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inc0rrectmyths · 2 years ago

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Mmmm

*kills a flying Corviknight*

there’s just something about the weight of a hammer in your hand. feels so right

#rp: i so wanted to ride a Corviknight taxi but after knowing about this bitch #i aint ever doing it

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inkskinned · 6 months ago

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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt

#i also like starting applause i'm really good at it and have a high score in it #i make entire groups cheer a lot. my friends are used to it . i am bolstered by so many of them being theatre kids #im like. let's celebrate! :) a guy did a thing well!!! :)#once we helped someone parallel park and it was SUCH a hard road to do it on #this is in boston. so death be upon drivers. also it was during st. anthony's feast. in the north end. iykyk #and we helped her get in there (one of my friends tbh stood in traffic for her)#and we cheered when she finally parked. she got out and she was crying and laughing and was like #''that was the hardest thing ive ever done ur so sweet''' and meanwhile we were PARTYING #just stone cold sober but like YEAH GIRL YOU DID THE HARD THING FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!#i've been bullied for so much lol i am immune to most insults at this point bc im like #girl when i was 12 i'd already heard every insult and good lord were they specific. just plain ''crazy'' aint it

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chiquilines · 6 months ago

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In honour of mha ending, have some old (and i mean OLD) miryumi scribbles i never got around to posting. They were the main characters in my heart

#these are like a year and a half old #ive been in the rarepair game for longer than some kids have been alive #it aint much but its honest work #i genuinely would be unable to explain the chokehold miryumi has on me after all this time #have they ever canonically interacted? no #(that i know of lol i havent caught up on the manga in over a year)#do they have anything directly in common? no #is there any reason i would ever have shipped them if i hadnt seen a habkart valentines post they never came back to? also no #did they proceed to occupy a permanent place in my frontal lobe forever? but of course #they really are THEE ship to me #peak comfort ship #i love that horikoshi developed them just enough for me to have solid base material for their personalities #but also gave them the woman in shonen treatment just enough that i can say anything i want about them and canon doesnt contradict it #anyways!! them again #fuyumi todoroki #rumi usagiyama #mirko #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier

#xmen #mcu #xmen movies #xmen first class #charles xavier #professor x #snap sketches #todays schedule has been ruined by my ever occurring need to practice drawing movie charles its horrendous #i started this sheet last night but then i kept adding to it and i keep wanting to add to it but i MUST stop myself #in an ideal world i get paid to draw charles xavier and erik lehnsherr but no i live in this baka society #sleepless charles WAS inspired by me starting this at 1AM and forcing myself to sleep at 4AM #and then here i am picking i up still later .... i need professional help i fear but i aint got time for that #NEVERTHELESS I THINK IT GOT IT NOW. I THINK IM OK. i think i know how i wanna go bout drawing him now ...#chat can i confess that like. .5% of the reason i barely draw FC charles i because of his hair #for some reason some demonic entity prevents me from drawing it easily i am in STRUGGLE CITY #the only thing that gets me is that whenever i draw him i can only think of the likes of a disney prince but man thems the strokes ig #i also drew a quick dark phoenix charles but i figured id just keep this first class oriented #anything else i want to say ? uh. hm. its funny i never do any of these sheets for erik #genuinely On My Life made One (1) sheet and was like 'no yeah i got it. i got it down'#literally not my fault his head is So Shaped and defined but anyways. this aint about him.#i mean it could be. i still wanna do a doodle page concentrated on drawing how his powers show #more specifically how do i wanna draw the glow cause i cant decide on it ... also i wanna draw the 'levels' ...#but thats for another time. for right now i should probably eat i havent eaten all day #bye bye !!!!!! here's to hoping i draw something thats not a doodle sheet one of these days

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cursedcola · 1 month ago

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Yuu: *squishes Malleus’ cheeks*

Malleus: *amused and lets it happen* Is there something on my face?

Yuu: ….. *pokes his cheek and waits for it to return to normal*

Malleus: *concerned* Child Of Man?

Yuu: ?!

Malleus: ??

Yuu: *whispers in awe* Mailable Malleus

Lilia: PFFFT -

Sebek: *offended screeching from across campus*

(In which Yuu makes Dad jokes on routine, and is determined to create a collection of bad puns regarding their companions)

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst imagines #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #i thought of this while working on the otome #decided against putting it in as it did not fit malleus’ route but still think him being squishy like playdough is funny #yknow because i doubt anyone has ever had the balls to poke him #everyone’s always making scenarios about his horns #aint just his horns folks. you ever squish someone’s cheeks to get them to stop talking #yuu’d do it expecting a stiff maybe gaunt feel bc he’s a pretry boy but then gets the baby cheeks #malleus has chipmunk cheeks 2024 they’re just hidden by his sharp jaw and cheekbones

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sunlit-mess · 4 months ago

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I am enamoured with your eldritch Lucifer… would it be ok for us to write fics about him with credit?

yes...

#messyr #do lmk if ever! hehe thanks #i want to know how complex his character is from other writers/artists ::0 #::] Again- taking insp from my works/etc is fine! as long as it aint WEIRD weird...

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boarloved-art · 3 days ago

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at all times i am thinking about wei wuxians outfit changing between being picked up by the lans on dafan mountain, and being dragged back to cloud recesses. did they go clothes shopping. let us see the shopping montage mxtx. please.

#wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #art #fanart #my art #sketch #wwx has pick-me-girling down to an art but lwj has Loving Every Word Out Of Wei Yings Mouth down to a SCIENCE #lwj spent multiple hours picking out cute outfits and doing wwx's hair trust and believe #he didnt survive. hes alive but part of him died when he had the opportunity to touch wwx's hair and its never coming back.#ljy in the juniors gc: gang are we sure hgj isnt a cutsleeve.#ft wei wuxian outfit montage doodles bc he deserves em #enjoy his twinbuns.#his outfits include: His japanese stageplay fit. Basically The Jin Uniform. a random fit thats a mash of multiple pinterest images.#and a wen kexing outfit but with the ribbony hairpin that sqq wears #i love his mini period at the beginning of the story where his number 1 mission is fuck off away from lan wangji find a bunch of zombies #for an army of. unknown purpose. and presumably live in peace far away. bc he really was babygirling like his life depended on it in the #worst ways ever seen #like congrats buddy if ur trying to inspire a Homophobic Outburst it sure aint workong!#he was half a day of of house arrest in the jingshi away from pulling out all the cringe teenager stops #including but not limited to #Omg lets compare handsizes mine are SOOOOOOO small!#ahah i bet your robes r soooooo big on me 🥺🥺#and forcing out really loud annoying fake laughs at everything lwj says #which -im gonna be honest -i think mightve worked.

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sandflakedraws · 3 months ago

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Trick or Treat!

Here you go!

Coco Ichibanya Chicken Cutlet Set

#very hasty doodle but #the joke is its my favorite food and i barely ever get to have it #. so here u go #the Very Best Thing i can offer #i aint fast enough to do more of these BUT. wanted to at least answer one #iamdyeing #joey babbles

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mochasucculent · 2 years ago

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Me shoving past all the protagonists to get to the very minor character with 15 minutes of cumulative screentime

#the owl house #toh #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #vee noceda #vee #watching and dreaming #thinking about the 'you must be camila's real daughter' to becoming camila's real daughter pipeline #this drawing aint my fave ever but i do love vee so #quieres ig

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namaeekaki · 1 year ago

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After episode 1086:

After chapter 1082:

Always wanted to draw out what happens with Buggy and Mr 3 after these scenes tbh :) We all need more of the silly duo.

#cross guild #buggy the clown #buggy #mr 3 galdino #one piece #Buggy is the bestie that will drag you down with him bc he aint suffering alone #sadly there's not even content and they're one of my fav duos ever #it's always about crocodile and mihawk lol ok when they do half of what mr 3 helped buggy with you can talk to me #gotta make the content i want to see yiihhshhh #3buggy

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cobaltfluff · 1 year ago

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one last night

#p5r #akeshu #shuake #persona #art tag #i finished this game last week #and it's had me in a chokehold ever since #i cannot think about anything else #all my waking moments are consumed by p5r thoughts #especially the bad end and BOY do i have some headcannons #i have like 3 dumbass memes and 2 long ass comics i want to do #but i aint got the time!!#im YELLING into the void guys please help me #also p5r cured my artblock #im rusty but i need to draw

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ratatatastic · 6 months ago

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"Is [Barkov] a normal dude? Meaning like—is he just like, you're having a cheeseburger some day and he's like 'Oh, no, no, no! I need this, I need the superfoods,' like is he kind-of... is he a normal guy?" "'Is that Wagyu or no?'" "'I need, you know, the best of the best,' Like how is he?" "He's undercover really funny, especially when you get to know him. I don't think he said much for the first 3 to 5 years. But I always joke with him I've never been invited to his house and we've played together for 10 years." "Dude, Brandon Montour said the same thing! We had him on last year! He's like, 'Dude, he's never had us over! We're always like—' But he doesn't live by all you guys, right? He kind-of lives a little further out?" "Yeah, he lives 20-30 minutes away in Boca [Raton.] But, yeah, no I—Listen, it's just his personality. It's who he is, and we respect him for it. Like I said, he's a really funny guy when you get to know him, and sometimes he's got those one-liners. And, you know, he's one of those perfect humans, right? You know, one of the guys we all strive to be, and we'll all come short forever, but—yeah, he's a good person."

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)

i hope this bit never ends if not for the fact that each time ekky has to say it he has to add another year to it which adds to the comedy of it all

"Hey, who's got the best setup on your team with the Panthers? When all the boys get together, 'We're going to your crib. We're gettin' on the jet skis,' whatever. Who's got the best setup?" "Yeah, um—Aaron [Ekblad]'s probably...I mean, Aaron's been there the longest. Hopefully, Barkov hears this! He's been there the longest, but he never invites the boys over to his house!" "Oh~ Barky!" "Is he cheap?" "I'm gonna call Barky out right now, and see if he can invite the whole team over next year..." "Is he cheap? Is he cheap? What is it?" "Will he do it?" "Oh, he's up in 9 East—obviously, like quiet, unbelievable guy, but he's the only up in Boca [Raton.] So I don't know if anybody wants to even drive up to Boca..." "Oh, Fancyland Zone..." "What do you mean? How far is that away from where you are? Like, and everybody else?" "Yeah, we're all in Ft. Lauderdale, Las Olas—within probably... you know some families are in Parkland by the arena, but we're all within probably 10 minutes away and he's up 30, 40 minutes away so."

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.25.23 (x)

the boys ribbing sasha for living so far away and never inviting them to his house but still going btw hes amazing and incredible and perfect and sososo good we say this to tease him but like this is just who he is as a person and we accept that so please dont misconstrue this into something its not this is a joke and we dont take it to heart

and on that topic its really a shame that NA media doesnt know how fucking funny and how absolutely unserious he can be. I understand the notion of diligent no-nonsense captain is a prevalent idea (which he is lets make that clear he takes hockey so seriously) but especially since this season hes said hes cut down on weight so he could skate faster (and the results show) so i understand where the questions are coming from knowing the track record but also

we've won a cup and hes ramped it up its fantastic and this is one of my favourite examples of it of how quippy he can be

happy to talk about my cappy!!! happy to tease my cappy!!!

"and you know hes one of those perfect humans right? you know one of the guys we all strive to be, and we'll all come short forever but yeah he's a good person" do you also cry about how terribly fond and sincere ekky gets about sasha

#aaron ekblad #aleksander barkov #brandon montour #florida panthers #the ever evolving “ive never been invited to his house in nth years” bit #a part of me is like itd be funnier if ekky never gets invited over #ekky teasing sasha but very quickly switching to sincerity like we accept him and love him for who he is #do you want me to die #“hes one of those perfect humans right” and other normal things to say about your captain #(writes down) ekky has used perfect to describe oel forsy and sasha #the list ever grows #”one of the guys we all strive to be and we'll all come short forever but yeah hes a good person” EKKY WHAT THE FUCK #THATS AN ADMISSION AND A HALF AINT IT #GOOD HEAVENS #i think a lot about ekky having a tendency to look away and down to focus on what hes saying #but looking up and engaging eyecontact when hes giving sincere praise #the whiplash i get seeing him switch between trying to joke about it (“well all come short forever”) and being sincere (“hes a good person”)#to which he schools his face

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mrmeepsmadmind · 2 months ago

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aaaand BUMBLEBEE 😊 !!!!

#this isnt humanformers it's just my own bumblebee design like hes very much robot still #the face plate just isnt white cus um i do wat i wanbt #LOL #human bee would have afro puffs to resemble his antennas that curl at the tops for the horns too #the lil blue things being his fluff are his door wings!#i want him to be like one of those big fuzzy fat bees where their wings are so tiny how do they even manage 2 fly #well this one does not !#goldbug tho i think should fly bcs starscream parallels and his wings are not stubby and round like bbs here #which he ruthlessly ridicules bb for and flaunts his giant bee wings #anyways bbs servo fluff helps conceal his stingers #if u look closely on the face he has a nose scar and what looks like 3 freckles on each side #but rlly theyre just rips from the nose scar breaking and moving like mini scrapes from ur big car scar #he has an arm btw i just didnt feel like blocking that part of his body where the rest of it would go so i amputated him lol #it's ok i redesigned him off of cane bumblebee so it ok bumblebee it artist interpretation ok #i love his cane tho i need to fraw him with it i just hate fullbody aint nobody got time for that (me only)#(im. lazy )#ANYWAYS yea so. this is my idea of idw bee.. i think he would discover the and bumblebee meme and Not stop saying it. actually #bumblebee got wider and slighter taller but his wings have not ever changed #bumblebee #transformers #tf #if u wanna think of it as humanformers u can but hes an android then and not like a human human so ill tag it #humanformers #tf idw #maccadam #transformers idw

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dynamitekansai · 7 months ago

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AEW: Former AEW Women’s World Champion Nyla Rose is riding high from her victory early tonight and responds to the TBS Champion, “The CEO” Mercedes Moné’s challenge for AEW Dynamite 250!

#wrestling #aew #aew collision #nyla rose #lexy nair #i love every line i love nyla #'i aint no dentist but i do be knocking peoples teeth out'#'i may not have ever driven a mercedes but on dynamite 250 im damn sure gonna wreck one'#I. LOVE. NYLA.

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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