#hunter corp dean

[strawlessandbraless]

Honestly it would have been too gay

[rainbowskullsandcoffee]

hunter corp dean is definitely openly bisexual. the hunting company universe probably made his coming out to be a spectacle since its good for the business.

while demon dean is also openly bisexual but in a sense whenever someone is shocked that he also likes men, his face just go 'duh. aint it obvious?'

[angelicjackles]

THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT THIS IN!! THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY AND SOMETHING I COULD SEE HUNTER CORP!DEAN DOING AS WELL, THE FACT THAT HUNTER CORP!SAM DIDN'T REACT EITHER SHOWS THAT ITS OBVIOUSLY IN CHARACTER

season 15 [gag reel]

[samanddean76]

by SamandDean76

I’ll Show You Heaven If You Let Me | Mature | 11.3k words (Mafia AU)

Omega Dean Winchester just wanted to take out his recycling in peace. But he finds a mystery Alpha unconscious on the ground, stashed behind the bins. Dean gets him inside, but then work calls. Once Dean returns home, he finds that the mystery Alpha Castiel is recovered, and he's waiting to claim the Omega that saved him.

The only problem? They're on opposite sides of the law. Now Dean has to risk all to earn back his freedom. But will he lose his true mate along the way?

Entirely Unacceptable | Mature | 10.7k words (Royalty AU)

Alpha Castiel has unexpectedly acquired a very well-trained Omega Dean when he escorted his brother Gabriel to a public auction house. But the Omega he brought home harbors not only secrets, but enemies as well. Will they survive long enough to reach their happy ending? And can they really be true mates if neither is sure that they even believe in such a thing?

Love, rescue, and some revenge in a modern day A/B/O setting.

Alpha Seeking Omega | Mature | 66.6k words (Dystopian AU)

Omega Dean has lived a harsh life prior to being selected to be a demonstration model at a party unveiling the latest product that Morningstar Enterprises is set to produce. Alphas Castiel and Jimmy Novak are guests of honor at the event, but when they lay eyes on the Omega that is clearly at the center of something that was not a part of the party, the twins leap into action. Unfortunately, they are separated. Now Jimmy must keep Dean safe until Castiel can be rescued.

But the more that Jimmy learns about this very well-trained Omega, the more he questions what was really going on that night. The problem is will he be able to figure out the puzzle and still rescue his brother?

Letting Fate Decide | Mature | 14.6k words (A/B/O AU)

Castiel is a new Omega in the big city. He meets the Alpha for him in the form of a fry-cook named Dean Winchester. But a military commander pulls Dean in for a mission and as Castiel waits he is taken by Lucifer to be added to one of his many Omega brothels. There he meets an Omega named Gabriel who helps him to survive. Little does he know that Gabriel is longing to be reunited with his one true Alpha, Sam Winchester.

The Spirited Sprite | Explicit | 8.1k words (Fantasy AU)

Alpha Castiel is the destined true mate of Sprite Dean. But an ancient curse and an unjust punishment threatened to keep them apart. As Dean heals Castiel, will the secret Dean keeps hidden lead to their happy ending, or their being torn apart once more?

How To Accidentally Create Soulmates | General | 2k words (Just Fun AU)

Gabriel was given a brand-new and very important responsibility by Chuck. To oversee the soul nurseries in heaven. Well, Gabriel delegated this boring task to Castiel.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

To Know Him Is To Love Him | Explicit | 6.5k words (Hunter Corp AU)

John Winchester is very concerned. On what should be one of the happiest days of his life, the wedding of his oldest child Dean to the absolute love of his life Castiel, both grooms and Sam are missing. John calls upon Gabriel, a Supernatural Consultant for Hunter Corp, and then sets out to find the missing men. Just hoping that he’s not too late to walk his son down the aisle.

A Valentine’s Day adventure with a little peril, a lot of love, and quite the happy ending!

Well, I Never Been To Heaven | Mature | 23,654 words (Season 4 AU)

Dean Winchester is living a plain, ordinary, and boring life. Until one day a new student shows up in the little town of Spain, SD. It’s love at first sight, but then an unimaginable tragedy happens, and Dean is left alone in his misery. Or is he a student attending Oxford University on a full athletic scholarship who finds a familiar face in his coxswain? Or is he hiking in the desert and attempting to save a known stranger? Or is he a traveler who stops for the night at a cheap motel and finds the pizza man of his dreams? Or is he none of those things? Just an unwitting victim of fate and destiny?

Castiel had led the assault on hell, in order to save the righteous man and prevent the first seal of the apocalypse from being broken, lest hell should be allowed to reign on earth. In the aftermath of his disastrous mission, he is being held captive by Alastair, and his image is being used in a final, determined attempt to break Dean.

But the profound bond that Castiel feels towards the pure soul won’t allow him to go down without a fight, and he makes a desperate prayer to his very old friend to set in motion a chain of events that might save him and his beloved mortal, or possibly, doom them for all eternity.

Love You With All My Heart | Explicit | 15,469 words (Beatles AU)

Dean is an up-and-coming musician, who along with his brother Sam, has finally started to make waves with their band, The Quarrymen. Little does he know that the perfectly innocent Omega sitting in the front row of The Cavern Club, watching him perform with an enchanting smile, is the True Mate he has been longing for his entire life.

Castiel can hardly believe his luck, when he and Gabriel are invited backstage after the show. Once Gabriel slips away with Sam, Castiel is left alone with the incredibly handsome Alpha who spent the entire show singing every single song to him. But the club is raided before they can cement their bond, and Castiel is forced to flee into the night.

Whisked away by an overprotective mother, Castiel doesn’t know if he will ever see Dean again. He seeks solace in writing his poems, and fervently wishes that one day he will be reunited with the man he loves, not knowing that destiny and fate are working to bring the separated mates back together.

Betting Against The House | Explicit | 15,805 words (Mob AU)

What started as nothing more than a quest to avenge the death of his brother Gabriel, led Castiel to become the most prolific assassin to have ever lived. After he succeeded in taking out the head of the Winchester Crime Family, he was taken in by the Novak Syndicate. But Michael began to fear the monster he’d helped create and betrayed Castiel.

Dean knew he held all the power, in possession of a secret that would level the playing field. He knew that toying with the captured assassin might not end well, but he found that he simply couldn’t help himself.

Simple and straightforward went right out the window when Lady Luck got her hands on the brand-new deck of cards. Stacking them, so her favorite Alpha and Omega would have a chance to make all their dreams come true.

More coming soon…

[supernaturalkickparty]

In my huntercorp!winchesters feels/thoughts

Mary is still alive but Sam and Dean stay in the main tower/penthouse with her.

John and Mary are split up but keep up the act of marriage for public reasons of course.

John is really with Demon!Bela who's still in the business of finding artifacts and together they have this supernatural(ha) mafia going on.

Mary knows if her team can't find what she or Sam and Dean need for a hunt, she can begrudgingly go to them.

[a3s1rxx]

Divine Intervention

Part 3 of 3

Tw: Angst, graphic violence, death

Sam woke up first the next morning. He was surprised to hear the TV running outside the bedroom. He walked out, rubbing his eyes. Kafziel looked over at him. The living area looked a mess. Some things were broken, others just out of place.

“Did something happen?” Sam asked, putting his hair up into the signature man bun he was used to.

“We need to go to Missouri.” Kafziel sniffled and got up, setting everything back in place.

“Hey, talk to me. What’s going on?” Sam gently grabbed her forearm.

“We don’t have any time to talk.” Kafziel said, pulling her arm away. “Just meet me out by the car when you’re ready.” She brushed past him and out the room with her things.

About 15 minutes later, Dean and Sam could be seen walking up to the car.

“So I was thinking, we could go get breakfast and then head out to Missouri.” Dean said, walking around to the driver’s side.

“As long as you don’t take too long.” Kafziel grumbled and got in the back of the car. Sam got into the passenger seat.

“What’s up your ass today?” Dean retorted, glancing back at Kafziel.

“I don’t know, Dean. Maybe I’m stressed because my family is involved in my best friend’s disappearance. Maybe I’m stressed because I can’t trust if he’s alive or not.” Kafziel snapped, a look of hatred in her eyes.

“Dean, drop it.” Sam whispered to his brother. Dean disregarded this completely.

“You know, you came to us for help. Not the other way around. So we deserve to have some semblance of respect.” Dean raised his voice. Now he was angry. Kafziel inhaled deeply and then opened the car door.

“You know what? I’ll meet you at the IHOP about 15 minutes away.” Kafziel said, weakly feigning a tone of calmness.

“We are not eating at IHOP.”

“I’m not finding some five star restaurant!” Kafziel screamed and slammed the car door, shaking the car. In the blink of an eye she was gone. Sam sighed and looked at Dean.

“She’s just frustrated.” He spoke up.

“Oh yeah, I’m sure you would know.” Dean snapped back, visibly irritated.

“Dean, you have to be worried too. He’s our friend also.” Sam stayed calm, trying to be reasonable.

“And we’re gonna find him. End of story.” Dean started to drive off still fuming.

“I just think you need to be a little more understanding.” Sam argued, earning a glare from his brother.

“Yeah? And where has that gotten you.”

There was a silence in the car. Dean had a way of saying things that really stung, but Sam tried his best to understand that he didn’t mean it. Dean just drove, listening to the rock music on the radio.

When they got to the IHOP, Kafziel was seated at a small table with just a glass of water. Her head was propped up on her hand. She looked a mess, dark eyes red and puffy. Sam and Dean walked to the table and sat down.

“I’m sorry I yelled in the car.” Kafziel whispered, her voice sounded a little hoarse.

“Don’t worry about it.” Sam said, giving her a small smile. Dean just rolled his eyes. He took notice of a waitress that was just now going on break.

“I’m gonna go talk to her.” Dean said, waving at the waitress, who waved back. Kafziel just grimaced, not saying anything. Dean got up and left the table. After ordering food, Sam started up a conversation.

“So what’s the plan for after we find Cas?” He asked.

“Well I’m going to find a world you can all be safe in, and then I’m going to leave.” Kafziel said, sipping her drink. Sam frowned slightly.

“Leave?”

“If I stay around you, you won’t be safe from my family. They’ve found me again.”

Sam sighed, taking a sip of his orange juice.

“So this is it, huh?” He gave a sad little smile. Kafziel placed her hand gently on his forearm.

“I’ll come and visit sometimes, I promise. It’s just that the last time I tried to stay with someone dear to me, she was killed.”

“She?”

“Yes. A long time ago, I had a girlfriend. She was lovely. Obviously I was pretending to be her boyfriend but she found me out. Obviously that was a shocker, but we got back together. But I stayed too long, and my brothers found her.” Kafziel took a shaky sigh. “So I decided I never wanted to be included in that fight since then. I’m not going back to my family.”

Sam put his free hand over her hand on his arm.

“A similar thing happened to me once. Not exactly the same situation, but I had a girlfriend who died.” Sam said, he had a somber look on his face.

“And it’s been hard for you to open up again.”

“Yeah.”

There was a moment of silence between them, which was interrupted by the food arriving to the table. The two began to eat.

“You know,” Kafziel spoke up, swallowing the food in her mouth. “Out of everyone, I think I’ll miss you and Cas the most.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.” Kafziel chuckled and sighed. “Really.”

When they got back to the car, Dean was midway through a takeout box of miscellaneous breakfast foods. Sam sat shotgun, as always. Kafziel opened the door to sit in the back, but her face curled up in disgust at the idea of the activities that had gone on in the back.

“Cmon. I cleaned the back I promise.” Dean groaned.

“I think I’ll just sit on the roof.” Kafziel said, climbing up to the top of the car and sitting there.

The trip to Missouri was light hearted, yet sad with the knowledge that this would be their last venture together. Sam looked out the window at the rapidly passing fields and trees. Dean listened to rock and drummed his fingers on the steering wheel, excited for the road ahead. Kafziel was laid on top the car, staring at the sky and just taking in the breeze. She was enjoying her last moment of peace.

Eventually, the Fiat pulled into an abandoned town. It parked in the lot of a crumbling abandoned asylum. With weapons loaded up, the three started their exploration of the asylum. Kafziel was tracking Castiel, mainly with her sense of smell.

They walked past crumbling walls and patches of open ceiling. The asylum had this foreboding aura to it. It felt old and tortured. It gave that impression that something terrible happened here.

Kafziel, Dean, and Sam turned down a back passageway, where grumbling and breathing could be heard behind a door. Kafziel carefully opened the door, and there was Castiel. Chained to a wall, still in his mechanic uniform. Kafziel ran over to him and hugged him, snapping his chains with just her hand.

“I’m so glad you’re alive.” Kafziel whispered, about to cry tears of joy. Castiel hugged her and pat her shoulder.

“I knew you’d find me.” Castiel smiled and chuckled, standing up and brushing himself off. Now Dean ran over and talked him in a hug, almost knocking the poor man over. “I missed you too.” Castiel hugged back, squeezing him slightly.

But the sweet moment was cut short by a new voice in the room.

“I knew you’d be here.” It was Lucifer. Everyone turned.

“Michael told you.” Kafziel walked over, standing in front of everyone.

“Bingo!” Lucifer smiled. “He said you’re still undecided, but you killed one of my best guys.” Lucifer kissed his teeth and paced around the room.

“It was an honest mistake.” Kafziel said, her wings unfolding behind her as a projection.

“Yeah, well, an eye for an eye, right?” Lucifer shrugged. His eyes glowed red. Kafziel’s eyes flickered between white and black. She plucked two blades from her wings and swung. Lucifer easily dodged these swipes, and shot a blast of energy at Kafziel’s chest. The faint sound of flesh searing along with bones cracking was heard. Sam made a move to go help Kafziel, but Dean held him back.

“This isn’t our fight.” Dean whispered. Sam opened his mouth to protest, but didn’t say a word.

Kafziel suddenly used her blade to slit her wrists, blood flowing out of them and forming chain like weapons. It was an ability she learned, but could only be kept up for about a minute, until she wore her magic out. Then she wouldn’t be able to heal. It was a very last ditch attempt.

Unfortunately for her, she was out matched. She managed to survive up to three minutes against Lucifer, but she was weak and weary. She landed a few blows before her steps got sloppy. Her head was spinning. Lucifer swiped her legs from under her. Kafziel crashed to the floor, smacking her head against the pavement with another disgusting crack.

“Say your goodbyes.” Was all Lucifer said before he disappeared. Sam ran over to Kafziel, who managed to pull herself against the chipped and broken tiles, to the wall. She pushed off the wall with one hand and turned. She sat there, a weary smile on her face. Her body started to fall sideways, but Castiel was now there to catch her.

“I tried.” Kafziel mumbled out, blood now leaking out from behind her eyes, due to the hit of her head against the ground. Sam’s eyes welled up with tears. He held one of Kafziel’s hands.

“We need to get her to a hospital.” Sam said, his voice more frantic than his regular calm one.

“It’s no use. There’s not one in miles and she won’t make it.” Dean said, kneeling down behind Sam. Kafziel weakly shook her head.

“It’s fine…” She sighed and coughed up some blood. It ran down her cheek and dripped onto her shoulder. She looked at Sam and squeezed his hand lightly. Her body was going cold and slowly draining itself of everything.

“You’re gonna be okay.” Sam whispered. He held her hand to his cheek.

“I’ll be seeing you.” Kafziel murmured, closing her eyes. Her breathing was ragged and slow. Every intake sounded more and more gurgled. The three men stayed with her until she finally succumbed to her injuries. Dean had a few tears in his eyes, whether it was from the situation, or from losing what could’ve been a long time friend. The whole room felt sad.

As a final goodbye, Dean, Sam, and Castiel lifted her body outside. They took all day, making a small platform with large branches and bramble. Castiel had gone out to find wild flowers to lay with the body.

The men finished making this platform at sunset. Kafziel’s body was laid to rest on top of it, wild flowers in her hands, and some petals stuck in her blood soaked hair. Dean then used his lighter to set the platform aflame. The trio sat there, watching it burn. The smoke reaching up to the heavens.

[jemariel]

this is huntercorps Sam and Dean as babies prove me wrong

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[greatcometcas]

CASTIEL in DESTINY'S CHILD

[ID. Three close-up GIFs of Cas in his standard trench coat, button-up, and blue tie. He he standing in the bunker listening to Sam and Dean (off-screan) explain seeing Hunter Corp versions of themselves through the rift. As he listens, he squints in confusion. /END ID]

[supernaturalsidepiece]

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[strawlessandbraless]

Please reblog for larger sampling size, a bitch is curious ❤️

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

Looking at these photos again and of course they are much too pretty tone Dean or Sam… unless we’re talking Hunter Corp Sam and Dean, who of course did some modeling when they were younger.

[thebiggerbear]

WIP Wednesday - 6/5/24 - Michael!Dean x Female!Reader

A/N: Just a little preview of something I'm currently working on for this character. My first foray into this one. Hope it's okay. Also got some Demon!Dean, Hunter!Corp Dean, Gadreel!Sam, and Soulless!Sam coming as well.

Warnings: Language; Violence; Possessed!Dean (sort of)

Taglist: @avada-kedavra-bitch-187; @rieleatiel

Dean Taglist: @deans-spinster-witch; @birdiellie; @heartlessdelusions; @nancymcl; @brightlilith; @muhahaha303; @mariahoedt; @solacedthistest; @deansimpala; @foxyjwls007; @onlyangel-444

SPN Taglist: @just-levyy

Jensen Taglist: @samanddeaninatrenchcoat

You crashed back into the wall, letting out a pained gasp as your back met the drywall and you fell to the ground, the breath literally knocked out of you.

Slow, methodical footsteps came to a stop in front of you. “Now, let’s try that again. If you could have anything, what would it be?”

You scowled up at your attacker as you held a hand to what was most likely a couple of broken ribs. “Would you skewered on an archangel blade happen to be on the menu?”

He smirked down at you, seeming delighted at your reply. “You know who I am.”

“Aside from the blue eyes and the Jedi mind moves,” You grunted as you struggled to get up, trying to ignore the screaming pain in your side. “It’s common knowledge that Dean Winchester is allergic to anything that isn’t flannel. Plus, the coat and tie…dead giveaway.” 

You had just managed to get to your feet when an unseen force slammed you up against the wall, making you yell out. “Fuck,” you hissed as the pain sharply radiated throughout your body. You couldn’t move though; you were being held in place. 

Dean—Michael approached, studying you. “Y/N…” It sounded almost as if he was trying out your name for the first time, as if he was seeing how it fit as it rolled off of his tongue. “I know all about you.”

You couldn’t help but snort at that. “Oh, good. If a GQ-wearing psychopathic archangel from some shithole reject planet knows all about me, then that must mean I’m famous.”

He didn’t react but the truth was, you didn’t expect him to. You knew you were going to die, you’d known it from the moment he appeared in front of you, but you refused to cower, placate him, or even beg for mercy. You weren’t getting any; his sneer of disgust as Dean’s green eyes roamed over you confirmed that even before he started throwing you around.

“I know because he knows.” Michael lifted a finger to his temple.

You started to laugh; you genuinely couldn’t help it. “Dean? That’s who you’re getting your intel from? Did he also manage to sell you a bridge?”

He moved closer until he was eye to eye with you. “Y/N Y/L/N, a hunter. Obvious issues, low self-worth, and quite the…hot mess. You lost your—”

“Yep, when I was six and then found out years later that he disappeared on a hunt. Yeah, yeah. We’ve all seen this one. Why not try something new and original for once?” Geez, did all bad guys spout the same shit day in and day out? As if that was going to make you, what, drop to the floor and weep? First, you weren’t dropping until he released you or forced you down. Second, he wanted tears from you? The only ones he’d be getting were either from laughter or physical pain, nothing else.

A hint of a smirk appeared on his face…well, Dean’s face. This really was quite the mind fuck. The Apocalypse Bringer aka another dick angel was wearing the face and body of someone you care about. To say you hated it was an understatement. “So then you already know you’re lost and not worth—”

“--Saving? Yeah, pal, nice of you to catch up with the rest of the class.” You purposely exaggerated your eye roll. “You’ve more than made your point. Now, you think you can quit monologuing and finish what you came here to do? As fun as all of this is, I’ve got a 3:00 in the seventh circle of Hell, with a quick pit stop at the second on the way, so if we could move this along…” If you could lift your hand, you would’ve made the hand gesture for him to keep it moving. And give him another infamous hand gesture while you were at it. 

His brow furrowed slightly before it smoothed out and his smirk widened. “You’re not going to ask me why I’m doing this?”

“Already know.”

“Or ask me what I want?”

“Don’t care.”

“Or plead for me to let you be?”

You let out a loud snort. “Is that even an option?”

“Or beg for your miserable existence?”

“No fucking way,” you snarled, glaring right at him. "That's never happening so you better kill me now Lucifer 2.0."

The creepy smile only grew more. You were definitely fucked.

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[wrenwinchester]

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS! I know how we could have gotten the body swap episode!!!!!!

Hear me out ok. So, it’s season 15, and Chuck is destroying the other dimensions. We get hunter corp still, but shortly after a second pair of them come through a portal and are stuck. They get them free, and we have the whole “Dean?” “Sam?” Exchange, but instead of what should be Sam from this other world, saying “Dean?” A lower voice than our!Dean or right about that deep, says “Sam?” Looking at our!Dean, and a voice in about Sam’s register says “Dean!” looking at our!Sam at the Sam time our!Sam is looking at him and says “Dean?”

This leads to some obvious confusion for a solid 5-10 minutes and finally when Jensen!Sam and Jared!Dean calm down from their confusion, and Jared!Sam and Jensen!Dean are done explaining for the umpteenth time, in walks huntercorp!Sam and Huntercorp!Dean and the whole thing starts anew.

Then Jared!Sam and Jensen!Dean decide that Jensen!Sam and Jared!Dean are better suited to pretend to be them while they do what they need to do, so we get an episode of what is essentially Jensen and Jared playing Sam and Dean playing Dean and Sam and I just think it would be neat.

[samanddean76]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), HunterCorp Dean Winchester, HunterCorp Sam Winchester, HunterCorp John Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Raphael (Supernatural), Metatron (Supernatural), Mick Davies, Arthur Ketch Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, hunter corp au, Human Castiel (Supernatural), hunter corp Dean, hunter corp Sam, Hunter Corp John, Archangel Gabriel (Supernatural), Transformation, Castiel Gets A Power-Up, Canon-Typical Violence, Good Parent John Winchester, Castiel and Dean Winchester Get Married, Angst, Fluff, Love, Dancing In Tuxedo's, Wedding Night Surprise, Wings On Display, Happy Ending, Top Dean Winchester, Bottom Castiel (Supernatural), Bottom Castiel/Top Dean Winchester, mentions of mpreg, Destiel - Freeform Summary:

John Winchester is very concerned. On what should be one of the happiest days of his life, the wedding of his oldest child Dean to the absolute love of his life Castiel, both grooms and Sam are missing. John calls upon Gabriel, a Supernatural Consultant for Hunter Corp, and then sets out to find the missing men. Just hoping that he’s not too late to walk his son down the aisle.

A Valentine’s Day adventure with a little peril, a lot of love, and quite the happy ending!

Based on the following prompt: Well, of course, I would be happy with anything, but if somebody were to write a story for me which plays out in the Hunter Corp! Universe, I would be happy. Maybe it's just my head canon, but I feel like that Dean and Cas were together there.

[manwiththemagic]

spn s1 ep4 "Phantom Traveler"

more notes on my rewatch!!

OMG this is the demon episode isn't it? IT IS ISN'T IT? IS IT???

ew an airport. Post 2001 too damn ☹️

"you know what are the odds of dying in a plane crash? 20-1?" BRO. not helping the puking man..

BLACK SMOKE!!

In through the eyes? That got retconned.

WHY WAS SHE NOT MORE FREAKED OUT HE HAD BLACK EYES. chick you are the reason everyone's dead.

HOW DID HE JUST OPEN THAT?? demon strength???

Rip plane

Wait does this mean demons could have done 9/11? wowza...

Early bird Sam!! “good morning sunshine!"

“you get some sleep?” “yeah.” “liar. Cause I was up at 3 and you were watching infomercials” LMAOOOO but also d'awhhhh :((( the nightmares!!

��it's not just her.. It's everything.” THE VISIONS FUCK YES. YES. YESYSYSHSHG

I love the visions plot lines!!

“your never afraid?” “no man, never.” *Sam pull out a knife from under deans pillow.* LMAOOO CLOCK HIS ASS!!

“Thats not fear.” uhhuh...

WAIT THIS IS THE DEANS SCARED OF FLYING EPISODE LMAOOOOO

reminds me of hunter corp Dean who legit has a private jet..

Random guy calls Dean about the plane issue whaaaa

WAIT THIS GUY KNOWS JOHN. HE HAS INFO.

oh gosh. “yeah he was real proud of ya! Talked about you all the time.” “...he did..?” FUCK.

I still I hate john. I HATE EM. always will 😋

“welp we're missing the old man, we get Sam! Even trade” “aha. No. not by a long shot.” THATS RIGHT. CAUSE UR BETTER MF. uhm anyways.. I like this old guy, hope he doesn't end up SAD AND DEPRESSED LIKE ALL THE OTHER OLD GUYS IN THE OAST 3 EPISODES.

Monster porn live on tape? LMAO JKJK!! demon gotta stop moaning tho.

They definitely aren't showing the crash because they don't have the budget, not because it's locked in a warehouse and you don't have clearance..

Wtf is Evp?

LMAO THE FAKE ASS “nOoOooo survIvoRsSss” they did NOT get that mf off the tape.

Dude sees shit, and is now in a ward. Common. Common.

DEAN STOP HARASSING MENTALLY ILL MAN.

sams puppy dog eyes back at it.

Black eyes 😋 OOOGA!!

okay wait why tf is this demon doing this. They don't just “do evil”...

This guy isn't a monster bro..

Wait are they actually going to the wreckage?

SUITS!!!

“you look like a seventh grader at his first dance! ☺️” SAM PLS.

OMG wait they had the budget holy shit

LMAO HELP ME HELP ME “what is that?” “its an E.M.F. reader.” “no I know what an E.M.F. is. Why does it look like a busted up walkman?” “cause that's what I made it out of! ☺️ It's homemade!!” “yea.. I can tell😒” SAM WOAH DON'T KILL EM!! LMAOSKSK

Sulfur on handle!!!

Oh shit actual homeland security is there..

LMAO THESE MFS GET CAUGHT EVERY EPISODE.

Run bitch runnnn!!

This poor pilot.. it wasn't your fault :(((

Oh shit he possessed.

Sulfur!!

Babies first demon.

NO BC WHY IS DEMON BRO DOING THIS.

Everytime.. 40 minutes in.. WTF

and another crash.. fun..

BUT WHY. JUST CAUSE??

“this isn't our normal gig..” how WRONG you are pal..

“this is big.” it's really not.. you fight GOD. by s2 demons are nothing to you. By s4 Sam's fucking one. By s6 Sam's been tortured for 100's of year by an ex-archangel who's basically his ex 🤷. By s13 your son is part ARCHANGEL. sooo...

Rip chuck Lambert— SORRY CHUCK? mbmb..

Nazareth?? Wtf is this demon on?

40 minutes? Wtf biblical numbers..?

Okay they got the flight attendant on the phone.

WHY PLAY ALONG LIKE IT WAS A PRANK. DUDE.

and she hung up.. girl your COOKED!!

Deans plane fear!! LMAOOO.

“your joking right..?" “DO I LOOK LIKE IM JOKING?? Why do you think I drive everywhere SAM??” LMAOSOSO

LMAOO DEAN WAS BORN TO BE A TEEN GIRL. “really..? Ugh... Man..” while rocking back in forth. He's so REAL LMAOSOS

Dean looks like he has PTSD LMAOOO

“your humming Metallica??” “it calm me down.!” LMAOOOO

“Hey! Say it in Latin!” “i know.” “Hey! In latin it's 'cristo'” “i know!!” LMAO I LOVE THEM.

“cristo.” “sorry I didn't..?” “cristo.” “??” “nevermind.”

Sam is honestly way kinder than me. I'd be making FUN of Dean but nah he's just like "no it's OKAYYYY just some turbulence dwdw.."

Dean you are so awkward.. it's def mr smiley

They found em!! It wasn't mr smiley damn..

Awh shucks.

BEAT THAT BITCH UP!! HE TALKED ABOUT JESS.

PLANE DOWN. PLANE DOWN.

DID LIGHTNING JUST STRIKE THEM???

okay all good now.

Nono demons killed jess. It wasn't wrong.

John redirecting calls to dean.. mf come ONNNNNNNN

Sam's peeved, rightfully so omg..

Kinda meh for an important episode.

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what's your favorite sastiel era?

thank you for asking. short answer: all of them.

long answer: i am OBSESSED with the dynamic seasons 4 & 5. it's peak lucifer vessel apocalypse angst, and therefore peak sam religious angst. all he wants is to please the angels and show that he's good but they all think he's impure. it's beautiful. and then cas comes in, sam greats him with a goddamn HANDSHAKE and worship in his eyes just to have cas tell him he thinks he's dirty and it's just so ughhhhhh sooo good.

and throwing in the "more profound bond" angst with dean is so RAHH ykwim. sam is too unholy for angels and that bothers him until it just becomes about one angel. all he wants is for cas to see him as something good and not just the boy with the demon blood....

of course it isn't just about the angst. the resolution being that cas DOES look past all of sam's flaws and sees him for the hero he is... incredible. wrote about that here (shameless self promo but it is my favorite fic i've ever written soo).

my other favorite era is the s13 jack raising one. especially when it runs into s14 with the loss of dean when he's possessed by michael and it's just sam and cas spending so much time together trying to raise a kid and also run the hunters corp and also find dean.. so little time and yet so much possibility for adorable domesticity. i've been meaning to write about that.

i live and breathe sastiel. thank you for the ask!