#huh. what

[roachallurgy]

people are really sleeping on being a bug and hitching yourself inside the fur of a big dogthing so when their musk gets rly sweaty youre as deep into it as you could possibly be

[sunnnfish]

went only a little crazy and decided to clean and translate this to the best of my ability. fyi the two taped over prompts were originally 「理想のタイプ」"ideal type" and 「されたら嬉しいこと」"what makes them happy" . do with that as we will i suppose. also what i translated as "hot-blooded" is also used to mean like. enthusiastic/passionate. ha ha ha <-sick with Love & Passion brain. Anyways enjoy….

[anachronistic-falsehood]

WHAT. HUH. WHAT.

[unraveling-plot]

I must not think about orv side story spoilers. orv side story spoilers are the mind-killer. orv side story spoilers are the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit the spoilers to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the orv side story spoilers have gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

THE NEW BSD CHAPTER????????

[i-want-to-commit-last-bath-bomb]

Tanuki girlfriend whacking you with her fat nuts

[ughhconfusedher]

"...and you do you even care?"

Let it be.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

Idk who reblogged it but i saw a post earlier by someone essentially saying like. Don't get attached to Numbers but it's perfectly okay to be disappointed if you don't feel anyone meaningfully engaged with your art. And I'm like yeah that's so true, I'd way rather have like 10 notes where three of them were people actually talking to me about my art and how they like it than 1000s of notes where people aren't really saying much.

But then the post went on to say something about like. For OP, it has never been about the "craft" and it's ALWAYS been about engaging with people

And that sort of made me like ok ok pump the breaks. It should be about the craft a little though?? Like not in a pretentious way just like. If you're creating something then you should develop the ability to be proud of the thing you created in isolation??? it should be AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT about the act of creating art itself. i think.

[llumimoon]

*stumbles out of bed covered in blood* GUYS I JUST TOOK A SEVEN HOUR NAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY SEND HELP

[galladegamer]

seeing as it's pride month I decided to make a rainbow gun that blasts people with the power of gay

[pwurrz]

what do you mean the guy who sings glimpse of us is filthy fucking frank

[arseniccattails]

Things to learn from YouTube, apparently: annoying (insert reason he is famous because I don't actually know) guy Jake Paul wrote a terrible book to make more money but there's a chapter about how Megan Fox was his first crush and also he thought the bayformers were hot.

[anthrophobixx]

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.