#hq christmas headcanons

[mrshigurumasshop]

You’re A Mean One | K. Sakusa ~ the one where he wasn’t into the Christmas spirit

➤ pairing: husband!sakusa kiyoomi x mom!reader w/ daughter Kami

➤ mentions of: a tiny bit of angst bc sakusa is a grumpy man, fluff/comfort

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Growing up, the holidays was something you and your family cherished together. It made you want to continue that tradition with your own family when the time came.

And that time is finally around after your five year old daughter, Sakusa Kami was old enough to want to participate in being festive this year.

Your little doppelgänger nearly jumped out of her seat during breakfast when you told her that you and your husband, Sakusa Kiyoomi will be taking her out to find a christmas tree.

So here you all are, outside in the snow looking for the perfect tree that you swore to your daughter that she would get to choose. “Mama! Do they come with the snow?” Kami called to you as she stopped in front of one of many trees.

“No, baby. The snow will melt off when we bring it home,” you smiled at her.

“And it’ll cause more of a mess that it will already do…”

Ah… You forgot that your husband wasn’t too fond of the idea of getting a real tree so he’s been in a mood. He uses the excuse that he wasn’t too into the holiday spirit growing up due to how busy he was with volleyball but…it didn’t hurt for him to at least try.

“Honey, can you not please?” you murmur to him so your daughter doesn’t hear, “She’s excited.”

Sakusa sighs as he shoves his gloved hands into his jacket. “I know,” he says, “But we could’ve easily gotten a fake one that wouldn’t make a mess in the house.”

You pierce your lips in a tight line to keep yourself from snapping at him. It irritated you how much he was in a negative mood especially when he was the one who agreed to look for a real tree. So you just opted to not say anything else and watch your daughter happily run around the lot of trees to choose.

“What ‘bout this one,” Kami pointed towards a rather…dead looking tree.

“It’s dead, Kami,” Sakusa said straight out.

“Babe!”

Kami pouted slightly as she looked at the tree. Even though it was dead, he didn’t have to bluntly point it out. “If we get that tree we won’t be able to put all your pretty ornaments you made for me and papa. Try looking for a greener one,” you encouraged her.

She nodded with a small pout on her face and continued to walk ahead of you and Sakusa. Once you see she’s far enough away from you guys, you look at Sakusa with a pleasing look.

“Why did you agree to this if you’re just going to ruin the experience for her?” you ask.

“The experience of looking for a tree?” he rolls his eyes. “Baby, this will be too much work to maintain and I’m not going to be the one to clean all that mess up.”

You took a deep breathe to prevent yourself from yelling at him in public and in front of your daughter. “I get that but you agreed to this so please keep it at a minimum,” you pleaded at him.

“Fine,” he mumbled.

It was quiet for a moment as the three of you continued to look for a tree but Kami just couldn’t find the perfect one. Just like you when you were little, she wanted to find the most festive looking tree just like the ones she sees in the movies.

After about 20 minutes of looking around, the three of you rounded a corner into the next aisle of trees and finally you heard a happy squeal.

“Mama! Papa! Look!” she pointed with a happy smile towards a green and full tree. The pine tree was so full that you could barely see through the branches so it was perfect to your eyes and your daughters.

But that happy moment didn’t last forever the moment you heard a scoff beside you. “No. Absolutely not. Do you realize how many bugs might be hiding in there. I’d rather you pick the dead tree than this,” he grumbles as he looks at you.

“Kiyoomi!” you snap. But before you could scold your husband you hear some sniffles. You and Kiyoomi nearly break your necks hearing the familiar sniffles coming from Kami. “Baby… Don’t cry…,” you pleaded.

Fat tears. All of the fat tears she could muster spilled out of her eyes. Kiyoomi’s dad instincts kicked in and went straight to comfort her but she shook her head with her hands out in front of her.

“You’re so mean, Papa!” she cries, almost making you want to cry, “Yur’ a grinch!”

Kiyoomi’s heart throbbed hearing Kami’s cries. He knew what she meant by being called a grinch. He watched to American movie with her for the first time a few weeks ago and it made it feel guilty.

“Hey, princess,” he said in a comforting tone as he slowly walked up to her again, “I didn’t mean it-,”

“NO!” she screamed. You knew she was on the verge of throwing a tantrum in public so you walked passed your husband to pick up your daughter who immediately wrapped her arms around your neck and legs around your torso.

“Shhhh, Kami it’s okay,” you comforted in a hushed tone as you rubbed her back. You turned back around with anger in your eyes as you looked at Kiyoomi. “Let’s just go home,” you said which only made Kami cry harder and Kiyoomi feel even worse.

“Baby-,” he pleaded, “I didn’t mean it like that.”

“What else did you mean, Kiyoomi,” you snapped, “I ignored your ignorance while we were dating and before we had Kami but I’m tired of it.”

You then walked away from him towards the car as you tried to calm your crying daughter down. Sakusa was left in the aisle by himself standing in a pool of guilt covered snow.

Yes, he wasn’t looking forward to the mess and possible bugs a real tree would bring into the house but he knew it wasn’t right to let it get to his head. He felt even worse knowing that you sucked up his grinch like personality all these years and continued to have the holiday spirit so he walked behind you towards the car in silence.

The car ride and the rest of the day going into the night was quiet in the house. Kami calmed down during the drive back home because she ended up crying herself to sleep. She needed to get her nap in anyways so you were kind of relieved but it still made you sad that Kiyoomi didn’t even want to mask how much he didn’t want a damn tree.

So you ignored him throughout the day. You couldn’t even look at him either so you stayed with Kami in her room as she slept and left him to sit in guilt.

Kiyoomi stared at the ceiling in the living room in silence as he tried thinking of ways to make up for his grinch behavior but he knew a simple sorry wasn’t going to cut it. He stressfully rubbed his eyes with the heel of his hands with a groan before looking at the time.

3:14 pm; he needed to go to practice soon but he didn’t want to leave you guys like that after what happened. So, he had an idea.

You didn’t realize that you fell asleep till you woke up with something poking your cheek. You hummed in question as you look over to your right and see your daughter with the same pout on her face.

“Hi, baby,” you smiled at her as your cupped her swollen cheek. She looks like Kiyoomi when she wakes up from her sleep, you thought. “Are you feeling better?” you ask.

She shook her head no and laid down on top of you. You could only say so much to console a child so you physically comforted her which seemed like something she wanted anyway.

You looked out her window to see that it wasn’t snowing anymore but it still stuck to the ground so you thought that maybe going to the park to play in the snow would lift her spirits. “Why don’t we go to the park? We can build a snowman,” you kissed her head.

Kami lifted her head with her sweet smile finally on her face with a nod. So you tell her to get ready while you left her room to let Kiyoomi know but he wasn’t home.

“Asshole left without saying anything,” you mumbled to yourself. You assumed that he went to practice since he doesn’t like driving in the snow too much so you brushed it off and got ready yourself.

After you and Kami got ready, you both left to house to walk to the park. Being there seemed to lift her spirits even more as she made snow family and snow angels. Kami also enjoyed you throwing into a pile of snow which what Kiyoomi would do in the backyard.

About an hour or so went by and it was starting to get colder so you and Kami decided to walk back home hand in hand. Kami kept giggling as she heard the crunch of her footsteps against the snow. You were lost in thought as you guys came up to the house to lost to notice that Kiyoomi’s car was in the driveway.

“Papa’s home!” Kami called out.

Your eyebrows scrunched together in confusion because he wasn’t gone as long as he usually is for practice. You brought your keys out to unlock the door and immediately went into shock.

Kami squealed in excitement as you were too stunned to speak. The whole inside of the house was covered in Christmas decorations galore. You almost couldn’t see your furniture because of how much lights and other decor was taking up every crevice in the house. And as if your daughter couldn’t scream any louder, there it was…the exact tree she pointed at earlier.

“Mama! It’s the tree!” Kami screamed as she ran towards the decorated plant as you remained at the front door too stunned to speak. Kami was too busy eye boggling the tree that was covered in the ornaments she made at preschool to notice how quiet you are.

“I had the team help me get it done,” a soothing voice said to you.

You looked over at Kiyoomi who you assumed came from the shower due to his wet curls. “Why,” you ask out of disbelief.

“Well,” he nervously laughs, “Hearing that your daughter called you a grinch is a good wake up call. And I found a cheap blanket to put the tree on top of to catch any of the dirt. I’m sorry about today… It was uncalled for…”

You couldn’t help but look at him in admiration despite how much you want to be mad at him. You couldn’t help it. You have seen you’re home decorated like this since you moved out of your parents house so many years ago. It felt like you were home again.

“Baby?” Kiyoomi calls to you due to your silence.

You instantly smile at him almost wanting to cry on the spot due to how happy you are. “It was uncalled for but I love it, ‘Omi,” you said to him.

You can see the stress leave his body as he let out a sigh of relief. It made you laugh a little bit seeing how hung over he was over the incident earlier. He walked over to you and wrapped his arms around your shoulders to put you into a tight hug. “Thank god,” he murmured into your head.

“Don’t get too relieved, my love. You still have your daughter to say sorry too,” you giggle.

“Ah…,” he smiled as he turned around to look at Kami who was still mesmerized by the tree with you still in his arms, “How does it look, princess?”

Kami turned around with her pretty smile — your smile, he thought. “It’s pwetty, Papa!” she said happily as she ran into his arms, “I love it so much!”

“Good,” he kissed her cheek, “Am I still a grinch?”

Kami giggled and shook her head no. “No more Grinch, papa. Pinky promise?” she held out her tiny pinky.

“Pinky promise,” he smiled as he locked his pinky with hers, “Now go get undressed, we’re having a movie night.”

Kami ran out of Kiyoomi’s arms with happiness radiating off of her. You couldn’t help but smile at the sight. You swear your cheeks were going to fall off.

“Hey…,” Kiyoomi whispered to you. You looked up at him with a soft smile silently answering him. “Look up,” he said as he pointed up wit his eyes.

You looked at him in question then up towards the ceiling to see a mistletoe attacked to the doorframe. Your cheeks flushed in red because even after all these years of being with him, you e never kissed Omi under a mistletoe. Kiyoomi smiled softly as he gently cupped your cheeks in his warm palms.

“I love you, Y/n,” he whispered against your lips before pressing a loving kiss on your lips.

You smiled into the kiss and even as he pulled away. “I love you too, Omi,” you said before he leaned his head down to give you another but longer kiss

“YUCK!!!” Kami gagged in the background.

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[satorisoup]

hi can I request akaashi with the prompt “baking cookies??”

thanks <33

BAKING COOKIES

˚✧₊ FT. KEIJI AKAASHI

satorisoup christmas event! ⛄️

˚✧₊ A/N : keiji akaashi the love of my entire life RAHAHSHSH.

˚✧₊ WARNINGS : f!reader. petnames (my love).

there’s a silent whir of the electric mixer going off as it mixes butter and sugar in its bowl.

akaashi stands near your fridge as he holds a carton of eggs, placing them carefully on the counter.

“alright, whats next?” he asks as he pads his feet to stand next to your side.

“now the dry mix.” you respond.

akaashi hums at you while you take the bag of flour and measure in a cup.

he doesn’t fail to miss the way you wipe your face, forgetting your hands are messy, painting your cheek with dusty white.

there’s domesticity flowing in every aspect of baking with you. you’re standing in his kitchen clad with a sweet little apron over your clothes, and you’re smiling at him with a flour covered face. akaashi can feel his heart swell.

he cracks an egg into the mixer while he eyes you to the side, whisk in hand and the smallest smile decorates your face. and when it’s time to roll your dough into cookies, he smiles too.

you’re pulling something deep out of the cupboards before strolling back to the counter.

“oh? are sprinkles a necessity?” he asks.

“oh, keiji. sprinkles are always a necessity.” you reply, shaking the small jar of greens and reds onto your awaiting cookie.

akaashi sits with you as you wait for your treats to bake, wiping your face while he looks at you with tender eyes and hes smiling as you go on about how excited you were to try them.

and when your cookies are done, your cheeks are filled when he’s taking a bite and you ask him

“see? sprinkles make it better, right?”

and he’s responding with his heart just as full,

“i think you’re right about that, my love.”

[cherxyx]

12 Days Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me...

To start off the Holiday season right, I wanted to base a work on one of my favorite Christmas songs.

Spicy Ver.

(These are modern objects/items and these gifts may not fit with your aesthetic. There will be a bunch of random characters.)

BTW: These are my opinions and if there is an anime character that is a CHILD then the age is not changed and the action of the verse is in a friendly/caregiver way not a relationship way!!

Kids in pink (let me know if I missed any) If not pink then they're aged up to around 18-19. If older then their age stays the same.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent me a bouquet of flowers that were gingerbread-themed.

Sugawara, Tanjiro, Shouko Nishimiya, Tohru, Nezkuo, Izuku, Hinata, Uraraka, Asahi  (anybody else you want).

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent me two matching sets of Christmas pjs.

Yachi, Kirishima, Mina, Eren, Yuji, Mikey, Bokuto, Tanaka, Gojo, Todoroki, Bakugo, (anybody else you want)

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent me three matching necklaces.

Mikasa, Eren, Kita, Nanami, Mina, Tsuyu, Mikey, Miyuki, Nezuko, Anya, Geto, (anybody else you want)

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent me four puppies.

Kei, Nanami, Mina, Kaminari, Draken, Gon, Baji, Geto, Tendō (anybody else you want)

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent me five golden rings.

Oikawa, Megumi, Nobara, Tsuyu, Draken, Nezuko, Geto, Sukuna, Momo, Asahi  (anybody else you want to)

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent me six lip oils.

Miya Twins, Kei, Gojo, Tsuyu, Mikey, Michiko, Go Matsuoka, Baji, Sukuna, Eita, Ukai, (anybody else you want to)

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me a seven layered cake.

Nanami, Kaminari, Kuroo (anybody else you want)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent me eight different shades.

Suna, Gojo, Mina, Jiro, Draken, Shuji, Miyuki, Coffee, Killua, Baji, Bakugo, Tobio, (anybody else you want to)

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent me nine dangle earrings.

Toji, Suna, Nobara, Mina, Draken, Canary (idk why but i feel like she would), Coffee, Geto, Momo, Tobio (anybody else you want to)

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent me a ten-book series.

Yachi, Kei, Tsuyu (anybody else you want)

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me eleven new makeup brushes.

Miya Twins, Eren, Toji, Nobara, Kaminari, Jiro, Mikey, Coffee, Go Matsuoka, Kenma, Daichi, Ukai (anybody else you want to)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent me twelve sweet kisses.

ANYONE YOU WANT

[sleepw-me]

BF HEADCANONS HQ ࣪ ִֶָ☾.── .✦

Haikyuu version SFW

t.kageyama⸝⸝ ♡ Definitely winter is his favorite season, when you are his girlfriend he will definitely want to do some winter activities with you, such as walking around the city with a nice composition of Christmas lights. building a snowman in his yard. Throwing snowballs at each other and taking you to a nice cafe for hot chocolate.

k.tsukishima⸝⸝ ♡ We all know by now that Tsuki likes music, I'm sure he would share his headphones with you so you could listen to music together at school. When you're at his place, you just spend time with him, while he's doing his homework and you're hugging his dinosaur-shaped stuffed animal, and there's some music playing in the background. He made a playlist for you, but at first he was embarrassed to show it to you, there were songs he associated with you.

t.yamaguchi⸝⸝ ♡ During the lesson, when he gets tired of listening to the teacher, he will start drawing cute hearts and flowers in the corners of your notebook with colored pens, and if you let him, he will draw a whole meadow on your hand. You can give him your shoes to decorate them nicely with colorful flowers and drawings.

d.sawamura⸝⸝ ♡ He probably didn't know what princess treatment was before, he was just well brought up and everything he does comes easily to him, he thinks that's how you should treat your ladies. When your shoe is untied, he kneels in front of you and ties it for you. He carries your shopping, your handbags too, but not in his hand, as if he was ashamed that someone would see him with your women's handbag, he literally throws it on his shoulder and walks with it just like you would.

a.azumane⸝⸝ ♡ He has long hair, so he always has a rubber band on his wrist, so if you need it, he will lend it to you and even tie your hair for you.

s.hinata⸝⸝ ♡ This sweet little orange bun remembers the smallest details about you, even if sometimes you feel like he's not listening anymore and you stop talking, he immediately encourages you to continue. He remembers every detail, your favorite number, your favorite and hated color, the name of your first cat and he will even remember the names of your entire family if you mentioned them.

k.kozume⸝⸝ ♡ He found the perfect person to cuddle with, it's you!. Expect that if you have a large sweatshirt, he will stick his head under it and play games. When he plays on the computer, he will invite you to sit on his lap and either watch him play or teach you how to play one of his favorite games, it's funny when she controls the mouse and you control the keyboard, you will definitely hear him chuckle when something goes wrong he will succeed but he is very patient.

t.kuroo⸝⸝ ♡ Sometimes you meet at his place to study for chemistry, then he wears his black glasses that make him look so good. If you don't understand a topic, he will teach you and if you answer correctly, he will give you a juicy kiss. If you need a break, he will bring you something sweet.

r.suna⸝⸝ ♡ He will definitely take a lot of photos of you to keep the memories. You will be his private model, he definitely has one of your photos where you are drooling on the pillow while still sleeping on his wallpaper. On his phone you will find the stupidest photos, for example your 0.5x photo. Until the prettiest ones, the ones where you smile so beautifully at him.

a.miya⸝⸝ ♡ Listen, I imagine Atsumu calling you very early in the morning to go to the beach with him. He will definitely take a few photos of you in your swimsuit, but most of all you will have a great time together, sunbathing or swimming, he will pretend to be a shark that wants to eat you so that you run away from him. When the sun is not so bright anymore, he will play beach volleyball with you, laughing when something goes wrong, but then he will teach you, he promise.

o.miya⸝⸝ ♡ He will invite you to his kitchen so that you can bake or cook something together and have great fun. So what if there's flour everywhere or something spilled on the floor, you'll clean it up later and now Osamu is busy kissing you while you wait for the dough to be made.

k.bokuto⸝⸝ ♡ If you stayed overnight at his place, don't think you'll sleep late if you wake up easily, because he'll start doing his morning stretches, doing push-ups, and encouraging you to sit on his back. He will sometimes ask you to join him, but you have barely woken up, but if you join him and stretch together, you must know that he will slow down on purpose so that you can keep up, he will be very happy.

a.akaashi⸝⸝ ♡ This sweet boy will read books to you but he will also be more than willing to listen to your voice if you read to him. He likes it when you lie on his lap and play a game while he rests the book on your head and you sit in comfortable silence.

k.sakusa⸝⸝ ♡ It's no surprise that this guy takes great care of himself and is glad that you do too. His favorite activity is when you spend the night at his place and do your skin care together, he likes it when you put a mask on his face and massage him gently.

[yakuzacanons]

seasons greasons :) if you're up to it, could we perhaps some HCs for how the yakuza guys like to spend the holidays with their S/O? regardless of whatever they celebrate, ofc. the winter season is quite festive for all sorts of stuff. hope you're feeling alright btw! stay cozy and healthy ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

SEASONS GREASONS skskskskskks u have my whole heart for that, also YES you can. Thanks for the well wishes too, unfortunately I have been slain by COVID so the sickness will continue. Doing my bestest though, headcanons below da cut.

Kazuma Kiryu

Lots of Christmas shopping for the kids at Morning Glory. Getting hot drinks and walking around together during a snowfall. He wouldn't expect you to do this with him but he likes to volunteer at events, like soup kitchens for the homeless, during this time of year.

Majima Goro

Him want go see the big fancy holiday lights with you. That's it. He just wanna go see some neat decorations and ooo and aaa. Also just wants to drink hot drinks and eat hot food with you.

Saejima Taiga

Doesn't care for public holiday events so much but he WILL be making a giant cauldron of homemade soup for you both. You don't have to help out but he would love it if you did!

Akiyama Shun

Not much a festive guy, typically spends holidays just sleeping a lot. Would go out for a particularly fancy dinner with you though. Does tag along for Christmas shopping if only to take notes on what you seem to like so he can buy it for you later.

Tanimura Masayoshi

He's pretty new at dating so he doesn't know what couples do for holidays but his personal tradition is making tons of handmade dumplings at Homeland and handing them out to all the families in the international district. He'd love it if you tagged along to help, maybe even tying some cute bows on the baskets before delivering them together.

Ryuji Goda

Big of heart and dumb of ass man Ryuji's favorite holiday thing to do is to make literally everyone in the Omi Alliance decorate the HQ. That includes you. Of course, since you are his literal favorite person, you get first and last say of what goes. It's really fun for the both of you, running around and throwing up decorations, telling grunts to put that there and not over there and what the hell were they thinking putting those lights with that color ribbon.

Nishikiyama Akira

He wants to visit all the cutest cafes and try their seasonal items. Nothing like a cutesy dessert for two... or two desserts. Or three. Also likes to wear matching scarves or matching gloves.

Daigo Dojima

He's also fairly unfamiliar with what couples do during the holidays but he's trying his best. Will take you out for a nice dinner for sure. He tends to prefer attending winter festivals instead of events for more modern holidays so if you're willing to try that, he'd love to go with you! His personal favorite holiday tradition is just enjoying hot tea while watching snow fall.

Mine Yoshitaka

He's pretty inward most of the time so holiday chaos just makes him want to stay home. Usually just decorates inside of his own home, he's not really religious but he likes the appearance of a Christmas tree so he typically goes with that. Would love to shop for some ornaments for you to hang up specifically.

Tatsuo Shinada

Literally all he wants to do is wear a Santa hat. That and probably go bar hopping on Christmas Eve. He's all about just relaxing and having a fun time, so long as he's with you. Would go caroling with you, although be warned he sings a little off key.

Ichiban Kasuga

He's probably one of the few out of all the boys that genuinely isn't picky about doing much during the holidays. As long as he gets to spend time with his loved ones, he's content. If it snows, he's definitely starting a snowball fight though. Would love to check out a holiday market with you though!

Tianyou Zhao

This silly head is making truck loads of homemade steamed buns and drinking a lot of tea and nothing can stop him from accomplishing his tasty holiday mission. He'd love to teach you how to make the buns. Likes watching you proudly place them in the steamer after he's filled them up.

Joon-Gi Han

His ass don't know nothin' about holidays! No, seriously, he's so confused. "Why's there a man in a red suit at the mall today?" Mostly just curious and kind of enamoured by all the activity spiking up all around the city. He's never really had a Christmas or much of any kind of holiday so you'll probably have to show him the ropes. Hot cocoa ends up being his favorite thing.

[kings-highway]

hi, i saw that you’ve been sharing your thoughts on hq rarepairs! what do you think about oisuga?

mhmhmmhmmhmhmh 🤔

honestly one of my least favourite haikyuu ships. I actually really like IwaOiDaiSuga as a polyship, and Oisuga is always the weak link holding me back lol. BUT that being said I do see why people like them, so...

Suga, absolutely, buys Oikawa flowers. I dont think it's something anyone else had done for Oikawa, and he barely understands it, but after big games, or before dates, or on special days, birthdays, Suga shows up with a small boquet of flowers, or a single rose, and is very consistent. Oikawa unwittingly falls in love with this trait which is why it hurts so severely when he finds out that Suga will mercilessly stop doing this while they're fighting. It's like being stabbed in the gut when Suga shows up for their date without flowers and Oikawa KNOWS its because of XYZ fight from the weekend they havent made up for.

They definitely help calm each other down. Its counterintuitive to a lot of their friends, but they actually end up tempering each other's louder qualities, and can spend quite a while just curled up, legs tangled, reading books together.

Suga is OBSESSED with Oikawa's hair and won't shut up about it. "I cant believe this is your natural colour" "baby please get off my head."

Also Suga would absolutely BALL when Oikawa moved to Argentina. Like... just the most obscene sobbing mess making a scene. Not even funny.

Oikawa is the BEST gift giver for Suga specifically but this is nintey percent because he has no standards for himself and with straight up pay Asahi/Daichi/Kiyoko to find out what Suga wants. He refuses to not make his birthday/christmas exactly what he wants.

Providing you subscribe to a headcanon where Oikawa has money - he spoils the SHIT out of Suga. Like he himself is a bit of a diva, but he projects his entire diva energy onto this little boyfriend of is and insists Suga gets everything he wants. EVERYTHING. He's fully aware he's doing it. Its intentional. He wants Suga to know.

Overall Ratings:

For me, Personal Interest: 1/10

Concept/Potential: 6/10? I see the vision but I struggle to see the vision

[kikiwooo]

What do we have here?

SMAU

Texts w/ them pt 1

Scars { multi characters }

Yu Zhong Smut w/ Gn Hybrid reader { NSFW }

Yandere Gusion w/ Gn reader

[ HQ AU] ! Your past mains beefing about your current ones { Dyrroth/Julian } •|| extra ! | 1 |

Falling hard for you { multi characters } { SFW&NSFW }

Ling Smut w/ Fem reader { NSFW }

Julian crushing and asking out to Gn reader

Yandere Dyrroth w/ Gn reader who's too friendly with others

Aamon, Claude, Brody and Hanzo w/ Gn reader who has sharp teeth and bites them as affection and some cases it leaves mark(s)

Xavier w/ Gn Cat Hybrid Reade

Aftercare with Dyrroth, Yu Zhong and Hanzo being soft with Gn Reader

Multiple genderbent(fem characters) Yandere characters w/ Gn Reader

X.Borg w/ Gn Reader Dating Headcanons

Dyrroth w/ Male Reader SFW&NSFW

Aamon w/ Fem Reader SFW&NSFW

Claude crushing on Gn Reader

Carrying /Gn Reader SFW [MULTIPLE CHARACTERS]

Zhask and his tentacles/antennaes w/ Gn Reader SFW&NSFW

Jealous Dyrroth and Fredrinn with a Sup! Gn Reader NSFW

Christmas with Fredrinn, Natan and Aamon w/ Gn Reader SFW

Christmas with Lancelot, Faramis, Hayabusa and Clint w/ Gn Reader SFW

What are you getting for Valentine's Day? [ MULTIPLE CHARACTERS ]

MLBB Men trying out period cramp simulator [ MULTIPLE CHARACTERS ]

MLBB Men W/ Pregnant! Fem! Reader

Camboy! MLBB Boys with Gn Reader

Jungle! Gn Reader with their Male Wife Mage/Support(s)

Valir and Xavier with Gn Reader

[serendertothesquad]

Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "The Odd Ness Monster" Episode Followup, Part 1

10 years and we finally get our first look at Odd Squad's take on Nessie. It's sure to be an odd-essie.

...Yeah, even I cringed halfway into that pun.

I hear this is a good episode, so let's hope those folks are right. At this point I'm like a kid at Christmas who didn't get what they wanted from Santa but will abso-fuckin'-lutely keep screaming and begging.

Below the break!

And your writer for this episode, who has an extensive resume and has written for quite a few things, including some kids stuff. Already off to a solid start, but I'm very cautiously optimistic.

Hey, remember the Thrimes from Season 2? Meet their sister.

Wouldn't be the first time we've had a cold open with mimes, either. I'm blanking on which episode, but I distinctly remember a Season 1 cold open that had a mime who threw berets at Olive and Otto and had terrible rapping skills.

(Editing note: It was "A Case of the Sing-Alongs", that's it!)

God, it's like dangling fuckin' keys with these children. Byootiful.

"Ma'am, you're not really trapped in an invisible glass box!"

Which, of course, is the mime equivalent of telling a magician to their face that magic isn't real. Way to be an ass, Orli.

At the very least, Orli's more patient with mimes than Olive and Otto combined. And the entire Season 2 cast bar Oona.

Yeah, speaking of Season 1...this is reminding me of the cold open with the man who had to apologize to the ocean because he said it was cold, then Olive running right into a barrier because she complained about the sand being too hot.

I think you can tell which one's played better.

If you listen real close, you can hear Pink's "Get the Party Started" playing faintly in the background.

...Oh. It's New Year's. Which was already done better in Season 1 and guys, really, can we stop with the Season 1 references? God sakes, they're getting old and I'm trying to keep the cynic glasses off for this one.

I'm...not too clear on what you have to do to win the raffle, but it sounds like "find the next" after playing it back five times over.

Is it...find the next season? Because I can do that! Gimme that copium, bitch, and lemme rip!

(Few seconds in: it's "find an X".)

Ohhhh come now. Y'all knew they were gonna win it. They have side character superiority. They're part of the main plot. Of course they're gonna win it.

*giggles uncomfortably*

My mind, tainted by years of watching horrifying PSAs and PIFs, is going in very dark places right now.

LOOKIT THIS SMUG SONUVABITCH. SHE KNOWS SHE'S LEADIN' 'EM TO THE ODD NESS MONSTER. SHE K N O W S .

Their prize is a chance at death. And not just their deaths.

(On a side note: this elevator is playing the smooth jazz version of "Take Away One", which is a brilliant touch, but I find it was better executed in "Old Odd, New Tricks". Apparently it was also in "Lift Off" too, but my point still stands.)

"A place where no one has been in many moons."

Hehehe byootiful. All right, fandom, get crackin' on what constitutes as a moon in the Oddverse and let me revel in the deja vu of seeing this argument often in the MLP fandom.

Here, it's implied to be years. Centuries. Millennia even. Certainly longer than a month.

Okay, I'd be laughing more genuinely if not for these unsettling lift shots because this subba-hubba-hubba gag is actually funny.

The floor is not lava.

But if you fall, it damn well will be lava.

Okay, I can appreciate the twist, but no amount of money in the world will be able to convince me that this is a dinosaur Nessie. And I'm not talking about plesiosaurs. This is a Dino Dex dinosaur that found its way into this show and this is really just a thinly-veiled crossover.

Headcanon accepted. Try me, bitch. Trailer came out today. Try me.

"The monster was here first. We built HQ over her, that way we can stop her when she wakes up."

So this HQ is underground, to a certain degree. The multi-sub basement is probably near the Earth's core, hence why it's so hot...and since this is a flipped version of Nessie, of course it prefers heat.

Huh. All right. I dig it. Already more sane than building Walmarts on Native American burial grounds, though if she prefers heat sources then I'm sure there's tons of those in the UK.

I honestly don't know who said "worst prize ever" here, but I'm cackling because they haven't even tried to stop her yet and are still in the exposition stage and they're already complaining.

Frankly, though, they're in the right.

Wh...but how, though? Lasers? Gamma radiation? Some kind of opioid released in waves?

I'd think a simple violin could do the trick -- get Orli on that shit -- but this is Odd Squad and so this shall be complicated.

"We just need two worthy agents to be here when she wakes and send her back to sleep."

And you decided on a raffle, wherein you pick...a Scientist and a Security agent? Not, y'know, a Creature Care agent? Are you so low on numbers that you don't have any Creature Care agents?

...No, wait, that's a rhetorical question.

Hoooooold up, hold up. So this episode is gonna run through the span of a year...in 8 minutes?

That's shit I expect from 5-minute My Little Pony Tell Your Tale, not 11-minute Odd Squad.

Putting aside that this is a pretty wild spin on the calendar math moral, Captain O insisting that she's always serious will never not be hilarious.

AND THEY DON'T EVEN USE THE TIME CARD??????????

NOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF EDITING, YOU SADISTIC SHIT I HOPE YOU GET STUFFED INTO A CANNON AND SHOT TO JUPITER. WHY NOT USE THE TIME CARD HUH. H U H .

You know that if Tim had his way, this episode would be over in less than 11 simply by fiddling about with a time machine.

Hey, crazy idea: maybe they could use the TARDIS if it's still in town!

Oper- Agent Ook?

Wow, I didn't realize a cut character from Super Monkey Ball: Banana Rumble was in this show. My little Odd Squad crossover fan project premise is gonna come along real nice.

(This is a joke. There is no Agent Ook in the premise.)

Oh my God...we somehow went from Oswald, to Octavius, to...Ook.

Sure, they tried with the main and side characters' names. One-shots, though? Nope. "Over" was a better name for a character who had Starscream-like motives!

And it's so dusty that she dug it out of the goddamn archives!

Ohhhh...so it's a calendar math moral, but it deals with UK seasons.

Okay. All right. I can dig it, so long as the writing is good and the plot is interesting.

So the UK seasons are just the US seasons but...pushed back by a month?

Oh no. Ohoho no. I can't fault the episode for this. No, no, I'm faulting the entire fucking UK culture. Love you bunches, but what the fuck are your calendar seasons?

(On to Part 2!)

[kobiiioo]

a reason why i think hobie likes to mess around lihan

wARNING THAT

EVERYTHING IM YAPPING ABOUT IS ALL HEADCANON !! PLEASE DONT COME FOR ME 😞

Thinking about hanpunk, the main reason Hobie genuinely takes interest into knowing Lihan has nothing to do with things like “love at first sight” or with her being “different” and “mysterious” or with him just being sociable and whatsoever.

To be reaaally honest, lihan is such a ordinary girl (imo). She has pretty much of a blank personality, adapting different personalities depending the environment, just like a chameleon.

She’s naturally a very quiet and cautious person but her struggle to express herself does affect her in many ways;

She doesn’t engage, she doesn’t talk about her opinion, she prefers to listen and follow orders (unlike Hobie) and she never complains. She likes to observe things and simply do as what people say. You can say she’s very selfless in some way.

In simple words; she’s a wallflower (idk why it took me sm time to find this word in my head)

But then what makes Hobie “see” her ?

This might be kind of ridiculous/weird to say but

He likes to see her vulnerable.

Ik what you’re thinking like huh ?? 😨 bUT HEAR ME OUT !! BECAUSE I DON’T MEAN IT IN THE WEIRD WAY AT ALL ?!?! by vulnerable I mean as in when she breaks from her persona and showing emotions.

As I’ve alrd explained on my other posts, lihan is really like- she can seem very rude, reckless and apathetic imo bc she’s just extremely used to enduring her emotions and keeping a cold facade so she doesn’t get emotional in general but also during important situations because deep down she’s extremely like EXTREMELY fragile.

That doesn’t mean she’s a cry baby but she’s very empathetic if you get to know her more; she’s just an expert at pretending and has lot of self control (she’s sooo dishonest and untruthful to herself and others).

And it’s funny because the only person that’s smh able to break that facade is Hobie.

He finds it amusing that he’s the only one capable to do it and so easily too. It’s so interesting and surprising to see how easily she can break that facade simply by teasing her and getting on her nerves.

Talking to him or just interacting with him in general feels like she’s getting exposed or and since Hobie is the only person Lihan can’t beat, that pisses her off SO MUCH.

So yeah, basically,

It’s the fact that she’s not so different than what others think of her that made him even more attracted to her. And despite her seeming ordinary and being a wallflower, he sees something that not much people see immediately in her.

I feel like Hobie is extreeeemely attentive and perceptive. He’d basically know any secrets and gossip going around HQ because he just sees and hears EVERYTHING. And ofc my man is good at keeping secrets so he just stays quiet 🤭

And while others can be clueless about it and Lihan just hides well among a huge group of people, Hobie sees her. And he notices the things she never knew he noticed (this specific quote on slide 10);

He’d sometimes notice her trying to start a conversation with other spider people and trying to get along with them, helping new recruits to get used to the environment and giving them advices while still being very reserved and restrained,

listening to people carefully and giving them life advices, acts of service without anyone noticing she did for them and gifting people things she simply noticed or that reminded her of the person (the christmas comic ☹️)

Like tbh, he at first thought she was kinda like Miguel, as in her seeming emotionless and just hella cold and restricted almost acting like a robot or sum

But seeing her being more compassionate and simply being human and being so caring was what made him actually go like “damn.. that’s new ?”

Ykwim right ? No ? Alright 😔

I love them so much I HATE MYSELF FOR MAKING THEM GO THROUGH THIS 💔

[the-peddito-and-doise-show]

DTV CAST HEADCANONS!

The Doise himself is the only thing that can legitimately get on The Noise’s nerves, due to ripping off his brand and what not.

I like to think that The Doise is actually a great boss (like Mr. Boss in Smiling Friends) that unfortunately chooses to mooch off a celebrity’s success just to keep his business afloat.

No, The Doise isn’t wearing a mask unlike The Noise. That’s his actual head, being always there back when he was first born.

Going along with the second fact, his “mustache” is actually his whiskers like some rodents do.

This isn’t a headcanon, but the lore has been reworked and changed to say that The Doise had killed Peddito instead of blowing up his pizzeria to better fit in with the canon.

Peddito isn’t from Italian descent—he just has an Italian accent for no reason at all. Though the thought of Peddito himself into the Italian culture intrigues him nonetheless.

Peddito is trying to improve at holding his severe anger issues brewing inside him for longer periods, as he always feels like he has the urge to kill The Doise right there in the moment.

Yes, Peddito treats Peddita like a daughter, due to the two of them having similar traits that nobody understands. Peddita herself also treats Peddito back like a father too.

It may seem like Doise-Chan is an older sister to The Doise, but in reality, The Doise is technically the older one due to being the first of the Doises.

Again, this may not be a headcanon, but Pizzamancer is the grand ancestor of Pizzahead, and the two of them sometimes see each other on Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.

Before appearing out of the blue one day, it could be a possibility that Doisey was a rogue Noisey who ran away from NTV HQ due to being used as a meat shield for The Noise.

Doisette has been in a lot of barfights, and generally had a rough life before meeting The Doise. That’s how she can fight for herself.

[justablah56]

Hi, TJ anon here! I just finished an exam and don't have a lesson for over 2 hours so I'm taking this opportunity to infodump to you again

A sad extended headcanon I completely forgot to mention last time: even after the betrayal, Terry Jr helps look after Taylor. He feels absolutely horrible about what happened, and blames himself for Nicky not being able to raise his son (since he no longer has DADDIES' protection from the FBI) so he constantly sends letters and pictures of how Taylor is doing to Hell. This is why the Swift household has a traditional of a first and last day of the school year photo. Nicky has copies of all of them hanging on his living room.

Nicky never responds to the letter, but when Taylor turns 4 he starts sending Christmas and birthday presents for him. Terry always labels them as "From Dad". When Taylor gets older, he assumes they were just from his Uncle TJ or Mom, but labelled as his dad to make him feel better.

Terry Jr, in his ongoing attempt to seek penance for betraying his best friend/lover, has been working on sabotaging and taking down the FBI. When Taylor was 8, they started catching on to him and he had to cut contact with the Swifts to prevent them from noticing Taylor. Part of the security measures involved using the memory syringes (with Cassandra's consent) to remove their knowledge of Nicky being a demon, and also magically isolating Taylor's memories of TJ, so he still has memories of his uncle but wouldn't be able to recognise Terry after the spell was cast.

Every year after this, Cassandra takes Taylor to see Terry Jr in a Christmas play. It breaks her heart slightly every time they leave and he comments about how good "that one actor who's always in these plays" was. One year, Taylor goes to the stage door to tell Terry he did a good job. It's one of his most bittersweet memories.

(Terry keeps the syringes at DADDIES HQ in custom wooden boxes. They have "C. Stampler" and "T. A. Stampler engraved into them)

tj anon !!!! welcome back !!

ALSO HEY THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKIGN SAD I LOVE IT just ,,, Terry basically being *taylors* step dad while nick couldn't be there and taking care of him and 🥺😭😭 TERRY SENDING HIM CHRISTMAS GIFTS "FROM DAD" ???? absolutely sobbing abt this ,.,. and him sending the pictures to Nicky aND NICKY HANGS THEM UP WWHSJJDKSMD 🥺🥺😭😭🥺

and Terry trying to take down the FBI for Nicky ,.,., aND THEREFORE NEEDING TO CUT OFF CONTACT W CASS AND TAYLOR 😭😭 literally so sad abt himmmm and then the playyyyyys waofuhs 🥺 Taylor still pointing Terry out in every play ,,, and at some point goes to tell him and Terry sti knows him and Taylor just thinks he's a good actor and

anyways that's literally so cute , now very obsessed w Terry and Taylor's relationship , I thank you again for the rant , I love them so fucking much !!

[liquorisce]

Idk if you're still into eremika but I've got something I just had to share; in a sort of office au where Mikasa is Eren's boss. She's a cool and professional lady who takes no shit and gives none either. Eren respects her immensely but also sort of has a crush on her. Professionalism means he won't allow himself to ask her out though.

However, Mikasa receives a very important promotion which means she will be transferring to their company's HQ. A farewell party is held for her last day around Christmas time and everybody wishes her good luck. Eren is sad to see her go, but just an hour before the party ends, Mikasa tells him she needs to speak to him in private, in her office. With the doors locked and the blinds closed, as a goodbye present, Mikasa proceeds to preform for him a very well done striptease followed by a tantalising lapdance.

Mikasa isn't good with words, and this seemed like the best way to let him know that yes, she knows how he feels, and yes, its mutual.

Eren never told a soul. She has a reputation to keep up after all.

“idk if you are still into eremika” was really amusing to read bc idk i guess i am still very much writing eremika??? like going to the eremika store and asking do you have any eremika lol…

that’s a pretty cool headcanon! but i am a bit surprised that all he gets in the end is a lapdance as a way of communicating feelings 😅

[cherxyx]

12 Days of Christmas My True Love Sent to Me...

To start off the Holiday season right, I wanted to base a work on one of my favorite Christmas songs.

Spicy Ver.

Sweet Ver.

(These are modern objects/items, and these gifts may not fit with your aesthetic. There will be a bunch of random characters.)

BTW: I choose to let you guys decide on this one and not everything has a link to it. I only did certain people for certain things but the rest is up to you guys to decide. (Tell me in the comments)

⚠️Ones I named are aged up⚠️

Continuing to read is consenting to read a work that is spicy

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent me one pair of winter theme lingerie.

Anyone you want (I think of Sugawara).

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent me two smut filled books.

Anyone you want (I think Yachi, Mikey, Gojo, Todoroki.)

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent me three MAC lipsticks.

Anyone you want (I think Mikasa, Eren, Kita Nanami.)

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent me four sets of laced robes.

Anyone you want (I think Nanami and Draken).

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent me five different sets of cuffs.

Anyone you want

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent me six ball gags in your favorite colors.

Anyone you want

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me a seven spicy chocolates.

Anyone you want (I think of Hinata)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent me eight different toys🥴.

Anyone you want

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent me nine different laced underwear .

Anyone you want

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent me a sex kit filled with 10 items

Anyone you want

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me eleven adult card games.

Anyone you want

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent me a Love Honey advent calendar.

ANYONE YOU WANT

[dailyunstableeve]

Hi Hi!

My name is Eve

I'm 20 (2024)

And I'm Not crazy (I swear :)

My brain hardly works sometimes so I'm lack of knowledge sometimes

And I take request! Mostly that are within the fandoms I'm in, so feel free to leave request! (I'll also take it as something to help me with my write block)

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https://linktr.ee/unstable_eve

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I mainly wrote to comfort myself from all the pain I've experienced, that's mainly why I love writing, I can write it out instead of saying it out and having people to listen to it but to read it, since letters are surely a gorgeous thing.

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My work:

Miguel's masterlist

Hobie Brown's Masterlist

Grave visit au [Astv spiderman]

𝕆𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤:

Comfort [ʙᴜᴄᴋʏ'ꜱ]

My delusions for Loki

Give me one more chance [Jill Valentine]

She's just dropping by to gear up [Jill Valentine]

ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀ'ꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

Introduction

Headcanons and facts

How she joined the HQ

Her first canon event

Miguel and her

Miguel and her 2

Miguel's birthday

Miguel's and her's poem bet

Her lore

Her and Jia

MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL

𝑩𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒖𝒓'𝒔 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒆 3

Ade’s back story

★・・・・・・★

With Shadowheart after everything [Shadowheart x reader]

Just want Karlach to be happy

[tarrenterror25]

✨ - SFW

🔥 - NSFW

Headcanons, Blurbs, and Imagines

✨ - Dancing with Latin!GN!Reader (ft. Bane) ✨ - Kissing Rogues at Midnight on NYE (ft. Scarecrow, Joker, Firefly) ✨ - Christmas/Winter Activities (ft. Joker, HQ, Ivy, Freeze, Scarecrow, Riddler, Penguin) ✨ - Two-Face, Black Mask, and Penguin teaming up ✨ - Rogues with Goth!Reader (ft. Firefly, Riddler) ✨ - Black Mask and Penguin arguing over Italian food

[heich0e]

Dear Liv,

Merry Christmas & happy holidays! I hope you have a fantastic time celebrating with loved ones <3 I just found these fanarts & I simply had to share them with you in case you haven’t seen them before!! Here are the links 1 & 2 or if you prefer them this way:

https://twitter.com/5takuhu1/status/1466065943948578816?s=46&t=7l8MhhMSXUT_KMO6CcZY4g

https://twitter.com/5takuhu1/status/1466066210945376258?s=46&t=7l8MhhMSXUT_KMO6CcZY4g (Pls look at that round Tobio baby 😭)

Yours truly,

A sobbing follower 🖤

MERRY CHRISTMAS SWEET NANA <3 wishing you a holly jolly day!!

ALSO I HAVE SEEN THESE FANARTS AND THEY ARE 1000000% THE REASON WHY I HAVE SO MANY DAD HQ HEADCANONS!!! S-RANK FANART NO SURVIVORS.

sending you so so so much love <3