#husbandz

[itsfootballbih]

👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏾💍❤️

[voidzphere]

husbandz !! nightmare sans belongz to jokublog killer sans belongz to killer sans

[actualfreak]

a silly valentine’s day wither husbands one-shot

concept from: @whole-bilk-milk

cws: cannibalism, blood, slight gore(?), implied death

word count: 778 words

about: sausage and fwhip do their freaky cannibalistic valentine’s day tradition

Ornate platters with painted-red edges are placed around the dining table, concealing their food with lids painted with roses. The tablecloth is red to hide the crimson stains that have seeped into it. All of the chairs have been pushed aside, save for two. This is a private dinner.

Slowly, lids are removed, revealing appetising meat below. Some are cooked, most are raw. Next the organs are revealed. Each strategically placed on its respected platter, ready to be eaten. Occasional bones decorate the meal—spine vertebrae atop meat slabs, ribs circling two eyes, various teeth on various dishes, and a pelvis holding two candles sat at the center of the table.

Scarlet blood is poured into a severed horn. The edge of the makeshift cup is brought towards smirking lips before the liquid is downed in one breath.

Only two platters are left covered. They both sit on either side of the pelvis, directly showered in candle light. The left lid is removed. Underneath is half of a skull with a full brain inside.

“Don’t you just look so beautiful?” Sausage asks fWhip as he places the left lid with the rest. He gazes adoringly at his meal scattered across the table. His eyes land on the final dish, still hidden.

“My favourite part,” He mutters, slowly lifting the final lid. A heart, still fresh and dripping with blood, sits delicately on the platter.

Sausage grins, something sinister glinting in his eye. He looks back at fWhip, sitting on the opposite side of the table. He’s bound to a chair, his limbs and stomach tied tight with silk ropes, and a gag placed in his mouth. His clothes are blood soaked and his eyes glassy and unfocused.

Sausage softens at the sight. His partner is so adorable. He leans across the table, mindful of the meal, and cradles fWhip’s face.

“Are you still with me love?” He whispers.

fWhip half nods at the question, leaning into the touch. They kiss, tender and soft, before Sausage returns to his seat. He retrieves a knife and fork and starts eating.

It’s a Valentine’s day tradition. Every year, Sausage carves up fWhip’s insides and outsides through countless deaths and respawns before the royal head chef prepares it for a feast. Then, fWhip is consensually forced to watch his body get eaten by his partner. Some call it disgusting, some call it horrifying, they call it romantic.

The first to go are fWhip’s eyes. Sausage plays with them before eating them, rolling them around between his fingers and squeezing them until juice squirts out. Next is the large intestine, then the small intestine. Both sliced into smaller, bite sized chunks and served with a thick sauce made with blood. fWhip’s brain is slimy and bland but his thighs are tough and tasty.

Sausage makes sure to put on a show, humming and moaning in delight with each bite. fWhip puts on one too, squirming and gasping every time his flesh touches Sausage’s lips.

“You are absolutely delicious,” He sighs. He cuts out a small chunk of a lung and holds it out to fWhip. “Would you like to try?”

fWhip just stares as Sausage bursts into giggles. “You can’t! You’re gagged! I almost forgot!”

He happily eats the lung chunk himself, earning a faint moan from fWhip.

Eventually all of the food is at least half eaten. Sausage sighs, putting down his silverware, and leans back in his chair. He relaxes until he’s interrupted by a despaired cry, bringing his attention to his lover.

Sausage smiles, standing up and walking over to fWhip. He coos at the disheveled sight. fWhip’s ginger hair is sticking to his forehead from the sweat and drool coats his chin. Taking pity, Sausage removes the gag and softly massages fWhip’s sore jaw.

“Sausage…” fWhip rasps.

“Yes love?” Sausage asks as he runs his fingers through fWhip’s hair.

fWhip relaxes into the touch. “I love you…”

Sausage gives him a long, soft kiss.

“I love you too,” He says when they part. “Did you have fun?”

“Mhm…”

fWhip presses his face into Sausage’s shoulder as he’s untied and pulled into a warm embrace.

“Happy Valentine’s day fWhip.”

“Happy Valentine’s day…”

Sausage scoops up his limp partner and carries him down the hallway to his bedroom. There, they take a long hot bath where they clean off the mess they made and relieve the built up tension from the meal. Afterwards, they climb into bed and fall asleep in each other’s arms. If they’ll stick to tradition, they’ll stay entwined when they wake up and refuse to let go until they’re physically torn away from each other. Sausage can’t wait.

[spagkeitti]

guys !!! its the husbandz

[yixiangs]

haruto stans have mitski stan energy and i dont know how to explain that bc i have no idea where the connection even came from

[palalabu]

[jaxxypoo]

A small animation I did :D enjoy

Freelance husbandz 4 lyfe

[krasytoonz]

Look it’s de husbandz

[asexual-spongebob]

the husbandz.

[very-uncorrect]

I've barely seen you irl but you just look really sweet. And you have good fashion sense, so win.

(also. Watching you ramble about rabbits and dogs that are husbandz is quite amusing)

BARELY seen irl? Meaning you've seen me at some point?? 👁️👁️ (/Silly)

(oh are you talking about the outfit selfies I've posted a few times? nvm CBUAOSMEJAHDIAKAK)

aww this is really sweet, I'm smiling irl rn

Hmm, like 30%

[jlheon]

our husbandz 🔥🔥 also good morning 😋

GOOD MORNING LIA & TO OUR HUSBANDS

[thebritishalien]

SwibbleDib just told me there waz something ticking in my husbandz mailbox.

[lettucefather]

YEAH I haven't watched the actual anime yet but it looks silly... i like the Reigen guy i think hes kinda cringefail. From what I've inferred from your rbs him an1d the Seriwaza guy are kinda m4m (manloser4manloser)

you're so correct,, /gen

reigen really is just a cringefail babygirl and we love that for him

also, MANLOSER4MANLOSER LMAO I'll start using that term in my day to day life from now on, god bless

loser husbandz ♡

[actualfreak]

pspsps this is the top secret (not really) blog for the freakier content. i didn’t want to post this stuff on main because the majority of my content is a lot tamer and i didn’t want to freak people out

this is where the more suggestive stuff goes and there will be lots of cannibalism themes

this blog is not 18+ and no explicit things will be posted (most posts will be pretty chill) but view at your own risk

you have been warned

main blog: @actualori

tags i will use below (will add more if needed, suggestions open)

content warnings

#suggestive

#cannibalism

#blood

#bites

#bruises

character/ship tags i’ve used so far (for when i’m too scared to maintag)

#sausage

#fwhippy

#wither husbandz

[sharky-the-idiot]

wat does Archie think of my husbandz <3

-Inkk

As long as they're not tainted I think he'd be fine w them :3

[hoodiewearer09]

pfp by @sozoglam !!!

hi guys im amber!!

i go by she/her :)))

am 15 :)

jack and aiden (mcsm) r my husbandz, /srs

(im fucked in the head so i think they real,>

current fandoms: l minecraft story mode

imd polyamrous!! :))

l

i self ship :/

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side blogz: @hoodiewearer092, @askundertale-deltarune @ask-knife-and-fork