#hyperbole but still
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Even if we don't get Dorian back in the main campaign, I at least need an EXU one shot centered on his storyline because I NEED to see the Silken Squall before the end of C3 or I will die
#Hyperbole but STILL#I want to see a floating migrating civilization in modern exandria! I want to meet their parents!#Dorian storm
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Carti’s part on earfquake is so beautiful it makes me tear up every time i hear it
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hey pip bestie radfems suck and i think you're pretty cool and i'm glad we're mutuals <33
also a radfem told me to go and join a convent once which i found kind of funny and i thought maybe you might too 'cause theyre so fucking fustrating sometimes you just have to laugh
RADFEMS DO INDEED SUCK!! and i'm so glad we're mutuals too fr <333
LMAO THAT'S HILARIOUS. they think they're so radical but in reality they're just saying the same shit as henry viii
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i don't wanna see ghetsis' ugly face in my life ever again
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american taxes filing is it's own special type of horror
sisyphus would prefer his boulder
Hannibal (2013-2015) Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest#and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police'#even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level#it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists#like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online#this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed
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Look. I understand the environmental devastation it would cause. I understand that every species is important in its ecosystem. I get that.
But every single mosquito should die.
#hyperbole but still#my legs are burnt and bitten and its killing me#i dont want to me a goddamn snack for those fuckers
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again, not a original thought, cause i dont have those, but tournament polls on this site are so ridiculous cause the same few characters are nominated for every single tournament regardless of how well thet fit the theme. anyways unrelated but congrats to adora from she ra for winning the best character who wears glasses tournament
#hyperbole but still#and this isnt a knock on adora from she ra btw. my best friend riley is adora from she ra. b utyou have to admit.#some of these are getting silly
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Adventures in Duolingo
#not duolingo telling the greatest gay love story of all time#hyperbole but still#very sweet#translation#the song played in the restaurant on their first date thirty years ago#quite a bit of queer rep on duolingo acutally#which is awesome#duolingo#queer#lgbtq+
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If I had a dollar for every time my mum was ableist towards people with ME/CFS, I’d have enough for a brand new rollator.
#hyperbole but still#today’s comment was ‘you should get ME like x so you can act entitled too’#once again I am screwed if I have it#nagichi talks
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Back then, I saw him as a friend. I don't know when it started. But after thinking about it, I've realized Fang has been the only one in my heart all along. When I walked, whatever I did, and wherever I went to, I thought of him. When I ordered pizza, I wanted him as my pizza topping.
Aou Thanaboon as TAN and Boom Tharatorn as KHAOFANG WE ARE (2024)
— for @srnileforme [4/4] ✩ ✩ ✩
#aou thanaboon#boom tharatorn#aouboom#tanfang#we are#we are the series#we are series#lana.gifs#lana.edits#weare.gifs#SOOOOO finally the last one shbchsdbs it took me almost 3 months wow#now everyone knows what i mean when i say that i am slow af. it's not a joke nor an hyperbole#less satisfied with this than with the qtoey one since the content didn't allow me to build the story as smoothly#and color continuity wasn't always possible. hopefully it still flows decently enough#usersasa#userrlaura#userrelisa#tuseralexa#userbon#userlinnea#rinblr#esmetracks#vishingwell#usermambo
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i cant lie the concept of "taylor and travis have spent so little time together while dating that he doesnt know taylors friend group well enough to invite them to his surprise party for her" is kind of darkly funny
#barry.txt#taylor swift#theyre still deep in a honeymoon phase you can tell#both of them working around the clock at the same time has really maintained that bubble#im sure her friends were there im being hyperbolic but its WEIRD#that rhey arent in any photos and havent really posted about it#didnt zoe literally plan and organize her bday last year#blake isnt even there
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older designs for my specialest guy
#you actually could pay me to watch boruto the payment is reviving any of madara-obito-itachi in a cheap fan service moment. itd work on me 👍#neji hyuga#hyuga neji#art#fanart#naruto#2024#i think konoha would love to project the will of fire shit onto neji after what he did. ya know. trying to give your life 'for the village'#in that way hed probs have a lot of respect from others but respect has never been enough when your life still isnt yours 😛#the pessimism would likely take a bit to return to him but it Would return hes just like. less interpersonally volatile#the realization you had two whole very public meltdowns and no one that matters cared will do that to you#anywayfor the happy ending one. i think while neji is always going to be a little bit bitchy hes bound to soften up a lot when he's not#under constant stress and has to micromanage his every thought#i like to think that if he were allowed to hed grow into a very outwardly warm person. sunflower :)#and my general opinions of neji and boruto are:#1. yes it is a blessing to not be made to be straight married#2. however consider: what if i wanted to see neji be a dad. i dont care for romantic njten but i do not hate it. it would be acceptable#when i think abt this guy in boruto hes chronically single but still.talking about what CANON could be. it would be acceptable#3. yes hiashi shouldve gotten his ass killed in the war but i would be lying if i said the awful family reunions#are not fun as a concept#are they fun on purpose? no#but the rule is: A situation can suck if it sucks on purpose#and 4. i know about the time travel episode i have mixed feelings on it.#anyway no hate if you like boruto i like being hyperbolic for fun but its just anime. the kids seem cute#but if any other hyuga-brained person ever wants to get unimaginably angry you should also watch the hiashi birthday episode of boruto#thats my special recommendation from me to you
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too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
#lewis is unarguably more famous than nico. like i feel like this a fact. and yet every other day nico is in the press saying some crazy shit#about lewis. if i was famous i woulda shut that shit down soo long ago. my ex-bf is in the press talkin bout me constantly??? that feels#like such bad pr and yet!!! lewis has not done anything. why? cause he likes it!!! cause they've never moved on from the 1st moment they#broke each other's hearts. like this is genuinely insane.#im always so nervous to post my thoughts on brocedes cause so many of you were here b4 me and have a better understanding on them#and like being a wrong is like a death sentence to me but still please tell me if i got them completely wrong#i have a lot of thoughts on lewis and his reluctance to talk about nico... most of them being that one quote from emma#if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more#ok obligatory disclaimer: a lot of this is hyperbole. i don't think that they're asking lewis that ? every other month#but there are like at least 5 interviews where he talks about karting like they're his most precious memories#so make of that what you will#and obv i don't know these people but as someone who's brain chemistry has been permanently changed by them#i think i'm allowed to not only project onto them but also make stupid little posts analyzing them#anyway yeah#f1#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes
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It really is insane to think about how foundational the original Mobile Suit Gundam is to gay literature.
#I don’t mean that in a hyperbolic or fandom way#I mean that in a “Yaoi and Yuri would not exist in their modern forms without this show” way#Gundam is literally one of Utena’s core inspirations#Char/Garma was the Japanese equivalent to Spock/Kirk#Char and Amuro’s bisexual tension literature inspired whole gay mecha pornos#There’s probably tons I don’t know about but STILL#mobile suit gundam#Gundam#gundam 0079
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The guy I'm seeing is one of those very busy and social people with a packed calendar which actually works great for me because I can get lavished with affection a few times a month without giving up my favored pastime: being a weird hermit
#I mean I'm being hyperbolic I still do plenty of stuff in my life but I do also value my solitude#oh oh also he texted saying he got me an Xmas present 🥰 yaaay
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