#i <3 gymnastics i <3 doing flips it’s so fun :D

[like-eachothersghosts]

bit of a niche one here but fuck pommel horse. i interact with it for the first time in two years (needed to for minimum people on event requirements)(we didn’t know about the comp until two days before so only 4 people showed up and you need 3 on an event)(only other person absolutely could not) competed minimum routine requirements intending to get the pity score (they don’t like to give less than a 2) and spent maybe 40 seconds total on pommels. have been reminded of exactly why i do not do pommels. ribs are all fucked up deep breaths hurt a bit i don’t know why it does this to me. not as bad as two years ago when i actually tried to train pommels and fucked up my ribs and sternum to the point of not being able to take fully deep breaths for a few weeks but. fuck pommel horse. no one likes pommel horse if they say they do they’re lying

[sassydefendorflower]

for the reverse tropes - I would love to see some bat related nursing home au, that just sounds amazing lol

"If you steal my favorite checkers game one more time, Hood, I will personally make sure the staff finds your switchblades."

Dick "Nightwing" Grayson leaned back in the most comfortable armchair in the common room of the Batmania Nursing Home in Gotham City. Across the table sat Jason Todd, often referred to as Red Hood, since - according to his own fairy tales - he used to be a feared gangster, back before the second hip replacement and the accident on the ice skating rink.

"As if. Nobody's afraid of you, twinkletoes. Just because you used to do gymnastics... doesn't mean jackshit now." Jason pointed the cane leaning next to Dick's chair, an elegant thing made from mahogany, it's handle shaped like a bird about to take flight.

"Gentleman, let's try to get along, yes? Anyone up for a game of chess?" Barbara Gordon's white hair was bound back into a stern up-do, the young nurse wheeling her towards the table barely visible in the presence of Batmania's very own Oracle. Rumor had it that there was nothing Barbara didn't know - and so far that had held true.

"I don't think we have time for chess today, Babs."

"Why? Are you scared, Grayson?"

"No, today is Thursday."

"Ah, you're right." Barbara smiled, all three of them having come into the common room for a reason after all. Jason had even put down his book (some brick by David Graeber), another weapon surely hidden somewhere on his body, in anticipation of what was to come.

Because on Thursdays all three of them welcomed their favorite visitor.

Young Timothy Drake, almost twenty by now. He'd started coming around some years ago, as an afterschool project his parents signed him up to, and now he visited once a week just to see his three favorite old-timers.

And it was quite obvious why they enjoyed his presence so much.

He talked to them.

Better yet, he told them stories.

"Okay, so last time I was here, Red Hood had just returned from the dead to lay claim on Gotham and take revenge on Batman, yes?"

"Finally someone appreciates how badass I am."

"You're not, Todd."

Dick grinned, leaning forward as if to hear Tim better, even though his hearing hadn't left him yet. Jason flipped him off, not daring to loudly interrupt again out of fear that Tim would stop his story.

"Well, the Red Hood is certainly trying to appear daunting in this particular story."

"And where am I in this, Tim?"

"Oh, Oracle is busy in her tower. Have I never told you about the Birds of Prey?"

Timothy Drake was smiling, the rapt attention of his audience invigorating. Barbara shook her head, and he took her hand, ready to guide her into the favorite part of this majestic and heroic universe he had created specifically for them:

Batman. Nightwing. Red Hood. Robin. And, of course, Oracle.

A story just for them.

~

I hope you enjoyed that :D It was certainly fun to come up with!!!! And thank you so much!! <3 <3 <3

(send me a Reverse Trope Writing Prompt with a fandom and a set of characters and I'll write something small for you)

[alangdorf]

Actually more rambling now. Currently thinking thoughts abt Tsuru and also Yabu (and Tsubakura by extension, obviously, who do you think I am,)

Always extremely funny that Tsubakura isn’t in most of Evanescent Existence just because they ignored the psychic intercom message and got really interested in the weird cave instead. What exactly was Tsurubami’s plan for if they hadn’t done that?? They run into each other and Tsubakura’s like “yeah I guess this might as well happen to me today”

Anyway the whole plot of Evanescent Existence is bizarre but it feels in character with how inscrutable Tsurubami is. Impossible to tell whether he has a convoluted plan or if she’s just having fun and it doesn’t matter cause he’s so all-powerful she’ll just get whatever she wants in the end regardless. Awesome!

Gotta mention one of my favorite fan works and definitely my favorite writing of Tsurubami is Misremembered Memories (fangame by Mugenri) (the person); I once summed up Yabusame’s scenario as “hey girl I didn’t call to talk to you put your dog on the phone” and made myself laugh extremely hard. And the bit where Tsurubami is like “it’s a trade secret!” And Tsubakura’s like “We have the same job? I’m filling in for you at your job?” And Tsubrubami’s like “Oh, I guess you’re right!” *blatantly continues to not tell them what they were drugged with* is LEGENDARY. But aside from the incredible banter I also love how Tsurubami asks Yabu & Tsuba for favors only after they’re already in a position where they can’t reasonably refuse. Feels right (kicking the “frankly I think it’s hot when characters are manipulative” tag from my ‘shall we dance’ pic under the fridge)

Oh yeah speaking of the song I happen to have a very strong link between liking music -> liking the associated character (slightly less so for Len’en than with Tohuhou cause I’m more interested in the story on its own merits for Len’en but it still seems to largely be the case) and I’m still very obsessed with the song. Thoughts on how it connects to the character 1) leading (like in dancing) 2) disorienting 3) silly goofy mischievous. Though I’ll admit I’m even more obsessed with broken eternal dance engine these days and that’s a twofer cause it’s actually Arde but would still presumably apply to a case where Tsurubami was outright trying to kill you! Either way 1) DANGER 2) even more disorienting 3) if you have the sound turned up just enough on that last big beat drop. Insane. The key change. The flip from just piano to full strings and heavy bass and crazy percussion. Kills me every time

(Tangent my friends who only know Len’en because of me talking about it are used to me very ardently insisting that Arde is just, like, pretty normal actually and today I was like “oh yeah I forgot this is her theme btw” *MO-NA-D-1 Memory Pursuit (basically a horror movie soundtrack)* lol)

Also I was thinking about the possibility that Tsurubami was the one who activated Rei (bc of how Rei talks abt him) and that’s got me spiraling. What all is she doing out there? If he was outright pretending to be Tsubakura again wouldn’t Hoojiro (& Haru) know about it? How’d he get access otherwise?

Extreme mental gymnastics offshoot from there: is Tsubakura a nepo baby??? Is it EN like 燕??? I dunno man. Trying to reverse engineer their backstory is such an ordeal; I keep muddling through their confusing relationship dynamics with Arde (it’s more straightforward with Hamal. Weird and bad, but straightforward!) and I’ll just be constantly going like girl (gender neutral) what is wrong with you…. Why are you like this……..

Anyway. My one big thing to share about Yabu is that I used to make the joke that Len’en as a whole feels like “Tsubakura’s terrible horrible no good very bad day, and also Yabusame is there” and then one day I had the epiphany to flip “it’s kinda funny Yabu just doesn’t really have a personal reason to be involved in all this” into “but she is anyway! They didn’t have to be there but she’s there for Tsubakura!” and got extremely soft about it.

Also uhhh I guess it depends on how much everyone knows about how Suzumi and their abilities work (always difficult to sus out) but in theory if Tsubakura knows about Yabusame’s immunity then them living with her would lessen paranoia that Suzumi could show up and then make them forget about it afterwards (though maybe undeservedly considering how BPoHC went lol)? Works as a deterrent either way. Okay so I think what we’ve learned here is I’m definitely not done with trying to make sense of a detailed headcanon version of precanon lol

[semantic-vegas]

Tagged by @lindholmline for five random facts about me! Thanks so much for the tag (also your lb posts kill me in the best way)✨

I’m much more of a lurker on here, so if anyone wants to do this, consider yourself tagged!

1. I’m from Boston! I grew up a Red Sox fan because of my parents, and I remember staying up for the ’04 and ’07 World Series as a kid. I was *obsessed* with Johnny Damon to the point where him getting traded to the y*nkees and (more importantly) cutting his hair was like the #1 betrayal of my young life lol. Good thing I got over it, because he’s a gross person objectively.

2. I LOVE fashion, especially vintage. I could go thrifting every day of my life and never get tired of it. I also sell clothes online, and my favorite part is filling out a postcard for buyers! I like to put my spotify on shuffle and include a little 5-song playlist on each one ��

3. I did gymnastics for 10 years. It was super fun at the time, but I have such a bad back now 🙃 Still, I’d love to find an adult class orrrr some other more involved activity/class to start exercising regularly again. Perhaps it was all the flipping, but I find just going to the gym super boring.

4. I have no idea what I’m doing with my life.. which is not very fun, but is v on my mind rn. I hate my job (also so underpaid I could cry), so I’m searching for something new, but I also have no idea what to even look for at this point. Plus it’s disgustingly expensive to live in Boston, so perhaps I should move?? But where??? V turbulent times, but it feels like a lot of people are feeling the same, so perhaps someone would find it comforting to read this..? Or not, but it’s not like I haven’t embarrassed myself on the internet before lol.

5. I have a folder of screenshots from hinge and tinder of absolutely d e r a n g e d things that people (mostly men) have put in their bios and/or said to me. It’s pretty amusing, but also vaguely horrifying to know that there’s a 28-year-old man named Mike who lives 4 miles from me and thinks that chapstick is a conspiracy. Yes, that is an actual example. Let that sink in.

[uramichislefttiddie]

Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan Alphabet

||Contains: Uramichi Omota + Iketeru Daga||

||Warnings: NSFW||

Reminder! Please don’t comment anything that implies your age, I cannot stop who reads this unfortunately but I can at the very least give out a warning that this contains nsfw content.⚠️

please forgive me I could not stop laughing whilst writing this, I had to skip specific words because it did not sound right to me and my childish behaviour😭

Uramichi Omota:

A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)

If anything all this man will want to do is try and get a good nights rest even if it means only a couple hours of sleep. He will make sure however you are cleaned up and are alright before he deals with himself. He’d never leave you to care for yourself, he always makes sure he cares for you first. He’s very touch starved meaning he makes sure he gets cuddles and kisses before you both drift off into a slumber!

B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)

His favourite body part on himself most likely would be his muscles specifically his toned arms, I mean he’s a former gymnast so what can you expect? On you his favourite part would be either ass or thighs, the reason mainly being it’s something he can rest on, or another reason being he loves to mark your thighs up not caring if anyone can see, also he just genuinely likes groping your ass however he’ll only do that in privacy, he’d rather not have the risk of someone having just witnessed him groping your ass in public. In make out sessions always expect his hands to be roaming either along your thighs or ass there’s no other option it could be.

C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)

Majority of the time he will make sure to not cum inside you meaning hell either do it over your face or body, however once in awhile if you allow him he will not pass up the opportunity to cum inside you. When I say once in awhile, Uramichi will try and make it near enough every time that you allow him to cum inside, he just loves the idea of having the risk you could end up with having his children. (Russian roulette type beat/j) and a plus to him is that if he can cum in you it means less cleaning to do.

D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)

Now I get a strong sense that this man really wants to try bondage with ropes especially, wether it be you that’s tied up or him he doesn’t care either way he really wants to try it. But he doesn’t want to scare you off by asking so he still hasn’t mentioned it and he doesn’t want you to start making fun off him about it💀 however you’ve had an inkling for awhile that he’s got something about being tied up.

E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)

Now he may be 31 years of age but this man has never gone past kissing someone before he met you. You were his first and oh boy he had no clue what he was doing, mainly because he was nervous and couldn’t comprehend what was truly happening. He has watched his fair share of porn etc but when it came down to actually doing it himself he mind had become fog. Overtime though he’s come to learn what you like best and least and has took that into account and now it’s as if he’s been doing it for years.

F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)

Now he’ll most likely switch between a mating press or doggy style. The reasoning for mating press is it allows him to be more face to face to you and he can see your face during it which turns him on even more. And let’s be real he more than likely has a breeding kink. So mating press + breeding kink = heaven to him. Now the reason for doggy style is because he loves having your bare ass slam against him and watching it jiggle when he slaps it. He also loves leaving marks on your hips meaning doggy style makes that all the easier.

G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)

Uramichi is probably the type of be serious, he might laugh there and than every so often if something a bit funny happens but overall he’s pretty much serious and that’s just him.

H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)

Unshaven, however he will trim it if you ask him to, but seeing as he’s 31 I think he couldn’t care less about body hair as it’s normal and he just sees it as a waste of time to have to repeatedly shave.

I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)

80% of the time he will be rough, releasing out all the pent up anger and frustration, but he still makes sure your ok. Although there will be them days where he just wants to be more romantic than rough and his whole demeanour will have flipped upside down and he’ll be acting all lovey dovey. Plus most definitely a switch.

J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)

Nah, not really, if he’s in that type of mood and your not with him he’ll either wait or come meet you wherever you are so he can get relief.

K: Kink (What kinks they have)

Gagging, Breeding, Bondage, Dacryphilia, cockwarming

L: Length (how big they are)

He’s more girthy than long, he’s probably about 6 inches which is a good length all in all.

M: Motivation (what gets them going)

When you start whining at him for attention or if you raise your voice at him because oh boy that really does set off something in him when you raise your voice.

N: No (something they will not do)

Knife play or anything that could seriously harm you even by accidental.

O: Oral (which they prefer)

He prefers giving than receiving but once in awhile he’d just want you to be the one giving it to him and making him fall under your touch.

P: Pace (how fast they go)

He’s not necessarily fast but rather hard. By that I mean he will go full force into you where both yours skins slap against each other and where he will grunt a lot which oh boy is hot.

Q: Quicke (do they do them?)

Surprisingly he does them a lot seeing as he has work 6 days a week which really only leaves him with one day where it can just be you and him all day. So either he’ll do one in the morning or at night but it depends if he’s feeling too tired after work.

R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)

Now he’ll hate someone interrupting so he always makes sure you both do it where the chances of getting interrupted are reduced drastically, plus it’d be very embarrassing for someone to walk in. Usahara now always make sure to knock before making his grand entrance into his apartment. The risk of you getting pregnant kinda excites him in a way so you gotta watch out with this man.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

On an average he can last around 2-3 rounds but on a very good day it feels like it’s never ending, he just needs that motivation if you get me.

T: Toys (do they use them)

No. He’s never really been into them and they’ve never sparked his interest.

U: Unfair (are they fair)

He’s quite fair to be honest, he makes sure you both equally get what you both want but there can be times he can be a tease when he’s in one of them type of moods.

V: Volume (how loud they are)

Majority of the time he lets out grunts rather than moans, he gets embarrassed if he moans however after the time you told him you like it when does he doesn’t hold back anymore but like I said most of the time he grunts and breathes heavily.

X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)

Like I said, more girthy than long.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

It’s shockingly quite high, although it may not show when he’s near you expect him to be quite touchy most of the time waiting for you to get the signal. In simple terms he’s quite the horn dog.

Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)

I’ll say it straight. He goes to sleep incredibly fast, but he won’t before he makes sure your cleaned up and settled down!

Iketeru Daga

A: Aftercare (how they treat you afterwards)

This boy will give you the best aftercare ever. You hungry? Ok he’ll go make something for you. You want to go for a drive? Ok he’ll take you for a drive. You want a shower/bath? Ok he’ll go prepare you one. You understand me now. He will double check your ok and cleaned up as best as possible. Will always make sure you’ve gone to the toilet afterwards and have had some water. Will fall asleep with you in his arms always whilst reading to you.

B: Body (his fav part of his body and yours)

His favourite part of his body will be his hands, not only because they’re pleasing to the eye but because he knows his long fingers can make you come undone very quickly and easily and that gives him somewhat of a boost. His favourite part of your body to him will be your lips, he loves the feeling of them when he kisses you or when your kissing him anywhere (😏 /j)

C: Cum (well I’m pretty sure you can gather what I mean)

He loves seeing his cum dripping down your face, the way it leaves a shine along your face just looks so pretty to him. So he prefers to cum over your face or in your mouth to where he can see it dripping down yourself. Don’t get me wrong he’d love to cum in you but he’s responsible and would rather wait until you both want a child so he doesn’t need to worry about getting you pregnant.

D: Dirty Secret (a secret of theirs that they haven’t told)

He likes to be choked. Awhile back you had no clue until you accidentally did and that’s when the game got even more interesting. He really just overall loves seeing you in charge.

E: Experiance (Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s had a few girlfriends in the past but never gone as far as to do more than make out with them, he’s always said he’d save it for the when the right person comes along and he knows it the right person. But he very much does know what he’s doing, he knows how to make you feel good, he’s done plenty of research.

F: Favourite Position (which he prefers to do)

Reverse cowgirl. He absolutely loves you riding him and if it means reverse cowgirl it allows him to smack your ass and fondle it, also allows him to easily guide you with your hips. Damn he goes berserk when your in this position I tell you.

G: Goofy (do they laugh or are they the serious type)

Do I even need to say? Of course he’s going to be goofy, the man laughs at dick jokes. However once he starts laughing that’s it, he won’t be able to stop for awhile, it’s honestly become uncontrollable.

H: Hairy (shave? Unshaven?)

Honestly, he leaves it down to you and what you prefer, he doesn’t mind if you prefer shaven or not either way he’ll go with what you like.

I: Intamicy (how they’re like in bed)

Probably the slow but long stroke type of guy. He loves the way you start to become impatient and fidgety. He loves the look in your eyes when he’s facing you.

J: Jack Off (Do they? Or not?)

He only will if he hasn’t seen you for a few days or hasn’t been able to do anything with you. He prefers doing it with you actually.

K: Kink (What kinks they have)

Choking, Food Play, Cockwarming, Spit, Praise

L: Length (how big they are)

Longer than girthy, he reaches about 7.5 inches, he can definitely reach the high spots.

M: Motivation (what gets them going)

When you start to praise him, especially with “good boy” that will get him going almost immediately, it just switches something on in his mind so very quickly.

N: No (something they will not do)

He’s willing to try most things as long as you feel safe and he feels safe and you both know to be careful and know how far to go with everything.

O: Oral (which they prefer)

He prefers receiving than giving, he just loves being able to watch you go down on him and struggle. But when you want some he will be more than happy to give.

P: Pace (how fast they go)

Life I previously said, he’s the type of guy that goes slow but he makes sure he’s hitting all the right spots that you like and that gets you going.

Q: Quicke (do they do them?)

He prefers to not have them but if it comes down to it and you really want one he will do so, but don’t expect it to become a regular thing.

R: Risk (are they one for taking a risk?)

Oh he’s scarred many peoples eyes and mind because he simply “forgot” to lock the door and close the curtains/blinds. Poor Uramichi as if he hadn’t enough going on. He doesn’t really want to risk getting you pregnant though, so he will use a condom.

S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

He can go for a straight 3 or more rounds, it normally stops when it’s you that can’t take anymore not the other way round, he always waits until you’ve had your pleasure before he’ll stop.

T: Toys (do they use them)

Now he’d never admit it, but before you two started being sexual he had quite the few toys. He most likely had a flashlight, tenga egg and a cock ring for example. Them type of ones.

U: Unfair (are they fair)

He’s the fairest of them all, he’d make sure your getting what you need and than sort himself out, he’s never once been unfair to you.

V: Volume (how loud they are)

Now…this mans a full on moaner and he has no shame about it. He honestly has that type of pretty moan too, where he whimpers at the same time and he will not look away either. Oh and if your the one sucking him off, be prepared because he can’t hold back at all, it’s honestly like heaven to him.

X: X-ray (what they’re like under there)

As already said he’s quite long compared to others, he reaches about 7.5 inches.

Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

Probably around average but if you get him going well-

Z: Zzz (how fast they go to sleep afterwards)

Will not go to sleep no matter what before you, it always has to be you that falls asleep first before he can fall into a slumber. He always wants to know your safe. And plus if you’ve fallen asleep he will clean you up if you haven’t already, and will leave some water and paracetamol next to you for when you wake up and if he leaves before you in the morning or wakes up before you he’ll always leave a little note next to you too.

[autisticlenaluthor]

I heard you once a gymnast. If so here some questions regarding to that then :D 1: Fav. Event? 2: Hardest Skill you have learned? 3: Fav. Thing on Gymnastics, 4: Worst Thing in Gymnastics 5: What was your highest level in gymnastics? 6: Fav. Leotard if any? 7: Gymnastics Goals if anything for 2021?

thank you for the questions!

1. my favorite event was beam. idk why but i was less afraid of tumbling on beam than floor

2. i was working on front layouts before i quit but the hardest skill i could do consistently was my series on beam (cartwheel swing through round off)

3. my favorite thing about gymnastics was my team and my coach bc she was like a second mom to me. and she taught me so many life skills and gave me so much when i worked with her that she literally shaped me into who i am now even though i was only with her for about 3 years

4. the worst thing was vault lmfao i HATED vault. when i quit, i was starting to do tsuk drills and i was so bad at them. i did one (1) yurchenko timer up this giant cheese mat on tumble track and hit my head so yeah vault was not for me.

5. the highest level i competed was IGC bronze, but i trained up to xcel gold/platinum which is what i would’ve competed if i hadn’t quit

6. my favorite leotard was a plum leo that we got at our team banquet, so everyone had one. it was one of the flip ones with our team colors. but my “lucky” leotard was a black and white gk by nastia liukin leo, once i wore it when she trained me on beam for about 20 minutes which was like the best experience ever.

7. i don’t have any 2021 goals bc i quit almost 2 years ago but if i can, i’d like to do a few privates bc i normally go back and do some over the summer and see if i can still tumble at all. and make sure i still have my kip bc if i lost that i think i’d actually die lmao

again tysm for the questions they were sm fun to answer!!

[pyropsychiccollector]

Yep. I threw up another tier, this time for Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair. Once again, I'll go through each character and explain my rationale. This one was a little tougher for some characters; like, overall, Dangan 2 did a better job of fleshing out characters. As a result, it was harder for me to rank some characters higher than others, but I somehow managed to do so after some thought.

.... But for some characters, it was seriously a no-brainer where they went. XD

F rank - Komaeda..... Now, I know what some of you are thinking, last time I put Hagakure in this dead-last rank because he was useless, so that's probably true for Komaeda, right? ..... No. Fuck no. XD This little shit is F rank for much bigger problems than uselessness. Let's start with the obvious: He's the "Togami" of the group. He fucks up the trials, but not just for amusement like Togami did - this guy did it for the sake of pitting "Hope against Hope", and you just knew he was always up to something.... If it wasn't for him, Hanamura wouldn't have been pressured into murdering, at least not so soon. They tied him up in the second chapter, which was good, but then he still managed to throw a wrench into things by encouraging Koizumi to go and play the video game that was the motive for the chapter... This didn't directly lead into the incident necessarily, but Koizumi had already received that ominous letter from Peko and Kuzuryu, telling her to play the game and how to get the true ending; Komaeda spurring her further on DIDN'T help. He redeemed himself a little by figuring out Mikan was lying in trial 3, but then he took 5000 steps backward in chapter 4 by first throwing suspicion onto Hajime in regards to the identity of the traitor, and THEN he cleared the Final Dead Room and treated everyone - EVERYONE - like shit..... But especially Hajime, who had only thought he'd lost his memory of his talent. Hajime, who had been helping solve all the trials and prove that he could stand alongside Ultimates.... It's fine and all that Komaeda was the first one to discover they were all Ultimate Despair, and therefore hated they'd turned out like that, but he had absolutely no high ground to stand on when talking shit to everyone; he himself was Ultimate Despair as well. And the cherry on top.... was how he got Chiaki to murder him in chapter 5. Through sheer luck, and the intention of killing off Ultimate Despair when they had no clue as to the extent of their loss of memories. Some sympathize with the fact he may have some life-threatening illness, and he really had the best of intentions, and was just "misunderstood".... But no, not me. Fuck that.

F is for "Fuck You, Komaeda". lol

Anyway, moving onto E rank....  Akane is kind of like the "Hagakure" of the group, only her physical talent as a gymnast puts her leagues ahead of Hagakure in usefulness. Akane's simply E rank because she's one of the reasons the trials drag on so much, makes few worthwhile contributions, and just isn't all that deep of a character.... I'll never get over how "random" her free time events seemed.... Like, she's a fun girl, I suppose; perverted in her own naïve way. There's just not much substance for me to dig into, for her character.

Saionji's kinda similar in that regard.... Though I'll admit she does have a backstory. She's mostly in E rank because she's, as Nicob would put it, "such a bitch to everybody". Her bond with Mahiru is probably her one saving grace, and the only reason she's not F rank like Komaeda, in my books. Well, that, and she kind of warms up to Hajime in her free time events.... kinda.

... If you squint.

.... But she's still a bitch to everybody that isn't Mahiru. XD

D rank.... Teruteru was honestly placed here because I like him better than Komaeda, Akane, and Saionji, but I don't like him as much as Ibuki. I mean, he's perverted as hell, and he kinda spreads himself thin when it comes to "covering his bases" with his libido, but he's still useful as a cook. Plus, his backstory with his mother who's ill is pretty sad, not to mention how it's implied he killed her when he became Ultimate Despair. Teruteru's just one of those unfortunate characters who's somewhat fleshed out, but I'm not crazy about him; he's just somewhere in the middle. ..... which may be how he likes it....

C rank.... I like Ibuki - she's fun, kooky, crazy.... Her skill in music and her sharp ears are neat, plus she just wants to get along with everyone. .... Except call Teruteru out on his antics, and maybe back away from Komaeda and his craziness. lol Still, despite all the good qualities, Ibuki's just not fleshed out enough as a character for my tastes.... She's fun, and it's sad she got murdered. But there wasn't much of a backstory to tell, and she didn't go through a huge development arc.

.... She did not want to leave her honeymoon with Hajime in island mode, though. And that was just cute. XD

B rank.... Nidai's pretty similar to Ibuki in being a fun character, but I kinda like his attitude of trying to be the class's manager - 'cause it shows he cares for everyone. He doesn't go through a huge development arc either, but it was pretty interesting seeing him adjust to being a robot and then his presumed confrontation with Tanaka in chapter 4.... I would've liked to have known more about that possible confrontation; one of my theories is that a bit of his "Ultimate Despair" self was leaking out in that clash, but probably not enough to turn out like how Mikan was, when she got the Remembering Disease. The desperation/hunger just got to him. That's my theory, anyway.

You might find it surprising Souda is this high up, considering how, like Akane, he holds up the class trials with ridiculous theories and suspicions on certain culprits. But, Souda is the Ultimate Mechanic, and it's just fun seeing his love for his craft. His obsession with Sonia is a bit grating like how Fukawa's obsession with Togami was, but, in some cases I couldn't help feeling bad with how cold/dismissive Sonia was towards him. Like, she didn't have to return his affections by any means.... And he is kind of a suck-up to her. But still, he is nothing but nice to her, and continues to believe in her (if not somewhat blindly) throughout the trials. It'd just be nice to see her reciprocate his friendship, at least. I kinda liked how it gave them a small cameo scene or two of that in Dangan 3 Hope Arc.... Again, that's me.

A rank... Hajime's a pretty good protagonist, and I think he had some nice development arcs throughout the series. He's a bit of a pessimist, in contrast to Naegi's optimism, but he's still one of the nicest guys you could meet. Probably the major thing that drags him down to A rank is simply how overly "average" he is.... like, it's to be expected - he was a Reserve Course student, and therefore had no Ultimate Talent or quirk to fall back on. But still, I'll admit the repetitive ordinariness was a bit grating.... The only real "backstory" he has is his downfall into the Kamakura Project, and even then, he kinda became a different person because of everything but talent being excised from him.

I'll admit - I like Kamakura more than Hajime himself, but I'm not really sure where I'd put Kamakura, either in S or SS rank..... A lot don't seem to care for how OP he is, but I kinda liked how Dangan 3 anime showed off his reflexes. Not to mention it showed he was a neutral party in the war of Despair vs Hope. Again, that's me.

Peko's a neat character with a badass talent. Her backstory is a little tragic and it doesn't grate too much.... She could be cute with furry animals, too (or at least hinted as such). I liked her bond with Kuzuryu, even if she mostly saw herself as just a tool. On the flip side, that mindset of being a tool is why she was dropped to A rank.... I know the Kuzuryu clan drilled that into her head, but she did try and screw everyone over in the second trial because of it. It also made her character suffer a little because she didn't have anything really outside of her loyalty to Kuzuryu and the clan (which makes sense; just makes her character suffer a little bit in having little to no quirks, hobbies, or whatever).

S rank.... I liked the Imposter. I really did. He can impersonate anyone, and make you think the person just put on a few pounds. I liked how fast they made him in the anime, and I just liked his friendship/loyalty to Mitarai and everybody. I felt like the Imposter was a pretty great character, and they introduced him in a way that made you wonder what was going on with "Togami". I liked how you knew next to nothing about the man under the masks (only saw his face/hair in the anime) - though similar to Peko, it was a bit of a double-edged sword in having no huge backstory to fall back on. But unlike Peko, he kinda made the lack of backstory work, because it was part of his charm and talent. And that's why he's above Peko, in my books; he takes a weakness and works with it. I think that's great writing.

Tanaka is so over-the-top.... XD He's a fun character, like Ibuki and Nidai, but unlike those two he has this depth to him that makes me wanna observe him more. He's a smart and shrewd man, and though he tried to screw everyone over in chapter 4, you can argue that part of his reasons for doing it was because he was trying to save them from starvation by sacrificing himself - and doing it in a way that didn't betray his own values, never giving up on life. Again, I think that's just great character writing; Tanaka's just awesome. His hamsters are cute, too. XD

And then you have Sonia.... I guess you could argue Sonia's like a Barbie doll princess, but it's kinda nice to see her gung-ho about a lot of things - even using slang in a cute way. She's curious about a lot of things, too, and she cries and gets mad over things when they happen. I dunno, Sonia's kinda hard to put into words in terms of why I like her so much as a character, though I suppose her kinda-innocent-perverted nature also plays a role in why I like her character... XD "What do you call that activity when two people snuggle naked under bedcovers in a lodge that's snowed in?" Similar to Celes, you don't see too many girls asking questions like that..... And Sonia literally has no real perverted intentions, she just "knows" things. XD

.... And she might also not be a virgin. *wink wink nudge nudge* (I read a fan's explanation on that line, so don't correct me, I know) XD

SS rank.... Kuzuryu reached this rank the moment Derek Stephen Prince voiced him, really. I mean, there's lots of other reasons I like Kuzuryu, but his voice actor is definitely one of the reasons I like him so much. I mean, he's a yakuza, so you know he's gonna be a tough guy of the group, but Kuzuryu really does have this part of a character that wants to rebel against his yakuza upbringing. Like, for example, his insistence on following the law with driver's licenses, or how he drops the "I'm gonna kill everyone so I can escape" routine as of chapter 3. Kuzuryu just really comes of age, he really honors Peko's sacrifice, and he's just so friggin' loyal to everybody, I love it.... Fantastic character~

Mahiru is a bit of a dark horse because from the moment you meet her in-game, and throughout much of your interactions with her, you think that you won't really feel sympathetic towards her. But under that bossy, somewhat sexist exterior, you find what's basically the "mom" of Class 77. Mahiru wants to watch out for everybody, wants to help them be the best they can be. And her free time events with Hajime are adorabu. Really. XD She kinda clicks with Hajime because of how ordinary they both are, but she'd also just help keep him in line. And in return, he'd encourage her when she gets disheartened; just seems like a healthy relationship right there, to me.

And Mikan.... ughhhhh..... A cinnabun of the group, she really is. She does turn out to be crazy as an Ultimate Despair, but that's not really her fault, that's the brainwashing's fault. Mikan's just a sweet, loveable girl. A sweet, loveable girl that's been bullied much of her life, and thus knows how to take care of others.... Her lack of self-care when it comes to pleasing others is a bit off-putting, but Hajime helps her get over those unhealthy tendencies. I know Dangan main protagonists kind of have this tendency for potential harems, but Hajime, Mikan, Mahiru, and Chiaki..... C'mooon~ You wanna see it happen. (well, maybe not, depending on what characters you like). XD

Finally, SSS rank..... Chiaki's just best person ever, 'nough said. lol I know a lot of people may think of her as a Mary Sue, and not like her for being so nice and loved by everyone, but Chiaki's what we should all strive to be, alright? Not the "loved by everybody" part, but the "being nice to everyone" part. lol Some people you just can't be nice to, and that's fine; we all have our limits. Well. Except Chiaki. Chiaki will be your friend even if you treat everyone like shit. She'll try and stop you from doing so, and help you be a better person, but that's just all the more reason to like her - she doesn't hold ill will for anyone..... Well, almost anyone. I suppose that's why I liked Dangan 3 anime, too - because the human Chiaki does hold resentment towards Junko, who trapped her in a dungeon and threatened to brainwash her friends.... It just shows that she DOES have a limit to kindness, despite seeming to have no end of it as a computer program. I mean, you wouldn't be kind toward someone that threatens your own friends, right?

..... Chiaki's just best waifu in Dangan 2. It's why she's the only one at the top. XD

[curiosity-1234]

BST: Part three

parts: 1 2 3 (due to tumblr being messed up just message me ill give you something to part 1)

Description: The BST is the world’s most notorious mafia. Their initiation process known by many a soul. Beat to a pulp, or drugged. Pushed into the middle of nowhere with a red ribbon over the eyes and wrists. You must survive the night. Many have died corpses covered in red ribbons fill the morgues of seoul. What happens when a cold dreary night leads Hae-In to the field behind a playground. A spot of red ribbon is all it takes to make her know what is happening.  But she can’t just leave this man to die. Two shadows turn to three as Hae-ins live begins to take a turn for better or for worse. Her once, boring, unloved life has now changed. Welcome to BST dear Hae, do you think you can handle it? Or will you die at the hands of the true enemy.

Au: mafia au

trigger warning: blood, drugs, mafia content? (do i need to make that a warning?)

Authors note: this is really short i apologies but its needed for the story and did not fit in with the other chapters so it has to be a chapter to itself

                                              Part three: the meeting

THird person's pov

Wang Hae-In Preschool teacher at jag-eun cheonsadeul preschool. She teaches the four and five year olds as well as those older when needed. She also is seen helping out with the two and three year olds as well. Most all of the parents adore her. Even the owner of the preschool states that they would not be the same without her. She is the youngest of two siblings but her elder brother died years ago in a car crash. He was hit by a drunk driver. She moved to Korea from China after the mysterious death of her parents. Leaving behind her classmates that she had the highest scores in class with and her teammates for her gymnastics and fencing skills. She moved in with her elder brother who had moved years before to pursue a career. Nothing is known of her brother besides his death that was spread across the country. She received his pension from his job and lives alone in an one bedroom apartment in the middle of seoul. Though the fear of being alone tends to keep her awake most nights. Doctors have tried to help her get the sleep she needs.

“What do you say Suga?” Jungkook asked sitting in a small cafe as he flipped through today's newspaper twirling a stir stick of his hot tea in one hand.

Min Yoongi the information broker of Bangtan in BST sat on the other side of him. Headphones over his ears and typing away at his computer.His ability was known as Reader. Many around him thought he could read minds. Really he was just good at making you say what you where trying to hide. One way….. Or another. A smirk began to grow on his face. One that many that claimed to know him never saw but those who where in bangtan knew quite well. He was no longer their suga but Augst d their torturer. He usually only got this way, when attacking someone into submission, or if he found something he liked.

“I say, talk with the G.O.D your the one who wanted the calico cat to join. He trusts your judgment. Go for it.” He chuckled darkly.

“Understood.” Jungkook laughed flipping his phone out and walking away. As he left the door of the cafe Suga clicked onto another link. A birth certificate that seemed to be hidden in layers and layers of coding.

“Oh, this will be fun.” He laughed taking a picture of it with his phone and sending it to a number marked God Of Destruction.

[electroma89]

binch, quiero todas esas preguntas del ask owo

Me mataste con lo del binch xD

You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

“hey sexy gurl”

What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

a 5 years relationship

If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

of course, he’s against drugs, so something very serious is going on if he starts doing drugs

Is your last name longer than six letters?

G-O-N-Z-Á-L-E-Z (8 letters)

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober

Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

a long time ago, yes

What does your last received text say?

“puta oh” (something like “oh fuck”)

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

i haven’t been counting, but in 5 years it must be a lot

Where was your last kiss at?

the street

When is the last time you saw your sister?

i don’t have siblings

What do you drink in the morning?

a glass of water first thing in the morning, then chocolate milk or tea with milk at breakfast

Where did you sleep last night?

in the pines, in the pines… ok no, in my bed

Do you think relationships are hard?

like relationships in general? no

If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

yeah, but nothing major, there hasn’t been much exciment this year (which is ok considering 2017 and 2016 were fucking hell, but I’m starting to get bored)

You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

not at all, do not disturb

Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

cloudy but not rainy, sunny but not too sunny

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

no D:

Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

sweatpants

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

that’s the plan, i don’t know what’s gonna happen tomorrow, but my intentions are going on with this relationship

Does anyone like you?

i mean i hope so, or this past 5 years would have been really akward

Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

almost

Is the last person you kissed gay?

well he isn’t straight that’s for sure

Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

absolutely, i think everyone know someone like that

Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

no, i don’t like them

In the past week have you cried?

no, but i’ve been pretty stressed about life and existencial crisis

What breed was the last dog you saw?

a mix between poodle and maltese (my baby grandpa)

Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out, of course, what kind of question is this

Have you ever kissed a football player?

no, not my type

Do you think you’re old?

in days like this, when everything fucking hurts, yeah, but most days i think i’m young, running out of time but still young

Do you like text messaging?

yup, better than phone calls *cringes*

What type of day are you having?

lame lazy day, that kind of day when you go “meh”

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yup, pretty seriously

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

after 5 months of cold weather i’m kinda desperate for some warm (not hot tho)

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

“opposite sex” huehuheuhue (intersex laugh in the distance), there’s a lot of people who mean the world to me

Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship

Are you a simple or complicated person?

i think we’re all pretty complicated

What song are you listening to?

none, i’m watching a movie, the last song i listened was “stargazer” by rainbow

When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yes, if i don’t mean it i don’t say it

Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

i think you fit this description, fam

What made you start liking the person you like now?

i could be myself around him, relaxed and authentical

When did you last receive a text message?

like 10 min ago? 15?

What is wrong with you right now?

oh BOY, i don’t wanna go into details here, but there’re quite a few things that could be better right now

How well do you know the last female you texted?

mmm not that much, i watched her videos and we talk a bit through DM, she seems nice

Does anyone disgust you?

pfff, racists, bigots, xenophobes, aphoraphobes (is that a word in english? it means you hate poor people), that kind of “people”

Would you date someone right now if they asked?

if my bf ask me, then yes

Are you in a good mood right now?

very neutral i must say

Who was the last person you talked to in person?

besides my family? i think it was my bf

What color shirt are you wearing?

white shirt under a black and white pullover

Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah, everyday pretty much

Anyone you’re giving up on?

kinda

Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

nah

Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

i always can, it’s hard and it sucks but if it’s necessary i do it

Do you like rain?

if i’m indoors then yes

Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no, i also drink

Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

a few times

Do you like to cuddle?

depends on my mood, but mostly yes

Are you shy?

at first

Do you get along with girls?

yes

Have you dated the person you texted last?

we still are

What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone, my glasses (on my face)

If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

bring it on

Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

i’ve been 5 years doing this, fam

Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

for the last time, YES

The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

forehead and cheeks and i love it

Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

idk how to answer this, i went to a kawaii fair and i was overwhelmed, i bought a skull cup and it’s cute af

How old are the last three people you kissed?

they’re all my age, older by a few months

Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

pay, but my mom do my nails and i do her skincare routine

Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

do i have to choose? zebra print is more bearable then

Do you have any stickers on your car?

no

Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

idk who luke byran is, so i pick lil wayne

Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?

android, my apps are always compatible with my phone, and they have good cameras too you cowards

When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

oh jesus, a long time ago, now i only eat homemade pizza

Do you like diet soda?

i don’t like soda, period (i only drink soda when i eat fast food, but i always drink like half of a cup, or i ask if they have juice)

What color are the walls in your room?

a hideous light blue i hate with a passion (i’m changing it next month thank god)

Are you 16 or older?

god this ask list are so mean, i’m 28 ok? TWENTY EIGHT *sobs*

Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

no, but my cousin does, says is pretty good

Do you have a job?

i do a few things here and there, but i need something stable like RIGHT NOW, economy is fucked up as shit in my country tho, so things are like a bit HUGELY hard

What are your initials?

F C G J

Did you ever have braces?

i have braces RIGHT NOW

Are you from the south?

yes, i’m from the south… SOUTH AMERICA BITCHES!

What does your last status on facebook say?

i don’t use facebook lol

Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

no, i really hope he’s doing ok

Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

mom

Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

gymnastics when a was a little kid

What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

jesus, was it the fifth wave? i don’t remember, oh but i’m gonna see bohemian rhapsody in november and I CAN’T WAIT FAM

Do you smoke?

no, and i’ve never tried

Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

flip flops of course, i don’t like pain

Is your phone touch screen?

yes

Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

straight

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

no

Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

i prefer the sea, but lakes and pools are cool too

Have you ever made out in a car?

yes

…Had sex in a car?

no

Are you single or in a relationship?

JESUS ISN’T IT CLEAR? I’M SINGLE!… i mean IN A RELATIONSHIP!

What were you doing last night at midnight?

falling asleep

When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

new year’s eve

Do you like the camera on your phone?

fuck yes, i love the pics i take

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

yeah, when i was a teen

Have you ever passed out from drinking?

just once, is not nice, so i avoid reaching that point

Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

i said i don’t use facebook, but no, i wouldn’t be, that’s ridiculous

Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

no

Name your favorite Kesha song:

i don’t know any, i think i’ve heard “praying”?

Do you have any tan lines right now?

with this weather? lmao, my skin hasn’t seen sunlight in like 5 months

Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

i wouldn’t wear cowboy boots, period

This was super fun, fam. Ahora te toca.

[rannellstan]

Could I have a ship please? My name is Scarlett and I'm about 5"3 and I wear glasses. I love sport and I do gymnastics competitively. I also love dogs because they cute and cuddly!!! I'm also a huge video game nerd which is kinda embarrassing but oh well.

i ship you with jared!

jared would be t h r i l l e d to date someone else with glasses cause he thinks they make you look cool and smart as heck. he also thinks it’s SO awesome that you do gymnastics because he could never think of doing flips and being that flexible, so he goes to all of your competitions because it amazes him so much (and he thinks you look really hot while doing it.) you and jared would definitely adopt a fun, energetic puppy and he would absolutely be the type of dog parent who would dress it up in [video game character] costumes for halloween.

speaking of video games, jared ADORES that you’re into them and he could just spend hours in front of the tv playing video games with you. he basically cried with joy when he found out you have all the same favorite games as him. things can get pretty competitive sometimes, but he loves you just as much nonetheless!

[quinintheclouds]

About Me Meme Tag Thingy!

I was tagged by @arceus-ex-machina to do this! Thank you! I’ll tag @aronicallyawkwardavery @spudthecat @notquitedeadyet and @nishitapatel :D

THE LAST: 1. Drink: Water. WITH lime juice. I live on the edge.

2. Phone call: I called Avery cause she lost her phone... does that count? 

3. Text message: Nina

4. Song you listened to: Don’t Do Sadness/ Blue Wind (from Spring Awakening)

5. Time you cried: last night probably? I think? HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: Nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nah

8. Been cheated on: I don’t THINK so...

9. Lost someone special: tons

10. Been depressed: um only almost constantly

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope!

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Purple

13. Yellow

14. Turquoise

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yep

16. Fallen out of love: yep 17. Laughed until you cried: definitely

18. Found out someone was talking about you? haha yup

19. Met someone who changed you? Gonna copy and just say that everyone you meet changes you in some way

20. Found out who your friends are: yeah

21. Kissed someone on your FB list: yep

GENERAL: 22. How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: nearly all? I don’t know, don’t use fb much

23. Do you have any pets: not of my own, per se? But my family has 2 dogs, a cat, a chicken, and a tarantula.

24. Do you want to change your name: Not sure. Depends.

25. What did you do for your last birthday: travelled back from a boring conference for my grandpa, and both my parents and grandparents forgot about my birthday, so they ran to the gift shop and both got me the same crappy $1 bracelet. So I spent my birthday being yelled at and crying, being called a slut by my mom for wearing shorts, being plane-sick, etc. Good times. 26. What time did you wake up: like 2pm today lol

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: lying awake and trying to force myself to sleep

28. Name something you can’t wait for: being independent from my parents.

29. When was the last time you saw your Mom: earlier today

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my life (ok that’s a cop-out answer. I guess I’d eliminate executive dysfunction)

31. What are you listening to right now: my own youtube video lol (watching for errors)

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: probably?

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: bigotry

34. Most visited website: youtube/tumblr

35. Mole/s: just one above my lip (might just be a big freckle but idk)

36. Mark/s: I have a birthmark on my leg shaped like a heart <3

37. Childhood dream: I wanted to invent the ability to fly, and travel through space meeting alien friends :)

38. Hair color: dirty blonde

39. Long or short hair: hella short right now and I LOVE IT

40. Do you have a crush on someone?: no flipping clue

41. What do you like about yourself: My imagination/creativity, I guess?

42. Piercings: just 1 in each earlobe (but I’d like a nose piercing someday)

43. Blood type: A+ (unlike my report card)

44: Nicknames: Quin, Quinky, Quinny Linny in a Trash Binny, Q, LynQuin...

45. Relationship status: single, thank goodness

46. Zodiac: Leo

47. Pronouns: she/her and they/them

48. Favorite TV show: UHHHH I CAN’T CHOOSE I like Steven Universe, The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Rick and Morty, HIMYM... 49. Tattoos: hopefully one day I’ll have a couple!

50. Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: none

52. Hair dyed a different color: eh, I got reddish highlights once. I’d like to dye it a fun color sometime

53. Sports: I played baseball as a kid before getting kicked off cause I was a girl, then soccer, then gymnastics for like a couple months before we moved, then tennis and badminton. But I’m honestly not much of a sports person.

54. Vacation: I wanna go everywhere!

55. Shoes: sneakers, sandals, and boots. Mostly barefoot when I can though

56. Eating: yes, I do the eating

57. Drinking: liquids

58. I’m about to: finish this question

59. Waiting for: my life to get itself together

60. Want: to be able to function despite my disorders

61. Get married: one day

62. Career: something creative, ideally I’d get to be in charge of something. Wanna be a musical theatre teacher/director for high school and then also pursue other stuff. Hopefully something will take off.

WHICH IS BETTER:

63. Hugs or kisses: both!!!

64. Lips or eyes: also both?? Lol how can you choose?

65. Shorter or taller: don’t have a preference but ideally not waaaaay taller or shorter than me

66. Older or younger: closer to my age, the better

67. Nice arms or nice stomach: both? Neither? idk

68. Sensitive or loud: this is phrased as if they’re supposed to be opposites or mutually exclusive…anyway I guess sensitive (just gonna leave your answer cause same)

69. Hook up or relationship: both serve different purposes for different things at different times

70. Troublemaker or hesitant: a hesitant troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER:

71. Kissed a stranger: nope

72. Drank hard liquor: yep

73. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Constantly losing my glasses

74. Turned someone down: yeah, I hate doing that

75. Sex on first date: nope

76. Broken someone’s heart: I don’t think so?

77. Had your heart broken: yep.

78. Been arrested: nope

79. Cried when someone died: yeah

80. Fallen for a friend: definitely

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

81. Yourself: *punches my low self esteem in the face* yea (leaving your answer again :P)

82. Miracles: depends on your definition of miracle. To me, yes

83. Love at first sight: lol no, that’s just infatuation

84. Santa Claus: no :/

85. Kiss on the first date: if everyone’s comfortable with it, yeah, why not?

OTHER:

86. Current best friend: Nina

87. Eye color: blue/grey

88. Favorite movie: I don’t know enough movies to pick an all-time favorite... I do really like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, and most pixar movies (inside out <3)

[denisalvney]

28 Ways to Exercise Without Realizing It.

I sat in the parking lot, absolutely terrified.

My palms were sweaty, my heart was racing, my brain was going crazy.

After ten minutes, I finally mustered up my 20 seconds of courage, literally yelled at myself, got out of the car, and walked through the double doors.

I was getting ready to try something I had always wanted to do but had been too scared….

And an hour later, I left a sweaty mess…

A sweaty mess with a giant smile on my face.

I had just attended my first swing dance class.

I know plenty of people who hate exercise but WANT to find a way to like it. And that’s what today’s post is all about: exercising in a way where life doesn’t suck.

Let’s dig in!

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Cutting out all excuses

“But Steve, I don’t like to exercise!”

While some are like Odie and love to run around all day, others are like Garfield and feel like they must be allergic to exercise.

I hear this every day, and I’m not surprised.

After all, I think exercise sucks too.

Today we’re going to eliminate the phrase of “I don’t like to exercise” from our vocabulary.

Cool? Instead, we’re going to change our our definition of exercise and our thoughts around it.

Here are my favorite ways to exercise without…exercising.

I swear this will make sense.

The Truth About Exercise

As stated in our Rules of the Rebellion, you can’t outrun your fork.

Unless you’re Michael Phelps swimming for 8 hours a day at a Olympic level, there is no amount of exercise that can cancel out a diet full of processed foods, junk food, and liquid calories.

“But Steve, he’s out-swimming his fork.”

Hey, fair enough!

Let’s get back on track.

For whatever reason, we human beings are amazing at justifying and rationalizing the most ridiculous things.

We use these rationalizations to justify really unhealthy behavior, and then compound that decision by saying things like, “Well, I already made one bad decision, so today is ruined. I’ll start tomorrow.”

In order for us to live a healthy life, we need to get your head straight and understand a few key facts:

If you aren’t losing weight, it’s because you’re eating too many calories each day. This is caused by any number of environmental or hormonal or psychological or habitual factors, but the science remains.

Exercise is actually a really inefficient way to lose weight sustainably when compared against focusing on fixing your nutrition.

This is where the problems arise, and what we’re going to do to fix stuff:

Exercising for an hour, burning 300-400 calories, and then saying “I earned this” to justify stuffing 1000 calories worth of junk food down your throat is a losing battle.

Exercise does not mean “run on a treadmill for four hours and be miserable.” Exercise is anything that elevates your heart rate and takes your body outside of its normal comfort zone.

Your diet is responsible for 80-90% of your success or failure when it comes to losing weight and getting healthier. If I could only tell you to fix one thing, your diet or exercising, it would be your diet. Every time.

Every decision counts and every choice adds up. One bad decision does not ruin a day. One day off doesn’t ruin a week. One week off doesn’t ruin a month. EVERY SINGLE DECISION you make can take you closer or further away from your ultimate goal. Stop worrying about the decision you made 10 minutes ago or yesterday and focus on the next one.

Combine these four facts, and we’re left with this:

Exercise is a bonus. Exercise helps your heart get stronger, can help build muscle, usually gets you outside the house and absorbing vitamin D, and brings you a litany of other health benefits.

Exercise is not an excuse to eat like crap. Instead, you need to reframe your mindset. Instead of “I earned this” start telling yourself: “If I’m going to exercise, I might as well make it worth it by eating right too.”

Daily exercise is a constant reminder that you are leveling up your life – that you must continue to make other good choices or you’re practically wasting your time.

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25 Ways to ExercisE Without Exercising

When you say “but I don’t like exercising,” what you’re really saying is: “I don’t enjoy the particular type of exercise that I have in mind.”

If you don’t like lifting weights in a gym, don’t do it. If you don’t like running, don’t do it. I have zero plans to run more than a 5K in my life.

Unless there are zombies that can run a 10 k…in which case I’ll run an 11k.

My main goal with Nerd Fitness is to get you to enjoy exercise, find a way to do it every day, and combine that with making better decisions about the food you put in your body.

So, we need to find a way to exercise every day because it KEEPS US THINKING HEALTHY, which leads to other healthier decisions made throughout the day (where the real big wins are).

Here are 25 ways to “exercise” without realizing its exercise.

#1) Hiking, especially with friends – This last week I went and hiked around Lake Radnor in Nashville with fellow entrepreneur Matt Bodnar. We hung out with deer, saw incredible scenery, and talked about life and business. I also happened to walk five miles over various elevations.

#2) Walking – No time to hike? Go for a walk. Even a 15-minute brisk walk is enough time to get close to a mile walked, which gets you one step closer to Mordor. Do you have a 30-minute meeting at work? Have a walking meeting instead. Steve Jobs was known for doing this.

#3) LARPING – Live Action Role Playing. Might seem silly to those on the outside, but to those playing, it’s an amazing adventure that reminds us how awesome our imaginations are. Also, depending on the game, you could be wearing a heavy costume, swinging heavy weaponry, and running for your life!

#4) Rock Climbing – I love rock climbing. It’s one of the best arm/back/forearm workouts in existence, you get to feel like a badass when you reach the top of the wall, and all climbing routes are graded so you can level up the challenge as you get stronger/fitter/better. It’s a fit nerd’s dream!

#5) Geocaching – If rock climbing is a fit-nerd’s dream, then geocaching is a adventure nerd’s dream brought to life. Become a real life treasure-hunter (Lara Croft? Nathan Drake? You decide!), and get a great workout in while you’re at it.

#6) Dancing – Ever tried serious swing dancing? You’ll be sweating within ten minutes. How about hip hop? Drenched in sweat, and sore as hell the next day. Zumba? Tango? Flamenco? You’d be surprised what you can sign up for and what will elevate your heart rate.

#7) Roughhousing with your kids. I don’t have kids, but when I do, you can bet your ass I’ll be the dad out rolling around in the back yard with them. Don’t forget what it’s like to be a kid – it keeps you young. I really enjoyed this article from Art of Manliness on the importance of roughhousing!

#8) Climbing on stuff – Last week on my hike at Midoricon, I was walking through the woods with NF Rebel Joe (No, not THAT Joe). It was awesome to see this guy, having lost 100 pounds since finding Nerd Fitness, explore the woods like it was no problem: climbing on stumps, balancing on fallen trees, climbing trees, and more. When was the last time you’ve done stuff like THAT? Hmmm? (Shout out to MovNat!)

#9) Martial arts – Be honest. You watched The Matrix, you heard Neo go “I know Kung Fu” and you wanted to be able to one day say the same thing. Whether it’s Kung Fu, Muay Thai, Tae Kwon Do, Karate or Capoeira, there’s a martial art out there that will make you feel like a badass.

#10 Consider a standing desk – Although we all know that correlation does not prove causation, it’s no surprise that there’s a strong correlation between sitting all day and an early grave. Why not fix your posture, strengthen your legs, and spend the day being more productive with a standing desk?

#11) Have an active meeting – Hat tip to Charlie Hoehn on this one. If somebody wants to meet up with you for coffee, suggest something active: throwing a baseball, tossing a frisbee, going for a hike – anything that gets you up and moving. I say yes to pretty much anybody that invites me to play golf. Wink wink.

#12) You know… – That thing that consenting adults do? Yeah. Do more of that. Self-explanatory. Moving on…

#13) Clean – Ugh, nobody likes to clean the house/apartment. I certainly don’t. So I make a game out of it. I see how much I can accomplish with a single song blasting at max volume. Of course, after getting through one song, I figure “welp, I’ve already started, might as well keep going.”

#14) Do handstands – Here’s how.This is a fun activity that builds up serious arm and core strength and will leave you sweating bullets after even a few minutes. Find a park, go do handstands, cartwheels, somersaults, and whatever else makes you feel young again.

#15) Parkour – Our beginner’s guide to Parkour is one of the most popular on Nerd Fitness. I don’t care how old you are, there’s no reason you can’t get started with rolling around in your hard and vaulting over picnic tables and bike racks.

#16) Play out – Is Parkour too serious for you? Try a playout! Spiderman was on to something – climbing walls, swinging from skyscrapers, and popping flips around the bad guys. You might not be able to swing between buildings, but you can definitely visit a playground in your area and get creative!

#17) Adult gymnastics – In the same vein as Parkour, gymnastics will help you build some of the BEST real world strength you can get with any type of exercise, and it’s all done in a playful way without a single weight being picked up. Swing from rings, somersault, flip onto pads, and more. There are gyms all over the country.

#18) Yoga – Build flexibility, strength, and learn to freaking relax. There are million kinds of yoga, so sign up for a few different kinds and see which one lines up the best with what you’re looking for.

#19) Play video games that make you be active – Beat Saber. DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) counts too. Just Move. Anything that gets you off your ass and moving!

Oh what’s that? You’re playing a normal game like Grand Theft Auto V? Make a rule that you can only play while standing up. That’s what I do to keep myself from spending twelve hours on the couch in marathon gaming sessions!

#20) Play on a playground – Go down the slide, swing across the monkey bars, climb the rope all, balance on the balance beam. Create an obstacle course for yourself and see how quickly you can get through it. You can even work out on a playground too.

#21) Play a musical instrument – Did you know playing the violin for an hour burns about as many calories as walking around a track at a moderate pace for an hour? It turns out, our brains can burn boatloads of calories too. So challenge your brain!

#22) Join a Rec league – New in town? Want to be active and meet people? Join a kickball or softball league. You get to exercise AND it’s a great way to meet new people!

#23) Bike to work – I know there are a lot of Rebels in our community who dropped a bunch of weight by making one change: they biked to work, or biked to their friend’s house, or started biking generlaly. You get from Point A to Point B, you save money on gas, and you get a workout. That would make Michael Scott proud.

#24) Play a childhood game – What games did you play as a child? Capture the flag? Kick the can? Simple tag? Get a few friends together and give it a try – it will be the most fun you’ve had in a while!

#25) Park at the far end of the parking lot – Every step counts. Every tiny decision that is slightly different than the “OLD you” counts.

#26) Take the stairs. It’s only two flights! You are designed to move. You can do this. Sure, you’ll get winded the first handful of times. But it eventually becomes routine. And it all counts! Make a game out of it.

#27) Crush audiobooks while “exercising.” This is called ‘temptation bundling.‘ Pair something you love with an activity you’re trying to do more of. But I bet if you could only listen to Harry Potter (for the 600th time) while walking on a treadmill, you’d be more likely to get to the gym.

#28) Build stuff. Whether you’re building a fort with your kid in the backyard, or trying to figure out why you have 5 extra screws in that IKEA dresser you’re putting together, building stuff involves lots of moving and bending and picking up and maneuvering.

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Challenge yourself

I’d love for you to commit to trying something new at some point in the next six weeks.

I committed to Swing Dance Lessons for 6 weeks and I’m really really glad I did.

Here’s my advice to you:

Say yes before you can say no. Stop saying “I don’t have time” and realize you do. Stop saying “I can’t afford it” and find a way to make it a priority. Do all of this before you can talk yourself out of it.The best way to do that?

Commit in advance. I pre-paid my four weeks of swing lessons. Having already paid for it, I knew I’d be just throwing my money away if I didn’t attend. Put down a deposit and make an investment in yourself.

Go with a friend. I went to my class alone, which forced me to further develop my social skills, but if you happen to be TOO afraid to attend a class, get a friend to drag you there. It’s amazing what we do to avoid ridicule from our buddies.

Expect to suck. It was frustrating for me to not be good at swing dancing right away. After playing sports and lifting weights, it was a tremendous shift for me to stop trying to be the fastest, strongest, most perfect, and instead relax, let loose and enjoy myself. If you are learning a new skill, expect to suck at it. You’ll get better. As long as you remember to…

Have fun. Remember, we could get hit by a bus tomorrow. Every day above ground is a blessing, so enjoy it!

That one thing you always wanted to try but have been putting off? Today’s a good a day to get started. Just take that FIRST step. Google classes in your city. Find a site that focuses on beginners, and read about it. If there’s a place to pre-pay or make a deposit, do it.

And then go. Use your beastmode skills if you have to.

But suck it up, expect to not be good at the new activity immediately, and have some fun.

What’s the one new thing you’re going to try this month?

-Steve

PS: If you’re reading this because you HATE exercise but think you SHOULD be exercising, I hear ya. I too hate certain kinds of exercise, so I don’t do them – you’ll never catch me running because I strongly despise boring cardio!

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Another survey, you know how I feel about those...

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?   “Morning, sunshine.”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?  It’s our 11th wedding anniversary today!

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?  Yes, because drugs are one of the fastest ways to mess yourself up, and they never really ever let go.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?  Yep.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?  I’ve never been drunk, all of my kisses have been sober.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?  I don’t think having a crush on someone and then moving away when I was 14 really counts...

7. What does your last received text say? *Sobs*  I know!

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?  Oh, too many to count, been kissing him for 13 years...

9. Where was your last kiss at?  Either on the couch or on the bed.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?  I saw both of them yesterday!

11. What do you drink in the morning?  Water and Dr. Pepper

12. Where did you sleep last night?  In my bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?  They shouldn’t be that hard.  I think being an adult makes life hard, and that stress can easily transfer to relationships.  If a relationship is hard, and it’s not just normal responsible adult stress making it hard, maybe there’s something wrong.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?  Oh, I’m sure I would.  Not sure what, I’d have to think about it, but there’s always something I think I could have done better or different.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?  Absolutely not, he’s my favorite person.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?  Rainy all the way!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?  Um... not off the top of my head, no.

18. Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?  Khaki shorts with cotton lace on the hem to make them a little bit longer.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?  Yep.

20. Does anyone like you?  I think so, yeah.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?  Nope.  There was a D, a B, and a T, and a P ever since then.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Nope.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?  Oh, there’s a few...

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?  I save tattoo designs that I like, but I won’t ever actually get a tattoo.  But I do love the art, sometimes I’ll use it as inspiration for other things.  I painted an awesome phoenix on a shirt that was inspired by a tattoo design.

25. In the past week have you cried?  No, not this week.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?  Saw my mom’s mini American Eskimo yesterday.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?  Both, I usually do top half in the shower, lower half out of the shower, then hair.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?  Nope, but I had a crush on one once.

29. Do you think you’re old?  Nah, got awhile yet for that.

30. Do you like text messaging?  I like the ease of communication, but I hate typing out long messages.

31. What type of day are you having?  Eh.  Could have slept longer than I did.  Have to do both jobs today, that’s never fun.  But it’s payday, so there’s that.  Paying bills, woot.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?  Nope, I just have my ears pierced.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? COLD ALL THE WAY, I’M A POLAR BEAR!

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?  There’s my hubby, and then all my male family members.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?  Relationship.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?  I dunno, depends.  Which probably translates to complicated, but like... I have pretty simple basic needs, but the way I like to do things can be complicated.

37. What song are you listening to?  Hold music... yes, I’m on Tumblr while working... no, I don’t apologize for it.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?  I try really hard not to.  I like my apologies to be sincere.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?  I have a bestie that knows a lot, and also my sister, sister in law, and mom.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?  I started dating my hubby because he was so cute and awkward and very funny.  He still is, he makes me laugh every day.

41. When did you last receive a text message?  Couple hours ago.

42. What is wrong with you right now?  I’m tired, I am the Grand Empress of Time Mismanagement, I have too much to do, I love food too much and hate exercise way too much, my sleeping schedule is way off, my self-control is on vacation somewhere, and I lost my motivation seeds.  I’m also a wee bit peckish.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?  That’s my sister, so pretty well.

44. Does anyone disgust you?  Disgusting people do.

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?  Nope, I’m taken.

46. Are you in a good mood right now?  I’m in an okay mood.

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?  My hubby.

48. What color shirt are you wearing? Bright sky blue.

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Hubby told me it was time to wake up.  I whined at him.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?  I did last year, then awhile after that they sucker punched me right in my heart, and I really don’t know what’s up with that anymore...  They scrambled to fix it right away, I needed time to recover, and haven’t heard anything since, so... yeah.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Nope, I love him.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Not yet.

53. Do you like rain?  I absolutely LOVE rain!

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?  Yep, there’s no way drinking leads to good things.  We don’t drink.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?  Probably when I was a teenager.

56. Do you like to cuddle?  I do, yes.

57. Are you shy?  Not really, no.

58. Do you get along with girls?  Yep, I do.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?  Yep, we dated for two years.

60. What do you carry with you at all times?  My phone.

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?  Sure, why not?  I don’t really believe in that kind of stuff, so it wouldn’t bother me.

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?  I’ve lasted in one for 13 years, so yeah, I can.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?  Mmhmm.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?  Yes I do.

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?  Lots of stuff, I’ve got a hubby and two cute girls.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?  30, 9 and a half, and 3.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?  I always do them myself, I love nail polish and I’m very picky about my nail shape.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?  I don’t really like either, but probably zebra.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?  We have a bunch.  Star Wards, Harry Potter, Avengers, Firefly, Batman...

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?  Luke Bryan!  I love country music.

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?  Android.   

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   Hmm, been awhile, I’m not sure.  Several months, probably.

73. Do you like diet soda?   Ick, no, I can’t handle the aftertaste.

74. What color are the walls in your room?  Off-white, very boring, I’d prefer something way more colorful.

75. Are you 16 or older?   Older

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?   Nope.

77. Do you have a job?   Other than being a mom, I have two.

78. What are your initials?  MEB

79. Did you ever have braces?  No, but I had a spacer when I was a kid.

80. Are you from the south?  Nope, West.

81. What does your last status on Facebook say?  It’s a “happy anniversary to me” message.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?  Occasionally, we were friends in high school and we’re Facebook friends.  He’s a super weird dude.

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?  Uh, maybe mom, but I’ve been pretty close to my dad in recent years.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?  Nope, but I did ballet and tap when I was a kid.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?  We saw Wonder Woman and Spiderman: Homecoming on the same day a couple weeks ago!

86. Do you smoke?  Nope, never have.

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   I adore high heels, but they hurt to wear, so I wear flip flops more often.

88. Is your phone touch screen?  Yep.

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?   It’s naturally curly/wavy, so my ponytail is usually that way.

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?  Yep.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?  Pool, it’s more clean.

92. Have you ever made out in a car?  Several cars, yes, in and on top of.

93. …Had sex in a car?  Several cars, yes, in and on top of.

94. Are you single or in a relationship?  Happily in a relationship.

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  Watching Iron Man.

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?  We did them on the third of this month, my family came down and we set some off.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  Ugh, no, it sucks!  I keep my old phone on hand because the camera is so much better.

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?  Nope.

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?   I’ve never had alcohol.

100. Are you friends with people on Facebook that you actually hate?  Nope, I don’t do that kind of nonsense.

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?  Yep.

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:  Die Young

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?   Yep, farmers tan on the neck/chest and arms.

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?   I don’t think I could get away with it, but some people can.

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All questions please

lol :p So cheeky!

I’ll do the ones I haven’t done yet :p 

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

very sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

uuuuh, maybe??

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

lol, i’ve never counted tbh

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

don’t have a sister!

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my lovely, lovely bed!

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Nah, sounds fun!

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans! :D

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

you know, honestly, can’t even predict that

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Nope! 

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

I...hope not? I don’t want to infringe on their sexuality like that?

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

....yes.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

I literally could not even begin to tell you

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Both!

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Uh. I think they’ve played football? but idk if they’re a “football player”

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yeah! 

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nope! Lip, though! Many times.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Cooooold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yes!

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

About halfway in between

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Pretty damn complicated, tbh

37. What song are you listening to?

none, just the ambient sounds of the office

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Usually, yes39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Ish?40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

Uuuuuuuuuh? I...don’t...know...41. When did you last receive a text message?

two minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

LMAO don’t open that can of worms43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

I like to think pretty well!!44. Does anyone disgust you?

.............YES.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Um. monogamously? nah. But otherwise. open dating? sure?46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Been better, but not awful47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Uh. coworkers?48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Black!49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Constantly, yeah50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

....not..explicitly?51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

Nah

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

nahhhh. well. that’s a lie. ish.53. Do you like rain? YES SO MUCH PLEASE ALL THE RAIN54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

depends on how much/how often/why

57. Are you shy?

yes 58. Do you get along with girls?

yes59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

not technically 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

phone + keys + money

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

I mean I have?? 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Nope! 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Yeah, it’s cute tbh

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

...25? 25?? and 23

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

do ‘em myself!68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?   

ew neither

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

um. neither?? idk71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iPhone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

YEARS ago. Maybe decade ago73. Do you like diet soda?    nahhh74. What color are the walls in your room?    

very light blue/grew75. Are you 16 or older?    

uh, yeah76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

nope!77. Do you have a job?    

yup!

 80. Are you from the south?   

Southern california?

 81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

lmao i don’t know, I don’t use fb

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

mom84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    nope!

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

86. Do you smoke?    

Nope!87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

Converse.88. Is your phone touch screen?

Yeah?

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

straight! some part of me may as well be   

94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

sleeping, oh my god

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

Sure, it’s pretty okay?98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

lol99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

nope!100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

uh? no?     101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

...........again, can of worms102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    what’s the one that played on radio a lot? i don’t know any others tbh103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

lol, i hope not104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

  god no

:p

[misslunafreya]

For the questions, how about all of them?

I had a pretty terrible day at work (consisted of my precepting nurse calling me a failure, so sweet of her), so I need to do something fun! Thanks for the request, anon!Outlining more requests tonight, too!I apologize for the length! (I’m on mobile tonight and I’m HTML challenged hahaaa)

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed. 100% of the time. Having them open is too eerie for me.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? It depends on how much I like how they smell lol.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in! They drive my craaaaaazy when they’re not tucked in.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? What does this even mean? HAHA. I haven’t stolen anything though, so the answer would be no.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes? YES. My poor roommates. They’re everywhere.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? I’m not a coupon clipper. I forget I have them. I forget about gift cards too (unless it’s for Target let’s be real here).

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Neither? I’d take the bear though because of a bee allergy, haha.

8: Do you have freckles? Just a few on my nose when I actually have time to go in the sun!9: Do you always smile for pictures? Yep!

10: What is your biggest pet peeve? WHEN SOMEONE WON’T STOP CLICKING THEIR PEN.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Pretty much always.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Nope.

13: What about pooped in the woods? Definitely not.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Duh.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Always. My friends make fun of me for it.

16: How many people have you slept with this week? None.17: What size is your bed? At my parents’ house, a queen (ugh, I love my bed I miss it). At my apartment, a twin (I’m short though, so it works out fine).

18: What is your Song of the week? The entire new Ed Sheeran album. Love it!

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? They can do whatever they please.

20: Do you still watch cartoons? For sure! I watch some anime too, but nowhere near as much as before college/university.

21: Whats your least favorite movie? Oh goodness. This is just as bad as asking my favorite… hmm. The only one that comes to mind right now is “The Ones Below.”

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? I’m not sure. It would end up being somewhere I would forget though.

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size? Hello personal question, haha! 34D.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? omg chicken nuggets yaaaas. and ranch dressing. and barbecue sauce. but never mixed together.

25: What is your favorite food? Anything sweet! I’m a sucker for donuts, cake, cookies… I love baking. Other than that… probably something sweet potatoes. And not in a hipster way. Like, I legit love sweet potatoes.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? HARRY POTTER. YES. I also enjoy Inception and Shutter Island!

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? My dog? haha! Never been kissed~

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No, but I LOVE Girl Scout cookies.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Absolutely not.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Last week! I love writing letters of encouragement. We all can use some love!

31: Can you change the oil on a car? Who do you think I am, Superman? (Meaning no).

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Not yet. Surprisingly. Your girl drives too fast.

33: Ever ran out of gas? No, but I always cut it really close lol.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich? I love a good turkey sandwich.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Pancakes or waffles for suuure!

36: What is your usual bedtime? 4am I try to stick to 1:30am at the latest. Most school nights I’m in bed around 11pm or so, but yay insomnia. I’m a natural night owl.

37: Are you lazy? It depends on the situation. I’m usually pretty proactive and on top of things, but I’m awful about putting away clothes, haha.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Disney princesses! Snow White and Jasmine are the two that stand out the most to me!

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Boar. Yay pigs!

40: Are you horny? Honestly… no.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? I’m a personal trainer, so I have some fitness magazine subscriptions.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Don’t make me choooose…. Lincoln Logs.

43: Are you stubborn? LOL YES.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Leno

45: Ever watch soap operas? Nope.

46: Are you afraid of heights? Yessss.

47: Do you sing in the car? OF COURSE.

48: Do you sing in the shower? Yep, even though my neighbors can definitely hear me.

49: Do you dance in the car? Again, OF COURSE. All the time. Avid dancing driver right here.

50: Ever used a gun? Nope.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Um… professional photo would be around 10 years?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? No because I flipping love musicals.

53: Is Christmas stressful? Only if you make it stressful!

54: Ever eat a pierogi? No.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple always hahaha.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Teacher. Then doctor or physical therapist.

57: Do you believe in ghosts? Tricky question because I can make this really deep really fast. I believe ghosts could be a form of demons and I definitely believe in demons.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Say too often (because I’m always exhausted).59: Take a vitamin daily? Vitamin D and Iron. Anemia and nursing school keeping me out of the sun hahaaa.

60: Wear slippers? Nah. I’ll just wear socks if my feet are cold.

61: Wear a bath robe? Nope.

62: What do you wear to bed? T-shirt and sweatpants.

63: First concert? Backstreeg Boys, yaaaaaas

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? TAAAAARRRGEEEEEET (I love Target okay)

65: Nike or Adidas? Nike!

66: Cheetos Or Fritos? I like both, so it really depends on my mood. Right now, Fritos.

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts! And omg peanut butter.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? haha no I haven’t

69: Ever take dance lessons? A few! Ballet and ballroom. And I was a gymnast for a while if you count that. (definitely not athletic though)

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Whatever he wants! My friends joke that I’m going to marry a super artsy person because I’m so logical, by we’ll see!

71: Can you curl your tongue? Yep!

72: Ever won a spelling bee? No. Way too shy to have even tried, haha.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Pretty much on the daily if we’re being honest here.

74: Own any record albums? Sadly, no.

75: Own a record player? Again, I sadly do not. I would love one someday.

76: Regularly burn incense? No, but I lift a lot of candles.

77: Ever been in love? No. But he’ll come around eventually, haha.

78: Who would you like to see in concert? OneRepublic yes please.

79: What was the last concert you saw? The Killers! My favorites. Love them so much!

80: Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea. Love me some hot chamomile tea after a long day.

81: Tea or coffee? Those that know me know this question is obvious. Coffee. Hands down. 100%. Always and forever. My true love.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles!

83: Can you swim well? Well enough, haha.84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yep!

85: Are you patient? I have been told I have the patience of a saint.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding? Four string quartet pleeeeease.

87: Ever won a contest? I actually just won one for work and got a free, extremely comfortable sweatshirt.

88: Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89: Which are better black or green olives? Black for suuuure!

90: Can you knit or crochet? No. My sister tried teaching me how to knit, but I struggled, haha.

91: Best room for a fireplace? Family room. Some place you can curl up, drink coffee, and read a good book.

92: Do you want to get married? Definitely

93: If married, how long have you been married? Definitely not married.

94: Who was your HS crush? Do Andrew Garfield and Ryan Gosling count (even though I still think they’re fiiiiiiine however many years later)?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No! I believe in working hard to get what you want.

96: Do you have kids? I don’t.

97: Do you want kids? Someday!98: Whats your favorite color? Pink!

99: Do you miss anyone right now? Yep. Missing a lot of people right now. Too many, honestly.

[phantomomo]

Found this somewhere. I got nothing to do. I’ll do this now:

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Well, THAT escalated quickly.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

If only I knew that.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Definitely yes. But I wouldn’t necessarily oppose it.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Yes

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

In between?

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Lol, I do that everytime :D

7. What does your last received text say?

“👍🏻”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

two times

9. Where was your last kiss at?

on a sofa

10. When is the last time you saw your sister/brother?

Last Weekend

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Tea

12. Where did you sleep last night?

In my bed. It’s soooo comfy <3

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

I guess? Who said they were easy, tho?

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

No, I guess the last 5 months were relatively okay.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Nope :)

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Rainy. I’m practically a vampire...

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

I know lot’s of people who got it as first name, but I also know some people who got it as middle name.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Uh, it’s none of those. It’s some strange throusers from Brittany, France. I call them Pluderhosen ^^

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I don’t know but I hope so.

20. Does anyone like you?

Lol, I hope so? Else, my friends would be pretty damn good liars.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

No

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

He’s definitely bi.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Yes, plenty.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yes. Something small. On my ankle perhaps. Or on my wrists

25. In the past week have you cried?

Yes, multiple times.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Gosh, Idk, there are so many! German Shepard maybe?

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

No

29. Do you think you’re old?

No, but sometimes I feel as if I lived a thousand years already.

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yes

31. What type of day are you having?

A very fun day so far. My last ever week of school started :o <3 I’m so excited!

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

No

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Something in between. But if I really have to choose, it’s cold weather because I can always put on more clothes.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yes. More than one actually, because ofc my friends all mean a lot to me <3

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship!

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

definitely complicated. I don’t understand myself sometimes...

37. What song are you listening to?

Rock of Ages by Def Leppard

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Generally, yes.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Nobody does. I’m a mysterious person. There are some dark secrets I will not ever tell anyone...

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

uh... he’s fun, I guess? We rant about stuff together, which is generally very fun. Also other reasons, I guess.

41. When did you last receive a text message?

Today, 14:16.

42. What is wrong with you right now?

Lol, if I knew. That’s why I’m visiting the psychologist. I hope she can tell me ^^

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Very well. She’s my Mom ^^

44. Does anyone disgust you?

Trump

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

depends

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

It’s falling. My neck begins to hurt, which sucks and starts to piss me off.

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

@whydoessomeoneusemyname

48. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

People do that constantly.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

not yet.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

No.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

No

53. Do you like rain?

Yes

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

If I would, I’d be a hypocrite.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Yes

56. Do you like to cuddle?

Yes, even though people might get the impression I don’t.

57. Are you shy?

Yes

58. Do you get along with girls?

Do I get along with people?

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

Why would I date my Mom? :{ 

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My purse and keys and smartphone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Ghosts gonna be pissing themselves when they see me!

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

The last was nine months. So yes.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

No

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Definitely yes!

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

No, my life was sad last week. Someone died.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

around my age

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

neither?

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

both horrible

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

I ain’t got a car...

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

Nope

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

Android

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

There’s no Pizza Hut here. But the last time I had pizza is two weeks ago.

73. Do you like diet soda?    

No

74. What color are the walls in your room?    

Orange and yellow.

75. Are you 16 or older?    

Yes, 18.

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

No

77. Do you have a job?    

No, still going to school (though only 4 more days)

78. What are your initials?    

K.S. sometimes I use K.M.S.

79. Did you ever have braces?    

Yes, for 7 horribly long years.

80. Are you from the south?    

I guess Germany doesn’t count as south.

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

“This is so good 😂😂 “

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

yes

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

Definitely to my Mom.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

Hell NO!!

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Oh geez, in theathers? I don’t know. But I know what’ll be the next one, which is Beauty and Beast.

86. Do you smoke?    

No

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

flip flops, because I’d break my neck on heels.

88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yes

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

Straight, it won’t ever curly. It’s so stubborn.

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

Nah.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

pool. Though lakes are nice, too. Rivers are generally dangerous where I live.

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

Nope

93. …Had sex in a car?    

Nope

94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

Single... 

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

Not sleeping. I was too excited to fall asleep. So I wasted time on tumblr.

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

Silvester (or New Years)

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

Yes, it’s pretty good. 13 MP actually.

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

No

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

Yes... We don’t talk about that!

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

Uh... maybe? I don’t know.

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

No

102. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

I’m a vampire.

103. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

Lol, why not.