#hunter!lettie

[fan-kingdoms]

*rattles the bars of my cage* what do you mean the movie is only wicked part 1 LET ME HEAR CYNTHIA ERIVO SING NO GOOD DEED YOU COWARDS. LET ME HEAR THAT VOOOIIIIIIICEEEEEEE

[whenlovetriestoleave]

"i know you won't believe it's true / i only went with her 'cause she looks like you / my god!" : hunter pifer & dylan moffett by letty schmiterlow for another magazine s/s '24 styling by jordan duddy, hair by soichi inagaki, makeup by mel arter

[xsilversugar]

I voted for Lettie but Hunter is my second choice followed quickly by Door, Yvain, Coraline and Sam in no particular order. The rest I'm pretty neutral on but I like them for being there of course. I'm just fucking SHOCKED Hunter isn't higher and I'm almost tempted to make her my absolute favorite out of shear fucking spite but I can't change my vote or go against my heart. I love Lettie Hempstock she deserves better too. Can't believe Hunter's at 2% on this of all sites. Screw y'all.

Please reblog if you want others to vote. I'll make polls with other female characters (co)-written by Neil Gaiman, don't hesitate to mention your favorites if you don't find them here.

[fanfiction4sooya]

hiii mother! i was wondering what animals you think twice would be g!p hybrids of? all i can figure out till now is sana is a puppy and nayeon is a bunny ehe

Hi luv!! Sorry for making you wait, this one was quite hard to think of but I think I finally got a conclusion!! Hope you like it 💖 (I do not write for chaeyoung)

Nayeon: Obviously a bunny. Playful, spoiled, extremely bratty and very quick to feel horny; Can go a lot of rounds without resting so you are usually the one to tap out when she gets too excited. Big dick and she knows how to use it, the most sadistic out of the other ones. Likes to make you cry while taking her in your mouth and loves seeing your cunt all red and puffy (loves slapping your pussy with her big hands)

Jeongyeon: Dog hybrid, more specifically a siberian husky. Intimidating, loud with those she trusts, very cuddly and actually very protective. A naturally jealous partner, enjoys hearing you say her name over and over when you two have sex. Doesn't hit you at all because she is way too strong for that, but she knows exactly how to fuck you to the point of you losing counsciousness (literally);

Momo: Grey wolf. Big, introverted, more of a family hybrid, takes care of her partner but doesn't like rules and is often grumpy if she isn't satisfied with something. Is the type to spend hours on end eating you out because your needs come first. Huge dick and I mean it, like 23cm. Has a size kink and will trap you under her body when she feels like fucking. Buys you new underwear every chance she gets because she often rips them;

Sana: Artic Fox. Contrary to what most people feel, she doesn't give me these puppy vibes. She is playfull at times, yes, but when she is serious? intimidating as hell. I believe she navigates easily between serious and unserious, specially because of her cute demeanor. But at the end of the day she is a hunter and she will take whatever she wants. Loves to have you ass up and face down, specially to fuck your ass and get you to cum without barely touching your pussy. Also loves cum play and will get nasty with it;

Jihyo: Lioness. You can't say that the way she acts isn't the way of a lioness!! Jihyo is the epitome of fierce and motherly (and stern too when needed). Always careful to not scratch you, loves to fuck you missionary so she can stare into your eyes while she breeds you. Actually likes to pound into you while hugging your body against hers, specially her boobs against yours. Gets hard at the most basic things such as seeing you cook and will rail you from behind when it happens;

Mina: A cat. More specifically a raggdoll cat. Very sophisticated and elegant, doesn't get loud or throw tantrums but is quite territorial and will stare down with a blank face whoever gets near you; Likes the idea of getting people nervous because of her beauty and elegant demeanor. Loves to scratch you with her fangs but is careful around your boobs so she doesn't hurt them. The only one who was open since the beggining about enjoying the idea of getting fucked in the ass with your strap (and she loves it as much as she loves fucking you with her cock). Can cum just by getting her body massaged by your experient hands;

Dahyun: Red Panda. Small and way too cute, can't seem intimidating or disobedient even if she wants to. She is classy and loves to spend time around you, specially at your feet sleeping. Unintetionally funny and charismatic. Traditional, doesn't let you get near her ass, but will sub enough to let you fuck her amazon position style and loves breeding you in this position too so she can suck you off aftweards. Really loves to be under you looking into your eyes as you clench and sink on her cock;

Tzuyu: Deer. There's no denying her that. Pretty and sophisticated like Mina, doesn't like big crowds specially if there are hybrids involved, she prefers quietly observing. Her ears are always perched up, brown and white. Is the epitome of grace, very submissive to the point of letting you make any (and I mean any) decision for her. cries if she feels overstimulated and loves to watch you ride her cock with the most adorable expression and flushed cheeks. Not usually loud, gets you crazy when you lean to kiss her while fucking yourself on her cock and she quietly whimpers " yes mommy, please"

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Moments in “Fast X” that I felt was bizarre even for this franchise (THIS IS ALL SPOILERS):

1) Pete Davidson randomly shows up just to be Pete Davidson.

2) Jason Momoa’s performance felt like they just told him to act like Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter. Or just a Jojo villain in general.

3) Letty and Cipher get sent to Antarctica, where Gisele just shows up at the end in a submarine despite clearly dying in the 6th one. That’s LITERALLY how the movie ended.

4) They got Alan Ritchson (the guy from Reacher) to play a buff CIA agent who hates barbecues and families. Also, maybe this is just me, but I felt like he was also Jason Momoa’s love interest? I just got the vibes.

5) The weird shot of the camera following Vin Diesel’s muscles which led into the car’s engines.

6) There was a 15-minute sequence where they chased a nuclear bomb that was rolling around the streets of Rome.

7) John Cena using three tequila bottles to power his mini plane.

8) Tyrese taped millions of dollars on his shirt and was just carrying that around the whole movie.

9) Rita Moreno was randomly there as Vin Diesel’s grandma.

10, EDIT) I forgot one other moment. Because F9 retconned Tokyo Drift, there was a sequence where the Agents of SHIELD (I know they’re the “Agency”, but it was basically Marvel’s SHIELD) are reviewing footage of their previous missions. One mission featured clips from Tokyo Drift.

[marcelllyn]

Best lovers- Oops, friends.

Sam is my boy of the month, and wow what a man!

Synopsis: Sam and Letty have been best friends since college, after a while they meet again at Bobby's house. But this time something strange is happening.

Warnings: English is not my first language, Possible mention of blood, mentions of pain and hallucinations.

In college, I remember being great friends with Sam, and we were glued to each other everywhere. Like conjoined, or Siamese, siblings. We both had crazy families who hunted peculiar things, with brothers devoted to their parents, and a dream of escaping that life. We were roommates, two Nerds, he graduated in law and I graduated in psychology, we were going to escape from that family curse that we carried. Together.

So when Jessica showed up, Sam left to live with her, which wasn't really a problem since he didn't ignore me. Whatever happened, he was scared that Jessica would find out about hunting, about his family, about his mother. The memory was vivid, me sitting on the cafeteria bench with some friends while he laughed with Jess on a bench far away, pretending to be someone he wasn't. He always wanted me if it was hurt or jealousy.

Anyway, the day I heard a knock on the door and saw him standing there and sad, with that puppy dog ​​look, and he hugged me tightly crying over his girlfriend's death, I knew that everything was lost, that he was lost and I didn't He was going to rest until he found the thing that killed his mother and his girlfriend. That was the last day I saw him.

Looking out the window of a truck that reeked of booze, I let my mind wander through the good memories I had at the college I dropped out of. Traveling the world and hunting supernatural things runs in the family. I chuckled as I remembered Sam. Even though a few years have passed, the longing for him never went away.

— So, how are your parents doing? — Bobby who was in my direction, questions, an old friend of my mother who has been a nanny on many occasions. — You know, after death, your sister.

— They are doing well, sad, but recovering. — I gave a robotic answer.

— Sad, but well, what a beautiful way to describe grief. – He murmured. — And how do you feel?

I looked at him smiling and responding:

— I feel good, strangely, it's as if she were still alive. Only far away, like she always was.

— She was a great hunter. You remove it from her. -Bobby laughed. — I remember that she played hunting vampires while you pretended to be a victim of the situation, when you weren't kissing the teddy bears saying that you had fallen in love.

— I've always been very soft-hearted and you know that. — I poked him. — She was really great, but unfortunately not even a great hunter can resist a shot.

Bobby agreed, shaking his head.

— You two have always been like two daughters that I never had, I have to say that having four children that are not yours is very difficult. — He laughed sarcastically. — I had to see her face when you left home to study psychology. She screamed, cried, I think she was afraid of being alone or jealous that you were brave enough to leave the hunt.

Four? I felt a pang of jealousy, who were these two other girls that Bobby considered his daughters?

— That's just like her. — I gave a painful laugh. —But I got back on track. Let the spirits and werewolves prepare! — I screamed.

We both laughed. I wanted to honor my sister, continue the family thing, and with the help of Bobby who was like family.

— I hope you don't mind. — He said as he parked in front of his house, which must have been a mess. — I have two other people accommodated, hunters too. Try to be kind, they are going through a difficult situation.

—What kind of difficult situation? — I got my backpacks. — Being in this house is already a difficult situation, how long has it been since you cleaned?

—Watch how you talk, young lady. — He took the backpack from my hands. — One of them kind of sold his soul to save the other's life, they're looking for a way to reverse it, and I swear I'm going crazy with them.

— That sounds interesting. — I turned the handle with more force than necessary, as it was super dirty and rusty.

I entered the house where I spent many good times with my sister, messy as always, but at least it wasn't smelly.

— I'm going to clean this place up. — I commented. —And where are the two visitors?

— They must have left, anyway, feel free to clean up, just don't touch the magazines under my bed.

I frowned, it was disgusting to think that he saw naked women.

— How disgusting! — I let out a shrill laugh. — If I'm going to spend time here, I better organize some things.

I settled in one of Bobby's forgotten rooms that were full of boxes and rubble, lucky for me that I had gotten there early. It took me a whole morning and most of the afternoon with Bobby to tidy up the room and get the dust out of that house. Cleaning the disgusting bathroom that was full of hair in the drain and expensive hair products.

At the end of the day, I was sitting on the couch painting my nails while Bobby watched the football game to hide his concern.

— What do you think of a pizza?

— I think it would be a good idea, my boys will be home soon and hungry. — He took a sip of beer.

— Your boys? — She said intrigued. — Don't tell me you hired…

-No! Obviously not! — He was so stressed that, if he wanted, he took the trouble to make a joke. — Order two, please.

I got up from the couch, leaving the red nail polish on the coffee table and picked up the phone, dialed the number of the pizzeria and walked around the house while ordering a cheese pizza and another Margherita. Being in the hallway, I heard voices coming from the room. For some reason, my heart seemed to be beating faster at one of the familiar voices.

I walked into the living room again, looking at my toenails, which were super smudged red.

— The pizza is about to arrive and I don't drink beer, so I'll buy some juice… — I looked up.

A man in a leather jacket was sitting on the couch messing with my nail polish.

-Goodnight. — He said gently. — You must be one of Bobby's boys. — I tried to say that without laughing.

The man raised his green eyes to see me and smiled, putting down his nail polish.

-Goodnight. — He gave a sideways smile. — Look, when you say it like that, it sounds weird, but what about you? Is that his girlfriend? I didn't know he was into that attitude.

I laughed and sat down next to him.

-No! — She said a little offended, but with a smile on her face. - Bobby is like a father to me, I'm just spending time here.

— Well, there are two of us, yes. — He got a little closer. — I'm Dean and wow, how lucky am I…

I turned my face away, choked on my words when I saw Sam there, standing there with a beer in his hand.

—Sam? — I got up.

—Letty! — He said excitedly. — But what… Are you and Bobby?

-No! — Bobby responded quickly, then taking a deep breath. — She is the daughter of some friends of mine, practically the same as you. Where do you two know each other from?

-Faculty. — We repeat in unison.

— Ah, so this is Letty… — Dean murmured. — Sam talks about you a lot, annoyingly.

I laughed, as if I was unable to understand anything. But I soon remembered what Bobby had told me when I arrived.

— Who was it… Sam, did you make a pact for Dean? Or was it the other way around? — I asked, taking a step closer to Sam.

— That's a long story for later! — Dean coughed, pretending to be melancholy. —Was she your college crush?

Sam laughed, shaking his head and said:

— Kind of yes, kind of no.

I opened my eyes wide, OK, that had taken me by surprise. But I cleared my throat, changing the subject.

— I'm really happy to see you again, Sam, and I'm really happy to meet you Dean. Sam loved talking bad about you. — I joked. — And I ordered pizza.

In addition to being happy, I was nervous. Sam or Dean had their souls at stake, and it was making me anxious.

— Bobby, how many children were you a father figure? — Dean said, getting up and grabbing a beer.

— Only four. Bobby laughed. — So, what did you find out today?

As he and Dean talked, my eyes were glued to this man who looked more like a double-door refrigerator. It was almost magical how handsome he was, how tall he was and how his hair was so well taken care of.

—So, what are you doing here? — He asked, approaching, I took a step back.

— I came to spend time with Bobby, help him with some cases.

— But you don't even like hunting. — Sam commented, taking another step closer. — And it’s dangerous

— The world is a danger in itself. So which of the two handsome guys died?

— Topic for later. — He pinched my nose. — And your sister? Didn't she come along?

— She… — I sighed and laughed. — He's traveling. — I lied, I didn't want him to feel sorry, he already looked bad enough.

— Crazy in both terms, Bobby as he is known. - He laughed, tucking his hair behind his ear.

— I think this proves that we are connected by something bigger. — I poked.

We heard the noise at the door. The pizza. I signaled with my eyes for him to excuse me and went to the door, I started to feel a sharp pain in my head. The voices in the room stopped, and a silence fell. I tried to open the doors with shaking hands, and when I managed to do so, I fell forward, in front of feet wearing pink boots. I looked up and saw myself there, literally, my ten-year-old self, with a sad face, wearing a pink dress and with both scraped knees. He held a strangely familiar necklace.

— Don't trust her, don't let him trust her. — Mine, I started repeating it several times. And then it stopped. — You have to protect him. She comes to get him.

She dropped the necklace to the floor, the pendant being a piece of stone shaped into the shape of an S but stained with blood. As she walked away, but without taking her eyes off me, I clutched my chest, it felt like my heart was trying to get out of my chest. My whole body started to feel cold, I screamed in panic and pain, but it seemed like no one could hear me. I closed my eyes and tried to take a deep breath and get up from the floor, but the pain in my chest and head was leaving me paralyzed.

— Letty, is everything okay?

At that moment, I couldn't distinguish which voice it was. But the moment I opened my eyes, all the pain was gone, I was in the living room, lying on the couch, with three men looking at me worriedly. I didn't feel any pain.

-Yes I am well. — I got up quickly by reflex. — Has the pizza arrived yet? — I asked bewildered.

Sam's strong hand placed me on the couch again.

— Look, you might have hit your head, or something. — Dean said, putting ice on my head. — I was lying in front of the door when we saw you.

— I didn't hit my head. — I took the ice out of my head. — It was a silly faint, I haven't been eating properly.

Sam laughed a little irritated, he hated it when he laughed in that superior and worried way. And I smiled at him, very genuinely.

— Fainting is never a silly thing! —Bobby and Sam said at the same time.

I got up again, I wanted to say what had happened, but I was embarrassed. So I simply said:

— It must be the contraceptive I'm taking, it's driving my body crazy! — I laugh nervously.

The three were silent. I walked to the kitchen with the pizza on the table. I tried to avoid them, trying to absorb what had just happened, the reason for that vision, the necklace. And of course the necklace represented Sam. But why? I thought it ended a few years ago, but no, apparently being the weird person who has visions is my charm. I took a deep breath, leaning on the sink counter.

I looked at the door. Sam was looking at me with furrowed eyebrows.

— I must have scared the delivery man. How long did I pass out? — I sat down trying to look normal.

— About ten minutes. — Sam replied, placing his hand on my forehead. — You should change contraceptives. And after all, why do you take it? You are in no danger of getting pregnant anyway.

I laughed and closed my eyes.

— Haven't I? — I provoked. — And I take it so I don't have to go through the unbearable pain of my colic. — He said dramatically.

— We both know you'll stay a virgin until you die.

It will be? — I raised my eyebrows.

— Terrible liar.

— Terrible… — I rolled my eyes. — I lost my touch.

He looked at me sideways with concern.

—Stop looking at me like that, you weirdo.

— You're the weird one here.

— You are more. — I got up, going to get a glass.

I was surprised with a strong hug. He placed his face in my neck and sniffled as if he missed my scent. I could have done the same if he wasn't so tall and my face wasn't so comfortable on his chest.

[oc-tournaments]

TOURNAMENT BRACKET - ROUND ONE!

For the first round, the pairings are entirely randomised! After this, the winner of each round will go against the one beside it (for example, A vs B, C vs D - A + D win, go against each other). This makes more sense to me please trust.

The bracket is as seen below!! (The text will be under the cut for anyone who can't get the image to load.)

I'll decide on posting the polls when I have all the posts made and saved in drafts. Stay tuned!

ROUND ONE

The Hunter vs The Hero

Sky vs Saturn

B vs Sudo Higashikata

Epiales vs Aamir Al Hashim

Leah Garminebhel vs Tristan Castellane

Brutus Wintergreen vs Nathan Merritt

Pyrene Pulsirnu vs Lorelei “Smith”

Patient 107 vs Letti Gallet

Ichiko Takeda vs Emmanuel Ochora

Dalo vs Andrew McCarthy/Hero

Hari Forlorn vs Salvanan

Proas vs Joseph

Linnea vs Patrica Evelar

Renella Valteri vs Nelson Maxwell

Bibs vs Crion

Aster vs Alex Shevchenko

Mevlyn Oberon Nero vs Danzmyr Maeneld

Frank Waters vs Nathan

Iris vs Zane Nicholls

Tamara vs Cher Griffith

Elliott C. Samuels vs Gabriel

Professor Maxwell vs Damsel

Yuki-Onna (Yukio Nayuki) vs Graham King

Phoenix vs Lottie

Blake Stevens vs Amaris Tasse

Megan vs Salem

[carrotsnake]

Botw/Totk headcanon: Sheikah NPCs beyond Kakariko

after impa being the Last of Her Kind for nearly 20 years, we were kind of spoiled with the era of wilds sheikah. still, kakariko is known for it's older population and botw makes a point to let us know paya isn't used to seeing people her age. this post is about asking 'where are they?' and filling in the gaps. being a peaceful farming village it makes sense the younger gens would want to leave as soon as they can for some adventure.

sheikah typically have hair on the grey-to-white scale (granté proves this isn't a requirement), and unlike the past games they have a greater diversity in eye colour. below is a list of hylian npcs that look too young to have greying hair that i hc are either from kakariko, or have some sheikah ancestry.

from left to right: lecia, letty, mina, her brother mils by proxy, teli, juney, and baumar. i'll go into more detail about each under the cut, comparing them from the 2 games alongside some more headcanons. some of them i haven't found in totk yet, so i'll edit when i do.

pic on the left side is them in botw, totk on the right.

Mina is a treasure hunter looking for loot with her brother by the exchange ruins outside the great plateau. the siblings also show up in the dlc. they're trying to steal a sheikah heirloom back from the yiga hideout, though they don't know it's purpose - they just wanna sell it. in totk she walks on the path between lakeside stable and lurelin. she says that even treasure hunters deserve some fun once in a while, so we can assume she's takin' it easy. Mils, meanwhile...

...joined the zonai survey team, and moans about what tough work it is. he walks through pagos woods to the zonai ruins. he joined in the hopes it would lead him to treasure, but he hasn't had his lucky break yet. most hylians travel from stable to inn and can be assumed not to have a proper home due to the lasting effects of the calamity. this is my bias but i like to think he's talking about kakariko when he mentions home. let him grow some pumpkins and wrangle cuccos. he wishes to live a quiet life.

i find it sweet him and mina are both in faron. maybe they decided to split up and cover more ground? with mina off sunbathing and sipping mimosas in lurelin, mils got the short end of the stick again.

Baumar:

'i hope you die': lazy, cliché, unrealistic. 'i hope your favourite botw npc gets mushroomed and bowlcutted': it's scary, it's possible, it's happening to me right now. such was the fate of our poor resident shield-surfer bro from botw. known for many hit quotes such as 'let's go bamboo! yahoo!', 'shield surfing is like, totally radical, dude', and my favourite:

in botw he rides his horse on the path between serenne and snowfield stable. in totk he's part of the fashion tour-group that run around hateno village. maybe he went to hebra to show his 'wicked' surfing moves to selmie and she said 'kid, if i let you out on the slopes you'll die. sorry'. his world was completely shattered beneath him like a broken shield, so he turned to cravats and puffy short shorts to cope.

his name is similar to the hills of baumer above deya village ruins. maybe he's a descendent of the few survivors. i wonder what his ancestors are thinking now, watching what he does with the gift of life.

Teli walks between fort hateno and hateno village. He sells ancient guardian parts and even mentions he trades them with Robbie. he has a high opinion of himself and tells you he's known across hyrule for his 'roguish good looks.' in totk he's one of the men in the 'Gourmets gone missing' Penn quest that gave himself food-poisoning by riverside stable. after which he scares away some cuccos and makes you wrangle them for a sidequest. just L after L for this dashing rogue.

Juney, now famous for her rupee grinding sand seal minigame, i instantly recognised as the epic divorce woman from rito village. her attitude is just as surly as ever but they gave her a soft side. i like that every minigame location could not be further from hateno. you'll find that school someday queen.

she was a newly wed mad at her husband, jogo, for choosing a cold place for their honeymoon. he begs you to give him flint to cook some baked apples for her to save their already failing marriage.

in totk they're not together, jogo inhabits a cabin in tabantha village ruins with another woman. he didn't give her enough baked apples.

Letty walks along the path between lakeside stable and lurelin. she gives you cooking tips and that's pretty much it. In totk, she and a friend are investigating the ring ruins in Kakariko together.

Lecia is a new character in totk. she's with the research team and plays a part in the foothill stable Penn quest, the one with all the men in underpants. she kind of looks like a grown up Koko. maybe a distant relative? but maybe she's not sheikah. maybe the sight of all those pasty naked men traumatised her so bad she got marie-antoinette syndrome from the shock. i haven't seen her since.

thank you if you read to the end. to clarify i'm working on some fic stuff and that entails finding npcs across the overworld to give some more lore. it's a sheikah focused fic so i needed some characters other than the kakariko residents. it's also just fun fleshing out random npcs to make the world feel more lived in. again, i'm missing some details like what mina does before you save lurelin, so i'll edit this post in the future.

[pokemonxhyperfixation]

Happy Cirno day lads/lass/more conversationally gender neutral form of lad (which i use gender neutrally normally but I recognize that is probably odd)!

I don’t really put much thought into Cirno ever, so instead I’ll be posting a headcanon for all of EoSD's cast (minus Meiling, I've run out of head canons about her to share), and also include the shit head idiot OC fairies of mine for fun. Actual post bellow cut.

Rumia: In my head, Rumia is a super spacey girly. Like, you (assuming you're someone she'd converse with) are having a conversation with her, and like half-way through, she just zones out and starts blankly staring off into space. She's also a fair bit smarter than she presents, but she may or may not be concussed like half the time due to blindly flying into trees and buildings. These two were not meant to be related, but might actually be in heinsight...

Daiyousei: I established in an earlier post that I believe Dai to be deaf and mute (can't hear or talk, I really hope mute isn't an offensive term...), but I actually have more thoughts on Dai (and other great fairies). Starting with actual Great Fairy HCs, all great fairies are larger, smarter, and have more developed brains (hovering around late teen to young adult stages of development, with Dai being on the lower end of that scale). Despite all this however, great fairies are typically still largely the same in behavior to normal fairies, and are not necissarily more powerful either. Oh, and as for Dai specific headcanons, she's chummy with Rumia and Mystia (despite neither actually knowing sign language), and is unfortunately usually the one to take responsibility for Cirno's fuckery.

CIRNO: It is her day, so I'll be sharing more for her than anyone else. For one thing, In my head Cirno is actually on the higher end of height when compared to other normal fairies (Hell and Great Fairies are larger than normal). She's also HELLA protective of Dai (which I think I said before, but it bares repeating), and WILL attack you if you make Dai feel any even remotely negative emotion. In my head, Cirno is somehow both a social butterfly who revels in the company of others, and is COMPLETELY socially inept. Like, to the point of starting fights on accident by mispeaking, or saying some right HEINOUS shit and not realizing how bad it is. She considers both Letty and Yuuka equally her mom, despite basically being completely unrelated to either. Both are quite fond of this, tho Letty more so just due to her enjoying the company more.

Koakuma: she's french.

Patchouli: Patchi has basically dumb lucked herself into a weird polycule adjacent thing with Alice (who she's like, actually dating) and Koakuma (who is super affectionate and wanting of affection). How someone who smells of mold and shitty beer can pull not one but TWO ladies, IDK. (Also Patchi is somehow immune to the affects of alcohol. So she's the SDM's designated driver.)

Sakuya: I subscibe to the fan theory that Sakuya was a Vampire hunter before the SDM. Short version of my HC Sakuya backstory is basically that she's of japanese blood but somehow became an English (Remi and Flan are Scottish in my head, blame Slayyer Guilty Gear) orphan. She was then taken in by vampire hunters, sent to deal with "vampire in south scottland" and failed misserably. Only survived because Remi is soft.

Remilia: As said prior, Remi is from Scottland in my head (again, blame Slayyer). While Remi is an adult in my mind, she's not a super mature adult (think early to mid 20s and brought up in a stupidly upper class family). While she does have a childish streak, she's pretty good at covering for it. While her staple outfit in the games and such is her prefered outfit, she'll switch into a suit if she has to do hand to hand combat.

Flandre: Flan is also Scottish, tho unlike Remi she's mostly lost the accent. I remember seeing a Headcanon somewhere that Flan's wings are the way they are because she accidentally destroyed them in the past and then bejeweled what remained, and I subscibe to that idea. Flan doesn't do much, but she did manage to smuggle a TV, cable, and a PS 1 into Gensokyo with her! She's since upgraded to a fire TV and a PS 2. She also got a Playstation 3 specifically to play Uncharted 3 (no, she has not played the first 2).

I have 5 Fairy OCs, all of which work for the SDM, but have only really characterized two of them, so you're only getting three.

Silver: She's the reason I said three. Haven't characterized her too much but there is enough to say. First up, she's a great fairy. Black Hair with glasses. She's the closest thing to a responsible fairy maid, though that really isn't saying much. She originates from Mystia's Izakaya actually, with this being the name I gave to the Fairy Maid Shopkeeper at the Hakurei Shrine. She's a Sakuya simp. That's all I have for her.

Here she is in MC, doesn't have the glasses but Fairy Maids don't have a skin with glasses so this is as close as it gets. Let's just assume Kiwi broke them or something.

Kiwi: A green haired fairy maid. She originates from my Zooge world in minecraft actually, being one of the fairy maids I have in an "exhibit" (it's just a big house people can walk into). She's a little clumsy lass, who's prone to making mistakes. She's trying her best tho. Would you believe if I said that, despite her name, she is deathly allergic to kiwis? Because she is.

Here she is in MC! Not the hair she's meant to have, but I had a peaceful mode incident (fairies are hostile mobs) and couldn't get the right hair style, which I forgot what as at this point. Ignore the blue bitch in the BG, she's one of the one's I'm not talking about.

Finally Frilly! A fairy maid with long, light brown hair. Just like Silver, her origins lie in Mystia's with her being the fairy that sells you alcohol outside the SDM in that game (I named Frilly before Silver btw). She's a relatively quiet type, not super chatty or sociable but will hold up a conversation. She's also really good at sneaking out. The catch is that she's super injury prone. She get's herself hurt alot.

Here she is in MC. Like Silver, not super accurate but I'm pretty sure the mod she's from doesn't even have fairies with the right hair color so oh well.

[sepublic]

We know Weavel fought Samus on Zebes during Zero Mission, which led to him being rebuilt as a cyborg. But the only Space Pirates we see in that game are Kraid, Ridley, Mother Brain... and the Zebesian Space Pirates, who also have a more powerful palette swap.

So the only takeaway is that Weavel was one of these guys; Hunters was released a little over two years after Zero Mission, so I assume the writers should've known that game's lore as well, maybe even read the manga (or skimmed it, IDK if the translation was available around that time, though TBF maybe some knew Japanese).

...Problem is, Weavel is specifically stated to have fought Samus in Brinstar. And Space Pirates don't actually show up in Brinstar, save for in an earlier version of Zero Mission. In terms of lore, we do have the Zero Mission manga, in which the only appearance of Space Pirates in Brinstar fighting Samus is when she lures them into getting attacked by the native Skrees.

Could you fucking imagine if Weavel was one of these dinguses? His battle with Samus is implied to have been something brutal but instead it's just him getting Skree'd. I guess the Skrees must've eaten most of Weavel's body, whichever Space Pirate he is, before he got rescued. Lmao. If we had to choose between these two, I’d say it’s the one on the left; The one on the right looks like his brain is getting blended, which goes against Weavel’s brain being one of the only parts of him left intact. Meanwhile, Lettie seems to be injured between his neck and shoulder, which is more of a feasible survival.

As a complete joke suggestion there’s also Deorem, the only boss in Brinstar. But not only does the manga have Samus refer to it as part of the Zebesian ecosystem, it’d also be really absurd if its brain and spinal cord was proportionally small enough to fit into Weavel’s cybernetic frame. Are we supposed to reconcile these aspects by saying the Space Pirates recruited and promoted local wildlife??? Then again Draygon and Phantoon exist in Super and have statues alongside Kraid and Ridley. What is Metroid lore.

In the end, it's kind of an obvious contradiction that could've easily been avoided by just NOT name-dropping Brinstar. Hunters developer Richard Vorodi did suggest that if Metroid 1 got another remake, he’d have Weavel actually properly show up, but it seems a bit optimistic to assume he would be hired for that game’s development, given it’s a 2D entry.

For now, let's just say that Weavel is a Zebesian. And we also know he was a general, too! There are two variants of Zebesian in Zero Mission; The common red ones, and the elite gray ones vulnerable only to Samus' beam attacks. Given his ranking, I'm inclined to say Weavel is the latter.

Not only that, but I like to HC he's one of the two elite Zebesians you fight at the very end of the game; Literally the last two enemies you ever fight in Zero Mission. They can screw you up at the end of the escape sequence, hitting surprisingly hard and being in a cramped environment. I’ve died a few times to these specific guys, dreading them in playthroughs!

And with the other pirate leaders -Kraid, Ridley, and Mother Brain- out of commission at the moment, I think it makes sense that Weavel is Samus' final opponent, trying to cut her off as the last obstacle (and a decent one) in the path to a completed Zero Mission. In fact, Weavel was probably the guy in charge of the Mother Ship following Mother Brain's destruction, since we know Ridley has been transferred to the Frigate Orpheon in orbit above. With Mecha Ridley mostly just an unthinking weapon, that would make Weavel the game's final, unstated antagonist.

In true poetic fashion, we still wouldn't be able to identify Weavel specifically, because he once again is part of a Space Pirate pair. But that just makes the choice out of these two elite Zebesians specifically feel all the more right to me.

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Episode 8 Thoughts on That Scene

Spoilers for TBB

I just wanna touch on something from this episode that touches on some things I've seen people say that I don't necessarily agree with.

(This is not me hating on their opinions btw, I just have different thoughts).

Up until this point, I've seen a few people saying that the only reason Echo stayed with the Batch this long was because of Omega. Now don't get me wrong, it's definitely a massive part of that decision, but I don't agree with the idea that it's the only reason.

I think something we all need to understand is that Echo's choice to join Rex isn't an easy one, just like the choice to join the Batch wasn't. Echo deeply cares about all of his brothers and it took a lot for him to make the choice to walk away from that. I think a good example of this is at the beginning of the episode when Echo says that without the Batch he would still be trapped on Skako Minor. He looks over at them at this point and I think part of it is him thinking about just how much he owes these people. They saved his life. He can't just leave them behind when they have helped him so much.

And I don't want to make it sound like Echo only stayed out of guilt. Like I said earlier, he still cares about his brothers. But it definitely played a hand in his decision. There's probably a part of him that feels bad about leaving, but ultimately he has to make the decision that is best for himself.

And I also think that that's an interesting thing for Echo. He has always been about helping other people, and yes, his decision to join Rex is heavily based on the fact that he wants to help others, but this decision is also for him. It's where he feels like he needs to be.

And clearly he's spoken to the Batch about this as well. He didn't just drop it on all of them last minute. At some point he told them he was going to stay with Rex and they were all supportive of that. They understand that this is what Echo needs in the same way they understood his need to leave the 501st. I think leaving becomes slightly easier for Echo when he knows that the guys don't resent him for it. He has their support and that makes it easier because they don't make it seem like he owes them for anything. I think it's also why Echo left the 501st in the first place. Because Rex let him know that he respected his decision. It's that support that takes out the guilt element. He knows that his brothers will respect his choice.

And back to the point that I touched on at the beginning, it isn't an easy decision. He doesn't want to leave his brothers behind but it's a case of doing what he believes is best. It's evident in his facial expressions that he's going to miss them. He will always be there for his brothers when he needs them and he will always love them.

Something that stood out to me was when he said "it was where I was needed" in response to Omega asking why he stayed with the Batch. Was. Past tense. Echo goes where he believes he needs to go. Does this mean he thinks he doesn't have a place with the squad anymore? No. He even tells Omega he'll be back. But there are other people who need him right now. That chapter of his life is closed but he will return. As much as it hurts, I totally respect Echo's decision to stay with Rex and so do the Batch. He loves his brother's deeply but right now their goals don't overlap. They'll meet again when the time is right.

I am slightly intrigued by what Hunter said though. "Remember what I said." At first I thought this might be something to do with a conversation that he had with Echo that we didn't see, and that may still be the case. But I saw someone on Twitter (I'm sorry, I don't remember who it was) comparing that scene to TCW season 7. "If you feel like you don't fit in with them, find us." I don't know if that's the line Hunter was referring to, but it's possible? Echo made the choice to stay with Rex because that feels like the place where he belongs right now. But Hunter's letting him know that if he gets to the point where he feels like that isn't the right place for him anymore, he can always come back to the squad.

Now I don't know if that is what he's talking about, or if he did say something else to Echo, but I think it's another thing that has made Echo feel more comfortable with that decision. He hasn't lost his connection to the Batch. They will always be willing to let him back. They won't hate him for the choice he made.

Echo is still their brother.

And ultimately that's the little push Echo needed. He stayed with them because he cares about Omega. He stayed with them because he cares about his brothers. He stayed with them because that was where his place was.

But as soon as that changed, he felt a level of guilt about considering leaving. He didn't want to just walk away when he owes them so much. But the moment they reassure him that they respect his choice, that's when he goes. Because they don't hate him. They never will. He's their brother and they want what's best for him in the same way he wants what's best for them. And when he feels the time is right to return, they'll welcome him back with open arms.

Ultimately, Echo's decision is a complex one. It was never just as simple as staying for Omega. He wanted to stay for all of them.

But right now, this is the right choice for Echo.

[Wow, these posts always end up longer than I plan. Did it get repetitive in places? I'm not sure but I have a lot of thoughts and feelings I want to get down. Some things have sat with me for a while, some came to me while I was writing this but yeah, I hope I got my point across.]

[joyfulmagic]

Inktober Poem — “Kill The Witch” for Prompt: “Witch”

“Kill The Witch” by Lettie CW: witch hunts/witch-phobia (is that a term?), calling out the patriarchy, cursing (censored), death, slight implications of witches being feminine coded in language (hard to avoid when mainly women were targeted for witchcraft historically), witch stereotypes (not necessarily negative), fire, alluding to modern “witch hunts” (note an eye roll here), Christian-normativity in Western civilizations (in a bad light, no offense intended), rhabdophobia (fear of magic).

Author’s Notes:

I was inspired by the witch hunts in Europe and the Americas, especially the Salem Witch Trials (1690s) and the early ones in Germany during the 1400s.

I tried avoiding gendered language (aside from the slurs), as witches can be any gender identity or sex. 

It was hard due to the misogyny associated with anti-witch rhetoric, plus most accused (and/or killed) during the witch trial were feminine presenting / considered women. Granted, that does not mean men were never accused. Mind you, they didn’t really accept “other” gender identities historically in Western Europe and the Americas post-Columbus… 

I really wanted to write something about the identity of being a witch, but this ended up being a “vent poem” about how it feels to be on the fringes of society / counterculture.

The moldy wheat reference is to the theory that the supposed “witchcraft” during certain witch hunts was the actual cause of abnormal behavior in the supposed “witchcraft victims”.

I intentionally used slurs used against women, as a woman is the worst thing you can be in a patriarchal society sometimes. The language is misogynistic and harmful to someone of any gender identity. You’re feminine? Then you’re living up to negative stereotypes. You’re masculine? Then you aren’t manly enough. That’s why I used those terms - because of that stupid mentality amongst some societies.

This is very European/American coded, as I didn’t want to write about other cultures that I know less about the role of “witches” and “witchcraft” in such as Asian and Pan-African cultures. 

I mention tarot toward the end, and how non-witches…are “intrigued” by witchy-stuff in a disrespectful manner, where it is more like we’re sideshow acts or carnival workers. I know not all witches use tarot/divination, but it felt right for the poem.

“Kill the witch!” They yell. “B!tch!” They call us. Burnt at the stake Stoned to death, with bloodshot eyes Deluded, they try to kill us

“Kill the witch!” They demand. “Wh0re!” They call us Mistreated Misused Unloved?

“Kill the witch!” They call out. “Cow!!” They call us. Shall we call them sir and ma’am? As we burn

“Kill the witch!” They chant. “S!ut!” They call us Wink and blow ‘em a kiss As the flames surround your ankles

“Kill the witch!” They roar. “Harlot!” They call us Is it really so wrong what we do? We can burn you too

“Kill the witch?” They murmur “Where’d the witch go?” Crowds demand to know A giggle fills the air as the village sets aflame, Who is the prey and who is the hunter now?

“Kill the witch!” They scream in fear. “Where’d the witch go?” They search the skies We don’t ride brooms, But baby do we fly. “Kill the witch!” They determined. No justice, oblivious to innocence Can’t you be strong and smart? Or did you eat some moldy wheat?

“Kill the witch!” They chant again. “You trollop!” They insult. What sins have we committed? Are our hearts shrunken and black?

“Kill the witch!” The voices fade. “Kill the witch?” The voices ask The witch smiles knowingly, Having been here centuries before.

“Kill the witch!” They call for once more. “Witch! Witch! Witch!” They chant It’s been six-hundred years We don’t die darlings

“Kill the witch!” “Kill the witch!” “Kill the witch!” It’s a witch hunt, you see. “Kill the witch!” The crowd demands. A smirk upon the witch’s lips, Weaving the magic of freedom. We break free from convention, We break free from the flames. We soar into our ascent to power.

“Long live the witch!” They chant now.  They only like us when we’re helpful. Our ancestors are the ones who didn’t have their souls burn, The ones who were midwives and healers, Knowing nature’s remedies. 

“Witch, tell me my fate” They demand. A small smirk once more, The flames now lighting a candle wick. Flipping over the tarot card,  Death smiles up at the witch.

[jlilycorbie]

I’m thinking about Lettie, vampire secretary at the monster hunter’s association, and how she’s 700 years old and for some part of those years, the place where she works was a terror haunting her nights.

I’m thinking about how long 700 years is, and how short human lifespans are in comparison. And how much shorter than usual a lot of monster hunter’s lives often are. How those monster hunters might feel disposable.

And how Lettie probably cares about every single person who is part of the association (even the ones she doesn’t necessarily like). How she definitely knows everyone’s birthday and big anniversaries, and how everyone gets something from her for each of those days, even if it’s something small that no one else necessarily knows about because that person doesn’t like attention.

How she made sure everyone there has the best health insurance they can offer, and how she makes sure they get care for whatever they need, not just the work-related injuries that don’t go through insurance, anyway.

How Lettie most of the other people around the association come and go, but Lettie’s always there, looking out for everyone, including everyone who has to come into the association’s custody for any reason.

I really like Lettie. I don’t know if I’m going to leave her entire story in the bit of flash I dreamed up or if I’m going to build it out into something bigger.

(If you missed Lettie’s intro to the world, it’s over here.)

[ofdisregard]

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this could result in potential ships, familial connections, platonic pairings, etc. muses that have faceclaims on either person's banned pages have been excluded.

Hannah Wells (gideon adlon) × Edward Sinclair (jonathan bailey)

Joshua Talbot (archie renaux) × Eleanor Whitmore (anne hathaway)

Evelyn Harker (daisy edgar jones) × Elias Ashcroft (ben barnes)

Olivia Soto (rachel zegler) × Dominic Reyes (jon bernthal)

Jurian (ben barnes) × Sigrid Eiríksdóttir (davika hoorne)

Thorn Sanna (millie alcock) × Devin Bahar (bella hadid)

Jules Kimura (sonoya mizuno) × Riley Voss (gideon adlon)

Lettie Deacon (tati gabrielle) × Caroline Mae Whitaker (josefine frida pettersen)

Rowan Landry (drew starkey) × Valeria Álvarez (eva de dominici)

Yvette Stokes (minka kelly) × Eirik Ulriksson (alexander ludwig)

Bronwyn Vanssera (evan rachel wood) × Isabella Ainsworth (hannah dodd)

Jennifer Jolee (samara weaving) × Han Ji-seok (lee do-hyun)

Brenna Jenson (alexa demie) × Mieka Shaw (madison beer)

Gillian Moore (sophie skelton or abigail cowen) × Logan Hayes (aaron taylor-johnson)

Louie McCoy (mason gooding) × Selin Aksoy (dilan çiçek deniz)

Emma Nelson (olivia scott welch) × Iris Marlowe (margaret qualley)

Forest Adler (keanu reeves) × Sienna Moretti (madelyn cline)

Juniper Thornsbank (havana rose liu) × Selene Thorne (phoebe tonkin)

Reggie Clarke (blu hunt) × Cristiano Romani (jack gilinsky)

Lorenzo Fisher (fabien frankel) × Astrid Thorsdóttir (katheryn winnick)

Molly Ivory Gao (lola tung or gemma chan) × Mieka Shaw (madison beer)

Tess Servopoulos (anna torv or rebecca ferguson) × Elias Ashcroft (ben barnes)

Rachel Lynch (jessie mei li) × Selin Aksoy (dilan çiçek deniz)

Ophelia Kelley (anya chalotra) × Riley Voss (gideon adlon)

Niclaus Landry (boyd holbrook) × Eirik Ulriksson (alexander ludwig)

Tara Knowles (crystal reed) × Eleanor Whitmore (anne hathaway)

Percivel Guthrie (kieron moore) × Logan Hayes (aaron taylor-johnson)

Star Adler (madison bailey or kiana madeira) × Devin Bahar (bella hadid)

Crow Landry (emma d'arcy) × Cristiano Romani (jack gilinsky)

Rhys Landry (glen powell) × Iris Marlowe (margaret qualley)

Barbara Barlow (zazie beetz) × Selene Thorne (phoebe tonkin)

Arlo Muller (emilio sakraya) × Dominic Reyes (jon bernthal)

Edward Cullen (jacob elordi) × Han Ji-seok (lee do-hyun)

Dimitri Belikov (kieron moore) × Valeria Álvarez (eva de dominici)

Archer Nelson (charlie rowe or logan lerman) × Caroline Mae Whitaker (josefine frida pettersen)

Billie Wyndham (diana agron) × Edward Sinclair (jonathan bailey)

Aldrich Lavore (oliver jackson cohen) × Astrid Thorsdóttir (katheryn winnick)

Frances Oliver Chase (daisy edgar jones or anne hathaway) × Sienna Moretti (madelyn cline)

Samiris Lemore (matilda lutz) × Sigrid Eiríksdóttir (davika hoorne)

Arwin Heller (alex meraz) × Isabella Ainsworth (hannah dodd)

Jade Huang (chloe bennet) × Valeria Álvarez (eva de dominici)

Natalia Acosta (melissa barrera) × Cristiano Romani (jack gilinsky)

Wren Coyne (kristen kruek) × Devin Bahar (bella hadid)

Dean DiLaurentes (mason gooding) × Eleanor Whitmore (anne hathaway)

Ava Landry (katheryn newton) × Isabella Ainsworth (hannah dodd)

Blair James (samara weaving) × Riley Voss (gideon adlon)

Leopold Da Costa (chay suede) × Edward Sinclair (jonathan bailey)

Penelope Lehane (victoria pedretti) × Elias Ashcroft (ben barnes)

Floyd Munoz (danny ramirez) × Dominic Reyes (jon bernthal)

Jill Valentine (sonoya mizuno) × Selene Thorne (phoebe tonkin)

Hunter Fiske (harry collette or ryan corr) × Selin Aksoy (dilan çiçek deniz)

Ivan Pavlov (drew starkey) × Caroline Mae Whitaker (josefine frida pettersen)

Owen Dawes (lewis pullman) × Astrid Thorsdóttir (katheryn winnick)

Sally Morales (camila mendes) × Sigrid Eiríksdóttir (davika hoorne)

Delilah Wolfe (alexa demie) × Logan Hayes (aaron taylor-johnson)

Matilda Forester (zendaya) × Mieka Shaw (madison beer)

Emmaline James (margot robbie) × Iris Marlowe (margaret qualley)

Isabella Lin (chase sui wonders) × Eirik Ulriksson (alexander ludwig)

Ginerva Sousa (aubrey plaza) × Sienna Moretti (madelyn cline)

Camille Wyndham (rosamund pike) × Han Ji-seok (lee do-hyun)

Magnolia Grey (adria arjona) × Devin Bahar (bella hadid)

Skye Rogers (cailee spaeny) × Elias Ashcroft (ben barnes)

[ahearts-a-heavyburden]

Tuesday, November 19 — All You Can Eat Buffet!: Sophie's Smorgasbord

All Time Meal – PB&J – When Sophie’s mother passed, her father was bereft, lost without her. Time kept moving and in between the waves of grief he was still a parent. It was hard for the newly widowed to gather the will to make square meals for the both of them without Honey. The one thing he could always count on was a peanut butter and jelly. One with and one without crust, obviously. Jean Hadder didn’t know it then, but in the darkest days of scrounging the pantry he made a tangible comfort for his daughter. Sophie saw her father with the eyes of her mother. She saw the love in a PB&J. They were simple and perfect, a way to remember her father’s love for her and her mother persisted through any circumstance. 

Lunch – Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets – Sophie had already been feeling guilty about her weight in the world. Jean and Honey had raised her to care for people and be kind to animals, so why was endorsing their doom something she should continue? She still remembers looking at the nuggets on her plate and bursting into tears. An animal shaped like another animal, meant to be cute for consumption. She remembers Jean laughing when she explained, it was silly to cry over. He understood his daughter’s sensitivity and from then on always had an alternative for her and as always, a lack of judgment. 

Salad – Caesar Salad – Sophie may have committed to a vegetarian lifestyle years ago, but she did like to try places she hadn’t been before. That was why she found herself in the Hunted Deer that day, that horrid, awful day. Before the then sheriff directly threatened her or followed through on it, Sophie had to explain to the owner that a Caesar salad was not vegetarian. He seemed more than a little unconcerned and gave it to her dressing-less anyway. So, after she foolishly picked an unwinnable fight with a prominent hunter… Sophie cried into a styrofoam container of plain romaine lettuce. 

Dessert – Lemon Cake – Anyone would think Sophie’s favorite sweet had to be one of her own. She is constantly baking, under duress and simply for the pleasure of it all. They would be incorrect. Sophie’s favorite dessert is a glazed lemon cake from the bakery Lettie works at as a kitchen witch. Sophie knows her baking stales in comparison to something crafted by magic. She is incredibly proud of her sister, and getting a slice of the best cake in Ingary is just the cherry on top. Beverage – Hot Cocoa – ImperfectCocoa is what Sophie named herself in the anonymous Valentine’s email chains. It was a name she picked with care, as she didn’t want to give anyone the idea she was any kind of dream girl and hot cocoa is her favorite drink in the world. She preferred it over coffee and she didn’t care if it made her seem childish to say so. With Ingary bordering Switzerland, the Hadder often brought home Swiss chocolate to melt into cream and have a rich, warm, cozy drink on nights where the snow piled over the window panes.

[oc-tournaments]

ROUND TWO - MATCH 4

LORELEI "SMITH" vs LETTI GALLET

LORELEI SMITH: @mackelleo

LETTI GALLET: @lelielsshadow

VOTE BASED ON THE INFORMATION BELOW CUT!!

Propaganda Content Warnings: Familial death, plague for LORELEI. Emotional manipulation, arson, familial death for LETTI.

LORELEI "SMITH":

PROPAGANDA: There are precisely three things written in the personality section of Lorelei's D&D character sheet: doormat, golden retriever, and wet paper bag. She was an unwanted second child, had a lonely childhood, and inherited a terrifying "hunter's instinct" magical bloodline gift at the ripe old age of 6 (and her family never really explained what was going on to little ol' Lorelei)!

She then later lost her entire family, home, and culture in a massive pseudo-nuclear-reactor explosion that disintegrated half a goddamn continent. In the wake of the explosion, malicious wild magic coalesced into a sentient disease called the Spellplague, which corrupts regular people into the worst versions of themselves - while giving them potent magical powers to boot. Over the course of the next year, Lorelei studied the disease, learning that it was a) incurable, b) capable of evolving into more powerful versions, and c) a single evolved individual could wipe out a village in one devastating explosion.

In her research, Lorelei traveled to the frozen northern wastes of the world, and was turned to stone by an unknown force. She was freed from petrification over 1000 years later by a massive insurance corporation, who then strong-armed her into working for them (or else she'd be whisked off to a laboratory and never seen again).

Since then, she's been struggling to adapt to "modern" life, and has acquired a parasitic entity known as Cay, who latches on to individuals who have experienced great suffering (she feeds off of their pain).

THEME SONG:

LETTI GALLET:

PROPAGANDA: as a prefact to this i made her as a joke based on a Minecraft chicken family i set on fire. and then she became,, no longer a joke!

She grew up as a noble as 'Charlotte Buckington', then got into a God Awful relationship with some owl guy named Evander Strix. her ex is, may I repeat, named EVANDER STRIX. so she got manipulated to hell and back by him and he convinced her to run away with him. what she did not know was that to distract her family from her running away, he was going to set their house on fire.

letti was forced to accidentally fake her own death while the rest of her family actually did die in said fire, then (understandably) proceeded to dump evander and run off on her own. she changed her name and turned to dumpster diving, basically living on the streets for a bit, whilst being stalked by her ex. she met her current husband (a duck guy named tobias!!), got married, and had a happy relationship for a few years!! and then one day there was a fire at the store tobias worked at, and she froze up instead of helping because she'd never really confronted her fear of fire like this before - and tobias didn't survive! so now she's haunted by the thought that maybe she could've saved him if she hadn't been 'such a coward', and she also doesn't know whether it was evander that caused the fire that killed tobias or if it really was a freak accident.

tl;dr - little chicken girl grew up to watch everyone in her life get cooked because she got w the wrong person when she was like 15, considers herself a danger to society because she thinks it's all her fault

THEME SONG: