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Anyone else’s whole existence is flawed or is it just me and that trent reznor guy

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Funniest theoretical trump deaths:

1. Cracks his head falling down stairs

2. Struck by lightning (this could almost make me believe in God)

3. Particularly bad food poisoning

4. Whacks his head with Vance and they both die

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Just got some inspiration for smut

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I don’t have access to photoshop so imagine this in your head

The Jeb sweep image but with Infinite in the same pose and for his votes instead of a solid number there’s just an infinity symbol

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I’ve read porn for the plot

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Writing a shonen-anime esque inspiration speech in the middle of a sex scene because funny

Writing smut and 500 words in I’m finally getting to the sex

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Writing smut and 500 words in I’m finally getting to the sex

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Did I schedule this post?

I don’t thinking I was posting much last night?

Remember “twerk your turkey”?

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Dream blunt rotation:

Pyramid Steve

Ian Jr.

Squeezo

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Might get a free trial for Apple Arcade to play Sonic Dream Team

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Remember “twerk your turkey”?

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Remember that I can draw for you if you donate: x

I will post updates on the campaign when I can.

Currently at:

€3,103/40,000

Still not 1/10 of the total

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My grandma had an alien fetus in a jar that I used to put glasses on

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Listening to ASMR not because I like the sounds or for any sexual reasons but because I’m genuinely baffled that someone thought of it and thought of commissioning it

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Does the phrase “triumph over character” actually exist or did the dream I had earlier just make it up?