#hyperfixated on the stupidest shit

[toonfinatic]

The worst thing about my autism is that i sometimes get fixated on things that no one else cares about at all. I have my fair share of popular special interests but at times my brain is just like "alright what if you became really fixated on that old The Silver Brumby cartoon series you have watched 1 episode of" like wtf

[yawnderu]

honestly i would die for bimbo!reader to have some sort of Legally Blonde level of intelligence but for the stupidest, most useless shit. no, she can't remember which knob turns on which burner for the stove, but she can tell you the effects of different chemical compounds found in all her favorite skincare products and now they react to an individuals derma-layer. simon once caught her watching a screensaver on TV for 30 min because she thought it was "a reeeeally slow nature documentary /:", but she's fluent in Korean because she got super into Korean make up brands from her favorite influencers and wanted to be able to read the product ingredients/reviews/tutorials, it just never gets brought up otherwise and when someone asks in disbelief she's all "what, like it's hard?"

and simon is just sooooo so so proud of his smart pretty girl. who cares that she thought soap's parents legally named him after a dishwashing product. can mactavish tell him how to tell dupes from authentic handbags based on the inner stitching that can only be done on machines specially made by Italian companies? no? then shut the fuck up. tell us more about glitter lipgloss, beautiful.

Absolutely!! She may be dim-witted when it comes to certain things, but she's not exactly dumb at all. This girl could recite the laws of astrophysics and solve complex mathematical problems while being piss drunk.

Simon is still amazed by how complex his sweet girl is— he knows she isn't stupid, yet it never fails to surprise him how you start speaking to MacTavish in fluent Scottish Gaelic, only offering the explanation that you learnt it because a character on your favorite movie spoke it once, looking at him like he grew a second head when he sheepishly told you most scottish people don't speak Gaelic anymore.

Sure, you may have thought movies were real and used to avoid watching them because you thought the actors were actually getting killed and you didn't want to support that, yet a window of your house is full of math equations that gave him a headache just by looking at them.

I'd say Simon sees bimbo!reader as a box full of surprises, telling him about something new every single time you have a conversation. How did you get into studying astrophysics? You got the highest score in the university admission exam and saw a poster that was shiny and had cute stars and a pretty nebula!! How could you resist when everything about it called for you?

Mhm, the smell of gunpowder and blood that sticks to him no matter what is such an odd perfume, yet it surely has an interesting molecular makeup! Of course it does, pretty girl.

They complement each other so well because Simon has the street smarts she's lacking, and she has the book smarts Simon doesn't. She can be extremely ditzy, but who cares when she can tell him exactly which inks are recommended for his skin and which chemicals can rough up his face? He had to buy a brand-new eye black stick simply because you could tell the materials used on it by applying it on your hand with a frown.

I'd like to imagine her as someone with lots of odd interests, knowledge and hyperfixations in the dumbest things besides the universe. He has to keep up with you buying materials for making bracelets and keeping a room full of dinosaur plushies.

Bimbo!Reader Masterlist

[enden-k]

btw sry to the ppl who came for fanart and get blasted w all the oc stuff LMAOOO

its nothing new but i fell out of a few fandoms, gnshn mainly. due to all the ongoing drama w hoyogames caused by the fandom over the stupidest things (im not involved or get involved in any of that but it always happened i saw stuff here and there on my tl and its just wow), then all the stupid shit hyv pulled in the past months and get away with constantly, then how extremely time consuming and demanding and repetitive everything became etcetcetc i kinda have issues with playing their games. theres jsut no energy or interest left bc all this above is kinda outweighing anything that made me enjoy it before?

(i still adore a bunch of characters and might draw some again but i really am not sure if i will get into the game itself again. im just tired and nothing keeps me there anymore tbh)

zzz is enjoyable as its v chill on time and the team behind it is a new one so the game is sm more different it rlly doesnt feel like a hoyo game anymore. hsr is also ok tho i dont always keep track w it lately, sometimes i just get a bit bored of it when theres nothing interesting baiting me into finishing story stuff lol

whaaat i mean to say is thats kinda why im not rlly doing much fanart lately??? since there was no major thing that had my constant attention and kept me drawing 1000 things at a time lately. i jump from interest to interest rn when it comes to fandom stuff and draw whenever inspo strikes i guess

rn im going back to old fandoms again and rewatching/rereading/replaying all my most favorite things for some happiness. im currently hyperfixating real bad on my fav animanga once again so i might post some doodles of that or other shows i rlly enjoyed and rewatched, maybe even fate or FF stuff again

i rlly have to say since i stopped actively playing gnshn/spending so much time with keeping up with hoyogames and do all my stuff there every single day, i feel mentally SO MUCH better and suddenly have sm good time to use for other things (also ngl i feel like having to keep up daily w those type of games/playing sm gacha turned me really stupid and impatient over the years)

i even got back to draw OCs and create a new comic again after almost 6 YEARSSSSS of not working on my own stories. im feeling really happy rn, drawing stuff that is not gnshn/hyv related be it my OCs or other things i rlly enjoy like alnst etc (its prolly also another reason why im going back to old, favorite things rn bc i wanna create for everything that is dear to me and i didnt do before bc i didnt have my artblog back then yet)

anw sorry for rambling sm LMAO i guess you can consider this some kind of an update/explanation!! OC art and mixture of hyperfixations, favorite things and whatever im into atm, NOT a gnshn only artist

[crazylittlejester]

i hope this isn’t weird to say, but can i hear you yap about your fiancée? like the little things you love about them? (you don’t have to if neither of you are comfortable with it! ignore this ask if it makes you uncomfortable)

aldkfkdk dw it’s okay!

for starters, no other mother fucker would say shit like this to me and then ACTUALLY give me an explanation:

fr tho, she’s not just my fiancee she’s my best friend and i love her so so much. if no one’s got my back, i know she does, and i have hers. If i need to yap about something, I know she’ll listen and hype me up, and i absolutely do the same for her. She’s truly one of the kindest, most caring people I’ve ever met in my entire life, and I genuinely get very very sad when she goes out of state for college because i miss her 😭

I can text her about a problem or something I’m upset about and she’ll respond with “NTA, divorce” and it’s genuinely the FUNNIEST fucking thing

We have this thing that she’s not allowed to speak while I’m drinking something or have food in my mouth because she chooses the absolute worst moments to say the funniest things and having water come out your nose HURTS, and a few months ago we were getting coffee and she waited until I took a nice big sip before showing me the stupidest tiktok I’ve ever seen and everyone in the coffee shop had to watch me fight for my fucking life. And yes it is a bit annoying to choke and die every time i eat or drink around her, but I do genuinely love the way this mf looks at me like :3 before showing me a meme. istg she does it on purpose /j

every time we play bg3 together she fucking sits there and waits for me to think she wont do it, and then shoves my fucking character or hits them with a sword and then RUNS AWAY AND I CAN NEVER GET HER BACK BECAUSE SHES TOO FAST 😭

she’s also the one who OFFICIALLY got me into Zelda, so without her I probably wouldn’t have gotten into LU. I’d played the og LOZ before when I was 12, but when we were 18 the two of us when to target and she was like “hey man this seems like something you’d like” and had me play the BOTW demo and now I’m here. She gave me the final push and I’ve been yappin’ here ever since. And I think it’s funny that it was my constant yapping that was the final push for HER to get into HER current hyperfixation, bg3. we cursed each other /j

i also love that i’ll go check to see if she got home okay (because i have her location) or im just curious to see what she’s doing, and then I’ll find her in the middle of a fucking lake out of the goddamn country. It never fails to make me laugh 😭

but yeah she’s great, she’s awesome, she’s the funniest person alive, i love her, she’s my best friend, we’re gonna hang a framed photo of autism creature on our wall once we’re able to get an apartment. and there’s no one else who will continue to say “GO PISS GURL!!!” with me in 2024 🫶

[experiment14-12]

I'm just gonna go on a rant real quick, on

Why 2021 - 2024 are the Worst Years of my Life

TRIGGER WARNING: May contain references of violence, and illness. The reader's discretion is advised.

Ever since March 13th of 2020, about 4 years ago, the world has gone downhill because of the fear of death. The Coronavirus ruined everything. I'll give you my rundown.

In 2020, COVID kicked everyone's ass. The USA was quarantined for two weeks. Toilet paper was vanishing left and right. Everyone stayed home for what seemed like forever.

In 2021, Friday Night Funkin' became the hot new thing. I made two new blogs. I met @oogaboogaspookyman for the first time, and his actions will forever change how I see things, for the better. My boyfriend moved away to another state, so we had to part ways. My negligent sister (she was living with me, my brother and my mom at the time) whom I will call Jessica, has finally moved out of our house. Things were going great for the first 10 months, but then December 5th came. My mom was diagnosed with COVID. Now, WE had to stay home for 2 MORE weeks. My narcissistic sister (who only had 1 kid at the time) whom I will call Karen, stayed with us. Everyone was trapped in their rooms. I had my own, my brother had HIS own, my sister and her son shared one, my mom had her own, you know the drill. It was kind of cool, staying home for 2 weeks, finally having my own room after a decade of sharing one with at least one of my brothers. It felt like I could do anything without anyone looking. We were quarantined, so why not? Once the quarantine was lifted, it was already Christmastime, and we only had a week to shop. After the quarantine was lifted, I felt my first case of derealization. Words cannot describe how awful it felt. Everything was blurry, but... not blurry... at the same time. It felt like everything was shifting, but not moving. I remembered myself standing in my room, feeling really weirded out and scared that everything was losing its form. Then, it stopped. I couldn't sleep for the rest of the night.

In 2022, Sonic.EXE became popular again. I finally got a Meta Quest 2 VR headset. Karen officially moved in with us. That was her first mistake. She should've just stayed with my drunk-as-all-hell dad who lived next door. I was introduced to Ori and the Blind Forest. I loved it. It became my favorite game. Then, what clicked in my head, verified me as... a furry. That just made matters worse. People at school made fun of/bullied me for being an "EwW fUrRy WhY dOn't YoU cHoOsE a DiFfErEnT pAtH???" I became more violent as time went on. Why are people like this? Why do people call someone out for the stupidest reasons?

In 2023, I was invited to the dark side of the moon. New peeps in the world (and my house) so my two sisters, Karen, and another who I will call Georgia, had kids. Georgia and her boyfriend were driven out of their house by roaches, so they moved with us. Both of my sisters became greedy little shit stains. Now, we have 3 maggots running around the house. I suffered through my second case of derealization. This time, I'm sharing a room with my brother yet again. I hate it. But, I'm sure glad I have a Wii again. My hyperfixation is now Night in the Woods again. We went camping. It was fun. It was... fine...

Now, 2 months ago, my aunt, who I will call Dorothy, passed away due to an overdose. This rocked me to my core. Rest in peace, aunt Dorothy. The house, in shambles. My sanity, running low. Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 came out. I now have a new hyperfixation: the Smiling Critters. Things were not looking good.

It is now March 4th, 2024. I feel like absolute shit. I have too many assignments and projects to catch up on. My life is becoming more and more similar to Mae Borowski's.

I now know how @thelonelyfeline feels.

My life is starting to become the vibes of this song.

[alexjcrowley]

Hey I just want to know something: am I the stupidest person on the planet or the f1 fandom is built differently?

Everytime I go on a social media to look up f1 content I see cute/horny (let's be honest) edits and everybody calling the drivers pookie or making memes. And that's alright, I guess.

I most definitely know that a bunch of (mostly white) men in a very competitive male-dominated sport rooted more than many others in capitalism are probably going to have scandals around them. I am not that dumb. I also know that because probably none of them is scandal-free and people who get crushes/hyperfixation on them just learn to live with them, but I didn't think they just...ignored them? Swept them under the rug? Let me explain.

When I so much as stumble on a TikTok with a song by The 1975 or McCafferty- or hell even Lovejoy recently- I see comments flooding with "bUt DoN't YoU kNoW tHeY'rE pRoBlEmAtIC?". Same happened with content about cinema or books. And on Tumblr happens less but still happens. As soon as you mention something that has ties with sexism, racism, homophobia, etc. people will soon point it out to you. Maybe because they're some of those people with the obsession of only consuming "morally pure" content, maybe they genuinely want to inform you, maybe they fucking hate that song/book/movie and want to give YOU a reason to dislike it.

But can someone tell me if I'm fucking dumb and I managed to stumble in the wrong part of instagram/tumblr/TikTok or NOBODY fucking talks about the shit some drivers have done? Because I am stumbling on a LOT of shit done by drivers I really liked lately even though I have been interested in F1 for a while now. Not too long, but enough that I think I would have heard some stuff.

Like, if I spent like 6 months on the hashtag of Guy Who Drives, why am I now finding out that they said something really discriminatory? I am just confused, I simply thought it would have popped out sooner, but apparently it was buried under 500+ posts about their abs? Like what?

I get that anyway it's not like you can cancel a driver, no matter what shit they say they'll probably still going to be racing the next weekend, but why people don't talk about it? Was my socials' fault for showing me horny posts everytime I simply looked up the name of a guy or do people don't talk about this stuff in the f1 community because "what are you gonna do anyway"?

I am leaning towards the second option because there are a few things that happened while I was already watching f1 (not in order: Lando's comments about, Trump, Hornergate, most drivers saying Hornergate was just noise) and at first people were talking about it but then they just...stopped? Like, I don't know, personally the words of disenterest many drivers expressed about Hornergate made me change my opinion about them at least a little and people seemed so outraged at first but now...it's like it never happened. Everybody back thirsting on main for Ricciardo, Norris, etc.

Genuine question, is the general response of the f1 community to these behaviours "forgive and forget in time of the next gp"? Am I missing something? I don't think they should be crucified but why I have not seen more people talking about this stuff? The "serious sport bunch" seems to be uninterested in "gossip" or whatever happens outsid the tracks, the good old fashioned fandom is writing fanfiction/making edits/funny posts, who keeps tracks of this stuff?

I have never been interested in a sport before. In the artistic world (cinema, literature, etc.) some scandals can get you out of a job and a long lasting hatred from the community. In motorsports, because the success of a driver does not depend from his fans' engagement but can be "objectively proved" by results and victories, do people just...make peace with the fact that some athletes are pieces of shit?

I want to specify it one more time, I am NOT saying LET'S CANCEL ALL THE DRIVERS AND BOO THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE DONE SOMETHING QRONG AT SOME POINT, I am asking:

how do you deal when an athlete you cheer for does something really fucked up, and you know other athletes in the same field are no saints?

[ieatadoptmepets]

shamelessly abandoning and reviving my account every few months for the latest hyperfixation. y'all should know the drill by now :-)

I've watched diary of a wimpy kid way too many times this weekend and I'm so full of brainrot im making a quote book of my favorite lines (inspired by my friend's quote book mostly of the wild shit our choir director says <3)

starting with rodrick rules cause i can do whatever i want and ill probably divide it in 2 or 3 parts B)

"We know who you are, Holly Hills of 432 North Embry Lane" -Chirag

[Susan's weird dancing and Frank trying to sneak away]

[Fregley going to dance with Patty in the couple's skate and her running away terrified]

"GREG HEFFLEY. THIS IS YOUR MOTHER. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND YOUR FATHER IS GOING TO COME RESCUE YOU. I REPEAT, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY." -Susan

"Boy do I wish I could give him one of mine. I've looked into it and unfortunately it isn't legal." - Greg

Rodrick already feigning to be emotional in the stupidest way: "Can I just say-"

"Can it, Chunky Cheese!" -Rodrick

[The acid trip that is Greg's imagination of a family band and their freaky smiles]

Some of you might put me to shame for this but yes I am including every time Rodrick is shirtless in this series. There were many 'unnecessary' scenes where he was and you can't tell me they didn't know what they were doing when they had Devon Bostick take his shirt of twenty times

"i'M oNwY fWeEe" -Manny, only included because I hate him

"Little boy! We're a very rich couple with no children and so much love to share. Won't you come be part of our family?" "Finally, someone I can leave my billions to" -the rich couple Greg makes up that's unnecessarily so fucking funny

[schermit]

@churromancermasterofchurros @dyinggoosenoises

Thanks for introducing me to this!

Name: You can call me Justin!

Pronouns and gender: I'm a man! He/him is fine.

Sexuality: Honestly, not sure. At this point I'd probably say bisexual. Is that a dumb answer?

Country: US

Top 5 fandoms: Hard question. Probably:

I love the Arcane Ascension novels recently.

Avatar-TLA is an obvious choice!

The SCP Foundation has taken up hours of my time.

The TTRPG community.

I'm throwing in the tumblr wizards here because that shit jives with me for some reason

What is your Most forbidden snack:

Sometimes I smell the cat treats and I get the urge to shove fistfulls into my mouth.

Would you pet a bug: I have pet bugs before.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class:

I have like three eyebrow hairs that will seemingly grow infinitely long if I don't fucken handle them. Also I eat the tails of shrimp too.

What does the color blue taste like: The blue ICEE/Slurpees.

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen:

I love when the sunset hits the mountains and you can see rainclouds in the distance. It's one of my favorite vibes. Look at my blog's banner for reference.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done:

I locked my keys in the car like twice in one week once. I know there are stupider things but my brain must be repressing them now.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say:

I don't even know what to pick seeing as I worked in retail for most of my life. Probably any time a parent would let their kid try to pet the large birds at the pet store I worked at. Those things can amputate fingers.

Hyperfixation song: Currently it is Love's Not Enough by Lane and the Chain

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username:

Username is a portmanteau of a portion of my name and the word 'hermit.' My profile picture is of the plague doctor costume I made!

Dream career as a child: Veterinarian. Turns out you have to cut and stab things.

Dream career as an adult: Probably like successful Twitch Streamer or something. They make bank.

Thoughts on cilantro: I don't even know anymore. I thought I liked it but the last few times I ate it it tasted bitter. So yes I guess? Maybe I got a bad batch.

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why: Uh, not in real life but I was banned by the gamefaqs Pokemon Mystery Dungeon forum because I posted I was 12 like an idiot.

What is your cursed food combination:

I used to put mayo in a slice of bologna and roll it up like some sort of fucked up taquito.

Trans rights? Um, duh! Live your life, people. It has no bearing on mine. I wish I could give everyone struggling a hug. I have a few trans friends/relatives and seeing what they go through breaks my heart sometimes.

And instead of tagging people, if you follow me and you see this, feel free to reblog with your answers. I'd love to read them. :)

[vixymix101]

Why's it always the stupidest shit I get hyperfixated on--

[drag-me-kicking-and-screaming]

hey

this is a rant & discourse sideblog

If you want a link to my main, send in an ask and i'll dm you

i will rant about the following topics

-my frustrations with politics

-just like politics in general

-my desires to kill myself

-my self loathing and other minor problems

-my hyperfixations (not much though usually this will be on main)

-other things i'm too tired to name

some discourse i'll get involved in, and my stances:

-syscourse, very pro endo

-kincourse, not much though, pro-fictionkin

-radqueers, VERY against them. also if youre a MINOR!!! THAT PART IS VERY IMPORTANT THIS OFFER ONLY EXTENDS TO MINORS!!! who's in the rq community and wants to leave but doesn't know how you can like. reach out and we can be friends n stuff. like genuinely i'm ok with it

-might argue with bigots (specifically transphobes & terfs) from time to time as well

-if i think of more discourses i'll add them

also i'm anti proship but i wont get involved in any of that discourse because it's by far the stupidest fucking internet discourse out of all of them and as long as you aren't saying 'fiction doesnt affect reality' and KNOW that its an UNHEALTHY coping mechanism than i genuinely don't care what you do because i have the wonderful ability to close my eyes which most anti proship arguers seem to forget about

some info abt me is that I'm a minor, aroace, and use she/they/xe/it. I'm also nonhuman, an atheist and a questioning plural

For the sake of anonymity you can call me Axolotl, but I don't use that name on any other acc

Also I'm pro-endo, mspec lesbian/lesboy neutral, pro-selfdiagnosis, anti-rq/transid (excluding transgenders and transspecies obviously, since apparently people consider those transids???) and anti-proship, so if you're anti-endo/anti-selfdiag/proship then DNI or don't idgaf

i also ask that harry potter fans or dsmp fans dni unless i interact first. or do interact idgaf

anything else will be on my main blog

Common TWs will be

-Self harm

-suicide

-gore

-graphic depictions of gore

-graphic depictions of suicide, self harm, and/or wanting to do those in intricate detail

-politics

-ableism

-there may be other isms from time to time

I also talk a lot about feminism, I'm anti-terf though and argue with terfs from time to time

Don't call me immature, don't tell me to "leave it be", I made this blog for the whole purpose of NOT doing that so I will NOT be the bigger person, and I WILL waste my energy. petty internet dramas fuel me actually it's like sunlight to plants i photosynthesize off them

my tag is "#drag me kicking and screaming" and YES i know it's flooded with random shit there isn't much i can do

Click below to help a Palestinian family in need. It's free and only takes a few seconds <3

bye

[melis-writes]

Omfg Lily plagiarized your work 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Unfortunately, yeah. That was a whole thing. I was perhaps less than 15 chapters in writing Moth to Flame when it happened. Please don't harass/send that blog any hate in any way, shape or form; I don't condone that or want it. I don't even know if they're active nor do I honestly care about that, but I have to admit, it's pretty fucking disgusting to have people "like" your fics and writing and then plagiarize your work. There's a difference between being inspired by someone's work and then stealing almost everything from it and calling it your own.

The Godfather fandom in late 2021 was a real treat. It's insane to believe I got anon hate/death threats for writing a Michael Corleone x Reader fic lmao. I never had a "monopoly" on Michael fics but I guess the overwhelming popularity of Moth to Flame and attention my blog was getting sparked some insecurities because what else could that be...? 😐 All I wanted to do was interact with people in the fandom after having not been in one since 2014 and share my writing but instead I walked into a cesspool of toxicity and jealousy. That's all I can call it because I don't know wtf these people were on. Still to this day, the same people who sent me anon hate and made me feel unwanted in the fandom make secondary blogs just to follow me and secretly read/interact my fics as if I don't know. 💀💀 Sorry not sorry, but the bullying and harassment in fandoms over the stupidest fucking shit/random opinions and fics is pathetic, disgusting, and needs to stop.

I also never claimed to be "The Godfather authority" or some special shit either, I'm just overanalyzing my hyperfixation and constantly posting about it. 😂 Nowadays I see lots of new people joining our small fandom and just want them to have fun and feel welcomed instead of discovering drama over a 50+ year old film. 🥰 I have a love/hate relationship with The Godfather fandom because I've seen it's nasty side and the people who associated with it that reveled and had fun in spam sending vile, nasty shit to blogs (two of my mutuals deactivated due to this bullying, several others just outright left the fandom).

I literally got a message saying if I kept writing Moth to Flame that it would polarize the fandom, that by accepting/entertaining compliments over my fics/writing I was discreding other writers, and that I would cause people to leave and stop reading other people's fics. 💀 Never saw that much delusion in a fandom before jfc. I've almost been writing fics for three years in The Godfather fandom now and I promise you neither me nor my fics are going anywhere. 🤭❤️ No matter what fandom I write for, I'm here for good so anyone who doesn't like my fics/work can kindly continue scrolling away/don't interact with me or just sit and cry about it because I'm gonna keep writing lol. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[kate-les-bridge-stewart]

Once again I am rotting my brain so heres an au I made up that is very oddly specific and completely self indulgent

I have some smvtty hcs about this au but I'll put those in a different post :3

Warning for brief mentions of vaping and marijuana use

It's a human au that centers around a ship of 12 and dhawan!master

For the sake of simplicity and the au, 12s human name is Basil and the master will be named O

Basil is basically the same 12 we know and love but he's so fucking gay. Like, so fuckin gay. He's 59 years old and mainly uses he/they pronouns but he doesnt really care what you call him.

O is 39 years old and hes an intersex trans man who uses he/they pronouns. Hes very feisty, eccentric, just very feral chaotic neutral

Basil is autistic but he's pretty outgoing despite not being very socially aware sometimes.

O has ADHD and some ASD traits. Some of his hyperfixations are with indian/southeast asian mythology and history, MLM/gay culture, marine biology and birds

Some of basil's special interests are the history of rock/jazz/blues, music history and culture in general, all metal genres, all kinds of guitar, the Doom games (mainly the classics), balisong flipping and knives in general

They do share some special interests as well, mainly music history, gay culture, and general history/mythology

13 and yaz are in this too. Human 13 uses the name Jordan, uses any pronouns, and is 40 years old. Shes a tattoo artist and has ADHD and tourettes.

Yaz is 36 years old, uses she/her, and does singing and voice acting for a living.

Bill is an old friend of Basil and O, she actually kinda got them together originally. Shes not much different from canon Bill, she still calls Basil grandad and likes talking about music and queer culture with him.

Bill and yaz are the closest best friends. They actually used to date but they just decided they felt better as besties.

Clara is also an old friend of Basil. Shes 34, uses she/her, and is a super chill tumblr vet who's an absolute womanizer. Shes like the futch lesbian friend who vapes, smokes weed on the weekends, only ever wears baggy hoodies, and can make any lesbian within a 10 mile radius flock to her like the sapphic pied piper. She's also in a casual and open relationship with bill

O and Jordan (human!13) have always been like frenemies. Like they platonically love each other but they also love bickering and arguing over the stupidest shit

I will likely add more to this au soon :3

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

I already knew this but after constantly having to explain the plot of Dracula to my mother who's reading it (and she needs literally every plot point to hold up under a court of law to move forward, so you can imagine the kind of stress she's under) I just gotta say. Of all the pieces of fiction that have become hyperfixations of mine Dracula is by far and away the one with the stupidest plot like Bram Stoker did not give two shits about writing a coherent plot that man is a Contrivance king. Wolves through the windows, surprise terriers, inconsistent feeding habits, Lucy and Dracula apparently just both moving to Purfleet at the same time by accident... Like he just Does What He Wants. With Stoker Characters and atmospheric writings are at a 9/10 with him and plot is maybe a charitable 3/10.

I don't care about the implausibility of his plot bc like. Whatever, I'll suspend my disbelief. The selective character stupidity to drive forward the plot does kill me though.

[doglusional]

if i get a hostel hyperfixation. theres only three movies ill end up knowing the stupidest nichest shit about it

[trenchcoatsbi]

LITTERALLY 'BOUT THE RANTING TO FRIENDA THING!!!

Like thrusday night I had a sleepover with a friend and called a character a bitch outloud for the first time and went on SEVERAL rants about the stupidest drdt stuff.

And then on friday night I had another sleepover with two friends (one was the same as thuesday (dont ask the firest one was a heat of the moment decision)) and starting crying into the beanbag chair about my favorite disaster bisexuals to the first friend, and then the second just walked in mid rant and looked in confusion

They may not share 90% of my interests but damnit they're my only two friends and they know it so we do shit like this a lot lol - Voidling Not!Anon

yeah... it's very funny cause I hate writing analysis but at the same time if I don't explain my theories of what's going on as I go through my hyperfix at the moment I will explode. so alas I fist fight my brain into making comprehensible sentences for my blorbos.

honestly o7 to all my friends who vc with me regularly. so sorry i exclusively speak in references and also constantly talk for several hours straight about things you know nothing about.

[garmofthedoom]

Imma respond to this for fun and so anyone who wants to can get to know me a bit better.

Name? Cade

Pronouns and gender? They/them, Non Binary

Sexuality? Bisexual

Country? USA

Top 5 fandoms? BCNR, TF2, Fallout New Vegas, Radiohead, Clone Hero

What is your Most forbidden snack? You who reads this :33, either that or I guess like Nitroglycerine

Would you pet a bug? If its friendly enough and not twitchy or jumpy

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. When I was a baby I was easily upset and the only thing that would calm me down was if my parents drove me in a car (usually at midnight) and played the song 'Bad Day' which is GOD AWFUL btw.

What does the color blue taste like? Blue Raspberry Icee duh

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? On a drive home once I saw the sky and clouds combine to form this green color and in the grass I saw what looked like a lone silhouette, that image sticks with me to this day.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? The real stupidest thing I have done is quite personal so for this one I will say that once mistook a scorpion for a ladybug and got stung twice.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? I once met someone who tried to argue that child labor wasn't unethical.

Hyperfixation song? Currently it is Viðrar vel til loftárása by Sigur Ros

username? My pfp and username each have the same reason for their existence. When I was a child for my 2nd pet fish I named it 'GarmoftheDOOM' and my parents thought it was so funny that they made it my username for all my future gamertags and usernames they made. So I made it my username and a red betta fish my pfp.

Dream career as a child? CIS investigator, nowdays I would never be a cop.

Dream career as an adult? The "dream" would be like twitch streamer but being realistic it would probably be Music journalist/critic.

Thoughts on cilantro? Cilantro is amazing and those who say otherwise are cowards.

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? No I don't think so.

What is your cursed food combination? Literally anything (including chips) with buffalo sauce.

Trans rights? Obviously.

In regards to tagging idk many friends on tumblr so if @totsapotsa

ever gets a proper tumblr pfp and banner and shit then feel free to respond silly <333

“I just came from r/196” ask game

Saw another post. I think I should invite y'all to one of our longstanding traditions. Answer the questions then tag 10 (or more) people. I'll go first.

Name? Frankie

Pronouns and gender? he/they/it, transmasc

Sexuality? Lesbian

Country? USA

Top 5 fandoms? Bungou Stray Dogs, Cosmere, All for the Game, Fundiesnark (not a series but I'm too deep in it to not consider it a fandom), .....the tornado fandom? (they're my special interest)

What is your Most forbidden snack? The preserved bones at the Atlanta Bodies Exhibition. They looked so crunchy...

Would you pet a bug? If it's big enough, it is pettable.

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. I like to drive around rural areas and photograph old, sometimes abandoned locations in the dead of night. I have been literally chased out of towns by foot and by car on two separate occasions. The second time this happened, "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus came up on shuffle and that's the soundtrack my friend and I tore out of town to. Also every "guy" I've dated except for my most recent ex (who has big egg energy) is a lesbian now.

What does the color blue taste like? Creme brulee

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? The appalachian mountains of Tennessee in the middle of summer. There's kudzu everywhere. On the backroads, there were several old, dilapidated Baptist churches barely hanging to the side of the mountain. I wonder how many of them were still in use.

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Short version: my friend's house almost got broken into by this dude who'd been stalking us for months while we were home alone. Instead of calling the cops, we decided to confront him with a bow and arrow (me), a hatchet, and a baseball bat (him). The plan was that if it went badly, we would simply throw his corpse into one of the many lakes in the neighborhood and let the alligators eat his remains (this was Florida). Why? Because we were afraid of having our home-alone privileges revoked. Luckily for us all, the guy fucked off and we never saw him again.

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? My ex thought that Jackalopes were real. Also, a nurse I was doing rotations with apparently thought that "Witness Protection" was for Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hyperfixation song? Young Enough + Bleach by Charly Bliss

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? Profile pic; I'm transmasc and I'm currently obsessed with TriStamp. Username; It was my fake internet name when I was like 13. I won't change it because I want my mutuals to recognize me, and because I do have a viral post associated with this name.

Dream career as a child? Doctor (funnily enough I'm now in nursing school)

Dream career as an adult? Professional Jester. Not a comedian. I just want to be some weird little guy who dresses silly and you can hire me to roast your boss at work parties.

Thoughts on cilantro? Delicious

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? I honestly can't remember? Probably... but in recent memory I've mainly banned people from places.

What is your cursed food combination? Pineapple on a hotdog with grilled onions. It Slaps.

Trans rights? TRANS RIGHTS

Tagging: @rocket-mankoi @mostlymarco @atleast8courics @jazzlike39 @gemsweater72 @limbobilbo @ameliaaltare @redcrane112 @theoneofwhomisblue @twinkenjoyer @theultimatecarp and anyone else who wants to jump on