#hufflepuff quotes

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Y/n: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.

Theo: I'm your boyfriend.

Y/n: Huh, so that's why.

Theo:

[slytherinsprincesss]

**MC staring longingly at Sebastian across the room being idiotic**

Poppy: So why aren’t you and Sebastian dating again?

MC: Because I’d destroy him…

Ominis: Trust me, he’d definitely be into that.

[itstheghostofmypast]

Y/N reading in peace.

Draco glaring at her

Y/N: *ignores*

Draco continues to glare

Y/N sighing: What?

Draco: what are you reading?

Y/N: shhh, I'm at a good part, he's talking about his crush.

Draco: THAT'S MY JOURNAL!

Y/N: You mean your diary?

Draco: No, my journal.

Y/N: Right...also, it's best to tell your girlfriend how much you like the sound of her laugh instead of writing it in a secret diary.

Draco: I'll hex you, I swear.

Y/N: Aww~ Like how you wrote in this last entry about me being able to hex your heart-

Draco malfunctioning

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Hufflepuff: what's your biggest fear

Slytherin: Being forgotten.

Hufflepuff: damn that's deep

Hufflepuff: mine is the kool aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now

[lavenderandturpentine]

Garreth: Would you fancy going on a date with me?

Seb: *passing by* Did I just hear you ask Ominis out on a date?

Ominis: He’s practicing so he can ask mc out tonight.

Seb: But I’m supposed to be asking mc out tonight…

Garreth & Seb: *both staring at each other in realization before taking off running towards the library*

Seb: I’m going to ask first!

Ominis: *sighs* You idiots are going to end up in detention tonight instead of on a date.

[severussnapemylove]

Some inspirational words from the Hogwarts Houses.

Gryffindor; "It's okay to ask for help."

Ravenclaw; "You're not a burden."

Slytherin; "Murder is okay."

Hufflepuff; "Your feelings matter."

[jmwdoesthings]

(Snape's first week as teacher) McGonagall: (trying to be welcoming) Have a cup of tea, Professor Snape. Snape: (only had contact with Death Eaters for the past 15 years) Why? Sprout: McGonagall: Pardon? Snape: You're giving me a cup of tea? As in, to drink? McGonagall: ... I believe so? Snape: And you haven't put anything beside tea into it? McGonagall: ... and why would I do that? (later, at Three Broomsticks) Sprout: Good grief, just where did Dumbledore find that one? McGonagall: Beats me.

[apparentlytheproblem]

A enemies to Friends to lovers with george weasley 😭💖?

s a f e a r m s

fandom- Harry Potter

pairing(s)- george weasley

a/n: tysmm for requesting agaainn, im sorry this took some time, i wasnt sure how to lead with this but i hope you're happy with how this turned out :)

p.s i love you and this literally has me giggling and smiling

requested- yes

warnings- none i hope

george weasley, the king with all his pride which no one could strip from him, all the cockiness no one could touch, the one so high from all, that no one would play against his will.

then why oh why was everything he had built for himself, his charm, his walls, his cool, all fumbling and crumbling beneath him when you arrived?

why did his heart flutter? or why did heat rise to his cheeks and why did he feel so weak to a pretty smile? you had every power over him and he despised you for it. he despised himself on how easily you could walk all over him and he'd say thank you. he could'nt fathom why he was so desperate for your attention even if it was for a mere second.

walking around the hallways in all his glory he'd immediatley caught you making her way. it was peak rush hour, everyone was squirming their way from one class to another and his girl had seemed to lost her footing

George sweeped in catching her from having a meet with the floor. her arms were hugging him. georgie took a second for him to teach himslef how to breathe again.

"the words are you're welcome" supplied george when your mouth lied open. george weasley had his arms swung around your waist having you pressed to his chest.

georgie didnt want to let go. he wanted to keep you pressed to him, his hands were everyone could see. he wanted to hold on forever and not let go.

"are you planning on letting go georgie?"

fuck. george was officially pudding after he heard georgie roll out of your mouth, he was fullfilled.

"so you can go and fall all over again? let them finish scavengering the halls or you'll become squash." how he managed to sound so confident and steady he didnt know?

maybe it had something to do with rodger holmes on the other side of the corridor, his face filled with jealousy. it gave georgie a kick. the girl he's been pinning for in georgie's arms, pressed against him whispering into eachother's ears. Holmes did not need to know what as long as he could see she was in her weasley's arms. it helped him establish his dominance. you were to be his even if you didnt know it yet, even if you'd thought him to be the cold hearted prankster, and rodger better sit the hell down.

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Harry: “you’re so funny” thanks I was a child soldier

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Draco: I hear you like bad boys.

Y/n: Yeah, I suppose so.

Draco: (to Blaise) Tell her.

Blaise: He's literally the worst.

[itstheghostofmypast]

Related to His Honeybee

*Y/N having lunch and suddenly everyone goes quiet*

Draco *sits next to her*: So.

Y/N: So...

Draco: You wanna tell me something, bee?

Y/N: uhh...the mashed potatoes are a bit salty?

Draco *points at his cap then her* :THIS

Y/N: I...did tell you, you just left and-

Draco: No, where is YOURS?

Y/N *blushing*: O-oh..I'll wear it.

Draco: Good. *sits there at the Hufflepuff table glaring at everyone else*

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Gryffindor : I give up. I am so tired.

Slytherin : Get the emergency supply!

Ravenclaw : *carries Hufflepuff and places them in front of Gryffindor *

Hufflepuff : *smiles*

Gryffindor : AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[lavenderandturpentine]

MC: Sebastian, I have something I need to confess.

Seb: As do I...

MC: On the count of three?

Seb: On the count of three.

MC: One…

Seb: Two.

MC: Three…

MC: *simultaneously* I accidentally caught feelings for you…

Seb: *simultaneously* I accidentally set fire to your potions homework…

MC/Seb: Wait… what!??

[slyterinthings]

*In an argument*

Slytherin: Where do you usually find it?

Griffindor:

Griffindor: What?

Slytherin: The audacity, you seem to have a lot of it.

Griffindor: ....I feel like I should be offended but I'm actually impressed.

[raphael-angele]

Hogwarts Houses

Percy: I am!

Thalia: You are not!

Percy: Prove it!

Thalia: Look, stereotipically speaking, Ravenclaws are smart, calculated, and very dark people. None of those things fit your description.

Percy: I can be dark!

Thalia: Percy, the closest thing you're definition of being dark is putting milk before the cereal.

Percy: It's sinister!

Annabeth, walking in:

Percy: Wise Girl! Lay in on this. Which Hogwarts house am I?

Annabeth: Hmm, Hufflepuff

Thalia: Ha!

Percy: What?! I'm a Ravenclaw!

Thalia: You're not even close! Annabeth is a perfect example of a Ravenclaw. Nico is an example of a Ravenclaw, even Leo is a Ravenclaw, you just underestimate him!

Annabeth: Actually, Nico is more of a Slytherin. I'm 50/50

Percy: Look, I'm good at choosing houses.

Thalia: Really? What's mine?

Percy: ...Hufflepuff?

Thalia: I'm clearly a Gryffindor.

Percy: You're not

Annabeth: She is

Percy: Whose side are you on?!

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain, be honest, is the only reason you wanna be Ravenclaw is cuz it's blue?

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: ...no?