#Is that too much to ask??

[wr1ghtw0rth]

A small follow up to this

Phoenix just wants to stay like this so he can listen to Miles' heart beating ;×;

[indybob]

I miss them so bad you don’t understand

GIF credit: @agreatandhonorablesoldier

[everywherenothere]

JESUS CHRIST I KNOW WE ALL FIND SYLUS HOT BUT CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE OTHER THINGS ASIDE FROM SMUT?!!!????

[steviesbicrisis]

Some will tell you it’s Ron Swanson and Jean Ralphio but me and Fellow intellectuals know that it is actually Jim Hopper and Steve Harrington.

[mimiscappinisideblog]

I made spoopy doodles :D

[hybridshaverisen]

✨Manifesting a daily life of Eclipse✨

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: What would you say is your greatest strength? No modesty please.

Roman: My acting

Virgil: Assessing any situation for risk

Patton: Being kind

Janus: Balancing work and fun

Remus: One time I farted for so long I was surprised that my butt didn’t have to stop and catch its breath…

Everyone:

Logan: Well it’s been 5 minutes, I think we’re all due for a break—

[rhaenella]

Ensign Jack Crusher in Star Trek: Picard’s “The Last Generation” 💫

[lanawinterscigarettes]

I swear to god if there are no toymaker x reader fics after the latest doctor who episode I'm gonna be so mad. dont make me write them myself, yall. cause ill do it

[osrsplayer-derogatory]

currently obsessing over the thought of using my boyfriend as a stress toy. pulling him against me and kissing him rough while I grab his ass; pulling off his clothes and pinning him to the bed.. groping his tits and forcing his legs open for me before pounding every bit of stress I have into him for hours.

[dimpletheheck]

I know you want to.

Me as a silly lil creature (mentally unwell)

[indybob]

[y-rhywbeth2]

On the note about multiclass builds, I'm considering doing a strange run where I multiclass all the origin characters. I know not why. Anybody got suggestions for multiclassing the characters who aren't Astarion? Without changing their stats via Withers, nor getting rid of their initial class, and preferably in ways that fit their characters. Doesn't actually have to be optimised, fit their stats well or be even remotely useful. Ideally every class should be in the party.

I'm pretty committed to Astarion's current headband of intellect powered assassin/wizard murder-machine set up. He'll be so good at wizardly hubris, however much he complains magic is boring.

Wyll goes ranger of his own volition, so I could use that. He's traveled alone, and has the 2e obligatory-good-aligned-ranger nature hero thing going for him, though I do feel bard vibes from him. Also the classic paladin vibes, but those are still holy warriors in realmslore and I don't think he's swearing himself to any gods or other powers right now, he's got enough with Mizora.

Shadowheart I'm considering rogue, even though we've already got one. I could kinda feel sorcerer but none of the subclasses are fitting.

Gale can't be a cleric of Mystra, their connection being on fire aside, he is not terribly good at her doctrine of 'avoid hubris and seek magic less the more power you have' atm. Maybe Karlach and Lae'zel can teach him to hit things and he can make up for physical stats with spells... EDIT: Orrrr the disruption of the orb and the damage it causes the Weave could cause his magic to occur as wild magic, so wizard/wild mage was a good suggestion.

[cosmic-d1ce]

Q!Slime is such a genuinely tragic character

He's talked about his bad childhood and how it affected the way he raised Flippa, he wanted to treat her well but this is the best he can do. He never had a good model, but he knows he was hurt by what his father did to him. His parenting is a toned down version of his father's parenting.

He was not a good dad but he tried his best and he loved his daughter. Accepted her with no problems when she came out, provided for her through any means necessary. He made a literal deal with the devil for his daughter's safety. He gave everything to her, all the food he had, even when he was starving, every resource went to making her safe and happy.

Everything he's done was out of love, and later grief.

Mariana was never a good spouse, but Charlie trusted him. Charlie thought that Mariana could be trusted alone with their daughter. He put so much trust in him and the next day, his daughter was laying dead in the house they made together, the bed he made for her.

Not only was his daughter dead, it was his wife that did it. They swore, "until death do we part" but Charlie could've never imagined the death that would part them would be their daughter's. Everything he loved and cared about was gone so quickly, taken like it was nothing. But it was everything to him. His home, his wife, his daughter. They were everything to him.

And his grief was so dangerous, Flippa's death, Mariana's betrayal, it broke him. In that moment, he wasn't him anymore, a broken man with nothing left to lose. If he had lost everything, why did everyone else get to be happy? Why him? Why Flippa? Why his family?

He lashed out, hoping that if he was loud enough, he could get her back. If he made an impact, destroyed the world, they'd HAVE to give her back. Right?

And then everything was good again, he got Flippa back, he had Mariana, even if it was tough, he had his family back. For a short time, he got exactly what he had wished for, a second chance!

But he blew it. So fast.

And again, for a second time, one misclick had ruined everything. Flippa wasn't gone but she hated him. Tilín was dead and Quackity was going to hate him. Nobody would help him this time.

So, he left, gave Flippa everything, but kept the flower she gave him. The only thing he cared about enough to keep. No food, no weapons or tools or resources, just a flower, a gift from his baby girl.

And he exiled himself, promising to be better by the time he comes back.

But Flippa won't get to see him better.

Because Flippa is dead.

By Mariana's hands, again.

[isakogsana]

Ich will jetzt mehr denn je so nen richtig schönen Ritualmord für Spatort 6. Mit viel ermitteln und Drama und alle müssen zusammen arbeiten mit Unterstützung der lebenden Legende Rainer von der Steuerfahndung und wir erfahren mal ein bisschen mehr über Pia. Und Leo, außer dass er schnell laufen kann und neben Adam auch von Tauben besessen ist.

[queer-reader-07]

instagram keeps feeding me macbeth clips and now i'm sad that i can't just drop however many hundreds of dollars to fly to london for this play