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Chapters 0:00 Intro 0:16 Palate Swipe 2:12 Totally Twisted: Right Side 6:46 Totally Twisted: Left Side 10:30 Anti-Gravity 14:35 Walk It Out!
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those newer fans can't possibly understand, having years of super dramatic and depressing depictions of stanley pines' fake death, only for us to get a silly straw dummy and the worst acting stan has done in his entire life
(altho i suppose months of everyone hc-ing that ford wore a turtleneck 24/7 because he's ashamed of his scars, only for us to get all-star tattoo-ed comes pretty close)
also an au where gf cops were slightly more competent and stan ends up being the prime suspect in his own murder because a man mysteriously dies after meeting his estranged twin who suddenly is inviting people to his murder hut....
#stan pines#stanley pines#the car crash and turtleneck reveal kinda feels like 'whoa there you guys are too angsty here have a joke'#which makes tbob even more ajddkgk with the tapes+aftermath and wheel of shame#....kinda curious how many mob bosses stan managed to piss off over the years#honestly a clever idea would be having that skeleton we see in tots inside the straw dummy#do you think the dummy's face is a photo or did stan draw it#is the car ford's or did stan steal some random one#he knows that it'd be more believable if he used his el diablo but hell no!!!#i know some people hc-ed that stan made a paper clone to fake his death but like#ignoring how that's infinitely more morbid akshdksa that always bugged me cos like. the clone is made of paper and#still wouldn't leave human remains behind in a fire#i think alex offhandly mentioned that stan happened to buy the copier at a rando garage sale or something#ford actively searching for anomalies vs stan just stumbling upon them and being 100% oblivious despite knowing about weirdness
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dragons rising s2 moodboard
#almost done watching it#i just am also running a garage sale so i have to keep pausing it#i am sitting outside watching ninjago it is quite lovely#but i have to interact with random people and pretend i’m totally sane right now and not experiencing every human emotion at once#ninjago#lego ninjago#ciftrchats#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#ninjago dr
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was trying to figure out why I feel so Wrong rn and I think it's because I didn't follow my usual daily routine like At All and now my brain is freaking out. woke up at a vastly different time, had entirely different tasks throughout the day, took a nap at a weird time (to make up for the fact I had about 3 hours of sleep last night), zero human contact for the past 15 hours, and ate different food from usual (various leftovers from social events/thanksgiving, instead of cooking for myself like normal). and before I really realized that these were all things that were Bad For My Brain I was just wandering around my house like "why do I feel like garbage?? I've literally been outside so much today my brain should be happy"
ANYWAY here's to me not remembering I have issues with unstructured living because my days have been so similar for the past 4ish years that I straight up Forgot that things being too different too fast makes me crazy ✌️
#rye.txt#I'll be fine lol#the sudden shift in my daily schedule and my generally unhealthy eating today were the big things that made me feel Bad#so now that I am actually cognizant of this I can take steps to mitigate it tomorrow#god. what the hell did I even eat#leftover soup. that was breakfast (very out of my ordinary). uhh. a lot of pie (grandma made a ton for thanksgiving).#a tangerine that miiight have been on the edge of going bad#(thought I should eat a fruit. fruit did not improve status)#reheated popcorn chicken? that was not a good decision I felt so gross after eating that#hrm. ok my issue is that I feel like I Need To Eat These Leftovers So They Don't Go Bad#otherwise i'll be Wasting Perfectly Good Food#BUT. I don't want to eat it and eating it makes me feel generally unfulfilled and kinda blehg#ough. why can't I be normallllll#I'm also not dealing with the whole 'zero human contact' very well tbh. which is weird because I'm a deeply introverted person#and usually spend my days avoiding people like the plague#but idk. it's been literal years since I've spent and extended period of time completely alone#I don't knowwww i don't know#I'm gonna invite some friends over tomorrow and get them to help me eat these dang pies#ALSO. ITS BEEN REALLY COLD TODAY. AND I HAD TO BREAK INTO MY NEIGHBORS' HOUSE#(was not breaking in; I was trying to take care of their dogs since they're out of town)#(but their door code AND their garage door code weren't working#and I didn't have a physical key to use#so I had to push my way in through a back door that'd been blocked by a pile of boxes taller than my head#and squirm into their garage in order to get inside and take care of the dogs)#(was a very stressful way to spend my early waking hours)#i ALSO had to drive to the AIRPORT this morning which SUCKED. had to drop off family#which like I'm happy to help but also airports suck so much ass I hate them#anyway. today was sort of shitty#but mostly I only have myself to blame#did not structure my day well enough
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ocs i never posted here. based off the characters in the frank zappa concept album joe's garage. first ref is slightly outdated for sy but it doesnt really matter that much to be honest. weird nasty freak and his robot sidehoe
#probably gonna redo my mary design a bit but otherwise ive been kinda obsessed with these guys for ages#music#frank zappa#zappa#joe's garage#joe#sy borg#joesy#the mothers of invention#original characters#original character#oc#oc art#robot#robot oc#robot art#john art#if anyone wants me to go off on them all i need is one ask im lowky desperate af I LOVE HUMAN ROBOT YAOI GARY!!!!!!!!!#objectum
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Alex being a sweetheart in his free time, which he inexplicably happens to have on FF album release day (??)
#I mean he is extremely sweet bless him but he is SO ONLINE LMAO#Alex if you’re reading this I mean it in the nicest way; I wish other musicians were as in touch with new music as you are#The contrast is just very funny to me I’m so sorry#Alex Kapranos#Franz Ferdinand#on The Human Fear release day???#Music#musicians#The band are called The Boojums btw#Cool garage rock from Nova Scotia; Canada#garage rock#rock n roll#and he’s right they’re real fun#alt rock
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List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to simblrs whose sims you adore ✨️
thank you so much for sending this to me!! ✨️💜 i really appreciate it!! and i'm so sorry for letting this sit in my inbox a long time 😭
i may talk about him a lot, but it's never enough, so here are five new facts about the king of my blog aka grant 👑
when grant wants to feel something, he'll watch videos of the curiosity rover on mars singing happy birthday to itself 🎂 it's so incredibly sad but cute to him, so it immediately turns on the waterworks lolol 🥲
objectively, grant is NOT a car guy; he's 110% an airplane guy. however, he owns a car that makes him look like a car guy and gets him approached ALL THE TIME by people who want to talk cars. it's a 1960 ford galaxie and it looks like this, except i think it would be a nice shade of light, almost minty green or maybe blue (no, i haven't decided, and probably won't because there's no cc version of this car for the sims 4, so we'll never see it lol) 💚💙
why is that his car? 🚗 well, it was his grandparents' car, which he bought off them when they wanted to replace it; they have never had a garage or a carport in their entire life, so the car was exposed to the elements for fifty years, and it was, thus, fucked up. they were also tired of fixing it. however, it's a sentimental car because aoife and joseph met working on the same production line at a ford auto factory, and this car was the first one they bought as a couple in their marriage (even though aoife ironically does not know how to drive lmao). they wanted it gone but also didn't, you know, so grant bought it because he also didn't want to see it gone; he'd spent his whole life sandwiching into that backseat with 8 billion of his cousins. oh, aaandddd he bought it even though the necessary repairs were extensive, which he did all by himself with help from his grandparents and uncle (aka people who know shit about cars)
a shorter fun fact: he smokes luckies 🫢
grant has been on TV before! it was very brief, for like five seconds, but he was interviewed by his hometown news station after his high school hockey team won the state championship game one year and he was granted the MVP title. he was very nervous, and his friends ended up nicknaming him "mr. team effort" because his entire interview was him just saying things like, "oh, um, well, it was a team effort, and we worked really hard...together...as a team..."
#asks#hlcn: grant#hlcn: oc info#hlcn: story extras#fun fact grant's house doesn't have a garage either LMAO#so that car is still going through it with the weather#but grant has like 100000000000x more disposable cash than his grandparents so it's fine#and btw realistically grant would figure out cars on his own given that he is a pilot and a former aerospace engineer#but also the systems are different so of course he would ask people who know what they're doing#ANYWAY this concludes the mostly nerdy fun facts show#but some more comments:#it is ironic that grant is so sober now but still smokes all the time#i think it's been referenced in the story but he's quit a billion times and then still goes back to it#it's unfortunately ingrained in him because his entire family smokes except for...like...three people#his attitude is “even if i didn't smoke i'm probably still fucked by all the secondhand smoke and the family history of cancer *shrugs*”#which is a bad attitude to have and vaguely contradictory to his attitudes on drugs and alcohol but what are humans but contradictory#anna stop yapping challenge failed
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How do I kidnap adult men
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i just fished a live mouse out of our toilet. how is everyone elses night going
#i usually would Humanely Dispatch any mice i catch#but it's 3am and i'm not going into the garage to get a humane implement so i released it into the yard#it will promptly come back in i'm sure but... it's been through a lot tonight it gets a 2nd chance fuck it
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Do you ever think underground parking garages are modern day labyrinths (places where the exit is nearly impossible to find, there is no food or water except other humans, and it's the home of man's greatest hubristic creation, an abomination against the natural world... the car)?
#arget rambles#im sure gay sex also happens in parking garages just like in the labyrinth#and maybe human sacrifice#anyway
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abandoned
#photography#my photo#there are so many abandoned factories bordering garages wooden huts and huge brand new new human anthills here#this whole city is so awkward#and i don't really like it here#even if it's the capital of my home
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as you become more incapacitated you become more creative. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
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#my first film#garage sale#verb#google it#you're no longer the perfect human being#you're a mess#ask the photographer she's probably heard of that#Youtube
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full circle moment tonight because the way kendall is shes meant to race in nascar... the thing the cars in pixar cars race in... woagh
#if i learn something i can do regular humanized cars 😭#the f1 au is sooo much fun but i need jackson to commit vehicular manslaughter#kennie is a merc reserve btw to keep her in the formulated ocverse (mercedes haunted garages 🫶 george 🫶)#almost put her in indy but i dont like the way those cars look#anyway! kennie post soon. before the day ends#hazel.txt
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If you're gonna make a pop song about romantic longing you GOTTA do something interesting musically. Please, I'm trying to catch up on last year's new music and as soon as I hear the word "you" I know it's gonna be the bland. You can make a bland song, but then it's gotta be about something other than your crush.
#my post#I'm a huge fan of longing but I'm begging artists to go for something other than like. a cutesy coy aesthetic over a looping instrumental#this is not specifically about sabrina carpenter but she was the last straw#there is such an insane variety of human emotion and experience#surely 'I like you do you like me' is not the only topic you can make music about#or if it is can you like hire a bass player instead of going with a garage band loop#this is a mean post but my hiccups won't go away so I'm feeling mean
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