#hyv pls dont do this to me

[wyveris]

W.. What's that supposed to mean..

[prettyboykatsuki]

going to grind so much for primos because i need venti to come home but i do not want to spend money

[zhongrin]

ehehehe, i'm sure uncle wrio would be very happy to hear that you think he's handsome mom >:3 (now does he get smug about it is the question *eyes* /lh)

YES?? iTS THE LILTED SMIRKS AND THE SIREN EYES AND HE KNOWS ITS EFFECTIVE ON YOU AJFDKJskskSKFDKFDK, now imagine uncle wrio doing that over a cup of tea in his office mweheheh dont mind me being a gremlin

genuinely because i think it's funny considering uncle haitham and cyno are both very intelligent men in their own right and i'm the kind of girl who likes enabling the latter's dad jokes bc he's a goofy dork /aff

geo men smirks >>>>> (no cuz i think bedo and dad are the only two we've seen smirk out of the other geo boys) but anyway, i think i'd call it a form of art when dad was able to create that mortal vessel to walk teyvat and to be fair? he's built like a statue- get it? because he's the lord of geo? and he has statues of the seven across liyue too

"ok grandpa let's get you to bed" AHAHALJFDJFD FR THO i mean a flying noodle dragon is kind of hard to miss when both of you are up there ehehe

lots of syrups and sugar for sure considering how much of a sweet tooth i am-

"oh, but you're sweet enough as it is~"

lyney tryna steal kisses from me again smh /aff

YEE!! im usually the one who drags all four with me (albedo, lyney, cyno and tighnari) for tea parties in our cottage mweeheheh and pretty much! as long as something's sweet, lyney and i will eat it >:D same with bedo

also rose french vanilla sounds good :0

oh he knows i am smitten by his looks and he uses it well. tbh all my hubbies know how much i drool over their physical attributes and uses them to their advantages hsdljfskldjlfjsd

intelligent men are so *dreamy sigh* look. i personally find cyno's jokes hilarious so tbh i will support the violet-cyno comedy duo. al haitham has his soundproof headphones he'll be fine /silly

speaking of geo, i find the geo roster so funny sometimes, like.... you have the girlbosses navia, yun jin, ning, the calm zhongli and bedo.... and then there's itto. hsldfjklsdjf ofc i know he's not all comedic relief and honestly there's an underlying darkness there at play because of his heritage and past and stuff that hyv just glosses over but. it's just so funny to me.

hsuusheflajsld crying cackling

al haitham in the background:

lyney stop intercepting our conversation just for a moment pls /j

sweets >>>>>>>>> i can understand. i'm in pain rn and all i want is sweets sweets sweets sw- "i think that's enough chocolate for you today, wife." "NOOOOOO ૮₍˶ ╥ ‸ ╥ ⑅₎ა "

it's so good!!!! v v flowery and sweet... unfortunately they don't sell it here ;;;

[reilliane]

Hi rei

May i vent a bit?Its not abt trauma or anything like that.Its more like rambling then actuall vent

Anyways. In case your answer is yes:

REIIIIII YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE A GENSHIN SCHOOL AU

CAUSE WTF AM I GONNA PUT AS THEIR MAJORS/COURSES?? WHICH CLUB SHOULD I PUT THEM IN?? HOW OLD ARE THEY?? (HYV PLS SAY SMTNG ABT THEIR AGES) GODDAMN ITS SO HARD

I have to make an entire school map, Choose teachers, choose students and their grades, choose majors, clubs, friend groups, its reader insert aswell, make up a council (which should be easy if i was going with archons but noooo i just had to have favouritism and choose other ppl for it now everyone has a role except one person and i cant find any more roles sooo), make their relationships make sense (i made ei scara's sis, how the f do i explain their relationship), who has which class with who so who knows who

And the worst part? I don't have an actual full build plot, the only thing i have in mind are some random texts(like a chatfic, smau, covos, scenes, etc..) so... Yeah you can say i'm torturing myself over nothing, and i don't have the courage to share this with anyone either, like i have no friends who can understand english(its too much work to translate it) or if they do they dont know genshin, i dont have a blog either soooo yeah, its... Fun?

Anyways did you recieve my vigil ask? I think it didnt get thru my internet was glitchy and it didnt say "ask sent" i hope you did

I hope you have a wonderful 24 hours, take breaks, hydrate, eat enough, stay positive, stay healthy, stay motivated, and thx for coming to my ramble i really needed that (if you wish to i can talk abt this au more, cus i would love to share)

Ask n.9(?)

👑anon

AWRHGH FR SCHOOL AU IS A NIGHTMARE OF ITS OWN!

Especially if you plan to be highly detailed in it or it's going to be the setting for your entire fic, not a scenario/oneshot yadayada, because yes lol courses exist- and are we even gonna bring up the ages??

/LH IN DESPAIR

M'flattered you came to me for this, come, I have some virtual tea and cake whilst agony prevails. Can't lament on an empty stomach /sobbing

I hope you have a darn nice mornight too! And don't be afraid to ramble more, I love hearing my anons out 🤗💜

[knightzp]

HII miki!!! PLS tell me everything abt ur acc! i.e fave chars, which 5 stars u have (and want?) and fave teams? also, just to spice things up a bit! are there any chars u regret building/pulling for?? (or perhaps any accidental pulls? for instance, my itto was a complete accident.. i just wanted gorou lmao) also... ur fave 4 star : ) srry that was a lot of questions but i cant wait to read ur answers!! have a lovely day!

HIII TŪĪ!!! this was so fun to write thank you for asking!!

fave characters: i have a lot of characters that i love but my most favorites are kazuha, hu tao, xingqiu, chongyun, albedo, benny, ayaka, yoimiya aaand tighnari. there are a lot more that i like but if i had to select just some those would be it i think!

fave 4 star: def one of the three i mentioned before! either benny, xingqiu or chongyun, but its so hard to choose just one.... mmm i think im gonna say benny bc hes very dear to me and has been accompanying me since my very first days playing the game, he has never left my team and i dont know what i would have done without him (i do know, i would have died countless times for sure)

5 stars i have: ive been playing the game for like a year and a half so even being f2p im lucky that i finally have most of my faves! i have kazuha, ayaka, hu tao, albedo, kokomi, yoimiya, xiao, nahida and eula. and from the standard banner, can you believe i only have keqing and mona after that much time playing?? well thats bc i have keqing c1 and.... mona c4. apart from the first 50/50 that i lost, which was with keqing, ive lost ALL the rest with mona and at this rate im sure im gonna get her c6 :'))) hyv stop giving me monas and give one tighnari pls PLS

accidental pulls: i DID have one accidental pull very similar to your case with itto and it was with eula. it was right when i was starting playing genshin and she was actually my very first 5 star. i only did one (1) ten pull on her banner bc xingqiu was there too and i wanted him so bad, but instead i ended up with no xingqiu and one eula that came home at pity 15 and winning 50/50, the luckiest ive ever been and for what... (and the saddest thing is i also didnt get xingqiu until months later sighhh). okay actually it wasnt that bad back then bc i didnt have any more 5 stars at the time so i used her as my main dps until i got ayaka, but now i dont play with her anymore

5 stars i want: since i got kazuha, who i really really wanted and saved for him for more than a whole year bc i lost 50/50 on him the first time (and the second time too... but i was prepared and could get him regardless), now i dont have any other character that i very desperately want as it was with him. and its bc ive been lucky that ive been able to get the rest of my faves too! i mean sure, i do want MORE characters, the ones that id like to get are tighnari, scaramouche (hyv im begging let me win 50/50 this time), nilou, cyno and venti, but i dont have that level of obsession i had with kazuha alsjfdk but yeah when their banners come (back) ill def be pulling for them!

fave teams: and my fave teams!!! im not a meta player and i know there are probably better combinations than the ones i use but idc and im very happy with my teams. so im gonna put the names i have for each team and its members!

permafrost brrrr: kazuha, chongyun, kokomi, ayaka. i loveeee fighting and freezing all the enemies along the way, so this is one is probably my favorite from all these teams. before getting kazuha i used it with xingqiu (hence the name of the team, tho it still works) and i miss a bit playing with xingqiu and chongyun together in the same team but kazuha makes this team even more fun and i like a lot how these 4 work together!

pants on fire!: xingqiu, albedo, hu tao, benny. my team for hu tao! ive been using this one since i got albedo and hu tao last year and ive never thought of changing it ever since, im very attached to it

short kings: kazuha, albedo, xiao, benny. my team for xiao and yes i wanted a team where i could put all my bois together and this one was perfect. a friend that is very invested in meta told me that kazuha wasnt useful at all here but idc bc just playing with them together makes me very happy

papayas quemadas: xingqiu, nahida, kokomi, yoimiya. this team i created it very recently! i was struggling a bit to find the best team for yoimiya and when i got nahida i tried this one and its very fun im liking it a lot! (ajdflsk abt the name of the team it means burnt papayas in spanish, bc the flowers (?) you make with hydro and dendro i call them papayas and then with yoimiyas pyro they become burnt, so yeah :))

queens: kokomi, eula, fischl, beidou. this is a team i have meant for eula using electro and cryo to boost her phys dmg and kokomi too to create electrocharged. i tried it a bit and it was actually fun! but i still need to build the chars better and i dont like eula that much as a character, so i dont really use this one rn. but maybe one day ill finally build them properly and give it a try again!

this was a super long answer but anyway it was a lot of fun to write!!!

i really hope you have a great day/evening too!! 💜

[enden-k]

At what point did you realise you wanted to C6 your favourite 5-Stars? Do you have any advice when it comes to saving for future constellations?

i mean prob as soon as i understood the whole constellations thing and that u usually dont c6 5stars just for fun? idk how to put this KJABSCK its jsut, idk if i can call it a habit, but i have this thing for literal years where i put extra work into my fav characters.

back in SO4 days i leveled only my fav char to 255 while i kept the rest at 200. in fgo i also grailed only my fav chars all the way and maxed their skills and pulled for np. in genshin when i understood constellations and had my fav characters very clear (which was childe to many peoples surprise prob, bc everyone thought id go for zhongli on my first time) i just decided to myself i wanna pull their constellations ajbsk (childe was really nice to me bc he had his banner shortly after i started playing and came home twice <3)

its jsut this, "i love this character so much and i wanna make them the strongest/give them the best stuff/make them pop out from the rest" thing that i have going on for years

anw childe and zhongli are my absolute favs/mains so was pretty clear to me alr that i wanna max them where i can, get their best stuff etc etc

but once i finish childe c6 some time, ill prob do xiao and hu tao constellations next since theyre also my faves

for advice..........hmmmm, this is kinda the reason why i keep an eye on leaks and proper banner speculations or hyv drip marketing in general. i avoid story related stuff or new characters appearances as much as i can (some are very hard to avoid, like my entire tl is filled with kaveh by now tho idc much about it anymore i guess?) but i keep an eye on upcoming banners and reruns so i can plan rolls/saving pulls. its prob difficult to do for ppl who strictly avoid leaks of any kind so the drip marketing might be better to prepare for the next versions new banner and think about your rolls?

this is just how i plan rolls etc so idk what to say as advice (and i suck at advice jacbk) tho theres one thing that i just wanna say in general:

dont "build pity" for upcoming characters by pulling on a random banner, how often had i friends "accidentally" get the event 5star and complain about it then ahhhhhh. just save your primo pls ! <3

[mauriooo]

ok how come some of the elemental skill buttons have 8 notches and others have 4. like here are amber and kaeya’s buttons, amber’s has 8 and kaeya’s has 4 (pls forgive the bad cropping, also more under cut bc this is Bothering Me)

i went through every character i have (every 4* and a handful of 5*s + traveler and aloy) and made a list of every one i saw that had the 8 notches, which are as follows: 

-amber -sara -gorou -diona -beidou -barbara -mona (but only on her alt sprint, not skill) -lisa -jean

there’s almost no consistent similarity between these?? at first i thought it was only bow users bc i only saw amber, sara, and gorou, but then i checked yoimiya, collei, and fischl and none of them had the 8 notches

then i thought maybe it was bc you can aim things like baron bunny and gorou’s banner, but when i checked itto, keqing, and also fischl again they dont have the extra notches despite being able to aim ushi, the stiletto, and oz

and THEN i thought maybe it was a thing where if there’s a held version of their skill then they have the extra notches but?? sara and barbara don’t have held options for their skill, and eula, bennett, heizou, zhongli, traveler (anemo and geo), sayu, mona (who as mentioned does have 8 notches on the button for her alternate sprint), yun jin, and razor DO have held versions and yet only have the 4 notches??

theres no consistency between rarity either ???? what is the TRUTH hyv

[xiaowhore]

HI MAO!!! i haven’t sent an ask in a while ;; but omg congrats that school is finally over!! and on that luke + artem + marius roll ?!?! like DAMN good for you!! here i am grinding through all the personal chapters because my savings weren’t enough and my ass got broke midway,, i still have 10 rolls left before i’m guaranteed to even get the luke card… :( hyv is a demon grr

your fics are as breathtaking as always!! pls dont even get me started with that tot teaser for your fic 🥹 and i totally agree with your rant review on luke’s story lmao — this man mercilessly ruined everyone for us helpless simps, and i would take it again any day 😔👍

putting that aside, i hope you’re doing well and that you’ll be able to get the rest u deserve during vacation! :) have an amazing summer ahead hehehe <3 ilysm stay hydrated and take care always mao!! 🫶🏼

HELLO ZALY im so sorry to answer this so late 😭😭 but thank you!!

just to be clear, those 4 ssrs weren't in 1 account (oh man how i wish they were), i play in 2 accs and they each have 2 anniv ssrs :'D i made sure to get enough funds to get all of them but HH artem was so stubborn...... by the time i answer this, i hope you already have the card you want 💕💕 (i totally rushed through the personal stories too jshsjsj. luke's got me sweating fr, the thrill aspect was great but god i was so nervous while reading it)

aaaa speaking of fics!!! your recent fic got me squealing and screaming :(( the cliffhangers were too harsh 😩 each part got me on my toes grRrrR what will happen to kazuha and y/n now?!???!!?! (the xiao part gave me so much secondhand embarrassment bc i could imagine how humiliating that would be irl hh) that aside, the layout was super cute too, it was really creative!!

im not sure if you're on summer break as well, but i hope you rest well and have fun!!! take care of yourself too bestie 💖💕💖

[baeshijima]

so i finally got around to reading the [winning ball] card story (the basketball artem card from electrifying night ^^) and !!!

i hate them sm thag i love them with all my fucking heart :(( <333

more UTC for spoiler reasons just in case :’D

and artem do u WANT me to pass out ??? bc i probably can and i most definitely will 🐥

also i love the milk tea shop owner sm u dont understand 😭

aND THIS

😭😭😭 ????

HYV EXPLAIN PLS IMKCEJBDKSBDJD 😭

but theN THIS SCENE

CRYING THE AWKWARD WALK IN 😭 DARIUS AND CELESTINE CARDS WHEN 💔💔

but guys.

artem is not a geek. hes just serious 😔👊

[astrxlis-archive]

Hello Fox (ღˇᴗˇ)｡o♡ I got so distracted before actually Writing This Down (accidentally scrolled through twitter and whatever stuff besides writing you the reply 😭) I'll reply first to the very very first message i sent you

YOUR JEWELRIES 😳 It is giving Mona⭐ Please attach some pictures when you found the time to do so! I wanna see those~ They aren't just jewelries to me in your description... they sound so fancy it is definitely Monacore! (I do relate with owing someone something too but i like gifts nonetheless as long as they dont make me in their debt ya kno... Paying for food seems wonderful, or maybe even paying for you when you're tight on money)

Thank you so much for the hug 🥰 it's alright, you know how wonky you can be living with mental health struggles? I'd be feeling happy at the moment, but maybe internally not at the same time ♪ Unfortunately, I stopped the meds (but also because my mom doesn't plan to go back anytime yet). I just don't think it's possible to live through drinking it daily or even get used to it since it's too bothersome 😅

Nahida is so radish looking there is no simpler way to describe her. If i could, i'd show her to a kid learning about vegetables. I'll call her the Radish Fairy (affectionately). I think I'm a menace for this ☺️.. I may not be able to purchase merch (f2p even irl), but I sure do hope they make Aranara plushies... they could profit off it so so much! (And give players joy) I wanna suggest to HYV to make a detachable mix-&-match wooden aranara dolls like in the game event~

I'm gonna cry... I wanna try to shorten messages and replies but alright this is the shortest i can go...😆 There's too much to talk about it's crazy 😭

I'm just a c0 kazuha haver^^ Well ya know tighnari will be in standard pool soon so... He might come when you lose your 50/50 (reversed!!) It's almost 2 yrs of me playing the game I still have no diluc 🤣 i'm rooting for tighnari to come home first when i lose 50/50 bye diluc

Ooh heizou! Yes, yes. I love his character! (Doesn't know his story) i love detectives and his design + voice is really perfect.. THE MOLES. He's too smooth and Thank you so much hyv for that ^0^ playstyle wise, it's really not my type, or maybe because after getting him i got a commission to fight the eye of storm (my team during that time includes kazuha, thoma, heizou, & zhongli(he carried with meteor). There is No archer or catalyst user) it was hell... 🤣😭 Happy to say that kazuha, heizou and thoma are friendship 10 now!

CYNO is too cool and good to be true, but i need to skip *cough*. It's more on the aesthetic for me 🥰 may you get him on his rerun!! Mwa mwa I'm still processing how he canonically jokes unfunny or cringe ones (to tighnari) but anyways people will still love him 🤣 it's good to be goofy when your position is serious

Tbh, the studyblr posts i've been seeing aren't really suitable for me and they're more like... good student kind of tips 🤣 idk, maybe i am really stubborn or dislike following things very much (Would read the rules but then do something that breaks it afterwards <- the kind of person i am. Insane) Thank you for your support Fox!! 😭🥰 (it's so weird to say this but..) i'm really grateful for you being with me through all these times! <33 you atleast, have lifted some emotional burdens from me at some times which i am thankful for! 🥰

— 🍰.

hewwooo 🍰!!

i understand the "doing something else instead of what i meant to do" thing 😂 also tumblr pls.

the small earring set really reminded me of mona 😭 the long one actually reminded me of kaeya, and as a kaeya simp, i had to buy them /j i actually waited a week to see if i really wanted them, and i was really happy when i went back to the store and they hadn't been sold~ the pics are up! just ignore the dust lol usually when i can i pay for my friends food hehe small actions of love :')

yeah, i understand that all too well tbh... i can't really comment on the med part because i agree and i'm also struggling with taking my own. they're not for everyone and that's alright. they weren't a good option for me for a long time. but please continue to take care of yourself, ok?

i'm sure the child would say she looks like a radish too pls 😭😭 i would buy the plushies if they sold them....... or at least i'd want to buy bc shipping + currency conversion would cost me a lot............. but dude!!! wooden mix and match aranara dolls!!! that'd be so cute 🥺

i really do hope he'll come home for both of us. if i get another keqing i'm going to cry. also i'd give you my diluc jf i could, but alas jfndjsns i think i somehow summoned him when i bought his skin...... 🙃

dude, how do you raise friendship so fast??? my kazuha is still level 7 and i'm struggling 🫥 but you're right, heizou really has a smooth voice, both in english and chinese. he's benched right now bc my team has only one rotational spot and kazuha's in it lol i can imagine your struggle... that's the downside of having two anemo characters AND the catalyst one is actually a physical one 🥲

there are some leaks that we'll actually get to play the card game cyno plays on 3.3 and i'm slightly excited. a game inside a game. gameception lol i hope we'll get to see tighnari and collei interact with him, especially collei. i don't remember if you mentioned it but is there anyone you'll be skipping him for?

oooohoho, so you're the rebellious type? /j hmm, i remember seeing posts like those too. feels weird when you're neurodivergent, doesn't it? it makes me really happy to read i was able to help you somehow 🥺 i hope i can continue to do so. 💕💕

[hematomes]

u throw anything at me and ill shrivel up and die regardless of what was thrown /lh

i have the strongest desire to build lumine (geo) but i. cannot bc im in the middle of kaeya and rosaria’s builds for quick swap melt fjfj

NO EXACTLY SHES JUSY EMPTY AND BLAND LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS SHE SO IMPORTANT WHILE ALSO GIVIBG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

ahdjfjfjfjfjj i don’t like hurting. i like hurting kaeya /lh sorry kaeya but. here we can go get u a nice drink afterwards kay

HELP THATS VALID and yes he would treat u like garbage but somehow i get the feeling that that’s only drawing u in more ajsjdj i do not believe ive rlly met choso yet but. ill be on the lookout for a pathetic wet dog of a man <3

i. mechamaru deserves so much. LET HIM BE OKAY DAMMIT and pls yes he should go on a date w miwa <3

watching mai and maki simultaneously cleared my skin and damned me to hell. the kin spiral was so intense that i don’t even wanna say i kin them bc if i open that can of worms it’ll never get shut,, AND YEAH. WHEN MAKI LEFT. I WAS LIKE. BYE IM FALLIN APART IM DISINTEGRATING LIKE PAPER IN THE RAIN

women’s wrongs <3 i. need more mei and utahime content. jjk manga pls feed my addiction

WAIT GEGE HATES HIM? THATS SO FUNNY AJEJDDJ and nanami is. my favorite. my. pets his head gently i don’t like overtime either buddy /lh AND WHAT. HIS VA IS DAINS JP VA?? IM GONNA LOSE IT AJDJFJFJ I DONT EVEN CARE ABT VA STUFF bc i’m not like you i don’t have a voice ki— BUT ?? YELLS THATS SO GOOD

ok actually that's valid

FELT... the urge to build a character but ur already busy building 67 others like come on hyv... more resin

HELPPP kaeya hiding in a little corner praying u won't find him only for you to drag him away and make him experience the horrors of existence

honestly yea.... fictional man who would treat me like an old rag? sign me up. but it's also bc of the unrealistic voice in my head telling me i could be their special little thing and get special little treatment. there's smth about murderous ppl being soft w their s/o that drives me completely insane

U MET CHOSO ACTUALLY he's the 3rd brother with the cursed womb at the very end of the anime. oldest brother actually. he's playing some board game w mahito and geto while yuuji and nobara kill his brothers LMFAO

dw we don't have to talk abt kinning.... it's fine ur safe........

nah fr u can't have women with such potential and then no impact like..!!!!! arg. utahime <3 some ppl ship her with gojo and honestly it's so funny to me like. agreed. but also w mei bc women

HE DOES LMAO HE'S ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED THAT THE FANDOM LOVES GOJO SO MUCH,,, tbh id start a family w nanami. it would be us and a cat, maybe also a dog . please.

YEAH IT'S DAIN... <333 ZBSJAJ leave my voice kink alone it's . i. voices are important ok