#i WANT TO KNOW EVEYRTHING

[axl-awesome]

sniffles….dose anybody know if there’s any like pmtok discords out there or just somewhere to hang out even if it doesn’t last a very long time…i just wanna talk to ppl again and yap abt headcanons or smth…im so loanly i feel like i havent properly hung out with anyone in months i need social interaction so badly my heart hurts!!

[shiroolynn]

Last exam of this semester lets gooooo aaaa

[fair-dinkum-mechanic]

Well how do I move on from this

[h4unt3d-s0u15]

i should learn how to switch whos fronting on will or smth

[dnangelic]

' ... ah . ' a squint . a glare , and then ---

' just who'd die of embarrassment , you idiot ?! ' a lunge for ritsuka's cheek ! he pulls an ounce of it between thumb and pointer , punishment ! punishment !

--- and then as fast as his retribution had begun , he lets go .

' i just don't want someone like you getting in the way ! ' a growling roar and a huff . ' the more people that know , the more that start to get involved and try to make a mess out of everything , ' and when you liked someone , really liked them , a part of you wanted them all to yourself --- right ? not just to keep , but to impress . it was the same ! ' --- so just let me do my job and work my magic ! the timing's just been ... off , ' and there were , of course , just a few other , ( err , ) menial concerns ... ' but even someone who hates me isn't off-limits !! '

ㅤㅤ" TALK about harsh ... " Well, not that Dark didn't have a point. Ritsuka was so painfully eager to express his heart when it came down to the people he loved but it was way too embarrassing to be called out on it yet another time !

ㅤㅤJust as he was about to finally make the only plausible guess, a finger was pressed up against his lips and he blinked, taking a moment to realize his intention. He found himself pausing as he considered it before his own knowing smile took his lips. " ... Afraid you'll die of embarrassment if I do say it ? " He couldn't help but tease. " But ... I guess you're right. It probably is better to leave them unsaid but I do have to ask ... have you actually confessed to this person ? " From the way Ritsuka spoke, it was clear that his own love was reciprocated but what about Dark ? Actually, what kind of relationship did they have anyways ? It seemed to be unrequited from the way they were spoken of.

[caxasy]

caleb x male!reader — being older than caleb, but shorter and smaller than him

[ can be read as in a relationship or that classic slow-burn, caleb is desperately yearning, childhood friend to CAN WE PLSPLSPLS BE LOVERS trope :3. personally, i wrote it with the latter in mind bc i LOVE that....as it's obviously seen in eveyrthing else on my profile ]

he would enjoy teasing you so much about this. always talks about how you used to be so much taller when you two were younger and wonders what happened, all a cocky smirk on his face. it’s not like you’re short either! it’s just that caleb is a tall piece of work (6’2 heart eyes hehe). not to mention, the fact that he works out and is basically a gym rat doesn’t mean he’s even somewhat equal to you in terms of muscle mass. if you were to stand in front of him, the width of his body would be almost double the size of yours.

so standing next to each other, a lot of people assume he’s the older one. but then he goes on to lovingly call you his hyung with a boyish grin on his face.

some of his habits include:

— leaning down to hear you, even though you’re not even that much shorter than him! he just really likes rubbing in your face that he is just taller. so whenever you speak, he’s bending at the waist to lower his face near yours, teasingly saying, “sorry couldn’t hear you, you’re so much shorter than me,” which almost always results in you shoving his face away.

— uses it to his advantage, a lot. being bigger than you generally means he overpowers you in a lot of contexts. for example, you want to get up off of the couch from your tv-binge crossed with cuddling session? that’s a hard no coming from caleb. he’ll hold you by the waist, pressing your back into his front and making sure you really can’t escape. you’d have to plead your case hard in order for him to even loosen his hold. but just when you think you’re free, he’ll tug you back down by the wrist, making you fall right on top of him.

“promise to come back?” he’ll ask with his puppy dog eyes, “i’ll be so lonely waiting for my cute hyung,” he whines, and you can’t tell if he’s really playing it up or if he’s seriously this distraught. seeing as he does it every single time you want to leave though, you’re starting to think it’s the former.

— guard dog privileges. well, even if you were taller and more muscle-y than caleb, there’s no way he’d ever let his guard down when he’s out with you. you being smaller and shorter than him just makes it easier for his presence to really linger to those around you. walking through the store, caleb is not far behind, holding onto your wrist in a tight grip to not lose you.

and even if he did, his head towering over those nearby makes it easier for him to find you. but, still he hates being separated from you for too long. leaves him feeling twitchy and anxious.

when people you know come up to you, caleb takes the backseat in the conversation, standing behind you and just listening intently. his buff arms are crossed over his chest as he quietly, but intently, observes whoever it is that is striking up conversation with you. if their gaze looks up at him for even a second, he narrows his eyes and tilts his head. as if he’s waiting for a reaction from them, for them to do something just to give him an excuse to pounce.

yeah, he enjoys using his height and intimidating build like that probably the most.

— if he hears anyone else make comments about your height and/or build, he actually will fight them. it’s a very much “you’re lucky he’s here right now because if he wasn’t, you’d be dead,” situation…he don’t play about his (unofficial official) mans yall T.T caleb is very protective of your image and you, in general. so even though you’ll catch him making jokes 24/7 about how hes younger, but taller and whatnot, the moment anything similar to that is said by some random, he’s actually rolling his sleeves up.

“were you talking about [name] just now? think carefully before you respond,”

“let me catch you saying stupid shit like that again and i’ll really fuck you up,”

“hyunngg, can’t i just punch him? just once? nice and hard?”

meanwhile, you’re dragging him by his wrist with as much force and strength as you can, but he’s planted like a tree, staring that mf down. not until you physically pull his gaze away by turning his head does he back down. and even then he’s still throwing glares over his shoulder at the person.

— likes being the small spoon just to annoy you sometimes. he juts his entire body into yours, that backwards scoot thing, and sighs in relief and relaxation at your warm embrace. meanwhile you’re trying to get his ass off of your entire waist and stomach. he’s talking about, “hehe, hyung you’re so comfy~” meanwhile you CANNOT breathe.

but even if he isn’t little spoon, he’s still obsessed with cuddling into you. if he’s the big spoon, you’re unfortunately still suffocating in his heavy ass limbs sprawled over on top of you.

he’s a big physical touch guy and you have to put up with him and his clingy demands for as long as he’s around, aka for forever.

his head will bury itself into your neck or rest comfortably on top of yours, the feeling of his breath hitting your forehead while he sleeps peacefully. the arm around your waist is secure. if he’s feeling extra handsy, his hand will sprawl out wide across your stomach and rub up and down. it’s funny because it’s a motion that relaxes you, but it seems he does it more so for himself than you — wanting to truly feel your skin against his at any given moment. his legs will tangle with yours, resting in between your own, squeezing every now and then.

and not even in a perverted way - he loves when you two sleep in just your boxers and nothing else because it lets him really feel you. he just loves being able to squeeze and grab at you whenever he please, his wandering hands when he sleeps are a testament to that.

— lowkey, he kinda manhandles you. not in a rough or rude way, though. it’s all very gentle and careful, but he does do it. he’s just so strong and loves the feeling of being in control and protecting you. what i mean by manhandle is kind of like, just maneuvering you around in crowded spaces, pulling and tugging you to keep you close and to follow him. he always walks ahead, clearing a path for the two of you since most people do make space for a glaring, 6’2 buff guy. you don’t know he’s glaring though and just assume people are being really kind…they’re not, they’re kind of scared.

(scenario time because i love to think about caleb just so easily using his strength to guide you with little to no effort because he’s so strong and buff and handsome and muscle-y and i want to bite his biceps) (im very serious)

you two were waiting in line at the busy cafe, at the end of the counter waiting for your name to be called. in hindsight, going to the one cafe on campus during peak traffic hours wasn’t entirely the smartest decision, but you really wanted a good caffeinated drink and who was caleb to deny you that. he would jump that counter and craft it for you himself if he could, but opted to just patiently wait like everyone else.

one of the baristas called a name of a person standing behind you and caleb, who was hovering a centimeter behind you for this exact reason, quickly pulled you in by your waist, keeping you steady despite you losing your balance at the sudden grab.

“caleb! i almost knocked you over! actually, you and the other ten people next to you, what was that for?” he just shakes his head, eyes trailing over the guy who was now grabbing his coffee, clenching his jaw.

“it’s nothing, just wanted to make sure you didn’t get body slammed,” he says in a simple tone, watching the guy until he left. then he turn his gaze down to look at you, “are you okay?”

flustered at his sudden concern and soft voice, you nod, going silent.

“people gotta learn some manners,” he sighs, brushing your hair aside before cupping your cheek with a touch that can only be described as gentle. his other hand still rests comfortable at your waist. he gives it a tender squeeze, “stick close to me, okay, hyung?”

“m’kay,” you murmur, feeling bashful at his affectionate self.

when the two of you finally make it out of the crowded space, he’s still holding you close with his arm around your shoulder. you walk side by side and there’s a secret pleased look on his face at how snug you are against him. right where you should be.

tall, muscle-y, and buff caleb can be a handful sometimes, but at the end of the day his 6’2 self is just full of so much love for you <3

[ask-postcrash-curly]

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sorry can s.omeone please helpme please and quicker this time its worse sorry thankyou justneed it to stop fast please, i am quite afraid its fucking fireworks isnt even thesaem thing that happened to me,and itsnot real why does ithurt that s so pointless im sick of it im nevergoing to be able to be a person again if i have a panic ove r eveyrthing i nwant to go home soon now

pleasmake it turn off fast thank you love you help im scared

supposed to be strong this isso stupid hahaha. ow ow ow ow

cananyone haer me. pleas em ake it turn off cant do this one forso long its makingme panic every time oneofthem goes off haha it doesnt even soundthe same it was muchlouder when iitreally happened

what if the asteroid goes into a star a sun and idont die because im not allowed ever and i ahve to beo nfire forever!! that would be bad i don t want that . oh my god what the fuck am i talking about. maybe i shoudl just scream really loud and then jimmy will come and maybe he'll hit me hard enough to make itstop

no hah okay nope im not goingt o do that . thatss not a good plam at all! then iwould probably cry and he owudl hitme more!! cheers!!!!!!!! hahaha

are any of you there i want it to stop fast please. please can the time delay things not work this time idont want to wait that long .

nooo no it's fine i mean cmon the only reason that it took so long last time's because oft hhe dleays and then all the good videos came at once and it was good theyll . theyre not going to ignore me its okay that will not happen. oh god but i cant wait that long not again pleasecan you break the itme delya this time i dont want to i dont want to do this anymore

i migth start screming by accdint . i dont want to do that i t will make anya upset and jhimmy wuill be angyr and. i dont want him to be angry he might . be agnry. whyis eveyrone angyr with me all thetime i dont try to be frustrating i dont i reallydont . i dont want to be by myself anymore can you please. the rescueline disconnceted and no one can do anything to helpme please acn soemhone help me befroe i make it worse and scream haha oh mygod no i was wrong its the same its the same the sound is different but the way the colors burst across youreyelids when you shut themisthe same and tehn you cant shut them anymore and it hurts it hurts andeverything is white and then its red and youcant even scream youcant move and its just burnign and it takestoo long to pass out why did it take so long i felt evyrting it ev en when iw asnt awake i oculd feel it burnign

and i think i think he left me in there on purpose i think hewanted to make sure i coldnt get better i think he wanted to hurt me i htink he was angyr stilll about the firing an waht i sadi in the cockpit afterhis eval i think maybe thats why he hates me now i didnt i didnt know jimmy i wouldnthave said that if iknew why are you angry i wanted. to help why would you hurther jim she didnt do anytihng to you why would you why would you hurt her why would you hurt me wgy do you keep hurting me. idont ressist anymore so youdont have to push so hard dont have to reach sofar why do you . you want to hurt me yeah? you want to and itsnot because ofanything but you and me. jimmy anya soembdoy cann you make the fireworks go away for me please i will be better

please can aynoe hear me im sc ared im so scared i dont want to beon fire agian it hurt so much and wheni. woke up i couldnt stop screaming . i ocudnt stop im going tos cream aagain and hes going to hit me but nope he wont kill me he wont knock me out because i have to feel it i have to feel veyrthing all the time i cant even sleep!!! that woudl be too peaceful and i dont get to have it peaceful no no no!!!!!!! not allowed for curlly to hvave peaceful i have to be feleing all of it

i onyl had two days i only had two days iwanted to help but i was scared ishouldntmake excuses im sorry nevermind nevermind im sorry anyaimsory shoudnthave been you never you never anybody else i shoudlvedonesomething i shoudlve let us both die whenwe werekids ojgod no no i cantwant him todie hewas. my firned no no no he hurtssherbieng selfish why did i tell them why did i let her tell him why did i let him go in there why did i go in there

i wish it had killed me then it woudlnt stil hurt its been so so so so long forever humanbody isnt supposed to fele this way for so long icant do it anymore iwish they ddint all ahte me s omuch i dindt crash thesip i didnt do it i didnt i neverwouldve done it whyd theybleve you so easilyi am i thiat easy to, did anyoen ever likeme or did they all feel the same as you jimmy is that why. deado pixels everywehr theye all dead pixels and i ahve to bealive its not fair no no haha it is fair this is this is what happens when you dont do anythign now you dont get to!!!!!!cant fix anythuing no matere how muchyou want toooo

cant do anything ever and iut always hurts and shes aways crying andhe doesnt smile anymore and i dont seehim naymore hes drinnkinghismelf to death and none fo them aluagh they used to laugh i miss mmy parents i miss closing my eyes i miss when thinsgs were soft andpeople hugged me evenif it was just pretend and they didnt care i could believe it sometimes and it didnthurt

i wanna go home

i wnana go to sleep

im reallyscared that im going to scream soon not onpurpose

can anybody hear or amitalkingto nothing . can anyeone hear me? icanrt. see anything exceot, the

hah ha am i tlaking too much . i think i am . why would you give this to me. youknow it would hurt me . why does eveyrone liek to hurt me am i that awful or is it that fun . ah hahaha. it jus. it kepe s on going. ahahahaahaha. and anotheranotther anohter another another!!!! is htis because i c omplaiend about the fireare youmad at me because iwouldnt stop saying it overand over wouldnt shut up god it's so annoyign haha right thats it yeah? youask ove and over and nothing chagnes so you have to stop before you get hurt because therse a reaseono they dont listen and if you keep asking againanda again and again forever theyll make you pay.

im soryr ill. be quiet

youdont have to make it go away this time , i can. deal with itthis time until it ends if you dont do it agian. could we make that deal, is that all right can we

amibeing punished

i think i am

or maybe not . only persons get punished im not a perosn im a toy i think . thats it thats all it is anymore and hwen a toy breaks you break it moreandmoreandmore and thneyou throw itawya into the incinerator to burn forever yeah?

everyneos going to go away. whoeven cares right? got thier own lives. own worlds other worlds better worlds. better world where im gone!!! got real friends haha got reaaal families real sons. and the firworks keeo going and eveyrone goes away!!! boom boom boom thats anotehr oen gone. jsut me just me all by mysefl in th empty

oh no no no

no no nonoonnononononono im cryingnow i need to stop no ones in here and if he hears me he might

please imsorry if anyones still there please hlep i acnt stop hes going to hear me pleaseimscared

[st4r-th0ughts]

Happy birthday, Kakavasha.

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tw/cw: ‘they were roommates that want to make out but are too idiotic to make a move’ ahh, Aventurine has shitty lifestyle habits, this is in the same au as this, the cat cakes are in here and keep jumping both of you, not proofread!

note(s): I should be studying but I love aventurine so it’s ok, tags: @walpurg @rxzennia @sh1-n0bu @honkai-star-thirst (if you want I can add you to a taglist), @briefblazefox (an apology for the angst)

summary: birthdays are a occasion you have never celebrated. But for him, you’ll do anything.

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ׂ╰┈➤ [𓏵]- your name

The alarm blared you awake as you sit up, your hand fumbling by your bedside for the earring Aventurine had gifted you months ago, before it hits the button on your phone to mute the annoying noise making your hed pound.

Turning the screen to you, the numbers read 7:30 am, a rare timing for you to wake as your usually up and about at 4:00- 4:30am, ready to wake Aventurine at precisely at 6 to start the day.

But, the date reads 5 May. The day of the Kakava, and Sir’s birthday. You know this because he’d mentioned it in passing before, when you were accomapnying him through a mall for his usual shopping sprees, and in a arcade, a birthday party was being held for a young boy.

A girl, perhaps a few years older than him, was standing beside him, cheering him with the boy’s friends while he blew out the candles. You caught a glimpse of Aventurine’s face, how he stares a bit too long at the sibling duo, and how his eyes look fondly at them, and how his smile falters before it cheers up and he looks away again.

You dont know much about Aventurine, in all honesty. You only knew he came from Sigonia, and was possibly one of the last Avgins from his homeplanet, and that was only because late one night, you’d gone back to the IPC’s library to consult the records.

Birthdays were a occasion that was not so revered in Everflame mansion. When you came of age, they were barely acknowleged at all, because such occasions never served your job a purpose.

But when Aventurine first managed to pry that information out of you, your last birthday was him spoiling you 24/7 with lavish gifts and decadent food. Sure, he does it often, but you notice that he’d made the effort to buy you things you want, food you had been dying to taste, unlike the inital gifts where it was more of trying to buy your loyalty.

However, Aventurine is rich. He’s a trillionare, maybe even richer than one, consideirng you watched him spend 3 trillion dollars betting on something against the grey haired trailblazer, while you had a decent income just by being his bodyguard.

Therefore, he is able to buy eveyrthing to your heart’s desire, and by entent, his own. How are you supposed to appease his tatses? All the things you think of buying for him, one, he’d either refund the purchase, or it’s something he has already has or tried before.

The only thing that you can think of, is cooking for him. Aventurine, as extravagent and as expensive his tastebuds are, he has shit eating habits. If he isnt eating out with you or during meetings and events, he practically lives off coffee from the hours he spends in his office, you have to be the one to remind him to eat because at best, he’ll microwave instant noodles or a snadwich. It’s infuriating, because he’s always teasing you for eating badly yourself, yet he doesnt take his own advice.

You wouldnt say you’re great at cooking. Your hands were precise and still, making it easy for things like cracking eggs, and knife skills come in handy when cutting and carving fruits. But other things like perfecting the heat of a pan are not your strong suits. Staring at the recipe page detailing a step by step instruction on how to make pancakes, you stare at the part where they said to seperate the yolks and whites before glancing back at the bowl where you had whisked them both together.

You hope the smell of the failed pancakes that sit on a plate either raw or burnt dont wake up Aventurine. Coupled with his terrible eating habits, he sleeps rather late and gets up early. You’ve never seen him when he just wakes up, but you’ve seen him with dark rims round his eyes, and you’d rather he wake up on his own time. The cats are meowing incessantly at your feet, maybe they’ll serve as his mini alarm clocks with how loud they’re complaining about being hungry.

When 8:15 rolls around, you hear footsteps pattering slugishly down the steps, and a there’s a small smile you quikcly suppress out of instinct. You’re proud of what you have accomplished, a decent breakfast of pancakes, eggs and bacon that you had pulled out from the forgotten asscrack of the freezer. The unsuccessful pancakes are on your own plate, and the coffee is steaming in his mug.

“[𓏵]? What is…?”

Ah. Groggy and disoriented, it’s rare for you to ever see Aventurine not looking like his usual smug self and ready with his witty quips. The cat cakes meow loudly as they leap to his feet, one of them pawing and prancing at his feet while the other two leap on the kitchen counter to try and cling onto the gambler.

You let yourself smile lightly, grabbing the plate and setting it gently in front of Aventurine, pursing your lips as one of the cat cakes decide to paw at your slippers, the other two still seeking attention while Aventurine pets them. His pyjamas are loose, and his neck and part of his chest are exposed. You watch as he snags a strawberry slice into his mouth, watching his eyes open from the sweetness.

“I thought you’d be hungry.”

You mutter awkwardly, cringing internally at the shit conversation starter, sighing as you scratch the back of your neck, your eyes softening as you gaze at Aventurine, who is looking at the food with a suprised look, which doesnt surprise you entirely, you know part of his past, he’d probably never had much of a decent breakfast, much less have anyone make some for him.

“It’s your birthday, you told me back in December when we were shopping.”

Aventurine’s gaze tilts to face you, his stunned expression sticking as his mouth opens in silence. No one has truly knows his birthday, save for a few like Topaz and Ratio, who send him birthday texts and leave gifts on his office desk. But he’s used to having a silent birthday, just buying a small cake and with only the cats to keep him company on the very day where his life went downhill.

“I dont celebrate birthdays often, I… actually dont think I’ve had one myself until you bothered to smother me with gifts and extravagence.”

You sigh, standing awkwardly agsint the counter as you stare at the floor, blinking as one of the cat cakes stare back with big, googly eyes that make it seem like they have absolutely no thoughts in thier eyes, unlike you, because there are thousands of thoughts racing through your mind.

The man cuts off your thoughts as he stands up, walking towards you and wrapping hesitant arms around you, and the warmth of his body, the proximity makes your face heat up, stiffening as your right arm gently wraps around Aventurine, your palm finding his waist as you lock eyes.

“Aventurine-”

“Kakavasha.”

He interupts you, pulling away from the hug while you’re internally dissapointed at the lack of warmth, your eyes making contact as the blond gazes at you with a soft, grateful look as he smiles, a genuine one.

“My name is Kakavasha, [𓏵].”

After a few moments of silence, you nod. The morning light bounces off Kakavasha’s face, making him impossibly handsome in the bright light, his hair is accentuated by the warm shine, your heart races faster as your hand finds his.

“Yes, of course, sir.”

You murmur softly, the cats yowling wildly in thier protest of not being fed, and Kakavasha laughs as one of them pounced on the counter and smushes thier way between you, the other two trying to accompany it.

“Happy birthday, Kakavasha.”

fin.

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[megatraven]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! THE COLORING, THEIR POSES, THE EXPRESSIONS..... PERFECTION!!!!!! ����💛💛💛💛💛

@megatraven AYE AYE CAPTAIN

[theshypinkflower]

how would you think the btd cast + tpof would be parents in general? assume the child is theirs or like they willingly adopted

Oooooo a long answer. Sit down anon we’re gonna be here for while. (THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOR TOO LONG SO HERE HAVE THE FIRST THREE DADS)

🔨Strade:

-Pretty sure it’s canon he’s good to kids

-He’s like the goofy dad that blares his old rock music when picking you up from school to embarrass you

-He’s all smiles and very light hearted

-He does know when to be strict, but it’s nothing out of the ordinary

-With a kid in the house though it’s hard to have victims, I mean when you’re young he can do a good job of keeping you out of the basement but as you get older he’s gotta find another place to get his energy out and film his videos

-If you turn out as sadistic as him he’d be so proud of you

-he makes SUCH good food too, he is a pro at working the grill

-he’s the dad who makes you hold the flashlight while he’s working on a car, you’d always be helping him with projects and what not

🦊Ren/Fox:

-huge nerd dad

-since you were born you’ve been watching anime, playing classic games, reading manga

-he’s a very affectionate dad, he always makes sure to tell you he loves you. He thought your little ears and tail (cmon ofc you’d be a hybrid) were so cute. Even if you are adopted he just has such baby fever, def adopted you as a baby.

-he shelters you quite a bit, he’s worried that you might meet someone like Strade when you finally move out and that terrifies him. No matter how many times hes said he loved strade.

-I see ren being a huge foodie, like hell read about restaurants with like picture worthy foods and he just knows he has to take you with him

-spoils you ROTTEN, his kid will never leave him if spoiled, right? They’ll wanna stick around! Plus your little trinkets and goodies make great distractions when he’s…filming. Plus I imagine as Ren gets older (more like Fox now) gifts are his way of apologizing. Fox is more emotionally distant than he was when he was younger, so saying sorry is a bit difficult.

🌿Lawerence:

-Look I know this question is under the guise of each character WANTING kids but I CANNOT see Lawerence genuinely wanting kids

-Kids are loud, messy, and obnoxious. Aka, eveyrthing Lawerence hates

-He is too terrified to even adopt a kid, he doesn’t see himself as responsible enough to care for a kid. Especially with his sadistic needs and the fact he’s constantly rotting

-He thinks bringing life into this world would be selfish of him (little does bro know he’s infertile)

-If you want kids I’m sorry but it’s a no go from Lawerence. You can have plant babies instead! (Cats and dogs are also out of the question. Sorry, no fur babies.)

(I do have HCs for Cain as a dad but they are more canon aligned with his ACTUAL kid, same goes for Akira. I already did Sano hcs as a parent, you just gotta look through my headcanon tag. I LOVED doing this hc btw, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS ASK ME THINGS EHHEHEHEHEHEH)

[peachhcs]

https://www.tumblr.com/peachhcs/766558720067043328/httpswwwtumblrcompeachhcs766163417530875904

EMMMMMMM! i know you love cliff hangers you always do them :(((( !!! but like still amazing holy crap

yes yes immediately yes. another part for sure!we need will and sam to finally talk

PART 7!!!! (yes there will be more and as many parts as y'all want this to be) here's also a small moment of will dropping eveyrthing for samy, but it will also be in the next part as well 😌

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part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6

"hello?" will breathed.

"will?" a wave of relief washed through him when he heard samy's familar voice on the other end.

"samy? h-hi.." he was at a loss for words that he couldn't say anything other than hi despite the million questions running through his brain.

"h-hi. i-i'm sorry this is..i haven't called," samy started and will could hear the edge in her voice which made his heart break.

"let's go boys! on the ice!" coach warsofsky called into the locker room, his loud voice making the blonde cringe and curse to himself because this phone call really couldn't have happened at a worse time.

"shit, are you at practice right now? i-i'm sorry..i totally forgot..i can call back?" samy began when she heard his coach through the phone. shit.

will knew he needed to get on the ice or else warsofsky would make him do lines, but he couldn't just hang up now—not when he was finally hearing his girlfriend's voice after a day of not hearing anything. plus, he knew one of the reasons samy probably didn't call until now was because she didn't want to distract him from hockey.

"come on, pick it up! pick it up! we have a long practice ahead of us!" warsofsky boomed again as more of will's teammates filed out of the locker room.

fuck it.

will dashed out of the locker room through the other exit. he scrambled into the hallway where he nearly fell over from his skates still on and the blade cover hitting the tile. "no, no..i can talk. i promise. it's good to hear your voice..i-i was worried," will admitted softly, sinking onto the ground where he pulled his skates off.

"y-yeah. sorry. i'm sorry. i should've called. i don't know i didn't. i just–"

"are you okay? luke told me about your surgery," will cut the brunette off because even though he was upset that she didn't call him, he needed to make sure she was okay first and foremost.

"uh, yeah. i'm okay. just a tendon tear. nothing serious," samy swallowed, glad will couldn't see the anxiety clouding around her while she glanced around the hospital room and luke pretending not to listen.

"a tendon tear is kind of serious..you didn't get up off the field," will said more as a statement.

"i-i..yeah..but i'm fine now. i promise. it just kind of knocked the wind out of me, but i'm fine. i promise," the girl said like she was trying to prove it to herself too.

"i'm glad you're okay. i was really worried about you," his words made samy feel even guiltier, especially because of the soft tone he was using with her even though she expected him to be mad she didn't call sooner.

"i know. i'm sorry. i should've called," the youngest hughes admitted, head hanging low.

"why didn't you?" will asked, his voice still soft which made samy cringe.

"i just..i didn't wanna bother you knowing you're still getting settled into the team and the season..i didn't think it mattered because i'm fine now and it wasn't anything serious like i was dying or something," the brunette admitted again.

"of course it matters. you matter to me. you're my number one priority," his words brought a bright blush to her cheeks.

"you just have so much on your plate..i didn't wanna burden you. didn't wanna..put too much on you and make you run out or something.." samy mumbled the last part and will was pretty sure he felt his heart shatter into a million little pieces hearing her say that.

"you thought i was gonna..leave you again?" the crack in his voice hurt. a lot.

"i dunno..maybe? i didn't wanna.. be too much or something."

the silence engulfed them whole. will pulled a hand through his hair as he struggled to find the right words and samy bit back more tears threatening to escape.

"you know i'd never leave you again, right? i love you, samy. a lot more than i can even begin to explain," finally, will said something while trying to keep his voice from cracking even more.

"i know that."

"you're not a burden to me, i promise. you're the only thing i think about all the time so there's no way you'd be too much for me. if anything, i'm too much for you," his attempt at a small joke made both of them laugh.

"i love you, will. i'm really sorry i was scared to reach out. i guess it's just been hard..trusting again," the brunette mumbled a bit ashamedly and that broke will's heart again knowing samy was still trying to trust him.

before he could respond though, the door next to him burst open and he snapped his head up. macklin stared down at him looking wide-eyed. "there you are, smitty. you gotta get on the ice. coach is looking for you," the brunette rushed out and will knew he needed to go for real this time.

"yeah, okay. i'm on it. tell him i was in the bathroom," will said and macklin nodded as the two hurried back into the locker room.

"i'll call you again, okay? i love you," will said to samy still on the phone.

"yeah, okay. sorry for keeping you. i love you," and that was it. they hung up and the blonde quickly rushed to the rink before he got in even more trouble.

later, while will waited for macklin to finish up his shower, he was on his phone searching plane tickets and the fastest he could get out to michigan. samy's admission earlier broke his heart and he hated she still felt that way, so he wanted to do everything he could to prove to her that she did matter to him and she wasn't a burden.

he found the tickets that would get him out by tomorrow morning and into michigan that afternoon. he glanced up at his teammates and coach's office—he'd get killed if he just left without warning for a few days. he probably wouldn't even play.

but will needed to see samy. he needed to prove to her that he's drop everything for her no matter what.

so he bought the tickets in a few quick taps and they were in his email a second later.

[elllisaaa]

eli i’m having dirty bookworm thoughts again… they can at least break me from my reading slump not only make me more addicted to sunghoon 🤨 DOES SUNGHOON EVEN READ why am i coming up with these kind of ideas 😭

i’m thinking 💭 you’re writing a romance novel with a few sex scenes sprinkled in there and when sunghoon finds out about them after you give him to read your first draft he gets jealous?? you’ve spend so much time thinking about these things what if you were horny and you touched yourself after writing them out? and you didn’t tell him a thing?? he decides to do every single intimate scene from your book to you tonight but TIMES better 🙃

sunghoon is really going to be your bias sweetie i think, you're constantly losing your mind over him (but don't ever stop, i love it). it's so funny to me how we're always associating him with books lmaoo but i'm here for it and i love to write it everytime. 

SUNGHOON has always been very supportive of you and every project you started. so when you announced that you had been writing some novels and wanted to get serious with that, he couldn't have been more proud of you. 

he was so attentive to your every need whenever you started another writing session. he brings you tea or coffee when you're thirsty and cooks for you when he knows you've spent the whole day working on your novels and didn't eat. but sunghoon was always there to take care of you and help you out of your writing blocks by giving you idea, or reading your texts to help you improve. 

so when you told him that you wanted to start writing a romance novel, he was all in helping you even if he teased you a little bit by reminding you not to describe him too much as the perfect boyfriend. but apart from that, he doesn't try to interfere in the creative process too much, not asking about the plot if you don't mention it to him. but sunghoon is always there to help you whenever you need it.

it's not until you give him the first draft of your novel to read that he notices the few sex scenes that you also wrote. and listen, sunghoon is not easily getting jealous, he trusts you with his life, so how did words on paper were getting angry ? because he was. he could only imagine you thinking about all the dirty scenarios you wrote, all alone while he could have been there and make them come true. he couldn't help but wonder if you touched yourself while writing all this. 

sunghoon didn't even reach the end of the novel before picking you up and carrying you to the bedroom. you don't even understand what's happening until your boyfriend starts to undress himself. 

"you're such a naughty girl princess, writing all these things when you could've just told me that you wanted to get your ass spanked."

your cheeks were burning as you tried to defend yourself. yes, the sex scenes of your novel were self-indulgent, including all the fantasies you couldn't voice to sunghoon. but you didn't think that he would pick up on that. though he clearly did as he caged you in with his arms, lips inches away from yours.

"gonna make all these things you wrote real hm ?"

and he would so do that : manhandling you in all the positions you described, slapping your ass, fucking you rough until you cried and letting you sit on his face. eveyrthing you wrote, he did it ten times better, resulting in you orgasming too much time to count and your body dripping with sunghoon's cum.

"now you will tell me everything you want baby, right ?"

when you nodded mindlessly, too fucked out to focus on anything else than his beautiful face and his cocky smirk.

"good girl. you know i'm the only on to make you feel like that"

[strangestcase]

Hello vro!!! (Rye-kin writing under cover, but ig I js broke my cover </3…) BUT LEIK… this has been driving me crazy and I wanted to ask u bc you know eveyrthing and you’re very nice about sharing info! This has been driving me up a wall, but I vaguely remember seeing smt about a draft of jnh that included other characters, and perhaps more of uttersons thoughts(?). I haven’t been able to find any proof of this just a google, and disorganized as I am I ofc didn’t take any notes. Tyyy! -Ronnay!!!

Oh yeah! Some Fragments of that draft are present in the Annotated Jekyll and Hyde, including bits in which Utterson suspects Hyde is Jekyll’s son (and drops it when he meets him; they don’t look alike at all), Jekyll straight up says he came up with Hyde as a cute nickname for his second life and it stuck, and there’s this wet pathetic guy called Lemsome that has an ambiguously gay relationship w Hyde (and later Hyde kills him)… this all shows up in the new annotated edition along w a very good prologue… sadly the draft elements aren’t quite elaborated on.

[ancha-aus]

NewAgeAU Drabble - Magic and Love

Because I had an idea. For a shorter drabble/snippet while I continue to scheme on the big thing. And i needed to focus on something else for a bit. I hope you are ready @spotaus because i felt like writing something sweet and a tiny bit of a gutpunch! :D

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"The Princess looked at the wizard. Waiting with held breath as they considered her request. But one thing she had no considered with her question, was the fact that the wizard loved to play tricks.

And a trick he played. He nodded and agreed to the young Princess's request and the Princess's soul swelted with hope. She would have wings and fly away and fly free.

The wizard waved his wand and the Princess felt herself change. She gained the wings she had wished for so desperately but that was not all. She could feel her skin start to thin as her dress grow too tight. She felt her face start to stretch, as if she had a pimple growing under her skin. Her hands shook and she stared down, only to see her beautiful brown skin turn a bright angry red as her nails grew into claws.

The Wizard chackled with glee as the Princess turned into a feared dragon with a sample wave of his magic." The voice pauses as the hand moves to turn the page.

"How did that work?"

Ccino blinked and shot him a confused look. Nightmare stared at Ccino as he was waiting for his answer. He did feel a bit back of breaking Ccino out of his concentration and reading.

Ccino looks down at the book "What do you mean?"

Nightmare snuggles closer to Ccino. Ccino is so tall! Or maybe Nightmare is still real tiny? He is arleady 5 and everyone said he should be stronger and bigger but Ccino said he was fine. and Ccino is already like... twelve! He would know right? He is real smart and grown up!

Nightmare carefully touches the drawing of the wizard and the princess. And the next picture on the next page. Of a feared dragon "Magic... How does magic work?"

Ccino blinks and looks at the book before smiling at him "I am not sure? I am not that smart Nightlight... Maybe you can ask Dream and his teachers?"

Ngihtmare looks back at Ccino with confusion "But you know everything..."

Ccino laughs and shakes his skull "I don't Nightlight. And it is okay that i am not smart like you and Dream." he smiles again.

Nightmare shakes his skull again and pouts up at Ccino. His mom always tells him not to pout but Ccino never does. Ccino just smiles at him when he pouts.

And Ccino smiles at him gently. He rubs his cheek and mutters softly "No need to be sad..." He keeps rubbing his cheek "Maybe Dream will share what he learned in his classes?" Ccino glances at Dream.

Who is rolled up and sound asleep. Hugging a large plushy close as he sleeps peacefully though stroytime. Nightmare isn't even sure why Dream wants to be here for storytime. He always falls asleep.

Thought that he gets... It is nice to sleep with Ccino in his bed. It is warm and comfy and feels nice to be near their Ccino.

Nightmare shakes his skull and pouts "Dream says his teachers told him that i would need special training to know and learn and i don't get that. My classes are other stuff." it is unfair. He wants to learn magic. He looks at Ccino "I want to know magic. Please?"

Ccino frowns as he thinks. Staring at the book and messing with it. Nightmare waits patiently. He knows that Ccino needs time to think sometimes. Probably because he knows everything and stuff! Means he has to think through eveyrthing he knows and find the right answer! Kinda like how Nightmare has to look through lists and stuff to find the books he needs!

Ccino speaks slowly and softly "My... parents told me... long ago... That magic is connected to your soul... That what you can and can't do is all in there..." he smiles nad taps Nightmare's sternum and Nightmare can't help but giggle as he pushes close to Ccino's side. Ccino smiles again as he speaks "My... dad used to say that he could do magic because he loved us... My mom loved to sing and her sungs were magic... So... I think it is love related?" he tilts his skull.

Nightmare smiles before frowning. He stares at Ccino "But... but you love us loads. Loads and loads." more than anyone. Ccino loves them the absolute most! "But you have no magic..."

Ccino frowns before grinning and leaning close "Wanne know a secret?"

Ngihtmare is already nodding as he stares.

Ccino grins as he pokes his sternum softly "love, also comes from your soul."

Nightmare blinks and Ccino continues wiht a grin as he points at his soul "My soul is still tiny. It doens't have a lot of room. So... Because i have so much love... my soul is already full. It can't fit any magic in there anymore." he grins and nuzzles Nightmare's skull and Nightmare leans close with a happy purr.

"And how could my soul not be full of love? When I love you and your twin so much?"

Nightmare smiles brightly as he leans into Ccino's embrace. "I love you."

Ccino giggles and nuzzles the top of his skull "And I love you my little Nightlight. You and your brother both. I love you both so much."

Nightmare smiles as he pushes close to Ccino. He always smells of baked stuff and vanilla. He is warm and Nightmare feels safe.

Ccino hums softly "Want me to continue reading or go to sleep?"

Nightmare can't help but yawn as he mutters "Sleep? Can you hum?"

Ccino laughs softly "Of course." They lay down as Ccino puts the book to the side. Nightmare is soon surrounded by the warm soft blanket as he lays plastered against Ccino's side. One arm around him as the other is no doubt hugging his dear twin close as well. Ccino nuzzles his skull again and then a soft humming starts. Familiar tunes and dips and falls and Nightmare yawns as he falls asleep.

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Nightmare stares at the very old book. He had found it in the library, forgotten on a shelve and it brought back memories from so very long ago.

His tendrils move and twitch with his emotions. Ever moving, never silenty, never calm.

He would do everything to go back to then... When he felt save and home...

He traces the drawing with the princess with a large red dragon behind it. Her in the shadows of the beast she was forced to turn into. She had only wanted to be free.

He should put the book back on the shelve. Return it to its rightful place.

Instead Ngihtmare just tugs it under his shoulder as he returns to his bedroom. It is very late. He had spend a long time in his study to work on new plans to secure his rule and secure the safety in his castle.

Ngihtmare returns to his bedroom and opens the door. The room is dark and empty. Still he leaves the found book in his personal bookshelf. He stares at the empty room and bed.

Nightmare is about to get ready for bed when he just... He shouldnt'... He is an adult now. Older. Wiser. He knows now. He knows the pain and suffering his... his mother... had done to...

He shouldn't keep bothering him.

In the end he still leaves his own room. Nightmare stalks through the empty and dark castle. Melting into shadows to remain hidden and silent.

Ngihtmare stops before a nice sturdy door. Nightmare had been sure to move him to a better room. A better home to rest.

He relaly shouldn't...

He stil knocks on the door.

Nightmare shouldn't do this. Ccino has very early mornings. He needs his sleep and the chance to rest. Nightmare can't keep waking him up in the middle of the night.

The door creaks open and Ccino looks out of the creak "My king?" the door opens fully.

Nightmare can't stand the title. Not when Ccino says it. It isn't right "Just me."

Ccino frowns as he glances around and looks at him searching "Is something wrong? did something happen?"

Ngihtmare shakes his skull "Can I... come in?"

Ccino blinks but nods "of course." He opens the door further. Nightmare goes inside and it gets easier to breath.

The room is all soft growns with small potted plants. It is a small safe haven. Nightmare feels terrible for intruding on Ccino's space. This is suposed to be his space yet Nightmare ends up here so often.

Ccino looks up at him "Nightmare? What is wrong? did soemthing happen?" he frowns as he thinks "Ddi someone mess withyour food? Did the guards say something again? I can look into it in the morning?"

Ngihtmare shakes his skull but can't get it past his teeth. The reason why he is here. The same as he feels right now.

Ccino frowns but nods as he guides him towards his small couch. Ccino helps him sit and sits wiht him "It is oaky. deep rbeaths. Stuff is changing quickly and it can get overwhelming. You are still learning about beign a king and people still need time to get used to you as king. You can do this." he smiles at him.

Nightmare can't keep it in anymore "Do you love me?"

Ccino looks shocked and Ngihtmare feels terrible "I am sorry. I shouldn't ask. It is unfair to you as I am a king now." He is selfish and a terrible person.

Ccino frowns as he take shis hand "It is oaky... I am jsut surprised. I thought... I thought you said you have magic that makes you able to feel things that others feel now. Empathy and things like it. I figured you would be able to feel how I feel?" and he just looks at him curiously.

Ngihtmare looks at him helplessly before looking away "Just because you love someone doesn't mean you can't also hate them..." Dream loved him but hated him now. His twin still feels both ways towards Nightmare. Ngihtmare himself hates his mother, but some part of him will forever love Nim even if that love hurts sometimes.

He just... He can't handle Ccino hating him.

Then two arms lock around his shoulders and Nightmare freezes. Ccino hums "this used to be easier when you were smaller... That is one downside is supose. Makes it harder to embrace and hold you."

Nightmare can't help it as he just sinks completely into Ccino. Shrinking into himself to try and make himself fit. He ends up laying in Ccino's arms as Ccino lays his skull on top of Nightmare's "As for your question. Of course I love you. I still love you and your brother very much Nightmare. Nothing changed that."

Ngihtmare wants to cry. Instead he just holds unto Ccino tighter. His tendrils wrapping around the other to hold him clsoer.

Nightamre needs to check. he needs to be sure "But you are stuck..."

Ccino hums "And you canceled the contract as soon as you knew about it. You made sure it wouldn't keep me locked in as soon as you realised you could free me."

Nightmare lays against the other. Feeling his soul slowly calm down "It is still my fault... If it hadn't been for me.... You wouldn't be..."

Ccino hums as he just continues to keep his skull on top of Nightmare's "It wasn't your fault, neither was it Dream's. It was all on Nim. Nim decided she was allowed to steal children. Not you two. You two aren't at fault. If it hadn't been me it would have been someone else."

Nightmare frowns as he leans against him "You were... stuck in a living hell. Just because Nim decided to steal you."

Ccino gives a small shrug but answers him out loud as well "It was rough... but you know what? Even in that darkness, I had a small ligth in there to help me." then a bit more teasing "A little Nightlight."

The old nickname feels like an arrow through his soul but in the best way. He tightens his grip on Ccino.

Ccino mutter softly to him "And just to be sure. I still love you Nightmare. That isn't changing. I will be right here for when you need me."

Nightmare finally feels his feelings and soul calm down. And once his soul calms so does his magic.

Nightmare feels himself start to fall asleep as Ccino hums a familiar tune. One he holds so dear and knows by heart. Nightmare lets hismelf relax and swears he will make sure that Ccino gets the next day more free time to relax. But for now he is warm and safe and so very loved.

[wyked-original-writing]

owl man lore. enkys. lore. pls. i beg. i wish ot know eveyrthing about him. how does he influence all the events in tgopd? does it all come back to hims? also, does he interact the main caseT? oh1 and why owl? actualli ave more questions--what's his origin sotyr? and why so many deahtns on his hands.

sorry im very sleep but i ned to wno.

So ahhh this gets deep in spoilers and I mean for the series so proceed below the line at your own risk...not sure how much will be used or changed by the time I get to book 4.5

Enky is the first god....he sprang forth from the void and is the void...the others showed up many years after he had started building a world alone. The company was nice and slowly they began to create things for the planets within the realm.

Enky can travel between them at will as can Solace and Kieran if he wanted to as they all have a connection with the ether of the world that the other gods do not.

Long ago there was a war in which Damaluna Enky's betrothed died in, with here death Enky snapped and ended the war by killing the one responsible but as a result well...let's just say only a handful of the gods survived the explosion the fates died and they had to rebuild...

Enky is the only one who saw the path Nereza was going down and warned the others but it was for naught.... They did not listen..

Bonus fact by warning them of it he was sacrificing his own happiness as he knew that if that path wasn't taken then Damaluna wouldn't be reborn again.. but for those he considered family he was willing to remain alone forever...

Well, they didn't listen events are happening and Mal, Oisìn, Taz and Jade are in the heart of it along with Kieran... He is manipulating things in a way that gives them the best chance as he cannot outright help them as it would cause another war and he'd rather not be the only god left in existence...

Owls were the bird that Damaluna had a connection with...she had one as a pet so his preference for owls is a commitment to her...before meeting her his preference had been crows and eagles...but the swift wings of an owl aren't too bad and it reminds him of the times he traveled with her in his owl form.

Kieran may be the main god of the series but Enky has his hand in everything including certain actions that solace takes.

I hope that answered your ask.

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 33

welcome to the thirty-third fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

1. Rose-Colored Boy by melancholymango

“I missed you, you know.”

“Yeah?” Lance sighed, warm and giddy, clearly not absorbing how serious the words truly were. Keith nodded his head for a few seconds, not trusting himself to speak around the size of his emotions. He was suddenly brought back to the years alone on the whale, when all he’d had to keep him going was memories of his friends, of Lance.

“Yeah.” Keith said, more certainty in his voice now. He reached down, hesitantly threading his fingers through Lance’s and giving his hand a squeeze. Lance tensed next to him. “I still do.”

“I mean, I’m right here.”

“Are you? You still seem pretty far away.”

again i know im not really big on those fics that make the team out to be deliberately cruel, but sometimes its cathartic tbh. sometimes you remember canon and ur just like yeah what if he got angry. what if someone got angry for him. what then. and mango gives us that

2. Swamp of Sorrows by SwissArmyKnife

Pike gets exposed to acidic ooze, which leads Block (& Keith) to make a few discoveries about their party’s rogue.

“We can't leave them like this,” Meklavar said of Valayun and Pike, who’d been laid beside the fire. "Look at how bad those welts are." She came up with a bottle of oil and a cake of soap. "I can smell water nearby. We can get them washed and roll them in a blanket to sleep off the spore. What do you think?"

"I think it's our only choice," Takashi said.

monsters and mana fic!!!!! everybody say YES to righteous anger on pike’s behalf. and also say yes to pike bc i love him. this fic is interesting bc its a little tense and awkward bc this ragtag team of misfits doesnt quite trust each other yet but they also cant quite stop themselves from caring about each other. so even though they dont all agree on eveyrthing and dont agree about all, they do agree that pike needs more care than he got. also unrelated but the fact that shiro’s m&m name is fucking takashi kills me every time like man just wants to be himself 💀

3. Beneath the Champagne Sea by SwissArmyKnife

The paladins make a diplomatic visit to a planet with sexual dimorphism roughly opposite that of Earth. Women are larger and more powerful, while men are leaner and smaller. Cue their horror at gaunt, sickly Pidge and mild disgust with the ’womanly’ Shiro. Lance hits the sweet spot. He's got the build and features to draw the eyes and the charm to keep them. Their hosts are quite taken with him, in particular the daughter of the queen, whose forwardness is a comic reversal of Lance’s usual dynamic with women. Lance likes the attention and finds her intriguing, but eventually things take a discomforting turn.

Lance tried to step around her, wanting to walk away from a conversation that seemed less and less likely to end well, but Leh’n seized his wrist before he could. Her grip was tight, and freeing himself would require an act of aggression, which he still wanted to avoid. ‘Think of the mission, of how important it is to get the castle up and running again,’ he coached himself.

Still, that did nothing to stop his blood pressure from skyrocketing as Leh’n leaned closer and said. “I am not accustomed to reluctance.”

i swear to god that ive recced this before, but i couldnt find it in my records so here it is!! this fic is endlessly fascinating. the exploration of gender roles is super interesting, considering who is impacted in this fic and how. the discussion about beauty standards, power imbalances, the alien wrench in things was so cool! and i think lance, who is very much someone who rides that gender lines in terms of presentation of hobbies and even chracter traits, makes sense as the main character here. interesting think piece. 

4. you had me at merlot by @ryomakun

“Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.

--

Keith accidentally starts a YouTube channel. Lance, of course, refuses to be left out. It goes about as well as you'd expect. (Ft. copious amounts of wine and a truly shameless number of references to MyDrunkKitchen, DailyGrace, and general pop culture)

this fic is HILARIOUS. its one of the firsts i ever screenshotted for the scrapbook i have of fics that made me laugh out loud. i offer you this one part that really made me giggle: 

““It tastes good,” Keith says petulantly as he glares at the accusing finger Hunk has pointed at him. “No offense Hunk but that stuff you gave me for my twenty-first tasted like feet and antiseptic.”

“That was a merlot,” Hunk wails. “The good kind, too!”

Ignoring them, Lance stands in front of the rum selection. This is why he didn’t want to bring anyone. They might call him loud and embarrassing, but at least he doesn’t yell inside WalMart about the virtues of a “real red wine.” An elderly couple passes through, eying the bickering three. Lance resolutely pretends he is here shopping by himself.“

the way they are so ridiculous that LANCE of all people is embarrassed of them...cinema. also this fic is peak bc it has klance as enemies to lovers and childhood friends to lovers at the same time. iconique

5. Flayed by @admiralcanthackett

Lance gets hit with a face full of spores and it leaves him wracked with pain. Touch is the only relief he can find.

yes i know i tag this author all the time but in my defense there was a point in my life where i was OBSESSED with faer fics. truly. anyways this one has unexpectedly protective keith, like to a very high degree, and im loving the heavy themes of trust and emotional as well as physical vulnerability 

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!