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i find it so funny that slimecicle on the qsmp is more or less confirmed to be weak as hell, at the end of the first debate stream where he was trying to work out at fit’s fitness place. cc!charlie might be chulked out, but q!charlie is a twink and he knows it. he is struggling to survive right now XD
#dandy talks#qsmp#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp charlie slimecicle#i think it’s really funny#just give it a couple more workout streams tho he’ll be chulking out in no time lmao#man’s was STRUGGLING in that gym dude#the funniest part was irl charlie slipping through occasionally and actually knowing gym terminology#which i am completely not aware of any of that so i’m like pretty sure it was gym terminology
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#i’m putting this down here because i don’t actually really want to talk about it or answer asks about it but i’m like a little annoyed lmao#first of all obviously people should have boundaries and not be annoying/invasive/etc. duh.#i have been around the rpf block many a time and rule 1 is don’t be a weirdo. don't let it out of fandom spaces :)#but yeah idk. oliver stark to me feels like someone who is actually very familiar with the mechanics of fandom warfare#and therefore does not know how to log off when it starts to get personal#like to be clear i definitely do not think he engages directly with This fandom other than to lurk and spy on people for fun/haterism#but in MY opinion he has the energy of a person who spends a nonzero amount of time engaged in petty anonymous beef#over a character or a ship or a sport or a new brand of tofu. idk i don’t really care what he’s into#but it does sort of seem like he forgets that when he’s doing it on his real socials with his real face and real name attached#people are going to know that it’s him and respond accordingly and he should just like. block them and move on.#and maybe even go back to his burner and vague about it or something if he truly cannot just walk away.#which he does seem to be sort of getting slightly better at but it's still just like. yeah man! i don't know what to tell you.#people are weird sometimes. we all get weird anons and dm’s and people cyberbullying us. it sucks and it shouldn't happen but it does.#and you do literally just have to find ways to make it easier to ignore them. i know that you know this#because you are a human who grew up on the same exact internet as the rest of us.#i say; as i feel compelled to post about a tiny situation from like 12 hours ago that has literally nothing to do with me#anyway!!!!!!!#i went into the settings to turn off reblogs and thought how funny would it be if i blazed this post lmao
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#But like fr#you know when you have your regular family#And then there’s the distant “wealthy” side of the family#and they’re literally all weirdos and assholes#one of my older cousins had a baby shower#and they’re from that side of the family (she’s ok though) so of course they invited them#And after being stared down by one of my second(?) aunts bc recently word got out that I have a girlfriend (wow holy shit I’m a butch!)#I was talking to one of my normal cousins about my car and how I plan on getting new seats for it#It has really old leather-y seats and I wanna get the cushy fabric kind#and she just pops into the conversation and says “why don’t you just get a new car? The one you have is so ugly <3”#like what#i have a vw beetle and I actually love it so fuck you (also I don’t have that kind of money to get a new car but shh)#my cousin and I exchanged that “uhhmmm😬” look with each other lol#awkward#But I just say “oh yeah I’ll think about it :)”#While I internally try to explode her with my mind#But anyway#rey rambles#meme#dumb shit#memes#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#lol#best memes#lmao#tumblr memes#twitter memes#dank memes
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that weird ass fucking lifetime christmas movie that’s thinly veiled fan fiction about taylor swift and travis kelce makes me so uncomfortable like that is FREAK behaviour, making that a real movie is FREAK BEHAVIOUR. i can’t even watch the trailer for it it just freaks me out
#idk how to explain it#like i think the harry styles fan fic movies are kind of funny#like definitely still deeply weird and creepy and if i was him i’d never go outside again#but for some reason this one is like 1000 times worse to me#maybe because it’s not even a y/n thing it’s just 2 real life actual people#idk i don’t like a lot of the tayvis fans anyway#i really don’t have any opinions on travis kelce like i’m a fan of taylor swift not her boyfriends lol#did he write all too well 🤔🤨#anyway#but yeah i don’t like them!!! they’re freaks! people didn’t even act like this over haylor and that was CULTURE#it’s mostly how obsessed they are like why are we watching FOOTBALL for a MAN#it just feels so conservative to me lol#and how badly they want her to get married and get pregnant 😭#WERID AS FUCK TO OBESSIVE OVER SOMEONE LIKE THAT#weird as fuck!!! like she’s never talked about wanting kids and wanting to get married#and has consistently referred to herself as a lonely cat lady#but i digress#and the way she’s only shut down rumours about her getting married or being pregnant because they actually offend her🤔#food for thought#moral of the story is i don’t like how people behave about them#let’s talk about her lyricism and her artistic abilities not her womb lmao crazy thought#taylor swift#mari.txt
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do NOT let Blanche get into the X-ray glasses jar!!!!!!!! /j/ref
#drew this yesterday & debated confining it to Twitter or letting it escape onto here as well#it’s just too funny not to. I had to at least post a cropped version.#(believe it or not this was supposed to be only a study ((of the very obviously detailed clothing)) & then the ref popped up on my dash)#(I just had to)#silly nothing headcanon (kind of angsty … sorry in advance) but I just think that Dorothy **very secretly** owns#some Very pretty things to fight off the insecurity & constant jabs at her features. I rlly think being a little hyper-feminine in secret#(it’s no secret honestly. who’s she fooling. her confidence is what keeps her from doing what she’d like to)#would keep her from being completely depressed about it all. because she *knows* that she’s feminine & attractive but it’s really hard to#believe that when what you know deep down is constantly being challenged and beaten down. I’m making no sense but I think that embracing#her own desires & allowing herself to be feminine in an ‘extravagant’ way would help slowly build back her confidence.#I’d argue we see her doing a little of that in season 6-7 actually — she becomes very open about the kind of person she’s attracted to (&#allows herself to swoon!!!!!!!!!) & that is huge for her !!!!!!! regardless of if she gets shot down by Blanche or Sophia she still#communicates & reiterates that she *is* an attractive & desirable woman & no amount of bitterness from the others will change that!!!!!#wow this turned into a ramble completely off topic LMAO can you imagine. this silly meme inspired a whole heartfelt ‘reasons why Dorothy#deserves to embrace her femininity’ essay#okay that’s all. enjoy
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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Tell me why I actually forgot that Renee and Jean sort of kind of DATED in aftg???
#I’m rereading it rn and it was such a jumpscare#I’m starting to think.#maybe.#jerejean might not be endgame.#sooooo#yeah#lmao it would actually be really funny if it ended up not being canon#the fandom would actually implode#and I would laugh#aftg#all for the game#jerejean#jean moreau#renee walker#tsc#the sunshine court
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You are a seventeen year old lesbian. You ran away from home and are lying about every aspect of yourself in order to work your way up the ranks of the war crime factory, and it’s working— you got promoted to work directly under the citystate governor as personal security for him and his family. And now you have a crush on his wife. (would that be fucked up or what?)
#just me#look I drew a thing#an ballad brothers#Ari ballad brothers#Ari’s mom ballad brothers#<— she has a name idk why I’m tagging her like that#anyway. top ten funniest situations to put that guy in.#this is like fifteen years before the main story lmao it’s funny to see An so. uh. well#top ten guys who Knows Exactly What They’re About by the time the story rolls around#they’re Cool and it’s on purpose#here? not so much#also I DID do the math wrong Ari should be like five or six by the time an got promoted but I drew this in half an hour at 3am yesterday#Ari’s dad. was also supposed to be there. but I forgor what he looked like and it’s too late now#also an. bestie. bud. she is NOT worth it she’s so nothing lady#she’s an Instagram influencer and she’s raising that child in the BEIGEST of houses#and she’s literally gonna die of pneumonia in like 1-3 years#top ten ladies who does not really think employees count as people#idk if she’s straight or aroace or what but she’s definitely not into genderweird dykes#(not that an is especially aware of that part yet.)#(also they’re aroace aswell but they’re dyke in the gender with a big heaping side of No Actual Gender At All)#Yk how it is with spaghetti
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obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog
Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️
Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D
#guys help is it time for a rebranding?? am I just gonna post about f1 now??#I still can’t believe this has all started because bestie and I were watching Ted Lasso (because I’ve been obsessed with that show for a#while now too) and I paused the episode to talk about how I really like the way Jamie interacts with kids (I’m sorry people being good with#and nice to kids is one of my weaknesses I work with kids now and have been invested in treating kids well forever)#so me saying that apparently reminded her of max and she showed me a video of him with p and yeah it was very effective in making me like#him and then we left the episode on pause and she told me a lot about f1 and max specifically cause I was interested now lmao (funny thing#is that she also got roped into it by our other friends I swear it’s speeding lmao#she also compared him to Jamie from Ted lasso (if you know you know) and showed me some heart wrenching Taylor swift edits (i haven’t#emotionally recovered yet) and yeah that’s how I started consuming way too much f1 content on YouTube and got into this whole mess lmao#oh yeah our friends also made me and another friend make a Tier list for all the drivers based on vibes alone (cause I only knew a bit about#max at that time and the other one knew nothing really) which was very funny too#especially looking back at it (we did some of them so dirty lmao 😂)#I’ve also come to the conclusion that tumblr is still one of the least annoying platforms to engage with other people (still)#YouTube is full of hate comments about drivers and stuff it’s so annoying actually#not to mention Twitter but I don’t go there and probably never will 😂#I personally don’t enjoy fics and scenarios and shipping of real people cause it makes me a bit uncomfy (not judging people who do#you do you as long as it doesn’t negatively affect anyone#but yeah I’d much rather just scroll by those here than have to look away from all the mindless hate and which driver is better discussions#everywhere else like I’m not one to engage with stuff like that but it does upset me to some#degree so yeah tumblr making memes and being rather positive about their drivers (most of what I’ve seen here of course there are gonna be#annoying people everywhere) is much more tolerable and a lot more enjoyable for me#whoops this post got away from me again oh dear#I’ve had the idea for a meme stuck in my head for days now: Max verstappen but make it if you don’t love me at my *swearing on team radio#giving spicy replies and attitude to the media maxplaining and complaining going for risky overtakes* you don’t deserve me at my *precious#interactions with p talking about his cats being a goofball with other drivers and especially danny defending other drivers driving#beautifully in the rain* it’s a package deal you can’t just pick and choose and personally I don’t even get why people complain about some#of the other stuff I appreciate someone who’s passionate and honest and genuinely kind where it matters 🤷🏻♀️#I think I’ve seen someone else say that but the more people complain about and criticize max the more I feel the need to defend him#god forbid women have hobbies for real (can’t believe I’ve yapped so much I can’t put more tags 💀)#also shoutout to Oscar Piastri and Danny Ric (I was so happy Oscar won even tho McLaren where being very silly in a not so funny way)
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huh i remember grymforge being really hard to navigate and really frustrating but it’s literally fine lmao. did everything except the actual forge today and that’s all i have left of act 1
#i will say. the first time i played i was a bit overwhelmed by the lore. didn’t know what was going on most of the time#turns out it’s easier to follow when you know the plot already lmao#excited to head into act 2 for a lot more durge-relevant plot#in terms of headcanons for my durge i think he’s probably worked out a lot of what’s going on at this point#like he must have figured out he’s a bhaalist at least#and i feel like the party has probably pieced together the fact that the absolute’s symbol is a combo of the dead three#it’s kinda funny because gale is the one who likes him the least but i feel like they must have some very productive conversations#oh but the fact that i’m about to finish act 1 means i can safely say ive locked myself out of gale’s romance (a shame but not unexpected)#but also astarion’s. i have no idea why#i mean. i feel like i read somewhere that you can only proposition 3 people at the camp celebration so by the time i talked to him—#i already had minthara shadowheart and lae’zel interested so all my options were to turn him down#idk what my goal is for romance. i feel like i shouldn’t have been going for astarion because ive already romanced him#but he has what is undeniably the most evil possible outcome of his companion quest that i think would be really interesting as durge#but alas. never mind. now i’m mostly between shadowheart and minthara#i think i’m expecting to go with minthara but itll be a while before i can actually lock that in#anyway. adamantine forge tomorrow and then onto act 2!#personal#ash plays bg3#also um. the reason grymforge was frustrating on my first playthrough is because i didn’t realise you could shoot the levers#so i ended up with my party split all over the place#also just generally having less of an idea of what i was doing in the game
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I want SO BADLY to make some random long pdbc comic rn but NOOOOO apparently I can’t just snap my fingers and have one appear in front of me. i would need to “”””plan it out”””” and “””sketch””” it and “””do the line art””” and “””color””” it and “””shade””” it and “””rewrite it so many times to the point it’s not flowing naturally at all and oh no this was a bad idea why did I think I could ever do this properly”””
#hey guys just pretend this post is a really funny comic or something#because it’s gonna Be A While#need to get over this art block first and foremost#THEN I need to actually design characters ewww wdym I can’t just keep rolling with the characters I was handed on a silver platter :((#and THEN I need to string together a coherent snippet of a narrative from the. let me check#from the fucking 513580 words of notes I have#holy hell I didn’t think it was that high I think that’s a couple 10ks away from being as long as war and peace lmao#full disclosure I think over half of that is just aimless rambling and not actually. developed lore#considering that pdbc is honestly very undercooked as a whole. im gonna try an fix that. thats my New Year’s resolution. try to patch it up#but my point is it’s SO hard to fish through all that to find a single lore piece I wrote somewhere#hmmm did I ever mention a single detail about wheezer? bring out the ancient texts#yeah so anyway forgive me for my lack of pumpkin daddy content gourd lovers. he’ll be here eventually#I was gonna actually try to write a cohesive PDBC timeline but then Stuff Happened#and by stuff I mean. I was given permission to do whatever I wanted with finch and Immediately dropped everything to go mad with power#the narrative has never recovered from that. it’s too much fun to say whatever the hell you want and have it be canon yknow?#I’m just rambling.yall know you would do the same thing if you were given your favorite character……..#like damn I can do whatever I want with him. awesome#anyway thank you for reading my crazed ramblings about the most muddied underdeveloped narrative of all time <333#pdbc
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Being brave and trying to set up appointment with gynecologist today. Hell on planet earth
#the irrational fear of them going ‘no fuck u we won’t see you ever’ lmao#idk my fingers are crossed that I’m infertile lmao#(which now that this issue has become so much more intense and have I spoken to both sides of the family about medical history#I think it might actually be a really high possibility lmfao because apparently my aunt struggled with conceiving on my dad’s side#and my mom’s doctors were shocked she was able to have kids and she eventually had to get a hysterectomy her issues were so bad)#so pls pls pls pls pls pls PLS let me be infertile#for one I think it would be funny#two it’ll be a good way to shut my family the fuck up when they ask about me having kids#and three I’m hoping that will making easier for ME to pursue a hysterectomy#I want that bitch GONE I want it YANKED OUT I need it so very far away from me and then destroyed#but regardless first step towards any kind of treatment for this is calling the fucking doctor today so el oh el#kaz rambles
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Wow I love asshole gay people (things have ALIGNED in the ASTRAL PLANE and Pav is WATCHING SOMETHING?? 🤯)
#Yeah it’s the scott pilgrim anime adaptation~#I actually did see the film originally when I was like nine? I enjoyed the nerd vibes and completely missed ALL the subtext lmao#It was also one of my first experiences of Canada as a concept other than South Park (especially the SP Bigger Longer and Uncut film#which I ALSO was certainly too young for)#It’s kind of funny now having a friend who is actually from the mythical land of Canada 😂 Hi V#BUT ANYWAYS THIS ADAPTATION IS GREAT#Yeah it went bonkers off the rails but I’ve told you guys I LOVE it when the plot feels like it’s just snorted 30 grams of cocaine#Episode 5 is going to live in my head forever. I was howling. Mock documentaries are already a fav trope but that was on another level#I love Wallace too. Homosexual icon. I really do have a soft spot for asses with a charming veneer to them#It’s what I love so much abt soren fe too#I have yet to see how Inigo will spell himself out on the page but I think he’s mellowed out compared to his roots#His game needs some more spice. character. nuance. You don’t quite get it in wafty daydreams 🤔#But from one tangent to another: I swear the next batch of head children whenever they come NEED to have just the silliest of times#YHNN was kind of locked in from the start— the inspiration was THE tragic musically-inclined anime of all time#And younger me just had some strange fascination with suffering and dystopia. So Sad LadsTM it was#But crack-fic is my thing and boy do I want it in my house. carnally#just pav things#Sry for disappearing for 4 days I forgot I actually have to reblog stuff on here 😅😂 I’m alive.
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@raitrolling
Arty staring back: if I don’t look adorable what’s the point
#it actually is better than it looks. the ears retract and it is a legit sturdy helmet#but on first glance yeah.#also LMAO sorry Rai I think it’s funny and I’m going to keep doing it#the really funny part is Arty considers these faces generic#its favorite face is as Eileit actually. where it looks a bit scruffier/pointier#favorite troll face rather
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i’ve been keeping it to myself cause i wanted to wait til the end to really form an opinion about it but there are a few things w s4 that i’m not vibing with, but it’s funny to see the criticism in the tag every week be 97% ship based bc honestly that’s one thing i have like, zero complaints about
#yes i am a romangerri warrior but it’s like. well i went into it expecting disaster for them#and even at their messiest their scenes so far have been well written AND well acted. so actually i’m eating good#and even if i weren’t the show just is not about ships to me. like the roys are what drew me in and what keep me invested etc etc#so reading some of these takes really is like. Okay so we ARE watching different shows then#which. whatever like i’m not here to tell you how to watch a show. it’s just funny#except that one person i saw say s4 is bad bc it keeps trying to give shiv nuance. what the fuck was that#i need you to rewatch 1-3 and explain to me like iM 5 how you still think shiv has no nuance lmao
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