#hq christmas headcanons

[hibdazzle]

First years wrapping christmas presents :D

[goatunderthebridge]

Ushijima had never cared for snow. He didn't like how snow fell under his collar, the snowflakes on his neck sending thousands of chills along his spine, nor did he like the sound of snow crumpling beneath his feet as he walked. Snow was just not for him.

So, when he gets hit with a snowball whilst walking to the school gym, he stands still. There's snow splattered across his chest, a white explosion that hadn't hurt but confused him. Why would anyone throw snow?

But there's no time to question it, because Tendou is already gasping in a mixture of excitement and offence, bending over next to him, and scraping snow off the ground with his gloved hands.

"C'mon, we've gotta fight back!" He says as he stands, packing the snow tightly between his hands and staring hard at the student who'd thrown snow at Ushijima, ducking back behind his tree for refuge.

Ushijima doesn't know what Tendou means though. Instead, he stares at the snowball hit he'd suffered and wipes the remains off his chest. He can see Tendou aim his arm and throw the snowball in the corner of his eye, the sight of it intriguing him. There's a shriek and Tendou grins triumphantly, eyes bright.

"Why are you throwing snow?"

The question seems to catch Tendou offguard and he looks at Ushijima, "Eh? What do you mean?"

Ushijima gestures from them to the various students hiding behind trees and bushes in front. They were now appearing to be plotting against them in hushed whispers if the glances in their direction and small snowball formations were anything to go by. The thought that this would hinder their walk to the gym passed through Ushijima's mind as he looked to Tendou for an answer.

He watches as Tendou's eyes widen and he jumps to his left, a snowball zooming through the space Tendou had previously occupied next to him to hit a tree directly behind. Ushijima looks back at the students, seeing one snicker and hide behind a bush. There's the smallest downtilt to Ushijima’s lips.

Tendou is laughing though, which Ushijima doesn't understand but is loathe to stop, not minding when Tendou grabs his arm and pulls him behind the snow-splattered tree, shielding them from any more poised snowballs. It’s a tight fit for the two of them behind it, where Ushijima can feel Tendou’s breath warm upon him.

Then Tendou is looking at him, pink splayed prettily across his face from the cold now and Ushijima resists the urge to cup his cheeks with his hands to warm him. He resolves to watch the pink spread to the tip of Tendou’s ears intently instead.

"What, you've never been in a snowball fight?" Tendou asks, leaning back to glance at the students from their safety post, rubbing his gloved hands together.

Ushijima shakes his head. That makes Tendou's brows raise higher as he looks back at him.

"Not even as a kid? I can't imagine a cute little Ushiwaka didn't play in the snow with other kids." Tendou teases before noticing a flake of snow left on Ushijima’s coat and wiping it off gently.

In that moment, Ushijima wants to tell him that the other kids didn't play with him when he was younger; that even if they did, he hated spending time in snow. But the chill wasn't bothering him now as much as he thought it would and he didn't want to lie, so he shrugged. Tendou scanned his face, looking for something like he always did, before backing up slightly to kneel down on the snow.

"Alright, no matter! You're gonna want to make a snowball, like this," he says, packing snow between his hands, tightening his grip so the snow scrunched together into a ball that he offers up to Ushijima.

"And then you throw it at our opponents." Tendou points at the students throwing snow at each other opposite them, some still throwing half-hearted snowballs at their tree.

"Why?" Ushijima asks, turning the snowball in his gloved hand, it glinting in the sun.

Tendou pauses as he searches the air for an answer. Lacking one, he shrugs, "I don't know man. For fun, honour, just anything you want it to be."

Ushijima blinks. Fun. Honour.

From behind the tree, he can see the student that had almost hit Tendou still kneeling, half-covered by the bush with their back exposed. He steps out fully and aims the snowball at them, throwing it as hard as he could to cover the distance between them. The result is a resounding thwack and a shriek that Tendou is cheering him for, pulling him back behind the tree to safety.

"Yeah bud you've got it!" He's singing into his ear, loud and cheerful. Then there's a second snowball pressed into his hand and a mischievous glint in Tendou's eyes when he looks at him.

"Now, it's time for war."

Ushijima looks at the snowball pressed between their hands and back at Tendou. He nods.

Yeah. He could do that.

[cherxyx]

12 Days Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me...

To start off the Holiday season right, I wanted to base a work on one of my favorite Christmas songs.

Spicy Ver.

(These are modern objects/items and these gifts may not fit with your aesthetic. There will be a bunch of random characters.)

BTW: These are my opinions and if there is an anime character that is a CHILD then the age is not changed and the action of the verse is in a friendly/caregiver way not a relationship way!!

Kids in pink (let me know if I missed any) If not pink then they're aged up to around 18-19. If older then their age stays the same.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent me a bouquet of flowers that were gingerbread-themed.

Sugawara, Tanjiro, Shouko Nishimiya, Tohru, Nezkuo, Izuku, Hinata, Uraraka, Asahi  (anybody else you want).

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent me two matching sets of Christmas pjs.

Yachi, Kirishima, Mina, Eren, Yuji, Mikey, Bokuto, Tanaka, Gojo, Todoroki, Bakugo, (anybody else you want)

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent me three matching necklaces.

Mikasa, Eren, Kita, Nanami, Mina, Tsuyu, Mikey, Miyuki, Nezuko, Anya, Geto, (anybody else you want)

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent me four puppies.

Kei, Nanami, Mina, Kaminari, Draken, Gon, Baji, Geto, Tendō (anybody else you want)

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent me five golden rings.

Oikawa, Megumi, Nobara, Tsuyu, Draken, Nezuko, Geto, Sukuna, Momo, Asahi  (anybody else you want to)

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent me six lip oils.

Miya Twins, Kei, Gojo, Tsuyu, Mikey, Michiko, Go Matsuoka, Baji, Sukuna, Eita, Ukai, (anybody else you want to)

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me a seven layered cake.

Nanami, Kaminari, Kuroo (anybody else you want)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent me eight different shades.

Suna, Gojo, Mina, Jiro, Draken, Shuji, Miyuki, Coffee, Killua, Baji, Bakugo, Tobio, (anybody else you want to)

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent me nine dangle earrings.

Toji, Suna, Nobara, Mina, Draken, Canary (idk why but i feel like she would), Coffee, Geto, Momo, Tobio (anybody else you want to)

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent me a ten-book series.

Yachi, Kei, Tsuyu (anybody else you want)

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me eleven new makeup brushes.

Miya Twins, Eren, Toji, Nobara, Kaminari, Jiro, Mikey, Coffee, Go Matsuoka, Kenma, Daichi, Ukai (anybody else you want to)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent me twelve sweet kisses.

ANYONE YOU WANT

[sleepw-me]

BF HEADCANONS HQ ࣪ ִֶָ☾.── .✦

Haikyuu version SFW

t.kageyama⸝⸝ ♡ Definitely winter is his favorite season, when you are his girlfriend he will definitely want to do some winter activities with you, such as walking around the city with a nice composition of Christmas lights. building a snowman in his yard. Throwing snowballs at each other and taking you to a nice cafe for hot chocolate.

k.tsukishima⸝⸝ ♡ We all know by now that Tsuki likes music, I'm sure he would share his headphones with you so you could listen to music together at school. When you're at his place, you just spend time with him, while he's doing his homework and you're hugging his dinosaur-shaped stuffed animal, and there's some music playing in the background. He made a playlist for you, but at first he was embarrassed to show it to you, there were songs he associated with you.

t.yamaguchi⸝⸝ ♡ During the lesson, when he gets tired of listening to the teacher, he will start drawing cute hearts and flowers in the corners of your notebook with colored pens, and if you let him, he will draw a whole meadow on your hand. You can give him your shoes to decorate them nicely with colorful flowers and drawings.

d.sawamura⸝⸝ ♡ He probably didn't know what princess treatment was before, he was just well brought up and everything he does comes easily to him, he thinks that's how you should treat your ladies. When your shoe is untied, he kneels in front of you and ties it for you. He carries your shopping, your handbags too, but not in his hand, as if he was ashamed that someone would see him with your women's handbag, he literally throws it on his shoulder and walks with it just like you would.

a.azumane⸝⸝ ♡ He has long hair, so he always has a rubber band on his wrist, so if you need it, he will lend it to you and even tie your hair for you.

s.hinata⸝⸝ ♡ This sweet little orange bun remembers the smallest details about you, even if sometimes you feel like he's not listening anymore and you stop talking, he immediately encourages you to continue. He remembers every detail, your favorite number, your favorite and hated color, the name of your first cat and he will even remember the names of your entire family if you mentioned them.

k.kozume⸝⸝ ♡ He found the perfect person to cuddle with, it's you!. Expect that if you have a large sweatshirt, he will stick his head under it and play games. When he plays on the computer, he will invite you to sit on his lap and either watch him play or teach you how to play one of his favorite games, it's funny when she controls the mouse and you control the keyboard, you will definitely hear him chuckle when something goes wrong he will succeed but he is very patient.

t.kuroo⸝⸝ ♡ Sometimes you meet at his place to study for chemistry, then he wears his black glasses that make him look so good. If you don't understand a topic, he will teach you and if you answer correctly, he will give you a juicy kiss. If you need a break, he will bring you something sweet.

r.suna⸝⸝ ♡ He will definitely take a lot of photos of you to keep the memories. You will be his private model, he definitely has one of your photos where you are drooling on the pillow while still sleeping on his wallpaper. On his phone you will find the stupidest photos, for example your 0.5x photo. Until the prettiest ones, the ones where you smile so beautifully at him.

a.miya⸝⸝ ♡ Listen, I imagine Atsumu calling you very early in the morning to go to the beach with him. He will definitely take a few photos of you in your swimsuit, but most of all you will have a great time together, sunbathing or swimming, he will pretend to be a shark that wants to eat you so that you run away from him. When the sun is not so bright anymore, he will play beach volleyball with you, laughing when something goes wrong, but then he will teach you, he promise.

o.miya⸝⸝ ♡ He will invite you to his kitchen so that you can bake or cook something together and have great fun. So what if there's flour everywhere or something spilled on the floor, you'll clean it up later and now Osamu is busy kissing you while you wait for the dough to be made.

k.bokuto⸝⸝ ♡ If you stayed overnight at his place, don't think you'll sleep late if you wake up easily, because he'll start doing his morning stretches, doing push-ups, and encouraging you to sit on his back. He will sometimes ask you to join him, but you have barely woken up, but if you join him and stretch together, you must know that he will slow down on purpose so that you can keep up, he will be very happy.

a.akaashi⸝⸝ ♡ This sweet boy will read books to you but he will also be more than willing to listen to your voice if you read to him. He likes it when you lie on his lap and play a game while he rests the book on your head and you sit in comfortable silence.

k.sakusa⸝⸝ ♡ It's no surprise that this guy takes great care of himself and is glad that you do too. His favorite activity is when you spend the night at his place and do your skin care together, he likes it when you put a mask on his face and massage him gently.

[yukasyukasyukasyukas]

Valorant Christmas headcanons💥💥‼️🔥💥💥

(I forgot to post it)

Some agents don't have the culture of celebrating it and it's very awkward when Raze and Sova show up gifting everyone and some of them didn't even remembered it was Christmas (this paragraph doesn't sound right but Idk how to correct it)

Yoru deeply refuses to celebrate it bc "it's a capitalist strategy for making money out of a date that used to be religious and an imperialist strategy to convince the pagans that what the christians were doing wasn't bad"

Cypher doesn't celebrate it bc 1- it's very known as a time to spend with the family and he doesn't have one and 2- he says it's Haram to participate in christian celebrations

Gekko's family is catholic so he's very serious about Christmas

Fade celebrates it only for the gifts but never remembers when it's coming so she only finds out on December 23, when Raze, Reyna and Gekko start preparing for Christmas eve

Brimstone gets gifts for everyone but it's always something they don't really have any use for

Viper only gifts Sova, Brimstone and Vyse

KJ gets expensive useless gifts to everyone she likes bc she has the money to spend but not the time to search

Omen knits something to the agents he likes and it's always very appreciated regardless of it being usually a sweater or a scarf

Sage doesn't usually celebrates it but she helps Reyna make the Christmas eve lunch

Raze always makes it a huge deal of the eve but spends most part of Christmas sleeping

Trees aren't allowed in the Protocol bc Neon and Phoenix always end up burning them

Breach never celebrated it with his family so the way he knows to celebrate Christmas is the way Raze's family does

Jett usually doesn't get any gift to anyone but she always makes the dinner for both the day of Christmas and for Christmas eve and she makes sure to add everyone's favorite dish

Iso didn't know about Raze gifting everyone so he was very surprised on his first Christmas at the protocol when she gave him new earbuds despite them not being so close at the time

On Fade's first Christmas there everyone tried to please her and she got a gift from most agents and was very surprised bc before that she hadn't celebrated Christmas

It's more likely for the protocol hq to be in the north. Raze and Skye were so disappointed on how boring Christmas in winter was, compared to it in summer

Deadlock is never around during the holidays bc Anna used to make a big deal of them and she gets emotional so she goes hiking instead

[dominiquelucalover]

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Who I Write For

SWAT: Dominique Luca, Chris Alonso, Deacon Kay, Victor Tan, Kim Street, Hondo Harrelson

Masterlist

Key: 💫 personal fav;🌱 fluff; 🛏 smut; 🔪 angst

Dominique Luca

Protect Her: Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | 🔪🌱💫 -Summary: When 20 David is after a dangerous suspect, they come across a suspect who is too scared to talk to them, but who is their only lead. PDA Headcanons 🌱 Friends to Lovers Headcanons 🌱 Jealousy Headcanons 🌱 Light 🔪🌱

Chris Alonso

Friendship Headcanons 🌱 Migraine Headcanons 🌱 You're a Mean One, Babe 🔪🌱 Late 🔪🌱 Homemade 🌱 So Long as You're Happy 🔪🌱 Know Your Style 🌱 Summary: Christmas headcanons of fasion-design!reader and Chris celebrating the holiday together. Rough Patch 🔪🌱 Summary: You and Chris are going through a rough time in your relationship; can it be saved?

Deacon Kay

Merry Christmas 🌱💫 Summary: You intend to make the most out of your first Christmas with the Kay family after moving in. Don't Bring Me to Tears When I Just Did My Makeup So Nice 🔪🌱💫 Summary: Your friends told you not to date a cop, that there wouldn't be much of a relationship that way, but you assured them differently. However, as time goes on, you begin to see what was always there

Victor Tan

Coming Soon...

Jim Street

Giving Season 🌱 Summary: Christmas headcanons of Street's girlfriend giving the team special holiday gifts.

Hondo Harrelson

Coming Soon

OC - Regina Stern

Street's Friend Reggie Summary: Street has a friend who seems to know a lot about a lot. Reggie always comes with information when 20-David least expects it, but no one's seen or even heard him before. So what happens when he comes to HQ unannounced?

[yakuzacanons]

seasons greasons :) if you're up to it, could we perhaps some HCs for how the yakuza guys like to spend the holidays with their S/O? regardless of whatever they celebrate, ofc. the winter season is quite festive for all sorts of stuff. hope you're feeling alright btw! stay cozy and healthy ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

SEASONS GREASONS skskskskskks u have my whole heart for that, also YES you can. Thanks for the well wishes too, unfortunately I have been slain by COVID so the sickness will continue. Doing my bestest though, headcanons below da cut.

Kazuma Kiryu

Lots of Christmas shopping for the kids at Morning Glory. Getting hot drinks and walking around together during a snowfall. He wouldn't expect you to do this with him but he likes to volunteer at events, like soup kitchens for the homeless, during this time of year.

Majima Goro

Him want go see the big fancy holiday lights with you. That's it. He just wanna go see some neat decorations and ooo and aaa. Also just wants to drink hot drinks and eat hot food with you.

Saejima Taiga

Doesn't care for public holiday events so much but he WILL be making a giant cauldron of homemade soup for you both. You don't have to help out but he would love it if you did!

Akiyama Shun

Not much a festive guy, typically spends holidays just sleeping a lot. Would go out for a particularly fancy dinner with you though. Does tag along for Christmas shopping if only to take notes on what you seem to like so he can buy it for you later.

Tanimura Masayoshi

He's pretty new at dating so he doesn't know what couples do for holidays but his personal tradition is making tons of handmade dumplings at Homeland and handing them out to all the families in the international district. He'd love it if you tagged along to help, maybe even tying some cute bows on the baskets before delivering them together.

Ryuji Goda

Big of heart and dumb of ass man Ryuji's favorite holiday thing to do is to make literally everyone in the Omi Alliance decorate the HQ. That includes you. Of course, since you are his literal favorite person, you get first and last say of what goes. It's really fun for the both of you, running around and throwing up decorations, telling grunts to put that there and not over there and what the hell were they thinking putting those lights with that color ribbon.

Nishikiyama Akira

He wants to visit all the cutest cafes and try their seasonal items. Nothing like a cutesy dessert for two... or two desserts. Or three. Also likes to wear matching scarves or matching gloves.

Daigo Dojima

He's also fairly unfamiliar with what couples do during the holidays but he's trying his best. Will take you out for a nice dinner for sure. He tends to prefer attending winter festivals instead of events for more modern holidays so if you're willing to try that, he'd love to go with you! His personal favorite holiday tradition is just enjoying hot tea while watching snow fall.

Mine Yoshitaka

He's pretty inward most of the time so holiday chaos just makes him want to stay home. Usually just decorates inside of his own home, he's not really religious but he likes the appearance of a Christmas tree so he typically goes with that. Would love to shop for some ornaments for you to hang up specifically.

Tatsuo Shinada

Literally all he wants to do is wear a Santa hat. That and probably go bar hopping on Christmas Eve. He's all about just relaxing and having a fun time, so long as he's with you. Would go caroling with you, although be warned he sings a little off key.

Ichiban Kasuga

He's probably one of the few out of all the boys that genuinely isn't picky about doing much during the holidays. As long as he gets to spend time with his loved ones, he's content. If it snows, he's definitely starting a snowball fight though. Would love to check out a holiday market with you though!

Tianyou Zhao

This silly head is making truck loads of homemade steamed buns and drinking a lot of tea and nothing can stop him from accomplishing his tasty holiday mission. He'd love to teach you how to make the buns. Likes watching you proudly place them in the steamer after he's filled them up.

Joon-Gi Han

His ass don't know nothin' about holidays! No, seriously, he's so confused. "Why's there a man in a red suit at the mall today?" Mostly just curious and kind of enamoured by all the activity spiking up all around the city. He's never really had a Christmas or much of any kind of holiday so you'll probably have to show him the ropes. Hot cocoa ends up being his favorite thing.

[kings-highway]

hi, i saw that you’ve been sharing your thoughts on hq rarepairs! what do you think about oisuga?

mhmhmmhmmhmhmh 🤔

honestly one of my least favourite haikyuu ships. I actually really like IwaOiDaiSuga as a polyship, and Oisuga is always the weak link holding me back lol. BUT that being said I do see why people like them, so...

Suga, absolutely, buys Oikawa flowers. I dont think it's something anyone else had done for Oikawa, and he barely understands it, but after big games, or before dates, or on special days, birthdays, Suga shows up with a small boquet of flowers, or a single rose, and is very consistent. Oikawa unwittingly falls in love with this trait which is why it hurts so severely when he finds out that Suga will mercilessly stop doing this while they're fighting. It's like being stabbed in the gut when Suga shows up for their date without flowers and Oikawa KNOWS its because of XYZ fight from the weekend they havent made up for.

They definitely help calm each other down. Its counterintuitive to a lot of their friends, but they actually end up tempering each other's louder qualities, and can spend quite a while just curled up, legs tangled, reading books together.

Suga is OBSESSED with Oikawa's hair and won't shut up about it. "I cant believe this is your natural colour" "baby please get off my head."

Also Suga would absolutely BALL when Oikawa moved to Argentina. Like... just the most obscene sobbing mess making a scene. Not even funny.

Oikawa is the BEST gift giver for Suga specifically but this is nintey percent because he has no standards for himself and with straight up pay Asahi/Daichi/Kiyoko to find out what Suga wants. He refuses to not make his birthday/christmas exactly what he wants.

Providing you subscribe to a headcanon where Oikawa has money - he spoils the SHIT out of Suga. Like he himself is a bit of a diva, but he projects his entire diva energy onto this little boyfriend of is and insists Suga gets everything he wants. EVERYTHING. He's fully aware he's doing it. Its intentional. He wants Suga to know.

Overall Ratings:

For me, Personal Interest: 1/10

Concept/Potential: 6/10? I see the vision but I struggle to see the vision

[pico-digital-studios]

Master Post

Sonic: Into, Across and Beyond! - Master Post

This is used to link to any parts of Sonic: Into, Across and Beyond! that are present thus far.

WARNING!: There are a lot of spoilers ahead for plotlines related to Into the Spider-Verse, No Way Home and Across the Spider-Verse. As Beyond has yet to be released, that won't be covered here for the time being.

This fanfic is NOT to be labelled solely as an "EXE" project, considering it's meant to be a love letter to the Sonic franchise as a whole, fan works AND official stuff. Even with the presence of "EXE"-based characters, such antagonists are few and far between unless mentioned as part of backstories, and are not a major core part of the fanfic's structure.

RATED T BY THE ESRB

Recursive work permissions:

You're welcome to make your own part with a character in this project.

Fanart of any of the content thus far is allowed, but NO NSFW stuff at all.

As Spider-Man: Spider-Verse is a copyrighted property, and I don't want to take positive attention away from the movies, video game adaptations of IAB! are prohibited.

I'm not the first person to come up with a Sonic-themed Spider-Verse, and I know I won't be the last. Please don't cite me as that starting point.

QNA / Ask Me Anything!

Custom Human sprites made for IAB!

OMT!Sonic's Intro

Story points (all scripting posts are here for your viewing pleasure)

Character chart

Story List

Universal Reset Changes

Posters:

One More Hero

THE ORIGINAL

Character bios

Key locations:

Blur HQ (Full Map) | MP-2021 South Island | FNF-NEW-2023 (with lore) | Universe Chart

Official canons/headcanons in IAB!:

The Awakening of Prism (made by @son1c) | Super Forms | The Shared Universe | Time Skips | Alternate Universe Nature | Power Sets | Yourself's Adoption | Sonic is NOT quick to forgive | Maria doesn't HAVE to die in all worlds | LGBTQ+ Chao | Movie Sonic's Abandonment Issues | UFO Catcher Bags | Prismatic Sonic | An Embarrassing BF | Water Sonic Design | Spider-Rose | Metal Virus Trauma | Quill Society Membership Rules | Trip's Family, Friends and Neighbours (don't worry, they're all alright, even at the present)

The SEGANet (+ trivia and what could have been)

Friday Night Funkin' Covers

Rivals' Madness (Song List)

Tua Vera Fata (CATaclysm)

Side Jams (crossovers with @robovoidfrog's Funkinverse)

Xs and Os (Smoke & Mirrors)

Special greetings:

Valentine's | Easter/Trans Visibility Day | April Fools' Day | Pride/LGBTQIA+ | Halloween (Tails's Message) | Christmas (Journal Entry)

Milestone Celebrations:

Internship Graduation | Sonic's 33rd Anniversary | IAB! 1st Anniversary

Other Stuff:

Omniverse (Ben 10 Spider-Verse) | The Q&A Begins | Hypothetical VAs | Game Concepts (UNOFFICIAL)

Credits

[serendertothesquad]

Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "The Odd Ness Monster" Episode Followup, Part 1

10 years and we finally get our first look at Odd Squad's take on Nessie. It's sure to be an odd-essie.

...Yeah, even I cringed halfway into that pun.

I hear this is a good episode, so let's hope those folks are right. At this point I'm like a kid at Christmas who didn't get what they wanted from Santa but will abso-fuckin'-lutely keep screaming and begging.

Below the break!

And your writer for this episode, who has an extensive resume and has written for quite a few things, including some kids stuff. Already off to a solid start, but I'm very cautiously optimistic.

Hey, remember the Thrimes from Season 2? Meet their sister.

Wouldn't be the first time we've had a cold open with mimes, either. I'm blanking on which episode, but I distinctly remember a Season 1 cold open that had a mime who threw berets at Olive and Otto and had terrible rapping skills.

(Editing note: It was "A Case of the Sing-Alongs", that's it!)

God, it's like dangling fuckin' keys with these children. Byootiful.

"Ma'am, you're not really trapped in an invisible glass box!"

Which, of course, is the mime equivalent of telling a magician to their face that magic isn't real. Way to be an ass, Orli.

At the very least, Orli's more patient with mimes than Olive and Otto combined. And the entire Season 2 cast bar Oona.

Yeah, speaking of Season 1...this is reminding me of the cold open with the man who had to apologize to the ocean because he said it was cold, then Olive running right into a barrier because she complained about the sand being too hot.

I think you can tell which one's played better.

If you listen real close, you can hear Pink's "Get the Party Started" playing faintly in the background.

...Oh. It's New Year's. Which was already done better in Season 1 and guys, really, can we stop with the Season 1 references? God sakes, they're getting old and I'm trying to keep the cynic glasses off for this one.

I'm...not too clear on what you have to do to win the raffle, but it sounds like "find the next" after playing it back five times over.

Is it...find the next season? Because I can do that! Gimme that copium, bitch, and lemme rip!

(Few seconds in: it's "find an X".)

Ohhhh come now. Y'all knew they were gonna win it. They have side character superiority. They're part of the main plot. Of course they're gonna win it.

*giggles uncomfortably*

My mind, tainted by years of watching horrifying PSAs and PIFs, is going in very dark places right now.

LOOKIT THIS SMUG SONUVABITCH. SHE KNOWS SHE'S LEADIN' 'EM TO THE ODD NESS MONSTER. SHE K N O W S .

Their prize is a chance at death. And not just their deaths.

(On a side note: this elevator is playing the smooth jazz version of "Take Away One", which is a brilliant touch, but I find it was better executed in "Old Odd, New Tricks". Apparently it was also in "Lift Off" too, but my point still stands.)

"A place where no one has been in many moons."

Hehehe byootiful. All right, fandom, get crackin' on what constitutes as a moon in the Oddverse and let me revel in the deja vu of seeing this argument often in the MLP fandom.

Here, it's implied to be years. Centuries. Millennia even. Certainly longer than a month.

Okay, I'd be laughing more genuinely if not for these unsettling lift shots because this subba-hubba-hubba gag is actually funny.

The floor is not lava.

But if you fall, it damn well will be lava.

Okay, I can appreciate the twist, but no amount of money in the world will be able to convince me that this is a dinosaur Nessie. And I'm not talking about plesiosaurs. This is a Dino Dex dinosaur that found its way into this show and this is really just a thinly-veiled crossover.

Headcanon accepted. Try me, bitch. Trailer came out today. Try me.

"The monster was here first. We built HQ over her, that way we can stop her when she wakes up."

So this HQ is underground, to a certain degree. The multi-sub basement is probably near the Earth's core, hence why it's so hot...and since this is a flipped version of Nessie, of course it prefers heat.

Huh. All right. I dig it. Already more sane than building Walmarts on Native American burial grounds, though if she prefers heat sources then I'm sure there's tons of those in the UK.

I honestly don't know who said "worst prize ever" here, but I'm cackling because they haven't even tried to stop her yet and are still in the exposition stage and they're already complaining.

Frankly, though, they're in the right.

Wh...but how, though? Lasers? Gamma radiation? Some kind of opioid released in waves?

I'd think a simple violin could do the trick -- get Orli on that shit -- but this is Odd Squad and so this shall be complicated.

"We just need two worthy agents to be here when she wakes and send her back to sleep."

And you decided on a raffle, wherein you pick...a Scientist and a Security agent? Not, y'know, a Creature Care agent? Are you so low on numbers that you don't have any Creature Care agents?

...No, wait, that's a rhetorical question.

Hoooooold up, hold up. So this episode is gonna run through the span of a year...in 8 minutes?

That's shit I expect from 5-minute My Little Pony Tell Your Tale, not 11-minute Odd Squad.

Putting aside that this is a pretty wild spin on the calendar math moral, Captain O insisting that she's always serious will never not be hilarious.

AND THEY DON'T EVEN USE THE TIME CARD??????????

NOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF EDITING, YOU SADISTIC SHIT I HOPE YOU GET STUFFED INTO A CANNON AND SHOT TO JUPITER. WHY NOT USE THE TIME CARD HUH. H U H .

You know that if Tim had his way, this episode would be over in less than 11 simply by fiddling about with a time machine.

Hey, crazy idea: maybe they could use the TARDIS if it's still in town!

Oper- Agent Ook?

Wow, I didn't realize a cut character from Super Monkey Ball: Banana Rumble was in this show. My little Odd Squad crossover fan project premise is gonna come along real nice.

(This is a joke. There is no Agent Ook in the premise.)

Oh my God...we somehow went from Oswald, to Octavius, to...Ook.

Sure, they tried with the main and side characters' names. One-shots, though? Nope. "Over" was a better name for a character who had Starscream-like motives!

And it's so dusty that she dug it out of the goddamn archives!

Ohhhh...so it's a calendar math moral, but it deals with UK seasons.

Okay. All right. I can dig it, so long as the writing is good and the plot is interesting.

So the UK seasons are just the US seasons but...pushed back by a month?

Oh no. Ohoho no. I can't fault the episode for this. No, no, I'm faulting the entire fucking UK culture. Love you bunches, but what the fuck are your calendar seasons?

(On to Part 2!)

[kobiiioo]

a reason why i think hobie likes to mess around lihan

wARNING THAT

EVERYTHING IM YAPPING ABOUT IS ALL HEADCANON !! PLEASE DONT COME FOR ME 😞

Thinking about hanpunk, the main reason Hobie genuinely takes interest into knowing Lihan has nothing to do with things like “love at first sight” or with her being “different” and “mysterious” or with him just being sociable and whatsoever.

To be reaaally honest, lihan is such a ordinary girl (imo). She has pretty much of a blank personality, adapting different personalities depending the environment, just like a chameleon.

She’s naturally a very quiet and cautious person but her struggle to express herself does affect her in many ways;

She doesn’t engage, she doesn’t talk about her opinion, she prefers to listen and follow orders (unlike Hobie) and she never complains. She likes to observe things and simply do as what people say. You can say she’s very selfless in some way.

In simple words; she’s a wallflower (idk why it took me sm time to find this word in my head)

But then what makes Hobie “see” her ?

This might be kind of ridiculous/weird to say but

He likes to see her vulnerable.

Ik what you’re thinking like huh ?? 😨 bUT HEAR ME OUT !! BECAUSE I DON’T MEAN IT IN THE WEIRD WAY AT ALL ?!?! by vulnerable I mean as in when she breaks from her persona and showing emotions.

As I’ve alrd explained on my other posts, lihan is really like- she can seem very rude, reckless and apathetic imo bc she’s just extremely used to enduring her emotions and keeping a cold facade so she doesn’t get emotional in general but also during important situations because deep down she’s extremely like EXTREMELY fragile.

That doesn’t mean she’s a cry baby but she’s very empathetic if you get to know her more; she’s just an expert at pretending and has lot of self control (she’s sooo dishonest and untruthful to herself and others).

And it’s funny because the only person that’s smh able to break that facade is Hobie.

He finds it amusing that he’s the only one capable to do it and so easily too. It’s so interesting and surprising to see how easily she can break that facade simply by teasing her and getting on her nerves.

Talking to him or just interacting with him in general feels like she’s getting exposed or and since Hobie is the only person Lihan can’t beat, that pisses her off SO MUCH.

So yeah, basically,

It’s the fact that she’s not so different than what others think of her that made him even more attracted to her. And despite her seeming ordinary and being a wallflower, he sees something that not much people see immediately in her.

I feel like Hobie is extreeeemely attentive and perceptive. He’d basically know any secrets and gossip going around HQ because he just sees and hears EVERYTHING. And ofc my man is good at keeping secrets so he just stays quiet 🤭

And while others can be clueless about it and Lihan just hides well among a huge group of people, Hobie sees her. And he notices the things she never knew he noticed (this specific quote on slide 10);

He’d sometimes notice her trying to start a conversation with other spider people and trying to get along with them, helping new recruits to get used to the environment and giving them advices while still being very reserved and restrained,

listening to people carefully and giving them life advices, acts of service without anyone noticing she did for them and gifting people things she simply noticed or that reminded her of the person (the christmas comic ☹️)

Like tbh, he at first thought she was kinda like Miguel, as in her seeming emotionless and just hella cold and restricted almost acting like a robot or sum

But seeing her being more compassionate and simply being human and being so caring was what made him actually go like “damn.. that’s new ?”

Ykwim right ? No ? Alright 😔

I love them so much I HATE MYSELF FOR MAKING THEM GO THROUGH THIS 💔

[the-peddito-and-doise-show]

DTV CAST HEADCANONS!

The Doise himself is the only thing that can legitimately get on The Noise’s nerves, due to ripping off his brand and what not.

I like to think that The Doise is actually a great boss (like Mr. Boss in Smiling Friends) that unfortunately chooses to mooch off a celebrity’s success just to keep his business afloat.

No, The Doise isn’t wearing a mask unlike The Noise. That’s his actual head, being always there back when he was first born.

Going along with the second fact, his “mustache” is actually his whiskers like some rodents do.

This isn’t a headcanon, but the lore has been reworked and changed to say that The Doise had killed Peddito instead of blowing up his pizzeria to better fit in with the canon.

Peddito isn’t from Italian descent—he just has an Italian accent for no reason at all. Though the thought of Peddito himself into the Italian culture intrigues him nonetheless.

Peddito is trying to improve at holding his severe anger issues brewing inside him for longer periods, as he always feels like he has the urge to kill The Doise right there in the moment.

Yes, Peddito treats Peddita like a daughter, due to the two of them having similar traits that nobody understands. Peddita herself also treats Peddito back like a father too.

It may seem like Doise-Chan is an older sister to The Doise, but in reality, The Doise is technically the older one due to being the first of the Doises.

Again, this may not be a headcanon, but Pizzamancer is the grand ancestor of Pizzahead, and the two of them sometimes see each other on Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.

Before appearing out of the blue one day, it could be a possibility that Doisey was a rogue Noisey who ran away from NTV HQ due to being used as a meat shield for The Noise.

Doisette has been in a lot of barfights, and generally had a rough life before meeting The Doise. That’s how she can fight for herself.

[justablah56]

Hi, TJ anon here! I just finished an exam and don't have a lesson for over 2 hours so I'm taking this opportunity to infodump to you again

A sad extended headcanon I completely forgot to mention last time: even after the betrayal, Terry Jr helps look after Taylor. He feels absolutely horrible about what happened, and blames himself for Nicky not being able to raise his son (since he no longer has DADDIES' protection from the FBI) so he constantly sends letters and pictures of how Taylor is doing to Hell. This is why the Swift household has a traditional of a first and last day of the school year photo. Nicky has copies of all of them hanging on his living room.

Nicky never responds to the letter, but when Taylor turns 4 he starts sending Christmas and birthday presents for him. Terry always labels them as "From Dad". When Taylor gets older, he assumes they were just from his Uncle TJ or Mom, but labelled as his dad to make him feel better.

Terry Jr, in his ongoing attempt to seek penance for betraying his best friend/lover, has been working on sabotaging and taking down the FBI. When Taylor was 8, they started catching on to him and he had to cut contact with the Swifts to prevent them from noticing Taylor. Part of the security measures involved using the memory syringes (with Cassandra's consent) to remove their knowledge of Nicky being a demon, and also magically isolating Taylor's memories of TJ, so he still has memories of his uncle but wouldn't be able to recognise Terry after the spell was cast.

Every year after this, Cassandra takes Taylor to see Terry Jr in a Christmas play. It breaks her heart slightly every time they leave and he comments about how good "that one actor who's always in these plays" was. One year, Taylor goes to the stage door to tell Terry he did a good job. It's one of his most bittersweet memories.

(Terry keeps the syringes at DADDIES HQ in custom wooden boxes. They have "C. Stampler" and "T. A. Stampler engraved into them)

tj anon !!!! welcome back !!

ALSO HEY THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKIGN SAD I LOVE IT just ,,, Terry basically being *taylors* step dad while nick couldn't be there and taking care of him and 🥺😭😭 TERRY SENDING HIM CHRISTMAS GIFTS "FROM DAD" ???? absolutely sobbing abt this ,.,. and him sending the pictures to Nicky aND NICKY HANGS THEM UP WWHSJJDKSMD 🥺🥺😭😭🥺

and Terry trying to take down the FBI for Nicky ,.,., aND THEREFORE NEEDING TO CUT OFF CONTACT W CASS AND TAYLOR 😭😭 literally so sad abt himmmm and then the playyyyyys waofuhs 🥺 Taylor still pointing Terry out in every play ,,, and at some point goes to tell him and Terry sti knows him and Taylor just thinks he's a good actor and

anyways that's literally so cute , now very obsessed w Terry and Taylor's relationship , I thank you again for the rant , I love them so fucking much !!

[cherxyx]

12 Days of Christmas My True Love Sent to Me...

To start off the Holiday season right, I wanted to base a work on one of my favorite Christmas songs.

Spicy Ver.

Sweet Ver.

(These are modern objects/items, and these gifts may not fit with your aesthetic. There will be a bunch of random characters.)

BTW: I choose to let you guys decide on this one and not everything has a link to it. I only did certain people for certain things but the rest is up to you guys to decide. (Tell me in the comments)

⚠️Ones I named are aged up⚠️

Continuing to read is consenting to read a work that is spicy

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent me one pair of winter theme lingerie.

Anyone you want (I think of Sugawara).

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent me two smut filled books.

Anyone you want (I think Yachi, Mikey, Gojo, Todoroki.)

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent me three MAC lipsticks.

Anyone you want (I think Mikasa, Eren, Kita Nanami.)

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent me four sets of laced robes.

Anyone you want (I think Nanami and Draken).

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent me five different sets of cuffs.

Anyone you want

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent me six ball gags in your favorite colors.

Anyone you want

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me a seven spicy chocolates.

Anyone you want (I think of Hinata)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent me eight different toys🥴.

Anyone you want

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent me nine different laced underwear .

Anyone you want

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent me a sex kit filled with 10 items

Anyone you want

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent me eleven adult card games.

Anyone you want

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent me a Love Honey advent calendar.

ANYONE YOU WANT

[liquorisce]

Idk if you're still into eremika but I've got something I just had to share; in a sort of office au where Mikasa is Eren's boss. She's a cool and professional lady who takes no shit and gives none either. Eren respects her immensely but also sort of has a crush on her. Professionalism means he won't allow himself to ask her out though.

However, Mikasa receives a very important promotion which means she will be transferring to their company's HQ. A farewell party is held for her last day around Christmas time and everybody wishes her good luck. Eren is sad to see her go, but just an hour before the party ends, Mikasa tells him she needs to speak to him in private, in her office. With the doors locked and the blinds closed, as a goodbye present, Mikasa proceeds to preform for him a very well done striptease followed by a tantalising lapdance.

Mikasa isn't good with words, and this seemed like the best way to let him know that yes, she knows how he feels, and yes, its mutual.

Eren never told a soul. She has a reputation to keep up after all.

“idk if you are still into eremika” was really amusing to read bc idk i guess i am still very much writing eremika??? like going to the eremika store and asking do you have any eremika lol…

that’s a pretty cool headcanon! but i am a bit surprised that all he gets in the end is a lapdance as a way of communicating feelings 😅

[dailyunstableeve]

Hi Hi!

My name is Eve

I'm 20 (2024)

And I'm Not crazy (I swear :)

My brain hardly works sometimes so I'm lack of knowledge sometimes

And I take request! Mostly that are within the fandoms I'm in, so feel free to leave request! (I'll also take it as something to help me with my write block)

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https://linktr.ee/unstable_eve

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I mainly wrote to comfort myself from all the pain I've experienced, that's mainly why I love writing, I can write it out instead of saying it out and having people to listen to it but to read it, since letters are surely a gorgeous thing.

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My work:

Miguel's masterlist

Hobie Brown's Masterlist

Grave visit au [Astv spiderman]

𝕆𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤:

Comfort [ʙᴜᴄᴋʏ'ꜱ]

My delusions for Loki

Give me one more chance [Jill Valentine]

She's just dropping by to gear up [Jill Valentine]

ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀ'ꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

Introduction

Headcanons and facts

How she joined the HQ

Her first canon event

Miguel and her

Miguel and her 2

Miguel's birthday

Miguel's and her's poem bet

Her lore

Her and Jia

MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL

𝑩𝒂𝒍𝒅𝒖𝒓'𝒔 𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒆 3

Ade’s back story

★・・・・・・★

With Shadowheart after everything [Shadowheart x reader]

Just want Karlach to be happy