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so many types of girls. california ones, pink pony ones. et cetera

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so do we think this is gonna get ANY mainstream coverage or

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THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!!!!!!

Kraken W 8-2!

3 defensemen scored! (Big Rig, Evans, Montour)

1 defenseman got his first career hat trick! (Montour)

THE BLUE LINE SHOWED UP TONIGHT!

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and thanks to @kensatou we have the interview too… he’s earned that suzy homemaker nickname

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In my head nhl captains only exist in three forms: ball of sunshine and rainbows (e.g. sidney crosby, sasha barkov), absolute fucking menace (e.g. brad marchand, brady tkachuk) or eternally traumatised by the narrative (e.g. connor mcdavid, quinn hughes)

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Find out Quinn Hughes' pet peeve 🎥 NHL

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sidgeno lost a tumblr poll to... a eurovision ship that's only a year old? hear ye hear ye, the fall of hrpf is upon us...

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One of the sweetest things is when you post a new work on AO3 and then one of your old works gets a comment because it means that somebody read the new thing and liked it so much that they went and checked what other stuff you wrote and they liked that enough to tell you about it and I just think that is so fucking precious!! thank you thank you thank you to the people who do that, keep doing it it's the best feeling as an author

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Was talking with one of my very lesbian friends about body dysmorphia and how you can look at a fucking gorgeous woman who has a lot of the same qualities as yourself and not realize that the complement also applies to yourself. I asked her if she'd been watching Dancing With The Stars this season and she said no.

So i showed her a picture of Ilona Maher from this week's episode.

Her response:

"Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh. Thigh."

So anyway, the takeaway here is that one person's 'too masculine' is another person's 'thigh.'

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92 attempted shots tn from the canes joey deserves a GUN

**edit: 94 ACTUALLY THEY ADDED 2 MORE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK**

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oh my god do not fight canner do nOT FIGHT CANNER?????

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save us coach jess save us

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hi kraken id really love it if joey wasn't the only kraken playing hockey tn thx

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yanni. i love you. you are my terrible horrible wife. but i stg. stop getting fucking penalties tonight

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oh BEAUTIFUL forecheck on the second half of that pp holy

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that ABSOLUTELY should've been 2 penalties what the FUCK