#i Can tell you that

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

Marauders as shit the back row boys in my class have said

Peter: *talking about the local gang activity*

Remus: bro, why do you know all this?

James: yeah, are you in a gang or something?

Peter, who is lying: no, I would never partake in that

Sirius: then why do you know all this?

Peter: …

Peter: I watch the news

[churrorat-art]

Ah, yes, "jolly" co-op...

[icemintfreeze]

Literally me when the garden is fearful (I LOVE FEAR GARDEN SO MUCH AND IVE BEEN MEANING TO READ TEN RULES IT LOOKS SO AMAZING SO FAR RGAHJRKAKGKSKKGKSKF SCREAMMMSSSSS)

also I just started bones crushing so if you . Say anything thats possible spoilers ple ase dont . Spoilers me SORYAHRHJAJF (I think its Bubble I think thats my theory I think its her) (I’ve thought it was her since like the first few chapters) (I made a teirlist to keep track of my suspects and who is ruled out)

you are so extremely so super awesome and you inspire me a lot !!!!!!!

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yes

HELLOOOOO????? HELLO UR STYLE OH MY GOD???!? THESE ARE SICK!!!! /VPOS

And ohmygosh I do hope you enjoy ten rules!!!! Thank you so much for your kind words, I’m flattered to hear that I inspire you!! 🥹

Enjoy the rest of FG2!!!

[surr3al1sm]

Just the thought of how I’m going to be writing the Traveler in chapter 10 of MLYiD is already making me pissed.

[icarus-suraki]

Whenever posts that are like "the protag of the last show/movie you watched is now your best friend" or "you now have the job of the protag of the last show/movie you watched" or whatever come around I always have to sit there for like 15, 20 minutes and try and remember what show/movie I've watched last because like 99% of my media consumption is dumb shit on YouTube.

[gaps-between-stories]

also like. mcdavid slashed first. we should literally all acknowledge that the orange and blue bitch fucked around and found out

between McCryBaby and leon "who ME???" draisaitl i'm so fucking sick of this shit

[miserye]

guys my stomach hurts

[settecamara]

[beatstarbitch]

in my ethel cain truth tonight stay tuned for what that means for my mental health!

[welcometomybraincomics]

The Double Dutch Bandits

You're at home and you hear a knock at your door. On your doorstep you find a package addressed to you. You bring it inside and open it. 6 men in ski masks crawl out. You try running to the phone, but 2 of them intercept you. In their hands are 2 jump ropes. Your eyes widen. Before you can respond, they start swinging. You jump, becoming trapped within the strings, compelled to jump along as they start to sing:

"Apple's on a stick just make me sick. Make my tummy go 246. Not because they're dirty. Not because they're clean. Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Hey boys look over there, here comes your wife in her underwear."

You look behind you to find your wife also trapped in this careful game.

"She can wibble, she can wobble, she can do the splits. I bet you 5 dollars that you can't do this. Close your eyes and count to 10..."

 Entranced, you follow their instruction.

 " 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! "

You open your eyes after the last count, their voices fading from your ears. To your horror, you find yourself in an empty house, as if it's the day you first moved in. Even your clothes are gone!!!

The Double Dutch Bandits strike again.

Only the Playground Champion (the ones who can jump in and out of the game at will) can save the day

Playground Champion: *tips cowboy hat to cover face like an old man remembering the war* Its been a long time since I've heard this old song and dance.

[sweetertangerine]

"what have you been doing"

Well-

[serethereal]

you'll have to pry following random accs I have nothing in common with out of my cold dead hands

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[littlemut]

[astriiformes]

Really says something about the dire state of offerings for men interested in sewing their own clothes that even searching things like "interesting men's clothing patterns" brings up articles with links to four or five whole websites that primarily offer admittedly nice but practically identical patterns for making button-ups and work pants and maybe a varsity/bomber jacket if you're lucky.

(Branching out into historical costuming for everyday wear is like your one shot at variation, and even then, the ratio of men's to women's patterns on every website is frustrating to say the least.)

Patternmakers as a trans man I am begging you. Give me a little more to work with here.