#i almost pissed my pants
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when the yaoi pill hits
#myart#chiaki morisawa#midori takamine#tetora nagumo#shinobu sengoku#enstars#i cant sleep sos baller if u see this u were rlly quiet for like a couple minutes and then u snored rlly loud and it scared me so bad#i almost pissed my pants
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Please enjoy these pictures of a lovely praying mantis that I took while I was accidentally standing directly on the tail of a 5 foot timber rattlesnake
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doodled him in 2 of my fits during a dnd session
#idk why he looks pissed thats just how he turned out :skull#my art#danny fenton#almost all my pants have paint stains#and i will die before i give up my clown coloured shoes#welcome back to another episode of: lancteu cant keep his art consistent!#danny phantom
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here’s a section of a kyle fanvid i found from 14 years ago that has the funniest possible photo and song combination i think i have ever seen
#sent this exact thing in the discord but im not kidding when i say this almost made me piss my pants#so im putting it here too#i can’t get over this. maybe ever#kyle gallner#videos#my posts
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hey. did anyone else see this too
#inside job#inside job spoilers#i woke up and almost pissed my pants cuz i had to prove to myself i wasnt crazy before peeing#this is a pic of my tv. i watched several trailers online and this moment is replaced w/ that quick one of the pope#why? did anyone else see this on netflix??#WHAT DOES IT MEAN????#oh and also i didnt get a pic so ‘context’ rand holograms into ab#tamiko looks gorgeous in that dress#i need to get dressed but. charlie daying bitches
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Men at the gym are just children, who have tantrums.
Like sir you do not have to scream so loud on your last set.
#🙄#anya’s psa#like I don’t scream I just pant#can’t yall do the same#it’s cringe af#lols idk y im this pissed#just shows I’m almost on my period
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Me coming up covered in blood: I have another au idea
#empty thoughts#Of course it's Lance centric and of course he mc fuckin loses it™ in this. Who do take me for?#It's like time loop au#But everytime a loop happens something in the universe Changes™#And those Changes™ carry on into the later loops until they change too#It's to the point that the reality becomes completely unrecognizable#(like imagine game of telephone. And how the word is completely changed by the end. Something like that)#And Lance kinda gets kicked out of the Narrative™ as he begans to call it in the earlier loops#Like he is Still there as a presence and he could interact with vld team and people in their dreams or when they are about to die#but he can't do anything else except watch (for now. He will be able to do things later and my god will he do a lot of things)#Others remember from time to time. Or atleast realize they are in a time loop#Sometimes the loops end happily sometimes tragedy and so on annd so forth#End goal here is that eventually the universe changes so much it's almost fairy tale esque and Lance becomes the grim reaper#I was inspired by puss in boots last wish specifically Death from that movie#I want Lance to hunt someone for sport and make people piss their pants by whistling a funky little tune#Is that too much to ask??#Ship of theseus au#<- au name for now
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new album from the weeknd!!! also the last album killing myself
#i am so excited for the roll out of this album#hold your heart is gonna be on the album i almost pissed my pants hearing it on his lil video yesterday
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Ugh- the school infirmary takes ten thousand years I really shouldn’t forget my pain relief pills 💀😭 I take them like three times a week for my migraines lmaooooo why did I forgetttt
#shitpost#I have migraines yipeee it’s been at it for hours I just felt way too confident to ignore it#but hey look I almost pissed my pants cuz I couldn’t feel the fall of nature against my fucking head#at this point I worry abt the side effects of how much med I take monthly 💀💀💀
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favourite things about S3 so far...
Being able to actually dance *with* other sims
my sim wanting to kiss literally everyone she befriends
being able to use alpha cc without it looking uncanny
different kinds of bars and lounges and the added detail of the different types of drinks and food at each one
astro sign compatibility (wish it actually contributed to trait points like sims 1 tho)
subway stations!
wishes (when they are actually relevant)
stylist career!!
the fact that "make silly face" works with literally everyone lmfaoo
service sims actually show up no matter the lot type as long as the object is there (some of my cc is making all of them take their shirts off tho and idk why lol)
#simblr#the sims 3#ts3#sims 3#im gonna edit my screenshots and post them soon!!#that being said i really miss the different options on the shower and bath from the sims 4... and cooking categories and painting categorie#also i hate to say it. i miss emotions. feel like my sim isnt really affected by her moodlets unless she's about to piss her pants#i miss emotional social interactions and stuff#and i know this is a more recent addition to the sims 4 but i really miss the relationship panel and sentiments they added.#i have yet to see how sims 3 handles it but sentiments made my relationships feel so much more unique#both have their high points! enough talking its almost 2 am#ooc
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The spiderverse movies are warrior cats animatics for men who wear ironic t shirts
#and closeted millennials#I had to piss the whole movie and thought at least they’ll be a nice ending since I hadn’t seen the first one and there wasn’t and I almost#peed my pants
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Oh divine intervention give me the power to write the most important email of my fucking life
#not even an exaggeration the more I think about it#I graduate in my and I’m trying to work up the courage to email my old supervisor and ask for my job back#I interned a year ago and I think he really liked me but we haven’t spoken since#my brothers intern company contacted him and when I found out what they were offering him I almost pissed my pants#maybe stem was the better choice girlies#but now I’m feeling the pressure again to figure out what I’m doing#the only thing I’m sure of is I am NOT moving back home#and if I get my old job back my life is set#dream city. engaging work enviroment. not the best pay but livable#and surrounded by opportunities to better my craft and snag an actual animation job#and all I gotta do is send 1 email
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I'm going to see Käärijä live later this summer 🥹💚
#personal#I'm already shitting and pissing my pants#I might have spent almost a 100€ on festival tickets just to see him oops#but!!! the good company will make it worth every penny 💚#and käärijä himself ofc but I wouldn't have bought the ticket if it wasn't for my new friends
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bobby is glockenspiel player representation in media
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE MALL
#almost pissed my fucking pants they had summ:er#they only had one copy too i instantly ran up to the register
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I didn't notice bounty hunters found me when I was rummaging through the UFO shack until one of them went "No mater where you go we will find you" and it was the most terrifying experience I've had in the game so far
#almost pissed my pants cuz i couldn't see shit and didn't realise it was just bounty hunters until my rational brain kicked in#my anxious gremlin brain thought it was the aliens 😂😂#strange visitor core??
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