#hypotheticalwoman

[hypotheticalwoman]

Out of curiosity

And put the fandom its from in tags if you like reblog for sample size yadda yadda

[hypotheticalwoman]

OK I'd like Tumblr to reblog automatically to my main blog (this one) instead of whichever blog I reblogged to last - if I want to reblog to chinuppetal or afinedoll I wanna be able to specifically tell it to do that, and then have Tumblr go back to hypotheticalwoman by default.

Anyone got any answers?

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hypotheticalwoman

replied to your post : So I finally started to play Breath of the Wild. ...

Sidon is the biggest dork and I love how he’s always so happy to see you. He’s basically Kirishima in shark cosplay.

Well fuck, you’re right, there’s virtually no difference.

[spiftynifty]

Spiftynifty, we the people want to know, why is Shiro not a Dorito?

hh oly shit

[zimulacrum]

Hey @hypotheticalwoman nice to meet you, what the fuck does this mean I’m scared

So we’ve established in Monster High that the children of literal gods can attend the school. So imagine one day they get a new student and it’s Jesus fucking Christ

[eledritch]

The Only Hope For Me Is You by My Chemical Romance will always be by biggest Sheith song and I'm sorry but that's the way it is.

i mean yes, you’re absolutely right….

If that’s the best that I could be?Then I’d be another memoryCan I be the only hope for you?Because you’re the only hope for meAnd if we can’t find where we belong,We’ll have to make it on our ownFace all the pain and take it onBecause the only hope for me is you alone.

BUT I RAISE YOU “SAVE YOURSELF AND I’LL HOLD THEM BACK” as another excellent candidate (with some killer guitar riffs)

We could leave this world, leave it all behind (I MEAN…..)We could steal this car if your folks don’t mind (!!!! THEM)We could live forever if you’ve got the time, (LIKE…I MEAN…)I’m the only friend that makes you cry (!!!!!!!! IT’S THEM)You’re a heart attack in black hair dye (C’MON….THEM…..)So just save yourself and I’ll hold them back tonight. (NEED I SAY MORE)

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hypotheticalwoman

  more quotes from this amazing fic: “On a scale of...

oh wow i’m so glad you found one you like XD

i know ;u;

i was starting to despair of ever finding one that wasn’t dripping in bigotry or unlabeled triggery shit ever again (or at least one not written by blackkat)

(...of course now that i think about it i found this fic via blackkat remixing a fic that was inspired by another fic that was inspired by this fic so....yeah)

like yeah i’ll rant and rave when its been too many terrible fic experiences in a row but boy howdy when i find one i like get ready ‘cause its gonna be all i talk about for a while!

[kytri]

hypotheticalwoman replied to your photo: Hey all, Crypts and Cantrips page 16 is up now!...

STOP WITH THE WORRY. THE COMIC IS AWESOME.

thanks I’m honestly actually really proud of the comic so far

it’s just, like, in a sense it sort of doesn’t matter how good it is? 

[goddamnshinyrock]

Dude I love how you draw Csethiro, you are practically the only artist I've ever seen who gives her the proper nose and chin. It's so refreshing to see!

aww thank you! I love her description so much, it’s so rare to see the ‘’’’’’love interest’’’’’’ of the male protag described in such a way as makes clear that she is not conventionally attractive. And tbh I just love drawing fun noses. noses are great, the stronger the better. 

[yoonsshadow]

Movie Tag

Challenge: you’re starring in a movie with the last person you saved to your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title.

[I was tagged by @oreomonsterhunter, thank you baby!]

POV - a new-age romance comedy

“It was a meant to be an innocent statement spoken to the night. When author Kim Namjoon takes his dog, Mono, to go stargazing, he wonders what it would be like to see the world through the eyes of his furry companion. However, the stars are always listening, and the next morning, he wakes up with white fur and a tail, while Mono stands above him as a six-foot-tall man.

Not only must Namjoon try and take care of his dog-turned-human, who has no idea how to function in his new body, but he must also try and avoid his neighbour [and crush], who is beginning to become suspicious of the changed behaviour.

Will he be able to reverse the spell before it’s too late? Or will he be forever cursed to see the world through the eyes of his dog?”

Tagging: @alilbihh​, @hypotheticalwoman​, and anyone else who wants to try this! [Also of course you don’t have to if you don’t want to.] xx

[noerixo]

I tried to search @kingrosn on twitter and couldn't find you! Do you have your name blocked for a quiet life?

I honestly have no idea how twitter works lol... but here you go https://twitter.com/kingrosn

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Turn My Back And Catch Me

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2VyuNtg

by HypotheticalWoman

When Keith is mourning his lost opportunities and lack of purpose at Shiro's wedding, Kolivan offers him an important job, uniquely suited to someone of his abilities - perhaps clouded by grief, Keith jumps at the chance to bear the next generation of Blades. Given his previous (terrible) sexual experience, he's amazed to find how cushy the job is - but with the abount of guilt he's carrying around, can he allow himself to enjoy it or is he going to need help? Can Lance be helped with the grief caused by Allura's death? What *is* an adequate number of rodeos, anyway?

A/N: This one is going to probably update slowly. Blades and Bees fans, this ate my brain while you were waiting for your update, I apologise, I'm getting to it. I got sick of all the Breeder fics that essentially turn Keith into a mindless sex toy with no opinion and OH YES WEREN'T WE SAVING A UNIVERSE *rolleyes* so in this one he gets his own harem of huge men fighting for his approval. Also Curtis did nothing wrong in this fic but James Griffin did so if you like Griff, steer clear.

Words: 8446, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Kolivan (Voltron), Thace (Voltron), Ulaz (Voltron), Antok (Voltron), Regris (Voltron), Krolia (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/The Blade of Marmora, Keith/Shiro (Voltron), Curtis/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: This is NOT a fix-it fic, Past Keith/Shiro (Voltron), the only thing I fixed is I brought the blades back, Breeding, Mpreg, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Pining Keith (Voltron), Grief/Mourning, Male Lactation, Group Sex, Past Abuse

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2VyuNtg

[hypotheticalwoman]

bardic-feline

@hypotheticalwoman​  let me know what you think of it!  :D Ace attorney is my JAM, and it's always exciting to see new people getting into it <3

I’m on day three of the Turnabout Samurai trial and I am having a ball. It’s so goofy and fun, I think these visual novel things might be My Thing, I liked Dream Daddy a lot too. Also I’ve always liked the Hurricane of Puns trope so that helps too.

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Words on a Stubborn Heart

read it on AO3 at http://bit.ly/2I4LRAO

by HypotheticalWoman

AND IT'S BACK! LIKE I PROMISED!

In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Keith is adamant he's not a soulmate, he's a free man. Lance is straight and already has a girlfriend - so when it turns out they're destined for each other, neither of them like the idea at all. Unfortunately? Destiny* hates when you disobey her and life gets worse and worse for them the more they try and avoid the inevitable. It doesn't stop them trying.

As for Shiro, he has resisted sealing the bond with his soulmate, but that guy's a dick who won't stop trying to own him. What's a sweet guy to do?

* Destiny is the author, here, obviously.

Words: 2704, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Zarkon (Voltron), Shay (Voltron), Rax (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Shiro/Zarkon (Voltron), Hunk/Pidge | Katie Holt, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Stalking, Abusive Relationships, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Band Fic, The Blade of Marmora - Freeform, no beta we doe like men, Angst and Feels, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

read it on AO3 at http://bit.ly/2I4LRAO

[ao3-feedshance]

When You Need A Hand

by HypotheticalWoman

He's been there for hours and due to Altean magic, you can even [i]feel[/i] how tight he is around your index finger, feel his body jerk when you curl your finger inside him- 'Captain Shirogane?' You come back to Earth with a bump and focus on Veronica. Oh, damn, that's Lance's [i]sister[/i]. 'Sorry, Veronica. You were saying?'

  Lance is in cuffs again, and Shiro's in meetings - this time, Lance has Shiro's flashy new hand to keep him company, and Shiro just wants to get the morning over with.

Words: 3763, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Iverson (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Veronica (Voltron)

Relationships: Lance/Shiro (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Light Dom/sub, Restraints, Handcuffs, Prosthesis, Ass to Mouth, Rimming, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Shiro's New Hand, Enthusiastic Consent, POV Second Person, because once a filthy homestuck always a filthy homestuck, Barebacking

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/15867975

[eledritch]

Hi, just letting you know that I have read Oh Captain, My Captain three times already this week because it's not only astonishingly well-written but it makes me happy to read it. Beware, I am coming for your writing technique, O skilled one. (Seriously though, I'm already a better writer for having read that, so thankyou for existing.)

!!! thank u....I am just a humble person who writes too many stories....writing technique Whomst (but I appreciate that omg)

in all honesty I just wanted to mess around with power dynamics and write sheith in a semi-new way~ it was very fun to do so