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laughable-umbrella · 1 year ago
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goblinintherock · 4 months ago
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Some oodles of these old guys
Work husbands!
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ratatatastic · 10 days ago
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If you could be anyone of your teammates who would it be and why? Panthers Cut.
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hardcore-jones · 3 months ago
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I'm allergic to sunlight
Asirel x GN!Listener
I'm not the only one that's sick of summer right? RIGHT?? So I wrote a summer fic in the hopes it will end earlier lmao, and if i have to suffer in the sun so does Pet
TWs: Listener being a little mean?, Death and Suicide Mentioned in Passing
It was beyond you how anyone could enjoy the hot and unbearable thing that was the sun. You sat huddled under an umbrella, your sunglasses just barely kept your eyes from frying, a floppy sun hat keeping the majority of the sun off of you. The lounge chair was starting to dig uncomfortably into your skin and you were only one more minor annoyance from abandoning the sand and retreating back to the beach house behind you. Speaking of annoyances... 
Asirel emerged from the salty water, wet hair sticking to his forehead as he deposited his surfboard in the sand. He sauntered over, using a towel to dry himself off. 
"You look so miserable over here, pet. Is your reward not to your liking?" 
"Oh right, bringing a vampire to the brightest place on earth is definitely the type of reward I had in mind." You rolled your eyes, bunching up the linen swimsuit cover tighter around you. 
He sat at the other end of the chair, a hand resting on your knee as you sat criss-crossed. "You've had some fun, I even saw you smiling earlier when you found that starfish. A little vacation after protecting me seemed like quite the fair deal to me." 
Asirel must have felt he needed to overcompensate with the reward after a few men entered the estate with guns, though they barely made it a foot through the door before you were on them in a flurry of bloodlust and rage. It was as if he was saying 'see, you'll get nice things if you keep me safe'. 
"That reminds me, I got you something." The chair squeaked as he leaned over, digging through the beach bag next to you until he freed a book from the bottles of sunscreen and towels. He wiped excess sand off it before passing it to you. "I found this." 
"I swear if this is another copy of Twilight I'll drain you..." You mumbled and grabbed it with a quizzical expression. The book was warm in your hands, bound in red leather with a somewhat faded cover. 
"You told me the title before, but you never told me much about it." 
You turned it over a few times in your hands, stunned as you remembered it. "I read it before I was even turned. Well- I should say I read most of it. I never got to finish it, and I couldn't ever find a copy of it." You pulled your sunglasses down a few inches, staring into his eyes despite the harsh sunlight. "Where did you find this?" 
Asirel seemed unaware of your compulsion, or just unfazed, as if he was expecting it. "I have my ways." 
Damn it. Not a lie, of course, but not exactly the truth. You decided to abandon getting a straight answer. You put your sunglasses back up. "I'll have to read this later. Thank you." 
He smiled, a smirk you often wished you could wipe off his face. "Of course, only the best for you, pet." 
Asirel stretched out, laying against the lower half of the chair with his legs in the sun. "Lunch should be ready soon, if the sun is getting to you we can head inside now." 
You put the book down into your lap. "We can stay a few more minutes." 
"Good," He rested his hands behind his head as he looked out into the ocean. "It's been so many years since I've been here." 
"Hm, really? You have access to a beach house on your own island 24/7 and you just... don't go?" 
"My sister uses it more than I do." He explained. "She's quite the busy body, and travel has always been something she's enjoyed. We came together many times as children, but I just haven't had much desire to return since." 
"Is that when you got your amazing surfing abilities?" 
Asirel glared at you. He was very much not good at surfing. You stopped counting after the fourth wipe out. Your maniacal giggling made him roll his eyes at you. He stood up instead, holding out a hand and helping you to your feet. 
"Let's head in and have some drinks to cool down," Asirel used a spare towel to wrap around you, bunched up around your shoulders. 
"I told you the sun won't kill me, you don't have to cover me." 
"I know," he said, his voice almost drowned out by the waves flowing in. "but I know it's not pleasant." 
Asirel found out from first hand experience the myths surrounding vampires. He came to your room one day, stunned to see you pulling back the thick curtains and peering out the window to the garden below. He rushed over, pulling you away and covering the sun again, demanding to know why you'd try to kill yourself in the sunlight. You could hardly explain the misconception between your laughs. 
He kept a hand wrapped around your shoulder and began to lead you up the path and to the beach house. 
"Why don't we come back when this jet lag wears off? Swimming under the stars sounds much more enjoyable, doesn't it?" 
You could stop the chuckle when you asked, "Will you teach me how to surf then?" 
Asirel rolled his eyes, escorting you into the beach house.
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constanttea · 8 months ago
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had a dream gerry asked me out for coffee, nobody tell my husband
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nothing-behindher-eyes · 1 year ago
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happy father's day to mike and jonah for being the fathers to my children
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owen-writes · 11 months ago
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Owen Writes
Male Reader Or Gender Neutral Or FTM Reader Only
Fem aligned people may interact and read but do not fetishize. No Fem Reader requests.
Masterposts:
Main Masterpost
Doctor Who Masterpost
Nameless Series Masterpost (needs a name)
ATM, I write for:
The Doctor (9,10,11,12,14,15) - Doctor Who
Rory Williams - Doctor Who
Captain Jack Harkness - Doctor Who
Alec Hardy - Broadchurch
Cale Erendreich - Bad Samaritan
Campbell Bain - Takin' Over The Asylum
Crowley - Good Omens (Will Do Poly Ineffable Husbands)
Saul Silva (Platonic) - Fate, The Winx Saga
Cullen Family (Platonic) - Twilight
Sierra Six - The Grey Man
Jonah Simms - Super Store
James Marriott
Lucifer Morningstar - Netflix Lucifer
Rules:
No smut! I may write smut if I want to but will not write requests that are smut. (Basically if I get horny and want to indulge, I will.)
All smut I do write is for 18+ only. You're reading my work at your own discretion and I am not responsible for what you read on the Internet.
Gore wise - no explicit descriptions but cannon typical stuff I'm okay with.
I can delete any request if it makes me uncomfortable
I'm not really a fan of AUs or anything that strays too far from cannon.
Can be a platonic or romantic relationship. Aka dad or husband? (Basically I have some deep daddy issues)
I like to have dialogue prompts to start off. But it's okay if not. (I lack the creative fuse to make up a story but can sure as hell write em.)
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 year ago
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mvltisstuff · 1 year ago
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meltdown - j.h.k
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summary: y/n has to deal with a drunk jonah who won’t stop ranting about his girlfriend
jonah hauer king x reader
a/n: ur funny if you think i proofread this
“hey, y/n!” the giggly voice of one of jonah’s friends come through the phone. jonah had been out with his friends for the night, wanting to see them because he’d been so busy filming. y/n was thrilled to see him with his friends again, so she just decided to stay home and spend some time alone. “so, jonah’s like plastered, and he’s refusing to let any take him back to you. can you pick him up before he sleeps on the bar floor?”
“yeah, of course,” she sighs with a light grin on her face. “i’ll be there in 10, make him drink some water or something.”
she began the casual drive over to the bar they had been hanging out at. jonah told y/n he wasn’t going to drink that much, but clearly he made no promises.
“i’m not leaving until my girlfriend comes to get me,” jonah demands, slurring his words out at his friends.
“mate, she’s on her way, chill out!” his other friend laughs, trying to force some water into his mouth to sober him up. when y/n walks in, she’s confronted with the smell of liquor and the neon lights in her eyes. the music was blaring, making jonah’s voice even louder than it normally is when he’s drunk. “i’m getting your stuff, don’t even dare try anything.”
when y/n spots his dark curls and fidgeting fingers, she walks over to him and puts her hand on his shoulder, making him jump. “ready to go?”
“no, sorry,” he mumbles. “i’m waiting on someone.”
“like who?”
“my girlfriend, she’s supposed to pick me up and i’m not leaving if she’s not with me,” y/n smiles at his persistence, wanting her here with him so bad. he loved the night with his friends, surely having a great time, but y/n lights up whatever room she’s in.
“uh-huh,” she teases. “so who’s this mystery girl?”
“my y/n’s coming to pick me up,” he tells her sweetly, still having no idea that she’s next to him. “and i reeeeeally love her, she’s my soulmate and i would run across the globe a bajillion times for her, so if you’re looking for anyone, it’s not me.” his words mush together, speeding out of his lips before y/n walks to find his friends.
“oh good! did you find him?”
“i did, he has no fucking clue who i am, though,” she laughs. his friends eyes widen, his mouth dropping slightly.
“good luck with him,” he pats her shoulder, handing her jonah’s coat as she walks back over to see him slumped in his hand.
“jonah, cmon,” she puts her hand on the side of his face. “time to go home.”
“y/n?” he squints his eyes open, looking her right in the eyes. “i’m so happy you’re here, people keep trying to take me home and this girl would not walk away!”
“well, i’m here now, darling,” she helps him stand up, letting him place some of his weight on her as they stumble to the car. she yanks the door open, making him sit down and buckle. “have some of this,” she hands him her water bottle.
“can i play some music? my music?” he asks, smirking.
“knock yourself out,” she hands him the cord, letting him play the little mermaid soundtrack as he belts out to poor unfortunate souls in the speaker. y/n chuckles in the corner, trying to focus on the road and not her wasted boyfriend.
when she pulls into the driveway, she has to drag jonah out of the car to make him stop singing, trying not to wake up the neighbors by his drunken sounds. “alright, go upstairs and into the bathroom.”
jonah takes slow steps in front of y/n on the stairs, almost missing a few here and there but she keeps a steady hand on his back. he doesn’t release a hold on her hand in the bathroom, leaving her with one free hand to help him brush his teeth and get ready for bed. he tries to give her sly kisses while brushing his teeth, but she has to almost leave to room to get him to stop. “baby, if you don’t brush your damn teeth-“
“fine!” he complains, finishing up and moving into the bedroom. he falls facedown on the bed, y/n sighing at him as he cackles and sits up. she helps him move all the blankets before climbing in next to him. he rolls closer to her, wrapping his arms around her waist and putting his head on her chest.
“you know i love you, right?” he asks, sleepily.
“of course, jonah,” she looks, locking eyes with him. “you’re the only one for me.”
jonah blushes and grins like a little kid before shutting his eyes and falling asleep to one of y/n’s shows on the tv. she admires his soft expression, gently running her hands on his back to help him fall asleep.
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afterhours-system · 6 months ago
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expiremental headmate/alter pack!
i decided i wanted to try out making headmate packs, so here's my attempt!
RULES:
Anyone may use this pack as inspiration, so long as you support or are neutral about paraphiles, transIDs and Radqueers, since this pack is made by someone who's all three of those & is thus influenced by them.
If you form/split/create a headmate inspired by this pack & post about him, credit isn't necessary (but appreciated :] if you want to credit, link to or @ this blog :] /nf)
And remember that any headmates formed is their own person and might, and probably will, not follow this pack word-for-word! The pack is meant more as an inspiration to anyone wanting to form a headmate but don't know how they want them to be :]
That's all! Pack is under the Read More, since it's quite long lol
Headmate Pack 01
Theme/s: Death, Cotard's Delusion
Name/s: Lorelai, Manea, Odin, Cotard/Jules, Mort, Pluto/Hades Pronouns: co/tard/cotards/cotards/cotardself haunt/haunt/haunts/haunts/hauntself rot/rot/rots/rots/rotself x/x/xs/xs/xself null/null/nulls/nulls/nullself she/him/her/his/herself he/her/his/hers/himself Gender/s: Azurgirl, Enbymasc, Kenochoric, GNC Transfem Role/s: Conductor, Polyholder (delusions, gender, memory) TransIDs: lefthandian, transADHD, transSZPD, age non-conforming, agepunk, permateen, transCotard's
Brief personality description: She tends to be a little closed-off and likes to be edgy. Null will (mostly jokingly) fight Anyone who's mean to null or nulls system. He's very good at preparing for unlikely scenarios, if someone needs something specific you can count on him to have it.
Brief physical description: X has light-medium olive skin with freckles, warm grey eyes and dark ginger hair. Haunt is very tall and practically towers over anyone else, and somewhat skinny. Co dresses mostly in 90s, usually punk and adjacent inspired clothes, but will also wear other clothes co happens to like.
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rosemaryrockor · 3 months ago
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no caps-posting but believe im as deliriously happy as anyone. IF these are journal entries sewn by jonah's hand. believe me, the novel concept of this being our first true glimpse of jonah's earnest perception. no pretense. no pretension. simply his utmost base, human observations of the world around him and his own actions, his own feelings. i will be thrilled. ive wanted this since tma s3. but a fear sits in me. one that notes the very pressing reality of things, which is that the name "jonah magnus" has not been stated across these episodes. only Magnus. these are assuredly entries from a Magnus. but is it Jonah? I'm wary
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astr0meda · 7 months ago
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JoNat the world ! 💚🎡🌃🖤✨
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goblinintherock · 2 months ago
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The sillies
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wagingmywarsbehindmyface · 1 year ago
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JONAH HAUER-KING on the set of new Doctor Who 🎬
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the-illiterate-pirate · 2 years ago
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I just found out what
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constanttea · 7 months ago
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guys Jonah magnus and I are married now ! real! true! he is my husband ever
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