For all the folks in the middle of the Monokuma and DILF Loving ven diagram
Headcanons under cut
•Big bear :3 (and short king!! Two for one special)
•Junko's weird uncle who is just as fucked up as she is <3 (well, maybe more)
•Loves his niece, tries to get into fashion for her sake (he's getting there)
•Hates his other niece, why tf is she even here???
• A triplet, one brother is an accident prone doctor, the other is in the mafia, they all want nothing to do with each other
•He, on the other hand, works for Hope's Peak and is fighting for Jin's job as Headmaster
• Has an adopted little sister who works as a teacher for HPA (he pushed her down the stairs)
•Wanted to be a cartoonist but no one would greenlight his show (no one wants to watch a cartoon about Jigsaw as a teddy bear)
•Still uses his OC for merch and marketing (he wants to be Walt Disney sooooo bad)
•Has given so much failed Monokuma merch to Junko (she even made some herself?????)
•BIG nerd, keeps making references no one gets (Junko does and he loves her even more for it)
•Hates children, doesn't even talk to his adult kids
Spent way to much time on this, hope atleast someone enjoys it
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day 81 of the dreamlands
wowza, caught a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror and it turns out our disguises courtesay of the deck of cards makes @arthur-lesters-ribcage and i look like humans!
hehe Tommy's gonna getcha!
and ribcage looks fabulous too, if i do say so.
we've spent the day walking to and have arrived at Barbara's house! there were no pavements, just desire trails. it's a scenic route with clear views of the coast for miles, some rivers, sheep, plenty of grassy hills and rocks.
we stopped at a beach called "singing sands" and true to its name, when you walk on the sand it makes a voice-like ethereal sound. when you run it sounds like it's laughing lol. we felt an unignorable urge to play volleyball... i won 5-4, a close match! saw rib collecting shells, those'll make nice souvenirs!
when Barbara answered the door, she simply took the package, thanked us, then shut the door... what an anticlimatic end to such a journey! i knocked again, miiight have ranted a bit about the troubles we've been through in the dreamlands -after all not long ago we were in the sewers- and she offered to let us stay in the guest room (we've been camping thus far... i am so in need of a shower!) Barbara's quite a reserved person but I'm sure my intimidation skills and ribby's innocent charms will get a conversation out of her!
our mission tomorrow: perhaps enjoy the island a bit more, and/or go to Mr Warson Lollice to convince him to let us borrow his helicopter for a bit so we can return to @arthur-lesters-tits @arthur-lesters-slutty-waist @arthur-lesters-whimpering and @arthur-lesters-trachea on the mainland!!
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the way u tag every cat thing in relation to azar as #azar,,, what if he had a tumblr and he tagged every 20 year old cooking with #nat
[also im sorry but i cried laughing thinking about this for 10 mins ]
Canonically, azar's humansona wouldn't be on tumblr bc he's a jock loser. The only thing he does online is watch popular YouTube videos and visit sport subreddits.
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@idolatri || [x]
Sharp intake of breath through gritted teeth and tightly-clenched jaw. Their frustration builds within them, though not enough to stir something.. vile in the depth of their core, not enough to cause a violent outburst that they often succumbed to in ages past.
Everything relating to mortal humans are... too bothersome, too useless, too odd, too much. Alatus had taken ages to plan out and create this human vessel of theirs in order to perfectly function the way they must, but even then, everything about this form is limiting. And now they must limit these fragile limbs further? “Modesty be damned-- this is starting to feel less of a vessel and more of a prison.” Words of hostility rumble in the back of their throat like a feral growl-- but it’s a clear attempt that Alatus is merely keeping their voice from raising into a shout of exasperation. They’ve yet to fully master handling emotions and reactions in this foreign form, though.
They’ve yet to fully recover from their grievous past, too. Mínù, forgive them for this... fight or fight response, as they have no wings to fly with at the moment.
And speaking of, the multiple layers draped upon broad shoulders and back feel restricting, near suffocating. As a creature born to traverse the skies, Alatus feels weighed down heavily. Trapped upon the earth which is not their domain. Clawed digits want so badly to rip all these fabric off already, and very little of what Menogias had just explained stick in the frantic once-avian’s mind. Cor lapis-hued eyes flit over at the mention of Bosacious, and Alatus’ face dons on the look of a compatriot betrayed.
“Not the Marshal, too?!”
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hello and welcome to official crab posts, a blog where i present you with only the crabbiest of posts! you can call me crab or bug.
i have a ko-fi here if you want to fund my crab army! (or help me afford tuition)
feel free to tag me in posts you think are worthy of becoming official crab posts, certified by me, a random person on the internet.
for pronouns, basically anything goes. i especially like they/them, it/its, and ze/zir, but he/him or she/her are also alright :]
get your very own crab drawing to help palestine!
zionists and antisemites are not welcome here.
please let me know if you want something specific tagged.
i’m pretty busy so i may not post too often but i will try to keep enough crab posts in the queue that you get one a day.
if i dont answer your message or ask i pinky promise im not trying to ignore you im just forgetful :( but i see them and i love them !!!
hall of fame (in chronological order):
origin post
double the crabs
the great crab war
my official tumblr sexyman humansona
now. as i'm sure you know, there are a lot of things that evolve to look like crabs. there are many things we call crabs which are not true crabs. you may be wondering what i, official crab posts, will count as a crab and whether i will be including only true crabs. so.
for the purposes of this blog, if it looks like a crab, walks like a crab, talks like a crab, or has a common name that ends in the word crab, it counts as a crab.
i simply do not have the time or energy to identify every crab i see and double check that they are a true crab. however, this is a CRAB blog. i will not post other crustaceans, although you can definitely show them to me if you think they're cool.
to be extra clear:
fiddler crabs (true crabs) ✅CRAB
hermit crabs (false crabs) ✅CRAB
lobsters ❌NOT A CRAB
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