#human bill is next istg

[kadala1]

MELODY AND SOOS! (Btw soos is still fat the suit just makes his waist look snatched im so sorry yall) I had given Melody a last name to make it easier on ‘my’ life but also because she becomes a more recurring character similar to Wendy so- if everyone else gets a nickname… she does too.

[khaleesiofalicante]

bestie do you really think it's funny to make me cry?

OK WHERE DO I START AUJHUJHDSDUJHFV

deep bre-INCOHERENT SCREAMING

That's it. that's all I have to say.

THEY PASSED THE CHILD PROTECTION BILL I'M GONNA BE CRYING IN A CORNER IF ANYONE NEEDS ME

All those shadowhunters who ran back to Idris I hope you starve to death there. have fun!

Anjali is so awesome OH MY GOD I LOVE HER ALREADY

Rafael is THAT kid I see...it suits him so well.

It had been two very long years stuck in this small office room. But every time Alec saw the way David giggled when Lexi called her father Jalapeno poppers or some other equally ridiculous name, Alec knew it was worth all the trouble.

THIS OMG I'M NOT OK

Alec wondered if that’s why so many leaders before him had been awful. It was easy to be a bad leader. But it took effort to be a good one.

This is so true...I'm so proud of him...

Dani...bestie THAT IMMORTALITY CRISIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME. I know it's gonna happen but I was having a very good day. why do you hurt me in such ways... (I'm pretty sure my family thinks I'm mentally unstable after the way I screamed reading)

“Anjali,” Diego sighed. “What have I told you about doors?”

“Knock them down?”

“I said knock on them!” Diego corrected, shaking his head. “Not knock them down!”

I'm in love.

HUHYUHKSDYKFVYUFVYU ALEC'S CONSUL VOICE I'M SCREAMING

SIMON BESTEST!! HIM SORTING THE STUDENTS INTO THESE GROUPS I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! AND ANJALI BESTIE GOOD LUCK AT BEATING THE SEELIES!! (good luck with stealing the weapons)

well, Rafael do you perhaps have a little crush? (Grammarly ik I'm writing in lowercase stfu)

ok ok I know this is pretty sad but every time someone gives Magnus or Alec the "you haven't talked to him yet?" look I start laughing-

ALEC'S SO CLUELESS ABOUT MAX AND DAVID I CANT-

“So, you are just going to leave me here and go to York then?” Max demanded now; all puppy dog eyes. “Like my mom left me at the academy?”

Yeah. He took the news a little too well.

MAX PLAYING THE ADOPTED CARD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

“Is it because you don’t like me?” Max pouted again. “Like my mom…Who left me all alone.”

“You can’t play the adopted card with me, you lil shit,” Rafael laughed. “I’m adopted too.”

I'M SO IN LOVE LEAVE ME ALONE

AWW MAX SEEING THE INSTITUTE AND IMMEDIATELY GOING "David would love this" ISTG THIS KID I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

“Weren’t you listening to a podcast on Mayan Civilization during breakfast?” Alec raised an eyebrow.

“Bapak said it’s historically accurate!” Rafe argued.

“Bapak is not that old!” Alec countered.

“Maybe he is,” Max said, analyzing the paintings on the walls. “Maybe you don’t know it.”

“Excuse me, I know how old my husband is,” Alec said indignantly.

“Then where are the receipts dad?” Max asked. “Show us the receipts!”

Where are the receipts, Alec? EXACTLY!

THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE HAS CAUGHT ON TO MAX'S VERY OBVIOUS CRUSH

“I think he likes David,” Rafe whispered.

“Of course he does,” Alec whispered back. Why were they whispering? “David is a sweet boy.”

“No. I think he ‘likes him’ likes him,” Rafael giggled.

Alec looked at his son sharply. “But-He is..Da..They are children!”

“You’ve never heard a childhood crush?” Rafe grinned.

“No, I was too busy…studying,” Alec sniffed.

“That’s not what I heard,” Rafael bit his lip. “I heard you had a thing for boys in motorcycle jackets.”

“Okay that’s it! You are not allowed to hang out at Hotel Dumort anymore,” Alec said.

Really Alec? Studying? REALLY???

MAX AND RAFE RACING TO THE TRAINING ROOM!!!

the reference to the infernal devices...I'M GONNA KILL THE ALREADY DEAD STARKWEATHERS! I'M ABOUT TO DO SOME NECROMANCY SHIT TO BRING THOSE FUCKERS BACK JUST TO KILL THEM SLOWLY

Hugs max it's gonna be ok buddy.

In that moment, Alec remembered all the talks.

He remembered how his mother had lectured Izzy about not going out alone late at night, but she hadn’t said anything to Jace or Alec.

He remembered the way Jem spoken quietly to Mina in soft Mandarin about how people might call her names, but he hadn’t said anything to Kit.

He remembered the way Julian had told Ty to be careful about kissing his boyfriend in public, but he hadn’t said anything to Dru.

I hate this so damn much. I hate it. It sucks how there will always be people who will be targeted for being born the way they are. Whether it be skin color, sexuality, body type, or anything, people will always fucking talk and make the world unsafe for certain people just because they aren't generic male cishets. If you're a girl you're in danger. If you're a POC you're in danger, If you're neurodivergent you're in danger. If you're a member of the LGBTQ community you're in danger. If you're disabled you're in danger. If you're part of any minority you're in danger. If you dare to be different you're in danger. Fuck people. I'm a queer POC female and it's scary. I don't want to be always checking my surroundings when I'm out. I shouldn't have to feel this scared walking out of my own house but I do and it sucks. Ok, I feel like I'm derailing from the main point here.

Sorry for that just got really heated for a second there.

NO NOT THE NIGHTMARE. BABY NO

DAVID MY CHILD!! OMG, HE'S GONNA TAKE UP ARCHERY SOMEONE HOLD ME WHILE I CRY!

“This is who you are,” David said, his voice oddly soft now. Softer than usual. “And you’re beautiful.”

Alec blinked at that.

“Blue,” David said quickly. “I meant you’re blue. Uh, yes.”

BESTIE I SAW WHAT YOU SAID THERE. WE ALL DID

Also, alec sitting outside max's room...IM GONNA-

“David is in there,” Alec whispered. “I just wanted to…check…if everything was okay.”

“Alexander, are you spying on our child?” Magnus demanded. “Without me???”

“What? No! I-”

“Move over!” Magnus sank down next to him. “What are they saying? Are they kissing?”

“WHAT? They are not kissing!” Alec said in alarm. “Wait. Are they???”

He couldn’t hear anything now. Alec panicked.

“I haven’t talk to the kids about kissing yet,” Magnus pointed out. “We can’t talk to Max without talking to Rafael first.”

“Wait. Is Rafael kissing people???”

“Rafael is not kissing people,” Rafael replied as he walked past them to the kitchen. “Also, you guys are shit at whispering.”

Alec rolled his eyes at him and turned to Magnus. “It’s stressful enough that we need to talk about racism in the shadow world. Now we need to talk about kissing??”

“And other stuff,” Magnus chuckled.

Alec groaned into Magnus’ shoulder. “By the angel. Fine. We’ll just tell them there is no kissing. Until they are 30.”

“Hypocrite,” Rafael coughed into his hand as he walked back to the table with a bag of chips.

THIS WHOLE SCENE OH MY GOD.

And srsly alec? 30? really? whips out the extract "kissed" from cassie's website According to my files here-

“And David?”

“Yes, sir?”

“The bedroom door stays open from now on.”

David blinked, his cheeks pink. “I…What?”

“Door stays open,” Alec said, lowering his voice, just a register. “Is that understood?”

AYY ALEC DAD MODE YUCDUHDFHFUHJIUHC THIS IS SO AMAZING IM GONNA SCREAM

Alec advising David with the bow is so close to my heart...IDK WHY IT JUST IS

That conversation...PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK I HOPE HUMANS GO EXTINCT BECAUSE I SURE AM READY TO DIE SO LET'S TAKE THE EARTH DOWN-

“Why don’t shadowhunters have acne?”

"What?" Alec blinked.

“Their skin is like so freaking perfect and smooth and they can just freaking go through puberty without a one freaking pimple and don’t even get me started on the freaking dimples and then-”

Magnus started laughing. Alec felt a little confused.

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS !!!!! THAT DAMN ANGEL BLOOD

That part about how we normalize these little things which are actually hurtful...I didn't realize that. I guess we really do, huh? This just made me want to be more careful with others and if I feel others do this with me, to stop them and correct them.

I loved this chapter so much. You're such a great writer.

I wanted to share something of my own now!! I FINALLY GOT MY COPY FOR RWARB!!!! I told my parents it was a thriller about how the first son and the prince forge a friendship and discover secrets about the government and the monarchy-

The place I bought it from sent me a very cute bookmark. It's a pride bookmark and it's just my first ever pride merch and I'm close to tears. Let's just say my family isn't the most accepting so this bookmark's really precious to me

Sorry, the quality isn't the best. I was in a hurry. It's almost 4 am now I'm gonna try and sleep (I'm gonna reorganize my bookshelf). See you on Tuesday!!

Thank you so much. I love reading your comments. They are so honest and full of life. You are going to LOVE rwrb. It's such a good book and it's so romantic and raw and perfect. Lmao about your parents. What they don't know can't hurt them ;) And I loooooooooove your bookmark. Be gay. Do crime.

PS -

"It sucks how there will always be people who will be targeted for being born the way they are. Whether it be skin color, sexuality, body type, or anything, people will always fucking talk and make the world unsafe for certain people just because they aren't generic male cishets. If you're a girl you're in danger. If you're a POC you're in danger, If you're neurodivergent you're in danger. If you're a member of the LGBTQ community you're in danger. If you're disabled you're in danger. If you're part of any minority you're in danger. If you dare to be different you're in danger. Fuck people. I'm a queer POC female and it's scary. I don't want to be always checking my surroundings when I'm out. I shouldn't have to feel this scared walking out of my own house but I do and it sucks. Ok, I feel like I'm derailing from the main point here."

THIS IS THE MAIN POINT. YOU GOT IT. SO CONGRATS <3

[opal-eyed-girl]

where i'm at

whew it's been a stretchy minute since i've posted on here. so where am i at? not that anyone cares or asked. i'm still mentally ill, surprise surprise, still living with my mom and sister (unbearable), still a cat mom to four little kitties (although i don't think i've mentioned much of this before). i've been in a great, loving, caring, healthy relationship with a marvelous man for a year and a month next month! that's going greeeeeaaaattt despite the very regular, very normal bumps in the road that come with being in a relationship with another whole human being with thoughts and feelings of their own. i have no idea how people expect for things to go extremely 100% perfectly in relationships, honestly. it *should* feel like a fairytale, but come ON girly, you understand a good plot has a bit more to that, right? right? anyway, i am so in love. sooooo happy with him.

for those wondering i'm saturn, a 21y/o she/they boss kween pussy gwirl. i'm upset that i still live with my family because bf & i (oh yeah, i'm in a str8 relationship) wanna live together soon and it's just really uncomfortable living with my family because 1) money is very tight and i am expected to go DoorDash-ing to pay for my car payment (which i have accepted to do, but i don't have a job or steady income, and asking my dad [who abandoned my family years ago for some hussy from ohio]) for money isn't always easy. so like, i'm using the very little money i do have from both him and from leftover financial aid for college (i'm about to finish after this summer) to pay for my own gas so that i can drive and waste the gas so that i can make money, in which all of it will go to my mom for my car, the car which i will drive again and again to pay this bill. I'M HIGHLY CAFFEINATED RIGHT NOW.

so here i am, bf working job at my college, we're sharing a car, he's living with me, we're living with my mom and sister--OH WHOOPS I DIDN'T FINISH SAYING WHY I HATE LIVING HERE--2) every time i cook something my sister (she's seventeen y'all) peeps into the pot/pan and looks back at either me or bf to make us feel bad (istg she's manipulative but she's bad at it). she won't attempt to cook anything else other than instant ramen or mac n cheese, not even scrambled eggs (she used to make herself eggs tho, she's just fkn lazy), and i cook for me and my boyfriend, sometimes just me, sometimes just him, point is i cook and i use the groceries that EYEEE BUY WITH MEEYYYEEE MONEY (and bf's money bc he lives w me so he likes to help) and she just fkn acts like a starving alley cat every time i'm cooking. she'll like walk in and sigh, and "look through the cabinets" bitch pleeeaaaassseee, anyway whatever. seventeen years old and can't even make a breakfast taco, girl's about to get out of high school and wants a job just so that she can have money to buy anime shit. BRO FUCK THAT, she doesn't even properly take care of the big beautiful ass husky her friend gave her. the hallway is ALWAYS smelling like shit and i have to live w that. i have four (4) cats and my room doesn't even get that bad.

my mom and i can't even have a conversation anymore. we just argue and she's there comparing me to my dad when i call her out on her bullshit. like i'm the eldest daughter in a hispanic household with no father, divorced parents, no job, hardly any money at all, using what money i can for cat food and cat litter and gas and sometimes groceries if we really need them and the food stamps haven't come in... like perhaps i have it better than some people. perhaps i do. but it's still fucking bullshit dude.

genuinely, i am not trying to make anyone feel bad for me. this is MY tumblr, MY blog post, idowhatiwantwheniwanttomotherfucker. i have depression (thankfully this has not been triggered in a little while), i have general anxiety disorder (which, in my humble opinion, is leaning more towards high-functioning and gets triggered every day), and i have a terrible relationship with food, disordered eating habits, a warped view on my body/body dysmorphia, i have been clean from purging via laxatives for four years and it's a decision i have to make every single day not to let the things that trigger me to tempt me to touch them again, i have just switched therapists bc my first one never was able to help me with my body/food problems. i'm trying. like this is me TRYING. i've been through other things that i simply cannot mention that were traumatizing to me, my body.

i'm still alive though. and yes i do feel like getting out of my house with my boyfriend and my cats will help me a lot. he's saving for his own car, saving for an apartment, i'm getting a job once i finish this final class this summer, then we both will be saving, and i'm excited.

don't know why i threw all of this up but yeh this is where i'm at.

[yakumtsaki]

Take your hands off me, I don't belong to you, you see, and take a look at my face for the last time, I never knew you, you never knew me, say hello.. ♪

WAVE GOODBYE. 

WHADDUP PPL. Much like Ronroneo, we’re back from the dead and ready for a whole new generation of Union fuckery. We’re also officially.. drumroll.. MIDDLE CLASS. Our shiny new house is based on this one by frottana-sims​, which I downloaded but dumbassly forgot to install, and since loading the game takes a hot half-hour I opted for this poor recreation instead. We start the extreme home makeover with an incredible budget of..

...Yea, I see the value of getting 6 pets to the top of their careers now. Included in this insane sum is the 20k+ that Wyatt and Jojo brought with them moving in, and at first I’m worried that we’re way too rich for only generation 2. Well, careful what you wish for, cause here’s our post-remodeling budget:

LMAO. It’s as if not a day has passed since Vic started this legacy with a dream in her heart and crap to her name. Let’s check out the new digs!

Everything was purple.. his pills.. his hands.. his foyer. 

As eagle-eyed readers may observe, both the hall and the living room were designed with nothing else in mind but whether they matched our cat paintings. Per legacy rules I use as little cc as possible, which isn’t that hard since I feel this bizarre, angular and hugely impractical couch really encapsulates Jojo’s essence. Like if he was a servant in Beauty and the Beast this would be his furniture form.

Apparently the only things I deemed important enough to capture were the cat portraits, so it looks like my Komeization is finally complete! Here’s some floorplan shots tho so you don’t get disoriented in our labyrinth-like mansion. Please note our amazing pink-blue-purple kitchen! Barbie’s Dreamhouse who??

And here’s the second floor, which also illustrates the exact point I ran out of money. Honestly looking back I don’t understand how the fuck this place cost 70k?? Like nothing is particularly expensive except the amazing vintage batmobile which was around 30-40k and some of the paintings? But I guess all the small things add up in the end + I’m super bad with money..

..and I’m not the only one. Jojo GET A FUCKING GRIP and A JOB. Literally no comment @ your cat wants, you inherited the jaw, wasn’t that enough??? ANYWAY. I know the question on everyone’s mind is how is Wyatt going to fit in with the Unions.. and all I have to say about that..

..is LOL. Truly the perfect career for when your mother-in-law is a criminal mastermind and your husband is a serial killer! I mean the jokes practically write themselves. At least he doesn’t want 10 kids or any shit like that, cause I’ve seen hell and it was the result of mixing Jojo/Wyatt genes in cas.

On top of gifting us with his future-probably-fug children, Wyatt also gives us the gift of our first ever kitchen fire when he decides to make dinner with 1 cooking point. His generosity really knows no bounds.

It’s all fun and games now but Wyatt deadass almost died in the inferno and was about to take poor, stupid Komei with him, who of course ran to the fire even though he was in the yard. Meanwhile Victoria was safely watching tv and didn’t move while Jojo..

..was doing this in the next room. Two types of sims I guess!

-So Wyatt, you’ve been here for almost an hour now, burned down our kitchen and I still don’t see any grandchildren. I thought you were a family sim!

-Haha oh mom, you’re hilarious! Ignore her, Wyatt, let’s enjoy your delicious pasta.. It was definitely worth almost dying for.

-Your mama is right, mon cheri, not only do you have an obligatión to your famille but I rolled the want to have a bébé the second we graduated!

-Well it’s still gonna be there when we aren’t broke, Wyatt, god!

-But.. bébés, mon cheri! Tons of bébés I can have but never interact with, in typical famille sim fashión!

-UGH thanks a lot for opening this gate, mom. If only you had found your love of children when I was living on cat food.

-Well it’s different when they are your children, everyone knows that.

-THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE SAY THAT MOM

-Honestly, Jojό, I’m prouder of taking down your répugnant suitόrs than I am of graduating with honors!

-Aww Wyatt <3

-And if I have to souffrir through a childless existence to be with mon amour, so be it (:

-Aw- wait what?!

-Really, c’est bien, Jojό, marriage is all about compromise, nό? I mean, not that I would know since we’re not even married yet!

-Wyatt we’ve been here for 3 hours.

-My point précisément.. C’est bien though!

-Can’t believe I’m saying this but I really regret murdering Ti-Ning. 

That makes two of us, Jo. Honestly even Francis would be better than this. Family sim spouse??? Tf was I thinking. 

Ah, some things never change <3 It’s a new day and someone very special passes by our lot..

UGH NO not you asshole, once again delivering bills at the worst possible time.

-Miss me bitch?? Lolol

ONE OF THESE DAYS DAGMAR. ONE OF THESE DAYS ISTG

No, it’s mismatched beard townie, whose regular outfit is simply iconic, and he’s waving at me! What a sweetheart! TAKE SOME NOTES DAGMAR YOU FROZEN-FACED FREAK

-Umm he’s actually waving at me, moron.

-WRONG, he’s waving at me!

Ok it literally doesn’t matter who he’s waving at. 

-Well c’est moi. 

OK WHATEVER WYATT GOD. Just go off to work in a position you’re criminally unqualified for and try not to die ok??

-Why would I mourir?

Hm let’s see, maybe because you’re a ‘SWAT Team Leader’ straight out of college with a shocking lack of skill points?? Jfc college degrees in this game are so fucking op it’s legit making me resentful of my sims.

In other news, major dicks Sophie and Victor have started constantly beating each other up and the only thing surprising about this development is that it took this long. Honestly these fights are peak #TeamNoOne. Please note Alegra who continues to give 0 fucks @ the bloodshed. What a gal <3

Burning with religious fervor, fundamentalist nutjob Sophie emerges victorious!

-I WALK WITH GOD BITCH

Tears. Literal tears. Victor is the most unbelievable creature I have ever played.

-The rampant violence in this house is a violation of human rights! I AM OUTTA HERE

Literally still cannot believe this happened, like the sheer NERVE is killing me. Victor has started every fight he’s ever been in for an astounding total of 40-50 fights, and as you all know he almost always wins. Like this one was what? The fourth one he lost?? AND YET HE RUNS AWAY LIKE HE’S THE VICTIM I HATE/LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Meanwhile this happens which, of course. Leave it to me to finally get a chance card right for the only sim who doesn’t even deserve the job he currently has.

..Police Chief Wyatt reporting for duty! And crime increased 80% overnight. 

In actual good and not lawsuit-waiting-to happen news, Wyatt brought Amanda, Vic’s only friend/lesbian crush with him! Amanda has the distinct honor of being literally the only non-Union non-Jojo person Vic has ever genuinely liked and hasn’t had an affair with. YET THAT IS.

Man, these are some fat fucking flies. I’m talking 10 plagues of Egypt teas. 

-I KNOW, where the fuck is Komei, what are we paying him for?

-I’m over here honey, talking to my least favorite son for the second time in my life, since apparently he’s sticking around.

-Yes, thanks for requesting a recount of the heir vote, dad. I will remember it when I decide where to scatter your ashes. 

-I TOLD YOU I WANT THEM MIXED WITH THE CAT LITTER 

Ugh Komei, please stop trying to bond with your son and do something productive instead-

-like finally convincing Neo to bang Sophie. She has refused 3 TIMES because there’s a rule I have to earn kittens by suffering. I mean Alegra refusing to procreate with Victor made sense, it was Victor, wtf is Sophie’s excuse? Waiting for marriage?

ABOUT TIME

YAS. CAT GEN 3 ON THE WAY. Human gen 3 will have to wait till I’m in the mood to deal with screaming infants aka it might take a while.

The science career FINALLY SHOWS UP after 5 fucking days, jfc. Love how Wyatt’s dumb ass started as a swat team LEADER but Jojo who has half the skills maxed starts as a science teacher. Also love the idea of Jojo as a teacher in general, I mean just imagine having him teach you science in high school. I would literally drop out.

Jojo returns from work, brings this rando with him and doesn’t get promoted. We can’t all be Wyatt I guess! We’re not completely broke anymore tho so..

It is time.

Gunther, Melody and Max Flexor on one side..

Craig, Brit Brit, Ti-Ning and Daniel on the other. What a bunch of assholes, Craig obviously excluded. Remember him? I invited him because he and Jojo are still semi-friends thinking he wouldn’t show up and yet here he is! What a good guy. 

-It’s at moments like this, watching your high school boyfriend get married.. that you really get to thinking..

Awww.

-..there but for the grace of god go I.

Less awww. You’re not wrong tho, definitely dodged a sociopathic bullet..

..not everyone is that lucky. WE GET IT WYATT YOU’RE CRAZY AND IN LOVE

-Mon bien adoré, I vow to aimer and honόr you and not cheat on you again or at least be more discrete about it <3

-And I vow not to kill you and feed you to the cats for as long as we both shall live <3 

Ah, true love, you guys. 

Too bad half our guests are inside dancing-

-OR HAVING COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE AND UNTIMELY THOUGHTS. TI-NING SERIOUSLY GO TO HELL. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU

Well at least Vic is excited which is more than I can say for Gunther who is literally LOOKING THE OTHER WAY. 

Time to cut the cake with the sky as our only witness, since everyone has taken a plate from the buffet and fucked off inside. Seriously WORST GUESTS EVER 

Not one to be outdone by his guests’ questionable behavior, Wyatt takes the time to remind us who he really is. 

-And n'est-ce pas forget it!

Despite all the obvious problems, like one of the grooms literally going to sleep, our party score is ‘good time’ which is a truly rare and exciting occurrence. With less than a minute left I’m feeling pretty confident that nothing can ruin this wedding!

Weirdly no one has touched the champagne even though sims in general are obsessed with it?? My best guess is everyone is at a loss for words at having to toast this union and who can blame them tbh. Thankfully Daniel steps up and I find it super sweet because I’ve forgotten that he and Wyatt are mortal enemies and it’s only by chance they haven’t beaten each other up on this instance like they have countless times before.

-Let’s all raise a glass to my beloved brother, Jojo, who generously woke up to attend his own wedding reception! Just one of many examples of his fine, giving character. Too bad he’s committing his life to a complete waste of space adulterous loser like Wyatt, who I’m not even convinced is really french, since his ability to speak and understand english fluctuates according to convenience. Man, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry, but this choice in spouse is just too tragic. Oh well! To Jojo!

NOICE, still a good time. SO CLOSE

AND YET SO FAR. Goddammit do you two mind killing each other on your own time and not literally 10 seconds before our wedding ends??

-DIE WHORE, THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO STEAL MY MAN

-THAT’S MY LINE SLUTBAG

-HA! ZUMBA, BITCH

-Wow, so glad I woke up for this, really got my bloodlust going! 

Indeed a roaring success if there ever was one. I mean how can this night possibly get any better?

.............of course.

Oh nice, I remembered to install an alarm for once! I’m also desperately trying to wake up Wyatt thinking that he’s fucking CHIEF OF POLICE so he might prove useful in this situation..

..especially since we get this cop of a completely untrustworthy Bieber hairstyle. Talk about striking fear in the heart.

Sadly it turns out that Wyatt could not give less of a shit that we’re getting robbed and picks this moment to head for wedding buffet leftovers-

-while Bieber cop prevails! This robber is awesomely named Russ Bear btw and I wish that was my name, sounds like a slavic medieval folkore hero. But I digress. Please prepare yourselves because our first robbery is about to take a dark turn.

-Ehh, you get at a certain level on la force, you just become desensitized to la criminalité..

-Oh don’t worry Wyatt, I totally understand.. I mean I’ve robbed so many houses in my time, I hardly blink anymore..

-So it looks like you and I are not so different after all.. ;)

.............

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............................why. why has the universe chosen me for the greatest suffering the world has ever known. i try and i try but incestuous relationships just keep sprawling like mythical strangler vines. i bet this wouldn’t happen to someone named Russ Bear. fml

[svbjetarch]

😍😍😍😍😍😍 ( DongZi, LiuHoe, VinMin, VinBun, JieMin, JB and Yuzi, you can talk about others too? I give the green light! )

            .• ♕ ┊        LET THE MUSIC PLAY.

          SHIP TALK           Status   :   Accepting           @niiiightsky

           Dongman ✗ Yuzi       Okay but with DongZi being the 2nd ship on our list ever since we started, they mean quite a lot to me. They’re the sweet parents to our messy OT4 and I don’t regret it the least. They should be role models to the kids and teach them about life but they don’t even manage to get their own lives together because they fight over useless stuff like I won’t move into your appartment because I can’t even reach the cups, you damn giant! and still try to care about her crew + JB a whole lot because they feel responsible. Well, Yuzi feeling responsible and being a mother role while Dongman just is a sweet boyfriend who always tags along.       Our little active babies who’d never miss out on any fun related to sports and would always jump into the next session if just they had the time, not afraid to try extreme stuff like parachuting or just work their body until breaking down by doing indoors climbing. And I love how they’re just that power couple but also have their ever so sweet side, Sunday evenings in he bathtub, trying out new bathbombs and bathsalts and whatnot she has bought, just resting together, playing with the foam, talking about their week and work or just unrelated stuff like what they would want to eat afterwards, Dongman gently kissing Yuzi’s shoulder and her just completely dissolving in his arms. Them being shy at the most random moments but also too innocent to realize just how much they’re already flirting around in the gym with all his guys just rolling eyes or imagining his face on the sandbags. I live for it.

            Daeho ✗ Liu Ming       Please don’t let me get started on them! Them turning into a semi-legit shipping when we said we DON’T ship them just wrecks my heart but all them feels. All the angst and their complications, I just can’t.       My favorite parts all include the triangle of Liu2Hoe with @anvmone but also the fact they start alibi dating and them being too stupid to realize their own feelings. I’m not talking about that wedding thing I mean what. Starting with Liu2Hoe, with her just living by their rules and always again ignoring that Sungho is a total exception from their sleeping around standards because she’s stubborn but always having to deal with angry him and the angst because 1st time? okay. 2nd time? still bearable. 3rd time? slowly getting scared. And everytime it happens and she’s just heartbroken and lost and doesn’t dare to face him but also can’t stand not having him around because he’s her favorite human after Nico and she needs him as friend so the way she’s always extremely cautious and flinching with his every gesture and him having to make it up somehow and it literally breaks my heart which means I damn much need it, okay???       Fake dating with all its hassles, omg! The dinner dates with NiBelle and they should behave but actually Daeho is always making sure to get some earnings out of it and teasing her beneath the table and babysitting while they’re just so damn horny and all that, I live for it. Living together but still sleeping around and always somehow having to avoid being caught by NiBelle because it’s often a close call but they always manage somehow. And did I mention fake marriage?

            Kwangmin ✗ Vincent       BroTP! istg! Our two little idiots, can they even get any more stupid? Basically us having a stupid thought and then being like “….yeah, that’s vinmin” and trying to come up with all kinds of stupidity to fit their odd characters. I honestly love it so much! I wish I had a friendship such as they have where they always encourage each other and motivate each other, helping out and joking around, and did I mention KNEW IT

            Usagi ✗ Vincent       Such cute little fluffballs! They’re that totally cliche sweet couple, spending their friday nights on the couch and watching movies, cuddled together and feeding each other - excuse me but I need an explanation for his adorably baby tummy - and their only activity being him wanting to go back to scenere photography so they take the train somewhere and visit places but he’s often also taking pictures of her when he’s supposed to capture mother nature’s beauty and then some hearty dinner and staying the night in some hotel, cuddled up together.       The only pictures that aren’t sceneries that are framed and stored in his photography chamber being the ones he had taken of her but is extremely proud of because he just loves her and worships her. Their gradually moving in together. Their slow slide into dating and him silently taking over her bill in the convenience store or if they run into each other in the coffeeshop around the corner of the magazine. They’re little fluffballs with a rosy boring life.

            Kwangmin ✗ Jie Lie       Okay but so much innocence even I want to vomit! Remember I once said I want to break Usagi’s cuteness by making her the angry one? Well, that’s JieMin to me. They’re so innocent and adorable and little shy fluffballs but they just escalated and wow they got kinky real fast. I just so adore their evolution from him not wanting to be around her for weeks while Vincent always set them up and dragged them along because to him it already was OT4 to Kwangmin finally realizing he might like her after all once he gets to know her weaknesses while he’s just adoring her and them finally dating and just being kinky little shits who take eternity to even have their first kiss but then escalate.       The contrast of him not wanting to touch her and him not being able to take his hands off her and all that, it just makes me hype this ship all that much!

            Jaebum ✗ Yuzi       Honestly, Yuzi is basically a mother to him at this point because she’s already preparing food for him all the time and once she starts dating Dongman and they all eat together and it’s that really cozy OT3 but also Jaebum being so naive he only has a hunch of them crushing on each other but not realizing they’re a couple until they all have dinner together @ Yuzi’s and they kiss in front of him ??? I need ???       Or JB being all stupid and spilling the secret of her dating to her brother who tells her parents and there’s this huge “why didn’t we know about him?” and she’s all confused and poor Jaebum having to live off apples only for a week while she prepared all kinds of good stuff for Dongman.

            Usagi ✗ Jie Lie       The totally bubbly and oh so girly girl friends! Going shopping together, going for lunch whenever Usagi isn’t going with Vincent already, sharing snacks in the model room together and all that. Later going drinking together, comparing their boyfriends, cam you imagine just how adorable they are?       Probably getting talked to on the streets by random boys but always using the excuse of being foreigners, just looking with big eyes and pretending they didn’t understand or telling them they are taken already and comparing the couple pictures they took and put as their lockscreens while the background is a picture of them having posed with a cute filter on and just such cute.

            Nicolas ✗ Liu Ming       Okay but seriously, they have this totally tough and stubborn father-daughter relationship even though they aren’t even related but just having grown onto each other and being seriously attached like family but then again, Nicolas being sometimes so very strict on her because he knows what a troublesome girl she is and how did I deserve this… and Yuzi sometimes paranoid about some of his men spying on her but then there’s them in the casino when it’s open and she has pickpocketed some dessert or little snack and sneaking into his office and having a little chatter break together or her begging him for stupidly small things like ice cream in the middle of winter and being all cutesy, probably making people think he’s a sugar daddy or something.       Him locking her into her room but two days after she’s free and she knows Belle’s asleep already and she’s coming in and telling him one of their favorite movies is playing and them on the couch, her, cuddled into a blanket, eating ice cream, like that innocent daughter she might have been if her life wasn’t so fucked up and him prolly with a glass of scotch or something and watching it together and just being comfortable but her falling asleep so he picks her up, carries her into her room and covering her with a blanket in bed as if they were such a harmonious adoptive family. I love.

[sage-nebula]

Mystic Messenger - Entry Four

Aaand we’re back! A lot has happened and so, in all honesty, I won’t have all of the screencaps I’ve taken so far in this post. I think that there are more than enough of them to warrant multiple posts. Nonetheless, I’m kind of nearing the end (I’m on Day 6 of Seven’s route), so! Exciting things have happened! Well, exciting things, and also---

Fake news.

This killed me. Mister Chef, oh my god.

GRANDPA LAMSAY OH MY GOD.

SERIOUSLY I’M CRYING JUST LOOK AT THAT PROFILE PHOTO. “Chef RamG” I’M---

I can’t handle this game sometimes, istg. (Also, as it turns out, Seven is a huge fan of Mister Chef lololol, he’s priceless.)

Seven, he is ace, leave him be. Like, I love you, but none of that foolishness, please.

Same, Jumin.

Same. Like, really, Jaehee, you should be careful, because Seven’s not the only one you’re dragging right now . . .

Jumin was insulted by this, all “I’m just trying to help” but it’s like? Jumin, pls. Not everyone has the money to just hire a nutritionist and a chef, ffs. And cooking isn’t that simple, either---good ingredients are expensive. Sure, you can make simple pasta and that doesn’t cost very much, but living solely on pasta isn’t healthy either (trust me, I know that full well). I get you’re trying to help, but pls, realize that us ~commoners~ can’t always employ the ~easy solutions~ that you can. Honestly, I don’t want to agree with Zen about anything, but in that moment I truly channeled my inner Haruhi.

me @ Jumin:

Seriously, sometimes, Jumin just gets me:

TELL HIM, JUMIN. YOU ARE SO RIGHT. And honestly, you’d think that Zen would have that message by now, considering---

I mean, truthfully, I take the Seven answer choice damn near every time because I have Priorities™, but even if it had been another character I would still pick them over Zen. I REALLY DON’T LIKE YOU, ZEN. WHEN WILL YOU TAKE THE HINT?

Literally, though, Seven is fucking adorable. This was a whole story about how he chased down some hackers and got a bunch of boxes of Honey Buddha Chips in return. I didn’t take screenshots of the entire thing because that would be ridiculous, but I played along and it was so cute and funny and god, I love him.

SWEEPING ME OFF MY FEET, SEVEN.

THAT’S THE PLAN.

Okay, so after that, the next screenshot I have is of a very key Visual Novel Moment. There are a few of these sprinkled throughout the paths (in Deep Story, at least), and this one was . . . pretty monumental. If you’ve been following these posts so far, then you should remember a guess I made early on. And if you do, then you will see that . . .

I WAS RIGHT, BITCH IS ALIVE.

I knew it, I so called it, there were just too many reasons for me to believe that Rika was still alive, not the least of which is that no one seemed ready to talk about her death. (At some point V also talks about going on a mysterious trip, but he says he doesn’t know where he’s gong, and ??? Suspicious.) It also seems that I was right in feeling that she is potentially nefarious, and in line with Weirdo somehow, because honestly---

Not the best screencap, but you can see her dialogue there. She wants to delete everything. Something tells me that she’s in line with Weirdo, who wants to corrupt / delete / sabotage / ruin the RFA. The main question is why . . . but I suppose we’ll find out.

Back on to lighter ventures! (For the time being, anyway . . .)

Okay, so at one point Zen and Jaehee were talking about how lucky Jumin is to have Jaehee as his assistant (and Zen was being so complimentary that tbh it helps me ship them more), and then these choices came up:

And obviously I picked the Seven one because I know what I’m doing:

But I’m laughing because in all actuality I want him to be my boyfriend, but I know what I’m doing so I had to pick that . . . but yes, Jaehee, I do have unique taste. And I hope that you realize that “unique” means “good” in this case because Seven is the BEST BOY.

This one was hard because I’m honestly not jealous in any way, but at the same time I’m aggravated by Zen obsessing over the gender of Seven’s . . . “maid.” (I know the truth by now, but . . .) Like he’s so obsessed with gender and sexuality and it pisses me off, so I went with the first choice. Gender is irrelevant. Stop being gross, Zen.

I DO! (This was Jumin talking, by the way.) He also went on to say about how he feels that humans, animals (and really, humans are animals, but that’s not the point right now) and plants should all live in harmony and exist in the circle of the world together, or something like that. I don’t remember precisely how he put it, but I do remember agreeing with him. While I have a ton of issues with how the meat industry operates and feel that there is a ton of room for necessary reform, I’m not vegan because a.) I feel like it won’t actually accomplish anything (in that my monetary contribution is not even a drop in the bucket compared to how much the meat industry makes annually), and certainly not more than my vote will when it comes to voting for politicians and policies that support animal welfare, and b.) I feel like since we, as humans, are omnivorous, that means it is not inherently wrong for us to eat meat. I believe in the circle of life, or (as it was put in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood), “one is all, all is one.” We eat cows or chickens, sure. But one day, we die. And when we die, perhaps we are buried, and then our bodies decompose and join the earth. We join the soil and plants there, and then we grow into grass or are eaten by bugs, which are then consumed by herbivorous animals (for the plants) or carnivorous animals (the bugs). We’re all connected---each and every creature on this earth, and that includes the plants, are connected. So it’s not inherently wrong for us to eat meat, because one day, we will be the meat that is eaten. Even if we’re cremated, those ashes could be spread somewhere where they could rejoin the planet. It’s all the same. We’re all part of this cycle, each and every one of us is connected.

So I do think that Jumin is right here, or at least, I agree with that philosophy---that philosophy that says that we’re all one, we’re all connected. And if a bear ate me tomorrow, that would be fair, because the bear is just eating prey as it should. Yeah, it would hurt, but it would be fair. Same if a cow killed me. And yes, of course I feel that there are some animals we shouldn’t eat (cats, dogs, humans), and I’m aware that “but that doesn’t make logical sense!” --- but then, this is hardly the only thing humans are illogical about. It’s not about logic in that case, it’s about feeling. We all have our squicks, and putting certain meats on the menu constitutes some of mine.

Anyway, this was a long ramble, but the point is that I agree with what Jumin said, and it actually forms the basis for my own feelings concerning why I’m not vegan / vegetarian. I do wholeheartedly believe in animal welfare and I always make sure to pay attention to bills (including those at the local level) that support it. I just personally feel that it’s not inherently morally wrong to eat meat, that we’re all connected and all the same, “one is all, all is one”, and that we should all---plants included---live in harmony.

That’s how I feel, anyway. But that said, back to less serious matters---

This made me laugh. You can’t actually romance Yoosung in the Deep Story, apparently, but you can romance Jumin, and---well, either way, both of them have seemed interested (Yoosung at the start, Jumin increasingly as time has gone on), so it made me laugh that they were both like “what” and “no” when I picked the “my Seven” answer choice, lololol.

First of all, I have always wanted to eat one of those fish buns (taiyaki, they’re called in Japanese) ever since I saw Ash eating one in the first season of the OS. Second, I know exactly what I’m saying, Jaehee. Don’t question me. This is necessary to woo the boy.

I could be wrong, especially since things that happened later led me to believe that Seven is actually serious about his religion (Catholicism), at least in a way, but this whole exchange felt, to me, like we were being blasphemous on purpose. And that made me laugh, because although I’m not atheist (I’m agnostic), this is exactly the kind of thing I do. (I did say “god damn it” in a church on accident once, though, and it was right in front of a priest, and when I realized that I said “fuck!” and just . . . made it worse . . .)

This was, like, a low-level diss, but it counts, so enjoy it.

This is the second time that phrase has come up: “You do not ask about the past of hackers and cats.” I like it.

IT’S TRUE, HE IS. HE IS ALREADY IN MY HEART. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Honestly, I was going to play through the other routes once I finish with this one, but . . . can I do it? I love him so much, I don’t know if I want to woo anyone else. This is like Chrom all over again . . . I’m way too attached orz.

He could never replace you. Like, no one could, but especially not Zen. Don’t even joke.

Actually, I can’t understand Yoosung’s typos at all. I really just wanted to talk about Seven, lol. Like I said, I have Priorities™, the mission cannot be compromised for anything.

FUCKING SAVAGE. Jaehee came for Yoosung’s entire life, omfg. Like, honestly, the first bit was savage enough, but “especially not after he’s laughed like a child in this chatroom”? Goddamn.

BUT YOOSUNG CLAPPED BACK. I was just sitting there like

Literally cannot believe Seven tried to set me up with Jumin like this. I thought we had something special, how could he?!

This was so cute, though. Like, I knew that picking “for Elizabeth the 3rd!” would increase affections with Jumin, but at the same time, look at him . . . just imagining drinking wine with his cat makes him happy, like . . . that’s so cute, I can’t be mean to that.

Unfortunately, some other people have absolutely no sense of how to be decent human beings---

Literally, Zen? You can leave. Jumin was here first---you joined after. You could seriously leave the chat right now and no one would care or miss you. Like, his obnoxious narcissism aside (and his homophobia and obsession with gender aside), it’s things like this that make me really dislike him. He’s being a massive dick right now. I get that he’s allergic to cats, but talking about cats alone doesn’t set off the allergy (that’s not how biology works), and he’s picking a fight with Jumin right now for literally no reason. He’s a complete prick. Fuck off, Zen, for real.

me and Jumin:

And if you think that I might have decided to let up on Zen at that point, you are mistaken.

NO MERCY, NO REGRETS. Anyway, back to the boyf---

. . . Okay, Seven, I still love you, but please don’t insult dogs by comparing them to Zen. Dogs don’t deserve that.

AND THEN HE MADE A BEAUTIFUL HARRY POTTER REFERENCE TO MAKE UP FOR IT. I LOVE YOU, SEVEN.

The conversation with V and Seven went on for a while, and the date for The Party™ was set to one week from that present day. V left, and after a bit more talking Seven did as well, and despite all of the repeated reassurances during this conversation that everyone (including me) was safe, the second I was alone in the chat room . . .

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT THAT LEFT ME SO SHOOK. Not just because of all of the weird messages, but also because this music started playing, and it kept playing! Or at least, another version of it kept playing, both in the Visual Novel segment that followed, and in two chats (that second one for sure played all through the first chat on the next day, with Yoosung, and then one of the two played when talking with Jaehee and Seven about the hacker). Like, listen, it is very disturbing to have this theme playing instead of the normal character themes. Legit shook, no joke.

Anyway, I have a ton more screenshots, but this is a good place to end this particular post. More to come in entry five. Stay tuned!