#i almost had food poisoning
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YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!!!
stims i would eat !!!!!!! YUM
#MYPICA IS GONNA KILL ME#i've eaten orbs once actually#i shat glitter#at 4am#funny story lolsies#i almost had food poisoning#gosh i miss eating a whole bag of colorful sprinkles <333#i swear im the only human being in my city that's THIS obcessed with eating sprinkles#gimme a bag. i'll eat it whole.#anywyas gotta love 'em inedible tasty yummy stuff !!!!#have you guys ever tried those spaghetti tubes that we use as pool floats#if you've ever found one of those with a bite on#that was me. i bit it.#gotta love the wet taste of chlorine in that awesome texture holy muffin!!!!#oMG I LOVE SAND CLAY IT'S SO TASTY AND IT HAS THE BEST TEXTURE EVER#ok this picarant has been going a little too far#i think i'm way too excited about this#LMAO ANYWAYS BUH BYEE
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Oh my god. Reaching that insanity level of character obsession where I’m just imagining stuff that had happened to me recently happening to Chilchuck. What’s going on. Wjeream I.
#personal#chilchuck#im literally just sitting here like “what if HE had food poisoning ☺️❤️ what if a glass cup exploded in HIS hand ☺️❤️ what if HE was sittmg#Its so bad for me#Like i need to emphasize#This hasnt happened to me with a chatacter since i was. Like.#Sorry scratch that#THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME#id only seen it happening to other ppl and been like haha#“Oh well that’s just not how my character obsessions work they never go that intense”#LIKE EVEN WITH SOME OF MY MOST INTENSE CHARACTER ILLNESSES#This didn’t happen w Dulcie or Eddie or Saiki or Abed or Asriel or#Ohhh no sorry hang on ok#This has happened to me once#With chara from undertale#And even then not to the same like. Extent.#THAT WAS WHEN I WAS 10 AND IM STILL OBSESSEF WITH THEM#ok so it’s literally been like. Almost a decade since this happened.
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I would feel bad for the mice that get caught in my traps if it were not for the fact that I have now killed 3 in the span of 2 hours to the same trap. I feel like if you keep sending members of your family out to forage for food and they keep going "ooo! Yummy peanut butter :)" to the same very obvious trap in the same location, at some point that's kind of on you.
So now my reaction to walking into the room and seeing the exact same trap with yet another mouse inside is "...idiot" instead of "poor thing".
#I say this but they figured out the basic snap trap so I had to buy the plastic kind with the easier to trip trigger#It's just that they got bold because they figured out how to lick the peanut butter without getting snapped#So now I have a bunch of traps that have a full trigger plate instead of a single trigger point#They step on the trap literally at all and it snaps#And the bait cup is deeper inside so they almost *have* to step on it to access it#Anyway I can't put out poison bc it's bad for the environment and also dangerous to the dogs#And I can't afford the electric traps#So snap traps it is#I was getting frustrated bc I kept finding evidence of mice but never actually catching them#And I remembered when I realized my rental house had mice these plastic ones were significantly more successful at catches#I actually really like mice and all rodents but wild ones spread disease and ruin food so I kind of have to#Especially if they start chewing on my wires
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i am,,,,, regretfully coming to the conclusion that the hot sauce i have is no longer a very good idea to consume
#sjonnie.text#yeah. so you know. yeah.#i uh. when i got food poisoning almost a month ago now i also had that exact. same. hot sauce.#so.#i'm gonna grab a liquor shot and hope it disinfects me even just the slightest bit!
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trying to work out how much pain is normal after having teeth removed because like, we're in less pain than before the surgery, but we are in pain and weirdly the pain was mildest the day after the surgery and then started bothering us more the day after that.
our gums have felt noticeably better each day, but the pain is mostly in our jaw and that pain has been relatively consistent since day 3, and it's kind of like a dull ache in the bone. kind of a combination between migraine pain (but just in our jaw) and feeling like I've been punched in the face. it's mostly on the left side where they pulled out the molar that the dentist tried to remove in May but couldn't because it was too sensitive.
idk if it's just because the roots on that one were really deep and had like, an awkward curved shape and were apparently very close to the nerve, but it does keep making me paranoid that something's wrong even though I know logically your jaw is in fact going to be painful after having a tooth pulled out and we were expecting more pain than this and seem to have gotten relatively lucky with it
#personal#thoughts#🍬 post#vent post#<- kind of?#also we've been getting more migraines which might be from our jaw clenching a lot and our ability to eat properly being kinda fucked#and we've just been very worn out which I guess is to be expected when recovering from surgery#but we also keep getting nerve pain in our face and generally feeling unwell in a way where I can't quite tell what's wrong#we're still hallucinating a lot too and have had a lot of dissociative seizures which isn't super surprising#but I'm not used to having that many in such a short amount of time. we had a bunch of them in one day and it wasn't great#oh also our stomach is fucked. it almost feels like we've got food poisoning or something and it's been like that since the surgery#idk what's happening there but it fucking sucks
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Love all your TES OCs! Question: is one of Dusk or Kharjo trans, or are their kids adopted?
Glad to hear, I really gotta do more with Dusk
Dusk is trans, and has a son already who is about 20 around 4e201 from a fling when he was a bandit. The whole pregnancy thing doesn't make him dysphoric, in fact nothing really does, so he doesn't mind being the one to carry the kid. Also if you try to make him dysphoric he can put your head through a wall with ease and he's covered in long fur so it's hard to see what he's got under all that so. y'know. He's not concerned with that being a common thing.
He had Ma'Rajirra (the ohmes-raht girl) with Kharjo (note: pregnancy while fighting dragons and stopping the apocalypse and going to apocrypha isn't ideal even if you're one of the massive furstocks and baby khajiit are like. kitten sized so it's not as an insane physical strain on you)
#Kharjo took that ''GUARDS! IMPREGNATE THAT MAN!" joke with a seriousness I guess#Also how about you stop going to different realms if you're pregnant at all???? DUSK????????#I lost Dusk's original save files and it almost feels like I'd be bothering him if I made a new one lmao#asks#duskposting#Dusk is cringefail at pregnancy he didn't even know he was in labor with his son he thought he contracted food poisoning#and was like ''I hope this isn't bad for the baby :/'' but no guess what it was the aforementioned baby#pregnancy mention#At least the bandit crew he was with had great childcare
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mother: "theres this great job where you'd be on-call to come in!"
me: "ahhh i don't really want to be on-call, that would stress me out a lot because I'd always be on edge,,"
mother: "no you wouldn't, you could make it your thing!"
me: "...my thing?"
mother: "being on call! it'd be great! :)"
me: "i would probably be crying like... a lot ahaha. because I would always be on edge never knowing when to expect having to go into work, yknow?"
mother: "nooo, you could just make it a thing!"
me: "sorry, what do you mean by thing?"
AND I NEVER FOUND OUT !!
#i feel very ill fdsjkl tonight was ... not good#not the worst definitely not the worst#just. a lot of diet talk and making fun of other ppl that she expected us to all laugh at (and we did. idk if they found it funny.)#and brother labelling some influencer having rape charges against him just ''internet drama''#number one: i dont want to hear about that. number two: that is not just ''drama'' that is like. serious. what the fuck is wrong w youuuu#my mother will say that all the food i eat is very bad for me and do that while knowing full well i struggle to eat Anything#and say that simply Adding things to the diet is pointless bc ur poisoning urself still! u have to Take Out things! i cant fucking do that!#im still baffled that two years ago when i tried to go to them for help when i was almost fainting from not eating they just shrugged at me#''okay? why are u telling us this?'' BECAUSE YOU ARE MY PARENTS. AND I AM TRYING TO GET HELP.#i should've known better than to try tbh but like. its so hard to completely let go of every sliver of hope that they'll... be kind#like me saying i was feeling suicidal a few yrs ago just garnered a ''oh don't start this again. we're not doing this again.''#and me admitting my own damn self to the psych ward just had her telling me ''i dont think you actually needed to go :/''#mother dearest if it werent for the other fuckers in the brain (caused by you abusing me) then i would've been dead several times over#i am so fucking tired i am so sick of these ppl it is so incredibly painful and terrifying that this is supposed to be my family#this is the one support system i get in life. and it is no support system at all. i am fucked !! i am so unbelievably fucked!!!#i know other ppl make it thru but they are much stronger than me. i am lacking something that they all have lmao. i am cowardly and weak!!!#i have been trying so fucking hard to figure out how to like. make this work. how to survive in this society and its just. impossible#i think we're back to the clock ticking down as my bank account runs out#i cannot be employed and ppl keep telling me disability won't accept me so i am just. unanimously fucked over i suppose#i have two years !! two years until i run out of money!!! thats a lot of time!! to make all the art i want to make!!#i will make this work for these two years i will cope and make my art and disconnect and daydream through the intolerable parts#i will make these two years so good sdfjkl im gonna make it to the end of them#sorry this is all coming flooding out fsjdkl i've just tried so hard to be like. positive abt things and laugh abt things and be okay#im tired of trying to make it okay fdsjkl i am wallowing tonight i guess. boohoo poor little me fdsjkl i'll probably get over it soon#just need to like. let a little of the pressure leak out so i don't completely crack and do smth stupid#it will be okay !!! or as okay as it can be !!! this will be blocked out by tomorrow morning probably!!#or it'll have to be LMAO i have my silly old lady yarn group tomorrow and i need to be Normal for that#suicide tw#abuse tw#ed tw
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redraw of something really old !
#my art#i had food poisoning yesterday while drawing this and i was so sick i almost threw up over my keyboard several times#so uhh i dont think i like this one that much anymore lol ;-;#homestuck#rose lalonde#homestuck fanart#seer of light#grimdark rose#rose homestuck
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Continuing the tradition of having food poisoning on July 4th
#personal post#not cosplay#if i had a nickel for everytime i got food poisoning on july 4th i would have two nickels#which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice#independence day literally making me sick to my stomach#my body is actively rejecting the idea of america#first time was bbq at home second was fast food#and im pretty sure it was around the same time as last time#late at night when the day is almost over#honestly kind of iconic
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it takes a special kind of skill to get on the wrong bus while thinking "i have to make sure i don't get on the wrong bus again" but apparently that's a skill i have.
#i wish i fucking DIDN'T!!!!!!! but OH WELL!!!!!!!!!#jesus fuck some kid almost hit me with his bike i hope he fucking dies#anyway now i just have to sit on the side of the road for 20 minutes waiting for the next bus with all this frozen food in my bag#it's already been more than an hour since i bought it so that can't be good#stay tuned to find out if i accidentally poison my entire family#this was after a two hour long train journey btw which included a delayed train that made me miss my bus by literally 30 seconds#so i had to wait FORTY MINUTES for the next one#and THAT was after i waited almost two hours for a five minute doctor's appointment!!!!! i was supposed to be home two hours ago!!!!!!!!#i was supposed to get some work done today!!!!!! but what did i get instead???? a fucking headache!!!!!!!!!#and PROBABLY FOOD POISONING!!!!!!!!
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Does anyone else have that issue where they get inconsolable about extinct species and animals?
#it’s just…#like it’s almost like we forgot these animals#and the horrible effects of deforestation#it also makes me sob#that there are animals we will discover#through the process of extinction and tracing how they became extinct#and a lot of the time#it’s due to climate change and deforestation#did you know North America had a parrot?#and that it was mildly poisonous from the food it ate?#no? Cus I didn’t either#it went extinct in the 1870’s#it was called the Carolinas Parakeet#the last one named Incas died and wasn’t even properly preserved#it’s like we forget them#that they were here and existed and made an impact#and nobody deserves that
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in general i don't want to be the kind of person who holds grudges but it's been eight years since a doctor told me not to worry about having thyroid cancer because "it was the good kind" and if i ever see that dude again we're squaring up in a parking lot
#i don't even remember his name#but the casual way he dismissed what i was going through made me feel like i was overreacting#and i shut down my emotions about it so extremely that almost a decade later i'm still dealing with the fallout#AND THEN HE COULDN'T EVEN DO THE SURGERY TO TAKE THE STUPID THYROID OUT AND I HAD TO GO TO SOMEONE ELSE#i got traumatized for nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway. i hope wherever he is he has food poisoning or something.
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#ooc post.#.vat file#I'm. really sick.#I dunno if I got salmonella poisoning. bc there was some raw chicken in the back of my fridge that I completely forgot about.#and a couple like. exposed things in my fridge tasted like the smell of raw chicken??#so I had to throw a bunch of stuff out and clean out my fridge.#but I've been feeling really awful. and I'm like really sensitive to food poisoning anyway. I dunno if bc my mum used to (and still does)#overcook literally everything to the point that she burns it. which is fine but then if anything is even undercooked by a second. I'm ill#but this doesn't feel like food poisoning? I feel sick etc but I've had migraines and a fever and it's almost like the flu a little bit?#it's probably not covid I did a test but it doesn't feel like covid...#sigh sigh I just wanna sleep a whole lot but I gotta catch up on all the homestucks lmao#unsanitary;;#mayb.#/rant off
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Jesus christ why do I feel so much like a hunted animal (<- knows exactly why)
#I feel like I haven’t had a proper break from my semester yet and I’m not going to get one anytime soon :/#first I got food poisoning right before flying home and had to take my physics final on Xmas eve which I fully believe I failed#then I got an eye injury on new years eve and had to spend eight hours in a hospital about it followed by days of lying in a dark room with#only audiobooks for company because it hurt too much to do anything#and now on the tail end of that I’m flying out for almost a week to a conference I’m presenting at#and this entire time my parents are moving everything from our short term rental to a proper house#when I get back from the conference I have exactly a week before flying back to Philly to volunteer at another conference#and then the semester starts immediately afterward#I need to be put down for my own good I fear#if I don’t get to go to the beach alone for a week on spring break I’m going to snap I feel it in my soul
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I try not to whine about having a garlic intolerance too much bc it's like. Girl people are literally dying but AUGH I HATE HAVING A GARLIC INTOLERANCE
I keep accidentally eating it and because it's in fucking EVERYTHING and it can ruin like the next 10 hours of my life. And I miss pizza 🥺 and I feel like a stupid asshole whenever I bring it up bc it's not like I'm deathly allergic to it so maybe everyone thinks I'm just desperate for attention
#also im like shy. like idk how to be like 'listen it's not like lactose intolerance there's no marathon shitting involved. tbqh i would#almost prefer that bc what DOES happen is debilitating stomach cramps that spontaneously resolve independently of anything i do'#it's soooo annoying#when i was still figuring out what was wrong with me i ate like triple garlic breadsticks and woke up in the middle of the night in a panic#in like. 10/10 pain. like so much pain that i started getting lightheaded. i ended up in the bathroom bc i thought i had food poisoning and#was eventually gonna need to puke. and ended up lying on the floor with my legs on the edge of the bathtub bc i was losing consciousness#just from sitting upright#and idk how to communicate that without also convincing everyone in the immediate vicinity that im desperate for attention
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hiding in the restroom at work again ^__^
#almost had a breakdown less than ten mins into my shift#was not here for my sun evening shift bc i said i was sick (real) (had a tummy ache and said i had food poisoning) and then i was too#anxious to msg my head supervisor to let her know#eventually ended up responding to my supervisor of that night saying that i wasnt able to be near my phone to let them know#before my shift (lie) (girl who has problems and issues and problems)#and unsurprisingly my supervisor was like hey girl heres a written warning and itll be your only one or#and then you'll be terminated if this happens again and i was like haha makes sense (~:#and she was saying theyre more strict on trainees and that ppl usually take the recipe test after six shifts but that im behind#and i sort of wanted to explode idk why that was my breaking pointouuuughhhh#i feel like im going to fail or i feel like im gojng to fuck up and be late for some unforeseen reason and then im going to get terminated#and die and re enter my unemployment era#goddddd what if i fail what if im not good enough what if i fail and im jobless AGAIN#death for me NOW !!!!#also tonight theres my supervisor + two other people and i felt so fuckjng awkward while they were all#talking and i was trying to get the courage to talk to them but it was sooooo intimidating because it was THREE PEOPLEEEEE#and then even when my supervisor went on break it still felt intimidating to talk to two people god im so JDSKDJSKSJJD#sun texts
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