#hw2 spoilers / kinda /

[viarayy01-blog]

wild joker

[kenyleft]

Honestly the glam endos are kinda funny because technically aren’t they basically kids? Like hand unit literally refers to the endos as young and glamrock Freddy refers to the playpin as the place he must've been born. So like if any of the glamrocks decided they wanted kids, their child wouldn't be a small animal like robot, it would be this.

[ihearnocomplaints]

Yeah he’s an asshole.

but what if he felt bad?

[chipistrate]

Still trying to figure out why Vanessa said she "made it herself" while holding the Vanny mask in Help Wanted

Her outfit was obviously based on the mask, but it's a technician mask- not something she made herself, or even something she should've had- so why was it there and connected to her being Glitchtrapped??

With how heavily it was connected to Vanny and her being glitchtrapped, people fairly assumed she'd made it herself- but since that's not the case anymore, what the hell is the connection here

[fazfacts]

THINGS I HAVE SAID WHILE PLAYING HW2

a compilation of quotes from myself & my friends have said as i played fnaf hw2 for the first time. also some motions + gestures i keep doing in-game. feel free to change as needed!

QUOTES:

❝ I finally feel like I have a dad... ❞

❝ I am TRYING to hit a baby. ❞

❝ Y'all are like real customers. You're never fucking satisfied. ❞

❝ I swear to God I got [their] order right! ❞

❝ I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED YOUR MAKE-UP. ❞

❝ What do you WANT from me?? ❞

❝ OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY. ❞

❝ I thought their name was pronounced "[___]" until somebody called them "[___]." I'm still confused. ❞

❝ You go, queen. Get that pizza!!! ❞

❝ DON'T HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM, THAT MAKES ME SAD! ❞

❝ Look at this! This is so pretty! ❞

❝ I can see the lobby from here! ❞

❝ I SEE YOU, BITCH. ❞

❝ [THEIR] EYES ARE GORGEOUS... ❞

❝ I'M IN LOVE. ❞

❝ Do you want a widdle kissy for your boo-boos? ❞

❝ OH GOD, STOP SCREAMING. ❞

❝ SHHHHHH. Shhhhhhh. ❞

❝ Do you know how hard it is to focus for that long? ❞

❝ Are you proud of me, [father]? ❞

❝ What am I gonna do? My [dad] still doesn't believe in me! ❞

❝ YAAAAY! ❞

❝ WAS THAT A TRANSFORMERS REFERENCE? IN GOD'S YEAR OF 2023? ❞

❝ OH MY GOD, IT'S VOLTRON. ❞

❝ Ew. ❞

❝ Why is there MOLD on everything??? ❞

❝ I, like science, am a liar sometimes. ❞

❝ Why'd you do that? ❞

❝ I wanted to hear [them] gaslight gatekeep girlboss me... ❞

❝ Don't do that!!! ❞

❝ Oh God, WHY are they doing that??? ❞

❝ STOP STANDING SO CLOSE TO ME. ❞

❝ I wish I could give you a thumbs-up. ❞

❝ My [dad] is disappointed in me...just like in real life. ❞

❝ Can I high-five you? ❞

❝ My chakra is clouded and unfocused...yeah, that tracks.❞

❝ I like that those aren't even tarot cards. ❞

❝ OH MY GOD! THAT'S MY GORL! ❞

❝ I don't know what reality is anymore... ❞

❝ Look! I found lore! ❞

❝ This takes, like, two seconds. ❞

❝ Wanna see a secret? ❞

❝ Haha, don't say that ever again. ❞

❝ It's gettin' hot in here, so take off both your arms... ❞

❝ GO AWAY, I'M FIXING SHIT. ❞

❝ I hate [___]...but I love the way they move. ❞

❝ I'm so sorry, [___]. I have the memory of a goldfish. ❞

❝ YEEHAW! ❞

❝ I'M WORKIN' HERE. ❞

❝ I know you can't tell, but I'm fingergunning you. ❞

❝ Please don't "Bite of '87" me this time. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm playing a worse version of Wii Sports. ❞

❝ CRUSH THEM CRUSH THEM CRUSH THEM! ❞

❝ I swear I'm better at [___] in real life. ❞

❝ Oh yeah! I have TWO hands! ❞

❝ If only I could use my left hand... ❞

❝ I think my blind, aimless shooting just saved my life. ❞

❝ I suddenly feel like I have reflexes. ❞

❝ Is lime sour?? ❞

(singing) ❝ My parents don't love me... ❞

❝ No, THAT song goes like "ba bum bum-bum da-nah." ❞

❝ Oh. I guess they are the same song. ❞

❝ You eat GARBAGE. You have no right to be this picky. ❞

❝ They don't like my art... ❞

❝ NOOOO! WHAT'D YOU DO TO [THEM]!? ❞

ACTIONS:

send a corresponding number; reverse muses by adding something like "+ reverse." get funky with it.

for my muse to stare at their hands, existential crisis-style, in front of yours.

for my muse to recklessly shoot a firearm.

for my muse to ferociously shove a toy in their mouth.

for my muse to do a little dance.

for my muse to furiously wave "hi!" at yours.

for my muse to gently pet your muse's head.

[curseofbreadbear]

HM. INTERESTING.

[reluctanttrabbit]

scratches my head. i really hope theres more endings coming bc that was really anticlimatic

[puhpandas]

i love dawko but hearing him talk about the cassies dad protag theory is so annoying like dawko i support that you like it but the idea that CASSIES DAD killed the final remnants of glitchtrap and got trapped in princess quest and has a bonnie mask with purple glitches on it if you unlokc the secret and is the one to OFFER VANNY CLOSURE is like BRO WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED WHY WOULD YOU BE SO IMPORTANT!!

[krispenelopebacon]

A king on a quest

[twipsai]

isnt it awesome how every fnaf ending just makes me go "well that kinda blows" and then i move on with my life

[scribbyizhere]

[cringefailmike]

just saw clips from the roxy makeover minigame and almost started bawling i love her. i would do anything for her. i would kill and die for her

[restinsodaroni]

HELLO, SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTISTS, have you heard Sun's voice lines in hw2? He's so sassy, I love it😭

Awww thank you so much!! 🥹✨ I appreciate that so much! 🫶

‼️Help Wanted 2 Spoilers below!! if you haven't played or watched gameplay scroll away!!‼️

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Oh yeah I saw his antics lol 🤣 I couldn't stop laughing from surprise watching his mini game ( I had to watch YouTubers play it because I don't have a VR headset 😮‍💨) I knew he was gonna be sassy with the players but not that much! 😆 I'm glad we got to see more of his personality lol. Very strict when it comes to arts and crafts apparently (and being under a time crunch) also he acts like a stern Movie director hahaha, that's wild and I love it!

I kinda wish I made my Sun more sassy, I mean he has some but not enough haha. I also see Moon has not learned to not stare directly at the light smh.

And I can't believe he does this when you get the project right!

Like probably that's Fazbear Entertainment's programming since he says the craft is their property but seeing Sun shred the project took me out!! 🤣

[chipistrate]

If Vanny becomes a reoccurring villain/threat after HW2 then I really hope they do some model adjustments

I love her but I can't take her lightbulb shaped head seriously I'm so sorry

[indigocloverr]

HW2 Spoilers ! (kinda, still beware!)

soooo i beat the secret/true/whatever ending to the game

and as per usual i had to harass moon

this was one of the weirdest angles for me-

this is just cool lookin

pov: you’re kissing moondrop and you make the mistake of opening your eyes

i saw an opportunity and i took it

my humor is broken

[curseofbreadbear]

considering an au where cassie is the hw2 protagonist...