#hrgh men

[good-wine-and-cheese]

Just read both of your Ochan x Tenma fics and i must say you’re literally carrying this ship. Not enough people appreciate the old man yaoi potential of those two. Keep it up.

Weh I'm so glad you like them!!! I've been having a ton of fun writing for them, they scratch such a specific itch for me. Love old man yaoi

[queernarcissus]

look okay. zedaph crying irl in that one kris and jack video made me so. 👁👁. he was only crying bc of fucking onions. but. crying. yeah.

[tremolo-legato-suckas]

god 🙏 grant me the grace 👼 not to get into english 🌍 pattern 🐝 piecing 🧩 because i'm fucking obssessed with rhys and his stupid adorable hexagon vest

[sleepvines]

I should probably hold off on willy nilly revisions until the draft is complete but I have this need to go back and put more oomph into Alderhill's cultural background...

[mysteriesmuse]

“WHERES THE ZOO?!”

- nah that’s just our secret code that sounds a lot like unusual petnames. ——— you wiped at a limp strand of hair on your forehead, your partners voice ringing in your comm.

“I could really use some- hrgh- some backup when you get wrapped up over there!” your huffed glaring back at the pile of goons heaped up on the floor around you and taking off down the same eerily flicking, sterile linoleum hallway that Hitoshi had taken down a couple of minutes ago. you were pulling a infiltration of this drug smuggling stronghold. Hitoshi had fled ahead to try and take down the boss in-charge of this station somewhere deep inside. Now you were finally finished incapacitating the slew of lowlifes guarding the front, carving a way for your partner inside. your hair flew around your face, a throbbing sensation on the side of your forehead as you sprinted down the halls: left, left, right, that’s where he said he went . . . a view gunshots ran out rang out. you skidded to a stop just before the next corner, cursing as you slid and bolted in the opposite direction where the gunshots had come from, “Damnit ‘Jack!” you stomped past another open hallway full of another wave of stinking goons filing out. bang. bang. bang.

You pressed your hand to your ear, “ Toshi’ stats what’s happening?” “Hah! There you are! You little bug. I’m gonna take you here and-“

down the opposite direction a guy snarled and spit as he charged over towards you, syringe in hand. unknowingly still on comm with your encounter flitting around Hitoshi’s ear as you gave out what he thought was an exasperatingly sexy growl as you stalked over to the piece of scum. “Better than you trash. Now you’re gonna tell me where your friends are all headed, ok? Where’s my partner?”

your teeth hurt as you clenched your jaw. Arm flung out like Darth Vader’s as you used your quirk looking astonishingly similar to the force. The guy halted in place hands clawing at the invisible hands around his neck, eye starting to bulge, you spit. “you’ve got 10 seconds.” the man collapsed to the floor gasping, “straight ahead . . . leff-“

———

you didn’t spare another glance as you clenched and unclenched your hand sprinting off down the hall and to the left. the echoing of his skull hitting the tile leaving you as another voice from your command-base team responded instead. “Mindjack’s been hit. Keep going left to towards the stock room from the blueprint, but be careful Sweetheart. We loose contact in the-“

Hitoshi’s voice came flooding back through your ear interrupting the intel from command-base, but your heart caught in your throat hearing him alive and well “aww you do care, kitten . . .” you laughed through your nose, a little too caught up in being chased around the complex to do anything else. He was joking around with a gunshot wound meanwhile, you were busy kicking and hauling-ass over to the other side of this darn building were he was

——— When you arrived all you could do was breathe out, “Oh my god . . .” The surrounding halls were Hitoshi had blazed through were littered with people and rubble. As you crawled over the mess of knocked out goons the sounds of the fight got louder until you were spotted behind this onslaught of villains who fanned out around what you presumed was Hitoshi. the smears of drippled blood and the easily distracted fringes of the mob seemed to confirm your thoughts. “LOOK” “ITS THE GIRL!” “KILL HER. QUICK!” In the mob of black-clothed thugs you could see the tendrils of Toshi’s blinding cloth whip around faster at the mention of your presence as fragments of this ambush turned to pounce on you. You smirked, your favorite quip on your tongue, “aw but I won’t go breaking your heart . . . “

“HUHH?!” your raised your hands out in front of you, “but I could if I tried. No, really!” clenching your fingers you sauntered into the fray. Grown men dropping like flies as you made fought and punched your way through until you saw a blob of purple. “Hey, look guys! That’s my girl!” “WHAT? BOBBY YOURE DATING THIS HERO?!”

you snorted, while sucker-punching a guy in the face. he staggered and you admired your handwork; little red blotches that would turn into deep purple heart shaped brusies, before vaulting over his head and strangling another guy with your thighs. Hitoshi kept talking and more and more minions started causing a ruckus in the hall as they briefly got assaulting by their brainwashed mates before staggering back over. From your spot on the floor where you were getting your hair pulled out you saw a familiar knee drop to the floor, shouting out for you, “argh, kitten. I needa’ koala right about now.” You howled, thrusting your hips to knock this guy off you, “ughh, Kitties a turtle. I needa’ octopus ‘Jack!” at this point villains we’re turning around in confusion, still trying to beat y’all up, but now on the lookout for the menagerie of animals the two of you kept asking for. “WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ZOO ANIMALS THESE TWO ARE BLABBERING ABOUT??!” immediately the two guys clamoring on top of you were thrown off. You looked at your hero, Mindjack’s binding cloth overhead thrashing an opening for you. Exactly the octopus you needed . . . ——— Hitoshi was on the floor fighting through the pain. Quite literally, he focused all his attention on keeping these disgusting villains off of you. I mean, what else was a man to do when you deliberately asked him for an octopus? that was code for you-needed-a-hand and Hitoshi, being a gentleman, was gonna help knock these guys off of you. He say you sprinting towards him. Hair wild, with a matted streak of blood on your head glistening in this dingy lighting. but he opened his arms for your gorgeous self to collide into him. And I mean, you flew toward Hitoshi. His bulky form ragged as he opened up his beefy arms to catch you as you jumped on him. Koala time. You locked your legs around his waist. Eyes and hands immediately raking his figure as his hand held you up. There was no time to worry about the way your skin tingled. You had to find the damn bullet hole in your best friends body. Meanwhile Hitoshi’s body, despite feeling like he was shot, was raising a garden of goosebumps which sprouted up in the wake of your touch. Your frantic breath tickling his ear and your desperate hands flying all over his body in an attempt to find the bullet in his thigh. He was glad his faux vocal cords covered the bottom half of his steaming face. You frantically rasped into his ear, “Where is it?” He coughed, jostling you, as he started sprinting through a mob of the dumb thugs that were brainwashed into fighting each other, “in my thigh. got the cloth bound around it.” you hissed against his ear. “On it.” ———

The two of you barreled past these buncha’ monkeys. Performing a routine move in your work-book: the koala. A stupidly intimate and effective way to move around in these ridiculous undercover situations. Except now you were stuck waving one hand over Hitoshi’s leg as he somehow managed to shift your weight around and sprint the hell out of there. Although, you couldn’t help but remember the reason it became a play in your book for its surprising effectiveness as you sat on the handle bars of one of the agency motorbikes with your arms stretched out behind Toshi’s head escaping the thugs as you took care of those following behind you. That was your escape route. you shouted as the wind whipped past your two shivering bodies already skidding onto the highway, “we are never ever doing that stupid game plan again. The ‘snake’ was just fine, but this ‘lizard’ infiltration plan does not work. I mean seriously that could not have gone more wrong-“

You continued mouthing off to him about this failed plan adaptation of his . . . And yet here you were content to let him call you kitten and paw at your waist and hips in order to kept you in place as you risked your life for his. . . . . . god, he was smitten for you.

[mrdizzy]

The Mr men official Instagram acknowledged the Mr men show in a really cool video compilation and then they. Hrgh

[jakowskis]

Day 23 - Discuss Tosh. Opinions? Favorite moment? Least favorite moment? Any unpopular opinions? Any fun headcanons?

tosh my babygirl my princess light of my life angel darling… shes so good. shes so good 🥺 i love her dearly. she’s so damn underutilized i hate how the show regulates her to a supporting role + only uses her for romantic plots. WACK shes so much more than that. i want a plotline about her cyberterrorism like hello??? i want a plotline about her warped little mind.. i want a plotline about her finally learning spanish ;-; that show did not do her justice and it did not deserve her. i often say torchwood’s characters are too good for the show; tosh is probs the best example of that. no other character gets screwed over as badly as she does by the narrative (not even ianto!) she’s so tragic and lonely i just wanna give her the biggest hug ever. 

fav moment… every time she smiles. (or smirks. hrgh. tosh call me.) also every time she geeks out about smth. im tryna think of a specific moment but idk if i have one?? i just love her overall i smile every time she’s on screen she’s my girlie. when i rewatch i might rmr one though

least favorite moment, the absolute only thing i can think of (hell, my only complaint with her as a character other than i wish she’d get over owen cuz bad taste queen pls u deserve sm better) - it’s always bothered me how she goes over to owen’s flat in aditd and just starts babbling about her own problems. she even says something like “you think everything’s about you”, and in that ep it’s like ??? why are they all acting like he’s unjustified being miserable and angry when he's fucking dead?? like they're all so unsympathetic and mean, even tosh, and out of her it's especially weird?? tbh it just strikes me as ooc (+ kind of misogynistic highkey) writing. i mean, by all means, let tosh bitch, she deserves to blow off some steam + esp deserves to be rude to owen tbh fhsdkjfsd, but the way it’s done in that particular moment feels ooc and, like, how men write women as talking too much and never listening lmao u kno what i mean (owen’s tuned out in the actual episode but you can see her full ramble in the original script, on page 23). tosh has never troubled anyone with her issues before, why would she choose now to, and when she knows owen’s struggling? yeah, on second thought, i don’t hold that against her actually, that’s ooc to me fhdkf. thts just the writer being a wiener.

my only unpopular opinions (slash hot takes) are that 1) towen fucking SUCKS get her away from him, and 2) most people like tosh but she’s highkey underappreciated, esp in fanfic, because of fandom racism + misogyny. she’s not bashed like gwen is but she’s ignored completely which is nearly as bad, and a lot of it’s cuz she happens to be in a show with two white men in a gay relationship who are overwhelmingly prioritized 💀 i will never not be petty about the way that ship dwarfs everything else in comparison. also throwing towen into the background of janto is so gross n cheap. if ppl cared abt her they'd do smth more interesting. and it's never well-done either. ugh.

i have a few hcs that are gonna end up in my owento verse (gwen and tosh are prominent characters in it bc i love them, and their relationships w owen and ianto and each other also have value lawl). tbh a lot of em are just things i think they should introduce into their lives to be happier. i want them happy ;-;

she starts coding video games recreationally!! nothing fancy but she rlly enjoys it + also gets into the swing of making little storylines n getting to express herself that way which is good for her. owen playtests shit for her

her and gwen go on spa dates sometimes. they put it on the torchwood credit card

she gets into fish tanks and fish tank care!!! esp like aquarium plants. shrimp and moss balls, that sort of thing. maybe plecos or loaches. she loves it + it’s grounding, which is good for her bc shes otherwise always got her head in her computers yanno. she’ll sit by her tank while she codes her games and the water sounds are calming. 

she also sits by it while she studies her spanish books which she does finally do. she doesn’t get around to the piano, though; doesn’t prioritize buying a keyboard. maybe one day (this is a nobody dies au btw so she will in fact eventually get around to it ;-;)

oh she’s autistic have i said that. the fish tanks absolutely become a spin. she has a few we know of from canon - math and computers, obviously, but also history (gbg) and the uk’s rivers (from gooseberry; i think it was just the uk maybe it was europe’s rivers. or the world’s! i don’t remember). she also loves trivia like she knows a fair amount about quite a lot of things + loves accumulating random info

lowkey also. giving her a kitty. i think tosh should have a lil fuzzy kitty to keep her company 

well this is smth from my owandy verse but i think it should happen anyway. so it kind of kicks off bc gwen mixes up a blind date (it was gonna be tosh & andy and then owen & a friend of hers, but shes an adhd icon n bungles the invites <3)... tosh ends up with gwen’s friend, who’s straight, but they hit it off and she invites tosh to have drinks or maybe come to a bookclub meet or something with some friends of hers?? point is, tosh makes some casual friends. maybe meets a pretty girl there or smth 👁️ but mainly i want tosh to have girl friends like i think she grew up very lonely i want her to have some normalcy

also sometimes i like tosh x andy maybe they have a little meet cute at a torchwood crime scene or smth fshdkfd. i think they’d be cute and he’d treat her well. she'd babble abt tech stuff and he wouldnt understand a damn word but he'd listen very intently

i also like tosh x ianto for similar reasons. i think it’d be a kind of friends to lovers sitch... they should just be close in general tbh, platonically or not yanno, and in my owandy verse i like the idea of smth kicking off between them i just think theyd be so sweet

she’s a very sleepy drunk and also a lightweight. if the team goes out to drink she’ll get two glasses of smth moderately fruity and then fall asleep against someone’s shoulder it’s very cute (this is just cuz i like the idea of a sleepy tosh 🥺 my baby my baby shes so precious to meee)

[viridescent-lance]

kisses scattered along hardened jaw to try and soothe

(soft, slow, gentle ones, because when Forsyth gets worked up it can be difficult to bring him back down. "what do you need?")

"Hrgh..." Forsyth stares at the paperwork on his desk, gritting his teeth. He really should get glasses, sometime soon, but his pride hobbles him, and for now, he squints. The ebb and flow of supply is, as always, frustrating, and he should've started this sooner but he's had so much to do. They need a new shipment of training dummies, and the stock of horse feed is getting low. "There's been bandit aggression in the north, so perhaps we should look to the east...that would put a considerable delay, and I've considered sparing men to clear the bandits regardless, but to force the carriers through such a dangerous path...I've half a mind to go myself."

Forsyth pinches his brow, shaking his head. This growing headache is getting harder to ignore, and there's no miraculous solution that jumps out at him. Lukas sits quietly beside him, ever the man Forsyth bounces his ideas off.

"I'm sorry, Lukas. You must have other things to attend to." It's not that Forsyth does not appreciate the other man's company; conversely so, he enjoys it beyond a mere coworker's bond. But it feels unfair, to keep him like this. "I...can finish this. It'll be alright. I just need...argh."

Forsyth is ready for Lukas to object, and he's not entirely sure he can take the man's gentle yet firm lecture, but he's steeled for it. What comes instead of that low voice is his lips against Forsyth's jaw, soft, slow, tender.

"What do you need?"

Forsyth doesn't know what he needs, but he knows what he wants is more of Lukas' affection. It's irresponsible, to be indulging in this, but the sweet brushes and nibbles of Lukas' lips melt his objections before they leave his mouth.

"Mm..." Forsyth clumsily paws Lukas' back, his quill still in hand and angled awkwardly to avoid ink stains. He tilts his head up to give Lukas more room to work his magic; the ginger knight knows what makes Forsyth tic, the little crevices of his body that wind him down. A part of Forsyth still protests. They have routes to mark down! What about the bandits? But Lukas' wordless argument makes its way up his jaw with resounding success.

A shuddering breath, a scratching at Lukas' back, a smile against Forsyth's neck. The paperwork can wait.

[lemonade-luvr]

YOU GET IT!!! I need to do some fancy clothes shopping soon and idk. maybe I’ll use Halloween as an excuse. or finding my fashion sense. in truth it’s for cosplaying the fancy little British men that I spin in my head

hrgh about the same about the same . we're probably going to go as clive for halloween again but its the same premise. listen. i have suit jackets and i Made a vest (its bad) i just need to figure out the bottom half. and buddy. i can just make him wear a skirtwith tights. FOR FREE. and it'd be awesome.

[lovebiteshard]

hrgh men

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

(ii)

What if the men and women that you see here have family? Husbands, wives, children, parents? None of which they will ever see again...

Geh...

Don't you get it? All I ever did to you was kill your sister.

You have caused far more harm than good, and yet you've never bothered to think about that. You claim that you only kill the iredeemable, yet your actions affect the lives of even the one's that YOU love.

And you're not even as powerful as you can be yet! With every stomp, you could make an earthquake! With every swing of your sword you could make a hurricane! And yet that's a burden you turn a blind eye to because you refuse to shoulder it!

You think I don't shoulder it, even though I don't want to think about it?

*Kuripa points at the masked man.

You've got your own burdens and your own mission. You are FUCKING LUCKY that mine isn't yours!

I WISH it was. Because I wouldn't be so brainless with it!

Rrrgh...!

You see now why it is you are such a threat! Unbelievable physical strength and tenacity, willpower, and dexterity, put in the hands of a complete and utter MANIAC!

...Maniac...

Ohohohooo Gyalusetsu, you have seen NOTHING yet...! You wanna see a maniac!?

I WILL SHOW YOU A MANIAC!

*WHAAAAAAM!*

UGH!

*SLAM!* *SLAM!* *SLAM!* *SLAM!* *SLAM!*

*Matta is unprepared as Kuripa lunges at him and punches him around the face. He then grabs his head and repeatedly slams his knee into Matta's gut before the masked man pushes away.

Don't get ahead of yourself! I never said you were the only one with that kind of power!

I can't clean this body pile...! And I'll never wash the blood off my hands...!

But I swear on my life that your body and your blood will be ADDED TO IT! NNNNOOO MATTER WHAATT!!!

*POOOOOOW!*

UGGGH!!

*CRRRRRUMMBLE!*

Hmph! DRRGH!

*Matta gets knocked into the wall by Kuripa as he leaps forward and lands some hits. The room's structure is broken by his body's impact, and it begins to collapse on top of them. Kuripa is struck in the head by some debris, but he is unfazed.

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

GTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!

HRRYAAGGGH!

*SLLAAAAMM!*

BOUAGH!?

*Matta charges back, and Kuripa punches him into the air as the two exchange blows, landing several hard punches, sword slashes, and guttural kicks.

HRGH! DRAGH!

AAGCK!

*CRRRRRAAAAAASSSH!*

*Matta uses his feet to bounce off the ceiling, causing the remnants of rubble to fall upon them. Launching himself into Kuripa, he sends both combatants covered in blood as they and the mass of dead Zetsubou soldier corpses falling through the floor into the room below.

Tch...GAGCK!?

You wanted to fight!? LET'S FIGHT!

*After that, Matta lunges forward and begins to strike. After taking a few, Kuripa raises his arm to block more. Matta's last punch sends him stumbling back, tripping over the bodies.

Grgh...!?

What's the matter? You can handle it, can't you? Like I said, you're too strong for your own good!

Why...?

The End of a Lonely Road: Part 2.

RRUAUAAAGAGGH!

HMPH!

*CLASH!* *BASH!* *SWING!* *SLASH!* *CLANG!* *CLINK!* *SHING!*

*The ground continues to quake violently with every step the two titans take, when Kuripa rushes towards the masked Matta and goes mad with his sword. Matta pulls how his own scimitar and deflects his attacks, resulting in a high-speed blade duel.

GRAAGH!

*SLAAAM!*

Tch...

*BAANG!*

BUAGH!? NRRGH!

*WHOOP!* *SLAAM!*

GUAGH!?

HIYAAGGH!

*SLAM!*

WAAGH!

*CRAAASH!*

*Swords clashing, they unexpectedly throw one another back before putting eachother in an armlock. Matta shoots a bullet from his gun with his free hand, grazing Kuripa's face. Kuripa leapfrogs over Matta, getting behind him, and kneeing him in the stomach as he turns around. Then he kicks him in the direction of a wall which collapses on impact.

Ngh...Huh?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH-!

Shit...!

*Matta is barely able to get back on his feet, as he sees Kuripa charging at him like Senator Armstrong, and, once again, he is tackled, and the two of them go flying through the wall into yet ANOTHER part of the factory.

HMPH!

*CRUMBLE!*

HUP! RAAGGH!

ENOUGH!

*POW!*

UHUGH!?

*WHAM!* *BANG!* *SMACK!*

*This time in a much less enclosed area, the fight continues as Matta lands on his feet. Kuripa recovers quickly and continues his manic assault. After that, Matta begins to beat up his opponent, knocking Kuripa first to the wall and then to the ceiling.

*SQUELCH!*

Ooof...Huh?

*As Kuripa lands, he notes that his faceplant is a lot softer than he anticipates. Only when he raises his head does he see why...

AAAAAGH!? HAHAAHAAGH!?

!!!??

*Matta is similarly shocked as he lurches upwards and blows away the environment around him, as he realizes that Kuripa and he are walking and fighting in a room full of severed and decapitated corpses...!

What in the hell happened here...!?

...

...

...I did...

...!

Koyasunaga attacked one of our medical camps and killed an injured soldier. I fended him and his pussy's off to give them a chance to escape.

By "fended" off, you mean you mercilessly slaughtered them all?

They're Zetsubou goons Gyalusetsu. They don't matter to anybody...!

Maybe not to you...and maybe not to Zetsubou...

But what of their own families?

What?

You should know this better than everyone, Kurafto. Not everyone does bad things or aligns themselves with bad people because they are rotten to the core. Some people need to compromise, and do things they would rather not.

[radio-static]

Boper my beloper.. thank you @alieryn-art for creating such a man.

[ccorinthian]

Obviously talking about trans man issues is very important but y’all do realise it’s not necessary to add it on every post regarding trans women right

[levcretia]

broke: taako is a playboy and sleeps around because of fandom’s tendency to hypersexualize mlm (esp gnc men)

woke: taako was saving himself for The One but once he met him he knew pretty much freakin’ instantly and lost his virginity in the chug’n’squeeze bathroom

[dirt-grub]

what if i got combat boots with chains on them...

[bugpoke-remaking]

started thinking about OCs interacting and smoochin and being in love and gave myself heart palpitations