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[cream-and-tea]

yknow being really into your own wip in an autistic fashion is very fun and cool until you’re not able to work on it for a certain amount of time and feel yourself actively begin to suffer from a video game poisoned condition

[my-castles-crumbling]

pocket - December 10 - wolfstar - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 347

Sirius Black sat in a rather squishy chair in Minerva McGonagall's office wondering, not for the first time, why the hell he was in trouble.

But, for the first time, he actually hadn't done anything recently to deserve getting in trouble for.

And, to add to his confusion, McGonagall looked decidedly uncomfortable.

"Listen, Sirius," she said stiffly, causing Sirius's interest to heighten greatly. What could this possibly be about? "I have to ask you something."

"Whatever it is, you know that I'm not going to say anything to incriminate myself, Minnie," he responded teasingly, leaning back and grinning.

McGonagall grimaced. "Oh, I know. But strangely, this has nothing to do with any....mischief."

Sirius tilted his and raised his eyebrows. "What is it, then?"

"Well...I wouldn't ask, but....I have a quite a lot of money riding on this," McGonagall said, a strange tone to her voice, "and apparently the other professors feel you and I have the most amicable relationship. So..."

"Money?" Sirius echoed, very confused.

"Oh, bugger it," McGonagall muttered in a very uncharacteristic manner before speaking in a confident tone. "Are you and Mister Lupin finally an item or not? Because I bet both Pomona and Fillius you would be by Christmas, and a bonus would be nice around the holidays."

Sirius gaped for several moments before breaking into a huge grin. "Minnie. Betting on students? What would Dumbledore think?"

She just scoffed. "Oh, come now. He bet you two would be together by the beginning of this school year. He's already out."

Sirius burst into a fit of laughter. "Then I'm sorry to say he's actually the winner. Moony and I have been dating since August. You couldn't tell?"

A string of curse words that would have made Sirius's mother blush fell from McGonagall's mouth. "No. You two have always been affectionate, Sirius. Forgive me for saying this, but we've all seen it coming for over three years."

Sirius could only blink as he took that in.

"Now, if you'll excuse me. Albus is going to be insufferable," McGonagall sighed, showing Sirius to the door.

[that-bitch-kat3]

james: not to be dramatic but i want remus and sirius together happy and in love more than i want the war to be over.

[formulanni]

Sponsors as The Devil:

This card represents being seduced by the material world and physical pleasures. Also living in fear, domination and bondage, being caged by an overabundance of luxury, discretion should be used in personal and business matters.

Ravage, violence, vehemence, extraordinary efforts, force, fatality; that which is predestined but is not for this reason evil

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[larabar]

keep living!

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[alexturntable]

why does hp insist on making everything so ugly and why does the shell logo have an ugly yellow patch

[sadmages]

Gale stabilizing all 3 party members from death after not getting hit himself at all and then dropping this bomb while everyone's on the verge of death. So funny of him

[wobblecats]

"fuck the roll"

[yourgalgremlin]

James: “Are we soulmates in every timeline?”

Regulus:

[keepthedelta]

f1 truly lost so much when they banned tobacco sponsorship. instead of having drivers smoking before races they have the ferrari boys snorting printer ink on the grid. sad

[vivwritesfics]

How about slytherin!Reader and gryffindor!charles😭or the other way around idc but I need this in my life

reader is a verstappen bc drama and hp au masterlist to come

She was supposed to be the bad guy, the enemy, the one trying to stop him at every turn. Her father was the guy that wanted him dead, after all.

So why was he laying in her bed with her, his arms around her. He had been in the Slytherin common room once before, in second year, when Pierre had brewed the poly juice potion that had he and Esteban looking like Lando and Daniel (Hufflepuffs, but still Max's closest friends).

Charles loved being in her bed with her, even if he couldn't sleep. He had his fathers invisibility cloak at the end of the bed, allowing him to slip in and out of the portrait hole beside her.

He kissed the top of her head as she stirred ever so slightly. Charles knew she only slept a little better than him; ever since her father had come back in their fourth year her nights had been restless.

One of the other girls in the room stirred slightly, and Charles grabbed his invisibility cloak. He gently shook her shoulder, waking her up before he slipped it over his head. She groaned as she rolled towards him, eyes opening slowly. "Is it time already?" She asked through a whisper.

"Can't risk anybody seeing me, chérie," he said and grabbed her hand, helping her to stand.

She grabbed a jumper and slipped it over her head. Her bare feet slipped into her trainers and she led Charles out of the girls wing. He followed her light, careful steps to the portrait hole.

Every little sound in the dungeon had him turning his head in panic. Him being caught by the Slytherins would be bad enough, but being caught by Max? Charles couldn't imagine anything worse.

There was a time when he and Max were friends. Max, the son of the man trying to kill him and his girlfriends brother. It was a recipe for disaster. At first, Max despised his father and everything he had done. But then Jos came back and Max was at his side, loyal as a dog.

To anybody on the outside, so was she. She was a Verstappen, after all. But she played the part beautifully. Did it panic Charles every time she went home for the holidays? Definitely. Who knew what they would do to her if they found out.

She walked through the portrait hole and kept going, taking him a safe distance from the Slytherin common room. As soon as she was sure they were safe, she lifted his cloak and kissed him. "I'll see you in potions," she answered and kissed him one more time.

They parted ways, Charles heading to to the Gryffindor common room as she went back to the dungeons. She just hoped it would be as empty as she left it.

Just her luck, it wasn't. Her brother sat on the sofa, lifting his head as she walked through the portrait hole. "I thought that was you," he said and she froze. He played with his wand, throwing it up carelessly and catching it again. "Dad is going to love this."

Fuck.

[moonlightdancer26]

How fucked do you think the Wizarding World would be if Snape never existed?

So fucked. No one would’ve done anything and Voldy would’ve won the first war 💀

[One of the most ironic things about the series is how Snape felt so guilty about delivering the prophecy and leading to the Potters’ death when in reality he was directly (but unintentionally) responsible for the first War ending and if he hadn’t delivered the prophecy the Potters probably would’ve died anyway. Delivered the prophecy -> made the Potter family a priority -> asked Voldemort to spare Lily -> informed Dumbledore -> the Potters were under protection -> since he asked Voldemort to spare Lily, Voldemort gave her a chance to step aside and she refused which activated the protection of baby!Harry and saved his life -> so if Snape never asked to spare Lily then Voldemort wouldn’t have asked her to step aside and would’ve killed her immediately like he did with James -> so then she wouldn’t have chosen to not step aside and then nothing would’ve been activated and baby!Harry would’ve died too. Like that is genuinely SO funny, I never see anyone talk about this.]

[ectoheart]

Don't ever question Malfoy men and their hair products

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[maxedes]

maxie baby i think you forgot to log into the burner

[vingler-mirror]

Sending Kakania to the Pear Wiggler so she can atone for her crimes

It's what she would've wanted...

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[alexturntable]

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