#i HATE bio

[caliburn-the-sword]

if i was an evil scientist i wouldn't build a doom ray or anything i would simply start giving the gift of flight to species flightless birds, one by one. the first just causes the world to be in absolute shock but delight. the second is a strange coincidence, causes a bunch of memes. after the third species the other scientists begin to think there's some kind of phenomena occurring and desperately start researching the hell out of it. once we got to 10 species of birds they're counting it down like an extinction clock. once we get to the last flightless bird everyone breathes a breath of fresh air, more so the relief that it's over than them actually finding a cause or explanation. and then i give the first species of lizard the gift of flight and the whole process starts again, effectively driving all other scientists insane

[stareesm]

i picked the wrong subject and now i'm going to suffer for 3 years

[lesbianfanfictionenthusiast]

christianity can't be real bc if god were good i wouldn't be writing a biology exam on my birthday

[vee1021]

Ugh, I have to do make-up work for school eeeewwww

[frowny-clowny]

Not me crying in frustration over being a multicellular vertebrate, and having to learn biology

[chiquilines]

Public garden study date!!

[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

next time you make baseless claims about how scary sharks are, look at a salmon shark.

look at him. you’re gonna look at him and tell me he’s infesting our waters? that this is a creature of terror?

look at him. look at him real good. this is a little dude. how fucking dare you talk about him this way. he’s gonna cry now, look at what you did. bet you feel real fucking stupid, huh? real silly? you better. think about what you’ve done. bitch

[orientarla]

あなたについて私が嫌いな10のこと ᭢᭱✿

[erial-c]

as a result of me looking at redacted merch , i made a few merch designs/concepts of my own !!

i wanted them to be just discrete (..ish) enough that they can be worn casually but are still recognizable !! obviously just my takes on merch, nothing serious (i have no clue whether anyone else wld actually like these) i jst had a fun time making these hehehehe

[silusvesuius]

nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am

[shapelytimber]

not sure if you've answered this before but for the sapphic au... how did leia and luke get made if their parents are both cis ? are they force babies, created by anakin meddling with the force just as sidious did and thereby killing padme? or maybe they just went to star wars sperm bank idk. desperately curious to see if you have an explanation in mind or if they just kind of popped into existence (sorry I just get wrapped up in silly details with everything)

Oh am I glad you asked !

Only hole in my flawless explanation..... There is no way in hell Anakin in topping regularly in this relationship. So gotta assume the moment they tried to switch it up a bit they got magic stap babies.

[osiris-iii-bc]

✨WHAT A WONDERFUL TIME TO POST SOME COPIIIA CONTENT!✨

You Will Never Walk Alone is a beautiful, immersive fanfiction by the always adorable @lilspacewolfie. This illustration is one of two that I’ve been working on for this wonderful story, inspired by the vibes I get when I read it 🌹

Why two versions:

I was fairly quick with this one, completing the full drawing in a day. However, as usual, my process involves stepping back for a few days before revisiting the drawing to see how I feel about it with fresh eyes. And that’s usually where the problems start.

In this particular case, I couldn’t wrap my mind around the finished version. Something felt incomplete, so I began adding elements and details, but nothing seemed to satisfy me… until I tried removing things. Colors, details, shadows… I kept simplifying until I reverted back to the original sketch. And that was it: peace of mind. Just a simple, rough black sketch was what I needed. Funny.

Since the colored version is finished anyway, you’ll get that one too.

[flashfuture]

(Batgirl vol 5 #50)

The Batkids having allowances canonically is so funny to me. "Stipend" for what Dick ??

[ranticore]

you wouldn't know it but the original lineart of the painting from yesterday was my attempt at a water scene with sipho nymphs and scalefish, two of the main animal groups found in high abundance around the spire

but my strength. my energy. i can't hold it for inventing wildlife i can't do it

[kiwiwi-art-aaa]

[brother-emperors]

It’s a little bit ‘I was the match and you were the rock, maybe we started this fire/We sat apart and watched all we had burn on the pyre,’ and ‘Do you understand that we will never be the same again?’ from Bastille’s The Things We Lost In The Fire

and a little bit:

‘A l’instar de son aîné, Caius Antonius sait se montrer délicieux. Il est cultivé, intelligent, plein d’esprit, gracieux, amiable. Surtout, il appartient à la même génération que Brutus, au même milieu. Depuis le départ de Cassius pour l’Orient, il y à quatre mois, Marcus a vécu avec des hommes dont il pourrait être le père, ou avec les soldats, des bas officiers plus âgés mais qui ne sont pas de son monde.’

and also

‘En juin, Cassius a enlevé Laodicée et définitivement défait les forces de Dolabella. Jugeant les autres à sq propre mesur, le beau Publius Cornelius s'est souvenu de ce qu'il avait fait subir à Trebonius…Cassius passant pour un homme violent et rancunier, pour un ami fidèle aussi, Dolabella s'est dit qu'il allait payer la mort horrible de l'ancien gouverneur.’

Brutus: Assassin par idéal, Anne Berner

actually it’s mostly about how my entire playlist for the road leading up to Philippi (after both Brutus and Cassius leave Rome after the assassination of Caesar) is Bastille’s Bad Blood album on repeat. I want their relationship to get messy. There’s another version of this scene that gets a lot more teeth to the subtext of the conversation, but I wanted to play around with it first before committing to like. room layouts. there was originally a couple of transitional panels before the last 2 because I wanted Brutus to really chew on this thought he has, but augh. stairs. didn’t feel like drawing those.

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