you all know, I am lover of literature. I love reading any and every fanfic I can find on this app.

So, I'm challenging you guys to write something based on one (or more) of the prompts listed below!

The theme of course is:

BIRTHDAY 🥳🎉🥳🎉

Prompt Set #1 — One-Liners:

1. "I know it's not a cake, but it's the best I could do on such short notice."

2. "You've got frosting in your hair." or "You've got frosting on your face."

3. "What did you wish for?"

4. "Why didn't you tell anyone it was your birthday?"

5. "Hey... I brought you a slice of cake."

6. "Sorry if the decorations are a bit weird. They ran out of the ones we wanted to use."

7. "You look funny in a party hat."

8. "You have to make a wish when you blow out the candles!" - "My wish already came true—I have you in my life."

9. "I never cared for my birthday until I met you. Now each birthday reminds me of how grateful I am that we get to spend another year together."

10. "CELEBRATE ME! TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!" - "It's four in the morning." - "Yeah! I was born at four in the morning!"

Prompt Set #2 — Scenarios:

1. Person A is a grouch about their birthday so Person B decides to throw them a party with only their pet(s) present.

2. Person A got Person B's birthday wrong and spends the whole day pampering them. Person B finds it too adorable to say anything.

3. Person A has a crush on Person B for quite some time, so they take B's birthday as an opportunity to give them a present and show them that they care about them. B is surprised because they have never really noticed A before, but enjoys it all the more.

4. It's a tradition in the office that when it's someone's birthday, someone else brings a cake. Person A's birthday is coming up, and Person B finally sees their chance to make a move.

5. The party throwers made so much noise setting up the party that the police came before the person being surprised even arrived.

So, Emmy, what are the rules?

Anyone can join! No matter if you follow me or not, no matter if you're a writing account or not, no matter if you've ever even written a fic before. YOU CAN ALL JOIN!!!

All writing is allowed! There is no specific genre you have to stick to. Write what you love and we'll love it too!!

I like to keep things clean for the most part, but should you participate with a NSFW entry, please: HAVE YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO OR YOUR PINNED POST!! I will not be sharing any NSFW entries from ageless blogs.

Please include a summary, what pairing it is, content warnings, word count, and what prompt(s) you chose.

Pairing must be one of the following: Criminal Minds character x reader, Criminal Minds character x character, Supernatural character x reader, Supernatural character x character, or Lesley Smith-Juniment x reader!!!

There is no limit to how many times you can enter! If you have multiple ideas for multiple different prompts, please send them all!

Please share with all your writer friends! The more, the merrier!

All entries must be tagged "#ofwilliamandwalter's birthday challenge" so I can find them! I would also prefer to be tagged in them just in case I cannot find them under the tag!

Challenge ends: one month from now, on my birthday — August 2nd, 2022

Again, I wanna thank you all for being such lovely people! I can't wait to see everyone's beautiful creations and I hope you'll consider participating! It would make this birthday girl extremely happy :)

Feel free to send any questions, comments, or concerns about the challenge in a DM! I'm always here to answer 🥰

↳ icon in collage by @scrapbookspence (full birthday icon pack coming soon!)

↳ other pictures featured in the collage are from pinterest. all rights go to the original owners.

↳ birthday dividers by @firefly-graphics

↳ tagging some of my moots who write!: @lunar-affection @rupurts-morgue03 @writer-in-theory @roguereid @fortheloveofwonderland @andiebeaword @samuel-de-champagne-problems @spookydrreid @arsonhotchner @foxy-eva @radiant-reid @one-sweet-gubler @lukeclvez @pretty-boys-book-club @letarasstuff @1234-angelika @wifeyreid @kbakery @sultrypotter @ellcsgreenaway @hotched @spencebunny @1967chevys @reidsbookclub

Prompts featured are from the following posts:

↳ "10 Birthday Prompts" by @youneedsomeprompts

↳ "Birthday Prompts 2021" by @seaside-writings

↳ "Birthday Prompts 🍰" by @creativepromptsforwriting

↳ "Birthday Prompts" by @mangoofthesea

↳ "Birthday Prompts!!" by @dialogue4urocs

[catgrassplantdad]

I'm not gonna do a roundup of all the work I loved from 2022 since it would take forever and many of you have already done it and I very much endorse those existing lists (I'm also afraid I'm going to forget something), but I am going to say that one of the best parts of my year was finding this community. It's been said before but it's worth repeating: this fandom is so welcoming. It's encouraging and supportive, it's an overall positive space, and it does feel like a community. If the vibes weren't so lovely I never would've felt comfortable sharing my thoughts and headcanons and then finally venturing into fic. It's something I never thought I'd do. But you guys made me feel like it was something worth trying if I wanted to. And then I did! And it was so fun that I kept doing it!

The fic I've read this year is some of the best I've read in my life. The writers in this fandom have taken this incredible source material, this amazing show with totally compelling characters, and have made something even more beautiful by creating all these different ways for these characters to persist. Canon compliant and divergent and alternate universes alike, I am in awe of all of you and your imaginations. I think we have one of the richest collections of fic anywhere, but what can I say, I'm a little biased.

Gifs, art, headcanons, fic, smutty AUs that have taken on a life of their own, it's all kept me so well-fed this year. That, and the interactions I get to have with you all. I'm so thankful for you folks. You're all magical. Thank you for being the way that you are. I wish you all the best in the New Year, friends! ✨🎉💜🧡

[tennessoui]

1, 17, 19, 38, 42, 43, 50 🎉💜🍆💜🎉

bless <3<3<3

1. First things first, did you have a good year?

I think so!! nothing groundbreaking, but I'm much more involved in my life now than I was back in February/March, if that makes sense!! I lurked a lot in obikin fandom before ever posting, which just meant that I read a lot but then never really commented or interacted which is nice, but it was lonely too (mostly also because i've been a fandom lurker for different fandoms since like 2013). so at least even though not many leaps and bounds were made in my personal life, i got y'all!!

17. Did you make any big permanent changes this year?

I really really really really wanted to get a tattoo. so far that hasn't happened because more important, expensive things would happen like a day before i was planning to schedule a consultation, but i still really really want another tattoo, so here's hoping that in 2022 i will get one!!!!

19. What was one nice thing you did for yourself?

I answered this here!

38. What was the best moment of the year for you?

In June, I moved out of the place I was living with two of my best friends, which was sad, but we moved one of us into a place just down the street and prepped the other one for her move a few states away. I think it's one of the only goodbyes that was sad but that didn't feel like the ending of something important---just a different sort of continuation. it made the whole moving experience much more fun i think, and a stand out moment this year <3

42. What are you most proud of accomplishing?

Fic/fandom feels like the thing that's popping quickest into my head, so: I've written almost 500k on ao3 and that feels big!! especially since i started writing in april! it's nice to care about something so much you pour 500k into it

43. What have you learned about yourself this year that you didn’t know in the years prior?

Ooo this is such a good question....I think that I am just...very much like a person that can make friends pretty easily? I feel like i already knew that a bit, but this year I was just meeting people on the street who are now some of my closest friends, which i think is cool of me idk !!

50. What do you wish for yourself?

oh!! ive been thinking about this lately!! i really want a plant!! they can just be expensive and needy and im already both those things :< and also one of them lady finger chairs??? i know it won't cure my depression or fundamentally change who i am but i keep thinking it MIGHT

oh and health and happiness and completed fan fics and money and shit i guess too. but mostly the plant and the ladyfinger chair

send me a number from this list of New Year questions

[peculiarmindset]

The Chinese Firecracker Fart - This is an exceptional multiple noted fart identified by the number, and variety of its noises, mostly pops and bangs. Often when you think it is all over, it still has a few pops and bangs to go. In friendly company this one can get applause. Uncommon.

*This is the third and the final part of ‘The Biggest Fart Ever’ Trilogy (I don’t even know how this ended up as a trilogy- I swear I never planned for it to be- it just happened, lol). So I suggest you read my other two stories first of you haven’t already: ‘The Biggest Fart in the World Fart’ and ‘The Sonic Boom Fart’.

This is my fic for New Years (I posted my Christmas fic yesterday so make sure to read it in case you haven’t yet). I’m posting it early cause I’m gonna take a short break from tumblr this week. I’ll also be busy celebrating on New Year’s Eve, but on New Year’s Day I’ll be back and I will be posting the first chapter of my long-awaited second HP story! So please enjoy (heads up: the story below is a bit NSFW) and see you all in 2022! 😘🎇🎉🎊🎍🧧🎆

“Oh, Draco. I-urrp! Oh, excuse me. But I’m so glad you suggested to travel for New Years this year.” Harry sighed as he and Draco came back to their hotel room.

For New Years, Draco suggested that the couple go to Paris, France to celebrate the upcoming year.

Harry had been a bit hesitant at first, due to they usually celebrated the holidays with their friends and family, but now he was glad that he agreed to go- not only was France beautiful during the New Years, but he loved having his husband to himself to celebrate with just the two of them.

The married couple had just came back from enjoying the celebrations going on in town, where the Arc De Triumphe at Place Charles de Gaulle was.

They had feasted on a wide variety of foods and drinks while receiving warm greetings of “Bonnes fêtes de fin d’année!” (which was a pre-welcoming to the New Years that literally meant “Happy end of the year celebrations”) from the shopkeepers and townsfolk alike.

After they ate their fill of France’s traditional New Year’s cuisines such as foie gras, oysters and plenty of champagne, they decided that they had enough of the crowds and headed back to their hotel room to welcome the new year together.

The hotel they had booked was very high class and was the located right in the area where the epicenter of France’s New Year’s Party was- The Champs-Elysées.

In fact, their hotel room had the perfect view of the Eiffel Tower, which was known to display a light show at the stroke of midnight for New Years.

The couple went straight to their bedroom, snogging on top of their bed, groping each other fervently as they enjoyed the feel of having one another in their arms.

“Hmm…I love being in France. It gives me the perfect reason to french kiss you anytime I want to.” Harry grinned as he did just that.

Draco chuckled when his tongue was finally released from the other’s delicious playing. “Mmm…as if you need a reason to snog me, Mr. Malfoy-Potter. Urrp! Oh, excusez moi!” Draco blushed as small burp came out unexpectedly.

Even though he had vowed just last week to never eat too much during the holidays, Draco once again overindulged for the New Years- consuming everything that the streets and little shops offered, and especially took second helpings of their sweets.

But Draco couldn’t help it- they were in France for Merlin’s sake!

Harry grinned as he felt Draco pressing their groins together suggestively. “You’re absolutely right, Mr. Malfoy-Potter and did I mention that you speaking french is so sexy.” Draco smirked as he pulled their lips together again.

They both continued to snog until things started to gradually heat up between them.

Pulling away once more, Harry caught his breath, lifting his arms when Draco began to remove his shirt.

Just as Draco was unbuttoning his own top the blond noticed the time on the small clock on their bedside table. “Oh, it’ll be midnight soon. Let’s open the curtains so we can see the fireworks.” He told Harry.

Harry nodded excitedly. “Yeah! I bet it’ll be great welcoming the new year with me balls deep inside of you while the fireworks are going off around us.” He said in a sultry voice.

Draco gave him a heated grin. “And if I wanted to come inside of you instead?”

Harry winked. “I’m open to anything, dear.”

As Draco got up from the bed to get the curtains, he suddenly paused when he felt his stomach give a loud gurgle.

Cheeks reddening, Draco slowly sat back down on the bed.

“Draco?” Harry called out to him, sitting on the bed with only his boxers on as he raised a questioning eyebrow at the other. Draco avoided his eyes as the blond briefly debated whatever was on his mind.

Sighing, Draco decided to just bite the snitch- there was no way he was gonna make it to the loo in time- and said, “I have to…fart.” He haltingly admitted, thinking he was probably more tipsy than he thought since he had just confessed to his husband about his gassy situation.

Harry was able to hear the soft admittance and perked up at the other’s words. “Really?”

Draco grumbled under his breath, mostly about how he really should stop binging during the holidays, and nodded reluctantly.

“Well…” Harry gestured, giving Draco the okay to proceed. Draco sighed again and just gave him a pout.

BrrrrrrrrrrrRRRTTTTT!

Draco’s fart started off normally, very bubbly, then slowly the volume picked up and ended on a raspberry note.

Harry giggled as Draco’s face was nearly a tomato red at that point. “That wasn’t so bad- doesn’t even hold a candle to the one you let out during Christmas or even Thanksgiving.” Harry pointed out, trying to make his husband feel better.

Draco harrumphed as he pushed off the bed to finally deal with those curtains. “It’s still embarrassing!” He whined, sending a glare as Harry continued to giggle.

Never mind- with the level of embarrassment he was feeling, Draco was without a doubt sober. He now actually wished he was drunk to forget this moment.

Returning to the bed, Draco quickly rid of his clothes and thrown himself over Harry’s body, quickly silencing Harry’s giggles with his lips.

“Okay, I call top first.” Draco ordered, shoving Harry’s boxers off.

Harry grinned as he opened his legs wide and welcomed his lover willingly. “That’s fine with me.”

Afterwards, they both gasped, panting hard as they caught their breaths.

Getting down from their highs, they both smiled lovingly at one other as they waited for their bodies to recover from their climax before they began round two.

Slipping out of Harry, Draco grinned when Harry made an incoherent noise as a wet ‘pop’ could be heard.

Moving off of Harry and going on his side, they both cuddled on the bed as they exchanged more sloppy kisses and touches between them.

“Mmm…okay, my turn.” Harry pushed himself up and moved on top Draco now.

Just as Draco opened his legs, the alarm from the clock inside their room went off, alerting them that it was nearly midnight soon.

“Oh time for the countdown.” Draco noted as he looked back to Harry and pulled the other closer. “Shall we start the new year with you inside of me?” He winked.

Harry beamed as he nodded his head hard. “Can’t think of a better way to welcome the year, love.”

10…

9…

Harry put his hands on Draco’s hips as he looked down to see Draco’s pucker looking very inviting for his member to come inside.

8…

7…

Draco had his own arms wrapped around the back of Harry’s neck, his stomach bubbling in anticipation as Harry happily counted down to New Years out loud.

6…

5…

4…

Draco started to realize that his belly was bubbling a little too much for it only to be out of anticipation.

Harry didn’t notice Draco starting to frown as he brought himself closer to his husband.

3…

Draco’s eyes widened in horror as he felt a bubble drop down to his bum, just as he felt Harry’s cock press against his hole.

2…

1…

“Happy new year.” Harry whispered, touching his lips to Draco’s.

But suddenly Harry found their lips being ripped apart as Draco shoved him away.

“What-“ Harry began but suddenly stopped as he met with horrified grey eyes staring back widely at him.

And then the sound of fireworks went off outside…

…or what Harry thought were coming from outside.

PHHHHBBBBBLLLTT! BLLLRRTT! BRAP! BRAP! PPRRRTTT! PPRRRTT….

Feeling something warm against him, Harry looked away from Draco’s horrorstruck expression to look down and saw Draco’s arsehole opened wide as it let out large amounts of gas from within.

Draco farted.

No, Draco was currently farting.

And that was putting it lightly.

What was coming out of his husband wasn’t just a cacophony of flatus, nor was it a symphony of gas like the previous two farts that Harry had the privilege to witness before.

No, this was even more monumental than all of those farts put together.

This was a fireworks display in and of itself- a sheer pandemonium of pure flatulence.

As the lights and sparkles from the fireworks bursting outside lit up the night sky from their hotel window, France’s fireworks display had nothing on the show that Harry was experiencing from his husband at that moment.

The exploding sounds that erupted from Draco derrière overshadowed the fireworks outside. All that Harry’s ears could hear was the pops and bangs as every single fart was shot out, loud and proud, and in quick succession as there was no stop in between.

The sounds of TOOTS and POOTS, the more nastier sounds of BLOOPS and BLORPS, and with a massive SPLURRRT at one point that Harry could have sworn left Draco’s pucker questioningly moist, was all that penetrated Harry’s ears.

The stench of his husband’s gas was simply indescribable.

It was to the point that Harry’s nose had literally broke or had shut down, which was a good thing since if it turned back on, Harry would have definitely been upchucking all the French pastries and the escargots that he had eaten that day.

But his mind was able to register the deep stench of pungent rotten cheese and pure shit in the air. Any more than that, was something Harry simply could not find the right words to describe how powerful the smell it was.

And this time, it wasn’t only the sounds and smells that Harry was witnessing- he was now able to actually look and feel Draco’s farts against him as well.

Harry could see the muscles of Draco’s abdomen working as it tightened whenever an incoming fart was about to erupt, and then the muscles would relax once the fart was released. This was also the same for his bumcheeks- Harry watched Draco’s pale globes tightened then relax in an almost rhythmic session.

Draco’s hole opened wide with every fart that came out, the inside dark but Harry was amazed that it looked as if Draco’s arse had a mouth of its own and was literally shouting, no, belching out air!

At particularly long farts, Draco’s arse hole would stay wide open, and Harry could swear that he could see it shake around the edges.

And the feel of it was what affected Harry the most out of all the sensations.

Every single fart that Draco gave off, his arse released hot air that Harry could feel caress his own body, feeling the gas seep through him, warming him up.

It was a strange feeling that even though they were in the middle of winter, Harry felt as if he were in a sauna right now.

When Draco’s gas slowly died down and Harry saw his husband’s pucker closed itself tight up again, Harry was left completely speechless.

He looked up at his husband’s face and saw the expression of sheer relief mixed with deep horror at what had occurred. Draco looked just as speechless as Harry did right now.

“Drac-“ Harry started, but quickly stopped when Draco gripped his right arm tightly.

“Nnghhh!” Draco’s mortified face twisted painfully as he involuntarily grunted out loud.

BRAP-BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

And Harry could see exactly when Draco’s arsehole opened wide once more, apparently not as done as they both had initially thought.

And this time, it was not only filled with more pops and bangs, but the farts coming out this second round were similar to the first two holiday farts- long, wet, spluttering and downright massive.

“Uh, nngh..ngh! Uhhh…” This time, Harry could clearly hear the soft grunts and moans that Draco quietly let out, as more gas forced its way out of him.

It was like there were no holds back any longer- his inner dementors all wanted to come out and Draco was powerless to stop them otherwise.

When finally this all came to a stop once more, Harry this time stared quietly at his husband, prepared to see if more was about to come out.

And come out it did- in one final burst of flatus for its concluding finale.

“UNNNGGGHHH!” Draco let out a loud, guttural growl and his entire body was straining as he bore down.

PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTT!

Harry saw Draco’s hole open up the widest that he had ever seen it open, as it howled loudly up to the skies, in a cry of pure vulgarness and freedom.

The final fart left no room for any thought, taking up everything around it and leaving nothing left in its wake.

As silence finally settled around the both of them, they both laid there, exhausted (even Harry, and he wasn’t even the one farting!)

It took some time for the couple to put themselves back together after that extraordinary display of flatulence, both of them just staring at the other in a daze.

Draco had closed his eyes right when it was all over, just waiting like a prisoner waiting for his death sentence, not brave enough to look at what Harry’s reaction would be to his most shameful, disgusting display right in their bed for the other to actually experience full on with him.

When he suddenly heard slow clapping, Draco opened his eyes immediately and stared at his husband, who was the source of the sound, in confusion.

Harry was beaming at him, his lovely green eyes wide in wonder. “That was…Merlin, Dray. Not only the farts itself but your entire body that was able to produced all that gas….that was BLOODY BRILLIANT!”

Harry gave his baffled husband a sheepish look. “I think I may have a fart fetish after all.” He added, finally accepting it as fact.

And with that, Draco couldn’t help but burst out in laughter.

Harry grinned at his hysterical husband, waiting as he watched the blond flail around the bed, holding himself due to laughing so hard.

Draco got a hold of himself again, still laughing a bit but was no longer looking like a maniac.

As Harry reached up to wipe away the blond’s tears (tears from his earlier laughter and out of pure relief that Harry wouldn’t indeed divorce him after all) Draco smiled widely at Harry. “I can’t believe I married such a madman. But I guess I’m not surprised at all, you barmy, beautiful wanker.” He said, shaking his head in disbelief.

Instead of fighting against it anymore, Draco decided right then and there to just accept his fate and just be grateful that his truly horrendous flatulence at least wasn’t a turn off for the love of his life.

Slytherin through and through, Draco might as well just use this to his advantage for the future.

Harry chuckled along with Draco as they both hugged one another tightly. “Great! Well, now that you know that I don’t find your farts gross nor that you don’t find me gross for actually liking it, shall we continue celebrating the new year together?”

Draco gave him a warm smile as he leaned in to kiss Harry gently on the lips as he nodded. “Of course. But I call top again this time too. My arsehole is still smarting from earlier.”

They both giggled as they knew exactly what hard obstacles Draco’s bum had just gone through. “No problem, love. Come here.” Harry opened himself to the other.

As Draco moved his body over Harry, Harry smiled as he opened his arms and legs to invite his husband inside him once more.

“Happy New Year, Draco.” Harry told him as he wrapped his arms around the other.

“Happy New Year, Harry.” Draco returned the smile and they both leaned forward to capture their lips into their first of many kisses as they celebrated the brand new year together.