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teaboot · 1 year ago
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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ennonzi · 2 years ago
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The ox cart scene 🍁
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he-is-everything-11 · 1 year ago
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“turns out being on the receiving end of henry’s royal authority is an extreme fucking turn-on. he thinks, as he’s hauled into a bruising kiss, that he’ll never forgive himself for it”
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Gif credit @sheisraging
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sourkreem · 3 months ago
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Commission samples!
A few of the commissions I've done so far!
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DMs are open if you're interested!
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heretherebedork · 1 month ago
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🐧 run!!! 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
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sentrysapper · 9 months ago
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raccoon-crown · 8 months ago
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OMODROID
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Just something I made from @galaxylover06 lovely OC OMODROID!
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rrr-mmmm · 9 months ago
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"We are a family?"
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redyarns · 17 days ago
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Title: caught in the undertow
Rating: E
Chapter(s): 6/?
Relationship(s): Optimus Prime/Megatron, Sentinel Prime/Bumblebee
Summary:
When Megatron, leader of the rebellion, escaped from prison, everybot knew one thing, and one thing only: he stole an innocent with him.
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"I'm not a sheep, how dare you!" Orion hissed, bristling at the insult.
"Oh, really?" Megatron drawled. His red optics glanced up again, and Orion's glossa went dry.
Scrap.
Who knew the cruel and ruthless leader of the blasphemous rebellion was so... handsome?
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currentlyincognitoperson · 1 year ago
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"...although you did skip a bunch of levels by crafting staircases. Clever, sure... But not very honorable." I am on five hp, I have eaten every single piece of food I've brought, and I'm lucky to be alive. WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN HONOR MF
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shayziee · 1 year ago
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They forgor the paddles. Now they're stuck
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chaoticklesblog · 1 year ago
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Oh my God. My husband was tickling me last night, and he kept his hands on my tummy while I would giggle and squirm nervously. He'd actually stop tickling me for a few moments and keep his hands still so all I could do was laugh in pure anticipation and while he was keeping his hands still and I started squirming this man actually chuckled at me and said "that's right, you BETTER be nervous." Like I'm sorry, excuse me, what the fuck?
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nosazabalus · 4 months ago
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“Honor isn’t dead as long as he live in the hearts of men!”
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he-is-everything-11 · 1 year ago
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'Why do you care?'
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'If only I could tell you, the silent echoes of my heart Screams your Name. Yet my lips are bound by silence. If only I could speak the words unsaid. In the chapters of longing, my love for you unfolds. A Tale of Pain and Heartache.'
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motionless-in-blue-socks · 1 year ago
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you do NOT WANT TO HEAR THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
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dog1teeth · 11 months ago
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what drawing on discord whiteboard with a sonic fan does to a mf
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