#i AM so looking forward to meeting jack tho!!!!!

[bloodydeanwinchester]

im getting soooooo close to the widowers arc in this fic and i am DREADING it…. i feel like it’s gonna be sooooo bad for dean. it’s already bad and all that’s happened is cas played him for the colt and left him ☹️

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - Many Tiny Idiots, Some Irreverent Hotness & an Engagement

Organized, in each category, with ones I'm enjoying most at the top.

Oct 2024 Week 4

Ongoing Series - Thai

Fourever You (Thai Thurs YT) ep 4 of 16 - OK so Hill has really been trying to pick him up from the beginning? I don’t understand why there’s any doubt around girls at all. He Gay everyone. Why is Tatch (2 Moons Ambassador) the only seme in Thai BL history allowed to actually just say "I don’t date women.”

Why is that so hard?

This show is definitely frustrating me, but I must admit that it’s the one I look forward to the most each week.

Love Sick 2024 (Thai Sun iQIYI) ep 6 of 15 - I am now only watching the uncut version, and I gotta say it makes all the difference. Please don’t watch the cut version of this show if you can possibly help it. It’s like cliff's notes of cliff's notes. I love the tiny side couple of tough kid + the dork of the music club. Ah the beach sequence. Condenced WAY DOWN, I see. We lost one of the most iconic lines in all BL but i think everything is improved by how much tighter the plot is in the remake (6 episodes became 1!). So I’m enjoying it. Weirdly, I'm not sure I would be enjoying it, if I hadn’t seen the original.

Is anyone watching this on iQIYI who hasn't seen the original? Just out of curiosity. Tell me how it's going for you, would ya? 

I'm doing a face-off style watch along of this new version versus the original 2014-2015 version.

Kidnap (Fri YT) ep 8 of 12 - I don’t entirely get it. They were apart for approximately 11 minutes. I would’ve thought GMMTV would’ve drawn it out for longer and more angst. Smiley face kiss was cute, but the star of this ep was that gorgeous pale blue waffle sweater on Q. What a great color for Leng! 

Jack & Joker (Thai Mon IQIYI) ep 7 of 12 - I do like that we’re seeing an honest exploration of poverty and hopelessness. I’m not sure how I feel about it inside my BL, tho I’m willing to persavere for this pair.

Battle of the Writers (Sun YT) ep 12 end - Someone said recently "just imagine what TutorYim could do with an actual script." And you know what? I agree. Because they sure as shit haven’t gotten one yet. And it’s getting quite frustrating. I’m having JaFirst flashbacks. Frankly, 2024 has been a year of unmitigated BL nonsense narratives. And I’m tired of it. I know it’s bog standard for the genre, but it feels like there’s been more than normal faff this year.

Summary 

An incredibly convoluted, disjointed, and badly-paced drama that is about(?) some writers writing a thing and some boys who knew each other when they were kids, lots of pretty sexy times, and not much else. The visuals are gorgeous, the side couples are overly appealing (with little to no screen time), the dubbing and sound is absurdly bad, and the fantasy novel (play within a play) makes no sense whatsoever while also managing to be the show that we all actually wanted to see instead of what we were given. 6/10 

In conclusion, I have no interest in attempting to understand or revisit this show, and I certainly wouldn’t recommend it, but if you have nothing better to do…… the sex is good (frankly I have exes that satisfy all the same criteria). So there it is: this show is like a bad but still hot ex.  

Every You Every Me (Thai Mon Gaga) ep 3 of 10 - Nice to see Fiat in something again. Namping is very angel baby.  This episode made me think that this pair would do a great Thai remake of Love Tractor, and now that’s pretty much all I want in life. I enjoyed wardrobe in this episode. It looks like we get the same characters next week. Cool. 

Bad Guy My Boss (Thai Sun Gaga) ep 6 of 10 - I guess everyone is messy slutty bisexual in this show? Do I care? Not even slightly. BLabies, I don’t think I’m gonna make it. I might have to drop this one.

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

See Your Love (Taiwan Weds Gaga) ep 1-2 of 13 - I adore it, what a wonderful meet cute. I love a Taiwanese BL that starts with a gratuitous kidnapping, some chasing, and a bit of a fight sequence. We in OLD fashioned territory. 

Teenager Judge (Vietnam Sat YT) ep 5 of ? - I continue to enjoy it very much.

My Damn Business (Korea Sat YT) eps 4 of 7 - Oh! Is the sleazy boss gonna turn out to be actually a sleazy player? That would be an interesting twist.

Let Free the Curse of Taekwondo (Korea Thurs Gaga) eps 3 of 8 - I’m really not a big fan of my pain coming from Korea. I’m getting a whiff of To My Star 2 from this one. And that does not make me happy. I know: high quality high angst yada yada blah blah blah. But also unnecessary pain? No thank you. 

First Note Of Love (Taiwan Mon Gaga) ep 12 end - Of course, I love the part where Reese and Orca spoke each other’s languages.

Conclusion

Had this been produced a mere 3 or 4 years ago, I would’ve been quite enamored. But by comparison to what we’ve been getting, this is a lackluster offering. A has-been musician and a much younger composer meet, fall in love, and attempt to rectify his stalled musical career. Cute side couple of a Thai popstar + his Korean manager. Everyone is very fine and it was a fine show. I wasn’t disappointed, but I wasn’t impressed either. 8/10 

Love is Like a Poison AKA Doku Koi: Doku mo Sugireba Koi to Naru (Japan Tues Netflix?) 6 of 10 eps - It was a fun little confession and climax, there was crying, and a bridge kiss (been a while) all of this appeals to me even if they are tiny idiots (in the immortal words of @heretherebedork )

Eccentric Romance (Korea Weds Viki) eps 5-6 of 12 - More tiny idiot boyfriends who don’t realize they’re boyfriends. That’s it, that’s all that’s happening. Ostensibly there’s some kind of murder. But it seems to be acting more like set dressing than plot.

It's airing but...

The Hidden Moon (Sat WeTV) 10 eps - Supernatural romance (my ghost boyfriend trope) by Violet Rain (I Feel You Linger). A man is hired to write an article about an old mansion. He sees the ghosts of people who died at the mansion, falls in love with one of them. Was substantially recast. I loved IFYLITA except the ending so I think I'll let this one run it's course you can tell me if it's work tracking down... if they managed to land it. I have my doubts.

In case you missed it

Mew & Tul legit engaged.

Love in the Big City (Korea Viki) 8ep - Vicki dropped them all at once which means I did what I do under such circumstances and skipped to watch the final episode. (I am well aware that this makes me a monster. ) Anygay, that told me that I’m not gonna be bothering to watch the series. Now y'all can tell me how amazing it is and what I’ve missed and blah blah blah. But I’m comfortable with my choice. It’s ICRY 2.0 + HIV. And I’m not willing to play its literatti game. At some point I might watch it on fast-forward for the sex scenes, but I’m not at that point yet. 

Next Week Looks Like This:

Upcoming BLs for 2024 are listed here. This list is not kept updated, so please leave a comment if you know something new or RP with additions.

Still Coming:

10/27 Perfect 10 Liners (Thai Sun YouTube?) 24 eps! - New directing yet another university BL with engineers + their mentees. Based on a Jittirain novel. with a massive cast and massive run time. We will be watching this until APRIL of 2025!

ForceBook playing the same old characters = enemies to lovers tsunder/sunshine jock/nerd thing.

PerthChimonSanta are doing the cohabitation cool guy/dork trope.

JuniorMark are doing popular sunshine meets lonely sad boy (the only interesting pair IMHO).

I think Blue Canvas of Youthful Days has started on iQIYI but I only get it on Viki and that doesn't drop for a few days, plus...... CBL......? Not sure I'll report on this one unless it's really good.

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

From Uncle Unknown which is truly terrible but this was so SO funny. I'm still chuckling when I think about it.

The first representation of shipping in a BL that I actually enjoyed. Also Dat's clear approval of being shipped didn't hurt. (Judge)

(lask week)

The tag BLigade: @doorajar @solitaryandwandering @my-rose-tinted-glasses @babymbbatinygirl @babymbbatinygirl @isisanna-blog @mmastertheone @pickletrip @aliceisathome @urikawa-miyuki @tokillamonger @sunflower-positiiivity @rocketturtle4 @blglplus @anythinggoesintheshire @everlightly @renafire @mestizashinrin @bl-bam-beyond @small-dark-and-delicious @saezurumurmurs

Sigh, Tumblr in its infinite wisdom doesn't like too many at-ings.

[were-wolverine]

just watched the final doctor who special.... spoilers ahead

THEY FINALLY. GAVE THEM A HAPPY ENDING. WITH DONNA TOO!!! SHE WAS THE BEST CHOICE TO COME BACK TO. TO 'COME BACK HOME' ADFASF;UOHSDFOS

they're a familu ims sobbing they afinalyl let 10 be happy wven if technialy theyre 14

10 has always been the most traumatized honestly. it's esp evident in the one special with 10 11 and the War Doctor where 10 remembers exactly how many children were on Gallifrey when they "destroyed" it. he's also the angriest and most unhinged (Waters of Mars, his 'death' scene, def more i can't remember). he lost the most of all the new who doctors (rose, martha, donna, river song)

just remembered donna was 10's last companion. crying again. he was always meant to come back to her.

ALSO!!! IVE ALWAYS SAID THEY ACT LIKE SIBLINGS AND NOW ITS PRETTY MUCH CANON. "MY BEST FRIEND, MY NIECE, MY BROTHER-IN-LAW" LIKE CMON. THEY ARE SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!

and he still gets to have a Rose in his life :,)

i am now going to make a bunch of crack hcs about the Doctor and Donna being a PTA-mom duo lol. everyone is like "why is this man with you? where is your husband" and donna is like "excuse you, this is my long lost brother who cares deeply for his niece. shaun is making dinner for us. never speak to me again."

ncuti seems like SO much fun omg im really looking forward to his adventures. and him being so caring towards 14 :,) their interactions were so sweet esp bc its also david passing on the mantle yk?

15 really said "you're going to therapy for both of us thanks" as if that's how it works. babe pls.

i was kinda disappointed that their TARDIS interiors are the same but alas, its probably way easier than making a whole new one so i get it. for a sec there i thought we were gonna get 9 & 10's TARDIS back but no :(

ALSO- the toymaker being afraid of 'the one who waits'... listen i know its unrealistic BUT i really want it to be Me/Ashildr because she is said to be 'waiting to play chess at the end of the universe' and i think it would be so cool. i want to see her again. which reminds me i really wanna write/read a fic of her and capt jack meeting bc they were both turned immortal by the doctor and then left behind. but anyway

i also think it could be river song or capt jack, maybe even clara. aside from them tho idk who else it would be (unless its someone from classic who or a new character)

[asoulofatlantis]

Kevin appearantly knew Dingo and he is the one who introduced him to Van.

And we have our favorite Assasin-Couple back! Huray! I love my Nadia and you should too! She is great and always says the right things at the right time ♥

So much about lore... XD Don't you have work to do Kevin?

Lapis looks adorable!

EXCUSE ME?! Don't you betray me now, Lapis!

Appearantly Kevin is back to hunting heretics and Swin and Nadia are not having it, given their oath to never kill again. (Appearantly Rufus founds are all used by the girl's expensive exploits? ^^' I guess it isn't easy for a former and technically speaking "dead" governor to find a new job either, huh? ^^' Poor Rufus.

Currently doing some side-mission meeting Marielle and the two Dancer-Girls whos names I also can not seem to remember ^^' Also meeting Jack and Halle.

All old man in Trails a weird XD

Eien has been mentioned a few times already. I wonder if we ever met her in person in a game. Like... as a moving model and not just in a picture or manga or as a book story XD

Yes Rufus, have you visited your brother and his adorable little girlfriend who apparently grew big boobies by bow? XD

How can you say that? Your brother loves you, despite all the (sometimes literal) backstabbing you have done!

Okay entering the second part of the Day 2 playthrough. 2 1/2 hours left and the new Stream is already going strong once again with Rean mostly doing some sidemissions. So we should be able to get through that part a big quicker this time despite the golden child being there ^^'

But back to Kevin and Rufus who are done now playing cards.

And were at Grim Garten now. And now we are back and talk a bit about the backstory of our Desert-Town which only survived because Hamiliton did something to save their water-supply or something like that.

Kevin can use this technique to see somewhat what someone did in the past and he chose Dingo here for some reason I do not fully get yet.

Kevin is really rough on Swin and Nadia here. Telling them he might have to "silence them" if things go wrong. No idea why he is so hard on them tho. Maybe he doesn't trust them fully because of their past?

But I guess there is no need to worry. There is no way to break these two. Ever again.

Kevin tries to teach them that sometimes, to protect each other, they might have to kill (no wonder he isn't working with Rean, he would go nuts with that kind of thinking...) and Swin just said that if Nadia dies, he dies too. This is so romantic, even tho in a very fucked up way ^^'

Kevin has decided to test the picnic Squad in a battle it seems. And as we right as Rufus-Team that means after all those year I can FINALLY kick that mans ass! Wohoo! Now I am looking forward to playing Kai myself one day XD

Kevins Stigma has become quite colorful it seems ^^'

They won! (Yes to kicking Kevins ass after all those years of hating him XD) And now he accepted that they can be trusted and is willing to go on with them to whatever exactly his goal is if they want to.

Nadia playfull mentioned Ries and I love her even more for it ♥

(At this point, I think the reason she is not with him is because of what he wants to do... she would have stopped him for sure.)

We got a flashback of Risettes first encounter with the ASO and I love how the camera focused so much on the Van and Agnes cutness of that first time. Ah... I miss that. I wish it stayed and Elaine stayed away... *achem* Sorry. The shipper in me is... uh... yeah... lets move on...

(In the meantime on Reans Stream they are backing cake XD Oh! I have to remember to check that scene out, there was a small flashback to a part of class7 so maybe they mention what someone else is doing...)

(Not to selfe: Fight with Lucrecia in Grimgarden. Appearantly Rean gets an Alisa tease... and then flirting with him? We will see tomorrow!)

[*achem* I almost had an accident because in the dark I did not see a bike on the stream coming right at me when I crossed a road so I am a bit in shock still. Thankfully nothing happened, but my mother stopped me in her panic while already halfway on the street and... uh... doesn't matter, I am just a bit out of it right now. So not sure how much sense the rest of my reaction will make. But I try! So back to it!]

Hammilton is having secrets with Dingo... uh was having secrets with Dingo ^^'

OBVIOUSLY! Guys! NEVER trust people in lapcoats in a Trails-Game XD

It seems like Hammilton is using some sort of "fake" Genesis to do certain things. Appearantly, the whole thing with the water drying up in the Desert City was her manipulating reality or something like this.

Okay. With Kevin deciding to be back to beeing called the "Heretic Hunter" his route ends end we get into the intermission. Were we play a bit with our new Enforcers Friends while actually mixing our 3 teams.

This is Hajimari all over again XD

Dealing with Ouroboros is mildly exhausting in this game ^^'

Isn't that still a freaking spoiler at this point in the game? Or did she already mention that in the connect-event with Van? Seems to obviously important to mention in a connect-event tho.

Ups! Novartis went a bit too far adressing Agnes and Van is now in full protection modus. (Not that I am complaining... XD)

[honestlywtf04]

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬

warning : fluff, swearing, slight angst, vinnie being a simp, yelling.

summary : he gets offered to join a gaming organization, but someone isn't very thrilled about it.

matt = nadeshot

jack = couragejd

rae = valkyrae

this story will be vinnie's pov for most of it

" 'ello chat." i greet. "today's stream will be a little bit different." i sigh leaning back in my chair, my knee bouncing up and down anxiously as i wait for people to join.

i see the chat immediately start moving very fast. my eyes finding it hard to read a single comment.

no valorant today?

"maybe, probably towards the end of the stream but i doubt it, it depends." i try to talk as calmly as possible but it's difficult when i have to say something this big.

why you shaking?

"i'm not." i lie, i'm shitting bricks right now. i have no idea how my supporters are going to react to the news i'm about to tell them. i move my chair forward and my knee stops bouncing.

is that a hickey vincent?

after reading that comment, i look at my second monitor that is showing what my camera is showing the stream. i look under my jaw and see a hickey that no one other than y/n left. we are together but aren't public. i want to be though, but she refuses for a good reason. i choose to ignore the comment to avoid a scandal that can possibly happen.

once i see that enough people are watching, i start talking. "alright so as you all know, i've been a part of the hype house for a little over a year."

"and i've recently been offered something huge. something that'll help me grow as an influencer.. and streamer." i add a small emphasis on 'streamer' to tease. after i say that, people are already making assumptions and guesses.

you got offered a twitch contract!???

leaving hype?

quitting social media :(

"no i'm not quitting social media." i chuckle. i've thought about it before, but i know for a fact that i will never quit any time soon. my fans can be crazy, but i still love them.

"i hope you guys are happy with what i'm going to tell you. and if you're not, then.." i look at the camera and stick my tongue out like a child.

"my announcement is.. drum roll please." i start smacking my desk to mimic a drum roll sound.

"i'm not gonna be a part of hype house anymore." i awkwardly smile. i said it- fuck. my mind is all over the place. being a part of the hype house has been an amazing experience.

there were many ups and downs, i made a lot of new friends. i grew as an influencer, i've developed an amazing fandom. i met y/n and so much more amazing stuff that i got to experience. but life goes on and it's my turn to do so.

what the-

why tho?

f-ing finally

"i know there's a lot of questions to be answered. i will answer them but that's what i'm going to tell you guys for now." i haven't made an official decision, however i already made a mental choice.

"anyways, what should we do today? i'm down for anything."

VALO

VALORANT

valorant

"valorant it is." i pull up the game.

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

"baby you'll do great." y/n reassures me for the what seems like the millionth time today. "what if they change their mind last minute." i mumble.

a few days ago, nadeshot; owner of 100 Thieves. offered me to join his gaming organization. to be excited would be an understatement. i am freaking out internally. i can finally do the thing i enjoy the most which is stream and not be a huge part of the drama tiktok gives me.

i have a meeting with nadeshot, couragejd, and valkyrae today to talk about terms and conditions of joining. i'm fucking shaking.

"they won't. you're friends with matt right?" i nod. "then you'll be fine. he wouldn't offer you a spot if he didn't want you to join." she pecks my lips gently easing my nerves.

"thank you." i tell her and she smiles. she lets go of my face and i look in the mirror, re-checking my outfit. "how do i look? honest opinion please."

"you look great vin. but shouldn't you wear something fancier?" she asks looking at my black jeans, white shirt and black leather jacket.

"matt said he doesn't really like fancy. so i went with something more casual." i tell her and she nods.

" 'kay you have to go now." i look at the clock and see that it's time for me to go. i nod and place a kiss on her lips. "good luck my love." she wraps her arms around my neck to hug me.

"don't call me that." i groan feeling my cheeks heat up at the name she called me. i hug her waist hearing her angelic like giggle. "are you blushinggg?" she teases.

"yeah yeah whatever." i let go of her and peck her lips one last time. "wish me luck." i walk out. "good luck!" i hear her yell.

i make my way downstairs and see thomas sitting at the table eating cereal. i grab my keys that are hanging and start walking towards the door. thomas isn't really happy with me leaving. i don't know why, but this is good for me so i don't care. he's not going to stop my career from growing.

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

i park my car at the parking lot outside the 100 Thieves compound. "you got this vinnie. don't be stupid. just breathe and you'll be fine."

once i turn off my car, i step out and walk towards the main door. i already texted matt that i'm here so he's probably waiting at the door. once i make my way there, i ring the doorbell. my palms are sweating, i've never been this nervous except for the time when i asked out y/n.

breathe vincent breathe!

the door opens and i'm greeted by jack. "hey vinnie, come in come in." i step inside and shake his hand, you know... to be formal.

"thank you."

"you scared?" he asks me. i nod immediately. nothing beats the fear of being in the same room with three owners of one of the biggest gaming organizations in the world.

"very nervous."

"don't be. we don't bite so you have nothing to worry about." i nod at his assurance. his words slightly easing my nerves. i've already met matt and jack so that kind of gets me more comfortable but i've never met valkyrae.

"let's go." he starts walking to i believe is the room where the meeting will take place. i'm standing next to him but make sure he's still in front of me.

"what games do you play?" i ask him. trying to start a conversation.

"well i played a variety of games. i played warzone, call of duty, apex, and now i mostly playing fortnite." i nod.

"that sounds cool. i mainly play valorant."

"just valo?" i nod. "i sometimes play other games but not usually."

he stops walking once he sees a big black door. "you ready?" i nod.

he opens the door and i gulp. i see nadeshot and a woman sitting next to each other behind a long desk. a big "100 Thieves" painting hanging on the wall. a smaller "CashApp" logo hanging on the opposite side of the 100 Thieves painting.

"vinnie! welcome." matt greets. he stands up and reaches to shake my hand from across the table. once we let go, jack goes around the table and sits down on matt's right side.

"im happy to be here." i smile. trying to be as calm as possible. a small woman who i believe is valkyrae stands up and sticks her hand out for me to shake.

"hi, nice to meet you. my name is rachell." she greets as we shake hands. "nice to meet your rachell, im vinnie." god why am i so awkward.

"just call me rae." she smiles. i nod and i take a seat when i see all three of them sit down aswell.

"so vinnie, you already know why you're here." matt speaks. i nod in response, "yes i do."

"have you made your decision?" he asks. "i have made my decision." i take a deep breath. "i accept your offer to join 100 Thieves." i say in the most formal and calm tone possible.

i watch as all three of them smile. "let's go dude!" jack excitedly says. "rae can you.." they look at each other and she looks lost for a few seconds before making a face like she remembered. "oh yeah." she reaches down the table and grabs a clipboard with some papers.

"so this is not like hype house. this is a contract to stay here at 100 Thieves." she starts. "you don't have a limit for how long you have to stay, you are free to leave or stay for as long as you'd like." i nod.

"the only thing we ask from you is to have consistent streams, maybe daily, maybe every other day. that's up to you."

"it'll be easier for you to make a little schedule for what time you'll stream. i like to post my schedules on twitter so my supporters can know when i'm gonna stream and what i'm going to play." rae tells me and i nod.

"what do you want to get out of this experience?" matt asks me. i think for a few seconds before answering.

"i want to just have fun. i enjoyed being at hype but i never felt like i was putting enough for the content since the only type of content i could do was stream while everyone else was making youtube videos and tiktoks." i answer with full honesty. i don't want to be known as the guy that makes thirsts traps for teenagers on tiktok, i want to be more than that.

i always felt like the odd one out when it came to literally anything at hype. michael calling me out on it basically calling me lazy didn't help at all. when you look at group pictures, i look different amongst the others. not necessarily a bad thing, but you get it.

"well lucky for you, we have so many people in 100 thieves that you won't feel left out. we have people that play and do literally anything." he explains.

"i'm also hoping to expand the games i play, i love valorant but it'll be a nice change of pace if i start playing new games."

"that's a nice mindset." rae smiles. "here's a pen and sign right here. once you sign this paper, you will officially be a part of 100 Thieves." she hands me a black pen and points to a blank space on the paper.

i take a deep breath. i can't contain my smile as i grab the pen and immediately write my signature.

"welcome to-." matt gets cut off.

"alright i can't do this professional talk anymore. welcome to 100 thieves." jack stands up and i laugh. all three of them walk towards me and i can't help but chuckle at how short rae actually is. "what's so funny." she furrows her eyebrows.

"i'm sorry but you're so short." she rolls her eyes jokingly.

"im not short! i'm just.. not tall." she defends. "don't worry. y/n is like an inch taller than you." i laugh before realizing-

oh shit.

"who's y/n?" matt smirks. "ooo did vinnie finally get a girlfriend?" he teases.

i feel my cheeks heat up at the mention of her name. this girl can always make me blush and i hate it. kinda.

"she's just a friend i met recently." i shrug. trying my best to lie. i suck at it.

"lying ain't good for you dude. and we ain't gonna ignore your red cheeks." matt smirks poking my cheek.

i sigh in defeat. "yes she's my girlfriend, we haven't made it public and only a few people know." i admit to them and they all nod understandingly.

"can we see a picture of her? my friend wants to know." rae asks. i give her a 'really?' look.

i pull out my phone and turn it on. my wallpaper is a picture of us both at a private beach. i remember that moment perfectly. that was the day i asked her to be my girlfriend. the sun was setting, the sound of the ocean waves, birds chirping. it was beautiful. magical even.

we kept on trying to take a picture together but we couldn't figure out where to set my phone and i didn't want to do a selfie. that was until someone offered to help since they saw us struggling. best day of my life.

"hello? vinnie?" i'm snapped out of my thoughts by matt shaking my shoulders. i shake my head. "you good? you've been staring at your phone for two minutes straight."

"yeah sorry i just zoned out." i blush. "um here's y/n." i turn my phone so they can see my wallpaper." they all give me an amused look making me smile.

"bring her over please. she's so hot." rae begs.

"trust me i will." she smiles brightly and starts jumping a little bit. "you guys will get along great."

"so you're moving out of hype, do you have a place to stay at?" matt changes the subject. i think for a second but shake my head. y/n wants me to stay at her place but she's living with liya and i don't want to be in the way. i could buy my own place but it'll take a bit of time 'til i actually move in.

"no?" all three of them exchange looks before jack nods his head. "how about you move in with us."

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

"that's the last box." i let out a breath of relief after i put the last box containing my stuff in the U-HAUL moving truck. i wipe off the of sweat that's resting on my forehead and walk back inside.

"so um.. this is it i guess?" jack asks me. i softly smile at him. "yeah it is. it was fun while it lasted."

"you aren't gonna forget about us are you?" he looks at me worryingly. "are you dumb? of course not!"

"come on. bring it in." i open up my arms inviting him for a hug. he chuckles and wraps his arms around me. "LET ME IN!" i hear someone yell.

i look up and see jett running towards us quickly before aggressively hugging us both. all three of us let out a fit of laughter. i'm going to miss these two a lot.

"alright alright." we all let go of each other. "i hope you have fun over there. it's a bigger group. just don't replace us." jett says.

"never bro." i smirk. i give him a 'are you thinking what i'm thinking' look and he smirks. i open my arms for him and he instantly hugs me.

we both move our hands down to touch each other's asses. "what the hell did i just walk in to?" y/n asks stepping downstairs.

"i just convinced vinnie to stay." jett smiles as he pulls away from me.

"yeah sorry babe." i joke, letting go of him. i walk towards her and pucker my lips. she scrunches up her face. "you're sweaty and you touched someone else's ass."

"not the first time you've seen me sweaty." i whisper in her ear causing her to gasp and push my shoulder. "shut up." she covers her face not wanting me to know that she's blushing.

"where's thomas and mia?" i ask jack. "they're upstairs. thomas still isn't very happy with you moving out." i roll my eyes. he was doing great before i joined, he should be fine with me gone.

"i'm gonna go see him." i mutter. it's been two weeks and he's still upset? i'm leaving a content house, not comiting murder.

as i make my way upstairs, i hear some quiet voices coming from thomas' room. i quietly walk closer to the room so the sounds can become more audible.

"no mia you don't understand. if he leaves, our viewership is gonna go down." i hear thomas angrily whisper to her.

"but-"

"no! i've worked too damn hard to get where i am. this is gonna be just like when charli, dixie and addison left. people are not gonna care about us. we're gonna be irrelevant!" my eyebrows furrow, what the hell is he talking about?

"maybe this'll be good for us. we can invite more people to join. we don't need vinnie." i raise my my eyebrows at the mention of my name. so this is why they kept me? for fame?

"you aren't getting it mia. we need him so we don't turn out like those popular youtubers from 2014." he groans.

confrontation time.

i step inside the room, the first thing i see is thomas' shocked expression. "so that's why you wanted me to stay, just so you can stay relevant."

"list-" he tries to speak but i interrupt him. "no let me talk. what the fuck thomas. all week i've been in my head wondering why my friend isn't happy about me jump starting my career. maybe he really liked me, maybe he liked me as a person, maybe just maybe he liked me as a friend. but no." my heart is starting to race and i feel my face become hot from the amount of fury i'm feeling.

"no vinn-" "no fuck you thomas. i'm leaving. good luck." i scoff rolling my eyes. a year and a half for what? did he even think of me as a friend? or a bag of money?

i quickly storm downstairs, everyone staring at me with a confused expression. "yo what happened?" jett asks me. "nothing." i mutter. i don't wanna talk to anyone. i want to leave this place as soon as possible.

"baby what happened?" y/n asks me. i instantly wrap my arms around her tiny body and rest my face in her neck. i feel her move her arm and everyone leaves the living room. "thomas wanted me to stay so he can keep being famous." i whisper in her ear frowning. i'm pretty sure she can feel my heartbeat because she's rubbing my back which she knows is what calms me down.

"you wanna leave right now or wait a bit?" she asks softly. i feel myself become more relaxed, i'm still upset but i was warned. 'not everyone in LA is your friend'.

"i wanna go." i tell her. i can't risk seeing thomas again and expecting myself to not yell again. "okay. is your room empty?" she asks. i nod my head, hera is staying with rae for now till i move in. i would've given her to jack but he hates cats.

"alright then. let's go."

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"i'm actually gonna meet the valkyrae. that's so crazy!" you squeal as vinnie just laughs at how excited you are. "is she nice? do you think she'll like me?"

"i didn't really talk to her that much but from our small interaction, she's really cool. and you guys are gonna get along i can tell." he smiles at you. "what about everyone else? how are they?"

"well matt is a really cool guy, you'll love him. jack is also very nice, he has a girlfriend too. i haven't met her but from what i've heard, she's a really chill person." he explains. "they're gonna love you. i promise." he places his hand on her thighs.

suddenly, vinnie hits the brake aggressively causing you to jolt forward almost hitting the dashboard. "what the fuck dude!" he yells and honks the car.

"he just fucking passed the red light." "sorry baby."

"it's okay." you look in the mirror and fix your hair running your hands through it.

"everything good now?" he nods as he starts driving again. "is anyone else gonna be living with you?" you ask him curiously.

"brooke is living there too with her boyfriend. i've talked to them a few times and i really like them." you can't believe you're going to meet these people. it's nerve-racking but also very exciting. you can't process the fact that you're going to be in the presence of one of the biggest female streamers in the world.

after half an hour of you guys sitting in the car singing to your favorite songs, vinnie finally makes his way to the drive way of the 100 thieves content house.

"we're here baby!" he yells excitedly as he quickly parks the car and turns it off. "you excited?" you ask him when you see the giant smile plastered on his face.

"very much so. let's go." he says quickly as he unbuckles himself and you do the same. he steps out of the car and runs around the car so he can open the door for you. "thank you kind sir." you say in a british accent.

"just for you m'lady." he bows.

you both walk towards the huge door hand in hand. "vinnie calm down, im not nervous anymore and they don't even know me." you giggle feeling his hand sweating. "what if they change their mind last minute?" he asks the same question as a few days ago.

"stop it with the 'what ifs' you're here now right? they wouldn't change their minds last minute. breathe and calm down." he nods and takes a deep breath before ringing the doorbell.

after a few minutes of waiting at the front door, it finally opens and you are met with someone you believe is matt?

"hey vinnie! welcome!" he greets him as they dab each other up. his gaze shifts towards you as he takes his hand out for you to shake. "you must be y/n. it's very nice to meet you." he smiles kindly at you. "it's nice to meet you too matt, vinnie has told me a lot about you."

"come in!" he opens the door widely so you both can step inside. "follow me." you both follow him to wherever he's taking you guys. you notice how huge the area actually is, to your right there is a small living room and to your left is another room with a couch and a small TV.

"SURPRISE!" a lot, and i mean a lot of people that were hiding behind the couches jump up startling you and vinnie.

a/n: inspired by @babypurgatory 🤍

please give me feedback :)

[themadearl]

Idea: Yuu with the unhelpful ability of attracting the crazies

Note: Again, incredibly self-indulgent & very dubious 

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Savanaclaw Edition [Part 2]

🐺 Jack  🐺

Everything seems fine and dandy 

It’s a nice day outside with no overblots

Classes are going smoothly, his cactuses are growing well

Until he notices adeuce stalking Yuu

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The first time he sees them following Yuu,

maybe it’s a concidence

The second time he sees them following Yuu,

maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me

The tenth time he sees them following Yuu,

maybe it’s Maybelline 

oh my god, it’s not a illusion

Good boy is nervous on how to break the news to Yuu

“Hey Yuu, your friends are stalking you haha.”

Nope

Tries following Ace & Deuce following Yuu instead to see what they are up to

Hence, stalking the stalkers

Which means he’s stalking Yuu indirectly

Anyway, the guilt grips at him 

So he just confronts Ace & Deuce

In the middle of their stalking

Sees them panic and trying to get him to go somewhere else

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Looks into the window of Ramshackle dorm

Sees Yuu changing 

??

What’s there to hide?

Notices the undergarments 

?!?!?!?!?!?!

Drags Ace & Deuce away to a nearby forest

First of all, what the heck

Second of all, what the heck

Last of all, WHAT THE HECK

Ace & Deuce explains they are just worried for Yuu’s safety

Press X to Doubt

Reprimands them on their actions and tells them to stop

Cause it creepy and bad

Anyway, is tired and goes back to his room to remove today’s events from his mind

but can’t

Fast forward a few days, still worried about Yuu’s safety

Starts hanging with Yuu, Grim & Adeuce duo

Gets self conscious with interactions with Yuu

Also, starts following Yuu behind the scenes

One day, sees something she left behind

Was going to return it the next day

But doesn’t cause it smells nice?

Gradually takes more stuff that Yuu leaves behind

“I feel like I’ve been losing things lately”

Insert monkey puppet meme

“Must be your imagination haha ha h a”

Now there’s a shrine of Yuu stuff

Two hair clips, a bookmark, cat keychain and few crumpled notepages

Nervous about keeping all this stuff

Ace & Deuce notices

Thinks he is gonna get lectured on and called a hypocrite

But no they just want some too

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You live long enough to become the villain

Possible future where Jack’s feeling escalate and it becomes Jack maiming Ace & Deuce

🦁  Leona + Ruggie 🍩

Predators always stalk their prey and Yuu isn’t much more of an exception

Of course Leona is gonna stalk Yuu when she piques his interest

And how does Yuu not pique his interest when she’s the one that foils his plans

Notices more and more people staling Yuu

Too lazy to do anything about it

One day sees Yuu napping on the grass

Lies next to her and sleeps

Yuu wakes up to not being able to move

Leona’s arm drapes across her body

His legs tangled with Yuu’s legs

Tail wraped on her right arm

Sways between waiting for Leona to wake up or to wake him up

Ruggie comes before she has wake Leona up

Sees Yuu

Yuu trying to convey her want for help through her eyes

“Leona-san, you’re gonna be late for class”

Surprising nobody, Leona doesn’t care

After 40 minutes of coaxing, Leona agrees to get up

On the condition that Yuu brings him lunch 

The next day, they meet at the botanical garden

Yuu unknowingly brings along the first year combo who are stalking her

Cause they were curious why she wasn’t eating with them

Yuu presents a basket of homemade sandwiches + tea 

Made portions for Grim & Ruggie as well

Had a happy lunch with Grim, Leona & Ruggie

While Ace, Deuce and Jack look on with jealousy

lol

Fast forward a few days--

Yuu’s been nonstop seeing Leona

And Ruggie by extension of him following Leona

how? does? he? know? where? i? am?

Confused Yuu is confused

Leona doesn’t do much except stare at Yuu tho

And is always able to find Yuu when she is taking a nap

To sleep next to her

Ruggie occasionally pass sweets to Yuu 

In exchange for some treats Yuu pass to him

For getting Leona to get up

���� 🌵 🌵 🌵 🌵 🌵 🌵 🌵 🌵 🌵

Protect Yuu Club + 3

Jack’s cover is blown and reluctantly enters 

Leona wants in cause it’ll be useful to keep track of Yuu

Ruggie is there to keep check of Leona

Somewhere else, Yuu sneezes

“Is someone talking about me?”

If only she knew lol

[sapphire-innit]

I'm not gonna apologize for there being a break because this is a hobby and I do this at my own pace lol. THAT SAID, let's hop back in!

Vod: Tommy's Exile Is Coming To A Close (rp) oh man here's the drowning again. At least Ranboo and Niki are greeting him in chat that's cute

of COURSE its raining lol, very Moody

...don't like that Tommy is actually looking forward to Dream visiting. The gaslighting is really setting in. He's not eating enough either

Tommy's always moving around, he's such an active character, so it REALLY hits when he freezes, even just for a moment or two. Yes this is in response to the funny Lazerbeam lava death comment that somehow turned very sad very quickly lol

He's very openly talking about his death too. And his skin is even worse I think, hes got SUCH bags under his eyes.. and ALSO THIS IS STILL HIM TALKING ABOUT HOW TO SEX 3 afdfd

Chat: "This is so sad and so funny at the same time" I saw that smirk cc!Tommy, you know exactly what you are doing!! LOL he broke face for juuuust a second cause that's EXACTLY the tone he's going for

I am a bit .. concerned about HTS3, because so far every time hes tried to write things down, its hmm. Been revealing to say the least

...I'm still nervous about when Dream is gonna log on, even while he's going on about the 'thinking palace'. Its... impressive how much I actually dread that, and how well they've conditioned me to expect it

adfsfdsfds Ranboo how did I laugh at that '''joke''' omg. Tommy was so happy to get mail though :( and yeah like I thought every time he tries to write things it gets sad. It's a really good storytelling device: cc!Tommy is using it to be more explicit and I think that's pretty clever actually

I can't help but wonder how carefully coordinated these exile streams are, especially this deep into the arc. Like, did cc!Tommy go on the discord before this and tell them to not visit today? Obviously Dream visits are coordinated, but I'm just a bit curious about the back end of things

"Visit Techno? no no, what would Dream think" >:(

"I wanna go and see someone, I wanna go somewhere, I wanna meet people. You know now and then it just re hits me that I actually, I actually just can't, can I" ;-;

He's self-soothing and it hurts

"My time with Tubbo has come and gone" "He chose against it" excuse me, just CRYING FOREVER NOW ;-; ;-; ;-;

...it really is disturbingly like a suicide note isn't it, with all this talk of it being his final thing to do

The days when he's not visited really set in the depression don't they? cc!Tommys still good at balancing the tone so it doesn't get too sad but SHEESH

Tommy's gotten pretty good at building actually, like he's not perfect or anything but the thinking palace looks pretty good for what it is

Its actually been half the stream without Dream thank fuck

...he's thinking about it, about going into the nether portal. GOD I'm so worried and upset because I DON'T want to see what Dream would do if he broke his exile, even knowing he wouldn't kill him most likely.

"Why did I do this, why did I make it harder for people to come visit me" !!! ahhhh realization of self-destructive tenancies fuck, and just after he almost visited L'manburg tooooo

"I'm going to revamp this, why did I do this???" *Immediately stares into the lava for SEVERAL seconds* f u c k

"Chat what is Tubbo's favorite block" Aaaaaaaaaaaa

:( :( Ranboo IMMEDIATELY willing to help WE STAN A TOMMY STAN

the fuckign GHASTS I'M!! what a tone switch!!! TOMMY WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A BOW I MEAN I KNOW WHY BUT STILL afdfdf

those fucking jumps in the path scare me and now there's a HOLE IN THE PATH this is so fucking DANGEROUS afdsfssdf someone is totally gonna fall in that

awww cc!Wilbur watching the stream even when hes away thats so sweet <3

"...and Ill put cobblestone in the middle and everyone will come see me!" does this feel like Bargaining to anyone else? Just me? alright...

"And then we fight, we fight for everything we have left" ;u;

NIKI!!!!!!

this is gonna go so poorly!!! I hate it!!! (also don't talk over her tho pls)

is Ranboo also in the chat? Ranboo & Niki friendship underrated for sure lol

"How have you been" "................good" you can see the decision to Lie omg adfsdf

ah actually getting a fire res potion BEFORE falling into lava, one can Hope

lol Ranboo and Niki having so much trouble getting back to spawn RIP them, FUNDY why did you take them so far away and then LEAVE

"how can I be with other people and still be so alone" oof yeah thats the true bitch about what Dream's doing isn't it :(

adsfsdfsf accidentally almost getting himself banned from Twitch ALSO HOLY SHIT TOMMYYYY DON'T JUMP LIKE THAT OMG

also who the heck was chanting "do a flip" in chat holy shit what is this thirst for blood

lol asking RANBOO of all people for hot takes adfsafdf

ohnoooo almost twitch ban NUMBER 2 aadfdfws

also who the fuck was spamming nsfw copy pasta in his chat adfsfd

LOL what is the drug conversation Niki is trying to do???? What is happening???? FUNDY WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM

"I feel too old to be in this conversation" MOOD NIKI, MOOD lmaooo I love you

adfdf Tommy how can you even be mean to Niki, shes so sweet and sounds so upset about it lol

do I even WANT to know what the Dream twitter drama was????

LOL always laugh when a cc bails out of a joke lmao its so funny to me for some reason

SHES RIGHT AND SHE SHOULD SAY IT!!!!!!!! BEST HOT TAKE, REDDIT SUCKS LMAOOO ABSOLUTELY CORRECT

he keeps almost spleefing Ranboo adfdsfs

aww lol he actually is being careful after being told off lmao ohnooooo "That was worse than the time Wilbur shouted at me for being in his office. It's like being told off by the quiet teacher" NIKI IS SO DISTRESSED omg adfdsfdswfds

I think cc!Tommy did not realize the power that he wields....

OH NIKI'S SKIN IS SO CUTE!!!!

"Just a really long cross, Jesus was tall!" omg Ranboo that was actually clever

lol and now Jack is here ! nice

"Do a flip" CHAT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[ramp-it-up]

Relax, Have a Drink with Me

This was an ask from a dear nonnie:

Am I the only one who wants CJack to.. ✨ Rail Me✨ that man is too fine 😭😭😭

Pairing: Christopher Jackson x Reader

Word count: 2.5 K

Warnings: Smutty smut. 18+ loosely edited

Summary: C Jack finally gets the girl. 

2006, NYC

You were in between a rock and a hard place.  The hard place was the wall of the coffee shop on West 46th, near Broadway. You were going to rehearsals and had stopped in for some liquid energy. 

When you turned around from the counter, you’d run smack dab into the rock, Christopher.  You froze, but recovered quickly, your body feeling all pins and needles, mumbled hello to his nod, and scrambled out the door.  

10 seconds later, you heard your name.

Shit!  

You slowed down and decided not to be an asshole so you stopped.This was awkward as hell.  The audition didn’t go well, although your chemistry was through the roof.  Afterward, as you were collecting your things and your face from the floor, Christopher collected your number.  

There was no question you were attracted to him, so you’d given it to him.  But when it became apparent that you were not getting a callback, you ducked and dodged his calls and texts. Mostly because you were embarrassed.

So now, here he was, big and beautiful and blocking the November sunlight from keeping you warm. You didn’t seem to need it at the moment, however.  You looked up at him, staring into his deep brown eyes.  Damn. 

“You’re a hard woman to track down. Even if a fella has your number.”  He looked down at you, raised his eyebrow and smirked, drawing your eyes to his lips. And his Daddy-ish attitude.

You chuckled and held your head high, refusing to be shy. "Look, I'm sorry. I've just been busy. You know how it is. I've been working." You were hoping that Chris would understand.

He smiled at you. Then he dropped the smile and stared. His lips were so sexy, you couldn’t help but look at them as he replied.

"Yeah, I know what it's like to be busy, so I forgive you." His mouth smiled slyly as he leaned over to you. "I got you right here, now tho." 

His lips came so close to the shell of your ear that the hairs stood up on the back of your neck. You shivered as your body took control from your will. Even though you knew it would be trouble, you were now very glad that you’d stopped.

"Oh yeah, what you gonna do with me here?" You were in too deep. You couldn't even front.

A gleam came into Chris's eye as he considered the possibilities. You were just magnetic for him. The moment he first saw you at the rehearsal, he knew that he had to get close. And when you read together, and moved to kiss per the script, he’d taken it there and actually met your lips with his.  

There was a spark that arced high for him.  He wondered if it was one sided, if you had just given him your number out of obligation.  That would explain you ghosting him, but seeing your reaction to him now, he knew he wasn’t crazy.

Beside the fact that you were obviously talented, he could tell you were amazing. That only made you more attractive to him. The fact that you were talented and bad and standing in front of him made him want to show you what he could be and do.

"Mmmmm. We will just have to see." He licked his lips and stared you up and down, just as he had in the scene.

You shivered a little. He could tell. He chuckled.

"You need to relax. Have a drink with me?"

His cockiness was unexpected. Wasn't this supposed to be the nice, calm guy you’d met at rehearsal? Well...

"I have to go?”  Chris cocked his eyebrow again at the question. “I mean...sorry..." You were cock blocking your own self. Damn.

“I didn’t mean now.  I have work too, and it’s 10 o’clock in the morning.” That eyebrow.   “Meet me at the Library at 11, after your show tonight.”  

He saw the look of panic on our face.  “Please. You’ve been avoiding me and I have been looking forward to being with you…. I mean being alone with you… I mean…”

It was so cute that you were put at ease.  He really was nervous. You came to a decision.

“Ha ha.  I know what you mean.”  You looked up at him, bold, and tugged on his jacket to bring him down to your level. Surprised, Chris bent down. You moved close to him so you could whisper.

“I’ll be there. Don’t be late. I want to be with you too… on a date.” When you pulled back, Chris’s eyes were closed and he had to clear his throat when he answered.

“You got it.”  You smiled at him over your shoulder as you hurried to your theater, appreciating the fact that Chris was watching you leave.

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Christopher was in a booth in the back when you stepped into The Library, anxiously watching the door as you came in.  When he saw you, he tried to play it off.  It was so cute.  You smoothed your emergency little black dress that you kept at the theater over your thighs before you approached.

You saw his eyes get bigger as you approached. He stood up beside the booth and greeted you.  He bent and kissed your cheek, your body going rigid at the electricity.

“Hey, you.  You look amazing.” His eyes were drinking in your skin, your eyes, your hair.  You were so fucking sexy to him.

"Thanks, " You whispered as you scooted into the booth and he scooted next to you.  When you got settled, you didn't want to look in his eyes. Instead, you looked down and your eyes caught a glimpse of his pants. Damn! You gulped. 

You ordered some drinks and started talking about so many things, college, work, your dreams for the future.  When you told him about how you wanted a house on a mountain top AND a lake, he looked at you like you were crazy, but what he said was, “That’s a good idea!” and then he laughed.  You couldn’t stand it anymore.

"Maybe, but I've been having ideas all day." Chris looked too damn sexy next to you.  He stopped and stared at you.

"Mmmmm. What kind of ideas have you been having?" HIs voice had been doing things to you for two hours. You weren��t going to be able to keep it together.

"I was thinking about kissing you. But then I thought that you couldn't handle it." The challenge was evident in your eyes.

"Baby, please! It's you who couldn't handle it! You’ve been running from me for a month, remember? Bet I could handle it…." Chris was leaning in. 

"Bet." Was what you said right before his lips touched yours.

You were being pulled into the spell that was Christopher Jackson. His lips took control of you and you were done for the night. You’d made the decision when you got to rehearsal that you would have him tonight.

The drinks had you loose. Chris’s hand was on your thick thigh and moving north.  He sure appreciated your ample legs and bottom. That’s what he loved.

You wantonly opened your legs and as he kept moving, he discovered that you were warm and humid at his fingertips.  They ghosted over your lace panties a couple of times before he pulled them to the side and plunged his thick middle finger into your core. 

Chris collected the wetness there and brought it back out to lubricate your clit as he swiped up and down your folds, watching you as you surrendered to what he was doing to you.  

“Is it too soon, or are you going to be the good girl I know you can be for me? When I first laid my eyes on you, I wanted to see how you looked as I was doing this. I want you to come undone for me…” 

Chris continued to watch through lowered lids as you started doing just that.  You didn’t care if anyone could see what he was doing, it felt so good.  You licked and then bit your bottom lip as you tried to control your sounds.

Chris was next to your ear.  “Later, we’re going back to my place where I can hear what you sound like screaming my name, but I gotta have you right now, girl.  Feel what you do to me.”

You reached over and felt his large bulge through his jeans, fuck, baby was indeed packing. The pit of your stomach registered your need as you tried your best to stroke him through the heavy material.

He pulled back and looked you in the eyes. They held yours as he removed his finger and sucked off your juices.  He closed his eyes in ecstasy when he tasted your. “Fuck, girl. You taste so good. Try it.” 

He pushed his finger into your mouth, allowing you to taste yourself and him at the same time.  The way you swirled your tongue around his finger made him reward you with a low growl. “Let’s go.”  

You looked back at him. “Lead the way.”

Chris stood up and offered you his hand. He spun you around, and the little dance you did helped cover up his situation. He walked closely behind you to one of the single stall bathrooms in the back.

He opened the door quickly and just as quickly pulled you in with him, re-locking the door behind him. He let go of your hand and you retreated to the other side of the room, leaning up against the sink as Christopher slowly walked toward you.

“Watching you while in the booth was very inspiring. You are so damn hot.”  Christ reached you and put his hands on your sides, sliding them down to your hips, his fingertips at the hem of your dress.  You could hardly breathe.

“You’re the one who is hot.”  You tried to regulate your heart rate with no success.  Your hands went up to his chest, tracing his pecs.

“Are you sure you want to do this?” He asked in his sexy deep voice and began kissing your neck while inching up the hem of your skirt.

“Oh. Most definitely.”  You moaned. “But what if someone hears us?”

“It wouldn’t be the first time, and also not the last. This is New York. Happens all the time.” Chris pressed his pelvis against yours.  You could feel his readiness.

You kissed him and when you pulled back, he was holding up an XXL. Your eyes grew wide.

“You’re prepared.”

“Yeah, I got one on my way here. I was having thoughts all day as well.” You closed your eyes, moaned and put your hand on Chris’s crotch.

Chris finished pulling your skirt up around your waist, and reached down to put two fingers in your pussy this time.

“Damn, so wet, but I got to get you ready for me baby.  I’m a lot to handle.”   He could hardly control himself as withdrew his fingers, licked them and watched you shudder.  He didn’t think it was possible, but he got harder just looking at you.

“Turn around,” Chris ordered, his voice hoarse with desire.

Chris’s assertiveness was sexy as hell.  You immediately turned around and instinctively bent over, ready for your ramming.

He reached under your dress, pulled your panties down, smiling as you stepped out of them.  Your pussy clenched as he smelled them and put them in his pocket.

You smiled and watched him in the mirror as he unfastened his jeans, pulled them down, opened the condom wrapper with his teeth, and put it on. Chris looked at you bent over, bare assed and in heels.  “Damn girl, make me want to snap a picture.” 

He caught your nervous glance in the mirror.  “Don’t worry.  I’m not, just gonna take a mental snapshot.”  He grinned.

Chris put both hands on the backs of your thighs with his thumbs at the apex, pressing in on you.  “Spread these pretty legs baby, I got to get in there.”

You moaned softly and did as he asked.  You arched your back as Chris slowly breached your opening.  He was right.  He was a lot. You felt that he was wider than you were although accepting him was made easier by your wetness, it was still quite a stretch. You held your breath at the delicious feeling of his girth invading you. 

You raised up even further on your toes despite your heels, and Chris caught your hips and brought you back down on him slowly.  Your whole body was alive and every nerve was pointing to where you were joining together.  After a couple of minutes, he started pumping. Chris reached up to your breasts and palmed them.

“Ah fuck, no bra.”  He grunted and began twisting your nipples.

You struggled to hold in your moans and keep your mouth closed. You looked Chirs in the eye in the mirror and watched him as he fucked you. He was so big you could feel every delicious vein and ridge of him. You made a mental note to feel him in your mouth later. In no time, you were cuming and starting to get a little loud.

Chris put his hand over your mouth and that made you come even harder. He slammed into you as he felt your pussy quiver.  His orgasm came right after yours.

He rested on top of you for a second afterwards, getting his emotions together and kissing the back of your neck.

He had never had feelings and sex come together like this. Chris could feel your breathing regulate and he stood up, easing out of you.  He pulled your dress back down as you put your forehead on your arms.  He went into the stall to get rid of the condom.

As you came down from the sex, you could not believe that just happened!  It was good, but you were worried what Chris thought of you. You stood up, and straightened your dress as you turned around.

You couldn’t look at him when he came out, grinning from ear to ear.

“That was amazing.” He raised your head up by your chin and kissed you gently.  “Are you okay?  I didn’t hurt you, did I?”

“No, I just can’t believe I did that.”  Your eyes were still cast down.

“Look at me,” Chris’ eyes searched yours.  “What happened to that confident girl I saw outside the coffee shop and in the booth?”  You smiled up at him. 

“Sex is beautiful and natural, especially with someone you….” Chris stopped.

Your stomach turned 10,000 flips.  He bit his lip as if he was trying to keep himself from revealing too much.

“Let’s get out of here and continue our date, now that the tension is out of the way…”

He grabbed your hand to lead you back to the booth. You stayed still and didn’t move.

“Aren’t you forgetting something?”

His cute ass raised eyebrow was assaulting you.

“No?...

“Christopher, my panties?”  You held your hand up for your underwear.

A devilish smile graced his face.  

“Oh, nah. They’re my panties now. I need something to jack off to when we’re not together. I’m tired of just using my imagination about my girl.”

Chris took your upturned hand and pulled you out of the restroom as your mind was spinning at what he’d just said.

[thefinalcinderella]

Scary Monsters! Story Summary (Part 1)

I don’t think anyone’s translated this story yet so I’ll just summarize it

The more events we have, the more I’m convinced that they take place in an alternative timeline or something. I don’t know if this was confirmed in the guidebook though

Wow I still can’t summarize for shit

Episode 1-1 Everyone should have fun

- Another day of school ends for MC and Grim

- Grim randomly mentions that there’s too much distance between the Ramshackle Dorm and the school (isn’t it the opposite though?)

- When they get back to their dorm they are stunned to discover that the front yard has become a weird mix of Chinatown and Halloween

- Lilia shows up (and introduces himself again, hmm) and scares us, apparently everything there is made by the Diasomnia dorm students

- This is our first time seeing Diasomnia mobs, who are arranging the decorations in the yard

- Deadbeat Crowley strikes again! Apparently he told Diasomnia that MC and Grim agreed to let them set this stuff up

- MC asks why all the decorations, and Lilia explains that it’s for Halloween! Apparently Malleus insisted that they spend Halloween at the Ramshackle Dorm

- the ghosts are out and they’re impressed by how extravagant it all is and even encourage them to do more without minding us (thanks guys)

- Grim doesn’t know what Halloween is, shocking everyone

Episode 1-2 It’s our festival!!

- The ghosts explain that Halloween is an important event in Twisted Wonderland

- Lilia explains that it’s when all the ghosts return to this world from the other world; the decorations are to entertain them

- Everyone wears costumes like ghosts and monsters because many ghosts like to play tricks on people (since there’s not much opportunities to interact with the living); these ghosts can be dispersed by giving them candy

- Lilia mentions there are also evil ghosts that can’t be controlled (foreshadowing much?)

- Lilia implies that he knows about the ghosts we met in the mine???　Or something like that??? (”I think you two also have experience with ghosts who do bad things?”)

- Wearing costumes is for scaring those evil ghosts back and driving them away...but that’s just a story from a long time ago, and now it’s just for fun cosplay

- Ghosts say not to worry about anything, Halloween was always like this since they became ghosts

- the living can’t actually see ghosts since they’re not supposed to stay in this world unless they have strong attachments or goals, so the ghosts who do stay in this world are very unstable existences *cough* Eliza *cough*; they can’t be seen in places other than places like NRC where there’s strong magical energy, so yeah ghosts are actually rare

- Ghosts emphasize that it doesn’t matter whether or not you can see ghosts or not, Halloween is supposed to be fun and that’s all that matters

- MC says that Halloween is also pretty famous in their hometown

- Ghosts (in front of Lilia): Oh MC you have Halloween back in your world too? What a coincidence (How many people know MC is from another world??)

- Lilia doesn’t seem surprised so I assume he knew

- NRC has a special Halloween event too, which we will learn about soon

Episode 1-3 It’s quite photogenic

- The ghosts start snapping pictures with their phones (yeah that’s right)

- They bought them this year online 

- Grim is jealous because he has to share with MC

- They have a MagiCam account too, they only have 5 followers

- Grim is surprised they show up on camera since usually that can only happen with the ghost camera

- Lilia explains that since Halloween is the time of the year where this world and the other world are the closest, so this is when ghosts are the most powerful which is why they can show up in photos; it’s just in NRC tho

- They tell us to look forward to Halloween

Episode 1-4 The best Halloween

- The next day in class, Crewel says it’s one month to Halloween and everyone’s excited

- Ace and Deuce are also excited, talking about decorations and stuff; even the Ignihyde students come out of their rooms for Halloween

- Crewel: The week before Halloween is “Halloween Week”, which is when the students run a stamp rally event for outsiders

- Each dorm choose a place in the school as a spot for the stamp rally and decorate it; what’s important is that anyone can freely participate--in other words, guests from outside freely walk around the school

- The reason for this is to thank the people who live on this “Sage’s Island” (where NRC is located) for their understanding and cooperation, and it’s a chance to show them how much the students have grown and stuff

- In order for the event to move smoothly, each dorm sends out students as staff on the management committee

- Naturally, this is the first time we’re hearing of this (thanks Crowley)

- Deuce tells us not to worry and ask him if we have any questions since he’s part of the committee (it’s chosen by lottery)

- Also there’s a Halloween party on the 31st  which everyone can join, students and ghosts included

- Ace’s brother showed him pictures of the food

- It’s next to prom as a big event at NRC (yeah prom exists too)

Episode 1-5 Are you ready?

- A month later, 8 days before Halloween

- the committee gathers, it’s composed of Deuce, Cater, Jack, Azul, Jade, Kalim, Vil, Epel, Idia, Lilia, and Malleus

- Deuce was an hour early to the meeting lol

- Idia is there in person

- Vil is the head of the committee, he talks about the stamp rally and how guests who collect all seven stamps get candy at the entrance gates

- Cater: “Wow Headmaster you’re so generous!” Jade: “It’s a small bag of candy that isn’t even 100 madol” (I wonder about the finances of the school sometimes)

- The stamp rally is from 10 am to 10 pm, they have to be there at all times so they’re excused from classes, taking turns in each dorm

- It’s going to be a hectic time but everyone’s fired up

- They decide to go around and see all the different dorm setups and costumes, Diasomnia is first

- Malleus chose Ramshackle for the stamp rally place because it’s a dump basically (Deuce: Sorry MC)

Episode 1-6 They are crying with joy!!

- The committee’s at Ramshackle; Sebek is as Sebek as ever

- Malleus and Lilia change into their costumes which is eastern dragon ghosts

- Diasomnia was traditional ghosts last year but decided to change it up this year

- Sebek is simping so hard he’s crying lol

- Vil made the costumes for them; he complains that Malleus gave an 1 hour lecture about how “eastern dragons (ryuu) and dragons are completely different” after he said that it was meaningless for Malleus, who is a dragon, to dress up as a dragon

- Malleus goes at it again and is apparently talking very quickly like Idia, what a nerd lol

- Crowley says that when the rally first began, everyone just wore sheets over their heads, but some students started putting more effort into it and then everyone started doing it too and the dorms are basically competing against each other 

- Silver says that the Ramshackle decorations are inspired by a country Lilia travelled to before; Lilia says that some ryuu are even the guardian deity for a family

- All the decorations use up a lot of magic to maintain, as expected of Diasomnia

- Next they’re going to Heartslabyul’s spot, which is near the greenhouse

Episode 1-7 For a scary taste

- They’re in the Sub-Tropical Zone, where it’s decorated with the theme of graveyard, and the costumes are skeletons with white ribbons as the bones

- They had a hard time balancing authenticity and the fun of Halloween

- Deuce suggested they be “skeletons covered in mud” lol

- Cater was the one who came up with the idea of using ribbons and lace from looking through his MagiCam likes

- The heart you can see through the “ribcage” is made of roses

- the gravestones are made of styrofoam

- The Heartslabyul students are used to working hard for Unbirthday Parties and following rules so it wasn’t hard for Deuce to order his upperclassman around; it’s actually more relaxing since there aren’t so many weird rules

- Malleus: As expected of Rosehearts, you discipline your students well every day Riddle: That makes me sound like a tyrant! (Uh...)

- Next is the alchemy classroom where Octavinelle has their spot

Episode 1-8 The richest

- Everyone agrees that the classroom is too creepy and will probably make little kids cry

- Floyd: I know right??

- The Octavinelle costumes are mummies

- They decided on that because it’s the complete opposite of merpeople

- They combined the old-fashioned image of mummies with style

- The decoration theme is “Mad scientist’s lab”

- The culture tank looking thing lights up at night

- Everything was finished up by a contractor since they’re busy with making a Halloween menu for Mostro Lounge

- Kalim is confused since all the dorms get the same amount of money for decorations and costumes

- Apparently Jade is in charge of accounting and he’s supposed to make sure no one goes over budget or there’s no weird money transfers and stuff like that (Who assigned him this job?)

- Jade: Me? Do something suspicious? Why I never! 

- What they focused most on was cost optimisation

- It involves haggling and using old stuff; they used up all their budget

- The remaining money from the other dorms will be used for the halloween party

- TLDR Octavinelle is scary

- Next is Scarabia, near the shop

Episode 1-9 Isn’t it an awesome idea?

- They arrive at the shop which looks all messed up

- Jade: It’s just like MC’s Ramshackle Dorm 

- Scarabia’s costume is werewolf

- Jack says there’s a legend in his hometown about becoming a werewolf if you stay up late

- Kalim tries to act scary but fails bc he’s too cute

- Jade: It’s like a visiting a petting zoo

- Kalim says that the rugs and fabrics they used for the decorations are all made from plastic bottles and recycled plastics, and that they’re aiming for a society where humans and nature coexist happily--in other words “Sustainable Halloween”

- It’s all Jamil’s idea of course

- Next is Savanaclaw at the colisseum

Episode 1-10 We worked hard!

- there’s a ship 

- Savanaclaw’s costume is pirates

- Jack talks about reading a book about a pirate who fought against a giant crocodile in elementary school and how he pretended to be a pirate

- It’s a famous series apparently, called the Adventures of Captain Beard

- Wow Leona is acting like a dorm leader for once? This really is an alternate timeline

- You can go inside the ship and Ruggie made the gold coins

- Even Idia is impressed by how good the replica is

- Everyone is shocked when it’s revealed that the Savanaclaw students made everything by hand; they’re able to do it because of training everyday for magift

- Next is Ignihyde in the library

Episode 1-11 This much is just common knowledge

- Ignihyde does projections of jack o’lanterns and creepy looking trees

- Ignihyde’s costume is a pumpkin knight

- The pumpkin knight is from a horror movie called “Pumpkin Hollow” which no one except Idia has heard of

- The pumpkin knight is filled with the hatred of uneaten, undecorated and thrown away pumpkins and it returns to the village it was harvested in to attack people each night

- the decorations are recreated from the movie and Idia is supposed to show up as the pumpkin knight

- Idia can talk normally bc his face is covered

- Now for the last dorm, Pomefiore in the mirror chamber

Episode 1-12 The Dual Play of Terror and Beauty

- Idia can walk around in the armor easily because it’s made of light materials, and the sound effects come from a speaker (what a nerd)

- Usually, the mirror chamber is closed to outsiders, but Halloween Week is an exception

- Photography of the mirror of darkness is forbidden since it’s so important

- They get there and it’s...not decorated at all!!

- Rook explains that the mirror chamber is already beautiful so there’s no need for decorations

- Vil: Our existence is the greatest collaboration that will make the mirror chamber stand out; it’s important to dress to match the location

- Pomefiore’s costume is vampires

- Everyone’s speechless by the beauty lol

- They also focused a lot on the makeup so it will give the impression of captivating vampires or something like that

- the aim is “degenerating beauty”

- Vil and Rook are both sad that vampires can’t look in mirrors, so they can’t see their beauty lol; that is why they are so attracted to the mirror chamber (I think this is their backstory or something)

- They only put up signs banning photography

- Crowley: Look! The mirror’s happy too! Mirror: ...

- Halloween Week starts tomorrow

[whatdoesshedotothem]

.. Saturday 21 January 1837

8 ½

2 50

No kiss John took the notes written last night A- found her cousin come the first thing this morning – fine frosty morning F31° at 9 20 am and breakfast – had Mr. Husband just before breakfast about A-‘s chauffied footstool for her aunt – then had SW- I paid him for Highways – Hilltop and Mytholm Ing and woods in Hipperholme – A- in a hurry – wanted to pay him her debt of £10 on Thursday but he looked and it came out that money was scarce – I have long thought it so with him – Mr. Horner came to A- at 10 ¾ and was to walk forwards to lower Crownest to meet A- (to follow on horseback) to copy an old chimney piece at Mr. Hirst’s – A- had Mrs. Hannah Walker at 10 ¾ and gave her Mary Rhodes’s Savings Bank book Mrs. HW- bringing a written request to that effect from the Executors (the brother of the deceased and a Mr. -------- Fillingham) and she signing her name to the paper as having received the book – at my desk at 11 and wrote the above of today – Mr. SW- will be very busy on Monday – begged off till Tuesday – to settle this with Mr. Holt – SW- to come on Thursday to settle finally A-‘s accounts – from 11 ½ to 1 50 writing out Mark Town’s agreement for his second take of land tho’ he entered in fact last summer    I have dated the agreement from 2 February next – Rent £13 per annum -                        

wrote out also Joseph Mann’s agreement for Whiskam cottage dated from 1 January 1836 Rent £5 per annum – Gave him the key 19 December 1835. – went out at 2 pm a little on the house top with Booth’s man Edward and another, having taken out the window over the hall-chamber passage and being putting on the slates, - laying them in mortar as my father had the roof all new done in the summer of 1826 by Jonathan Jackman mason – the roof now done in its original form before the sky light or .......... window was put out to light the passage which must have been done on the hall being chambered over perhaps about 1592 when the drawing room was wainscoted – then with the gardener and Joseph booth thinning out the young oaks along the walk and planting them on the Rock bridge north embankment East side – then to Mytholm quarry to Robert Mann + 3 (his son David Samuel Booth and Jack Green) baring and getting off stone for the glen bridge rough walling back to the gardener in ½ hour and with him till 5 – then about the rock bridge musing and looking till came in at 5 ½ - the 2 Manns and Charles Howarth and Mark Town waiting for me and John Hainsworth come to A- for stone at Shugden – A- would not dispose of it now but would not let it by private contract without 1st letting him know – Charles H- had got irons for 15 gates – 7 made – to see what wanted at Little Marsh and speak to me again on Monday morning – Mark Town signed his agreement for Wakefield gatefield and part of Long field and the 2 Manns witnessed it – told him he had no vote – I would not make him one because I could not do with my tenants voting against me and he was under some obligation to vote with his whig master Mr. Jonathan Akroyde – said in answer that I would see about doing up the old cottage adjoining his house – if it could be done for a trifle I would say nothing about it – if it cost much he (MT-) must pay something for it – He wants water getting – it will be a £50 job said the Manns after MT- was gone – will not answer for finding it at 20 yards depth – in the rag – may be 20 to 25 yards deep or perhaps more – not 30 yards deep – would cost 20/. a yard sinking and 20/. a yard for pump putting down – the well should be where the pigsty is against the house towards the road – Robert Mann will go over to Bradford tomorrow to see when Mr. Cole will come – to come on Tuesday if he can when Holt and SW- are to be here – A- had Mrs. Ann Lee that tho’ I was not ready till near 6 dinner had still to wait till a little after 7 – coffee about 8 ½ - A- read French – I read glanced over this morning Halifax Guardian and read the London morning Herald received last night – confidence at last happily returning in the money market at my desk at 9 ¾ - the whole of this p. except the 1st 2 lines and at accounts till 11 ¾ - spoke to Mr. Husband this afternoon just before settling with the Manns about going on to the roof of the house on Monday and taking great care that all the lead flashings etc are left quite safe – told him also to think about making the top room of the west tower fire-proof for the deeds boxes – why not floor-joists, and roof and stairs if requisite, iron  Letter tonight from Mr. Frank Ramsden directed to ‘James Lister Esquire Shibden Hall H-x’ Mr. FR- had ‘just ascertained’ (dated 19th instant Hexthorpe, Doncaster) ‘from Messrs Drummond that the £25 due to him’  from the trustees of the Wakefield road ‘on February 16 1826’ had not been paid to them, so took the liberty of writing to my uncle he being the person who formerly paid the interest due on the Wakefield road ---- ! Got my bill-drawer done this morning and London morning Herald newspaper box – arranging my bill-drawer till 1 ½ tonight at which hour F38° and fine mild night – fine day till about 4 pm but dull and after 4 pm small drizzling rain

[phoebehalliwell]

Prue gets together with Mitch (reincarnated Micah) and lives. How does their relationship evolve over the rest of the series?

okay so fr because like i've been thinking about this I've Been Thinking About This. WHY give us that connection if we're not gonna do anything with it??? WHY make it worse my literally giving us the guy THE EXACT SAME GUY and then never mention him again What is the motive?????? okay okay okay so here's what i'd do: 2.6 undercut lmao

because prue has really only had two boyfriends in the series so far: andy & jack (bane doesn't count as he was more of a tryst and also he's in jail :'( could have been fun tho! he could have sacrificed himself for somebody else and become a whitelighter he already knows the ins and outs of the underworld like. could have been something there. but as they were only together twice, once when prue was posing as a hitwoman and then again when he kidnapped her, he, tragically, does not him boyfriend status.) so here me out andy is a cop he represents protection and familial ties / ties to the past (prue's childhood best friend, already friends with the sisters, he's also a third generation cop so like there's that too). he represents prue's early stage, where she feels like she has to be the protector of the whole family, of which she is basically the matriarch. she doesn't get to have fun, she has to protect her sisters and now the whole world, and her past is having some very real effects on her life right now. that's her andy era.

jack era is at buckland's, it's her breadwinning era. we even saw in morality bites (which, i am once again bringing up, is fake) that she goes on to be superbillionaire whatever. so jack kind represents professional ambitions, amplified by the fact that the fonet also served as a blatant metaphor for their relationship (prue, the world is made up of almost perfect. it's nothing but near misses and necessary compromises. in this case, i think we got a little bit of both. that's okay, i know how you feel. i'm just asking you not to look so close. nothing bears up under that kind of scrutiny. are you talking about the monet? yeah, that too.) and that their relationship ends when she decided to leave bucklands to pursue a career in photography.

so now we enter season three, which is prue's artist era, her passionate like zeal for life era she finally seems to have a weight lifted off her shoulder for the first time in a long time like you can tell she like. trusts her sisters more than she ever has before she sees them in a new light and knows that they are strong and smart and independent and she doesn't need to protect them every waking hour. this era's for prue. so i'm pitching that micah mirrors this by being an artist, too. i wouldn't say the same medium (photography) as prue because like. prue's definitely someone who would compare herself to him just like subconsciously constantly that's the type of woman she is, but maybe like a painter. not a writer because they're all insufferable. lmao 🤙🤙. but someone who lives in a hella nice studio type loft filled with art and just like life. passion. something prue hasn't really allowed herself in like. a hot minute. and i would make micah (mitch??) a witch. haha it rhymes. scratch that i'd make him a warlock. or a darklighter i'm cashing in my half-darklighter character. it's mitch now. idk how this would fit into phole narrative foils maybe or we scrap phole but they're really coming from two different perspectives where cole is entering the joint like i am evil and here to murder and then he catches feelings whereas mitch would be like yes i have some dark past but i'm not letting it define me bonus points is prue is able to piece together the clues of his origin just by looking at his paintings. this also adds to the rift between prue and phoebe on prue's cole stance like oh your evil boyfriend is fine but mine, for some reason, is still evil? yes. oh you know what we keep the source's heir in this au let me continue.

instead of introducing mitch in p3 because like WHAT WAS THAT, we instead, parallel their first meeting. mitch's origin story is

his mom was a future whitelighter knocked up by a darklighter this was not intentional on anyone's part mom wasn't trying to become mom dad wasn't trying to become dad Nor did dad know mom was a future whitelighter. because well he's not great at being a darklighter in spite of maybe being like the. head darklighter's son he's like the fucked up son who doesn't wanna run things. he doesn't know he has a kid!! until something something an oracle or something tells him he has a son But he can't find mom because she's cloaked by her whitelighter. mom dies doing something heroic idk (maybe mom was a firefighter??) and then cloaking on mitch is lifted when he's in his late teens his dad finds him his dad is now like proper leader of the darklighter clan and is trying to bring mitch into the fold which initially he is game for because mitch has all these powers black orbing touch of death that he doesn't understand and finally a community to explain that to him! he gets a crossbow (which is lit) but um. quickly catches on to how blatantly evil the whole thing is. he's secretly teamed up with some whitelighters (not his mom tho. friends of his mom, but he's not allowed to see her :'/ ) to help get other halflings like him out and cloaked.

leo's been taken hostage by the darklighter something something something a plot a plot a plot we do some solid pleo angst we maybe have cole drop some thinly veiled advice about the underworld without coming out as a demon, something that will help the sisters later. but what's really important here is they're sneaking through the underworld maybe they've been split up and they need to find leo so either they're looking for him Or they're looking for a darklighter to interrogate. and prue hears shifting behind a rock and goes over to look and it's mitch and some kid and the kid immediately summons his crossbow but mitch knocks it away just like prue did with piper in the past and piper's like prue u see anything and she's like no nothing here and then mitch and the kid blackorb away which just leaves prue with this sinking feeling like what the fuck?? because. what the fuck??? a) that was the same guy from puritan times and b) she still feels the same she felt back then and c) it's clear he does do but d) --and this is the crucial one-- D) he's fucking evil????? so blah blah blah we save leo but now prue is left with one crucial question what the fuck is going on?

so what she's gonna do is research the town the colony whatever that melinda warren was born in she astral projects to salem or whatever and steals. maybe the mask mitch wore at the party she recognizes it from all hallows eve. and she brings that home and scrys with it. and she finds him!! and um bonus points looking at his place she sees he's an alum of the college she went to because backstory!! when prue was in college back when she was still pursuing photography before grams got sick, they had met before! once before, at a party, and it was this instant spark, this instant connection, but then something pulled them apart be it one of them was already in a relationship or their ride was leaving something but like. again! this connection has always been there. so like blah blah blah prue has broken into mitch's place she sees their college connection she sees his art and starts to pull together a life story he sees maybe some paperwork that just says like in bold letters like saving kids: good person activities something real obvious you know and that's Right Next To his crossbow. ~juxtaposition~ so like. what the fuck is this. but whatever that'll be dealt with later she has to get to work! but!! at the magazine her boss is like hey prue some guy came by here earlier asking for you you know [description of mitch], [description of mitch], [description of mitch], you know him? and prue's like ummmmmmmm. no. ?. and her boss is like ?? i don't really care. photography! but now she knows that while she's been digging up on him, he's been doing the same with her. so that night at p3 prue's like okay i've got to come clean with u guys remember micah and phoebe's like oh yeah that hottie from the past who was like . spiritually in love with you? and prue's like yeah i found him. and piper and phoebe are like 🤗🥳😃 and prue's like. and he's a darklighter. and piper and phoebe are like 😳😶👎 and prue's like yeah remember when like we were trying to save leo and you asked me if i saw something? well i did. it was him and and this kid and i think he was trying to save him and phoebe's like wait you think? and prue's like well i mean yeah phoebe like. it was like the same thing when he saved us in the 1700s. and phoebe's like well no because we're good witches and he saved us you saved a darklighter? and prue's like he's more than that phoebe and phoebe's like but how can you know (flash forward to her sparing cole in about three episodes and being like hmm 😐 those words are gonna bite me in the ass).

the point is they're hashing it out phoebe's devil on the left and piper's trying to be angel on the right But he is in the clan that kidnapped her husband so like..... but prue is explaining the good person papers she found on his desk, the fact that she went to college with him, she's like. she thinks he's only half darklighter and he's helping others like him and piper phoebe are like ....................do you just want him to be half darklighter and helping others like him but prue's not even listening but look who's coming down the stairs!! so she beelines over and phoebe's about to follow but piper holds her back bc wait let this play out they'll watch from afar and piper will freeze the room if she has to.

and something something something blah blah blah they tal and there's this tense like. what now. because like. What Now? you're evil and i'm a charmed one but this invisible string pulling me here whether i want it too or not. and i think prue kinda shifts back into her earlier seasons self where. it's family above all else. like i need you to steer clear because if i see you again i will vanquish you. and mitch knows she's bluffing. because he know that if he tried, even if he really wanted to, he couldn't harm a hair on her head. and it's clear she's like. suffering from the same ailment so to speak.

something something something maybe they have a couple quick brushes but not actual meetings And Then we get another time travel/past life episode where!! as it turns out. prue and mitch r soulmates cursed by a spurned lover to always be on opposite sides. meanwhile we just got cole demon reveal/cole's still alive reveal so prue's like hi mitch you're. evil. evil-adjacent. what do you know about belthazor/cole turner. and mitch does his due diligence and like. the stuff on belthazor is appalling. genuinely terrifying. but then there's some stuff on cole turner that's like kinda okay. this is were mitch does is big tragic backstory reveal, kids born of dark magic falling in with the wrong crowd blah blah blah and this kind of. supports our theory moving forward it's not really a theory. our endgame moving forward of healthy!cole. also prue and mitch still have not gotten together through all of this in spite of the cosmic pull and the past evidence of like. soulmatism. because they're both a bit too pragmatic they both think it's kind of a lost cause. blah blah blah pining we give prue a mini love interest here someone to keep her mind off mitch and we do make him good. kind, attentive, caring, smart, hot, but like. it's so painfully obvious she's not all in. so he calls it off. heart to heart with piper because piper's like hi you're in love. and prue's like yeah with a doomed relationship i think i'd rather not and piper's like hello you're talking to the queen of doomed relationships you wanna know the secret? and prue's like yes :( and piper's like just go for it. the time you have together is. it's better than anything else you'll ever have. there's gonna be heartbreak, but hell there's always gonna be heartbreak in the halliwell family. wouldn't you rather spend your time with someone you love?

something something something leo/mitch/cole buddy episode b plot. leo/mitch/cole/DARRYL buddy episode b plot. :D. prue and micah get their big first kiss in a very tv show build up way my heart is saying new years and all the fireworks go off around them.

we're bringing in paige because i love her she's first introduced by some seer oracle whatever as your other sister and the girls are like respectfully, bullshit. but micah's like hey......... she's half whitelighter. because he can sense those kind of things, being a darklighter. and piper and leo are like patty's affair....................... and all the pieces are falling together and in this one. paige either gets a witch love interest a cupid love interest or we keep henry because fwiw i do really like mortal love interests. if we do do the witch love interest it won't be richard i love him to piece i do but he sucks <3. source!cole time.

oh we introduce paige thru mitch trying to help one of his kids and that lands him at social services.

source!cole. idk what happens here but like. using our nifty-difty tool box the squad has been assembling over the years helping all of these wayward souls born from evil, things mostly work out fine. source's heir is born, a girl, but since prue isn't dead her name is either colette or victoria. depends if cole died or not.

prue moved out at some point and lives in a hella nice studio apartment with mitch they r both artists (who the fuck is paying for that?) phoebe moves back in the manor post-source fiasco paige moves in the manor but spends a lot of time with her sister prue and soon to be brother in law (??) mitch. (paige is like fr dude when are you gonna pop the question and mitch is like woahhhh pump the break because paige is new here and when she saw them she's like oh. married couple. but then they're not married. engaged? nope. no just loosely dating? okay. lame. bad idea. but as it turns out one of them always dies so they're just trying to avoid that for as long as possible) but paige spends a lot of time at pritch's place because not only is it The Art Zone it's also the rehabilitating kids zone, of which paige is a grand help. prue jokes about how much paige reminds her of phoebe as a kid, and since we're already muddying the timeline, we're having paige enter and solid advice columnist, married phoebe and paige is like haha what the fuck??

source's heir born twice blessed born magic school located under the charmed & co squad becomes integrated with children born of all magic and like our season 8 wrap up saccharine finale is like how magic has reached a new era of peace n understanding. <3

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Billionaires Bae-by

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Warnings: Adult content 18+, slight smut, swearing

A/n:Right I'm not 100% on timelines but I'm making it up to fit in around my characters lives ect. Hope you enjoy xx

The time has come for you to become public knowledge, luckily Bruce calls in a friend to help.

Billionaires Bae-by

You woke up with a start to the screech of a high pitched ringtone confused and bleary eyed you looked around finding yourself on Bruce's side of the bed alone rolling over on the massive bed struggling, arms and legs flaying about doing your best impression of a swimmer to make your way to you phone on the side table as the soft mattress and thick covers swallowed you. Just as you reached your side of the bed then silence the phone had stopped. You'd missed the call. You hung your head sighing until you heard Bruce speaking. Looking over you saw him sitting on the small love seat looking far to handsome this early in the morning, smirking shaking his head at your antics answering his phone. You pouted you'd moved for nothing, and now you were in the cold side of the bed. You huffed slumping onto your back spreading out under the covers.

"...Today?...Yes that'd be great.....thanks Clark " he hung up shaking his head at you as you pouted at him sleepily.

"Not funny" you groaned snuggling into the comforter debating weather to get out of the bed or not. Bruce's bed was far too comfy if you had your way you'd never leave it, tho you dare not let him know that something tells you he wouldn't protest probably encourage it. You pulled the cover to your face breathing in a scent that was just him, it was a mix of the fresh smelling cologne he wore and a distinct musky scent of the man himself. He sat on the bed leaning over pulling you across the bed to him by your wrists you rolled half way on your front propping yourself on your elbows stretching up for a long kiss he grunted sucking your tongue into his mouth a little before pulling back.

"Good morning babe"

"Yes it is. Sweets" you giggled sitting up fully yawning and stretching he got off the bed taking the belt he had hung over the love seat and pulled it through the loops buckling it. You licked your lips unconsciously as he looked at you through the top of his eyes grinning. Then a thought hit you.

"Where did you go last night?" you asked he tilted his head at you. You'd noticed since staying at the manor that he didn't get much sleep. Maybe three to four hours a night. He normally slipped out of bed somewhere between nine and ten then didn't return until around five or six am, it was concerning, when you asked Alfred he had just given you a vague answer ,about work emergencies and stress then that Bruce had had trouble sleeping since his parents and that he was probably leaving the room so he wouldn't wake you as well. All valid reasons you supposed letting it go but you would like to hear it from Bruce himself. He looked up sighing looking a little guilty and seemed off.

"I'm sorry did I wake you?" he asked sitting back down on the bed slipping on his shoes you shimmied down onto the floor and padded around to him softly ruffling his hair moving to cup his face caressing the small scruff he had.

"No... I noticed you were gone when I used the bathroom.... is everything ok?" you said calmly, he tilted his head kissing your palms one by one then held them in his own.

"Yes .....I just have problems sleeping... at first it was nightmares of ...well you know.. then it just became a habit I cant seem to shake... sometimes its to do with work and stuff but I found that I don't need as much sleep anymore." he admitted you could see he was uncomfortable so decided not to pursue it you were satisfied for the moment he would tell you when he was good and ready. You grinned at him

"That's a relief I thought it was my snoring that had drove you away" he bellowed a laugh wrapping you up in a strong hug around your hips holding you tightly against him you winced as he pressed against the marks he had left yesterday.

"Baby loosen up a bit would you... hips" you said he immediately loosened his hold pressing his face into your chest giving a fleeting kiss to each nipple making you jump as they to were still tender and slightly swollen from the past few days of his insatiable ministrations. Smirking he brought his hands up rolling them on his palms making you squirm as he dug his face between your breasts licking over deep purple and blue marks he had sucked into your cleavage just as your breathing started to become harsher pants he retreated completly with a smirk as you leaned forward unconsciously then snapped out of what ever lusy haze he had placed on you chuckling with a hard squeeze pushing you away from him lightly patting your bottom.

"Come on you time to get dressed Clark will be here soon for the interview."

"What he's coming today?" Bruce nodded

"Someone took a photo of us the other day its been doing the rounds on the internet and tv but thankfully not a lot has been in the news or magazines yet, Clark's boss heard and has been all over him about it because he knows we know each other so Clark is coming over this morning to do it and get some photos."you gaped at him

"ok what do you mean by not a lot in the news?" he gave you a look

"Bruce? what have they said?" you asked getting a little panicked mind racing with all the possible rumors they could have started. Or worse what if somehow they'd saw you in his office you gasped freaking out as your mind instantly began thinking the worst. He nodded his head to the small side table by the window seeing a news paper Gotham gazette yesterdays copy with two photos of you and Bruce from the incident at the tower. One was from the side showing your profile more than your actual facial features with your hand on his chest trying to calm him down as he spoke to the guard it showed clearly that he was angry with the man, the other was much clearer a face on shot of you both, you tucked into his side as you made your way to the elevators. The headline read 'Billionaire Bae-by' you took a deep breath no one saw what you'd done in the office. Reading the first few lines of the article. They didn't have much info just that someone had gone to the tower and whilst being escorted out Bruce had come down scolded a security guard and secretary then disappeared with the woman, the rest was just contemplating your identity with words like model and personal assistant thrown in here and there. In a way you were flattered. You felt Bruce walk up behind you placing a hand on your back rubbing small circles.

"Are you ok Sweetsq? don't worry everything will be ok. I've already got Mary and security looking into who took those photos it will all be sorted I promise." you snapped out of your hectic thoughts and scoffed throwing the paper back down

"Bae-by really? they get paid to write for a living and that's the best they got? honestly I'm just happy there's not photos of us in the office" he huffed kissing the back of your head

"Well other tabloids have dubbed you the new queen of Gotham, maybe that's more you? personally I'd say princess well after yesterday at least" he wiggled his eyebrows at you when you faced him you almost didn't take the bait but looked soo pleased with himself you couldn't let him down.

"Oh year and why is that?" he swallowed at the look you gave him

"Well your my little pillow princess" he said as matter of fact grinning you gaped at him shifting on your feet.

"Excuse you!! them water jets were powerful I couldn't move you-you fuck!" you growled out stomping away from him making him laugh out loud apologizing as you made your way over to where your bag had been the previous night stopping short.

"Babe wheres my stuff?"

"In here" he said pulling out a drawer in the dresser beside him.

"And some is in the closet your makeup is in the vanity in the bathroom, I didn't like you living out of a bag so had Alfred move it this morning while you slept." you looked stumped at him slightly touched at the implications.

"You didn't have to do that." moving towards him looking in the drawer seeing a majority of the clothes that jack had brought over for you. You grabbed your long royal blue roll neck jumper and black crushed velvet leggings with your undies.

"You best get ready Clark should be here soon" Bruce commented kissing you then making his way to the door

"You never did tell me who he wrote for."

"Oh he writes for the Daily Planet any way I will see you down stairs in a bit" he left as you tried to wrap your head around what was about to happen.'Daily planet?' Now that was a big deal, it was a bit nerve wracking letting everyone see you , know your name and step into the spotlight but at the same time you trusted those around you, and most of all you trusted bruce he wont let you fall. Making your way to the bathroom having a quick shower not washing your hair as Jack didn't bring your hair dryer and you had no idea where Bruce's one was or if he even had one. Slipping out you quickly threw on your outfit before standing before the vanity your small makeup bag on the side.

'do I got full face or light?' you debated you didn't want to slap a ton on your face too much could go wrong yet there was going to be photos. You decided to play safe and do your normal daily make up of eyebrows and eyeliner reassuring yourself that Bruce loves the way you look with of without. You left the room making your way downstairs hearing Bruce and Alfred talking to someone turning the corner you saw a tall broad man with black hair Bruce's face lit up.

"And here she is now Clark this is Y/n my girlfriend, Y/n this is Clark the reporter I was telling you about." Clark turned to face you smiling a dazzling smile his bright blue eyes shone impossibly bright, he was very handsome in the clean cut boy next door way. You nodded smiling shaking Clark's hand.

"Its nice to meet you, Thank you for doing this .. I've got to admit that I'm nervous about all this so you'll have to bare with me." Clark shook his head watching as you and Bruce seemed to have a pull that tugged you towards one another.

"That's no problem Bruce is a friend we go way back, and you have no reason to be nervous I will send you a copy of my article before it prints and will only write what you ask me to, I understand that you have concerns over your younger brother?" you nodded already liking the man he seemed trustworthy.

"Yes I don't really want him to be included to much... for his sake" Alfred interrupted

"I've set up coffee in the front sitting room if you'd like to make your way through." Bruce nodded thanking him and made your way to the room to conduct the interview. Once you were all settled with your drinks Clark began.

"So your Y/n Cooke?" you nodded shyly sitting tight against Bruce

" If you don't mind me asking how old are you?" you cringed waiting for the judgmental scoff as you stated your age.

"25" he nodded not giving any judgmental indications over your age or bringing up the age gap he just wrote down on his note book.

"And how did you meet ?" you were grateful when Bruce answered making the decision of how much to let people know, he had more experience with these things.

"Damien has been having his best friend from school over for a few months who happens to be y/n's younger brother, he couldn't stop gushing over her so I known of her for nearly seven months before meeting her. We actually met at Damien's school just over 3 months ago there was an incident that has since been dealt with but it involved both Damien and Jack." he smiled down at you.

"She came into the waiting area fretting over both of the boys like a mother hen and I was instantly drawn to her, the way she ignored everything around her instead focused solely on making sure they were unharmed and finding out there side of things."

you blushed continuing.

"I was hounded by Damien for months about coming over to meet Bruce but always brushed him off. But I distinctly remember being mortified when met him, I hadn't realized he was there. I sat down and noticed Bruce had been watching me the whole time. Then he backed me up when trying to sort things out with the principle in the office .. I was shocked but very grateful to him." Clark nodded writing everything down as you both recounted your meeting.

"So you met at the school?for a meeting? that's unusual could you elaborate?" you looked to Bruce who grunted at Clark

"Don't push it, there was a few issues the school had..... overlooked shall we say. For some months, Y/n walked in and set them straight. It has now been sorted. I was impressed at how she dealt with it and invited her out to lunch and we have been together since" he explained you relaxed a bit when he skipped the whole avoidance thing. Clark took a sip of his coffee and turned to you.

"So if you don't mind me asking about your brother? your responsible for him"you shifted uncomfortably.

"I-I am err can we not include to much about Jack? please?" you looked from one to the other

"Its ok I wont include to much just weather your his legal guardian, honestly I probably wont include it to much.. its mainyl to give context to why it was you there and not your parents." Bruce froze seeing where this was going. It has only been recently that you'd informed him of how your parents had died and he knew discussing it would cause upset on both sides he gave a growl of warning.

"Clark don't-" you put a hand up stopping him

"I will tell you the circumstances because your a friend of Bruce's but I'd rather you leave the details out is that fair?" Bruce tried to protest but you waved him off.

"Bruce its fine" you said as Clark nodded looking at Bruce strangely he got the feeling that his reaction wasn't just for you, nevertheless he nodded agreeing to your terms.

"My parents went on a day out, having a romantic trip just the two of them whilst Jack was at school, they were visiting the place's that were special to them where they met, first kiss that sort of thing it was for their anniversary. My dad had booked dinner at the restaurant that they got engaged in as a treat ,mum didn't know that bit he wanted to surprise her....they never made it tho...they.... it was the day of the metropolis disaster needless to say they didn't survive. I was away at college at the time. I had just turned 20, I dropped out that day packed my bags and come back home to Gotham and became Jacks legal guardian and have been looking after him since." you took a deep sigh it was five years but it was still fresh in a sense, luckily you had Jack to focus on and you pulled through it all because of him. You had to be strong for him. You will never forget that day tho, you had phoned over and over desperate to here from them hoping that they hadn't gone, you missed all your classes packing , you just had a gut feeling that you had to go home. When you heard nothing you left and was home in less than a day Jack had stayed with a friend that night, it took Four agonizing days but finally they had been confirmed as some of the casualties you broke down. It was just a devastating case of in the wrong place at the wrong time. With everything that happened in those few days looking back on it was still hard. You looked up again and was startled at the look Clark had on his face. His blue eyes darkened it was like a shadow had fallen over him, he looked absolutely devastated, wracked with guilt for some reason.

"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... if I'd have known I'd-" as he trailed off you looked a little confused then remeberd he was from metropolis he probably would have been there. You smiled softly at him.

"Hey its fine I'm ok Jacks ok, no ones to blame, we all have to go sometime It was there time. but they were together and that is a small comfort" Bruce watched quietly knowing how Clark had felt about the whole incident.

"You don't blame anyone? not even superman?" you tilted your head contemplating before leaning back against the loveseat you and Bruce occupied finally shaking your head.

"No. no I don't.. he didn't ask them to come here and fuck shit up.. not like he sent out an invite.. hell no one did I mean they threatened but nobody really believed that it would actually happen. Including my parents.. why should I blame him... he stopped them and in that respect I see him as someone who saved Jack I mean Gotham isn't that far and would have been gone next jack along with it." Clark gave a stiff nod then moved along quickly.

"So you took on Jack and helped him into the scholarship program at school." you nodded to him happy that he seems less gloomy tho you suspected it was a facade.

"Since the papers yesterday some people have reported seeing you out and about together at a restaurants? and cafes? and stuff " Bruce nodded

"We wasn't to keen on being public at first wanting to see how we go, the the more we saw of one another the more serious it became, so began venturing out more and more."

"And I assume that you've met the rest of Bruce's children?"

"Yes I have I was worried at first especially about meeting Dick and Jason, I thought they would disprove of me and Bruce's relationship because of our ages but I was proved wrong they are happy as long as their dad is happy and have both welcomed me with open arms." Clark jotted a few notes then came to the final question.

"and finally I have to ask about the incident at the tower, witnesses said there was an altercation?" you lowered your eyes and Bruce rubbed your leg reassuringly as you took a sip from your drink letting the cup warm your hands ans tucked your feet up onto the seat as Bruce slung an arm across your shoulders you snuggled under his arm as you leaned back on him before he began speaking.

"I was partly to blame for that"

you scoffed into your cup at him and he cocked his eyebrow at you Clark watched as the couple had a small stare down and was floored as Bruce gave in first.

"What you want to explain?"he asked

"No you go right ahead and see who he thinks was the cause of that cave man" you said gulping down another mouthful of coffee Bruce sighed

"it was my fault" you smiled giving an exaggerated nod. He rolled his eyes at you gripping your knee as you laughed.

"Once I got into the office I saw that I only had 2 meetings and would be finished before lunch so I invited Y/n out to lunch as she had an early finish and I made reservations. I had forgotten to have a pass ready for her at the lobby .When she arrived a member of my lobby staff failed to find her on the systems, they didn't believe that y/n was there to see me and was less than pleasant... honestly they had been extremely rude to her before calling security to have Y/n removed. Luckily I had called when this was happening and came down to sort out the confusion." Bruce explained Clark nodded.

"What happened to the staff member?"

"They are undergoing retraining for the position followed by a probation period but if all goes well they will remain at the company"

"And those are the photos we saw?" you nodded

"That one was when Bruce asked the guard who had put in the call to have me removed and the other was as we made our way to the elevators." Clark looked as you pointed out each one then smiled cheekily.

"The real question is did you make the reservations?" he asked slyly Bruce grunted at him his eyes getting darker glint. you ran a hand along his tense jaw.

"No the incident to longer to sort out as Bruce dealt with the staff involved" Clark finished writing then looked up.

"Well I think that's all, just some photos? then I will write it and send it to you for the ok before printing and hopefully be out tomorrow."

"tomorrow? that's fast" you comment

"yes well its better to get these stories done faster than normal that way we can avoid.... more fictitious articles being printed." he leaned down pulling a slim camera from his briefcase. directing you until you were sitting with your legs tucked up under your self leaning into Bruce under his arm he leaned over whispering curling his arm his hand dancing on your bicep pulling you until you felt him below his shirt smiling as Clark held up the camera ready to take some shots.

"Don't look so nervous" you pouted at him turning your head only for him to catch you by surprise with a sweet kiss you heard the snap of a camera Bruce pulled back and you giggled barely registering another camera snap before you both face towards Clark hearing one final snap.

It was later that day you and bruce were alone im the manor alfred had gone to pick up the boys, currently you were lounging around in the den watching some random film playing on tv when Bruce's tablet chimed signalling he had received an email from Clark the article was done.

"That was quick how'd he even get back to metropolis so fast?" He shrugged

"Well you'd be surprised how fast journalists can move.. especially this one" you let out a breath creeping up behind leaning over the back of the sofa peaking at the emailed attachments as he opend them, there was two attachments the first was a front page draft with a blown up photo of you're and Bruce's kiss with the headline 'Gothams New Power Couple' and a small a note 'Our exclusive first interview with the new couple' then the second page was one large page dominated by a photo of you and Bruce face on, you smiling Bruce smirking at you curled up against him and another smaller one of you giggling up at Bruce. You peaked over his shoulder staring at the tablet smileing.

"I like that photo, the big one on the second page" you stated he looked up at you before returning his gaze

"Yes its a keeper... I will get us some copies" he then motioned for you to sit. You did scurried around next to him waiting patiently.

"I'll read it to you. Ready?. " you nodded

"It is official Bruce Wayne is off the market ,he has finally been tamed! I was lucky enough to be invited to Wayne manor for an exclusive interview of Gothams next power couple and was pleasantly suprised. Mr Waynes new mystery partner is not what anyone would have expected. And I can reveal the woman as Miss Y/n Cooke A bright and polite young woman who is mature despite her young age due to her raising her younger brother for the past few years after her parents sudden passing. The couple could not seem to keep away from one another during our interview stealing glances at one another laughing and full of banter ,gravitated towards each other in a way I've rearly seen as they both recounted how they met then explained that they have been secretly dating for nearly four months. The couple met at Mr Waynes sons school where Miss Cooke's brother also attends. They were both invited to a parental meeting and sparks few instantly resulting in there first date, and they have been dateing ever since, being spotted out together in various locations across gotham the past few weeks in particular building up for a big reveal,most recently being photographed together in Wayne Enterprises in the city. Miss Cooke explaind that the photos arent all what they seemed,she went on informing me that she had been invited on to a lunch date with Mr Wayne only to be stopped by some members of staff and eventualy escorted out by security causeing Mr Wayne to intervene resulting in the photos that have previously been leaked on social media. After interviewing Mr Wayne on serveral occasions this is the first time I have seen him this passionate about anything, I saw during my interview a genuine romance that I believe is destined to be a happy ever after for the billionaire business mogul." You smiled a bit shocked at the way Clark had managed kept his word by skipping details yet still gave the media all the answers they wanted, he'd kept Jack out of it for the most part and also sidelined the issues with the school. All in all you thought it was a clever article. Bruce smiled at you.

"What do you think?" You asked apprehensively not really sure if it was good enough having not done this before. He nodded his head

"He is very clever,thats why i called him he has a way of not given any real indepth information but making it sound like he has. He has given enough to satisfy the media. He was a bit sappy at the end but its his way of saying he is happy for me. So you want to let him print it?" You thought for a second. It was a big step in the relationship. But then again he was doing this for you, so you wouldnt have to hide or be made to feel the way you was at the tower. This was so you could both have the freedom to be a couple anywhere. You grinned at that.

"Yeah I dont have any problems with it, I dont see how I could get to much backlash from it... do you?" He shook his head at you before quickly emailing Clark back that it was fine and asked for copies of all the photos ,he wouldnt admit it to you but his favourite was the photo of you giggling and it was going in his office at work... and a copy was going to make its way in the batcave somewhere. He snapped the case closed on his tablet and threw it on the other side of him pulling you to sit on his lap.

"So tomorrow is the big day then... I cant wait until everyone knows your mine." He growled out kissing your shoulder watching the tv you grinned sarcastically.

"Isnt that supposed to be my line?" You leaned back with a calculating look you tilted your head to kiss under his jaw before biting down then lowered your head biting and kissing at his neck, he continued to ignore you watching tv so you upped the anti he furrowed his brow lightly slowly realising what you was upto when he felt you tightened your ass muscles hissing when you sucked harshly rocking on his lap clenching and unclenghing on him whimpering gripping his muscular forearms you felt him twitch below you an insistent prod on your bottom as you gyrated on him. He looked down lust written across his face.

"Are you really ready for me?" He grumbled you looked at him innocently slowly moving his hands from your inner thighs to your hips. you smiled up at him innocently licking your bottom lip befor biting it.

"the question is Mr Wayne are you ready for me?" he groaned wide eyed as you pushed down harshly feeling managing to wedge him between your cheeks lightly and continueds moving he cried out balls aching as he strained against you quickly found himself fully erect rubbing up against you, spinning you straddled his lap squeezing his waist with your thighs pulling one of his hands to your mouth nipping at his pointer and middle fingers lathering them with kitten licks before sucking on them sharply scraping your teeth lightly over them as you pulled back before you pushed forward keeping eye contact , his eyes traced over your face watching with baited breath as you took them deep into your mouth managing not to gag as they past the back of your mouth then pulled them free leaving a small peck on the tips of his fingers. he gulped feeling lost as you pulled back vey pleased with youself he tilted his head at you clearing his throat.

"wh-what are you doing sweets?" you stood leaning down pulling him by the collar forward leaning in as if to kiss him changing direction at the last secodn to whisper in his ear.

"Me? Nothing, apparently I'm a pillow princess" you said before dodging his reaching hands just skimming you as you ran out of the room laughing all the way. He gave chase making you as you grabbed the stair rail turning tight flinging yourself up them as he followed closely hearing him curse as he his hand thumped the post hard when he copied you. Squealing you tucked your bottom underneath you as you heard him catching up fast as you both climbed the stairs he captured you halfway up the stairs pushing you into the wall kissing you. Making you shiver at his quick tongue licking into your mouth moaning at the taste of his tongue. he pushed you tightly against the wall by your shoulders towering over you growling bringing his hips to yours holding you still intimately.

"You think its wise to tease me baby? you think you wont pay for that?" his words hung in the air as he dived back in kissing you. You broke away with a laugh

"well I don't think I will pay tonight at that's for sure" the front door opened and closed followed by a loud chorus of protests coming from below the four boys were home and looked disgusted.

"You have all day to fuck and you choose to have sex on the main stairs when we come home what is wrong with you?" Tim started

"To be fair she was never like this before.... your dad has corrupted her." Jack countered more exasperated then shocked by this point . Jason piped up next arms behind his head slowly making his way to the den.

"Cant argue, good sex has been known to lead women astray." Damien grunted

"Its disgusting are you trying to soil every room in the house?" He was unimpressed apparently. You turned to Bruce smirking deciding to 'poke the bear' as it were

"Not trying Damien we are succeeding first the manor then the cars right Bruce" he barked out a laugh at the faces his two youngest pulled as they boys began to bitch making you both laugh at them. Alfred entered the room from the kitchen obviously hearing some of the conversation he smiled slyly.

"Which reminds me Master Wayne I've drained the Jacuzzi and will be refilling tomorrow there wasn't enough chlorine for the job and it will be arriving tomorrow morning" you heard footsteps running out of the den.

"YOU FUCKED IN THE JACUZZI!!" Jason screamed sliding to a stop beside his brothers who were frozen wide eyed

"WHEN? I USED THAT LAST NIGHT" you looked sheepish then shrugged

"Sorry Jason.... but if its any constellation it was in the morning so hopefully the filter system had gathered any .....err excess she we say?" he paled then ran past you climbing the stairs.

"like you said good sex can lead women astray" Bruce said kissing your head making you giggle at him blushing.

"Your sick sick people! I need a shower, unless you fucked there to?" Bruce raised an eyebrow at you before teasing the teen some more enjoying this far to much

"Well yours is fine we haven't got to that part of the house yet." Jason pointed threateningly at you both speechless

"I......You ......IT'S ........NO!" then padded off down the hall. You pushed Bruce back making your way down to bottom of the stairs slinging your arms across their shoulders making your way to the den each taking a seat you sat beside Jack

"Soo we had an interview today and tomorrow there will be an article in the daily planet about how we met and such... you have been mentioned but not your name ok? and it dose mention our situation" Bruce entered afterwards taking a seat handing Jack his tablet with the email open.

"Here read it for yourself.... If anything happens or is said you-" he cast you a hesitant glance before continuing.

"You can come to me I'll have it all sorted out ok? the papers might try to approach you for comments and such but it'd be better if you didn't they will try to find a way to twist anything you say.... we're family now and I will look after you both" Jack looked from the email to you then Bruce shocked. He and Bruce have banter much like Bruce and his sons but he had felt like he was baggage to a certain extent. jack was touched by Bruce's words he let a small smile slip before covering it quickly. Giving him an accusing look.

"Family? you better not have proposed ,you need my approval for that first sunshine."

"Jack! you little shit he was being genuine" you cried diving at him knocking you both the the floor as Tim quickly snatched the tablet as you began wrestling around on the rug.

"Say sorry!"

"Fuck no!!"

you continued as the others laughed at your antics.

"No no....y/n...... the chin not the neck... yes there the soft bit..... that's it!"

"OOWW! WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DOES THAT HURT SO MUCH" Jack cried as you followed Damien's suggestion.

"Damien! stop encouraging her!" Bruce ordered. .

"I'm not even going to ask" said an unamused Jason as he swept into the room stepping over you and Jack who were still rolling around locked in a grand battle hair damp from the shower he'd just had. This new family was a bit mad but it was yours and you wouldn't change a thing.

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15x15: Gimme Shelter

Then:

Dean used his words to save the world once

Now:

At a food bank community center, three teens dole out food while stressing out about one attendant who’s breaking their cleanliness rules. Connor heads over to talk to the woman, but is stopped by the center’s pastor. The pastor challenges Connor’s motivation. ”We have rules, but we also have spirit too, right?” The pastor tells Connor to lead with compassion, so Connor brings the woman food instead of kicking her out of the building. 

Later, Connor walks home. Much like all other cold open walks, this one also involves a solitary alley. He hears someone calling his name. Trying to find the source of the voice, he trips and finds a talking teddy bear, and a metal hook around his neck.

Dean and Sam discuss research. Sam’s found a non-case, while Dean’s hit the jackpot in Atlantic City. Specifically, an unexplained blackout has him thinking that Amara’s enjoying her new gambling addiction on the East Coast. 

Cas pops up and thinks he should go with the brothers, but they tell him to stay put and babysit Jack. I say TFW is just better together, but I’m not writing this episode. Hrmph. The brothers are packed and ready to go, but Jack stops them in the war room to ask about the case Sam found.

Sam tells him it’s nothing. Dean encourages Cas and Jack to investigate --to keep Jack busy. Cas seems skeptical, but Dean insists.

Agents Swift and Lovato meet with the local law enforcement to learn more about the case. Sweet Jesus is it cute that Cas continues to use pop-star names. It’s cute that Jack takes after his father with the upside down badge. It’s cute that Jack recognizes the teddy bear and says he has one (Did Cas buy it for him? He has a history of buying stuffed animals for his quasi-children.) 

The sheriff tells them about the victim, and how the word ‘Liar’ was carved into him. 

Jack posits that this all seems demonic. 

Cut to Cas digging into the ground at a crossroads. Time to get some information. Cas buries a picture of himself that Dean took when he was wearing a cowboy hat (Don’t worry, Dean still has his copy, and keeps it safe…. for reasons.) and Jack sets up a social media account. He’s WAY under 13 years old, so he needs a parent’s permission. Cas grants it easily. (Also, ALSO!! ALSO, there are NOT too many cats on the internet. This writing is so OOC, smh.) 

A demon appears. 

He’s channeling his inner Crowley, and I suddenly miss the bugger for a moment. Zach, the demon, is very bored and desperately wants something to do. He’s not really British and tells the duo that no one's making demon deals right now. Rowena’s of the philosophy that “people will end up where they belong.” Cas realizes their mistake and moves to leave.  “Sam was right, it’s not a monster,” Jack laments. “He was half right. Sometimes humans can be the worst kind of monsters,” Cas adds. 

At the community center, a woman locks up, and grabs a whole lotta cash from the donation box before she bails. Once outside, she hears a voice call her name. She looks around but sees nothing. She turns back to her car to find a masked individual. A weird editing choice cuts back to her...and commercial. 

Cas checks in with the brothers. Dean tells Cas to be wary of those “Hallelujah types” and I’m like, wha? Cas is an ANGEL OF THE LORD. He’s been around the block, Dean. Lol for looking out for your BFF, tho. Also, second awkward moment of the episode when Dean just hangs up on Cas? I’m…

Sam voices his reservations about the whole finding Amara --lying to Amara --killing Amara plan. Say it louder for the brother in the seat next to you, Sam! 

(Boris: I’m just going to insert this in the middle of this recap and never mention it again. Can we trust Billie? Is her plan actually something that is GOOD for our TFW 2.0? What is her agenda and does it align with what we want? What if what SHE wants is as equally bad as what Chuck wants? What if we as an audience are getting played right now??) (Natasha: What if the strings she’s pulling are emotional and she’s playing a dangerous game of chicken with Dean’s rage and Chuck’s entitlement?)

Jack joins the community center. He watches Dr. Sexy the pastor in a prayer circle, and talks to a disillusioned young woman who asks him to fill out a form before walking away. 

Cas walks in separately and wanders over to Dr. Sexy the pastor praying with a parishioner, and tells him about the cash stealing Valerie. She never made it home. 

Cut to Valerie tied and gagged. Her hands are in an elaborate guillotine. She wakes. Her screams are muffled. A TV turns on and flashes the word ‘Thief’. And one of her fingers gets chopped off. A timer starts on the TV. AND WE ALL RECOIL. 

Jack finishes the paperwork and tries to talk to the girls working the food line. The one girl storms off, upset. Jack follows her and tells her that he didn’t mean to upset her. 

She tells him that Connor and her dated. Well, they watched a lot of old movies together.  (AHEM! AHEM! AHEM! “I’m your Huckleberry.” AHEM. Please stop the clowning, it hurts so much.) 

Jack confesses to the girl that he lost his mother. The girl tells Jack that her mom died three years ago, and now it’s just her and her emotionally unavailable father, the pastor. “I have more dads than most, and I’m always just feeling like I’m letting all of them down.” JACK!!!! The girl tells Jack to trust God, not people. 

And we laugh, and laugh, and, guh, laugh. 

Cas, meanwhile, meets with Dr. Sexy the pastor. 

Cas interrogates Dr. Sexy Pastor about whether anyone else has gone missing recently. Well, there was one guy who used to work for the “faith-based community” but they parted ways. Cas and the pastor enjoy a little god talk. Cas, the weary angel, opines that God just doesn’t care. The pastor has a different take on faith - it’s about the people of his church doing what they can to take care of each other. We learn that this church recently changed from a fundamentalist branch to something more welcoming. Connor was able to come out as gay due to the changes, so some good happened. (Hindsight thoughts: this makes his death and the “Liar” all the more awful.) “A saint is a sinner who keeps trying,” the pastor concludes...and if that ain’t the truth about Cas!

Sam and Dean are on the too-slow train to Atlantic City when Amara drops in during a gas stop and invites them out for pierogi. 

At Patchwork, the pastor asks Jack to share his journey of faith during a prayer circle. Jack falters, and Cas steps in. “I do know what blind faith is. I used to just follow orders. Without question. And I did some pretty terrible things. I would never look beyond the plan. Then, of course, when it all came crashing down I found myself lost. I didn’t know what my purpose was anymore. And then one day something changed. Something amazing. I guess I found a family. And I became a father. And in that, I rediscovered my faith. I rediscovered who I am.” BRB crying!

Later in the cafeteria, Jack asks Sexy Pastor, M.D. how he brought together so many people with different ideas of religion. “It’s not about what they believe. It’s what they do,” he reiterates. (I imagine, for a moment, an ending where Jack calls out to the whole world and all living creatures and Heaven and Hell unite to win the final confrontation and make a better world together.)

The tranquil moment is interrupted by the TV turning on to security feed footage of the victim. The timer runs out and she loses another finger and screams and screams. Jack rushes over to the TV and pulls out a USB stick from the back.

Meanwhile, the Winchesters dine with Amara.

They bring up Chuck’s destruction of the other universes and tell her they have a plan to stop him. They’ve got a nephilim on their side AND he’s super powerful. All they need is for Amara to help them trap Chuck and...WHAMMO. Amara gently refuses to betray her brother. She lays some new mythology on them. She and Chuck are twins - creation and destruction - and their splitting apart first brought life into the world. 

Cas and Jack barge into the church’s ex-AV tech’s room. And by that, I mean, Jack gets hurled through another door? Um. Okay. The part of me that grew up with 3 Stooges is HERE FOR IT, tbh. 

They discover the guy is dead, chained up in bed with cuffs, with the word “lust” painted above him.

Getting ready to leave town, Sam’s ready to accept Amara’s choice. Dean “Fuck Acceptance” Winchester heads back inside and corners Amara. He asks why she brought back Mary. 

Amara tells him that she wanted him to see that the apple pie dream life he’s always striving for isn’t real - that Mary was only human - and BETTER because of that. Amara thought that would help him to accept his life. Amara also thought that having Mary back would release Dean from his anger. 

He leans forward and lets her know that he’s furious. Everyone in this universe is trapped, he tells her - including her. And she’s doing nothing. Amara falters in the face of this, and then asks him if she can trust him. “I would never hurt you,” he LIES TO HER FACE. She tells him she’ll think about it.

That evening Sylvia, the pastor’s daughter, listens to her friend gush over the social media attention she’s getting after posting about the torture video. In a flash of rage, Sylvia stabs her friend and races away. Dr. Sexy Pastor finds the current (still alive) victim just as Sylvia catches up to him. She accuses him of laughing at her mother after her mother died from trying to heal by prayer rather than medical science. She accuses him of changing the church that her mother grew up in. Jack jumps into the fray and gets stabbed for his trouble. When Cas arrives, Sylvia is quickly subdued by his Vulcan forehead tap of slumber.

Cas yanks away the restraints from the victim (SOOOO strong) and then heals her fingers back on while the pastor looks on in wonder. 

For So Strong Science:

Later, they gather outside while Sylvia gets taken away in cuffs. The pastor still cares about his daughter and vows to get her help. The driver of the car is Zach the crossroads demon? Oookay. 

Cas and Jack drive home. In the truck of feelings, Cas asks Jack why he couldn’t share during the prayer circle. Jack confesses that he’s been lying. The spell Billie is doing with him is turning him into a bomb to be used against Chuck and Amara. It’ll work - they’ll cease to exist. But Jack will be obliterated too. “This is the only way they’ll ever forgive me,” he tells Cas. 

Cas is horrified. He can’t watch Jack die again! Cas refuses to watch Jack die again, but Jack seems to have fully embraced this as his necessary fate.

Back at the bunker, Dean heads for the whiskey bottle late at night when he spots Cas shuffling towards the exit. Jack’s settled in his room, Cas reports. Cas then tells Dean he’s going to look for “another way.” 

Oh AND, “In case something goes wrong and I don’t make it back, there’s something you and Sam need to know…” 

FADE. TO. BLACK.  

The Se7en Deadly Quotes:

You guys go Highway to Heaven that bitch

You look greener than Baby Yoda

“Did anyone find any tiny bags with chicken bones inside?” “Did anyone smell sulfur?” “Did anyone feel cold?”

There were too many cats

Where can I find the Kool-Aid?

I wanted you to see that your mother was just a person

It was a gift, Dean. Not a trial

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[wretcheddoll]

about lyn-z way

I wanted to say a few things about this whole situation from my perspective. (Not that anyone probably cares but I want to reach out to others that feel the same way I do.) 

I was a HUGE Lyn-z Way and MSI fan only a few months ago, I can’t tell you how much she inspired me, like she did with so many other kids my age. I literally would not have started playing bass if it weren’t for her, which has sense become a passion of mine. I have always reblogged tons of photos and gif sets of her on my blog, and when I first saw a msi live show my mind was blown, I had never seen a woman look so cool and confident on a rock stage, she made me feel like I could do it too. So I can’t tell you how much this pains me to have to come to terms with all of this.

I knew about many of these controversies for a long time and was an intense defender of lyn-z. Now that I’ve had some time to distance myself from my attachment to lynz/msi, and their music, I can now say that I truly find some of their behaviors to be very troubling. Although I am still skeptical about some of the rumors spread by people like Jessika Adams who has proven to be unreliable in the past. (I’m still a raging fan of Jack-Off-Jill’s music-(I do not condone any of the shit Jessicka has done)-the music is great tho<3). When there are so many things people seem to have a problem with her for it’s kinda hard to ignore even for a stan like me. And then her family came out about her being someone who is prone to lying among other things, it all just piled up, impossible to ignore, not to mention the pretending to be Indian shit which I did not know about. 

I didn’t really know what to think, because it seemed like you either loved her and she was our perfect queen and all the gerard stan haters just want to tear down a powerful woman, or it was that she was a literal devil spawn who can’t even play her instrument and should go die. The people who hated her so intensely just made me double down even more when declaring my love for her, because I truly thought she was a good person and they were all in bad faith when discussing their distaste with her actions. I chalked it up to her having a “sketchy” past and that she was human just like you and me blah blah blah. I mean I’m a fan of other sketchy people’s art like Courtney Love, so that makes it okay right? In hindsight I feel like that was a bit naive especially when it came to her defending the stuff about minors.

So really my goal with this post is to reach out to other disheartened lyn-z fans who just can’t really look past all of the things that have been piling up about her character over the years. 

I honestly don’t know how I feel about everything I still have a lot of complicated emotions about this whole situation, I hope other fans can relate to what I am saying. I have also talked to some awesome people through msi and lynz blogs so they’res that. I’m honestly not sure if I am still a lyn-z way fan anymore, it’s really complicated, shes done so much for me, I don’t know her personally after all so should I even have an opinion on her character? I also don’t think you are a bad person if you like msi, or that you need to stop posting gifs of lynz or whatever, hell I’m probably gonna keep watching her live performances to get myself pumped up to play bass. Lol my 30 something year old therapist loves msi because they were big when she was in high school. 

I think what is best for us moving forward is to focus on other female bass players that don’t get as much love, and also good female led bands to draw inspiration from. I really want to bring good women in rock to the forefront since it’s clear to me that lynz has had the spot light for far too long. And most importantly we need to stop putting people on pedestals and “stanning” them because nobody is a “goddess queen” and they will probably disappoint you by being assholes. “Never meet your heroes” has never rang so true for me.

This was just a personal post about my own feelings about this whole thing. 

[smalltragedy]

* brigette lundy-paine, nonbinary + they/them | you know kirby wormwood, right? they’re twenty five, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, two weeks? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to ring ring by mika like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole balancing acts at perilous heights destined to entertain, jack of all trades master of none, refusal to accept the mortal world as it is thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is december 1st, so they’re a sagittarius, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( james, 21, est, they/them )

hllo welcome 2 my third character i love them a lot theyre a. remake of an older oc of mine so this is fun <3 sdfhk anyways once again i am asking u. pleathe like if u wld like to plot.

ARSON TW

mini playlist.

wizard ;; lucas lex / ring ring ;; mika / crows ;; clues / sunrise sunset ;; bright eyes / la llorona ;; beirut / no children ;; the mountain goats / might be love ;; the pesky snakes / sax in the city ;; let’s eat grandma.

statistics.

full name: kirby wormwood (currently).

nickname(s): magpie.

birthday: december 1st, 1995.

zodiac: sagittarius sun, aries moon, libra ascending.

mbti & temperament: estp & improvisor / sanguine.

label: the hellion.

hometown: abilene, texas.

sexuality: bisexual.

pinterest.

biography.

alright lets get right into it. kirby ws switched at birth. they cld’ve hd a very like. picket fence trampoline in the backyard. 4 columns cos its texas n it feels right. bt instead they were chosen <3 somewhat unintentionally <3 by dorothea n fawley wormwood, two traveling circus workers who emergency stopped in abilene.

n u know what. growing up in st. pierre’s traveling circus ws kinda fkn awesome? like ok. besides the fact tht they were homeschooled fr like evr n there were a sparing amt of children 2 socialize with? it ws p cool idk.

it ws kinda like everybody ws their parent n also not at all bc they were all very casual. bt they grew up learning hw 2 maintain the circus (n also like. normal school thingz bt i dnt think kirby hs ever cared abt school like ever) n whenever they hd a show kirby wld facepaint or handle tickets until they were old enough 2 start learning like. the Real fun things. 

fawley hd a lot of his own weird odd little like superstitions n beliefs n practically raised kirby on them like n they dnt rly <3 make a lot of sense. lots of made up philosophy. very much like. nothing defines u. u cn b anything or anyone. n kirby ws like ok cool. n then developed a god complex.

names didnt rly stick 2 kirby when they were a kid like. nothing satisfied them or felt worthy fr them or simply they just. got tired of a name. this isnt related 2 them being nonbinary BUT it did help ease some of the. pressure of exploring gender identity. theyve only hd one name tht stuck genuinely n tht ws magpie n. thts bc everybody hd their own bird name n it felt very. like community. like a role. usually the names they used during performances bt. anyways KFHDSGLKKHL

theyre Kirby bt answers 2 most. neutral nouns.

honestly. they were also a rascal as a youth. ws like. oh. i learned sleight of hand? cool. time 2 pick pockets. wld throw popcorn into the hair of other kids n b like. omggg what was that ... became a mime fr a year. it ws a rigorous training.

now a master of charades. bt anyways. they traveled pretty much weekly, maybe bimonthly n sometimes just pure monthly. there wsn’t an off season fr them, when the colder months came they’d travel south and when summer rolled in they’d go right back up again. it ws easy to switch personas almost daily n just. never reveal ur true self. totally not saying tht’s what kirby did bt thts what they did. it nvr made them lose sight of themselves it ws more like. acting. tricking ppl fr fun. 

anyways all good things come 2 an end and when kirby ws like. 18. they were like hey ur old enough that we cn trust u with fire. we think. n they started 2 learn fire-throwing n like. they were ok at it bt lessons were painfully slow n kirby ws like. i wld b so good at this if i cld do it all the time. n it ws like. hey kirby, chill. u already know a lot of things.

arson tw // u see where this is going. tents are kind of flammable. kirby ws unsupervised. bad decisions all around. circus is aflame. all the animals n all the circus workers got out fine bt like. st. pierre’s ws efficiently out of business. arson end of tw //

n kirby fkn booked it they just. ran. pure fear. nvr looked back which is like super traitorous of them 2 do bt. sometimes they meet up in secret like. sunglasses n all at a coffee shop. not all of them just like. fawley or someone else. theyre like. ur family u cld burn down a thousand circuses n we’d still love u. n kirby is like yeah i know bt i’ve rly committed to the bit now. n they dnt reunite.

anyways. since then kirby hs just been. a traveler. nvr rly staying anywhere fr super long n driving around in their shitty little van tht’d been used as housing back at st. pierre’s.

they’re in irving n theyve been there fr almost. suspiciously long. compared 2 their average stays. when asked abt what they do or why theyre there theyll just. give a vague answer or spin a long tale tht usually involves a burning circus.

theyre staying at uh. abernathy creek rn bc of course they r they fit in so naturally. welcomed with wide arms. might b soul searching rn might b on the hunt fr their birth parents might b just vibing ... whose to say ..

personality & facts.

has a Big personality tht attracts others fr better or fr worse. either super likeable or the most despicable person on the earth. no in betweens. n honestly tht is a talent in itself

has no off button is constantly. spinning tales or performing a dance or getting kicked out of bars fr whatever nonsense reason. 

honestly they prob think tht nothing bad cn ever happen to them even tho like. bad has literally happened 2 them before? love the optimism here. KLFGDLKFSDHGF

acts a bit like u’ve known them fr ur entire life they r oddly warm in tht way bt they themself r so distant tht its like. oh nice ok ...

both honest n yet dishonest like. yes they will hustle u out of ur money bt they will also tell u their opinion straight up. 

probably smart bt they r just like. prime thembo? flowy pirate shirts n cropped tshirts n pants tht r never tight. dresses like they do still work n live at a circus. 

likes 2 instigate things between others n then stand back n just watch it happen while taking like zero accountability. loves a good small town drama. avid milf hunter.

does not hv any faith in the american healthcare system at all n will straight up refuse 2 go 2 a hospital if they get hurt theyre like. i cn do it myself im like practically a professional. they r not a professional. 

bt does hv like. a thing abt apples. fkn loves them. 

uuuhhh cn play instruments bt all very badly. only knows one (1) song tht isnt made up n its wonderwall by oasis. they play it at parties. they expect fr tomatoes to b thrown at them at any given time.

very nimble. agile. granted its frm. learning circus tricks frm a baby age bt they hv impeccable balance n cn sneak up behind anyone without a single noise. uses this 2 their advantage in order 2 scare ppl. chaotic neutral.

loves having the attention on them i wont fk around here. will go to drastic measures to accomplish receiving it. my other muses r capable of taking things srsly bt kirby just. is not. they do not take a single thing srsly they barely even took. st. pierre’s destruction srsly n they caused it. maybe.

likes being able to just. be unknown so the amt tht ppl know abt them is actually very. little. i dnt think they even tell others their last name. sometimes not even their first. just hs so many aliases n nicknames. i know i didnt list any bt thts simply bc Any cld.

probably acts out to compensate fr the. underlying guilt they hv bt thts okay. i mean it isnt bt.

will probably show up if u call them fr help bt they lose interest in people p quickly n r always moving onto the next shiniest person. bt when they do they give them like. all their attention. if u wrong them in this period they will just. ignore it. bt when theyre bored then its like. u werent even friends at all? very odd.

perhaps it is commitment issues bt <3 ya. thts them. they do not claim favorite colors or movies or. most interests. probably bc theyre very very disconnected frm pop culture i think they learn everything thru twitter n google.

i wld not call them a good person bt i also dnt think theyre like evil horrible nasty awful they just. think abt themself a lot more than they think abt others n also refuses to face consequences ever and also .. anyways.

wanted plots.

part of the bird’s nest ;; honorary bird honorary circus member. u hv to be very well regarded by kirby to earn a bird name bt i feel like tht doesnt feel like a lot considering theyve only been here fr like. two weeks KDGDSHKGK. the catch is tht u cn only refer 2 them as magpie frm then forward. 

hand in unlovable hand ;; theres comfort in being terrible ppl together n it may not last bt it doesnt hv to anyways. its just them n the like. vibes. n knowing tht its smth thts nvr gna b long term. cld b anything ur character just hs to be also a little evil. KHDSGFDS

one jester ... wht abt ... TWO jesters .. ;; hoo boy. ooh man. unstoppable force and immovable object combine forces n just become. the worst of the worst. ultimate jokesters. epic pranksters. absolute clowns. chaotic energy unmatched. always nonsense. 

n also ;; ppl they’ve stolen frm, ppl who hv caught them in that act, ppl who’ve maybe seen them in the circus a very long time ago, Found Family Trope, real family shenanigans, kirby just asking everybody if theyre their dad., mortal enemies if they see each other its an instant duel 2 the death, etc.

[ashfantasyworld]

Jack Ironshield

I look up at the kingdom I have served for so long, there is not much I can say nor express in how disappointed I am in the cause I have been fighting for. Rebeca puts her hand on my shoulder “it will be fine big guy lets go there is nothing more we can do”. The reason I am writing this is I can not speak, and therefore I hope that writing my story can help people see me for who I really am.

Well to say that I have been anything other than a soldier my whole life would be a lie, i used most of my life serving the kingdom. But as soldiers we are not just fighting, sometimes we have to be involved in civil matters, and what happened I will always disagree with as long as I live. But before we get into that I think I need to introduce myself, my name is Jack Ironshiled. I am 27 now and have been a soldier for 9 years now, a mute 6 years after I almost got killed in the line of duty. After that I swore to become a protector. I had gotten a second chance, and that is how I did meet Rebeca. 

I had one mission to go and stop a bar fight, I went there and found a very drunk lady beating up a much bigger guy than herself. I tried to calm her down without much use, but I felt for her because she was drunk and angry at the guy touching her. So I decided not to toss her in jail for the night and carried her home. She was kicking and screaming most of the way before she fell asleep. As we got home to my place I put her to sleep in my bed, while I found a bed roll and slept on the floor. I did not think much of it. 

The very next day i wake up with a knife to my throat, “who the fuck are you” I look at the lady from the night before, fuck i cant say anything. I try to move my hands to make a sign, “Hey i asked you a fucking question who the fuck are you”. She is now shouting at me, “Hey can't you talk ANSWER ME”.... I nod gently, And move my hand slowly pointing at the scar over my neck. “Oh you can not actually talk”, I nod gently. “Well fuck why i am here”? No, what to do now I look around frantically and see a liquor bottle, and point at it. She looks up, “Oh it was that bad of a night?” I clench my hand into a fist and punch my other hand making a gesture of fighting, “oh i see and who are you?” I look around once more, and point at a big shield with the kingdom's mark on. “Oh fuck your a soilder or knight well im fucked”

I smile some but nod, as she removes the knife, and looks at me. “Hey i am sorry i did not mean to” I lift her up and put her in a chair, and move over to the kitchen. “Hey hey be calm big guy i don't want any” I turn around with a cup of tea and some bread and meat. And hand it to her. “Oh you're not mad” I shake my head and hold forward the food. “Is that for me?” I nod and place it infront of her. She looks at me and drinks the tea and eats the food, “damn big guy it tasted amazing but why are you so nice to me? Soldiers usually don't help people like us” I clench my fist and put it to my heart. “Oh you believe in protecting people '' I nod and smile. “Well I hate to burst your bubble but big guy, i think that you might be in the wrong line of work for that.” I tilt my head and look confused at her. “I guess you have not been home since the war started, and been out fighting.” I nod and show off all of my scars, she takes her hand and runs her fingers along them. Her hand feels so soft against my rugged skin, “I can't imagine how bad it has been. How long has it lasted now 7 years? Have you been deployed  all of them?”. I nod and look at her with big eyes, “yeah i can imagine a king wanting to use someone like you for fighting no words just a fighter.” I look down as she says that, i hate it that i can't speak and tell her i am not only that. She stands up and put a hand under my cheek and lift my head up so my eyes meet hers, “hey now i know you have a big heart, and you are soft even tho you look like big soldier if you weren't you would never have taken me home instead of jail” She smiles and sit back down, “its fine i know you had to do your job” she looks at me and smiles, “i hope big guy that you won't see the worst of it. But your king is treating us all like criminals after the war” she looks down. “But hey it might turn around ehh?”. I look at her disbelief and shake my head, she shrugs and pat me on the shoulder and hands me a note with an address. “If you ever need someone big, I am here for your name is rebeca by the way.” I grab a paper and write my own name on it. “Jack Ironshield, I have seen your father once but never spoke to him. So long jack I hope to see you again,” Rebeca walks out and disappears into the town. I am happy to have met someone like her, and I'll make sure to keep the note safe.

After some weeks back home I started to see what rebeca was talking about, collecting taxes from people who barely have money. We get people who do crime or just dont have money to pay, and put them in jail. I am starting to struggle with doing my job, this is wrong, it's not what I fight for. One day I am summoned to an event by the king to keep people in line, when I get there I am disgusted it is an execution. I stand and look at the people, as they are looking a lot and are cheering it on, some are crying. They start one after another is killed, some for crimes that deserve death some for crimes that don't deserve punishment. But I hear someone cry, it sounds like a child. I turn around and look in disbelief as I see a 12 year old boy in the ropes. And the guy starts to read as he drops and hangs, “this boy was caught stealing food from the king's stores and is therefore hanged by orders of the king. Anyone who is caught trying to steal from this city will meet the same faith, thiefs do not deserve to live” I look up at the boy as he hangs lifeless in the ropes, tears start falling down. I have had enough. I will not protect some king that will punish a little boy for trying to feed himself, I will not protect a corrupt king who only looks out for himself. I walk off on the way I drop off my armour i and weapons, and walk home. I open my closet, and take out my old weapons and armour from the war. The longsword has dents in it from how many times I have slayen or beaten down enemies, and the shield has marks after enemy weapons. My trusty dagger that always keeps me safe when most needed. And my old chain mail, rugged, dirty but a good armour. I pack some things and move to get going, but I want to say farewell to Rebeca. I look at the note and start walking towards her house, as I walk there I get into a poor part of town. I can see how people here are struggling just to survive, children working trying to feed their families. People look worn down, and near a breaking point. As I come to the house I see rebeca kneeling in front of her house, with a guard holding a sword to her neck while another one looks through her stuff. “So where is the money little girl, we know you have some” ‘. She looks at them and shouts “I have paid this month I am in the clear” One of the soldiers hit her, “this is the soldier tax for us to be nice”. Something in me snaps. I can feel the rage I had back in the war coming back, I walk towards them and they don't hear much. As they are busy trying to shake down Rebeca, I walk up behind one and drive my dagger through his chest, twisting it, killing him. The other one try to reach for his sword, but I grab him by his head and slam it into the ground. I keep slamming it back into the ground, blood goes everywhere, how could he. Soldiers are supposed to protect their citizens not hurt them, I keep slamming his head into the ground, I did not go to war for this. I did not risk my life for people to be abused. I feel a hand grabbing my shoulder. I turn and clench my fist ready to hit to kill, rebeca looks at me. “Hey hey big guy he died a long time ago, calm down now we need to leave and that fast.” She moves her hand to my face and wipes off some blood, “now calm down you need to think now.” I look around me seeing people looking, I hurry up and help her grab some things before we hurry and walk out of the city. I look up at the kingdom I have served for so long, there is not much I can say nor express in how disappointed I am in the cause I have been fighting for. Rebeca puts her hand on my shoulder “it will be fine big guy lets go there is nothing more we can do ''. This is part one of 2, i am helping a guy from my server writing his char. I think it came out pretty good so far hope u all like it. @erik-jj char