#hurricane drink

[stone-cold-groove]

Have fun. Pat O’Brien’s - New Orleans.

[pyotrkochetkov]

🧋😋

[navybrat817]

I earned this, lovelies.

[sydneysivahn]

Hurricane drink

[highdefinitions]

making a michael bunting lyric post on company time

bunts & concrete heart by great lake swimmers

[andy-clutterbuck]

Simon Casey | Teachers | requested by Anonymous

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Funny pasta tidbits

Pastas wedding notes

Gentlemens game

All hail the coffee king!

Funny notes about nhl'ers from 32 thoughts

[rum-and-shattered-dreams]

Okay who set their drink down on my cat?

[ceo-of-stealing-ur-fucking-teeth]

How are more people not afraid of the ocean?

Have you seen that shit???

We know more about space than we do like 70% of our own planet

We constantly are discovering new, terrifying things. We thought krakens were myths, and then one day scientists were like “wanna see a giant squid? Look, it’s tentacles have FUCKING TEETH!”

I follow an Australian on YouTube who wanders around the ocean in essentially a clear plastic Tupperware so you can see underneath, and I genuinely don’t know what’s worse; the vast, endless void of NOTHING or when there’s something down there. Like a shark. Or poisonous snake.

Everytime i think we’ve hit our peak of fucked up sea related bullshit, bam! It hits us out of the blue with a fucked up thing. Like a fish with human-looking teeth. Or another fish that looks like a rock and has some of the worst venom imaginable. Or an eel that can eat things bigger than itself so often that a common cause of death for it is that it’s stomach exploded. Or a jelly fish with tendrils longer than a blue whale. Or serial killer orcas. Or dolphins. Just, dolphins. Wanna ruin your day? Learn about dolphins. And that’s just the animals, let’s talk about water pressure and the bends and all that good shit because absolutely not babe. Why are you going down there there’s no need people die horrible deaths in the ocean. You can become water logged while still alive. Drowning in freshwater is bad I can only imagine how much worse it is in a vast salty void filled with crabs and who knows what else.

You couldn’t pay me to go near that shit. The closest I’m getting is sea salt and sushi, I’ll leave the actual ocean exploring to the mad lads who think it’s fun to play chicken with death, thank you.

[rubyvroom]

Compared to conditions in the immediate aftermath of Helene, life in Asheville has gotten much easier. But the experience of the past few weeks has unsettled many of us. Asheville was billed as a safe haven from climate disasters. I moved here in part because of climate change, to escape the catastrophic fires in California. But Helene has underscored the fact that nowhere is safe from climate change. And it has highlighted the challenges of preparing for unheard-of weather events, like a hurricane in the mountains. The resulting damage exemplifies the fragility of infrastructure everywhere, and the extent of our reliance on systems that are unequipped for a future of increasingly intense disasters. But the unfolding climate crisis is sure to bring more of them. We have no option but to get ready.

[tiredmetalenthusiast]

Ngl i was so fuckin happy to get out of my house and I don't want to sound any type of way but my fuckin god this was the actual most disappointing vacation we've ever been on. The saddest part is my son and mom agree😔. 0/10 closing the childhood chapter on Disneyland. Disney of the 90's I'll always remember you😭🫶🏻!

[anthonyspage]

🌊💀🚣‍♂️🍸

[crossroadsghost]

frogs worship hurricanes btw. if you even care

[trevisos]

what would astarion’s favorite tiki drink be

[subbykittytdick]

i am exhausted n sore. would anyone care to help me shower so i can just stand in the hot water like a little thirsty frog

[marsixm]

literally just trying to find out if theres a fucking hurricane coming my way and clicking any news article on my phone is a jumbled mess of ads and beating around the bush like holy shit dude just show me the fucking graphic of the storm path i saw in the thumbnail. im going to lose my mind