#hyun-woo alnst

[nottoonedin]

I forgot how to draw properly. So I must resort to drawing shitty ALNST memes to cope.

[k9punkout]

bro

you're telling me they never interacted

[mirrorcatcreditcard]

ALNST analysis about Luka's "Drowing Bloom" Patreon post and his page

The following analysis is formulated in response to this query from a mutual of mine. The post states as follows:

I just read the new, free Patreon post and. huh. what do you mean "LUKA has never felt insecure in his life" lmao. isn't it official information that he used to have low self-esteem? how does "had low self-esteem" and "has never felt insecure in his life" go together. unless it's another definition of "insecure" that's being used here? I'm somewhat confused but also that's a funny sentence tbh

I'm here to talk about that, though I'll mainly be dissecting the new Patreon content.

The following content will contain discussions of Luka, Hyuna, Hyun Woo, HyunLuka, child abuse, unconventionally/potentially uncomfortable love and relationship, bullying, and social isolation.

To begin this discussion, I will clarify any doubts that may be had about the exact wording. (I haven't been able to find any translation analysis/translators who can clarify because Patreon posts are already translated, so you'll have to excuse my limited capabilities.)

In the post, Luka's "insecure" mentioned above is related to the word "uneasy" of the first sentence; but when I put it through a translator to get each word separately, they were all spelled differently while having mostly similar/related characters. The words originally came out as "unstable" when the sentences were together. When I translated them on their own, I obtained three different results.

불안합니다 "He is anxious/I am anxious."

것입니다 "feeling anxious"

불안하다는 "I feel anxious"

After wasting about an hour and writing an unnecessary amount of analysis I ended up scrapping, I come to the conclusion that they are all synonymous and simply changed for grammar reasons or clarity.

(If you care, here's a list of English equivalents for the different groupings: uneasy, anxious, insecure, unstable, nervousness, trepidation. Someone who knows Korean can correct me if I'm wrong about anything.)

Next in line, I will analyze the overall picture of Hyuna and Luka's relationship through the years. (Read also, we finally get HyunLuka analysis through the flowers + Hyun Woo mentions.)

Hyuna and Luka were intimately close as children. With the addition of Hyun Woo, the three are almost always depicted together, like inseparable friends. Hyuna consistently allowed Luka to engage in behaviors other humans saw as off-putting or disgusting around her. Lacking expressions and engagement in interaction, disregarding others' presence and emotions to the point of being physically hurtful, and constantly sucking on or biting objects and Hyuna herself—she accepted it all and even showed that she did not consider it queer/unnatural. Luka repeatedly expressed his "love" for her as possession and desires for control. He has been conditioned to believe that care/love is obsession and obedience. He is not able to force the girl he loves (physically and mentally) but wants her near him and subordinate to him so she can never have to worry again and he can control everything around her. This is in direct relation to the fact that he has no worries for his future because his path had already been set out for him since the concept of "Luka" existed.

But don't forget Hyuna's side of this relationship. Hyuna, who originally had her precious brother with her and led both Hyun Woo and Luka in playing together. Hyuna loved Luka so much that she would let him do anything he wanted, really. One of her canonical regrets is how permissive she allowed herself to be with him. People think that Hyuna doesn't love Luka anymore or simply cut it all off when her brother died. That's simply not true. The fandom has labeled them as "tragic heteros," and I think that's a fitting title. They're beautiful opposites. From the start, Hyuna has always been seen as the extroversion to Luka's introversion. She jumps into situations, and he follows.

Luka's love is insecure (translated flower-wise as anxious) because of their past and conflicting ideals. It says in the Patreon post that "LUKA thought the whole time he was away from HYUNA. About what he should have done, and how on earth he could be more connected to his loved ones than blood." I'd like to point out that loved ones is plural. Luka has loved more than just Hyuna in his life. And the loved ones he had either had someone who was blood related who he felt was closer than him (jealousy) or shedding blood seemed like the only way to have those people close to him (obsessive behavior).

Hyuna loves so strongly that the flower used means that her love is "without measure." Hyuna doesn't look back yet still holds affection and care inside, locked away because addressing the love means addressing the trauma. Her "love" also connects to the revolution and freedom. She has an emptiness inside of her, and she makes the steps to fill it with her own two hands. She will not drown in grief and let the two ones she loved most being removed from her life make her stop reaching out for her love of freedom. She was a girl with no idea what she was doing when she escaped, but she has grown into a woman who is determined to live her life for herself.

The contrast and similarity is striking.

Luka's description makes him sound weak, the image of lying down and feeling water flow over your hand comes to me. The acceptance and surety of fate and letting life be is the behavior I struggle to find a word for that isn't complacency. He feels inactive, only pondering how he could have changed things but never doing anything.

Hyuna's description sounds desperate and bold. We know from "All-In" that she still gets vivid flashbacks even when soaked in noise and distractions. She is a person who works impulsively and passionately, putting her whole heart into something. Littered with regrets—she has to push on to survive.

Yet, these two are so similar.

They held the love inside of them deep down, never speaking of it aloud except in the only ways that they know how to show themselves—song. Their flowers are both colorful because of their individual beauties that they show in their own way. It is Hyuna who was insinuated to have influenced Luka in seeing the stage as a place where he can be in control.

They are both empty due to loss, both coping by leaving the past behind and physically unaddressed (despite different mentalities behind the actions). While Hyuna doesn't look back and distracts herself, Luka wears a mask and deludes himself, and they both pretend the world is going to work out the way they need because they are in control in their own minds. They're simultaneously trapped in their ideologies, and this conflict is the reason they are the "tragic heteros" of the narrative.

Moving on, I will talk about the page whose image I will provide below. (ID in alt text, English only)

As much as I consider Herperu the lowest of low, I cannot discredit his words and say he knows nothing of Luka. He made it his personal mission to know every detail of his finest creation. Luka was tailor-made after all, with many fans theorizing that he was created in a lab/test tube-like container. While I cannot give you canon facts for something unstated, I can give you a handful of theories concerning why Heperu claims Luka has low self-esteem.

Luka may have had confidence issues from his ostracization in Anakt Garden. (He was ignored by his peers and, in an official comic, shown to be treated like he didn't exist/wasn't significant. Assuming this was normal behavior given to him in his days at Anakt Garden, there is good reason to believe that when Hyuna left/grew distanced after Hyun Woo's death, so did his only hold on interaction with a fellow human.)

Luka is conditioned to believe everything Heperu tells him unconditionally and holds onto the sentiment of how he will be no good if he isn't "talented enough" as well as his mandatory duty to be the god among men of idols. (He must always be in perfect shape in order to present himself. There can never be a flaw. His autonomy does not exist. He is a good for others to take from. He must be a model pet.)

Luka's only confidence came from his performance and acting, he had no real confidence in himself as a person, away from cameras, or off-stage. (He seems to have adopted Hyuna's philosophy of singing giving a person freedom to express how they are, seeing as he is more expressive on-stage and masks everywhere else.)

Herperu's words could be what is a common case of "assuming you know what a creature wants/is feeling from researching instead of asking directly." (Segyein see humans like humans see animals. If an animal shows certain behaviors, we consult resources in order to know how to view and approach the situation. If research told Heperu that Luka had low self-esteem, then he would believe that rather than ask his pet how he feels.)

Heperu could be gaslighting Luka into thinking he has low self-esteem or gaslighting the press into thinking Luka is "humble" or whatever.

I, personally, don't have full trust of segyein's descriptions of humans because it's obvious that they very rarely (if ever) ask the human how they're feeling or neglect to even do simple analysis of humanity. (Also, Heperu is incredibly selfish and manipulative, without a single thought or consideration being about Luka's comfort, happiness, or healthy living. Honestly, I hate that alien. I hope his dick-shaped head-body snaps in two.)

To wrap this analysis up, my conclusion is simple. It is up to a fan's interpretation to figure out whether they think Luka has low self-esteem, is in a constant state of surety, used to have low self-esteem and has now changed that state of mind, or exists as a mixture of multiple states in multiple areas. Canon's conflict stems from information we cannot fully be sure on, and the creators remark about the complexity of Luka's emotions and the inability for almost anyone. "We don't know if anyone will ever know LUKA's heart..." They admit that there is a limit and that he is a difficult creature to understand.

Extra: my personal theories

Personally, I believe that Luka has low self-esteem due to his view of himself as worthless without his trained skills and inferior to segyein by existence. I believe he has never been insecure because he has never tried to drift from the path that was paved for him. I believe he still knows that the love between him and Hyuna is insecure because of the instinct that the Patreon post mentions; it would be more accurate to use the synonyms "uneasy/unstable." He is stable/secure in his livelihood so long as he follows the life that he knows no alternative from; his relationship is unstable/insecure due to the trauma on Hyuna's end and his forceful nature; he had low self-esteem either from his peers' isolation or from Heperu's reminders that he is only worth something as long as Heperu deems it so.

Thanks for reading.

[muchanmocha]

Anxious Love

A thought experiment on Luka's form of love, Hyuna, and Hyun Woo.

Purple Rose -> Anxious Love

"He instinctively knows that his love is insecure."

— Patreon

Anxious love / insecure love -> Love is insecure, unstable, and like all emotions, malleable. It's subject to change. It is not everlasting. It can grow, it can dwindle. It is impermanent. Whether it be his own feelings, or other people's feelings for him.

Luka, who is self-destructive yet at the same time hurts others, with his pure childish yet seemingly inherently evil nature, could not be accepted with beauty alone.

— Artbook, Luka's Profile

"If you're born and raised in a restrictive environment where every breath you take, every facial expression, every angle of your mouth is controlled, you don't even have a chance to think about 'healthy love'. But love is still love, and it's not like Luka didn't try."

— Patreon

Unhealthy love -> His methods of loving are not conventional or healthy; he does not hold the same concept and understanding of love as we do, that some like Hyuna and Mizi are lucky to.

Luka is the product of his exceedingly twisted environment — more than the others due to the nature of how controlling it is. He isn't allowed to exist outside of what that environment demands him to be. Nevermind a toe out of line, "every angle of your mouth is controlled."

All this ties into the flashback sequence from All-In in an interesting way.

He tried to come onto Hyuna due to his feelings; the wrong approach stemming from his skewed and lacking understanding of love.

The rejection from Hyuna reminds him once again that love is not guarenteed and that love is not stable.

Due to this blow, he turns towards a different method to securing their relationship— blood.

"Luka thought the whole time he was away from Hyuna. About what he should have done, and how on earth he could be more connected to his loved ones than blood."

— Patreon

By killing Hyun Woo, Luka has essentially tied himself to Hyuna through a "bond of blood."

Even if Hyuna will never develop feelings for him. Even if one day his own feelings change, they will always be tied through Hyun Woo.

Luka's expression, which is a big part of Hyuna's trauma, is smiling as if he feels joy even though he is covered in blood.

— Artbook, All-In

Control -> he cannot tether himself to his loved ones through something as insecure as feelings. Thus he uses blood instead.

And he's succeeded.

No matter what state it's in or what form it now takes, his bond with Hyuna has been been eternalized. Even after so many years, it remains tethered and strong.

Hyuna's inability to leave her trauma behind, her inability to leave him behind, has given him a joy no one else can understand.

Bonus Hyuna

Even if her heart wavers due to betrayal or unrequited affection, she still chooses the path of love.

— Artbook, Hyuna's Profile

"Unrequited affection" -> either referring to her inability to return Luka's feelings thus leading to the incident, or referring to Luka, repaying her and Hyun Woo's care with murder, thereby not reciprocating their affection for him in the same form he received.

"Betrayal" "I never should have been nice from the very beginning" -> Because she was affectionate to Luka, he developed feelings for her. Because she could not return those feelings, he attempted to form a different bond, one tied in blood. And in the end, she lost the one most dear to her in this world, her "one and only jewel." She sees accepting Luka as the greatest mistake of her life.

Bonus Hyun Woo

This one I'm not so confident about but it's a possibility that gives food for thought.

Some cues:

"Be more connected to his loved ones than blood" -> he has attempted to connect to a loved one through blood previously

"Loved ones" -> Hyuna isn't the only one he loved (ofc this could be a generalized term)

During his Anakt days, his beauty stimulated the curiosity of the other kids, but after they came to know his true self, they could never become friends with him.

— Artbook, Luka's Profile

There's no mention of him in Luka's materials despite Hyun Woo playing a huge part in his life — the first person to accept him, the catalyst for his bond with Hyuna, the catalyst for the break down of his relationship with Hyuna.

Either Hyun Woo doesn't even make a bleep on his radar, or it's because he matters (... or mattered) that Luka refuses to touch on the topic of him.

The bond he attempted to forge through Hyun Woo's death might not be just about Hyuna, but Hyun Woo too.

Hyuna's rejection emphasized Luka's insecurity and inability to believe in the longevity of their relationships.

Thus Luka killed Hyun Woo, while the latter still cares about him.

He already failed with Hyuna. But this one, with Hyun Woo it's not too late yet. Before Luka inevitably destroys his relationship with him, he should kill him, so that eventuality can never come to pass.

[cyellolemon]

Some more Alien Stage super silly drawings

[alnst-secret-santa]

Welcome to the Alien Stage Secret Santa 2024 !

How This Works:

Send in what kind of content you want in an ask or a submission ! All submissions are due by Nov. 24th. Feel free to also add to your ask if you have any characters or ships you don't feel comfortable making content for! If you need to back out for any reason, please send an ask to this account before the submissions are due.

The next day, Nov. 25th, I will randomize the participants and DM you who you're making your gift for! You can come to this blog to see what they want, and you can start your process from this point on.

While I won't make it mandatory, feel free to send me your progress on Dec. 10th ! This would be to make sure that everyone is on the right track.

On Dec. 25th, everyone can post their works to Tumblr! Make sure to tag this blog as well as your gift receiver! I will make sure to reblog all gifts! If you don't receive your gift by Jan. 1st, please send an ask to this account!

That's the schedule! The rules are simple:

No NSFW content allowed.

This event will only be for canon characters! Unfortunately, there won't be any OCs in this event.

You can create art and/or writing! This will be pretty casual, so no need to worry about making anything too hardcore.

For art, the expectation is lined art and flat colors if you can do so!

For writing, the expectation is a minimum of 500 words!

That should be all! If you have any questions, please send them here!

[incorrect-alnst]

Luka: I've never been in a snowball fight.

Hyun Woo: Really?

Luka: I don't even know the rules.

Luka: Is it a points system or to the death?

[m1zisua]

since hyunas character arc is about her not running away from things anymore and learning to face her struggles instead, then it's suitable that facing luka is something that she needs to fully complete it. her facing luka is like her directly facing her past and confronting it. He is her past, the one who caused her trauma by killing her brother, the one who plagues her thoughts and memories, tormenting her.

[mikhardwheat]

It was probably already brought up by someone else, but Luka has a scar on his shoulder?

This is the only frame where angle allows to see this part of his body.

I'm assuming he got injured right before this scene (where he's clearly bleeding out) occurred.

I won't attach the images that are on the more graphic side, but:

Close-up of Hyun Woo's injuries shows that his left arm is heavily bruised; that's also true for his ear, face and neck on the same side. It doesn't look like it was caused by landing, but it's also unlikely that Luka hit him, because:

If my assumption is right and he got stabbed (?) before Hyun Woo fell - there wasn't much he could do with his trembling arm. Interestingly enough, we don't get to see Hyuna's hands.

But her clothes are clean and there's no bruising, so she probably wasn't there for the whole debacle. I mean... if she was, she would've probably prevented it, since she feels protective of Luka and all

Exhibit A

There's no exhibit B, I just wanted to say that I don't think Luka killed Hyun Woo, nor do I think that Hyuna hates/blames him for what happened.

[tinypaperstar]

Still in denial BUT

[mochapanda]

i put them in silent hill d(-_^)

notes + non grainy vers under cut

maybe one day i'll make a continuation with the surviving (for now) characters but this is just for the dead ones 🤗 (its more or less just the plot of silent hill 2....)

[nottoonedin]

An ALNST Theory/Hypothesis/Over-analysis/Interpretation of events

AKA: Me slowly descending into madness over an animated web series-

(Btw this is mostly just for fun, don't take it too seriously lol)

(TW: Death, Blood)

Long post warning:

I assume we've all seen the newest posts that Vivinos has put out on their YT community tab (or wherever you get your ALNST updates), and the one that everyone is obviously talking about is the post titled <CURE>

And.. yeah, of course, just goes to show that Round 6 is just around the corner (I am screaming internally) and the attention is going to be focused on Ivan and Till, and how their story will progress (or end, depending on if someone's gonna die, which seems likely, unfortunately).

But the post that really caught my attention.. was this fucking post:

When I first saw it, in my mind I thought ''Haha, how cute and goofy! This is exactly how I saw their dynamic!'' and went on with my day.

But after thinking about it for a while, my brain decided to think up this wonderfully awful thought:

''What if Hyuna (unintentionally) had a hand in what happened to Hyun-woo?''

Now, at first, this sounds fucking crazy. The general consensus (from what I've seen) is that Luka killed Hyun-woo. But I do see some parallels between this post and the incident in Round 5 which might help explain what actually happened, but first:

Why I don't think Luka would have been able to kill Hyun-woo:

Luka is DEFINETELY not known for his muscles or strength, I mean look at him:

He's like a sickly Victorian child, not to mention his asthma, chronic migraines and heart disease. I don't believe Hyun-woo has any health problems (not that I know of anyways), so I feel Luka would have a hard time trying to push Hyun-woo over so he'd fall onto a rock. To put it simply, Hyun-woo could most likely beat Luka in a fight, unless someone interfered in some way...👀

Luka's ''fighting'' tactic:

With the parallels between The Trio doodle and Round 5, I've noticed there's a pattern with how Luka gets rids of his ''opponents'', be it on stage or outside of it (*cough* Hyun-woo *cough cough*).

He initiates the attack, it being mentally or physically depending on his opponent. He's subtle about it however, the only one being aware of his antagonism being the one he's antagonising, preserving his perfect, can-do-no-wrong persona.

2. Obviously, the opponent retaliates. But, of course, Luka expects this, it's what he wants, after all. He knows he'll be seen as the victim by onlookers. How could anyone hurt such a precious, weak, defenseless little guy??🥺🥺He doesn't even bother to fight back at all (may be too weak to).

3. A stronger force, seeing Luka in ''distress'', steps in and takes care of the attacker (the opponent), avenging Luka, who they see as the victim. He isn't the type to do it himself, letting others do his dirty work.

Now, let's apply this to the flashback in the All-In MV..

What may have happened to Hyun-woo:

Luka may have said something to Hyun-woo that deeply distressed/angered him, or perhaps Hyun-woo knew about what Luka did to Hyuna.

2. Angry, Hyun-woo attacks Luka.

(I'd also like to note that in this frame, Luka looks more like he's just had someone pulled off him, rather than he's just attacked and pushed someone over onto a rock.)

3. Hyuna finds Hyun-woo attacking Luka and, naturally seeing Luka as the victim, tries to break them apart (which would have been hard if Hyun-woo was super pissed). There's a struggle, and.. well...

Hyuna accidentally kills Hyun-woo, which doesn't bother Luka. Just means his opponent has been eliminated. As far as he's concerned, Luka wins.

Final Thoughts:

Does this theory leave a lot of questions? 100%. For example, if this theory was true, why would Hyuna be so angry at Luka? Does she later find out about his manipulative nature? How? On the stage perhaps? I find this unlikely, however, since I don't believe Hyuna ever went on stage and escaped beforehand, due to a post Vivinos made a while back:

Can this theory be easily debunked? Oh, ABSOLUTELY (I hope it is debunked in canon, to be honest lol). But it does give ideas for some angsty fanfics, I believe hehehe-

For real though, Alien Stage is all up to interpretation. Some questions may never be answered. It leaves room for different ideas, which is one thing I love about the series. <3

Thank you for reading my batshit little ramble/theory!! Hope ya'll have an awesome day/night!

[k9punkout]

it's that time again

here's my analysis on the Anakt Garden artificial flowers and what they represent to the characters and story overall

the anakt flowers are consistently featured on screen throughout alnst, whether it's in the videos, official art, or the comics. they can't be shown that often if not to mean something, especially in a show as detail oriented and heavy in symbolism as alnst.

okay so there's been this theory running around that these flowers had hidden cameras in them used to monitor the children.

in the artbook, that theory was proven to be true.

so we know now that the anakt flowers are secretly cameras. seemingly innocent and beautiful decorations are used to spy on the children, a testament to the fact that they had no right to privacy, that their lives were not their own.

the fact that mizi ADORED those flowers but had no idea of their true purpose is reflective of her dream to sing in alnst. something idealized and gorgeous, but with darkness residing just beneath its exterior. she sees the world through rose colored lenses and is unaware of the evil that lurks just beneath her favorite things/dreams.

her reality is way more disturbing than she realizes, the aliens are way more cruel and invasive than what she expects, and her love for the spy devices disguised as flowers shows just that.

im not too sure if sua KNEW about the cameras, but she knew about the Snow Thing, so im gonna assume she knew abt the cameras too.

her letting mizi play with the flowers without telling her a thing and even allowing her to craft flower crowns out of them is an example of her deliberate avoidance of the truth behind alnst. through mizi's joy, she forgets about the harsh reality they live in, and escapes through that.

whenever mizi's holding them, the flowers almost look real.

the fact that she lets mizi give her flower crowns and put them on her head, and does the same in turn... she's willingly giving in to the system to keep mizi's blind-sighted joy alive. dooming them both because she can't bring herself to break the bliss.

as for till. he initially began to like the flowers because mizi likes them. till has always liked pretty things.

his talent being floral art, even if the flowers are spy devices... sort of reminds me of one of his coping mechanisms--making art that's representative of his pain.

he takes something terrible or twisted and reforms it into something pretty. something that can be appreciated rather than avoided.

(page 59 of the artbook has a quote referring to till that reads: “When I couldn't sleep because of insomnia, I could only fall asleep by squeezing out my physical strength with creation. I like to doodle, so I doodle anywhere, and I often write poetry (mainly about mizi) to support my emotions.”)

in comparison to many of the other ways till uses his hands (fighting, breaking things, playing loud and powerful melodies, etc), the way he handles the flowers is methodical. gentle. precise and careful.

we're shown his kinder side for the first time THROUGH a flower, too.

he knows his illusion is particularly fragile, so he does all he can to not mar it before getting lost in it. he uses it as a distraction.

till tends to trail behind mizi and sua with flower crowns/chains of his own because he wants to play with them as well, but he rarely makes the move to approach them.

at the end of the day, the false reality, the illusion of purity, is not till's to keep. no matter how peaceful the garden may seem, there will come a period of time when till has to go back. when he must be reminded that his body doesn't belong to him.

ivan never had much interest in the flowers. in fact, he was more often shown breaking them or stomping on them rather than playing with them. (whether that's because he KNEW about the cameras or simply because he wanted to piss till off (or both) im still iffy on but there's that)

ivan has always been the most connected to reality out of the group. he sought no form of escapism, in fact, he frowned upon it (he says mizi's optimism is too much for him at times, and criticized sua for living in a wonderland despite knowing how it will inevitably end. for nurturing mizi's innocence for so long and then shattering it in the cruelest way.)

he fell in love with till, who had no choice but to face reality head on and he relates to sua, who's also had her fate sealed by the society she lives in. he's very honest to himself about these facts.

he doesn't run from suffering, having been exposed to it since infancy. no point in avoiding the truth if it's being perpetually shoved in your face all the time. he keeps it real.

no interest in the flowers, no interest in a plastic paradise. (i could find a way to tie this to that one acrylic stand of ivan eating a flower but i think that's just a silly doodle. nothing SUPER DUPER deep about it.)

(look at him. what is his PROBLEM <3)

as for the overarching meaning, flowers in general tend to symbolize innocence, purity and beauty. by that logic, FAKE flowers would symbolize a fabrication of purity.

a flower that is not only fake, but used as a spying/restriction device, a tool of oppression, symbolizes a prison painted as a paradise--such is the world of Anakt Garden.

[splashdacat]

ALIEN STAGE INCORRECT QUOTES^^

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Till: I love you. Ivan: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. Till and Ivan kiss passionately Mizi, to Sua: You owe me 20 dollars(a date).

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Mizi: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

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Mizi: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Hyuna: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Isaac: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Hyuna: Obviously. Now, Mizi, pass the shovel.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Till: I'm very scary. Ivan: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Till: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Ivan: And small. Till: Till: …Yeah, yeah. I guess.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Mizi: is visibly upset Isaac: Mizi, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Sua: Till is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. Isaac: Yes. Mizi: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. Till: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- Isaac: What truce? Sua: sigh The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Luka: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: prepares for sacrifice

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Hyuna: I'm bored. Mizi: Wanna commit first degree murder? Hyuna: Sure! Isaac, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Luka down!!

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Ivan: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Bullying Prevention Day at school Teacher: Till, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again? Till: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case— Teacher: To write something to your teacher? Till: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword. And they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school! Teacher: internal screaming

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Ivan: Hey. Till: *pissed off* You… complete …ASS, Ivan! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Mizi: Whoever has my voodoo doll, please kiss its forehead, I need it.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Luka: I know you love them. Till: I am not in love with Ivan! Luka, staring at Till: I never said who… Till: realizes Till: Shit. Well, anyways-

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Mizi: Oh, they left the bowl out? Mizi: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.” Isaac: Nobody around though… Isaac grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it Mizi: NO—

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Isaac: Did you bring Luka? Mizi, gesturing to Hyun-woo: No, but I brought the next best thing. Isaac: Hyun-woo? The next best thing would be Hyuna. Hyun-woo: I would be offended, but Hyuna is freakishly strong.

(i know hyun-woo is dead just let me be delusional)

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Till: Can I ask you for a favor? Ivan: I would literally die for you, but continue. Till: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Mizi: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Ivan: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Acorn: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Till: loads shotgun I got this. Acorn: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Till: Hopefully Luka has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. Luka: Oh, shut up and die Till.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Ivan: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Till: Are you a software update? because not right now.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Till: You're not my friend anymore. Ivan: I was your friend?

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Till: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Ivan: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Till: Did Ivan just tell me they loved me for the first time? Sua: Yeah, they did. Till: And did I just do finger guns back? Sua: Yeah, you did.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Till: What’s the announcement, Sua? Sua: It’s a lecture. Mizi’s gonna tell us everything she know about sex. Ivan: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Ivan: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Mizi: I didn't drink that much last night. Ivan: You were flirting with Sua. Mizi: So what? They're my partner. Ivan: You asked if they were single. Ivan: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Sua: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Mizi: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Sua, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Ivan: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Till: blushing I— Sua, butting into the conversation: Mizi is perfect, thanks for asking.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Ivan: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Till: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

Sua: I’m in love with you. Mizi: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Sua: I know. Mizi: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

: ̗̀➛˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ˏˋ°•⁀➷

⋆·˚ ༘ *╚══《✧》══╝•°. *࿐˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

[paperstarry]

FULL BODY images of the pet training lessons, I'm gonna be sick

[sotogalmo]

12:22

Nevermore by sasakure...... Such a Luka song but like. Also. Ivan- but I see it as like. How similar they are