#hzz personal

[hong--zhi--zhu]

Apologies to my mutuals that I haven't chatted with much as of late.

Taking care of an elderly parent with dementia who isn't a nice person (racist, homophobic, transphobic, the list goes on) has been mentally exhausting. Add on other anxiety-inducing IRL shit and well...

There are times I'm so overwhelmed my social battery plummets down to where I'll respond in emojis only. Please don't think I'm dismissing or ignoring any of you, I'm just so tired and want to drown myself in fictional dudes and monsters to de-stress. 😔

[hongzhizhu]

Every so often I come across a post warning fanfic writers to not write bilingual characters speaking a particular way. That it's wrong and should NEVER EVER be done. Then I read their examples which leaves me stunned while thinking, "Huh? But I've met people who talk like that? I talk like that....."

For example, "don't throw in one word from another language."

Meanwhile I'm talking like this:

"Did he gin(consume) it all?"

"Don't hurt nong(younger person)!"

"Ai-/Ee-[name], STOP THAT!"

"Look at you! SUAY suay~(beautiful)!!"

"Damn it, there's bird khee(shit) all over this bench."

"What does she see in him? That maengda(pimp/gigolo) only comes around when she gets paid."

"Nooo! I forgot about the ngo(rambutan) in the fridge! They all went bad!"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[undeadorion-archive]

Strange Aeon's 2 hour long video covering old LotR sent me on one hell of an emotional journey. Not necessarily because of what happened, though that was 18 layers of fucked up, but because of the people I've known.

The people involved were of the same age as me. A large chunk of the events took place in the area where I live. I've known several shitty, manipulative transmen in the area. And further people who weren't trans when I knew them, such things change. Either way they were all awful and all way too deep into fandom. So the entire time it was a journey of "Do I know these people?!"

Ultimately I realized no, cause I didn't know anyone that deep into LotR. But holy hell.

First thought was my former roommate. Someone who'd been a friend for years before, and just mooched off me once he moved in. He was deeply involved with fandom and tried to run a convention, and got involved in projects with some moderately famous people. He severely dropped the ball on a guest for the convention and I thought we might end up with someone crashing at our apartment. He had the sort of charisma that drew people to him and those he left in his wake had a sort of informal support group. But he was just similar and could have known those people but definitely wasn't directly involved.

Then I knew someone who looked a lot like the main perpetrator. Like when the photos were first shown, it was uncanny. But no, his primary fandom was Transformers. And while he had some serious issues, his partner was the primary manipulator. They're the one I most highly suspect of trying to spread a rumor that I "kinned" my own OC.

And then there was the one that was hardest to rule out, because I don't know him personally. I had to ask HZZ if he'd ever lived in the area. And that was @malhare ex. Only when ages were mentioned did I relax cause he's a lot younger than the guy in the video. At least I think he is. Then I remembered the whole thing started with raunchy hobbit smut. And iirc this particular man-of-many-names thinks anything more than handholding his too much.

And because I know people love to take things out of context: I am not saying all transmen are evil manipulative conmen. I'm a transman myself. I know lots of amazing transmen. I just also fell in with some really awful people until I learned better.

[bunny-kisser]

💖➕🔪🐇💜

William Afton is an artist! He was the creative side of his business partnership with Henry Emily, being the one who designed the characters. He's also legitimately a furry (though in his day it was called the "funny animal fandom" :V)

Giving up control is his biggest fear but it also exhilarates him. He's also more masochistic than most people would guess

His personality and sense of self is strangely fluid; He adopts personas easily and truly lives in them, though this fact doesn't cause him identity issues and he'll very easily discard personas if they no longer suit him

Thanks for the ask hzz! ^_^

[darkandlightsides]

"-!"

There is a gasp of pain as Stanley feels a sharp pain in his side, digging into his muscles and crimson leaking down his leg.

Coda pulls the blade out, then goes again, into his thigh this time. Stanley's body is shaking as he tries to pull the kid off of himself- crying out as the blade is twisted and grinded into the flesh.

"SS...TOP."

Stop moving.

"N---A-AARR-Y!"

"Ss.TOP!"

Stop TALKING.

Coda presses their heel against Stanleys throat once they had gotten him down, finding this much easier due to the corruption currently weakening Stanley.

The man tries to gasp out, finding the pressure on his windpipe to be cutting off oxygen.

"SH.Hhhh."

Coda pulls his head back by his hair, yanking hard as the child twists their knife in their other hand.

"N...hzz- na...r..."

Then Coda lashes out, finding anger bubbling inside of them. They have their prey's oxygen cut off and hes still... Talking. Still talking. Crying out for their Narrator to save them. Its only his narrator... That damn narrator- He cares so much about Stanley huh..? Why doesnt HE deserve that? Why cant the Narrator love him too? Even get shown a little bit of praise every once and a while.

The narrator destroyed them without even a thought. Not a pulse, a breath, a moment- they were destroyed and locked away without remorse.

" S TO p!"

A sharp cry comes from Stanley as Coda's blade is driven deep into the man's chest, the crackling of bone and snapping arteries as they plunged it. They twisted it inside of him, unblinking as they stared him down.

They dont know why theyre even doing this.

Theyre almost positive that Stanley didn't cause the crash.

But they didnt know WHO did it, so.. Theyre just taking it out on the only person available. And besides...This is a person they thought deserved it.

They were a protagonist too.

"AG--HN!"

They deserved to be loved too.

"NNNH-!"

They. Deserved. It.

They. Deserve...-

Coda looks upon the bubbling and bleeding corpse of Stanley, stained with crimson and littered with stab wounds. The smell of metal and crimson fills their nose, and the blood is already starting to stick around their fingers and dry. They only notice what they were doing when Stanley stopped. Screaming.

Coda sighs. They dont feel as satisfied as when they had finished off Stellan.. Thats something they should play with later.

Coda crawls up to get up and close to Stanleys face, taking the tip of the blade and carving deep into the flesh- that same smiley face, gushing with blood.

That'll do.

[lonerlunars]

banyak banget wish di lebaran ini. yg sebenernya wish wish tiap hari si. cuma garagara ketrigger sama satu hal di lebaran ini, gue pengen minta banget sama Allah biar disegerakan buat …..

apapun rencananya Allah terserah mau apa, gue ngga mau nuntut ini itu. pasrah gue. yg penting itu terbaik dan gue ngga setersiksa kayak sekarang lagi. mengharap ke manusia itu sakit banget. serius. sampe akhirnya gue jadi low expect person saking takutnya hal yang gue harepin flop dan jadi ketakutan untuk hidup gue ke depan.

dah gitu aja.

lebaran tapi postnya depreshit begini hzz. yamaap. met lebaran, met bertemu dengan edisi diri yang lebih baik dari ramadhan dan syawal ini. aamiin

[thejacketandthehook]

When Emma Met the Doctor

Title: When Emma Met the Doctor 2/?

Author: thejacketandthehook (aka everystareverywhere)

Summary:  Emma Swan was just living her normal day-to-day life when she suddenly met two time travelers willing to take her anywhere in the universe. And where they land will change Emma’s life forever. Crossover fic.

Rating: General

Word Count:  9874

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Once Upon a Time belongs to ABC and Doctor Who belongs to BBC.

Author’s Notes: Merry Christmas @distant-rose! I am your Captain Swan Secret Santa! (@cssecretsanta) When I noticed that you like Doctor Who and Once Upon a Time, I knew I had to write a Crossover fic (which was something that I had wanted to do for a while, but you gave me the push to do it). I am sorry this is late.

If you’re not familiar with Doctor Who, the first chapter goes into detail about the premise of the show and what exactly it’s about. (Don’t worry, Emma had no idea what was going on either, so everything had to be explained to her). The second chapter is much more set in Once Upon a Time.

I had originally planned on writing only two chapters, but this story is taking on a life of it’s own and now it’s going to be more than two. Hope you enjoy! 

Chapter One 

A30

Emma was lost.

All she was trying to do was find her way back to the T.A.R.D.I.S. But she must have taken a wrong turn somewhere because she could not find her way.  

She spun around, just to see if anything look familiar, but unfortunately she was in a forest. So every tree looked like the one from before. She stayed on the dirt road, hoping that eventually she would just find that blasted time machine, but no big blue box was in view.

Emma continued walking when she bumped into someone. Before Emma clearly knew what was happening, the person grabbed her roughly by the arm and pulled her off of the "road" and further into the forest. Before she could yell more than a "Hey!" the person, a man, clomped his hand over her mouth and looked with anxious eyes out towards the beaten path.

While he was distracted, Emma started breathing heavily, her blood boiling, her heart pounding. If he didn't let her go within the next five seconds, she would not be held accountable for her actions. Her hands slowly made fists and her brow furrowed. His hand (which was had three heavy rings on it) was covering her mouth, but not to the point that she couldn't move it.

"What the hell?" she asked from beneath his hand. But because it was covered, it sounded more like "Hazz tzz hzz."

The man shushed her. His body was close to hers, to the point that if she moved five inches forward, they would be chest to chest. He was wearing a heavy leather jacket with a red vest underneath. Since he wasn't looking at her, she could only make out his profile which showed a longish nose and a bit of a chin. His hair was much like the Doctor's in its style, but it was much darker. Almost to the point of black. And unlike the Doctor, this man had a nice stumble going on.  

Emma was about to make another comment, this one including some words harsher than "hell" when she heard something she didn't notice before: the sound of horses. They were definitely running, at full gallop she would imagine. Was he running from a stampede? Then she turned her head to see not one, but six horses going by, two of which were pulling a black carriage, while the other four held men completely dressed in black, even their faces.

When they finally passed, the man backed up and let go of her mouth. "Sorry about that, love. But I don't need the Evil Queen finding me." He had a British accent. Of course he did. What was with all the British accents all of a sudden?

Emma stared at the man in shock. First it was because of what he said. Evil Queen? Was he serious? Then it was because of his face. Oh, he was handsome. He had a long, full face, with a pronounced goatee,  and the stumble certainly enhanced his jawline. But what made her really pause was his blue eyes. She was certain that she must have seen eyes that blue before, but she certainly couldn't remember. They were stunning.

And they were currently checking her out.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" he smirked.

Emma rolled her eyes. She was no longer intrigued by his appearance (though, hot damn, really). She was now more annoyed. "What we have here is a really pissed off woman. Who was that? Why were you hiding from them? Was that seriously the Evil Queen? Like from Snow White?"

The man raised an eyebrow. "You don't know the Evil Queen? How is that possible?"

Emma gestured to herself. "Do I look like I belong here?"

The man once more looked her up and down. She wasn't exactly upset by that, since she kind of invited him to do so. But he was taking way too much time. "Can't say that you do, love."

Emma knew she stuck out in her leather jacket and tight jeans with boots. She may not have actually seen anyone about, but she knew how people dressed in fairy tales, thanks to the movies. But instead of feeling awkward about it, this man made Emma feel...like she was something of interest. Something exciting. And probably for him living in this forest, Emma's clothes were something interesting.

"Right. So, since I don't belong here, explain to me why you're scared of the Evil Queen."

"I'm not scared of her!" he proclaimed.

Emma folded her arms across her chest and stuck out her chin. "Could of fooled me. You ran when you heard the carriage coming and made sure that neither of us made a peep. I would say that is the actions of a guilty conscience."

"Not a guilty conscience. Just one that owes a lot of debts. And I don't exactly what to pay them back. At least, not until I'm back on my ship."

"Your ship...?" Emma started to ask when she looked down and noticed something very odd indeed. Instead of a left hand, the man had a hook. And honest-to-God silver hook. How had she not noticed that before?

But then it suddenly it came to her. She's in a land full of fairy tale characters. The accent. A ship. His hook. That could only mean..."Oh my God. You're Captain Hook!"

He smirked again. "Ah, you've heard of me."

Emma shook her head. This was getting ridiculous. "I can't believe you're freaking Captain Hook. I mean, they couldn't have been more wrong about your appearance, but still--"

"What, wait? My appearance? They were wrong? Who was wrong?"

"Not important right now. What's important is that I need to find someone. Well, two people actually. And I have no idea where to start."

"Well, I can certainly lend you my talents in finding whoever it may be."

"Aren't you good on water? And running away from a crocodile that ticks like a clock?"

His eyebrows pinched together. "What?"

She waved her hand. "Nevermind. I need to find a man and a woman. Their names are Rose Tyler and the Doctor. Have you heard of them? Or heard anything about them?"

He shook his head. "No, love. Can't say that I have. However, if we stick together we might be able to locate them. As it may be, I know a lot of people on land who might be able to help in the journey."

Emma sighed. "Well, I don't really have a lot of options and I do need to find them so that I can get home. Okay, you can come along as well. I guess."

Hook gave a genuine smile, and Holy. Crap. "It would be my honor." He held out his hand. "I'm Killian Jones, by the way, though people do call me Hook. What's your name, love?"

She took his hand. "Emma Swan."

He gave a small kiss on the knuckles before lowering her hand. "Emma Swan. I liked that."

~*~

"So, Doctor, what exactly are we looking for?" Rose asked, giving a small skip before taking the Doctor's arm and wrapping herself on it.

He simply smiled before saying, "What we always look for, Rose. Adventures."

She smiled as well. "Or trouble, as Mum would say."

"Ah, like I told Jackie, trouble's just the little bits in between. Certainly there would be nothing but peace and quiet in a small fairy tale town."

Rose snorted. "Have you actually read a fairy tale? There's always a witch or warlock or someone who wants power and therefore causes trouble."

"And the brave princess, prince, street rat, what have you, they save everyone. We might not need to do anything."

As appealing as it would be to enjoy the quiet, that actually upset Rose a bit. "Would be nice, to just enjoy the scenery."

The Doctor laughed. "I'm sure someone, somewhere will be having a crisis."

Rose smiled at that. "I'm sure." They were quiet again, when Rose asked, "How do you think Emma's making out? Think she found the T.A.R.D.I.S?"

"Hope so. Can't believe that she didn't want to go exploring."

"Some people can't handle it."

"Like that bloke, Adam was it? Fainted when he realized that he was so far from home."

"Hey! I thought we promised never to mention him again. Big mistake bringing him on board, I get that now."

The Doctor laughed again. Once he quieted down, Rose wondered out loud, "I wonder what Emma's story is. She seemed hesitate about coming on board, but she didn't say anything about a family or even friends. And now she's skittish about being here."

He shrugged. "We could ask her the next we see her."

Rose looked over her shoulder. "Maybe we should go back. Take her home, yeah?"

The Doctor stopped, causing Rose to stop as well. "Yeah, we should."

They turned around and headed back towards the T.A.R.D.I.S.

~*~

"So, where are you from?"

Emma looked over at Hook. She raised an eyebrow. "I don't do small talk."

"Do you talk at all?"

"I'm just focusing on trying to get home."

"And where is that?"

She shook her head. Somehow she knew he wasn't going to let it go. Not giving a direct answer, she simply responded, "It ain't Neverland."

He looked at her from the corner of his eye before responding, "Ah, but an orphan's an orphan, no matter where you're from."

She stopped and looked at him. "Why would you say that?"

"I had been on that island a long time, lass. I've seen the look in the Lost Boys eyes. The look of being betrayed by the ones who are supposed to protect you the most."

"And what, you see that in my eyes? That's bullshit."

He raised an eyebrow. "First the outfit, now the language. Are you sure you're not a pirate in this land you've come from?"

"No, I'm not a pirate." She turned and continued walking. "Where in hell are we?"

"The Enchanted Forest."

"Yeah, no, I got that part. But I mean what part of the Enchanted Forest? I haven't seen anyone else on this path. Where the hell are the villages?"

"You've got a mouth on you, don't you?"

"You have a problem with how I talk?" she turned towards him quickly.

"No, lass," he replied, "I'm simply trying to make out your character."

"And what have you discovered?"

He smirked. "Probably more than you would like. You're a bit of an open book."

She raised her eyebrows at that. "Oh really?"

"Aye."

She crossed her arms. "And just what have you discovered?"

He looked at her before standing up straight and answering, "You're an orphan. Based on how you hold yourself, I'm going to say you were quite young when you were left. Your outfit, though alluring, is meant to keep people away. Like an armor, almost. And you pride yourself on being unreadable, but lass, you should never go up against someone who knows exactly what you've gone through."

"Which is what?"

He shrugged, as though his answer wasn't that big of a deal. "Pain. Abandonment. Betrayal. I could go on, really."

He continued walking as she caught her breath. He was right on the button, actually, and that scared her a bit. How did he know...

That's when she tilted her head to the side a bit before running after him. She forced him to stop by grabbing his arm as she said, "You've been betrayed. That's how you know how it feels."

"I believe the saying is 'Takes one to know one.'"

"Yeah, it is. But what I mean is, you're more than just that pirate on Neverland who wanted to kill Peter Pan. I'll be honest, never quite knew why though. But how were you betrayed? Who hurt you?"

He clicked his tongue before continue to walk. "This isn't about me, love."

"Like hell, it's not," she accused as she walked beside him. "You can read me, but I can't read you? What about 'Takes one to know one'?"

"Fine!" he shouted as he turned towards her. "You want to know about me? I was betrayed, it's true. I know the pain, the heartache. It's not something I wish to go through again. I'm simply trying to make conversation."

"Why? As soon I find the Doctor and Rose, I'm outta here. Why do you care about me?"

He simply looked at her for a moment before asking, "Why do you ask such a question, as though you're not important?"

Her eyes grew large and she was certain her stomach fell. Why indeed.

But before she could respond, they heard a scream. Both of them went running towards the sound, cutting through the forest. Emma was sure that if she wasn't wearing her red leather jacket, she would have certainly scratched up her arms, thanks to all the small branches.

When they finally did make it to another road, all Emma could see was a carriage, a smallish one that was brown and had only one horse driving it. But there was definitely a scream coming from it. As Emma and Hook ran towards it, the carriage took off, as though there was someone driving it. However, except for the screaming woman, Emma did not see another person near that carriage.

"What the hell?" she muttered as she saw something from the corner of her eye. Out from another patch of trees, were the Doctor and Rose, clearly coming when they heard the woman screaming.

"Help me!" the woman screamed. She reached out a hand from between the bars. "Help!"

The four of them chased after the carriage, trying to get as close to it as they could without getting hurt. The Doctor reached out and actually grabbed the woman's hand, but he was no match for the speed, though he was the fastest of the four. The woman's hand slipped out of his and they both screamed, "No!" as the carriage moved faster.

The Doctor collapsed on his knees, taking deep breathes. Emma, Rose, and Hook caught up with him, Rose kneeling beside him. "Doctor? Are you alright?"

The Doctor  shook his head. "Too fast," he muttered. He then opened his hand, and in the middle of his palm laid a ring. Emma picked it up between her fingers to look at it closer. It was a silver ring with a green emerald. It was simple, yet elegant.

"I don't recognize that ring from any story," Rose muttered. Emma put the ring on her finger, to make sure she knew where it was.

"Me either. Hook?"

The man shook his head. The Doctor and Rose both looked at the new addition. Rose's eyes almost bugged out of her head when she got a good look at him.

"Hello! Who's this?" she asked.

"Doctor, Rose, I'd like you to meet Captain Hook. Hook, these are the people I was talking about. The Doctor and Rose."

"Pleasure," Hook said with a small bow.

"All mine, I assure you," Rose grinned. The Doctor huffed before saying, "Yeah. Nice to meet you."

"Wait - You're Captain Hook?" Rose asked. "Like from Peter Pan?"

"Er, aye. I think."

Rose shook her head. "Wow, was your appearance wrong in the movie."

Killian yelled, "What did they get wrong about me appearance?!"

"Pretty much everything," Rose smirked.

"Can we focus, please?" the Doctor asked. "A woman just went missing. Do we have any idea who it might have been?"

"No," Emma answered. "But did anyone else notice that there was no driver?"

The Doctor nodded. "I did notice that. Which means one thing."

"Trouble?" Rose asked with a smirk.

The Doctor gave a small smile. "Well, yes. But also magic."

"I didn't think magic was real," Emma replied.

The Doctor simply waved his hand as he replied, "Magic is different all over. Your magic, for example, is science. You use math and science and you can split the atom. Here, it's a little more complicated than that."

"I assure you, magic here is extremely complicated," Hook said.

"You don't use chemistry or equations?" Emma asked.

Hook raised an eyebrow. "No," he responded, unsure. "People use potions. Spells."

"Spellbook?"

"Aye."

"So magic was pulling that carriage?" Rose asked. When Hook nodded, she continued, "Anyway you could know someone that powerful to kidnap a woman and pull a carriage without being near the site?"

"Just because we didn't see someone doesn't mean they aren't nearby," Emma pointed out.

"Smart lass," Hook muttered. He cleared his throat before continuing. "Swan's right. It could be any number of people. Magic is quite common, unfortunately."

Rose raised an eyebrow. "Do you not like magic, Captain?"

"Magic comes with a price," he said, as though he heard that saying many times in the past. "I've learned to just live without it."

"But wasn't there magic on Neverland?" Emma asked. "That's how everyone stayed young."

"Aye. And I paid the price for living with that kind of magic."

"You don't look any worse for wear," Rose flirted. The Doctor rolled his eyes.

"I've well over two hundred years old," Hook replied.

"Oh, he's got you beat," Rose smirked, tapping the Doctor on the chest. "He's over nine hundred years old."

Emma and Hook looked at the young looking man. "Seriously?" she asked.

"And I didn't have pixie dust," the Doctor joked.                

"We're getting off track," Emma responded, holding up her hands. "We need to find that woman."  

"That carriage is long gone now," Hook pointed out. "I suggest we go into town and see if people there know anything about a missing woman."

They agreed before walking.

~*~

Rose walked up to Emma and gestured to the two men in front of them. "So, how did you two meet? I thought you were going back to the T.A.R.D.I.S.?"

"I was. I got lost. Hook was hiding from the Evil Queen and grabbed me so that I wouldn't be seen either."

"Hmm, romantic," Rose laughed.

"Oh yeah," Emma responded sarcastically. "Definitely the beginning of a love story."

Rose giggled. She quieted down before asking, "So what's your story? You know a bit about mine. From 2006 London. Mum and boyfriend waiting for me back home."

"Yeah, how did you meet the Doctor?"

"He blew up my job."

"Hmm, romantic," Emma joked.

Rose laughed as well before quieting down. "No, but seriously, there was an alien invasion in London in 2005 and he stopped it. I was right beside him, only because our paths kept crossing. Then he told me he could travel anywhere in time and space and...Well, I couldn't say no."

"So how long have you been traveling with him? I mean, I know you travel through time, but...I don't know how to ask this without being confusing."

"I know what you mean. And honestly, I can't tell you. I mean, you lose all sense of time in the T.A.R.D.I.S."

Emma hummed. "Makes sense."

"But you still haven't told me your story."

"Not much to tell," Emma mumbled.

"Oh, come on," Rose urged.

Seeing how there probably wasn't a village for a couple of miles, Emma sighed. "Fine." She was silent, but Rose didn't urge her again. Finally, Emma said, "I was abandoned when I was only a month old. I was found on the side of a road. I was then shipped off to foster house to foster house, never once finding a family that I could call my own. When I was sixteen, I had enough and ran away."

Emma grew silent. Rose asked in a low voice, "Well, since you're obviously not a teenager, what happened next?"

Emma shifted her shoulder, clearly uncomfortable. "What is with the sudden interest in my life?"

Rose held up her hands. "I'm just trying to - "

"Make conversation," they finished together.

Emma shook her head. "You can take a lesson from him," she said, gesturing to Hook.

"Life sucks, I get that," Rose finally said in a low voice. "And, though I had a tough childhood, it was nothing compared to what you've gone through.  And the Doctor and I...we just want to help people. Maybe we can help you locate your parents...?"

"No!" Emma said firmly. "They didn't want me, so why in the world would I go looking for them?"

Rose shrugged. "Aren't you curious about where you came from?"

Of course she was curious, who wouldn't be? But she didn't want to show that vulnerable side, especially to someone she just met. So instead, she shook her head and just said, "No."

After a moment, Rose nodded. "Okay." And she let the conversation drop.

About thirty minutes later, Hook finally yelled, "There's a village up ahead."

The village was something out of movie. It was certainly small, and the buildings were made with either bricks or some sort of clay that looked extremely strong. There were vendors all over the street, urging the four of them (or anyone really) to sample, just sample, the amazing foods they had. Everything they had made Emma's stomach turn and she simply shook her head no.

The four of them did ask people in town if they had heard anything about a missing woman. Though some offered information, it was clearly not someone who went missing recently. Finally, Hook suggested getting some refreshments in the local pub and a beer sounded really good to Emma at that moment.

The four found a table off to the side, and Hook went off to get drinks.

"This is fun!" Rose commented. The Doctor smiled as he took everything in. "Don't really read about pubs in a fairy tale story."

"Too much magic and destruction for the prince to go off and get a pint, huh," Emma observed.

When Hook returned, he gave each a stein before sitting next to Emma and taking a gulp.

The Doctor sniffed his drink before asking, "What's this?"

"Rum," Hook responded.

Emma nodded. "So some stereotypes are true." But needing a drink so badly, Emma picked it up and took a gulp. It's burned going down, but otherwise wasn't too bad.

Rose had just opened her mouth to say something when knights walked in. They were clearly not from the Evil Queen, but rather from the new King and Queen. As Emma had seen before, the knights wore silver garments and a red cloth over it which had a crest on it.

One knight stood forward, and cleared this throat before projecting, "We come with despairing news. The Queen, Her Royal Highness, Snow White of Misthaven, has been taken. Does anyone have any knowledge of this capture?" When no one spoke, the knight continued, "Ten thousand pounds will be given to anyone who has any information in her disappearance." Suddenly at least two dozen people got up and either ran over with information or ran out the door in hopes of finding some information.

The Doctor stood up, "We have some knowledge of what happened."

One knight walked over to them. He was a handsome man, with messed up brown hair and a beard. "Yes?"

The Doctor told the knight about what they saw in the forest. When the knight offered to give him money, the Doctor refused, stating he doesn't want to see a pound. ("Bleeding heroes" Hook muttered). The knight simply nodded before thanking him for the information and leaving.

Once the Doctor sat down, the four of them sat still until the knights left, taking most of the pub with them. Hook looked down at his drink before shaking his head, "Poor lass. Something always happens to her."

"Who? Snow White?" Emma asked. "I know that she ate that poison apple, but then Charming kissed her and everything was right with the world."

"Ah, but if only their story ended there," he replied. "Unfortunately, it did not."

"What happened next?" Rose asked, leaning forward. Even the Doctor settled in, waiting to hear the story.

"Well, I only know a few pieces. Life on the water, I don't always get the full gossip on land, and most times I hear it by accident," Hook informed them before he began. "But I believe I have this right. On the day of their wedding, the Evil Queen barged in and proclaimed that she would cast a curse that would make everyone miserable, except for her. Of course everyone was scared, but Snow and Charming kept their wits about them and within a few months, she was defeated and banished. However, her knights still travel to this part of the realm, mostly so she can get money or other debts back from whoever took from her."

"Like you?" Emma recalled.

"Aye. I do owe her, and I will pay her back, but I haven't been to the Jolly Roger. And now there are more pressing matters," he said with a small wink. Emma tried not to smirk before lightly shaking her head and urging him to continue.

"Well, the story continues that after the Evil Queen was defeated, Snow found out she was pregnant. They were of course so happy at the idea of bringing a new royal into the family and celebrated  every chance they got. But --"

"Someone barged in on their celebrations?" Emma guessed.

He nodded. "Pretty much. Rumplestitskin." Hook shook with anger, and Emma made a note to get back to why the old evil elf made the captain so furious. "He proclaimed that the child would never see the light of day."

"Why did he want the baby?" the Doctor asked. "Isn't that how the fairy tale goes? That he wanted the maiden's child?"

"Yeah," Rose agreed. "But that was somewhat different. That woman married into royal life and she had to guess his name, yeah?"

"Correct," Emma responded. "And she had to have three guesses, or something like that."

Hook raised an eyebrow at the three of them. "What in bloody hell are you talking about?"

"The story of Rumplestitskin," Emma responded.

"Well, my dear, the story with Snow White is quite different. You see, Rumplestitskin is also known as the Dark One."

Rose and the Doctor sat up straighter. "What does that mean?" Rose asked.

"Means he possesses all the dark magic. Nothing is too cruel for him."

"How awful," Emma muttered.

Hook nodded. "You don't know the half of it." It was clear by his tone of voice that there was a deeper meaning in his words, but once more Emma knew now was not the time to get into it. He then gave a small cough and the darkness that was in his eyes disappeared and he became the light Hook she was getting used to. "Anyway, the story goes that Rumplestitskin threaten their child, saying that if their child was born, they would always be a threat to him and therefore he would try to get rid of it."

"Oh my God," Rose gasped. The Doctor looked shocked as well, though he said nothing.

Emma asked, "Did he succeed?"

Hook gave a small shrug. "I believe he somewhat did. You see, the King and Queen had a daughter and had a celebration for her and everything. About a month after her birth, the Queen went to check on the princess during the night and found that she was missing. The entire kingdom went into a panic, and every square foot was looked over three times. But she was never found."

"She's still missing?" Rose asked.

Hook nodded. "Aye."

"What about Rumplestitskin? Did he take her? I mean, were they certain?" Emma asked.

"Well, that's the thing. They checked his quarters again and again and again, but there was no sign that the princess had ever been there. They captured him, I believe, and they have him in a cell. But...the princess is still missing and the King and Queen just never got over that. They still hope that one day their princess will return home.

"What a sad story," Emma remarked.

Rose nodded in agreement before a thought accorded to her. "Wait. You said that Rumplestitskin wanted to get rid of the princess because she was a threat. How could a baby be a threat? Would it be like Harry Potter?"  

Hook tilted his head to the side before replying, "I have no idea who that is. But I can answer your first question. You see, the child was born out of True Love. And there is a theory that a child born from True Love will have magic unlike anyone has ever seen before. The purest of magic, to be exact. And only pure light magic can defeat dark magic."

"Which is why Rumple is shaking in his boots over a baby," Emma added.

Hook nodded. "Aye."

The Doctor finally said, "Well, we must go find Snow White and then maybe we can help find the lost princess."

"And where do you suggest we start, Doctor?" Rose asked.

"Well, we start at the source. Let's find this Rumplestitskin."

[harrv]

today may not be a good time to post this and im sorry for blowing up ur notifs but what the fuck !!!! i hit 1.1k followers !!!! i usually do my follow forever posts at end of the year but i didn’t do this last year bc i was waiting to hit 1k ! now here i am !

i made this blog on april 21, 2014 and had my first post in may 1st of the same year then abandoned this blog and officially came back after a year and now this blog has been running since july 2015 lmao it took me 2 yrs to get 1k rip me

anyways! my experience here on tumblr is Awesome so far! (i am not being sarcastic) (or am i?) and i met great people thru here and have made a lot of amazing friends and lost quite a few, sadly

of course @ everyone thank you thank you thank you thank you all for making my tumblr experience great! i still don’t even understand why y'all still follow my lame ass trash of a blog but i couldn’t ask for more lol i love y'all for still keeping up

NOW all i wanted to do right now at this very fucking moment is to give my mutuals a Huge Shoutout for being so so fucking lovely and so so fucking awesome and so so fucking nice! (even tho i only every occasionally talked to some of you and wish i had the guts to talk to everyone), my sappy ff starts below! :)

special mentions

the pepito elvis gc (i am only mentioning the ones that talk the most) - amy aka the louie who mistaken this harrie gc for a larrie gc (@given-a-chance), cat (@smolbirds), brenda aka my mom (@sweetcreature-lou), amber aka pure (@skamb3r) , antwahnise (@gilmoregirlsau), and fucking ciarra aka #1 harry hater who also sings like an angel (@larriez)

what the flipping fuck guys i love every single one of you??? thank fuck im in the same gc as y'all and thanks for indulging the shit outta me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even this gc is still a Baby (its only three weeks old) i had so many fun memories with y’all :’) and i think its really cute waking up with like 79 messages <3</p>

henri (@onlyangele) - love even tho we had only talked thru replies u made me laugh so much binch wish we could talk more

vika (@louisosoft) - the sweetest darling!!! every time i see u on my notifs i fucking smile bc i just love ur blog ok??? and i love ur cat even tho i kinda despise cats (dont block me im a dog person)

libby (@angelpolvo) -  girl………………… ur the Gayest and also the Nicest and i just love the shit out of you??? i love that we screamed over josephine vander bc thats what gays do right ??? and bitch??? is she urs already???? I AM DYING TO KNOW PLS UPDATE ME

rachel (@sugarbabykink) - rachel, u cute ok?? ur very fucking cute and i love seeing you on my dash, tw*tter tl, and ig :’) and **** ** ******** forever

liz (@angelharry) - remember when u wanna change your url but you’re scared and i was the one who encouraged you to change it and supported u thru it wow Great Times lol and i love your shitposts???? you’re one of the funniest people i met in my life ??  wow ?????????????

……and of fucking course, the snapchat king, the louis to my harry, the harry to my louis, my moon and stars, the bitch who still puts up with my stupid gay ass and im wondering why he still does that wtf……………………………..

agatha (@lourrious) - bih. what the fuck ??? i would d*e for you???? i never thought we’d be friends until Now??????? such Soulmates we are, aren’t we? the universe really found a way for us to meet again ? wow ? and thank fuck i knew you !!!! thank you for always making my day and making me laugh with ur snaps and making me smile whenever im sad. you are always there to comfort me, and i never met someone like that til you. bih, i would sell my liver just to meet you in person. im getting all sappy bc of u bitch and i love getting sappy. i treasure you very close to my heart. heck i treasure you in my heart. you’re always in my heart bih :3) :3) :3) :3) :3) :3) :3) :3) :3)

that’s it whew okay lets start

(bolded are…well..u know the drill)

# to b

@1-800-garbage @1989rosesxx @19yrs @1dconcertblog @3chic @8walls @acejade @aimhpal @alestiaa @alwaysinmyheartweet @amaerie @anathemaer @anchorliam @andd-all-his-little-things @ange1s @angelbud @angelharry @angelhoney @angeliety @angeltaurus @asterfairy @aurae @avenroger @babeharrie @beauthxrry @beingsoft @bengaligf @beysharrys @bloglaurel711 @blushbae @boringangel @buerella @butimthechosen1 

c to e

@candybisous @catharticphan @cherrielouie @chilllarries @coffeegirlfriend @compasstatt @complementarytatts @constellarry @curlycuelou @dancerharry @dareharry @degenerateharry @doriangrayss @dvinefeminine @eclecticitys @ecliptique @edolouis @elebeard @engjelll @estrelune @etherealnyc @everrsincenewyork @eversincesnlharry @exposealienharry

f to g

@fairydustlou @favoriteirishmember @feminist-tomlinson @fendiontop @filthyt0kyo @fireprocf @flowoury @flufy-louis @fondsmol @fooledangel @foolsgoldkink @forharrys @frickydazzle @fuckboivibes @fuckingastrology @gaysfic @gayymothman @geantle @geminivenus  @gigglelou @gilmoregirlsau @girlov @given-a-chance @glitterrthug @gloomycancer @glowingangel @glowystyle @godgavemelou @goldenharrie @goldvnbby @grapefruitseltzer @grinching @growgardens 

h to k

@h-isforhome @happileeds @happlouis @haroldtwerkin @harrsys @harryandlana @harryfromplanetstyles @harryftariana @harryhugs @harrylouie @harryrs @harrys @harrysgayalbum @harrystyles-mybabyboy @harrystylesisaprettyprincess @harrystylesthealbum @harryz @hazzastop @heckheckk @hershelstyles @hesnlt @highlightharry @holyfucklarrry @homeisharry @homelyrics @homemp3 @horchati @howgreenmetblue @hufflepufsh @hzzs @imafoolforlou @iridescentblooms @itrose @itslovestylinson @jeffsazoff @jennydixon @kalelube @kathrynactually @kingsofpeace @kissharryufool @kitkatp @kiwilivemp3 @knjpeg

l to m

@languidheart @larriekisses @larriez @larrsygettinglarried @larrydagger @latte-louis @laurnts @lhrryonce @liames @lilcurlies @liltinylouis @louiesdarlings @louis2k15 @louisbuttcheek @louisisloved @louislikesboys @louislittletummy @louisosoft @louiswantstomarryharry @lourrious @lovehoperomance @loves2much @loveutae @lthica @lunarosa @magicalhalo @memeharry @menudo @mexicanasapphic @minirose @mitamdemo @mitamhalo @moonblessd @moonsunhl @mounshine @mutualfond

n to r

@notsebastan @oceanoflouis @ofsighs @olivemel @onlyangele @onlyangelharold @oopstatt @organicysl @packersbeanie @pearlgorl @petalful @peterpansexuallarrie @pinkflowerlarrie @pinkflowersharry @pinkhalo @poppunknouis @poptropicaofficial @purerosewaters @rainbowlads @realfalsiane @realytired @redsatin @redyke @rlphlaurn @rose-forces @rosegoldeyelids @rosehoneywater @roseofhalfeti @rosedgirls @roseputa @roseylouie @rosyharry 

s

@satinmilk @scaryharrybooeylouis @sccorpio @secret-lil-rendez-vous @sherrybomb @shimmersapphic @skamb3r @smolbeanlt @smolbirds @sofharry @some-guys-like-guys @spaannk @spceboystyles @sspookyjimchristmas @strawberrylipg1oss @strawberrypiebaby @styles2017 @stylesandtrash @stylespaceboy @stylespug @stylinsoney @stylishirish @sugarbabykink @sweetcreature-lou @syzygay 

t to z

@t-h-e-q-u-i-e-t @thegayankle @thegaynkle @thekhilla @thelovesclubs @thereylouis @thestyles @tigertat @tomlinfeeling @tomlinfinitys @tomlinsonaoki @toxicsxciety @trianglelouie @tzujs @unf @vanillagloss @vagueangel @vainbitch @vibrantess @victoryjacket @viplourry @virgomtv @warmfringe @waturs @westindia @wildepixie @wwwlouis @xlytherin @yowapeda @yslfond @yvesdidas @yvhes @zarnes @zourrygf

i thought i’d like to add my fave non mutuals bc i usually unfollow non mutuals but here are the ones that made it so hard for me to click on their unfollow button:

@organicstunts @kindofsharethat @dunkirks @domestic-harry @softhie @thedebutsingle @worththewhiletweet @youfuckingloosah @softestswan @birdonahotdog 

YA THAT’S IT FOR NOW BYE

[hong--zhi--zhu]

Curiously wondered what the common connection between the fictional characters I get obsessed over are. As in the type where I'll ravenously hunt down fanworks and merchandise.

Hmmm....

Oh.

(Doesn't count = I latched onto those characters and bought a ton of merch because of the following.) Whoa, a cool character from Thailand! Whoa, a cool character stationed in New Mexico!

[hongzhizhu]

Why you shouldn't try baking when drowsy.

I forgot to add sugar.

Now I’ve got to start all over. 😭

[crapcrepe]

hzzs

@hzzsDo they follow me: Yes | NoDo I follow them: Yes | No | NowWhat I think about their blog: I truly love Vera, I loved her blog way before I made this one and I was shook when she followed me back. She’s a cute bean with a really nice blog and tbh I wish we talked more, she seems like a lovely person. (Send me a URL anonymously)

[zinternalaffairs]

12 July 2017

This is going to be a more unusual post than usual. I needed to explore the concept of an idea and talk about how it affected me, but this idea and the feelings that stirred from it are related to a good friend of mine who views this tumblr. I care for this friend and I don't want my opinions of this concept, which is based on something they are going through, to hurt their feelings or make them feel unimportant or easily fooled. Therefore I have encrypted the rest of this post to protect that person from being hurt while also giving myself the ability to continue to use tumblr as a place of personal expression. I may do this more in the future, though hopefully not often. To anyone attempting to crack it, I will not be using the same cipher every time. P DVBSK SPRL AV AHRL AOL APTL AV AHSR HIVBA H YLSHAPVUZOPW VUL VM TF MYPLUKZ OHZ DPAO H ZDLKPZO THU, HZ PA OHZ OLSWLK TL SLHYU TVYL HIVBA TFZLSM HUK JOHUNLK OVD P WLYJLPCL YLSHAPVUZOPWZ. AOPZ THU PZ H AHSS, OHUKZVTL MVYLPNULY AOHA HAAYHJALK TF MYPLUK AOYVBNO DVYR YLSHALK TLHUZ. AOLPY YLSHAPVUZOPW DHZ PUPAPHSSF LUAPYLSF IHZLK VU ZVJPHS TLKPH, IBA AOLF LUKLK BW TLLAPUN VUJL. OL SLHK OLY VU MVY H MLD TVUAOZ HUK AOLU SLMA TF MYPLUK ILJHBZL OL KPKU'A DHUA AV WBA PU HUF LMMVYA, SLHCPUN TF MYPLUK OBYA HUK HSVUL. OL AOLU VMMLYLK AV JVTL IHJR HUK CPZPA MVY AOL DPUALY OVSPKHFZ. ZOL HNYLLK AOPURPUN PA DVBSK IL UPJL AV NLA JSVZBYL, HUK AOLU ZSLWA DPAO OPT HUK ZAHYALK KHAPUN OPT HNHPU. OL AOLU SLHK OLY VU HUK PNUVYLK OLY MVY 3 TVYL TVUAOZ ILMVYL LUKPUN AOHA YLSHAPVUZOPW. AOPZ KLCHZAHALK OLY MBYAOLY HZ ZOL SLA OLYZLSM NLA OBYA HNHPU MVY AOPZ THU. ZOL PZ UVD DPAO OPT HNHPU KBL AV DVYR YLHZVUZ. ZOL DLUA VUSF H MLD KHFZ ILMVYL ZSLLWPUN DPAO OPT HNHPU HUK DHUAZ AV RLLW PA WOFZPJHS, IBA P OHCL H OHYK APTL ILSPLCPUN AOHA ZOL DPSS IL HISL AV UVA ILJVTL LTVAPVUHSSF HAAHJOLK NPCLU AOL OPZAVYF. AOLYL PZ HUVAOLY THU OLYL AOHA ZOL RUVDZ DLSS HUK PZ MYPLUKZ DPAO AOHA PZ CLYF TBJO HAAYHJALK AV OLY. OL PZ RPUK, MBUUF, JHYPUN, HUK HAAYHJAPCL. ZOL KVLZ SPRL OPT HUK LUQVF OPZ JVTWHUF, IBA KVLZU'A RUVD PM ZOL DHUAZ AV KHAL OPT YPNOA UVD, HUK JSHPTZ ZOL PZ LTVAPVUHSSF BUHCHPSHISL, DOPJO P ILSPLCL AV IL AYBL. OLYL PZ DOLYL TF VWPUPVU JVTLZ PU. AOPZ ZPABHAPVU HSTVZA HWWLHYZ AV CHSPKHAL AOL "UPJL NBF" TLUAHSPAF. P CLOLTLUASF VWWVZL AOHA TLUAHSPAF HUK P AOPUR PA PZ HIOVYYLUA HUK PTTHABYL, IBA P DHUA AV LEWSVYL AOPZ IYLPMSF. ZOL JSHPTZ ZOL DHUAZ H THU DOV PZ RPUK, JHYPUN, HUK AOVBNOAMBS. ZOL OHZ OHK AOHA VWAPVU OLYL ILMVYL DPAO VAOLY TLU, FLA AOHA'Z UVA DOV ZOL ZSLWA DPAO. ZOL KPKU'A NV MVY AOL THU DOV DHZ RPUK HUK ZDLLA AV OLY (HSZV, QBZA AV JSHYPMF, AOHA THU PZU'A TL, P HT HU VBAZPKLY PU AOPZ ZPABHAPVU). ZOL DLUA HUK ZSLWA DPAO AOL THU DOV OHZ OBYA OLY ADPJL HUK JVUAPUBLZ AV KV ZV. AOL VUSF XBHSPAPLZ HIVBA AOPZ THU AOHA ZOL HJABHSSF LUQVFZ HYL AOL MHJA AOHA OL OHZ HU HJJLUA HUK PZ AHSS HUK OHUKZVTL. HZ HU VBAZPKLY SVVRPUN PU, DOHA AOPZ ALSS TL PZ AOHA AOLYL HYL WLVWSL VBA AOLYL DOV JVBSK IL NPCLU AOL VWAPVU AV KHAL ZVTLVUL DPAO HSS VM AOL HAAYPIBALZ AOLF JSHPT AOLF DHUA, IBA AOLU DPSS KHAL ZVTLVUL YLWLHALKSF, LCLU RUVDPUN AOHA AOLF DPSS NLA OBYA HNHPU, MVY ZBWLYMPJPHS YLHZVUZ. VICPVBZSF AOLYL PZ TVYL AV AOL ZPABHAPVU AOHA P OHCLU'A NVAALU PUAV, SPRL AOL MHJA AOHA TF MYPLUK ULLKZ CHSPKHAPVU MYVT OPT ILJHBZL ZOL KVLZUA BUKLYZAHUK DOHA DHZ DYVUN DPAO OLY AV JHBZL OPT AV SLHCL OLY ADPJL, IBA ZOL PZ ZAPSS JVUZPKLYPUN OPT HNHPU HMALY LCLYFAOPUN AOHA OHZ OHWWLULK. P JVUJSBZPVU P HWWLHY AV IL KYPCPUN AV PZ AOHA P JVBSK DVYR TF HZZ VMM AV SVZL DLPNOA, AV KYLZZ ILAALY, AV IL TVYL MSPYAHAPVBZ, IBA PA THF UVA THAALY. P JVBSK IL LCLYFAOPUN H WLYZVU ZHFZ AOLF DHUA, IBA IL ABYULK HDHF ILJHBZL P KVU'A OHCL HU HJJLUA, VY ILJHBZL TF OHPY PZU'A ZAYHPNOA LUVBNO, VY HUF VM H WSLAOVYH VM VAOLY YLHZVUZ. P MLLS HZ AOVBNO PA PZ ADV MVSK. FLZ, FVB JHU IL ABYULK HDHF MVY ZVTLAOPUN JVTWSLALSF VBA VM FVBY JVUAYVS, DOPJO PZU'A MHPY, IBA SPML PZU'A MHPY. HUFVUL DOV QBZA JVTWSHPUZ HIVBA "UPJL NBFZ MPUPZOPUN SHZA" ULLKZ AV MPNBYL VBA DOF AOLF HYL BUOHWWF HUK DVYR AVDHYKZ PTWYVCLTLUA. AOHA ILPUN ZHPK, AOLF HYLU'A LUAPYLSF PUJVYYLJA (P BZL AOLZL DVYKZ HZ SVVZLSF HZ WVZZPISL). AOLYL HYL WLVWSL VBA AOLYL DOV DPSS JSHPT AOLF DHUA VUL AOPUN HUK AOLU DPSS QBKNL HUK KHAL WLVWSL IHZLK VU ZBWLYMPJPHS ZAHAZ. P MLLS HZ AOVBNO, DPAO AOPZ PUMVYTHAPVU, P ULLK AV ZAHF NYVBUKLK. P ULLK AV YLTLTILY AOHA AOL YLHZVU P HT ZPUNSL PZ AOLYL PZ ZVTLAOPUN DYVUN DPAO TL VY DPAO DOHA P HT KVPUN AOHA P ULLK AV JVYYLJA. P QBZA OHCL AV HJJLWA AOL MHJA AOHA P JHU'A MPE LCLYFAOPUN HIVBA TL, AOHA AOLYL DPSS IL WLVWSL P DPSS SVZL ZPTWSF ILJHBZL P'T ZSPNOASF AVV WBKNF VY TF MHJL PZ AVV YLK. P ULLK AV HJJLWA AOHA P JHU'A WSHF NVK HUK THRL TFZLSM WLYMLJA, IBA P JHU THRL TFZLSM ILAALY. HUK OVWLMBSSF VUL KHF, ZVTLVUL ZLLZ AOHA HUK JHU HJJLWA TL MVY ILPUN TFZLSM, HUK UVA MVY WYVUVBUJPUN DVYKZ PUJVYYLJASF.

[larriekisses]

92 TRUTHS

thank you so much for tagging me @duncirkharry !!

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!

THE LAST… 1. Drink: tea

2. Phone call: my brother

3. Text message: “thanks mom”

4. Song you listened to: blow your mind (mwah) by dua lipa

5. Time you cried: today, with a movie

HAVE YOU EVER… 6. Dated someone twice: no

7. Been cheated on: no

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes

9. Lost someone special: yes

10. Been depressed: no

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: yes

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS:

12. lilac 

13. light pink

14. green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 12. Made new friends: yes

16. Fallen out of love: no

17. Laughed until you cried: yes

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yes

19. Met someone who changed you: yes

20. Found out who your true friends are: yeeeees

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no 

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: maybe like 70%????

23. Do you have any pets: yes i have the cutest dog ever 

24. Do you want to change your name: noup

25. What did you do for your last birthday: i was in germany with my best friend and we spent the day in Hamburg and we ate hamburgers. it was weird bc i had no data so no one really congratulated me during the day and i didn’t feel like it was my birthday

26. What time did you wake up: 10ish?

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i was at a party

28. Name something you cannot wait for: seeing harry next year!!!!!!!

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: like 10 mins ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: a lot of ordinary things scare me. i wish i were more fearless 

31. What are you listening to right now: estes donde estes - ha-ash (lol music in spanish)

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: probably at school but i���m not 100% sure

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: slow walkers and slow drivers 

34. Most visited website: tumblr, facebook and netflix

35. Elementary: yes

36. High School: yes

37. College/university: going to uni next year

38. Hair colour: brown with golden highlights

39. Long or short hair: long

40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah

41. What do you like about yourself: my lips 

42. Piercings: yep

43. Blood type: b+

44. Nickname: every person that knows me has a different nickname for me... fer, feri, fero, ferchis, ferchichis, gorda, princess, fersa... the list goes on 

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac sign: leo

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favourite TV show: grey’s anatomy, mad men, skam

49. Tattoos: none but i’ll get one soon 

50. Right or left hand: right

FIRST… 

51. Surgery: my belly button??? weird ik 

52. Piercing: my ear

54. Sport: soccer

55. Vacation: a beach in mexico 

56. Pair of trainers: idk but i remember having a lot of puma sneakers when i was younger

57. Eating: idk

58. Drinking: idk

59. I’m about to: watch either man men or glow (i’m supposed to wait and watch mad men with my dad but it’s really GOOOOOD!!)

60. Listening to: kilómetros - sin bandera 

61. Waiting for: harry’s concert or starting college 

62. Want: sleep

63. Get married: for sure... i hope

64. Career: business 

YOUR TYPE… 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs i adore hugs

66. Lips or eyes: lips

67. Shorter or taller: taller

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms

71. Sensitive or loud: loud

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER… 74. Kissed a stranger?: yes 

75. Drank hard liquor?: yessss

76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: i don’t wear glasses so no

77. Turned someone down: yes

78. Sex on first date: noup

79. Broken someone’s heart: mmmmm.... yeah

80. Had your heart broken: nah

81. Been arrested: noup

82. Cried when someone died: yes

83. Fallen for a friend: kinda?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 84. Yourself: yes

85. Miracles: not really

86. Love at first sight: not really

87. Santa Claus: no

88. Kiss on the first date: yes??

89. Angels: mmmm no

OTHER… 90. Current best friend’s name: hanna

91. Eye colour: brownish

92. Favourite movie: i don’t have one

i tag:

@darklarrie @cakelikelwt @actionlou @2ghostsmp4 @lwtghosts​ @hzzs​ @delicatelou​ @thiccmom​ @babeharrie @heartofmusicandgold  @fvckmelarry @promisetweet @adoredlou @galaxieslouis @warmvinyl @softhipspuffynips @backtolouie @sincerelyharry @louppy @gigglelou @eversincehouis @larryslove @loubeesarmy @louisbravado @rosesandlouis 

 and who ever wants to do it... 

[hong--zhi--zhu]

"Ew, that's so cringe, gross, and a waste of icing."

If a guy with the username thedonutdaddy doesn't simulate a creampie with a donut then what is the fucking point?!

"Who wants to see that?""That's unsexy."

I WANT TO SEE THAT. I FIND IT AMUSING AND SEXY AS FUCK. SHOW ME THE FOOD INNUENDOS.

[hong--zhi--zhu]

A number of monster dong collectors and indie shops I follow on twitter have been migrating over and testing out tumblr.

If anyone would like to see more of that I've created a side blog devoted to reblogging that sort of content. (There will be no in use photos or videos. Strictly pretty toys and squishies)

@daimonhelix

That doesn't mean I'll stop occasionally posting monster/fantasy adult toys here too. I mainly did this so anyone I know in the toy community won't be surprised by any potentially triggering horror content I reblog here.

[hongzhizhu]

Booster shot acquired. ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+