#hq chatfic

[oloreandil]

20 Q's for Fic Writers

tagged by: @chameliyun, thank you so much <33

1 - How many works do you have on ao3?

131 works so far ! 97 of them are for haikyuu!! and i cannot wait to celebrate my 100 hq fics hehe

2 - What's your total ao3 word count?

323,624 words :0 i didn't think it'd be that much, i tend to write short things, i'm excited to have written so many words !!!

3 - What fandoms do you write for?

i have posted for haikyuu, death note, bnha, yuri on ice, free, breath of fire iv, and fairy tale for some unknown reason XD but i have unposted / unfinished fanfic for a bunch of other things like hunter x hunter or fma

4 - What are your top five fics by kudos?

chat me up has always been my most popular fic and tbh ? yeah i see why XD it is one of the most fun and chatfics were popular at the time. after that come ...or not, blue like the sky, silent trust and saw my momma dad cheese

5 - Do you respond to comments?

yes !! fandom is a community first and foremost for me, and posting is also a way to interact. comments are immensely lovely to get and answer !!

6 - What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

ooh probably love me right ?? it's kinda the angstiest i've written... ever. but some nights is also. bad end. solely by virtue of being post apo and not very optimistic about it. i wanna rewrite it someday because i actually really liked that AU and it's not the best right now hmmm

7 - What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

honestly hasetsu tour guides (which is a series but shhh) is the happiest thing i've written ?? it's not the most fun in terms of plot but everyone is content with their life in a way i've not really written a lot

8 - Do you get hate on fics?

nope, not well known enough XD and i'm not complaining about it

9 - Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

i do ! i have no clue if there's a specific kind i stick to though, most of it isn't even posted or even written past heavy planning. trans cyborg smut is on its way though @notsuchasecret :3

10 - Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

i have written or co-written a NUMBER of crossovers. most are not on ao3 yet (or... ever...) but i have posted death note x snow white and hxh x little red riding hood, so. however i do think that owari no seraph x the frog princess (the russian fairy tale) is the wildest one so far !

11 - Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not to my knowledge, but that'd be kinda funny tbh ? imagine coming across your own obscure niche things in the wild. i'd almost be more disappointed it's not a new fic for my teeny fandom corner lmao

12 - What's the longest you've spent working on one fic? And the shortest?

the shortest would probably be a couple hours, for guardian of his king (written in a fugue state at like 3am, after Syb shared the drawing that inspired it. two of us fell in a trance btw, this was a POTENT artwork). the longest... i don't dare calculate... but it is measured in years and i haven't even started writing yet <3

13 - Have you ever co-written a fic before?

if you count detailed planning and extensive oral storytelling, many !! my best friend and i are very prolific behind the scenes, to her dismay XD. i thiiiiiink she is the only co-writer i have had ? but i LOVE doing group fics and i'd love to do it with other people

14 - What's your all-time favorite ship? From all fandoms?

"you ask questions i have no answers to" is what i was gonna say and then my brain went "well apart from bokuaka which has to be out of the competition-" so i may have an answer actually hahaha

15 - What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

oooh my god that naruto fountain of youth AU is never gonna be written. i have so so so much planned and i sift through and add more from time to time, but like... i pick my battles a little more wisely than this behemoth

16 - What are your writing strengths?

i'm not sure ! i do think writing dialogue is easier for me than most other things, and i love doing fun formatting / narrative constraints

17 - What are your writing weaknesses?

i forget to put down half of the words on the paper so my sentences make no sense and it's horrible to edit <- loves editing. doesn't love when i reread myself and every five sentences i have to think "who tf wrote this and what the hell does it mean. how do you go from here to there ??? oh wait i forgot a sentence again"

18 - Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

english isn't my first language. i write dialogue in another language 99% of the time. i don't think this question really takes into account the amount of ESL writers who are basically always doing this

to stay closer to what the question was meant to ask though, i have written sentences, in the middle of english fics, in languages that me or most readers don't speak. it is usually either a LONG process of looking up grammar rules, vocabulary, existing sentences etc... or what i did once, "write with mistakes because the person is learning the language still"

it is good imo to have characters speak their native tongue, or to add your own HCs onto characters and make them speak in their new native tongue, but it can be done more or less respectfully and more or less clearly. how do you include a translation, if at all ? is it jarring in the flow of your fic ? what about inserting song lyrics in another language ? it's a case by case basis for me tbh, and as a reference i really love how yuri on ice did it during the anime

19 - First fandom you wrote for?

i don't recall what i first wrote for exactly but i first posted for death note in 2015 :0 a while back !!

20 - Favourite fic you've written?

i don't have one at the moment, my criteria isn't defined enough these days. maybe some will jump out more later as they did in the past but for now i can say i love most of my children equally lmao

it took me a while to answer, sorry, and i'm too tired to tag anyone but DO feel free to say i tagged you if you wanna do it !!!!!!!

[multifairyus]

Anansi Spider GC Re: Fade in the Water Reactions

It’s times like these that I have even the slightest desire to write a chatfic because babyyyy…..I just…I just GOTTA see the reactions and to the Alabama Brawl would be for Miles 42, Miles 1610, Margo, and Hobie.

I headcannon Margo as being southern so I KNOW she’d have *every* angle of the fight enhanced on her bigass screen for everyone to watch. Hobie finna put something on the grill in the middle of HQ. Both Miles start sketchin out Aquamane n Unc Thor on some Avengers shit alongside the Anansi Spiders and everything.

That how our people roll WITHOUT Spider-Man powers?? Oh they so so proud 😭💀😂💯

[hua-fei-hua]

@charlataninre-d you MAY bc i LOVE to talk abt it!!!

first let us have a long story to contextualize everything:

basically, aside from my summer in the mlp fandom (which is kind of its own thing online), i entered fandom via anime n manga, w/my introduction to fanfiction itself (again, aside from fimfiction.net) being through my friend nat. since she got into fanfiction via pokemon and the serebii forums, she brought me to fanfiction.net in february 2016, as it was basically the only fanfiction site she knew of at the time.

bc i was just starting to be active on fandom tumblr at the time (this blog was born in april 2016!! :D), i saw a lot of people in the snk fandom talking abt how they were migrating away from ffn to ao3, which was my first introduction to the fact that there were other fanfiction archives on the internet aside from ffn.

i think i noticed that some anime fandoms that were small on ffn were surprisingly big on ao3 and vice versa (haikyuu!! in particular comes to mind), but i didn't think much of it, since i felt i either got equal or greater feedback n viewership on ffn compared to ao3, until the tumblr porn ban happened in december 2018, n i started seeing a bunch of fandom history posts on my dash talking abt how this is basically a cycle that goes all the way back to livejournal and strikethrough blahblahblah and this is why ao3 exists at all.

this basically got me interested in fandom history as a subject, which i have basically committed to ever since as like, hobby study. kept on seeing people say that animanga/video game/asian source material fandoms have historically been underrepresented on ao3 bc it was founded by a group of friends who mostly hung out in western media fandom spaces (star trek, stargate, harry potter, etc).

this lined up pretty well w/the experiences of myself n a lot of my friends who joined fandom via anime/manga/video games at around that time frame, which made me curious abt when exactly the animanga/video game fandom sphere started shifting from ffn to ao3. so i picked some fandoms (at the time, just naruto, hetalia, snk, and bnha), opened up ye olde wayback machine, and started writing down how many fics each fandom had on the different sites at comparable points in time.

you can kind of see how this has been turning out from the data i collected at the time (which is labelled as "old" bc i realized in order to most accurately compare site growth, i needed to have consistent dates between fandoms n websites, which i didn't pay much attention to when first doing this):

(these graphs just show the total number of fics archived to ffn vs. ao3 for naruto, hetalia, and snk: fandoms born in 2001, 2009, and 2013, respectively)

(this screenshot is of my spreadsheet page for supernatural, which i find relevant to the study for obvious reasons. the yellow cells represent dates which were not present on the wayback machine for that date and thus had to be estimated using the surrounding data. the green cells are just there to remind me to correct the formulas there lol)

from the raw data of "how many fics are archived to this particular site", i then take down the total number of existent fics (assuming no/insignificant crossposting) and figure out stuff like the rate (in fics/month) at which fics are being posted to each site, the % of total fics archived to each particular site, and of the total increase of fics, what % went to which site, if that makes sense.

however, i also realized that although i could now pinpoint around when fandoms started posting more to ao3 than to ffn, these dates were all abt the animanga fandom sphere, and i'd have to gather a bunch of the same data for western tv shows, the fandoms ao3 initially blew up on, so that i could get a practical sense of how much later their shifts were.

along the way, i also got curious abt which fandoms in particular basically bridged the gap btwn ffn and ao3 for animanga (the current theory is that it was haikyuu!!, which made me very upset at the time bc i had chosen on purpose not to include it at first bc i didn't care abt it <3), so using my own vague knowledge n experience of Being In Fandom(tm) i started picking fandoms to also track via the wayback machine, and by this point it's basically "in for a penny, in for a pound" LOL

*opens up spreadsheet project*

*takes a deep breath*

oh boy here we go

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

* tsukushima & 1 other was added to Volleyballsforlife*

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/817lxYK

by hrtz4iguromybeloved

kageyama and tsukishima finally give up stopping people from adding them to the groupchats. shenanigans ensue.

Words: 294, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!, possibly others ig idk

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: haikyuu dont be silly its a hq fic

Relationships: Kuroo Tetsurou/Tsukishima Kei, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Hinata Shouyou/Kozume Kenma, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka, Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, otherships?, idk maybe - Relationship, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Ennoshita Chikara/Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Ennoshita Chikara/Shimizu Kiyoko/Tanaka Ryuunosuke

Additional Tags: ok but like, kageyama is a aroace king, hes also a baddie and dont care, so is tsuku but hes not aroace, they r both ooc, but stilk bad bitches so😘, kenmas just... there😭🙏, chatfic, Karasuno, oikawa angst lowkey, all of them r angsty teens fr, Kozume Kenma is a Little Shit, Oikawa Tooru is a Little Shit, Nishinoya Yuu & Tanaka Ryuunosuke are Bros, Nishinoya Yuu is a Little Shit, Kageyama Tobio is a Little Shit, Tsukishima Kei is a Little Shit, Tsukishima Kei is Bad at Feelings, tsukki gets flustered easily, we also know kuroo is a little shit, SO, Kuroo Tetsurou is a Little Shit, kuroo is a very horny mf, Kageyama Tobio & Tsukishima Kei Friendship

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/817lxYK

[kagehinafromtheconcrete]

Mayhem with the Karasuno First Years || Ch 04: kageyama tobio is bby

Summary: What starts as a late-night idea from Hinata turns into something none of the other Karasuno first-years (or other Karasuno VBC members) expected. "Enemies" become friends. Friends become something more. Home-life secrets are revealed. And a whole lot of chaos ensues.

Or: A group-chat fic centered around the Karasuno first-years with cameos from other characters. Other warnings are to be added.

Find on ao3! Ch 01 // Prev ch

Ch 04 below:

[7:03pm]

Grandpa Kageyama is online. Grandpa Kageyama attached an image: [a cat sitting on the lawn, grooming herself, in the distance, blurred. picture taken from his bedroom window.] the baby is online.

the baby: whats that??

salt is online.

salt: What the fuck is with that shitty quality

Grandpa Kageyama: hey

Grandpa Kageyama: it was moving but i wanted a pic

Grandpa Kageyama: isn’t it cute

salt: Just In: King of the Court Karasuno Setter Loves Cats.

Grandpa Kageyama: wtf have i ever done to you

the baby: it is cute!!!

the baby: hey tsukishima >:( he doesnt like it when u call him that so stop 

salt: No.

Anxiety™ is online.

Anxiety™: Living up to your name I see

the baby: oh i just thought of something

the baby changed salt’s name to tsalt.

Anxiety™: Clever!

the baby: u think im clever?? :D

the baby attached a gif: [cat receiving head pats.]

Grandpa Kageyama: i do like cats

Anxiety™: Awwww

Anxiety™: And yes Hinata I think you’re very clever, you learn very fast

the baby:  :D :D :D !!!! wow tysm!!! 

Grandpa Kageyama: cats don’t like me tho

the baby: maybe its ur face

Anxiety™: :)

Anxiety™: Wait sorry Kageyama that was meant as a reply to Hinata’s msg

Grandpa Kageyama: what’s wrong with my face?

the baby: well nothing rly!! just

the baby: ur always glaring like some1 took the last juice box in the fridge when u came home thirsty after practice n were lookin forward to it all day at school

Most Chaotic is online.

Grandpa Kageyama: ???

Anxiety™: That was oddly specific lol

Most Chaotic: It was Natsu, wasn’t it?

the baby: ofc it was

the baby: it even had my name on it >:(

Anxiety™: I know you’re grumpy about it but that just makes me want a sibling even more

Anxiety™: It’s not fair guys, learn to share

Most Chaotic: You’re not alone lmao I’m an only child too

tsalt: Nii-san adores you.

Most Chaotic: :)

tsalt: It’s almost annoying how much he adores you.

the baby: wow ur coping mechanism game is strong today huh

tsalt: Stfu

Anxiety™: Can we see your brother Tsukishima?? If you’re okay with it

tsalt: Idk if I’ve got any pictures of him on my phone, sorry.

Most Chaotic attached an image: [younger version of yamaguchi & tsukishima on the couch at the tsukishima residence. tsukishima is grinning wide at his brother, a mirror of akiteru’s smile. yamaguchi smiles shyly at the camera but looks equally happy.]

tsalt: I’ve been betrayed again by the only person in whom I placed my trust.

Anxiety™: HOLY CRAP

Anxiety™: IS THAT TSUKISHIMA

the baby saved 1 attachment. Anxiety™ saved 1 attachment.

the baby: YEAH WHAT THE FRICKETY FLAPJACKS

Grandpa Kageyama: huh

Most Chaotic: Sorry Tsukki ;)

Anxiety™: You’re both such babies oh my word

Anxiety™: You’re so cute why don’t you ever smile like that at school Tsukishima??

Most Chaotic: Oops

Most Chaotic: Sorry, you haven’t reached the level of friendship to unlock that backstory just yet

tsalt: Shut up, Yamaguchi.

the baby: yet

the baby: we will wait for u 

Anxiety™: Yeah Tsukishima we’ll wait for you :)

Anxiety™: Also Yamaguchi you have a nice smile

--

[7:42pm]

|| private message: Yamaguchi, Tsukki ||

Yamaguchi: Tsukki did you see that

Tsukki: Yes I saw. I’m in the chat too.

Yamaguchi: Maybe she said that to be nice tho

Yamaguchi: She’s nice to everyone

Tsukki: She wouldn’t do that. Now go respond.

--

Most Chaotic: Awww thanks @Anxiety™  

the baby: btw i have the patience of a saint tsukishima

tsalt: Oh my god all of you stfu.

Grandpa Kageyama: i didn’t say even anything

Grandpa Kageyama: who shit in your cornflakes

tsalt: Idc the whole class suffers.

Most Chaotic: @Grandpa Kageyama hold on I have something for you

Most Chaotic attached an image: [a grey cat with white paws, approx. 11 lbs/5 kilos, laying on his side in the sun.] Most Chaotic attached an image: [the same grey cat in a loaf position, looking out the window.] Most Chaotic attached an image: [the same grey cat, resting in tsukishima’s lap as he reads a book.] Most Chaotic attached an image: [the same grey cat kneading his paws against yamaguchi’s chest, the camera angled so only yamaguchi’s smile is visible.]

Most Chaotic: Meet Chunk

tsalt: When tf did you take that picture

Most Chaotic: Well originally his name was Nobu but he got fat and so that name stuck

Anxiety™: Cute!!! 

Most Chaotic: The vet says he’s still okay tho

the baby: oh adorable!!!! i wish i had a cat

Grandpa Kageyama saved 4 attachments.

Grandpa Kageyama: h

Grandpa Kageyama: he’s so c

Grandpa Kageyama: is he soft

Grandpa Kageyama: how old is he

Grandpa Kageyama: does he let you pet him

Grandpa Kageyama: does he like strangers

Anxiety™: Oh my god Kageyama you’re literally bby

Anxiety™: You saved the pics omg so pure

Grandpa Kageyama: ??

Grandpa Kageyama: yes i saved them ??

Most Chaotic: Very soft, 6, yes, and most of the time yes

Grandpa Kageyama: how long have you had him

Most Chaotic: We got him as a kitten! A few months before my mom passed

Grandpa Kageyama: oh um

Grandpa Kageyama: i’m sorry

the baby: :(((

Anxiety™: Oh I’m sorry about your mom Yamaguchi

Most Chaotic: Nah :) it was a long time ago

Most Chaotic: Thanks tho :)

Grandpa Kageyama: your cat is cute

Most Chaotic: You can come meet him sometime! 

Grandpa Kageyama: really?

Most Chaotic: Yeah! My dad’s not usually home in the evenings so I have the apartment to myself

Anxiety™: Omg I’d love to meet your cat too

the baby: same!!!!

the baby: hang out at yamaguchi’s place!! :D

the baby: can we do it tomorrow after practice??

Most Chaotic: Sure!

Most Chaotic: Wanna come Tsukki

tsalt: Why

Most Chaotic: I’ll buy strawberry shortcake on the way home

tsalt: …okay I guess I’ll come.

the baby: yay!!! this will be so fun!!! party at yamaguchi’s house!!

Most Chaotic: You can call me Tadashi btw

Most Chaotic: Most of the second years do

the baby: ok!!! :D party at tadashi’s house!! 

the baby: u guys can clal me shouyou i dont mind

Most Chaotic: Kay :)

Anxiety™: Wait if we’re doing given names you guys can call me Hitoka

the baby: hitoka-chan!! :D

tsalt: Call me by my first name and I’ll kill you.

the baby: >:(

the baby: thats harsh

Most Chaotic: This is usually the part where I tease you Tsukki but I don’t want to make you that uncomfortable

Anxiety™: I won’t do anything anyone is uncomfortable with!

tsalt: …

tsalt: Okay so in the chat I guess it’s fine but do it in person and I’ll kill you.

the baby: :D!!!

tsalt: Nvm I’m already regretting my decision.

Grandpa Kageyama: i think only 4 people i know have ever called me by my first name

Grandpa Kageyama: im pretty sure oikawa-san does it to fuck with me 

the baby: oikawa-san calls u by ur first name im kinda jealous

Grandpa Kageyama: wtf why

the baby: he’s the grand king!!! he’s so cool!!!!

Grandpa Kageyama: oh

Anxiety™: Do you dislike it Kageyama?

Grandpa Kageyama: dislike what

Anxiety™: Being called by your first name?

Grandpa Kageyama: not really

Anxiety™: Okay!

Grandpa Kageyama: you can if you want

Grandpa Kageyama: i don’t think i’ve had anyone who let me call them by their first name tho

Anxiety™: Go ahead!! We’re friends so it’s cool

Grandpa Kageyama: um

Grandpa Kageyama: ok

Anxiety™: Tadashi-kun!

Anxiety™: Shouyou-kun!

Anxiety™: Tobio-kun!

Anxiety™: Kei-kun!

the baby: ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ

the baby: hitoka-chan!!

Most Chaotic: Hitoka-chan :)

Grandpa Kageyama: hitoka-chan

the baby: hey tsukishima >:(

tsalt: What?

the baby: (｀皿´)

tsalt: That emoji is god awful, please refrain from using it again.

the baby: Ψ (`益´# )屮

tsalt: I take it back. You found one even worse.

the baby: join the chain!

tsalt: Sigh.

tsalt: Hitoka-chan.

--

[9:13pm]

Grandpa Kageyama: if i p

Grandpa Kageyama: uh

tsalt: Don’t worry, King. Sound it out. We’ll wait.

Grandpa Kageyama: shut the hell up

Grandpa Kageyama: if i pet chunk

Grandpa Kageyama: will he biet me or scratchh me

Anxiety™: Awww Kageyama you’re literally so sweet

Anxiety™: @Most Chaotic

the baby: what other animals do u like kageyama???

Grandpa Kageyama: all of them

Anxiety™: 🥺

Most Chaotic: Nah :) He’s very docile, he’s got a resting bitch face but don’t let that fool you, he’s a total purrboat

Grandpa Kageyama: what does docile mean

tsalt: Lmao.

Anxiety™: It means tame or passive :)

tsalt: Your level of patience for him and Hinata astounds me, Hitoka-chan.

the baby: >:( hey!!!

the baby: she called me cleever earlier jsyk!!

tsalt: No she called you clever.

Grandpa Kageyama: seriously youre an asshoel

tsalt: And you two don’t know how to spell.

the baby: this is is a gc not school

the baby: like who even types with full sentences with grammar n commas n punctuation u undercooked pasta noodle

Most Chaotic: XD

tsalt: …commas are punctuation.

the baby: (ง•͈-•͈)ง

the baby: sorry im not good enough to be in a college prep class, jeez

Grandpa Kageyama: nee-san says i don’t always have to be good at school

Grandpa Kageyama: fuck you tsukishima

tsalt: I decline. I’m ace.

Most Chaotic: Lol

tsalt: I can’t believe you told on me to your sister lmao

tsalt: Didn’t peg you as the tattletale type.

Grandpa Kageyama: i didn’t

Grandpa Kageyama: it’s just what she said when i was in middle school

Grandpa Kageyama: part of the autism or some shit ig

the baby: oh wait back up

the baby: ur autistic???

Most Chaotic: Autism?

Anxiety™: Oh! I didn’t know that about you Tobio-kun but suddenly I’m wondering why I didn’t see it before

Anxiety™: Like all the signs are there

Grandpa Kageyama: ya wh

Grandpa Kageyama: what of it

Grandpa Kageyama: why

Grandpa Kageyama: is it surprising or smth

tsalt: Huh. Interesting.

the baby: nothing!!! i just, you never told me before

Grandpa Kageyama: it never came up

Most Chaotic: It’s not surprising, it actually makes a lot of sense

Anxiety™: Right??

Anxiety™: Also @tsalt I like tutoring, that’s probably where the patience comes from :)

Anxiety™: Wait does that mean we have two neurodivergents on the team

the baby: 2??

the baby: what’s neodruviergt and whos the other person

tsalt: Wow that wasn’t even close.

Anxiety™ attached an image: [screenshot of neurodivergent definition.]

the baby: oh!

Most Chaotic: Don’t you have adhd Hinata?

the baby: no?? i don’t know what that is

Most Chaotic: Oh

Anxiety™: Oh

tsalt: Oh.

Grandpa Kageyama: i mean i’ve heard of it, it came up a lot when i was a kid

Anxiety™: I’m sorry for assuming!!!! D: 

Anxiety™: I didn’t mean to!!! It’s just, the stimming! Easily being distracted! Hyperactivity! Struggling in academics until we worked out a routine! Having trouble holding still…

tsalt: Don’t forget the massive hyper fixation on volleyball

tsalt: And excessive sound effects.

Most Chaotic: @the baby do you have other hobbies that you seemed interested in it at one point but it didn’t last?

the baby: yeah all the time

the baby: up until i found out abt vb

the baby: i'm so confuzed

Anxiety™: Oh sorry I got ahead of myself, adhd is a disorder where your brain has trouble regulating your attention

Anxiety™: You really don’t have it??

the baby: wait

the baby: u mean theres a reason?

Grandpa Kageyama: wdym 

the baby: i’m not just ??? annoying and lazy and not smart???

Anxiety™: Of course not!!!

Anxiety™: You’re very intelligent!!! You may just have different roadblocks than others

Most Chaotic: Neurodivergent ppls brains work differently than neurotypicals

the baby: oh um

the baby: sry i g2g dont wanna wake natsu

the baby is offline.

Grandpa Kageyama: wait where are you going

Most Chaotic: Hinata? Are you okay?

Most Chaotic: …Shouyou?

Anxiety™: :(((( Shouyou-kun? What’s wrong?

Anxiety™: the baby I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you!!! I promise!!

Anxiety™: I’m really sorry Shouyou-kun

Anxiety™: Can I still call you that? I’m sorry, Hinata

the baby is online.

the baby: im fine sorry

the baby: ofc u can still call me shouyou

Most Chaotic: Do you want some space?

Anxiety™: Are you feeling overwhelmed?? :(

Grandpa Kageyama: do you uh

Grandpa Kageyama: do you need someone to come over or smth

the baby: no its getting late and dark out and we have school tmrw

the baby: i just

the baby: i dont even know what to do??

the baby: like i thought it was normal

Anxiety™: it is your normal!!

Anxiety™: Everyone’s normal is different

Grandpa Kageyama: you shouldn’t use that word like that hinata

Grandpa Kageyama: normal

Grandpa Kageyama: it’s like

Grandpa Kageyama: a weapon

Most Chaotic: He’s right, it’s dangerous bc it’s so easy to use it to hurt yourself

the baby: ok

the baby: what do i do? 

Anxiety™: What do you want to do? 💕

the baby: how do i know 4 sure if i have adhd?

tsalt: You could pursue a professional diagnosis.

the baby: how do i do that?

tsalt: Well the first thing you should do is talk to your mom or another adult. Maybe Takeda-sensei, he could help. Then you can go from there. If you think about the entire process at once you’ll probably get overwhelmed.

the baby: oh ok

the baby: thank u

the baby: thanks u guys

the baby: tbh i was crying n i didnt want natsu to hear me but i feel better now

Anxiety™: Awww you’re welcome Shou-kun!! ヾ(*‘ᴗ‘*)ゞ

Anxiety™: I’m sorry you were crying tho :(

Grandpa Kageyama: good

Grandpa Kageyama: i mean good that you feel better 

Grandpa Kageyama: not um

Most Chaotic: I’m glad to help!

Grandpa Kageyama: not that you were crying

the baby: awww ty 

tsalt: Now I’m going to bed. Don’t spam the chat or I’m muting you.

Anxiety™: It is late!! 

Anxiety™: I’m so used to accidentally staying up late I didn’t even notice

Most Chaotic: It’s only 10pm??

tsalt enabled do-not-disturb mode. tsalt is offline.

the baby: wow real sour patch kid energy tsukishima

the baby: but i’ll forgive u cuz u were nice a second ago 

Anxiety™ changed tsalt’s name to tsourpatchkei.

Most Chaotic: Wow I’m impressed with how seamlessly that fits him

Anxiety™: 😌

Anxiety™: Got the idea from Shouyou-kun!

the baby: :D!!

Grandpa Kageyama: well it is late

Most Chaotic: Again?? Only 10pm???

Grandpa Kageyama: we’re athletes Yamaguchi

Anxiety™: Student athletes! 

the baby: yes true 5am awaits

the baby: good night everyone!! to tadashi’s after practice tmrw to meet chunk!!

Most Chaotic: Yes :) maybe then we can see if Tsukki will let you all meet his pet turtle

Most Chaotic: Gn!

Anxiety™: Good night!!

Grandpa Kageyama: good ni

the baby is offline. Anxiety™ is offline. Most Chaotic is offline.

Grandpa Kageyama: wait his what

[naturestarstruck]

X: *doing laundry*

Axl: *hiding behind a mop*

Zero: what are you doing?

Axl: Practicing my stealth skills.

Also Axl: *quickly does a metal gear box trick* (box has his handwriting that says 'Tottally not Axl' written on the box)

Axl: *cartoonishly waddles towards X with a box on him*

Zero: .... *disapointed with Axl* Baka.

[theworldswecantsee]

Would anyone be interested in commissioning fanfiction? Im not sure what the prices would be but I’m out of a job right now and not really sure when I’ll be able to work again. Obviously I have some ships I would feel uncomfortable writing (like incest or pedophilia) but otherwise I'm cool with whatever. And probably no smut, or it would cost extra because I'm just uncomfortable writing it. 

[bad-incorrect-hqmedia]

“pining idiots simps and oikawa tsukki”: the group chat

PART 3 || HAIKYUU!! GROUP CHATS

and thats a wrap! (for now ;) ) damn this is really shippy im sorry about my gay ass <33

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[thefluxqueen]

tma’s rlly givin me groupchat brainrot again huh, what is this 2015?

[skyeeevaheri]

may I present to you ...

one of my favorite hq!! fics at the moment!

Eggplant Party by extrastellar

I really like the writing style and the author managed to fulfill at least 90% of my headcanons. 48 chapters & in progress. chatfic mixed with normal writing.

also!: big, joined trainingscamp! (does that count as a spoiler? idc, go read it)

[notedchampagne]

20. hq and mp100!!

20) Fics/fanart I'd love to see

i need more team dynamic fanfics in hq!! the whole comic makes a lot of [vague gesturing] shipping material but honestly the family & group interactions are just as interesting!! id understand why ppl dont write them as much beyond chatfics though because keeping track of 10+ characters is insane

the same probably goes for mp100 but i havent read anything from that fandom yet. i do think more people should draw reigen absolutely pathetic. a wet dog of a man. a miserable of a babygirl

[powerhh]

hey so i just read the entire 32 chapters of Regrets™️ in a day (who am i kidding i found it in like early 2020 and have read it at least three times) and it says you haven't updated it since oct 2020 and i don't think you'll go back to it BUT

that fic is singlehandedly The best haikyuu chatfic i've ever seen and i just wanted to thank you for writing it and i hope you have a great day :D

yeah uhhh i've been running low on the fic inspo for a good while tbh. i might update Regrets™️ again if i feel inspired, because i really do enjoy writing it, but don't count on it anytime soon. same applies to my other fics.

EITHER WAY! i'm super happy to hear that you enjoy Regrets™️, especially enough to re-read it, and i'm honored that you think it's the best hq chatfic! this ask made my day, so i hope you have a great day as well!!

[akascow]

Yk those incredibly chaotic hq chatfics where like all the characters are in one gc. Do you think that pts when the chat is completely dead oikawa will dig it up after winning gold at the Olympics just to be like Trashykawa: my entire career has lead up to this moment Trashykawa: @farmerboi u should’ve gone 2 Argentina

PLEASE

he would tho

lmfao imagine a chatfic tho thats like half of it is just empty and its just the pts

so you have to scroll down a bunch just to get to the content part of the fic lmfao

i love that thats so funny

just

*3rd year*

ot: im gonna miss you guys hope we meet again

*174 paragraph indents of nothingness while pts happens*

ot: you shouldve come to argentina

uw: who is this? i think you have the wrong number

thats so dumb i love it

[russiansunflower3]

Alone together, by your side.

Written for MatsuIwa week day 6, with the prompt; Alone time.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11149884

Rating: Mature.

Warnings: Mention of past self-harm, depressive episodes.

Chapters: 1/1

Characters: Matsukawa Issei, Iwaizumi Hajime, Hanamaki Takahiro, Oikawa Tooru.

Relationships: Matsukawa Issei/Iwaizumi Hajime.

Summary:

Each Wednesday, once school has finished for the day, the Seijou third years go their separate ways. Sometimes all four of them are alone, sometimes in pairs. The time alone is refreshing, because even those deeply in love need a little space and some quiet to feel at peace.

No matter what though, when one of them needs the other, they'll always be there.

[lessons-from-moths]

HQ Fic Masterlist

Decided it’s finally time to make this masterlist of all of my Haikyuu!! fics! I’ll keep it as updated as possible :) Listed in chronological completed order! 

Don’t Look Down | 4.3k | UkaTake | G | Completed

Outsider POV where the team slowly realizes that their coach and advisor are dating.

Couple? | 2.3k | UkaTake | T | Completed

5 times Karasuno tries to get their coach and advisor to acknowledge their feelings + 1 time they realize that they already have. 

Big Dai Energy | 31.7k | DaiSuga | T | Completed

Single Dad Daichi meets teacher Suga...the importance of found family and love.

Miserable Together | 3.8k | DaiSuga | T | Completed

Domestic sickfic!

The stars are the exception | 13.6k | TsukkiYama | T | Completed

Kei falling in love with Tadashi, much like the moon loves the stars.

Karasuno Alchemists | 13k | DaiSuga | T | Completed

What happens when you put the HQ characters in the world of Fullmetal Alchemist? Sexual tension. 

Broken Toys | 7.1k | EnnoTana | T | Completed

As a sex-repulsed ace, Ennoshita doesn’t think that anyone could bother to love him. Enter Tanaka. 

Good Company | 2.4k | BokuAka | T | Completed

In the midst of an episode, Bokuto accidentally dials a wrong number. Akaashi picks up. 

Expiration Date | 9.8k | DaiSuga | T | Completed

Daichi’s been in love with Suga for years, and it might finally be the death of him. Hanahaki AU. 

Sunset | 11.6k | EnnoTana | T | Completed

Ennoshita and Tanaka through 7 years of their relationship. Written for EnnoTana Week 2020. 

I love you 5 thousand different ways | 11.9k | TsukkiYama | T | Completed

5 times Kei tries to confess using a different love language, + 1 time Tadashi confesses using Kei’s. Written for TsukkiYama Week 2020. 

Kei’s ass in those slacks IS an emergency | 5.5k | BokuAkaKuroTsuki | T 

Silly chatfic of one of my favorite polyships!

The hands we’re given | 37.3k | BokuAka | M | Completed

Zombie Apocalypse AU where Bokuto and Akaashi find each other...and never let go. 

Haikyuu vs Zombies Series | 126k | Multi | M | Completed

Series of works in the same AU following “The hands we’re given”

Rainbow Sky | 3.2k | TsukkiYama | G | Completed

Artist Tsukki who is so damn in love with Yamaguchi...and Yamaguchi finally notices

I AM NOT A ROBOT | 21.3k | KuroKen | T | Completed

In a world of androids and technology, Kenma finds a beat-up android named Kuroo. 

Are you lonely? | 5.4k | MatsuHana | T | Completed

Issei finds that there’s nothing unique about being lonely. 

The end of everything | 70k | Multi | M | Completed

Last installment of Haikyuu vs Zombies series!

[arcaneprism]

Masterpost of my writing

Currently accepting requests from this tag for Julie and the Phantoms and Tales of Arcadia. Ill also accept Shinkenger and Descendants (hc lists only). For JATP and ToA, whether you get a story or a hc is a toss up tho and I may be very slow getting to your request please bear with me.

Headcanons:

OCs (Baes)

[Mal] a world to call home

[Rosuca] caro

[Rosuca] hoodies

[Rosuca] arguments

Tales of Arcadia

[Douxie & Jim] Uncle Douxie

[Zoe & Jim] Auntie Zoe

Wayward children AUs: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Misc

[Scooby Doo] Muslim scooby gang

Stories:

Oneshots

OCs (Baes)

[Tameron] Soulmate AU

[Camyst] Shopping

[Myst] Babysitting

[The twins] Divination

[The twins] The bakery

[The twins] Adoption

[OG trio] First impressions

[Mal] Memory

[Mirasol] Story

[Jaeso] Responsibilities

[Jaesoca] No cookies

[Mitto] Visual Novels

[Cam] Wayward Children AU

Haikyuu

<Collection>  [Yachi] A Whole lot of Yachi-ships (some are crossovers)

Uta no Prince-sama

<Reader x characters> [Gen] Hug Experiment

Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun

[Shijima Mei] Creations

Multichapter

OCs (Baes)

<Ongoing> [Tameron] Princess Snow White

Julie and the Phantoms

<Ongoing> [Julie] There’s always somewhere you can call home

Crossovers

<Incomplete> [KnB/hq/Free] The Only Sane Ones (chatfic)

<Ongoing> [HTTYD/Brave/Tangled/RoTG/Frozen/BH6/ToA] Introducing The Dragon Prince (watching HTTYD)