she/they • 26 • those little gay squids have bewitched me, mind, body, and soul • GapsBetweenStories on AO3
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this front office will fire anyone BUT gmrf
#stop handing coaches shit built rosters and expecting them to make a cup winning team#*screaming into my hands*#HES THE COMMON FUCKING DENOMINATOR#dan deserved better#fuck you#seattle kraken#krakenblr#kraken lb
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Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.
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i cant worry about the kings rn cause god has a plan for them (dying r1 against the oilers for the 4th year in a row)
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it wouldnt be kraken hockey if we werent fucking up an nhl debut
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dunner swearing at the refs from the box oh we are SO back
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04/08/2025: insane reverse hit from yamo
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idk man i just think after what we did to yamo last season he kinda deserved that game against us
#look it was a sexy goal#and a sexier reverse hit#sweet potato revenge tour#kailer yamamoto#utah hockey club
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all the kraken do is ruin each other's milestone games, eat hot chip, and lie
#another nhl goalie debut for us to ✨️ruuuuiiiiiin✨️#bby whatever happens rn its not your fault#kraken lb#seattle kraken#victor ostman
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welcome to the nhl victor ostman hope youre ready to rumble
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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okay but there is something disquieting about this urge to cast fan writers as altruists. they give us all this for free!! well, no.
they’re sharing
it’s a key difference in perception. fic isn’t given. it’s shared. it’s part of a fandom community— in which readers are also an integral part.
it’s probably inevitable mission creep from the increasingly transactional nature of the internet and fandom-as-consumerism, which was always gonna happen after corps worked out how much bank there is to make from those weirdo fan people
but like. fandom is sharing. i think we’ve lost that somewhere.
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when the player features mention that seattle provided stability to a player:
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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the things i would do to have sports betting recriminalized
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not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers
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for my followers who do not watch severance:
dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive
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