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apparently not everyone is aware of james fitzjames inshallah so.
#according to the editors this was relatively common in british english at the time but jfj is also the only one to use it in the book. so.#maybe it was just his youthful soul
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A lot of you underestimate how prevalent British bias is not only in F1 but across sports generally, and even in other industries.
Max saying he has the wrong passport in the paddock is an accurate statement. Do you think he, Seb, or Michael would've been half as vilified by the British media if they had a British passport instead? Would Fernando? Do you think Yuki would get half as much shit about his radio "conduct" if he was British? Because it's the British commentators who consistently have issues with it, and say shit like it's "unbecoming" for a driver to speak that way, ignoring that 1 it's not his first language and 2 IT WAS ENGLISH PEOPLE HE LEARNT THAT LANGUAGE FROM. Sometimes people misspeak, but Yuki has always taken accountability and apologised if he has and if he caused harm. Martin Brundle did not get nearly as much backlash from the media when he misspoke and called an Asian driver a slur while commentating. He also never apologised for it.
Alex, one of the four Brits on the grid but who drives under the Thai flag, has said that the commentators only call him British born when he does well. He was completely excluded from the Silverstone publicity about the home crowd heroes, whereas George, Lewis & Lando were heralded, not only on race weekend, but for weeks leading up to it.
Alex's statement also reminded me of this Richard Harris quote, "When I'm in trouble, I'm an Irishman. When I turn in a good performance, I'm an Englishman." Genuinely, if I took a shot every time a British organisation/person claimed a talented Irish person was actually a Brit, I'd have died from alcohol poisoning years ago.
Hell, I see George wearing the poppy pin this weekend in the lead up to remembrance Sunday. Do you know the amount of shit James McClean gets every year because he refuses to wear one? And he has very valid reasons for choosing not to wear it, yet he's torn to shreds every year by not only random people on the Internet or on the streets but by commentators and the media too.
Because of how this sport became mainstream and because no one challenged Bernie Eccleston's monopoly on broadcasting rights back in the day (people were given the opportunity to buy a share of the broadcasting rights; the idiots said no), this sport has prioritised the British voice/perspective for decades. I know the other broadcasts are just as biased for their home team/drivers, but the British one is the biggest one, as it's the main broadcast for better and more often for the worst. It's the broadcast with the most reach and influence. Their bias has to be challenged eventually if this sport ever hopes to properly expand and grow. The British bias is so difficult to miss once you start noticing it.
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#brazilian grand prix#brazilian gp 2024#like europe is still classist as fuck#f1 reminds the world of that consistently#also idiots is a direct quote from someone who refused the deal re: broadcasting rights and regretted it big time#before anyone comes at me lmao#edit because i forgot: the British commentators used to say seb was only winning because of Newey's (a brit) designs#which Adrian has called out because they started using the same rhetoric with Max#and Adrian (+ his wife) have vocally criticised the british bias#also: adrian newey design 🤝 rb golden boy = lethal combination#because if it was just the designs as the British media claimed... why didn't their teammates have equal success with the same design?#but i digress#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#alex albon#yuki tsunoda#michael schumacher#only tagging drivers i explicitly mentioned but theres many more examples
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Cater being the only one in the Heartslabyul cast who isn't from the Queendom of Roses is something I think about way too much.
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#deuce spade#trey clover#cater diamond#i just think it's funny that he's the only one who's not british
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Back on my Scuderia Ferrari Team Principal Sebastian Vettel agenda.
#apparently the board of ferrari is meeting this week#and their chairman is deservedly questioning fred vasseur’s recent performance#only one man can save us#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#cl16#scuderia ferrari#canadian gp 2024#spanish gp 2024#austrian gp 2024#british gp 2024
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KLAUS VOORMANN photographed by HARRY GOODWIN, c. 1967.
Photos courtesy of the BBC photo archive.
#but daddy i love him#sad these are the only ones of him though#there are multiple different sessions of the others#klaus voormann#manfred mann#1960s#60s#sixties#classic rock#british invasion#vintage#classic#retro#legend#icon#iconic
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my bitch bad as hell in dimly lit, shaky focus, iphone camera pictures AND professionally taken, good quality, red carpet pictures
#my bitch (british man older than my father)#it’s an accomplishment I think#some men only look good with one haircut ykwim it’s like that kind of thing#like face card lethal#besides all the like really hard squinting but I think it’s really cute actually#it’s like a dad thing LOL#dilf posting#the walking dead#twd#rick grimes#the ones who live#towl#male celebrities#celebrity crush#andrew lincoln
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British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them
The avocados:
#British stores label avocados as ripe or not because people don't know how to tell by picking one up with their hands#these labels are almost always incorrect btw#we stayed with my in-laws for passover one year and I brought a bunch of avocados that were varying degrees of ripe so I could#have avocado on matzah for breakfast each day#and my mother in law just looked at the stickers saying they were ripe and freaked out that they were going to go bad and had to be eaten#and just served them to everyone for lunch on like day 2#without asking me!#I was so mad#half of them were decidely not ripe yet#for context: I have digestive issues and brought a lot of my own food to accommodate for it so she didn't have to#and you know how she served them? cut in half#on a plate#with a spoon#no salt no dressing no anything just eat half an avocado with a spoon#we went out and bought a bunch more the next day and I showed her how to tell which ones are ripe but I'm a salty bitch and I'm still mad#it's been like 3 years#also if one more Brit tells me they've made guacamole only to serve me a bowl of mashed avocado that saw a grain of salt once from a train#I will lose it
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British GP '24 // P7 in Quali
"I thought we were on for a positive result, but then, as the track started to dry up, we started losing competitiveness... I still think we didn't maximize the Q3 result, given the outlap issues we had with Fernando and Oscar, who were all three battling to get to the flag... But, yeah, I don't think we were on for a good result anyway."
#batting his eyelashes to make up for the shitty car...#it's only working a little#carlos sainz#British GP '24#2024#gifs#mine#formula one#f1#ferrari#silverstone grand prix
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british/gameshow au but its the wens and their token wei..!!! ft wwx's HMV Cashier era pre-chase
bonus lil sketch under cut!
#british mdzs#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#wen ning#wen qing#lan sizhui#a yuan#my art#art#drawing#sketch#fanart#and a lil mention of what mingjues up to in this universe.....hes in the sunshot campaign band i keep drawing wwx wearing merch of!#who else is there? not 3zun ill tell u that much this is a NIE ENDEAVOUR ONLY!#aka zonghui from the untamed is there. huaisang is their social media manager#and occasionally does some of the album art#guangyao and xichen are too busy game showing it UPPPPPPPP#sunshot campaign havent been active in 7 billion years and wwx mourns them daily he longs for a new album but mingjue is one of those#musicians thats just started doing side quests like..getting involved in business and shit#anyway sizhui is THEEEEE spottiest child alive i believe it#eli is that- nonbinary wen ning? yeah.
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im obsessed with neil newbon the Just Some Guy / Fey Creature energy he has, he dresses like a genderfluid cybergoth pajama model, has the body language of a tiny cat in the form of a 6'2 very large man, the bubbly energy of a middle school girl, the athletic skill of a stuntman, will say the smartest and sweetest and most heartbreaking shit and then 10 minutes later while he's gaming he'll accidentally take off a companion characters undies and flash everybody, wildshape his character into a cat, meow intermittently for 15 minutes and ur not quite sure if he realizes he's still doing it? Then he'll spin the strangest little story flirting with himself of two characters he made up and talking in the voices the whole time, remind you his half wood-elf is VERY stupid and very pansexual, and then leave? The minute i saw his first stream i was like FUCK i guess i'm keeping this guy huh. 10/10
#the second he opened his mouth i was like oh he got the kind of adhd that i got BAD#and then his best friend is a writer of one of my favorite episodes of NBC hannibal but he has the personality of a very tired british dad#it all feels made up#text#neil newbon#tbd ?#bg3#and ive only been watching his streams for like a WEEK btw#and so much happens every time#i am so jealous of his whimsy
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the death of real people is never funny, but i do think it would be an objectively hilarious end to the british monarchy if every prominent member of the royal family just dropped dead or disappeared over the course of a few years, and they just decide it's too expensive to keep having coronations/funerals so they finally call it quits
#this is my one and only contribution to the kate posting#kate middleton#the british royal family#anti monarchy
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#house md#gregory house#chris taub#screencap#s07e07 “A Pox on Our House”#sexiest american man - british#i believe house only hires hookers#regardless of what needs doing#so that plummer in one episode#you guessed it - hooker#its funnier if he doesn't have sex with them too#like he started hiring them for sex then it got lost along the way while he was amassing the network
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture 😭#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here 😭✋️
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♡ terry's chocolate orange - video by turdtwig
#stim#stimblr#food#christmas#chocolate#terry's chocolate orange#candy#brown#gold#star's stims#originals#hands#i tagged christmas because i know these things are kind of like a holiday tradition#but i only had one for the first time last year and i can't believe i never knew what i was missing#they sell them in chocolate bar form in the british candy aisle and i buy them sometimes because the flavor is so good
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So relevant for today's race.
#how do you fuck up your strategy so bad that you make your drivers go from p4 p5 to p9 and p10#only ferrari can tell you that i guess#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1blr#ferrari f1#scuderia ferrari#charles leclerc#carlos sainz junior#carlos sainz#2023 british gp#british gp 2023#silverstone gp 2023#f1 liveblog#f1*#f1 2023
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hot take… i think porter LOVES treasure so desperately
The first person to love him in decades, i’d love Treasure too😭
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted porter#crazy how I only like British accents when its an imitation of one
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