#husband stuff

[spicykellybear]

Some of the backgrounds my husband did for the latest Futurama ep, "Attack of the Clothes"!

Wanted to call this one out specifically first, as he hid some One Piece stuff in it!

Going counterclockwise: Luffy's Amazon Lily vest, his original red vest, Karoo's hat and goggles, one of Franky's Hawaiin shirts, and (not OP) Jojo hat!!

Some more of his bgs are under the cut! Can't share em all in this post bc it goes over the image limit lol

In addition to bgs he also did several props and effect designs! Sadly, he isn't allowed to share the black and whites, only screen grabs from the episode. The color department always does an amazing job bringing all the backgrounds to life!

[iamreallytryingiswear]

if Snapchat is to flirt, and Tinder to find love we're back here snappin’ Polaroids just to shake things up You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves ~Be glad I Love you(got to bed) by Bug Hunter

This song is for the nd people for sure

[mama-qwerty]

My husband thinks he's hilarious.

He's been making non-stop elephant puns, based on my latest little story.

This morning I wake up to this:

Callie stood in front of Mammoth Mogul's desk with her bag slung across her body like a bandoleer and what she hoped looked like a self-assured smile pasted across her lips. In fact, she was terrified.

She’d made it this far but now she faced the final boss. Quite literally, in fact.

Mammoth looked at her from across his desk giving her a look that was part amused, part annoyed. To be honest, it was somewhat difficult for Callie to determine with his elephantine features providing an effective mask.

“So,” he said calmly, “You think you can just stampede through my office and threaten me?”

“Oh, I’m not threatening you,” Callie said. “I’m promising you. Let my boy go and stay out of our lives forever or I promise you a world of trouble.”

He chuckled. “You got guts, I’ll give you that. But I don’t think you realize what a woolly situation you’ve gotten yourself into. You think you’re going to just poach my best fighter and go about your merry way and I’ll just forget this whole thing.” He leaned forward in his chair, “I never forget!”

Callie resisted the urge to roll her eyes at the elephant pun.

Mogul continued, “I didn’t get where I am today by letting people walk all over me. When I was a boy growing up in Tusk-any I was nothin’. I worked for peanuts. But I showed Ivory-one. I packed my trunk and headed for the big time and today I’m a big man. I’m the ringmaster of this circus.”

Her teeth ground. Callie wasn’t sure whether she could take many more of these stupid elephant puns.

“But all of this is just grazing the subject,” he said. “Let’s address the elephant in the room. Knuckles makes me money. Lots of money. Let me just show you the numbers.” He turned to his computer at the side of his desk, then let out a loud, fearful trumpeting for just a moment. Regaining his composure quickly he said, “Please forgive the outburst. The computer mouse always startles me. Honestly, I don’t even know why I keep the thing around.”

“Stop!” Callie shouted, unable to hold her tongue any longer. “Just stop! No more stupid elephant puns!”

“What are you talking about?” he asked.

~~~

Guys I'm gonna need an alibi because if he keeps this up I may straight up murder him.

[thatfanfictionchick]

lmao my husband saw some of the DoL screenshots I have of various Whitney events and was like 'why can't I talk to you like this?' and I was like 'because I would murder you 👁️‿👁️' so really the lesson here is no the things that you enjoy in fiction are not a reflection of the kind of person you are in real life.

[syauska]

@hosquill

[dykegeology]

HI IF YOU READ A POST SAYING 'IT SUCKS HOW EVERYONE ASSUMES WOMEN ARE STUPID AND THINKS THEY SHOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING VAGUELY RISKY EVER' COULD YOU PERHAPS THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO OTHER THAN GOING 'YEAH WOMEN ARE SOOOOO PARANOID AND THOUGHTLESS' MAYBE YOU COULD GO OUTSIDE AND FIND SOME INTERESTING BIRDS OR PERHAPS LEARN ABOUT IDENTIFYING MOSS

[mad-aims]

Erm…looks like we’re trending again.

Why?

[junaip3r]

Good Omens + Parallels

[iamreallytryingiswear]

cats bite, girlfriends also bite...

cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in

[iamreallytryingiswear]

Giving this to my robotgf to get her to like me more

[thatfanfictionchick]

Me: Hey love.

Husband: ?

Me: There's 182 days until Christmas.

Husband:

Husband: >:(

Husband, as I run away cackling: I WANT A DIVORCE.

[mizgnomer]

Crowley’s hairstyles/looks - down through the ages ...now including Good Omens Season Two

The original Season One post [ x ]

[gooodomens]

The Apology Dance ™️

bonus:

[vinnie-cha]

a pirate, a serial killer and a demon walk into a bar after a break up Pt 1 -> (x)

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[iamreallytryingiswear]

My ex and i used to make miniatures for my sylvanians, i hold those memories like treasures. I am only this close to @shamelesschaostheorist cause he let me taught him how to crocet and we spend afternoons creating together.

there is so much intimacy in creating something together

[fawnilu]

<3