I am an adult human of the Manish variety, friends would say I have a dwarven countenance (because of the beard), though I myself consider myself somewhat gender fluid. I am a textbook example of ADHD in men, and I am strongly suspecting autism in myself. my foremost loves are for all things Fantasy role-playing, as well as high fantasy literature and the historical facts of the viking age. Also my wife. I do not care which pronouns you use for me so long as you refrain from calling me "a male". please know that I want to please as inclusive towards, trans, queer, and kinky people as possible, though I refuse to recognise porn bots of any kind
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can you posr the video that the. pelican is from
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i didn’t know i needed an isekai where an awkward nerdy middle-aged dad who’s not a weirdo or a creep and died saving a child is reincarnated as an otome villainess except he’s too nice to be mean to anyone and just happy to have good eyesight now but i’m so glad it exists
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Today's Fur Seal Is: Performing For An Audience
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some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things
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Bruh, brassica oleracea is amazing, like it is literally most vegetables
when she does anything to it at all
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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot
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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
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Give them at least 1 in the bones state, the teeth
A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy
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Textposts from everyone’s favourite space station😽
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you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…
sobbing. shitting. puking
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