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#i almost threw UP
taintedcigs · 8 months
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salt & vinegar chips are DISGUSTINGGGGG.
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lenny-zesty · 9 days
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i think the judge thought i was 3 wet cats in a dress suit because she was so nice to me compared to everyone else
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reyreadersblog · 2 months
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I finished two can keep a secret...
I've never felt more sick after reading the last sentence...
"I thought she was your mother"
WHAT?😨🤢
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barbarian-angel · 2 months
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Just watched the latest episode of Make Some Noise. I have never laughed so hard. I don’t think I breathed for most of the episode. I feel like I’m going to cry from residual hysterics. Anyway, if you can access Dropouts.tv go check out Brennan, Lou, and Jacob I don’t know, come together in perfect harmony of comedy. Synergy in action.
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detentiontrack · 3 months
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I just took my saphris (it’s sublingual aka dissolves under the tongue) and my tongue, inside my cheeks, and my lips are completely numb. Is this normal
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husband · 8 months
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the megamind sequel looks so bad megaminders it's so over
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delusionalblfan · 5 months
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When I tell you I am much more excited about pit babe season 2 than the fact that I am actually progressing on my career...my parents would be so disappointed if they knew my priorities
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probably2zjeb · 6 months
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I'm sick guys 😔😔😔 (at least I don't have to go to school😜) and now I can find more photos of eric! 😘
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sawyerspookie · 4 months
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I made a cake with @spiralstatic29 for my birthday a while ago and I didn’t post it 😭😭😭😭
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neige-de-mars · 29 days
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Highlight of the day: homeless mf came into the office and left everything covered in shit
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Fun Fact: I took this picture, and five seconds later the wind blew my manga into the pool 🥲
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fatherforgivethem · 10 months
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There is nothing that makes me sob more violently than finishing the hunger games books.
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icraveangst · 6 months
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I've just tried peanut butter today and... how do the Americans eat this THING?
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thiagodasilva · 3 months
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r*naldo assisting Bruno? how does this match manage to get uglier
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ih8bb · 1 year
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did this grown man just call himself daddy?
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mmmm fuzzy headed
I love how dizzy I am
I like not thinking much and having a daddy/mommy take care of me <3
I like drinking and love that Im a lightweight
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