#i almost died

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[ennonzi]

The ox cart scene 🍁

[he-is-everything-11]

“turns out being on the receiving end of henry’s royal authority is an extreme fucking turn-on. he thinks, as he’s hauled into a bruising kiss, that he’ll never forgive himself for it”

Gif credit @sheisraging

[sourkreem]

Commission samples!

A few of the commissions I've done so far!

DMs are open if you're interested!

[sentrysapper]

[raccoon-crown]

OMODROID

Just something I made from @galaxylover06 lovely OC OMODROID!

[rrr-mmmm]

"We are a family?"

[currentlyincognitoperson]

"...although you did skip a bunch of levels by crafting staircases. Clever, sure... But not very honorable." I am on five hp, I have eaten every single piece of food I've brought, and I'm lucky to be alive. WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN HONOR MF

[shayziee]

They forgor the paddles. Now they're stuck

[chaoticklesblog]

Oh my God. My husband was tickling me last night, and he kept his hands on my tummy while I would giggle and squirm nervously. He'd actually stop tickling me for a few moments and keep his hands still so all I could do was laugh in pure anticipation and while he was keeping his hands still and I started squirming this man actually chuckled at me and said "that's right, you BETTER be nervous." Like I'm sorry, excuse me, what the fuck?

[nosazabalus]

“Honor isn’t dead as long as he live in the hearts of men!”

[motionless-in-blue-socks]

you do NOT WANT TO HEAR THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

[he-is-everything-11]

'Why do you care?'

'If only I could tell you, the silent echoes of my heart Screams your Name. Yet my lips are bound by silence. If only I could speak the words unsaid. In the chapters of longing, my love for you unfolds. A Tale of Pain and Heartache.'

[dog1teeth]

what drawing on discord whiteboard with a sonic fan does to a mf

[datlokibumtho]

Me: "Do you honestly think Rengoku bottoms?"

Fiance: "I guess not."

Me: "At least, not in the stuff I look at."

Fiance: "I'm surprised by that,"

Me: ?

Fiance: "considering Akaza already impaled him once."

And then I died

[sonderwrit]

finally decorated my FC room on my alt with help from this no-floating housing tutorial (Asian resort) by Mary on youtube!

first time i did any housing and it took me 12 hours when the video was only 22 mins long...sobs...

blooper reel:

figuring out these lights took me an HOUR (i was putting them so they stuck to the roof or something, instead of just the stage panels) oh...and yeah im that weirdo who plays with RDFG movement keys so i have more room to keybind job skills... >u>;;

the one time i tried too hard, misclicked things, and killed my roof (it was faster to restart and luckily i only had to do this uhhh....2-3 times. all because of misclicking those imitation sunlights arrgghhhhh)

trying to squeeze out the most room u can to SEE things while u have 2 menus to wrangle with in housing

it was an amazing experience but trying to line up everything and NOT select the wrong thing was nuts and im happy enough to replicate the tutorial house

now im gonna take a looooooong vacation in it and never! build anything again!! thank you!!*

*unless someone puts up a really nice water feature/fairy forest (that i like, i've seen some but ehhh)/rainy indoors tutorial