#huMS LOUDLY

[kaneaken]

You find BOOTHILL'S lack of embarrassment endearing. Whenever he hears one of his favorite songs, doesn't matter where he is, he will rope you into dancing with him. Depending on which song is playing, he could decide to slow dance with you or fling you around. If your wedding song plays, he will most definitely slow dance with you as he plants a kiss on your head. He doesn't pay attention to who stops to watch because his eyes are closed, enjoying the rhythm of the music while twirling you around. (You've definitely had to apologize to a few people who you bumped into accidentally).

[no27-autonation-honda]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[pepperf]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Lila Pitts Additional Tags: so wow who feels in need of a palate cleanser rn? yes? yes?, have 4k words of Diego and Lila fucking each other's brains out, Tattoo AU Series: Part 2 of Skin and Ink Summary:

On his own, he usually slept in boxers and a T-shirt, in case of emergencies—but with Lila, he'd gotten in the habit of going to bed naked: why add to the laundry when they'd usually ended up that way by morning anyhow?

[fauvester]

omg iskra going back in time auau- but like- garak seeing two random cardassians on the station with no explanation why they r there, and they seem to know him like- what. Would they try to avoid him so he dont sus them out? what about names? They obviously cant say their surnames. And Ziyal 🥺 (sorry this is just such a edible idea anyway)

AWOOOOGH GARAK WOULD BE SO INTRIGUED! you KNOW he'd be hiding behind promenade pylons trying to get a drop on any information about the two cardassians that the captain has let stay on the station during the war against cardassia! You KNOWWW he'd be desperately trying to make eye contact with them at quark's! AND YOU KNOW ISKRA WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION!

Unfortunately Idan is a first year starfleet student and like any student is deeply passionate about the letter and not the spirit of the law, and thinks that they should barricade themselves in their quarters so as to prevent temporal contradiction (as recommended in the textbook). Iskra, who graduated a cardassian jurisprudence apprenticeship and has a degree in comparative galactic law, recognizes that every set of regulations has loopholes just waiting to be tugged open and wiggled through. And that involves meeting all her aunts and uncles in their glory days, causing trouble, making cryptic remarks and flirting up a storm.

They probably do ask sisko to get bashir and garak off the station to minimize interference (Iskra also requests several other random crewmembers be kicked out. Just so that there's no implication about future events.) But not before she gets to meet her yadek! (and maybe get hit on by s3 era julian, eugh)

Iskra goes by her birth family name when she's not on Cardassia to minimize assassination attempts, so they're both Ghilanas (until SOMEONE hacks into the computer on their rented shuttle and finds their ID info...)

And also Ziyal... wary of two shiny young cardassians but still trying to put on a brave face...swept up by their openness and enthusiasm but deeply wary of the secret they seem to be hiding...

[cassmouse]

I have not been able to find the kind of angsty Roxie content I'm absolutely craving for right now so guess what that means

[simptasia]

lost is a show filled with traumas and angst but it's not one to touch on sexual abuse. but it's hiding there, subtly in the shadows

[hellaciousfaith]

What does your heart look like?

Molten Lava and Charred Flesh

Your heart burned so fiercely that it burnt itself out, leaving horrible scars in its wake; scars inside your chest and on the hands of those who touched you, the hearts of anyone who got close enough to connect to yours. The person you are now is no longer recognizable, burnt up by your own anger and passion and love. The injuries can never be fully erased, but they can be soothed with time and trust and forgiveness.

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

HELLO CHAT I AM EMBARRASSED

[quietwingsinthesky]

i think lucifer should get vocal stims too and specifically that if he’s in pain, he’ll start humming

[doverstardoodles]

I watched the crying fish people show again

[isfjmel-phleg]

It is one of the days when the desire for my own private office with four walls and a door is extremely strong.

[fleshtemptation]

anyways everything that happened to suguru was a death. little by little he was killed over and over. he even killed himself, the suguru that his friends and family knew. his life was permeated by so much death that he wasn't sure he was even living. he felt he couldn't give a heartfelt smile in this world because of each little death he experienced.

[social-mockingbird]

I work in an office setting, but I also talk to myself a lot, which means I will catch myself quietly saying, “that’s company policy, baby, bada-bing-bada-boom, I’m walkin’ here” and only then recall that my door is open and people can theoretically hear me

[runespoor7]

I think about Fluffysocks' marriage of convenience post-WWX's-death AU where JC marries WQ (this is a debt repaid) and then LWJ (LWJ wants to be sad about WWX surrounded by WWX's people, JC desperately needs the Lan big fat alliance) and there's an entire thing about untold secrets and resentment and finally several truths come out, there's a bit where WQ and LWJ are frantically hiding the fact that JC qi deviated with the reveal, and THEN there's another reveal/understanding that ends with all of them in bed, and it turns out fine! they're all quite happy, and - most importantly -

"WWX will be so surprised to find himself extremely married when he returns"

I think about this often

[betweenlands]

why is the dominion smp category on ao3 merged into video blogging rpf now. what did we do to deserve this. it is officially now impossible to check the dominion smp tag for dominion smp fics. hell world

[chuuyanaurkahara]

what would you do if you torture someone and the bell rings?

love how your assuming i torture people in my school. but now that i think of it... their screams would echo so beautifully in the locker room<3

if i torture someone and the bell rings, i'd probably hide them for the lesson and continue tortureing in the breaks.

but i also just got the idea of a torture school where they teach you how to torture or some stuff<3 if that is the case, the victim gets their short break~