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so tired of tudor dramas where there are no women… and even when there are women… there aren’t…ykwim?
#im occasionally on the cusp of rewatching the tudors and then im just like… naur#it’s very annoying that we see men ‘networking’ and not women even tho we know that they were#like the ladies of each queen being basically decorative . it is annoying to me that henry has friends#more or less#we never see his sister interact with other women in a substantial way#we never see anne and mary boleyn with their mother#that he has these long talks with and his wives… well. don’t . you only get the shape of that (even Margaret pole and coa seemed like …#idk. affectionate but weirdly distant )#we only really see mary interact substantially with Chapuys#and pretty much surface-level with other women#and wolf hall/TmATL it’s the same thing . it feels like women are there only when the story cannot AVOID mentioning them.#and those are the two longest series about the Tudors . and one is prestige and one is not but it’s where you have the most ~material ~#some of these tags are out of order . im typing on my phone#you can all . sort them out if you made it this far lol#i just need to reread my fav Tudor books instead … I think ….#there are like . three-five novels i reread in rotation#also honestly I’ll say it : I think that dearth explains PGreg’s popularity#the way she writes women is um… horrible#but they are very prominent . they’re the main characters#in a way they’re just not in other Tudor stuff#(& also in wolf hall/TmATL they are only there in relation to crom…#how is this in any way a substantial improvement#from the precedent of that series which is all the women#only as they are in relation to hviii?#like all that was ‘subverted’ was picking a different man to centre the story#where all the women are just satelliting him)
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#1440p is CRAZY#i love crying. anyways#i have thoughts...as im rewatching this.....#i like the delivery but you have to wonder about the line of god is punishing us....for what we've done#like mmm we need to unravel that more#and im sad forever bcus possibly they did but there were so many deleted scenes and we can't watch them#bcus unspooling that is like...well what does that mean tho lol#executions related to the oath of supremacy ? bcus henry never expresses regret for those#it is often a thread in fiction#it's in the tudors. that he orders more's execution but has mixed emotions about it and decides that anne is to blame#but when you look at the contemporary evidence that's really a stretch#yk. attending a play celebrating it. walking on foot MILES to see it.#he doesn't even seem to have anything you could circumstantially attribute to regret. no moves of generosity towards more's kin#like he does with the men he orders the deaths of in 1536...#like henry norris' heir hviii 'restored in blood'. which i always thought was. hmmm#obviously he eventually came to believe their marriage was cursed#so that could be the 'what we've done'#but like...idk...the vibe i got from the line was almost more like he was suggesting...for abandoning catherine?#and their treatment of her memory esp since in this series anne wears yellow and he doesn't#which is so...tiresome to me lol#ik ppl want it to be true#but there's nothing (contemporary; again) to suggest he regretted his treatment of catherine. ever#he never reversed his belief that he was never married to coa .#despite eventually coming to believe the same of his with AB
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in TSP margaret pole seems very close with thomas more. it is true ?
Hello! I'm tagging @elizabethan-memes who knows way more about Thomas More than I do. And if anyone who's read about Margaret Pole (@edmundtudor) also wants to weigh in, please feel free! x
#as a rule please assume i don't know much abt hviii's reign#it's not what i usually read about#ask#anon#margaret pole countess of salisbury
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tbh i don't find the "katherine howard was a useless child with no autonomy played like a cheap kazoo by her uncle and the king" narrative any more useful than "katherine howard was a nasty little slut who was so mean to poor little henry viii and deserved everything she got"... mind you, katherine howard was a young woman manipulated by her family to benefit the howards' position in court, but it is possible to understand katherine howard as both a victim of a vindictive and cruel king and an uncaring family and at the same time a young adult with the capacity to make choices of her own. which she did! she was sixteen at the absolute youngest (and twenty-one at the absolute oldest, but realistically probably somewhere in the middle), which, while not necessarily making her an adult, certainly made her more than a helpless little girl who didn't have a clue what she was doing. i think it's important to challenge the commonly-held and obviously incredibly cruel assumption that she was just some stupid slut who had it coming, but i worry that some portrayals of her go too far in the opposite direction. it is essential to analyse historical figures as the living, breathing, feeling people that they were, and avoid making caricatures of them as much as possible; and if you ask me, both these different images of katherine howard fail to truly reckon with her character
#idk it's like#people either want her to be like how they picture anne boleyn#a woman in her 20s/30s#or a young elizabeth i#a thirteen y/o who obviously would not be capable of the same maturity as an adult#(both of which lend themselves to different types of incredibly misogynistic slut-shaming & victim-blaming)#but like. kh was a young adult. that's not the same as either of those things#idk if i'm explaining myself well#i just have a lot of thoughts about hviii's wives (for lack of a better coherent term)#and how the general public/some historians perceive them
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#'piggy eyes' is not original or creative in the slightest#cliches always make writing worse not better
I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".
#they always think they're sooooo slick when they do 'porcine'..........#that's just piggy with a hat on .#stop it *sprays with water*#it's always either live or dead animals in tudor fiction...#'sausage like fingers' stopppppppp#also historians are not exempt#leanda de lisle recently described hviii as a 'hippopotamus in scarlet hose' re: that one psalter drawing of him and i was like...really
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People focus way too much on whether Katherine of Aragon and Arthur consummated the marriage, on whether she lied or not. The dispensation for HVIII and KoA’s marriage covered both possibilities, and it was neither the first nor the last marriage of this kind (Manuel I of Portugal married two sisters and their niece, Sigismund II of Poland married two sisters as well), Henry himself wanted to divorce his wife to marry the sister of his mistress and asked for a dispensation that would cover it.
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I just now realized the parallels between Sansa and Mihrimah in Crown of Ashes… in fact I wonder in this AU, if the ASOIAF/GOT series still exists (it was based on the war of the roses so it might still exist), if Sansa is inspired by Mihrimah in some ways.
Oooh. Okay so I have never watched/read etc but I have read some fic so my opinions come from that but Ooooh. Mihrimah could absolutely have some Sansa parallels (though her golden prince actually is a golden prince which the AU of good!Joffrey is something I’m sure someone has done…) in Crown of Ashes world. (Actually Tommy also has some Sansa vibes in this verse…)
(I don’t have the knowledge to make the OT3 verse of ASOIAF/GOT - I do think it exists though! Possibly a very different lens because I think there’s a HVIII analogue targ king @eidetictelekinetic ??? That just would not be a thing)
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Edward the Confessor is regarded as the patron saint of difficult marriages. 🥺
“The 20th day of March was taken up to Westminster again with a hundred knights King Edward the Confessor, in the same place where his shrine was, and it shall be set up again as fast as my lord abbott can have it done, for it was a godly sight to have seen it, how reverently he was carried from the place that he was taken up, where he was laid when that abbey was spoiled and robbed; and so he was carried, and goodly singing has been seen, and mass song.”
— Diary of Henry Machyn, 20th March 1557
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caved and rewatched a few eps (sort of only pieces tho) of tudors (and BSR, drama scenes only… #ilovetohavefun) last night and like the way… you can literally so plausibly cast so many actors in that cast as hviii… except the one playing hviii….
i know steve waddington is the fan fav, he would be perfect for henry like circa 1530 (except the brown eyes), but i also present:
Kris Holden Reid , perfect for circa 1515 (and 6’3 asw!)
#i was like flitting in and out as i was washing dishes#BSR is perfect for that actually lol#everytime a panelist made a blatantly specious claim i was like alright imma head out.jpeg#the thing is jrm is not a bad actor and the intensity is there like he’d be good for … someone. else. royal#a fairytale prince maybe. the evil king in donkeyskin. i think i someone fancast him as the prince in batb? her mind …#ofc this is all circa 07 he is botoxed to hell now but … yeah#(last time he looked remotely hot was roots and like. his arc on vikings)#I remember I was salty as a TC that fancasted him and natdormer as hviii’s parents 😂#I was like so you ADMIT they had chemistry then… ok then leave us nasty problematic disgusting h/a shippers alone#you are all SO RUDE to us . aNYWAYS#now ; luckily … it does not bother me … as I have that Buddha nature 💚#but I still remember my crashouts#like a previously on.#bcus why not …#there was a really good young Henry casting in a docuseries I watched recently but I’m not sharing . boo tomato#did you think I would say hcavill? it would have been the worst thing lol (he did audition for hviii tho? iirc ?)#yeah he had the body type but his acting is bland as hell#and it would’ve been a too much of a good thing#had he been cast as Henry there would be like 500k h/a fics on ao3 😭 (vs … 100s?)#it would be so saturated with mediocre smutty WIPs i probably couldn’t stand reading them#anyway. Sliding doors moment
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Being as you are someone who writes about Anne Boleyn, I must ask you, which are your favorite portrayals of Anne Boleyn? I mean fiction (novels, film, tv) but also non-fiction. And, do you feel your fav portrayals have influenced you in the way you write Anne and her story? Your least favorite ones, do they have an influence too? Which ones are they? Thanks
If there's one with zero merit and/or minimal entertainment value I won't include it on the list, I'll say I'll ** = my absolute favourites and * = my compelling in some aspects, but tread with caution, and those sort of in between I'll leave alone.
Or rather, let's put it another way...* is worth a library rental or free Kindle borrow, whichever you have available, and ** is worth an actual purchase. Those without *...eh, I'll leave it to you.
The Challenge of Anne Boleyn, Hester Chapman*
Adultery, Heresy, and Desire, Amy Licence*
Raven's Widow, Adrienne Dillard**
Jane Boleyn, Julia Fox**
Among the Wolves, Lauren Mackay*
Queens of Henry VIII, David Starkey*
The Story of the Death of Anne Boleyn, Translation, Edition, and Essays by Joann DellaNeva**
The Lady Elizabeth, Alison Weir*
Renaissance Prince, Lisa Hilton*
Hunting the Falcon, John Guy & Julia Fox**
The Life & Death of Anne Boleyn, Eric Ives**
Tudors in Love, Sarah Gristwood
Tudor England: A History, Lucy Wooding**
Children of Henry VIII, John Guy*
Henry VIII by Lucy Wooding**
The Other Boleyn Girl, Philippa Gregory*
The Lady in the Tower, Alison Weir*
The Lady Anne (Book 2 of 5 of Above All Others series) by Gemma Lawrence**
Judge the Best (Book 2 of 5 of Above All Others series) by Gemma Lawrence**
Threads by Nell Gavin*
In the Shadow of Lions, Ginger Garrett*
Tarnish by Katherine Longshore*
Brazen by Katherine Longshore
Anne & Henry by Dawn Ius*
Wife after Wife by Olivia Hayfield*
The King's Mind by Christopher Rae**
The Concubine by Christopher Rae**
VIII by HM Castor
Queenbreaker by Catherine McCarran
The Tudors (2007-)**
The Lovers Who Changed History (2014)**
Anne Boleyn miniseries (2021)**
Blood, Sex & Royalty (2022)**
I Am Henry: A Compelling Novel of Anne Boleyn and Henry VIII (2023)
And, do you feel your fav portrayals have influenced you in the way you write Anne and her story? Your least favorite ones, do they have an influence too? Which ones are they? Thanks
Pieces from everything influence me, Christopher Rae's and Gemma Lawrence's novels, for example, both had some of the best and credible portrayals of Henry Norris I've ever read, both in credible unrequited love (tying into, Anne's wariness thereof) that was forged into a weapon against him and for why he became such a favourite of HVIII's in the first place (would've included Jeff Lavender's thesis of Norris also, had you asked for beyond fiction and non-fiction books). The best parts of all of the above have inspired me to craft AB as a character at turns, sympathetic and unsympathetic: proud, courageous, intelligent, zealous, prudent (more in the 16c sense than 21c), fierce, jealous, sensitive, vindictive, unyielding, talented, compassionate, bold, spirited, pious, impassioned, loyal, loving ...somebody who inspired either complete devotion or implacable hatred, with very little in between, and felt comparable extremes towards her own family, friends, and adversaries.
From my least favourite...I try to remember that every choice she made was morally defensible and/or justifiable, from her own perspective, regardless of whether or not it actually was (and of course, they weren't always). I try to remember also that fear and insecurity can best explain some of her less palatable choices, as enumerated here. Basically, just that she was human and flawed, but also that there were many people personally (and often, religiously) invested in magnifying her flaws and reducing, or even outright omitting, her strengths. Obviously, that misogyny can also be a factor in some of her portrayals, is a salient remembrance to keep in mind, as well.
#pls don't judge me for some of these lol#they are all my choices for entertainment and readability#and there are actually elements of tobg i really enjoy wrt anne's characterization that if excerpted i might actually love#i love how clear-eyed ; erudite ; ambitious and passionate she was#the film adaptation is sort of like a pale reflection of that in many ways . until the one horrible SA scene the film was actually like...#not bad i just think hviii was poorly cast . the physicality but not the charisma#or just loving the dialogue#and you did specifically say for understanding /enjoying ab as a figure/ character. not necessarily the the others in her sphere#threads im going to add sa tw and also it's really only the chapters of 16c AB which had any merit#and the same sa tw for dawn ius#also technically tobg novel even if not the same as in film#she portrays mary as 13/14 so..#in some of these like TLE and HVIII her appearance is VERY brief or ancillary but i still loved#also sa tw for TLE . damn . why is this so prevalent in tudor fiction....#anon#i mean jealous in two senses of the word also:#protective and mistrustful of unfaithfulness#both understandable traits for her to have in the circumstances she was in#my least favorites are ig TOBG even tho it's technically on this list-- lol-- altho it's way more entertaining than like#TKO by alison weir and honestly also TiL in some aspects#but somehow TLE and TiL both were better than TKO and her six wives book and also her hviii and court book#the king's damsel by kate emerson.... the concubine by norah lofts...jean plaidy...margaret george
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Ooooh! Thank you @galebrainrott
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That's for sure an interpretation. I was thinking about the full arc of Charles Brandon where he's that way for about a season and the rest is all Charles and Henry angst and a weird wind down to moderate meh about court.
CB is periodically tossed out of HVIII's favor for marrying his 3-in-1 sister I guess so maybe ostracization vibes still remain?
Very satisfied Gale ended up with a touch of the tism instead of Henry VIII.
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No, this was a letter to Charles V.
I was reading Inside the Tudor Court by Lauren Mackay recently and:
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Did Chapuys really just “Per my last email” the fucking King of England?????
#judging by the notes many would be appalled by chapuys' *actual* letters to hviii.....#according to chapuys he was confrontational in his interactions with hviii#according to chapuys' letters TO henry ; he kissed his ass.#who's to say
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"most unfairly maligned tudor woman" is a fascinating question bc it's not just asking "who has been treated the worst?" but also the very stupid question "who deserved that treatment the least?" which is, i don't know, ridiculous
#especially because everyone in close proximity to hviii has ended up maligned one way or another#and none of them were 'fairly' maligned
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PGreg, do you think Mary Boleyn was the ‘best of the Boleyns’??
PGregs is Anne Boleyn a whore? I can’t tell if you think that??
#she has like . ten different characters say this at twenty different times dndbsbsjsj#the only people that seem to believe Anne is the superior are the dupes / dolts (Percy and hviii) or the villains (Thomas boleyn or Thomas#howard )…#hmmm whatever could she be getting at ❤️#I think she has Margaret pole say this in tkc asw#as if she would have liked any of the Boleyns by the GM 😭#(Altho hviii#only for a brief period of time#she actually writes him saying exactly that late 1535?#and also that he didn’t want to banish Mary and William Stafford from court but Anne ~made him… blease )
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