#i actually love puns and jokes

[thimbell]

night doodle of my version of rise!venus getting them banned from hueso’s for a month.

Por qué no puede el esqueleto subirse en la montaña rusa?

Porque debes ser así de alto para subirte y el esta seis pies debajo.

[seriousturd]

Made a doodle/comic of another BMB scene I love!

[nostalgia-tblr]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

I think I may have photoshopped too close to the sun

Hehehe heheh

[a-wandering-fae]

Ok so since some (none) of y'all fucking hillbillies (lovely people) seem to think it's appropriate to be FRICKING (saying frick because swear words are bad) numpties on this app. Here is a list of rules that I think are good and make sense:

1)

12" Stainless Steel Measuring Ruler Metric Imperial Measurements Measure Rule

2)

300mm/12" RIGID RUSTLESS RULE SQUARE END

3) (here's a cheeky 2 for 1)

2 Pack Measurement Rules Measuring Ruler Craft to Clamp

[chibishortdeath]

Yippie! So silly (kinda sad) idea I had I while ago that I need to draw about again aaaa— Anyway, there were a lot details that had me thinking about stuff in certain games. Harmony of Despair has the “Helmont/Shiimon/Simon Wraith” enemies that have this ominous description of “some say this is what happened to Simon Belmont in the end”, and it’s just never mentioned again. Like damn ok that’s uh some interesting information wow uh— Also that coupled with the hanging skeletons being a reference to Simon in CV4 and also being in the hanged man position, the family heirlooms in the ghostly Dracula’s castle in Harmony of Dissonance, and the quest for Anna in Order of Ecclesia about helping her cat protect her from dark spirits that’s ended with a really sudden line about her having nightmares about a man with a whip fighting something scary, my guy is haunting the narrative and doesn’t sound like he’s doing so great 💀.

So the Ghost Simon concept was born and uh here he is I guess lol. Part of it also came from the idea that we’ve already seen a ghost companion in the series in Wind (if you know you know), but what if there was one you had to help that was a little more uh what’s the word… tormented? Vengeful? Upset in general? Yeah. He’s kinda just a mix of a bunch of different ghost lore, not one in particular. Fun fact: Dulahans sometimes use their own spines as a whip :3. And in a lot of folklore Strigoi often prey on their own family members, especially the younger girls in the family. But yeah, he’s just kind of a nuisance, not really like ‘evil’ or anything. Breaks things sometimes, generally pesters people, only occasionally a minor threat. Maybe leaves bloody footprints sometimes, turns paintings crooked, writes omens on walls, ya know, average ghost activities. I like to think that the boss rush with him in HoD is what he’s been doing for a while. Maybe Juste unknowingly takes him home with some of the furniture, probably the grandfather clock lol. Idk it’s just a fun what if idea for fun tho mostly d(^^ ).

[gh0st-patr0l]

Just saw an atrocious take abt CLAUDIO of all people. First of all how fucking dare you

[www-pinkhearse]

I’m sorry

[angelosearch]

I just bought a bunch of broth to use in the upcoming soup season (autumn).

You could say I...

Stocked up.

[dabidagoose]

When the breaking news theme started playing at the newspaper office I wanted to be breaking something too

[latapadraws]

spiderverse is literal crack for artists

[justaz]

thinking about lance with an ungodly amount of rizz,, not like pick up lines or anything but like the way he looks at someone, the tone and sound of his voice, his body language, etc. like one look from him and whoever is on the other end of his stare is on their knees praising the ground he walks on

[nomaishuttle]

kamille is such a good name my compliments to the chef (my mom). everytime i introduce myself to somebody theyre like Thats the rpettiest name i ever heard thats gorgeous thats a beautiful name. and im like blushes... ty.. and then eventuallyim like Oh yeah i actually prefer connor. and theyre like oh um.. thats nice too thats a name.. as well :] and its like I know. sorry. sorry. sorry

[silverselfshippingchaos]

guys I just think my s/i and a.xel/l.ea should be friends

[today-i-am-thinking-about]

geometry

[arolesbianism]

The difference between how I enjoy Olivia and how I enjoy Jackie is that I like to imagine Olivia dying in deep and symbolic ways that leave a deep scar on the people around her that will still manage to die out before her death can reach its climax and I like to imagine Jackie being hit by a car and exploding