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hrtmal · 1 year ago

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Me practicing for Ellie, Abby, Sevika, Vi, Caitlyn, Mizu, and Valeria

#ellie williams #abby anderson #vi arcane #sevika #caitlyn kiramman #mizu blue eye samurai #valeria garza #i could take them #but not in a fight #🤭🤭🤭#ellie williams smut #sevika smut #abby anderson smut #vi smut

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dyn4m1ght-5 · 16 days ago

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Y’all know that one song that goes like “two bad bitches at the same damn time”

Yeah.

#castlevania #trevor belmont #alucard #alucard tepes #castlevania nocturne #WHY ARE THEY BOTH SOOO FINE #two bad bitches #at the same damn time #I could take them #not in a fight

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gothsoyl · 4 months ago

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don't wanna sound arrogant but i have two hands for a reason...

#i could take them #pls?#caitlyn kiramman #maddie nolan #arcane #sol rumbles

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generallycharmingcriminalminds · 3 months ago

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I have 100 problems and the fact that Aubrey Plaza, Kathryn Hahn, and Patti LuPone are all out of my league and do not know I exist makes up 99 of those problems. No, I'm not listening to Anything Goes on repeat, I'm normal. (I'm definitely listening to Anything Goes on repeat.)

#aubrey plaza #kathryn hahn #patti lupone #lesbian #music #i could take them #not in a fight

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nether-moth · 2 months ago

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The 126 captains aka Owen "Stole from the FBI" Strand and Tommy "Had sex dreams about her pastor" Vega

#911 lonestar #911 lone star #owen strand #tommy vega #i could take them #both #at the same time

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dejasenti99 · 12 days ago

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he’s just so clearly his son

#i could take them #txt

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evadewilson · 6 months ago

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boaf? BOAF!

#deadpool #call me spider man the way i thirst for deadpool #behind the scenes #deadpool 1 #ryan reynolds #wade wilson #deadpool movie #i could take them #not in a fight

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nothing-behindher-eyes · 2 years ago

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happy father's day to mike and jonah for being the fathers to my children

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not-aurii · 11 months ago

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okay so, im rewatching atla, right?

i completely forgot just how early on the whole "Haru and The Prison Riot" was

my girl Katara just decided to throw hands and start a prison riot, when she couldn't even bend properly yet.

when aang hadn't even tried waterbending yet.

AND IT WORKED.

like????? say what you want about Katara, but you can't say my girl isn't That Bitch from birth

#atla #atla best show #katara is a queen #argue with the wall #she is a girlboss #shes everything to me #avatar the last airbender #avatar aang #katara #haru atla #waterbending #she legit said #i could take them #TO AN ENTIRE FIRE NATION PRISON GUARDS #with no back up plan AT ALL #just pure vibes #next one who says katara has no personality gets bonked in the head #i love her

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alicewonderao3 · 1 year ago

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I watch criminal minds for the plot.

The plot:

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner 💞#thomas gibson #he’s so gorgeous #spencer reid #they’re so pretty #wanna hug them #i could take them #not in a fight

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lovelysodaa · 10 days ago

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ITS BOTH REMUS LUPIN AND BUCKY BARNES’ BIRTHDAY WHO DO I CELEBRATE OH GOD😭

happy birthday to my day 1s fr🙏

#this shit so messy #i could take them #at the same time #remus lupin #moony #bucky barnes #winter soldier

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acrossthecherriverse · 1 year ago

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in honor of me making a third V, these are my children, I love them very much

#the scrunklies.......#i could take them #not in a fight #oc content #cyberpunk 2077 #valerie cyberpunk #cyberpunk v #v cyberpunk #fem v #masc v #vincent cyberpunk #cp77 #cp2077 #| evie doodles #| evie talks nonsense #| v trio

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deviantdaffodil · 2 years ago

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i feel like ruining (or making) peoples day so

miguel o’hara has a brother named gabriel.

canonically, miguel and gabriel have had a threesome with miguels fiancée (gabriel’s girlfriend at the time of the threesome) dana.

so. you’re welcome i guess?

it was called a threesome but i believe it was meant to be a poly relationship. but i will be telling myself gabri and miggy high fived while banging dana.

#miguel o'hara #gabriel o’hara #spiderman 2099 #spider man 2099 #fun facts #i could take them #not in a fight #miguel would kick my ass #gabri however i could beat up #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the verse #atsv

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nether-moth · 9 days ago

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"Hear me out on Tim" "Hear me out on Lucy"

HEAR ME OUT ON THESE FUCKERS