#i aint complainin tho
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Character.ai is wildin today "It's time I introduce you to my bed... it's where you belong" SIR. Where the fuck did you learn to talk like this
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wouldnt be dragon age if they didnt change a main man's hair colour in every new game he appears in
#Swear varrics hair was blonde before it was ginger#And now its the grey of a man whose hair was once... dark brown or black?#It looks good tho i aint complainin#Da4#Da:v
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hello it's ro i churn out female oc content
#ooc#((i don't know how t happened but in the last two months i've been u.nlimited flow and f.emale oc content))#((:'D))#((i aint complainin tho))
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YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING TYSM
please
how the fuck do i do this
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I turn away for 1 second n a humanoid turtle pulls up to my room n shows off his crap… aint complainin tho,, that shits freakin sweet
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Got a meat grinder. Always wanted one of those. Tried my hand at sausage making as well with some venison.
Goofed with the casings (way too many, would spoil if I opened)
Ground it too fine, its more like mortadella than breakfast sausage.
Tastes great tho, so I aint complainin.
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vocalist chani and hwiyoung... 😳
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I think a big part of being in your 20s is looking in the mirror and being like now WHEN did I get this thick
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Noct is in Tekken now WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LMAO
#noctis lucis caelum#ffxv#2k17 is the year of crossovers#i aint complainin tho#soon noct is gonna make an appearance on your favorite reality tv show#he is practically a meme
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I love how his fans will make a fic with literally any character he has done, I aint complainin tho
Xerox
Pairing: 90sXerox!Pedro(Jamie Diaz) x f!reader
Summary: Jamie is a shy young man who doesn’t know what he’s in for.
Warnings/Tags: MDNI(18+ only), nervous Jamie, he really isn’t sure what he’s doing, flirting, fingering(f!receiving), unprotected PinV(be smart don’t do this), cumshots, copier shenanigans, if I missed anything that should be added let me know!
A/N: Thank you much to @beefrobeefcal and @strang3lov3 for their eyes and enthusiastic encouragement on this, without them this would not be a thing. Thank you @jay-zzle as always for the moodboard cause I was gonna cry not knowing how to add the GIF thing because I am canva dumb. Thank you to @merz-8 and Bug again for helping me come up with a name
@saradika-graphics for the dividers
Masterlist||AO3
It was just another day for Jamie. Get up, work at the copy shop, help people with their stacks of papers, and continue on like any other boring day. He was standing at the copier in the back, keeping track of the amount of papers coming out. He had been pinching pennies as best as he could to ensure he had enough for his books this coming semester. The last thing he needed was his boss, Kent, taking out copy fees from his paycheck like the last time he didn’t pay attention.
“Jamie!” Kent hollered, pulling his jacket on as he exited his office, “I’m heading out to lunch. Watch out!” He cackled, “Looks like the pretty lady’s on her way back here. Must want a piece of you, boy!” he added with a wink.
“Oh, I uh- I doubt that,” Jamie said, his cheeks and neck turning a bright red, “She just comes here 'cause it’s cheap.”
“Well, whatever it is,” Kent huffs a laugh, knocking his fist against the door frame, pointing a finger at Jamie, “Keep doing it.”
“Sure thing,” Jamie mutters, watching Kent leave the back office, “Sure thing.”
The bell above the door jingles as Kent makes his way outside with a morning ma’am as he holds the door open for you. The woman who has been inside this store more times than Jamie can count on his fingers and toes combined. You just started showing up, needing copies of the most random things. Fliers for a barbeque you were hosting, a missing cat flier for your dear friend, your boss demanding copies of a flier for half off on his wife's cheap crafts that she’s had a hard time selling, the list goes on and on.
You’re gorgeous but Jamie can’t tell if you like him or not. Surely a woman like you wouldn’t want anything to do with a guy like him. You’re older than him. He knows because you asked him his age once, then let out a boisterous laugh when he responded with a shy ‘twenty-four’ - commenting how you wouldn’t have pegged yourself as the type, whatever that was supposed to mean. Jamie always prays to whatever higher power there may be that he doesn’t pop a boner the moment you walk through the door, your clothes leave little to the imagination every single time you visit and the way you push your tits together makes him want to lean over the counter and place his head between them and never come up for air.
“How can I help you?” Jamie asks, approaching the front desk, trying not to stare at how much cleavage the simple sundress you're wearing shows off.
“Hello Jamie,” you purr, smiling at him and tapping your nails against the wooden countertop. “Today, I’m here for something a little more… personal.”
“Uh, okay,” he squeaks, eyes bouncing from your tits up to your face, his Adam's apple bobbing up and down as he swallows nervously, “What uh- what that might be?”
You let out a sly smile, humming as you tilt your head, your eyes tracing over his features. His hair looks so soft- you bet it would feel like satin through your fingers, the cute dimple on his face when he lets a shy smile grace his lips, and the way his chest puffs out as he stands taller, trying to gain some confidence.
“Well,” you start, his eyes widening as you slink around the counter, heels clicking with every step, “I was thinking - and really, it’s just a thought - but maybe I could see how the copies are made?”
“Uhm,” Jamie hesitates, thick fingers scratching his head, “I don’t kn- I-I mean- m-my boss would probably get pretty mad about that.” He stutters out, as you inch closer to him.
“Is he here?”
Jamie shakes his head back and forth, flinching as your hands skate up his arms, looping your arms around his neck.
“Well then,” you grin, slipping your fingers between the curls at the nape of his neck, batting your lashes at him, “What could the harm be in showing me some behind the scenes?”
Jamie nods dumbly, his arms staying limp at his sides, “O-okay,” he stutters out, “J-just this once.”
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“Well,” Jamie murmurs, flicking on the light of the backroom, “This is it.”
“Hmm… So this is where the magic happens, huh?” you ask, letting a faint giggle escape your lips as you walk towards the copy machine at the back of the room.
“Y-y-yeah,” Jamie laughs nervously, letting out a harsh snort that sounds eerily like a pig. He coughs roughly trying to cover up the sound of the piggy snort he’d just let out as his cheeks flamed like a tomato in the sun. You turn, looking him up and down with a grin. Oh, he’s cute.
“You gonna show me how to make a copy, Jamie?” You ask innocently, thrumming your fingers against the top of the white machine.
“Uhm,” Jamie swallows, stepping towards you like a scared animal, “S-sure.”
He grabs a manilla folder from the tray beside the copier, taking out a small stack of papers.
“So you just, uh, slide them in this tray,” Jamie says, carefully placing the papers into the top tray, “And then you press this button that says start,” he continues, pressing the button ever so gently as the machine hums to life, sucking the papers in, “And that’s it. Then you just stand here and wait for it to be done.”
“Fascinating!” You exclaim, bending over to watch as the papers shoot out below.
“Then you pull the originals out and place them back in their folder,” he explains, grabbing the folder again, keeping his eyes trained in front so he doesn’t look at you, “And then you grab the copies and place them in with the original. Usually, the copies are really warm.”
You reach your hand over, placing your palm against the warmth of the fresh paper, and let out a satisfied hum.
“Toasty!” you giggle, “So do you only make copies of the stuff you’re supposed to?”
“Yeah,” Jamie sighs, “My boss has some pretty strict rules.”
You pout, looking into Jamie’s big brown eyes. “Well that’s no fun.” You frown, “I bet you could make some interesting copies.”
“Interesting copies?” Jamie asks, tilting his head in confusion.
“Sure,” you say with a nonchalant shrug of your shoulders, “Don’t most copiers have a flat part on them? Not just this shoot thingy?”
“Oh, yeah,” Jamie says, gripping the thick plastic edge pushing it up with a small grunt, “Right here.”
“Perfect!” You clap, before inching the skirt of your dress up. Jamie’s eyes widen like a deer caught in the headlights of a semi-truck as he sees the trimmed curls covering your mound.
“Uh…” Jamie hesitates, unable to tear his eyes away from the glorious site before him, jaw slack and eyebrows near the top of his skull, pointing to your crotch with a single finger, “I- uh- uhm- you.”
You let out a laugh, gripping his shoulder with one hand while the other holds the copier to hoist yourself up onto the flat surface, making sure to spread your thighs to give him a good look at your glistening pussy.
“Brrrr,” you let out a breath squirming, skin rippling with goosebumps as the cool glass hits your naked ass and thighs, “Little chilly.”
Jamie nervously steps back, unsure of what to do. His jeans growing tighter against his groin the longer he stares.
“Now where is that start button?” you huff, moving your legs to find it, “Ah-ha!” You announce, punching the button with your finger to start. The copier hums to life, a bright line of light scanning your ass and thighs, and swooshes out a perfect copy of your bottom half. You smile, admiring the copy of yourself, looking up at Jamie standing like a horny scared rabbit caught in a trap.
“Come here, cutie.” You curl your finger beckoning him closer. Jamie hesitantly moves forward. You smile as you flip the picture around for him to see. “Does it look good?”
Jamie lets out a pathetic, “Oh d-d-dear,” sounding almost identical to Piglet from Winnie the Pooh, and audibly gulps while furiously nodding his head.
“You ever fucked someone?”
“Uh- uhm-“ he starts, before you shush him, laying your hand gently on his forearm. “It’s okay if you haven’t,” you assure him.
“I have!” Jamie protests, wide panicked eyes bouncing back and forth between your own, “J-j-just not with s-someone like you.”
“No worries, sweetheart,” you smile, letting out a soft sigh and looping your fingers through his belt loops, pulling him closer to cage him in between your thighs, “I’ll help.”
His breath mingled with your own as those brown eyes glanced down at your lips, leaning in to brush his pouty lips against yours with a deep sigh. You smile into the kiss, nipping his bottom lip with your teeth causing him to gasp, allowing your tongue to glide into his warm mouth, easily taking the lead. Your hands slide up his torso to his shoulders, gripping the back of his neck deepening the kiss. Your lips trail down his jaw to the pulse point of his neck while he lets out a small whimper.
“You can touch,” you comment, sucking lightly against his neck, reaching for his hands that are still dangling at his sides unsure, leading them to your center. He lets out a harsh sigh when his fingers brush against your slick folds. You moan, guiding his fingers to that sensitive bundle of nerves, showing him the perfect amount of pressure to use that causes your toes to curl. “Oh fuck,” you sigh, as he slips two of his fingers into your wet hole. His breath becomes ragged, watching as your eyes gloss over from the pleasure he’s giving you.
“Feel good?” He asks with an awkward huskiness.
“Mhmm,” you nod, feeling the warmth spreading through your body, hands reaching to undo the button of his jeans, “Fuck,” you groan, feeling that band tightening in your core as his fingers begin to move faster, “Don’t forget the clit, baby,” you remind as his hand fumbles between your legs.
“Sorry,” he murmurs, swirling circles around your clit with his thumb. He helps you push his jeans and boxers down with his free hand, hard cock standing at attention, leaking from the flushed tip. You let out a frustrated whine when he removes his fingers, gripping his cock to swipe it along your entrance.
“Fuck,” you moan, growing impatient, “Just put it in already.”
Jamie nods dumbly, punching his length in like a straw going into a caprisun.
“Fuck!” he yelps, tightly wrapping his arms around you, resting his head on your shoulder, breathing heavily. Gently, you wrap your arms around his shoulders, running your fingers through the curls at the nape of his neck, trying to soothe him as his cock twitches bumping against your walls.
“Move, baby,” you whisper, softly kissing his cheek. Jamie takes a deep breath pulling out, letting out a sharp whine as he sinks back into you. “Just like that,” you hum, sliding one of your hands to where you’re both connected, swirling your fingers in steady circles around your clit, your walls tightening around his cock. “Oh god! Don’t stop,” you moan, your grip on the back of his neck getting tighter.
“Fuck,” Jamie hisses, his body trembling, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” he repeats over and over, thrusting his hips against you three more times before he pulls out. Ropes of his come shooting out onto the flat surface of the copier and your sex. You sigh sadly, looking at the streaky white mess he made covering your inner thighs and core. His hard length jutting out above the glass surface.
Perfect.
You giggle, pressing the start button, watching Jamie’s eyes trace the flash of light under you, hearing the swoosh of paper coming out. You grab it excitedly with a shimmy of your shoulders, pushing Jamie back a little to hop off the copier, come sliding down your inner thighs, leaning up you give him a kiss on the cheek.
“Thanks for the keepsake, sugar,” you wink, walking out of the backroom.
Tagging some who seemed interested when I shared the WIP Wednesday of this 😅 @almostempty @ace-turned-confused @whocaresstillthelouvre @pedroswife69 @94namkooksworld
Thank you for reading! Let me know what y’all think! ❤️
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i think the writers like Biggie & Itchy too much
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NOW WHY DID THEY. WHY DID THEY CHOOSE THIS ANGLE .
#i mean shiiiieeet i aint COMPLAININ tho 🤭🤭#they must want the heat crowd to cheer Extra hard today huh#deebo JUMPING outta his armchair goin 'lemme pack my bags for that trip 😳😳'#udonis looking away from it he know it'll replace his viagra if he dares#good god kylie lowry .....#the only man allowed to play golf cus of those tightass golf pants..#he the only reason why demar shows up to his golfing tournies#he may not have any idea whats going on. he may make fun of lowry for having 0 even tho thats good#but what he Knows and understands is that shit POKIN ‼️‼️#klow
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*sniffles* Tien, I have bad news...
Well? What is it? (I've never seen Yamcha so upset before- it must be serious...)
#snap chats#what bullshit is it gon be jess i know you got some bullshit on yer fuckin noggin#homie sendin shit like four hours early damn 😩 aint no one complainin tho#australian weather got the homie fucked up 😔and the lockdown 😔
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im not sure if it was just a glitch or something but this post filled my ENTIRE home page- like as I was scrolling, all the other posts turned into this one. I aint complainin tho.
They got to watch The Lion King <3 A silly little prompt from @jaydawne that I adore so much like oh my gods it's so cute ((o(*>ω<*)o))
[Little Raph, open-mouth grinning with closed eyes: Isda circle of liiife!
Little Mikey, smiling silly little child mischief: RAWR!]
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TFW you're not in Lynn's harem 🙄✋
I'm sure Iria won't mind 😳
AHAHSJSHAJSHS
ppsspspsp go join my harem pspspssp
c'mon dont be shy, c'mere 👉👈
so am i your fourth wife now
#chelsa 💖#lynn's harem#ohohoh yes everything's all going according to poan#i'm just jk there is no plan i#i dont know why i'm getting a harem#i aint complainin tho teehee#answered asks
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Totally valid opinion that makes sense and i agree with, thank you for your input good human person
Ranbob will always be beloved but that take makes sense ^^
Revivedbur and Ranbob are in the running for the biggest dream apologist
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