#hp calculator

[nikkor]

"PI to 1100 places"

from PPC Calculator Journal, june 1980

[coconox]

for anyone that cares marbas, morax, and buer had their healing scale adjusted !!

basically the scaling before → now:

marbas: 10% of his atk → 0.4% of ally's max hp

morax: 11% of his atk → 1% of ally's max hp

buer: 120% of his atk → 20% of ally's max hp

NEW:

OLD:

[yumeurl]

i finished hbp book today and am just thinking a few things...... dumbledores promise to keep draco and his family safe, I'm inclined to believe he wasn't serious about it at this point in time. from the very minute draco entered the tower dumbledore's sole mission was to stall for time, atleast until severus arrives and finishes draco's job for him. from the way he initially praises draco on how he cornered him (similar to how dumbledore humors harry sometimes), to encouraging draco to kill him now, knowing that draco's hesitating a lot, to giving him options. even if draco considers it (which he really does if we take harry's word that draco started lowering his wand) it was too late. when dumbledore said he couldn't talk to draco about it because voldemort might read his mind i believe him, but also there were chances to offer help especially after easter break, where draco won't have to go back

but i don't think dumbledore was doing it because he didn't care. either way, draco was still a student in hogwarts and he does try his best to protect them, that's even why he orders severus to kill him, he'd be killing two birds in one stone: severus getting to voldemorts good side and full trust, while also protecting draco's soul from the act of killing

from how i understand dumbledore so far is he prefers to be on the sidelines. he'd help when he can especially for people like hagrid or firenze or lupin, but he seems to prefer watching over them. but when someone asks for help (in this case, snape), he would still grant it. i see it as a mix of seeing himself through them (the regret of doing something wrong) while also still seeing the benefit on having them over his side

i think what he's waiting for is draco. for draco to ask for his help himself. he's not going to offer it unless draco comes to him willingly and in regret. but by the time draco corners him in the astronomy tower there was no chance to truly offer that option anymore

[littlefleamart]

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[thylionheart]

literal just rocks on the ground do 2d8 damage in the Iliad damn

[danielnelsen]

orin duel was a bit silly

went in as the slayer because it felt right to do that. she moved first and got deathbringer's legacy on her second turn which killed me (all of my slayer + normal health) which was scary. so on the second try i got gale to cast haste on me before initiating the fight and i killed her on my first turn

so basically, both of us were the same strength lmao. both able to kill the other with two actions, it just came down to who got to take a second action first

[wasznu]

[thenicestthingiveseen]

i regret posting that prologue because idk how long its going to take me to get enough notes/plot to get through hallie’s first year

[anarratorofnogreatskill]

The correct unit of measure for HP in D&D is "peasants".

[elderslightlyevil]

Yes, I do in fact have 2 hitpoints, wo I could take it :)

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

[helladventurers]

I'm replaying explorers of sky, and I've never really messed a lot with IQ skills on my previous playthroughs, I've mostly only used gummies for their random Stat boosts, so I decided to look into IQ groups and learning more what each IQ skill does

Cue to me, finding out my favorite pokemon ever, latias, has an IQ group that turns her to a dodge tank, my favorite rpg archetype of all time 😭🙏 the power of favoritism keeps surprising me even though I should be used to it by now

[pirefyrelight]

They should make a fallout shelter where you can actually see how many hp a dweller has instead of sending them to the wastes until they die and looking through the logs.

[kismet-dev]

5 LOW DEX SAVES IN A ROW IN A DND BATTLE

MY LUCK IS NON EXISTENT

Basically, I'm playing an ORV dnd campaign with some friends, and i essentially have the skill "Divine Engineer," which allows me to

a) Magnetize and change the polarity of objects within 2 feet (for now)

b) Bend and shape any metal that I am in contact in

c) Transmute materials based on how far they are in the periodic table

d) Manipulate Energy

SUPER COOL RIGHT

When I tell you that every roll I made was NOT ENOUGH

I made a freaking mecha suit, tried to crush this guy underground (APPARENTLY GUNS ARE TOO OP), tried shish kabobing him with metal, turned the whole station into metal to control, flew and dodged with quickly switching the polarity of objects and energies

On top of that i have to calculate this stuff in real time too, (so that its not too op i guess) which isnt an issue at all, im totally chill with that

but then the FUCKING RNG

Basically i get beat into a pulp cause his ability triples his stats and i couldn' t roll high dex saves.

(cries in corner)

[piratesexmachine420]

I love calc-mode as much as the next mentally ill superior text editor user but nothing really compares to a really good graphing calculator.

[andresbravo2003]

Remember this HP Calculator? ^

[neproxrezi]

everything wrong with elon musk's dogshit elden ring build

elon musk recently bought a blatantly boosted poe2 account and started trying to pretend he knew what he was talking about with it. while you could definitely in part put this down to... his general... everything... i think this was influenced by his elden ring build getting roasted a while back.

@luciferhimshelf has prompted me to go through his build and pick apart everything i see wrong, because while i think people get the general idea it's horrendous, i really want to go through it ALL

ALRIGHT. some of these are excusable first playthrough mistakes, and some of them are fucking baffling

he's in the mountaintops of the giants with 1009 hp. this is WAY less than you should have by this point. for anyone curious, i used a build calculator to check and he hasn't kept the debuff from hugging fia, which is a shame because it would have been very funny

he has 31 vigor, which governs your health. the general agreed end point for your build is 60 vigor, which bring you to 1900 hp. he also has a talisman equipped that gives you +5 vigor, endurance, strength and dex, MEANING HIS ACTUAL STAT IS 26 VIGOR. YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE 26 VIGOR AT THIS POINT

the spirit summons are... strange. having three equipped at all times is a really odd decision. two of them, Skeletal Militia (1) and Banished Knight Oleg (3) are reasonable choices, though by this point you really could have replaced them with something better - especially skeletal militia. the middle one, Marionette Soldiers (2), is more odd, but it's not a shit-tier choice. the odd thing here really is that he has three summons in his hotbar and no healing flasks - which i assume are in the quick access. i'd love to see his split of hp and fp heals too, because of the next one...

38 mind is a really strangely high amount to have. you don't need this much, ever. the only reason you might need this much is if your only spellcasting staff is lusat's glintstone staff (which is the one he is using), because it makes all your spells more expensive in exchange for dealing more damage. this should not be the only staff he is using.

and i know it's the only one he uses because for some reason he seems to be equipping all his weapons at once. i actually did this on my first playthrough of a souls game so i can't trash talk this one that much but it is still really fucking strange, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS HEAVY ROLLING IN THIS IMAGE. WHY IS HE HEAVY ROLLING WITH THE +5 ENDURANCE TALISMAN EQUIPPED

the more things i point out, the more inevitable i feel my descent into madness will become

why does he have two shields

i can understand multiple weapons. i don't like it but i understand it. two shields makes no sense. you should never have two shields

"oh but lunne maybe he has two shields because one parries" both of his shields are uninfused, and their base ash of war is weapon skill.

there is no reason to have two shields equipped.

i'm going to try and push past the fact he has two shields equipped, and move onto the weapons and spells

the weapons themselves are reasonable choices - rogier's rapier is a free weapon pre upgraded with a nice ash of war, and moonveil is a very powerful weapon and he has an intelligence build. this makes sense.

however, i would be an idiot if i did not point out that the reason elon musk is running an intelligence build, is absolutely 100% without a doubt because he thinks he is intelligent.

68 (62+6 from the helmet) is an odd choice - there is a spell that requires this amount, however i am not convinced he was smart enough to find it. if i had to guess, i would say he is probably just working toward 99

with this in mind, i looked at his spell choices. i can make out that he is running zamor ice storm, night comet, magic glintblade, comet, and loretta's greatbow. (i found out there is a wider crop of the image after scrutinising it, and it turns out i was right anyway)

these are extremely odd choices for your five spell slots.

the fact he has five spell slots really is the piece de resistance here. the funniest thing about this whole image. i'm sorry i put it off, but i really had to savour this.

you get two spell slots at the start of the game. one is bought at the roundtable hold. one drops from the red wolf of radagon, a mandatory boss on a casual playthrough taking on every legacy dungeon they find. a fifth one drops from demi-human queen maggie, in mt gelmir near where he would have been doing a quest to get that staff.

all the other memory stones are acquired through puzzles.

he is running an intelligence build because he thinks he's smart, but he could not solve a single puzzle.

he also took a photo of the screen instead of a screenshot.